Worst Pokemon fan theories?

>Blue’s Raticate died
>Ash is forever 10 years old because he saw Ho-oh once and it granted his wish about wanting to go on adventures forever (it didn’t)
>RSE is about environmentalism and climate change

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Every single anime theory in existence.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gladion is Buzzwole and Lusamine is Pheromosa

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >N is a Zoroark
    >Venonat was supposed to evolve into Butterfree
    >Alolomola is supposed to be an evolution for Luvdisc

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      explain why alolomola couldn't be an evolution for luvdisc, i've only heard "cuz they don't look alike!" and nothing else despite the fact they do and there have been worse evolutions like remoraid into octillery

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        they're gimmickmons designed for completely different gimmicks
        luvdisc is a shitmon whose only purpose is farming heart scales
        alomomola is water audino
        they probably weren't even thinking of luvdisc when they designed alomomola, i'd imagine the whole "only new pokemon" thing was decided pretty early in development

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >>N is a Zoroark
      >Implying he's not

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      N is a zoroark has to be one of the worst, it totally undermines the backstory of his youth as a boy raised by animals and how central that is to how he acts as a character, just for some lame le epic twist. the fact he was a feral child informs his attitudes towards nature and his naïveté about what team plasma is doing and how he's been treated by ghetsis, replacing him with an animal fundamentally tears away that human element of his character.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Rika is a girl

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Ash is in a coma
    >Gengar is clefairy's shadow
    >Giovanni is Ash's father
    >Pokemon are mutated animal after a nuclear war

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Loreli became Will in GSC.
    That is dumb.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Ash is in a coma

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Venonat and Butterfree were switched during development

    I hate this one a lot but not as much as Ash being in a coma and Blue's dead Raticate. I loathe the coma theory so much its unreal.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Flygon-Salamence and Dragonite-Gyarados swaps are way worse.
      Former doesn't account for "Salamence" being a dragon-like name that has nothing to do with bugs like "Flygon" does, and the Bagon > Shelgon > Flygon thing only accounts for English localized names for Bagon and Shelgon. The Bagon line has no naming convention of any kind in Japanese.
      Dragonair into Gyarados because they're fricking blue and Magikarp into Dragonite because they're orange just reeks of cultural moronation.

      explain why alolomola couldn't be an evolution for luvdisc, i've only heard "cuz they don't look alike!" and nothing else despite the fact they do and there have been worse evolutions like remoraid into octillery

      Remoraid into Octillery follows a theme of two sea creatures acting like firearms. Luvdisc into Alomomola still follows a theme of pink heart-like fish but one is hearts as in love and the other is hearts as in health as a medic, and so the pair-bonding aspect is lost if Luvdisc is THE lovey-dovey Pokemon. A Luvdisc evolution thematically would more appropriately be like Tandemaus. You gotta take into account more than just what kind of animal it is and what color it is, else you get Tauros into Bouffalant or Gligar into Drapion ideas. I can see the logic for it, but I can also see why it wouldn't work.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this is literally the only one that makes sense, butterfree's face looks practically identical to venonat's

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I dunno I think this one falls apart once the opposite (Caterpie into Venomoth) comes up. Maybe Butterfree was a concept for Venomoth that just got repurposed into an evolution of Caterpie, or maybe the opposite is true with Venonat being repurposed, but I don't think they were swapped outright.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they literally look alike anon...

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Charmeleon > Scyther > Charizard

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >>Ash is forever 10 years old because he saw Ho-oh once and it granted his wish about wanting to go on adventures forever
    this is good by virtue of not being coma theory

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Except an effectively immortal Ash fails to account for literally everyone else not growing any older.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Worst Pokemon fan theories?
    Volo is a Ukrainian from Outer Manchuria (the Green Wedge).

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i mean he's obviously white and the battle area is RIGHT THERE

      Charmeleon > Scyther > Charizard

      i actually was just thinking about scyther and charizard a couple weeks ago, not like in the sense one should evolve from the other, moreso that they really compliment each other? like scyther could have been a counterpart to charizard in another life, where it didn't evolve from a starter. it has the same kind of cool factor. totally could have been a shillmon.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Every single zodiacgay needs to be punched in the gut. Imagine seriously believing that schizo shit.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Pokemon cuckmunity is full of shitty takes and opinions?

    Woah

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The theories about paradox mons were all stupid, all of them fail to account for one plothole or another and none admits they were a mistake. Why did Jigglypuff have a random ponytail in the past?

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