Would having a relationship with pokemon be considered "trad" in the pokemon universe?
Would having a relationship with pokemon be considered "trad" in the pokemon universe?
Would having a relationship with pokemon be considered "trad" in the pokemon universe?
it would be like interracial relationships nowadays
people will show acceptance in public but everyone will think poorly of you in private
Nah if anything it would be the opposite, it would publicly be shamed but something people keep quiet in the privacy of their own home.
In Johto/Kanto/Hoenn/Sinnoh, it's accepted as traditional based on text found in Sinnoh legends. As it's all the same geographical region, these views are likely similar.
In Unova, they forbid it entirely after N/Team Plasma, and likely look down on anything that isn't heterosexual marriage for the purposes of procreation. Too much affection towards a Pokemon are rigorously investigated by law enforcement. There are always reports of trainers being seduced by Illusioned Zoroarks.
In Kalos, Beauties are filmed in seedy basements getting rutted by Furfrous and Male Delphoxes for Gentlemen to smoke pipes to.
In Galar, one can often find young males "practicing" on their Wooloos. Females practice with Boltunds but it's viewed as degenerate.
In Paldea, it is common practice for truly vile offenders to be put in stockades while Oinkolognes degrade them.
Forgetting how Alolans train Machamps for the tourist massage parlor industry.
In the real world, what would people think if you tell them you have sex with your cat?
My cat isn't a sentient creature capable of expressing consent in a clear fashion.
Look, I think you guys are confused because these games have been inundating you for years with messages about "loving" your pokemon and "caring" for them, but I assure you, they're talking about the same type of love and care you give a pet. Go for walks with them, rub their bellies, give them treats, sure. But people in the pokemon universe would be okay with you fricking them, just like people in our world wouldn't be okay with you fricking your pets.
*haha I mean people in the pokemon universe would NOT be okay with you fricking them
They definitely wouldn't be. But also So many people would be doing it that I feel like the government would give up trying to do anything about all but the most blatant examples
You're factually incorrect.
There is an entire quest in Legends Arceus about how some guy had a relationship with a Froslass, but fricked it up like the Yuki-onna legend.
Yeeah sorry buddy, Im NOT feeding my bipedal intelligent Pokemon kibble. I will NOT walk it around on a leash and rub its belly in public. I will NOT call a six foot tall alien boxer a “good boy” and scratch its chin
I agree you shouldnt frick your 3 foot tall magical fox. But theres clearly a world of difference between an Eevee, a Magnemite, and a fricking Gardevoir.
If your Pokemon can sit at the table with you and pass as a human, you can date it. And if you disagree Im sure you wouldnt think its awkward for a 10 year old boy to sleep in bed with his musclebound four-armed Machamp, right man?
You all need help.
>I will treat a six foot tall humanoid like a person and not a fetishized pet
>…
>OMG GET HELP IM LITERALLY SHAKINGG
Quit feeding your Jynx dogfood you freak
>If your Pokemon can sit at the table with you and pass as a human, you can date it.
>biped suprematist
>capable of expressing consent in a clear fashion
Pokemon can't speak. Pokemon aren't civilized. Their mind is so alien that any communication or understanding other than attack commands is not possible. Pokemon might ignore you when you stick a dick on them, or gore you to death.
Even if Pokemon have human-lkke mind, they might pretend to enjoy being your lover, while in reality too afraid that you'll release them.
The only acceptable pokemon lovers are uncaught independent moviemons who can use telepathy. And TR Meowth.
>And TR Meowth.
Do you guys think Jessie and James ever had a threesome with him
Pokemon are not comparable to real life pets.
That leashed Gardevoir always makes me crack up.
I think there are plenty of Pokemon that would be gppd wives
I don't often laugh at bait threads but this one made me do it.
The golden rule of thumb is that if they can understand what you say and show it as obvious as possible they can, can speak back as well in some way humans can understand and can consent, it passes the Harkness Test and is safe to fug.
So, digimon?
it would be like fricking your pets
>keeping alien from extratesserial cilivization as a pet
That's fricked up, dude.
*extraterrestrial civilization
What kind of pets can primarily stand on two legs?
BEHOLD! A MAN!
Chickens are not pets.
It would be considered as trad as picrel is irl