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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kek I feel so bad for the suicidal trooncord sisters. They are trying so hard and getting shit on in every thread. It has to be hurting their shattered egos.

    • 3 months ago
      jews utterly btfo

      they dont have egos. they have an
      internal countdown timer to their suicide that gets reduced every interaction

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    magic gays still seething about their missed shots ?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The chick probably never found the Night spells. I feel bad for her.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >cast any mist
        >enemy stands in it
        what was the point of them dodging the other shit?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You'll get it after you play the game

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thank you for using the correct pronouns for once. Some of you aren't so bad.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          No problem sister, i'm also trans btw :3 glad to know i'm not alone out here!

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shit like this kills any interest in replays, excellent! As a middle aged man I enjoy not playing things more than playing them now, as long as I can find a good reason.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're posting on Ganker dude. You didn't have to tell us you don't like vidya.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh I know but in this case its very real and figured Id give a specific example why.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think I'll replay to access the DLC but so far it's the only From game I'm actually dreading replaying

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    did you try to make blonde shadowheart as your toon?

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >people missing the whole point of that webm and commenting about "missing"
    so this is what sub 80 iq looks like?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No one misses the point. The OP chick isn't firing the night sorceries so the enemy is dodging the magic.
      She should use the sorceries that enemies won't dodge.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >still misses the point
        sorry 80 iq is too much for you, I hope you still have double digits though

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's fine if you are upset sister no one expected you not to be.

          ER fanboys are too much. They defend this shit

          The OP (and you) just don't know that there are stealth magic spells and the video isn't using them. It's not a big deal the character doesn't get killed or anything they just look stupid.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The point is the blatant cheap input reading you absolutely insufferable wienergobbling Fromdrone. Jesus fricking Christ you people should be killed

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The actual point is that the ai is so bad that it indiscriminately enters a dodge state regardless of where the shot is being fired towards when it sees a casting animation. It's why the ai struggles to dodge some spells/arts like rings of light, because the dodge timer doesn't account for the projectile delay, so they dodge early and still get smacked.
        Anyone who b***hes about it being cheap is also stupid, the real issue is that like most of ER this shit is half assed.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >my opponent is casting a spell
    >better dodge it
    what's wrong with this?

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    ER fanboys are too much. They defend this shit

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stop. Making. Fun. Of. Elden. Ring.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    NOOOOOO WHY DOES THIS SUPER STRONG ENEMY DODGE MT ATTACKS?!!! THEY SHOULD JUST STAND THERE AND LET ME HIT THEMMMMMMM

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's not dodging since it wasn't coming at him thoughbeit. It's like jumping out of the way of someone throwing a rock at a wall.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's the input reading people are complaining about not the fact that they dodge. though apparently ER mobs just auto-dodge in react to the animations rather than a direct input read though I'm not sure that's much better

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's not dodging since it wasn't coming at him thoughbeit. It's like jumping out of the way of someone throwing a rock at a wall.

        first two intelligent posters here. 21 replies, only 2 are actually on point. Welcome to Ganker.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        first two intelligent posters here. 21 replies, only 2 are actually on point. Welcome to Ganker.

        So this is bad because she’s not facing the enemy’s??? Your argument is moronic little bro. You want the AI to be brain dead, or maybe half react to your attacks? Are you really that bad? You need the bad guy to let you hit them? Who fricking cares if you can trigger a dodge if you face the wrong way, nothing changes. Explain to everyone here what should really happen since you think this is bad. Don’t even reply if your not going to explain it, anything else is pure cope

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >hehehe really bro? bro ur just bad dudebro lmfao fr fr no cap bro dude bro bro dude bro
          Fromtrannies should be executed

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            You have no defense for your criticism you low iq dog lmao

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >HEHEHEHE BRO DUDE NO CRITIC BRO HEHEHE DUDE BRO DUDE WHAT IF BRO
              Shut the frick up

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          > Explain to everyone here what should really happen since you think this is bad.
          If the projectile has a reasonable chance to intercept the enemy they dodge. Otherwise they don’t. Is that really groundbreaking to you guys? Or are you just emotional because you like From so much. Action games 20 years ago figured this out.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Alright anons, you win this time, triggering dodge animations is super duper bad!

            >HEHEHEHE BRO DUDE NO CRITIC BRO HEHEHE DUDE BRO DUDE WHAT IF BRO
            Shut the frick up

            what should happen, genuinely, is that the enemy should have jumped the moron hitting the wall repeatedly and killed him instead of being stuck in a shitty AI loop of jumping back and fourth 'cause some random idiot is shooting a wall repeatedly.

            I genuinely played and liked all from games including this one, but you're moronic for attempting to defend badly designed enemy AI.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              You have no argument against

              what should happen, genuinely, is that the enemy should have jumped the moron hitting the wall repeatedly and killed him instead of being stuck in a shitty AI loop of jumping back and fourth 'cause some random idiot is shooting a wall repeatedly.

              I genuinely played and liked all from games including this one, but you're moronic for attempting to defend badly designed enemy AI.

              and you lost.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I kneel troony bros

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You have no argument
                that argument was destroyed already

                >But maybe the devs tie enemy dodges to projectiles fired at them
                That's not how it works, enemy starts dodging when the player casts. Otherwise they wouldn't dodge in time the multiple nearly instantly projectiles. You are a shitter secondary, so you wouldn't know that, but redirecting attacks at the last moment is a common PVP technique. The resulting gameplay is a combination of choosing the correct spell types and combinations to make sure the enemy is hit

                This is not how the game can work, your direction for an attack doesn't matter when you can change it instantly

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >saying "the AI is just bad bro" is an argument

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          what should happen, genuinely, is that the enemy should have jumped the moron hitting the wall repeatedly and killed him instead of being stuck in a shitty AI loop of jumping back and fourth 'cause some random idiot is shooting a wall repeatedly.

          I genuinely played and liked all from games including this one, but you're moronic for attempting to defend badly designed enemy AI.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    eldenslop fanboys are so stupid they still don't understand what OPs criticism is and are responding at something completely different. You genuinely can't make this level of moronicness up

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stop refering to yourself in third person schizo

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They get it sister.

      [...]
      first two intelligent posters here. 21 replies, only 2 are actually on point. Welcome to Ganker.

      They won't dodge if you use the night magic spells. That's kind of the point.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        this guy still doesn't get it even after they explicitly pointed it out lmao

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          He gets it.

          And dodging spells fired the opposite direction, or moving into arrows makes sense to you? Because there's a night magic spell? lol

          Correct. Use the Night spells to avoid that.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >And dodging spells fired the opposite direction, or moving into arrows makes sense to you?
            yes it does
            >cast
            >lock on at the last moment
            >enemy can't dodge now
            it would be extremely easy then

            ok well you've completely lost it and deranged

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              yeah the sisters have completely lost it. The crazy thing is the night spells have been in since launch and they still don't get it.
              It's pathological when you think about it. They are so evil.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >it's been two years
                >Shazamtrannies are posting the same debunked webms, seething, malding, and ripping out their hair in impotent, pants-shitting fury
                For what purpose?

                Shut the frick up you literal braindead Fromshart piece of trash

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        And dodging spells fired the opposite direction, or moving into arrows makes sense to you? Because there's a night magic spell? lol

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          listen, when you throw a rock away from an enemy, you should use a night magic stone and not a regular rock. Look I swear I have two brain cells to rub together I'm not completely moronic

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >And dodging spells fired the opposite direction, or moving into arrows makes sense to you?
          yes it does
          >cast
          >lock on at the last moment
          >enemy can't dodge now
          it would be extremely easy then

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            or, maybe, and hear me out here this will sound absolutely wild I know. But maybe the devs tie enemy dodges to projectiles fired at them instead of reading character input or character animation + distance. I know I know the technology to pull such a thing off is the stuff of miracles but they could atleast try don't you think?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >But maybe the devs tie enemy dodges to projectiles fired at them
              That's not how it works, enemy starts dodging when the player casts. Otherwise they wouldn't dodge in time the multiple nearly instantly projectiles. You are a shitter secondary, so you wouldn't know that, but redirecting attacks at the last moment is a common PVP technique. The resulting gameplay is a combination of choosing the correct spell types and combinations to make sure the enemy is hit

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Chick

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it's been two years
    >Shazamtrannies are posting the same debunked webms, seething, malding, and ripping out their hair in impotent, pants-shitting fury
    For what purpose?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Input reading debunked

      What? It's literally in the game

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks for putting "input reading" in your post, it lets me know after a quick glance that it's worthless and can be safely discarded

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's a lot of words to type and say nothing you stupid homosexual.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Shazamtroony considers that a "lot of words"
            Oh no, it's moronic

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >enemies react to the things you're doing
        Holy FRICKADOODLY DOO, it's almost like it's a video game or something. You moronic transitioning wienersucker.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    That cop who started rolling because an acorn fell on a car is the real life version of this.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That video genuinely made me cry from laughter

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >SHOTS FIRED SHOTS FIRED, GLINTSTONE PEBBLES INCOMING!
      >I'VE BEEN HIT! MINOR POISE DAMAGE!

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's the deal with Elden Ring on Ganker? You bring it up and people flip their shit

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fromtrannies are mongoloids who base their entire identity around their games so they lose their fricking minds whenever they're criticized

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You’re the gays making threads about it, no one gives a frick about Elden ring and when people talk about you gotta dust off your folder cause you hate life.

        What's the deal with Elden Ring on Ganker? You bring it up and people flip their shit

        People think they are winning an argument or winning something. The weakest people on earth engage in this kind of behavior, it’s the same thing as little kids trying to talk shit about other kids toys. It’s literally that kind of mentality.
        >NOOOO YOUR TOYS ARR DUMB AND FOR GIRLS
        >NOOO THEIR NOT, THEY ARE FOR BOYS AND IM HAVING FUN

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >no one gives a frick about Elden ring
          Imagine actually thinking this

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Bro I don’t need to talk about Elden ring, that’s two years ago. Jesus Christ. The frick is the matter with you people? Il play the dlc when it comes out and talk about that if I feel like it. I’m not going to fricking Ganker to talk about Elden ring, there’s nothing to talk about, we already fricking talked about it. You brain rot morons can talk about a game i haven’t touched in two years idgaf if your trapped in the past.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Bro dude bro bro dude bro
              moron

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >sees the word “bro” once.
                >triggered
                Lmao

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I already told you. Stop fricking making of From games. I’m not going to repeat myself again.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >this is a good post. i will make this thread now.

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