So if you don't care for an ass flater than sheet metal you're a moron? At this point you gays will start saying women need an ass like Jack skellington
Listen pal, I hate moron fashion as much as the next white guy, I hate to see muttland adopt and promote the garden gnome psyop without question, that is one of making black Black body types the norm, thus normalising disgusting ape features and pushing white people into gnomish cosmetic surgery systems, fat asses, big lips, rounded large bodies... all moron traits to try to wipe out the objectively better more attractive white features of femininity while funding the gnomish machine for all the fucking plastic fillers people are pumping into themselves.
But lightning is a god damn skanky ass fugly mother fucker. If I were a FF protagonist id attacker her assuming she was one of the many monsters and not an actual character.
>god damn skanky ass fugly mother fucker
imagine using moronisms like this and pretending to be a proud defender of the aryan race lmao
So if you don't care for an ass flater than sheet metal you're a moron? At this point you gays will start saying women need an ass like Jack skellington
This.
I'll go farther: big asses are the most unattractive shit next to those big nails, closely followed by botox lips, fake breasts, and tans. >Queue gays projecting their gayry onto me.
She has the body of the old top models, the actual most attractive women in the world. Your fat obsessed zoomer ass would never understand. I don't blame you though after being fed sugar and gluten propaganda your whole life.
Why do you mongoloids live in this fucking black & white reality. No nuance. No inbetween. No 5%-95%.
It's either 0 or 100. There's absolutely nothing inbetween with you cretins.
because lightning is literally how a normal woman looks like
she is not anorexic
she is baseline
the fact youre whining about her being """sticc""" just shows youre a lard ass obsessed moron
When I first started whacking off my dick at an extremely frequent basis as a teenager, Lightning was my bread and butter. Now that I think back, I was looking at some wild shit as a young teenager, which explains a whole lot about my even wilder current tastes.
If I was basically a goddess in my own game you bet I'd wear whatever the fuck I want. Might as well give my people something to look at, I am a generous deity.
I like the original better because it implies he gets fucked in the ass and it's the biggest hint that cloud has two personalities because his real self gets fuckin pissed
13 was made by a huge team over a much longer time with a huge budget, also it was an empty hallway sim so they could fit more detail without raping the console.
LR was a lower budget asset flip on the absolute tail end of the ps3's life, it is to 13 what X-2 was to X. Just a cute fanservice spinoff with a good battle system.
every character in ff13 is supposed ro be a parallel to other FF games. Lightning and chocobo bro are obviously Cloud and Barret. Hope and his bitch are Tidus and Yuna. Snow and Serah are Locke + any of his bitches. Fang is kind of an outlier though.
This almost looks like she has tits, so you can tell it's not official.
I will never stop keking remembering Toriyama saying how much they worked to make Lightning's breasts bigger in LR for the fans. She's still flat as fuck. I'm not complaining tho. I love girls with sexy slim bodies and small breasts.
>defending ff13 and its awful mc >in any capacity
not that i held any respect for CUMBRAINS, but this is a new low frankly
there's no greater sin for a game than being boring, and lightning is the perfect manifestation of that game's boredom
Wow.
She's still fucking ugly
>NOOOOO WHERES THE BABOON ASS AND CELLULITE I CANT FAP TO THIS
all muts are morons
Your reply is hotter than Lightning. I could honestly fap to your reply.
So if you don't care for an ass flater than sheet metal you're a moron? At this point you gays will start saying women need an ass like Jack skellington
Listen pal, I hate moron fashion as much as the next white guy, I hate to see muttland adopt and promote the garden gnome psyop without question, that is one of making black Black body types the norm, thus normalising disgusting ape features and pushing white people into gnomish cosmetic surgery systems, fat asses, big lips, rounded large bodies... all moron traits to try to wipe out the objectively better more attractive white features of femininity while funding the gnomish machine for all the fucking plastic fillers people are pumping into themselves.
But lightning is a god damn skanky ass fugly mother fucker. If I were a FF protagonist id attacker her assuming she was one of the many monsters and not an actual character.
Why do anons blame morons for this when the one who popularized all of these cosmetic surgeries are Armenians?
>god damn skanky ass fugly mother fucker
imagine using moronisms like this and pretending to be a proud defender of the aryan race lmao
you are brown
Nothing he said was even close to ebonics what the fuck are you talking about?
this is unironically the bleakest post I've read this year
Hey your eyes checked mate there are some posters that find Lighting attractive. That's the bleakest shit you'll ever see.
This.
I'll go farther: big asses are the most unattractive shit next to those big nails, closely followed by botox lips, fake breasts, and tans.
>Queue gays projecting their gayry onto me.
Video gamsy
>her sand paper stubble armpits
>my tongue
Gaming time.
stoic sticc
Literal surfboard with zero ass.
New Lightning game when?
Nobody would dress like this.
Go outside.
I dress like that
Someone post lightning flat ass.
LukeGAWD likes 'em Hispanicy
Lighting is the first female ff character that does nothing to me.
>Has infinitely more chemistry with Snow than Serah does
So since they clearly had sex, why were the scenes cut out of the games?
Why does Lightning have the body of a 12-year old body? For a woman she has absolutely no curvature.
Something something hebe sex
She has the body of the old top models, the actual most attractive women in the world. Your fat obsessed zoomer ass would never understand. I don't blame you though after being fed sugar and gluten propaganda your whole life.
>size zero no hips is attractive
She's supposed to be able to bear children.
its pretty hilarious how
is literally word for word cope fat feminazis dykes used in 90s to cry about supermodels being attractive white women in shape
No, I prefer my women at least vaguely looking like they can give birth. Flat skeletons like Lightning is so fucking boring.
But yeah sure throw out hyperboles about fat people or whatever you dumb retard.
>ugh how dare you compare me to fat women all i said is real women have curves
lol
delusional moron
>there is only stick thin or morbidly obese
because lightning is literally how a normal woman looks like
she is not anorexic
she is baseline
the fact youre whining about her being """sticc""" just shows youre a lard ass obsessed moron
Why do you mongoloids live in this fucking black & white reality. No nuance. No inbetween. No 5%-95%.
It's either 0 or 100. There's absolutely nothing inbetween with you cretins.
God. You could just pick her up with one hand with no effort whatsoever. HOT
If it sells more copies.
zoomers be like: this is how lightning would look if she was a real woman
Body too slim
Hair not multi colored enough
Dick too small
Dam thats some long legs
>Americans now think fit women can't give birth
This country is diseased.
When I first started whacking off my dick at an extremely frequent basis as a teenager, Lightning was my bread and butter. Now that I think back, I was looking at some wild shit as a young teenager, which explains a whole lot about my even wilder current tastes.
If I was basically a goddess in my own game you bet I'd wear whatever the fuck I want. Might as well give my people something to look at, I am a generous deity.
While I'm obligated to say ywnbaw, this is still based.
Not trans, LGTV, or whatever anon. I was just speaking hypothetically, there are no real women here.
Yes
I like the original better because it implies he gets fucked in the ass and it's the biggest hint that cloud has two personalities because his real self gets fuckin pissed
Lightning is a Goddess
i like small asses but hers is literally negative ass
and a personality of a wooden board, too
Uooohhh erotic
Flat chest and belly erotic
They should bring back Lightning. Out with the homos already for God's sake.
Cloud is so hot
No, no. Get it right. It's Cloudette.
Why did the first game look so good and the others, especially Lightning Returns looks so fucking bad?
13 was made by a huge team over a much longer time with a huge budget, also it was an empty hallway sim so they could fit more detail without raping the console.
LR was a lower budget asset flip on the absolute tail end of the ps3's life, it is to 13 what X-2 was to X. Just a cute fanservice spinoff with a good battle system.
ILOVELIGHTNING
sex
Lightning
I believe that they made Lightning a girl just so they could design pretty outfits for her to wear without it feeling out of place.
every character in ff13 is supposed ro be a parallel to other FF games. Lightning and chocobo bro are obviously Cloud and Barret. Hope and his bitch are Tidus and Yuna. Snow and Serah are Locke + any of his bitches. Fang is kind of an outlier though.
is
only if Hope asked her to
yes she would while demanding that you don't slut shame her
an
jesus christ that outfit is fucking sex.
actually, lightning is just pure sex.
sticcs are pure sex.
also
flat is justice.
that is all.
carry on.
absolute
freaking
Goddess
Wow she is really pretty
I love my wife.
>She has a belly piercing
Slut
Why did she and Hope never get together?
Because she'd be arrested if she made it public that she rapes him every night.
Yet no one bats an eye at Snow(36) being with Serah(14)
it's hinted at in the novel, remember the game ending with her in france? she's going to meet hope.
There is a novel?
Meow meow choco chow...
This almost looks like she has tits, so you can tell it's not official.
I will never stop keking remembering Toriyama saying how much they worked to make Lightning's breasts bigger in LR for the fans. She's still flat as fuck. I'm not complaining tho. I love girls with sexy slim bodies and small breasts.
Meow meow choco chow!!!
>nu-Ganker doesn't know about gap moe
Sometimes their sisters are more fortunate.
>defending ff13 and its awful mc
>in any capacity
not that i held any respect for CUMBRAINS, but this is a new low frankly
there's no greater sin for a game than being boring, and lightning is the perfect manifestation of that game's boredom
I played FFVIIRE and it was boring was hell. Dropped it around the slums.
Everything about Lightning's appearance is shit though, so it hardly matters.
For me, it's Midnight Mauve.
If she is aware of her sexuality and understands there is nothing wrong with demonstrating natural beauty, then absolutely yes.
Lightning this, lightning that, but real red blooded males know it's vanille where it's at