Would you eat Kirby?

Would you eat Kirby?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Idk, I just bog that Kirby shopping bag reward so I could be eating things that were inside Kirby.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    fun fact, people choke to death every year on mochi

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I mean so many people choke to death on hot dogs too, all sorts of food really. Sticky dry rice cakes don't seem like they'd fare any better.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        ice cream mochis are fine because they're frozen but the room temp ones can stick in your throat if you don't eat tiny bits it's worse than melted mozzarella.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's mochi supposed to be pretty chewy and stretchy? Kind of clear that's going to be prone to choking than most foods.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          it's supposed to be like mozzarella, but a bunch of companies don't do it correctly, leading to a hard, brittle, and generally less stretchy texture.

    • 2 years ago
      Alessio

      Mochi Kirby would never do this to me, he's my friend.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Friends don't eat other friends.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Asians dont drink they only eat solid food so that is why. Mitzu is illegal in asia.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Asians dont drink they only eat solid food

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >something gets stuck in your food hole
      >you now can't breathe and die in 5 minutes
      Why are we like this

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >try to consume food so you don't die
        >die while trying to not die
        yeah idk man, it is what it is

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a video where someone is mauling the Kirby mochi with the included stick?

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pink Kirby is an imposter, the real Kirby is white.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he's right there, showing you his butt

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Kirby in it's purest form, abilities ruined the balance.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Okay Dobson

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    that look more like a rubber ball than anything

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What does he taste like? I'm not a big fan of artificial strawberry flavor, but fake cherry is my shit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Its vanilla ice cream mochi.
      Mochi on the outside, vanilla ice cream on the inside.
      Its really good and Im going to 7-11 to buy some.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >he was never heard from again
        be careful with mochi, anons

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Kirby would eat me if he could so it's only fair game

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    if kirby ever got the chance he'd eat you and everyone you ever cared about

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why not?
    He would eat me.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My grocery store sushi section stopped carrying daifuku because they always discontinue everything I love to eat, is it worth just buying mochi online or something it's been years since I had my fix I love that chewy shit

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what are the best kirby games to play?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the ones that let you suck in enemies

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Super Star is still basically THE game to play first if you want to get into Kirby. SNES or DS version doesn't really matter. I prefer the DS version but some remake purists dislike it (and if you're emulating it's always annoying trying to figure out how to set up the two screens)

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      For a different perspective, I was never a fan of superstar, I never liked how the game was structured, what with it essentially being a collection of minigames instead of a full-fledged cohesive game

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Adventure and Superstar (Ultra). After that, Planet Robobot was the best of the recent 2D games, and Forgotten Land is fantastic as well.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      64 and SS.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Already done it, m8. Lawson makes a good nikuman.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

      Did you visit Japan or are you staying there?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I lived there, but that's just a random filename my image editing program uses. I took that picture back in 2017.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Would you eat Kirby?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i would eat kirby out

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What are japanese candies made of?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Read the thread, it's mochi ice cream, not candy. Not even ice candy, which is what the Japanese call popsicles/ice lollies.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    wheres a good place to get japanese candies

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Again, this isn't a thread about Japanese candies, but go to your local Asian or Japanese market or order them online.
      They absolutely are not worth paying import prices, though.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >even japanese candy is more soulful
    This shit just aint fair

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    would it be like the scene from flubber where he moves through your guts like some odd space creature

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