Worst designed boss in recent Fromsoft memory.

Worst designed boss in recent Fromsoft memory.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't call him the worst but yeah, this guy wasn't great
    >Not necessarily more dangerous than his phase1
    >Not fond of the "use this item you might have found to stun it" gimmick they also did for 'ohg and 'git
    >Not to mention in this case the item works against a specific type of melee moves, not even the Black Blade attacks (the item literally reads "deflect the power of the Black Blade."
    >When you do said parry with the item, he recoils back super hard over the animation because frick you for playing melee
    >most of his moveset is honestly really weak with a lot of windows of opportunity, the very few rest of his moveset is disgustingly strong
    >HP pool low enough that he can be bursted through before he has a chance to use said moves
    Thanks for reading the blog

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine being so bad you have to use the stun item, oh my god LOL. What's next you used the trap for the first boss aswell ? Or gastogne playbox in bloodborne ? What a scrub.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I get an item, I use it
        I never knew Margit had a shackle (in fact I missed Patched entirely), I found Mohg's shackle but was too stupid to understand its purpose

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Fun thing to know: You can use margit's shackle to reveal fake walls and it has a pretty wide range.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >HP pool low enough that he can be bursted through before he has a chance to use said moves
      This was the real problem with the fight. I played with Ultra greatswords and didn't need ot learn his moveset, I just traded blows with him and eventually killed him because his HP is way too low.

      With a higher HP pool this boss would be amazing

      I also like the item, because unlike the shackles, it requires some skill to use

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Uses UGS assuming dual because you said plural and not singular
        >Whines boss dies fast even with low life

        Malenia dies fast to 2 UG weapons. A boss should be possible through trades if you have high life/big damage that is the point of slow/high damage in a rpg.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      All of what you described is a good thing
      >Whines about him recoiling
      Run up? You get like 2 jump attacks for free and he usually does something easy to avoid after he recovers so its back to neutral.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's just counter intuitive than an enemy you disabled is moving backwards (especially since the Claw functions like an easier parry and parried enemies certainly don't scurry away)
        Sure, once you've seen it, you get around it.

        Yeah I know that malenia is waiting for me at the end of the haligtree zone, I plan to use my mausoleum guys on this b***h. Or Tiche. Thanks.

        Have fun, she whooped my ass for a long while even with Tiche holding my scrubby hand

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Not worth complaining about it though. His animation is also him covering his blinded eyes staggering back and swinging slowly/without accuracy. So it makes sense. Hes also a specific story boss. This seems like a nit pick for no reason from a weird parry homosexual who cannot just hold forward run the moment he lands the parry.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you did not beat the game

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I like him.
    Enjoyed it even more whenever I used pic related correctly.
    Only thing I did not enjoy was his OST.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm visiting the haligtree right now. How do I go to farum azula? Is it optional? Can I miss it definitely for this current run if I "missed one hidden npc that spawns in the middle of nowhere where you don't have any reasons to go™" like it always happens in soulborne games?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Farum Azula is when you burn the Erdtree with Malenia after Fire Giant
      You cannot miss it since it's mandatory to get the ending
      if anything, you are currently in the "missed one npc" path, Haligtree is optional and its end boss is much harder than the "real" ending bosses.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I know that malenia is waiting for me at the end of the haligtree zone, I plan to use my mausoleum guys on this b***h. Or Tiche. Thanks.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Going to Farum Azul is mandatory.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hes one of the best in ER.
    >Doesn't have too much life so despite killing you fast also is a fast fight himself
    >Pattern is less reliant on input reading yes i know that weird famous webm but still he rarely reads inputs compared to Malenia
    >Phase 2 actually has a unique item mechanic that well not necessary makes the fight better.

    Hes fun.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dark souls 2 exists

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They really fricked up with Ds2.
      There are some good bosses but frick there were so many unnecessary ones.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Never understood why people get hissy over mini bosses. Having lots of bosses is better than not.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Having lots of bosses is better than not.
          So it's quantity over quality then?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Pic unrelated? Quantity over quality doesn't actually mean anything in practice and it's just something for people to say without really backing anything up. DS1 has the worst bosses and the least of them. In 2 more bosses than not at least reach a good enough quality threshold. Even something mediocre like Covetous Demon is still a fundamentally sound boss that isn't broken or frustrating. There's no Bed of Chaos or Dragon God.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I wanna frick that

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Sure but DS2 had a lot more bosses to burn, so even if there's around 10 bad ones, it still has the best line up from the PS3/360 souls games.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      DeS has far worse bosses than DS2.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There's so much fricking setup for every major fight in the game and all of the most feared and legendary being of that world end up being a fricking joke.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    thought it was one of the better bosses, easy to sight read with nice tells and punish windows on all his stuff + he looks cool

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    With all due respect, Elden Ring arguably had the worst average boss quality of any of From's games.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      A nice opinion, but I disagree.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        We don't speak about that atrocity here anon, we only discuss the canon games here.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Counter balanced by the ridiculous amount of different enemies, even though some of them are a little overused (avatars, deathbirds, big worms) and the insane number of extraordinary zones. It's time to stop listening to discord trannies and respect Elden KINO.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >sakuraba absent

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i mean, if you cut literally all the duplicates it would be fine

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ?
      >Elden Ring good bosses at release:
      Mohg, Lord of Blood
      Radagon
      Radahn
      Maliketh
      Placidusax
      Hoarah Loux
      Morgott
      Malenia
      Rykard
      Godrick
      Astel
      Rennala
      Margit
      Fortissax
      Alecto
      Lansseax
      Death Rite Bird
      Black Blade Kindred
      Sword Crucible Knight
      Regal Ancestor Spirit
      Dragonkin Soldier of Nokstella
      Fire Giant
      Fully Grown Fallen Star Beast
      Commander Niall
      Godskin Apostle
      Elemer of the Briar
      Godskin Noble
      Magma Wyrm Makar
      Misbegotten Crusader
      Draconic Tree Sentinel
      Loretta, Knight of the Haligtree
      Crucible Knight Siluria
      Red Wolf of Radagon
      Tree Sentinel

      >BB good bosses at release:
      Cleric Beast
      Gascoigne
      Blood Starved Beast
      Amelia
      Shadows
      Paarl
      Amygdala
      Mergo's Wet Nurse
      Logarius
      Ebrietas
      Gehrman
      Watchdog of the Old Lords
      Bloodletting Beast
      Headless Bloodletting Beast
      Pthumerian Descendant
      Pthumerian Elder
      Yharnam
      Undead Giant
      Abhorrent Beast

      >DS3 good bosses at release:
      Iudex Gundyr
      Vordt
      Abyss Watchers
      Pontiff Sulyvahn
      Aldrich
      Old Demon King
      Dancer of the Boreal Valley
      Champion Gundyr
      Dragonslayer Armour
      Lothric and Lorian
      Nameless King
      Soul of Cinder

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    im not a furry but damn.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Malenia is 300x worse. At least Malekith follows rules, gives big, consistent openings, and trades health for his damage. Malenia is a fricking DeviantArt OC in boss form.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      nah malenia is easy compared to other bosses in the same game, the only catch is waterfowl and you can just equip BS if you dont feel like learning the timing

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Not using powerstanced colossal weapons to stunlock every late game boss and avoid having to dodge 15 hit combos for 10 minutes.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Demons Souls

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I wish the fight started with him at full health or that it refilled. You can basically start with him at 40% HP if you hit beast clergyman with a good ash of war to begin the 2nd phase

    His voice lines and moves are kino tho
    >O death, become my blade once more…
    I wish his fight was longer like the artorias fight where you just straight up fight him the whole time. Or at least make him more hittable and jump around less but give him more health

    Fire giant and elden beast were both wayyyyy worse bosses

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Fire giant and elden beast were both wayyyyy worse bosses
      I feel like Fire Giant had a lot of potential but his moves just don't fricking hit at all, it's insane.
      I liked Beast but it was bit too much of an HP sponge and I generally disliked all kinds of
      >please stand by and dodge all the shit as I do the moves. You may resume fighting me once I am done

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I hate the fire giant so much, Fromsoft CAN'T do fights with giant monsters at all. The camera don't work with them, the lock don't work, you can't see shit if you're fighting them melee. Strangely I killed him in less than 10 seconds during the second phase. I know they worked a lot on animating him and it looked impressive and all but I didn't have the time to appreciate it. The very moment he opened his eye I threw everything I had and it was over in a blink. The first phase was so cancerous that I took the opportunity to kill him as fast as possible. What a waste.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Some giant monster fights are good

        >ludwig
        >cleric beast
        >gaping dragon
        >manus
        >demon from below/in pain
        >midir

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >ludwig
          >cleric beast
          Bloodborne is too based to have bad bosses

          >gaping dragon
          He's pretty slow and supposed to learn you not to be greedy

          >manus
          The beginning of the dark souls 3 nonsense with a furry of barely readable attacks.

          >demon from below/in pain
          Best boss from the dlc, all the attacks are reasonably telegraphed.

          >midir
          Never fought him can't judge

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Literally one of the best bosses they've ever made.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I walked forward and my controller misread the input abd I walked off the arena. Only death tho and the boss was really fun.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically my favorite fight and I am fricking trash at these games. Had my friends over when I got here and we were drinking and they wanted to watch me clear the fight and I was like
    >LMAO not happening
    and then it did and it was fun. So yes. I kolled him whilst heavily intoxicated. You might suck!

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Elden beast is the worst

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Him and Malenia are absolute aids. Every time I fight him I make sure to have Waifu Tiche at 10, rotten breath and chadhound step.

    Malenia is aids solo, but two people flicking between bonks does the job

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I just cheese his ass. He is not a boss worth 'gitting gud' at. Fire a mimic ash up his ass then use the cheapest crap your build has access to.

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