Would you like it if it didn't have the whole trans developer and community behind it?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i liked it even with the whole trans developer and community behind it.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No, because at the end of the day it's still just another "autism obstacle course" in the same vein as Meat Boy that only appeals to the speedrunner types. And the hyper-minimalist pixel art combined with all those shitty particle effects and filters makes the whole thing an absolute eyesore.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the pixel art is great. More games should look like celeste

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >autism obstacle course
      It's a fairly easy game up to 7C
      THEN it becomes autism obstacle course

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >same vein as Meat Boy
      Just say you're dogshit at platformers.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There is nothing wrong with being trans

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's a sin but okay

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        God tells you to be rude and shun sinners? Thought he told you to be nice and love your fellow neighbor because everyone is a sinner?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this. its easily treated with shock therapy or antipsychotics.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Suicide is preferable

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tpbp

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Your own reflection causes you immense psychological distress

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >literally a troony game
    Nah

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There’s something off putting about the art style and in game pixel art that always put me off even before the developer came out as trans

      I played it when it first came out. Got to level 4 or 5 and thought the game was dull as hell. Dropped it and never looked back.
      Then the dev trooned out and I lost any and all respect for the game that I had

      To remove the trans dev and theme would mean Celeste wouldn't exist. I dont want breasts, dorty jokes, or adult themes like racism or sexism censored in games, its only fair I also think that a trans dev wanting to write a game around being trans should be untouched and uncensored

      shut the frick up and go back to watching synthetic manchild

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        rude gaypedo

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I simply don't like how it was shoehorned in. Understanding your faults and accepting them is something that *everyone* has to go through, not just the ones who want to mutilate themselves. There was no indication in the game at all that Madeline was a boy, then the DLC was like "Oh yeah btw look at this flag." It's disingenuous and frankly destructive to the narrative they try to write

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that's because Madeline was never a boy, the dev just decided that she was in a tweet when he trooned out.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        hilariously he phrased this as him supposedly "realizing" Madeline was trans when making the epilogue DLC
        whatever the frick that means

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kino soundtrack, the trans stuff is really damn hidden

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like it anyways and I won't let politically obsessed people bully me into not playing good games. (because they dont make any good games)

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There’s something off putting about the art style and in game pixel art that always put me off even before the developer came out as trans

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I played it when it first came out. Got to level 4 or 5 and thought the game was dull as hell. Dropped it and never looked back.
    Then the dev trooned out and I lost any and all respect for the game that I had

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    To remove the trans dev and theme would mean Celeste wouldn't exist. I dont want breasts, dorty jokes, or adult themes like racism or sexism censored in games, its only fair I also think that a trans dev wanting to write a game around being trans should be untouched and uncensored

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I also think that a trans dev wanting to write a game around being trans should be untouched and uncensored
      Except he didn't. He came up with it long afterward. The base game very obviously has nothing to do with trans anything.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The gameplay is fantastic but everything else about the game aside from the soundtrack is actively off-putting.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The gameplay is fantastic
      Isn't that enough to make a good game?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        more or less

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The opposite, actually. Politics matter more than kiddie video games, and trans erasure is genocide.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anon, the word genocide applies to ethnic groups and nationalities, not mental illnesses

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm fine with the trans stuff, this game just elicits a viscerally negative reaction out of me regardless. I hate the pixel art, I hate the amateur character portraits, I can't stand the sound the characters make when they talk, and I despise the droning chiptune reverb. All of these little things add up to a game that just innately irritates me regardless of any transgender elements. I hate how this game sounds and looks.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I picked it up and played it way before that, so yes. Way back when the worst shitposting about the game was that it was about abortion, somehow. I disagree strongly with Matt's insistence that it's about transgenderism, the story doesn't have any hints about that and is clearly about defeatism.

    Ever seen this video? It got popular here for a while. I originally made it to encourage people to go for golden strawberries, because the C-sides are easier than people think. That wasn't why it got popular, though.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's just a more pretentious super meat boy so no

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The "troony" part here is not the devs and community, it's the game it setlf. The devs are not troonys here (they are tho), the game is. We live in the world where the world itself is a product of this "culture". The "soulless slop" people referring to, this is the product of this troony culture, a troony product. Nothing about this game to me, as an outsider, screams like oh it was made by troony, except the game it self, which does not necessarily need to be made by troony in the first place, yet they all follow the same formula that is too apparent.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Genuinely what the frick are you talking about? The game is itself a really good precision platformer with some generic "cute" character portraits.
      Also Pajeit don't, use, commas, four, times in a single sentence. That's not how English fricking works.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Santa Claus

    Bugman CONSOOMER slop.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's okay, I'm not really a fan of it even if it has the trans stuff or not since I didn't really mind it much. Game is just not my likings but it's not a bad game.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like it despite that, it's not my problem if the dev decided to suddenly make her trans while making Farewell or something, Madeline is an actual girl and thats all that matter to me.

    Somehow I thought there was an achivement for getting all golden strawberries (demonic challenges btw) but after checking it turns out it's just the moon berry, which I completely forgot existed until just now, guess ill be reinstalling and getting it to finally complete the game

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No. Everything about the game is creatively bankrupt. Just look at this boxart. Just look at the shitty soulless pixel art. The shitty story. It sucks.
    >the GAMEPLAY is good
    There are better platformers.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >There are better platformers.
      name them

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sonic 06

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Mario 1
        Mario 2
        Mario 3
        Mario World
        Mario Wonder
        Sonic 1
        Sonic 2
        Sonic 3
        Sonic Advance
        Sonic Advance 2
        Sonic Advance 3
        Wario Land
        Wario Land 2
        Wario Land 3
        Wario Land 4
        Virtual Boy Wario Land
        Castlevania
        Castelvania 3
        Castlevania Bloodlines
        Castlevania Rondo of Blood
        Ninja Gaiden
        Ninja Gaiden 2
        Ninja Gaiden 3
        Mega Man
        Mega Man 2
        Mega Man 3
        Mega Man 4
        Mega Man 9
        Mega Man 10
        Mega Man 11
        Mega Man X
        Mega Man X2
        Mega Man X3
        Mega Man X4
        Mega Man Zero
        Mega Man Zero 2
        Mega Man Zero 3
        Dustforce
        Pizza Tower

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You forgot:
          Super Ghouls and Ghosts
          Contra
          Super C
          Contra 3 the alien Wars
          Contra hard corps
          Super Castlevania 4
          Mega Man 7
          Mega Man World 5 (GB)
          Metal Slug Series
          Alien Hominid
          Super Meat Boy
          Shovel Knight
          Angry Video Game Nerd Adventures
          Katana Zero

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I didn't count Contra, Metal Slug, etc, because I figure shoot 'em ups like Contra and Metal Slug are a separate genre from platformers, as most of the challenge is from shooting enemies and dodging obstacles rather than navigating terrain. The rest are correct though.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that Madeline is a girl, not transgender, that was an attempted retcon done years after the game came out and is not canon to the game they released.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Madeline sex

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >reports of my chromosome letters were greatly exaggerated

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I refuse to give up ground, unlike many others who can't seem to scurry backwards fast enough. Madeline of the video game Celeste is a biological woman and her video game's story has absolutely nothing to do with transgender issues.

      this

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Ha, would a man have THESE!?

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nice discord raid thread, guys
    You will never belong, btw

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >lead dev decides a couple of years after the game comes out that he is trans and names himself after the lead character of the video game, and declares that AKSHULLY he is literally the character and makes an epilogue declaring this
    lol

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the Gankerermin that cries about trannies could never beat chapter 9, this game hard filters chuds who are subhuman and failures at everything

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Probably not, but I would be just indifferent.
    I am compelled to hate that shit with every fiber of my being.
    What a pile of garbage, LOL

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, probably

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I refuse to give up ground, unlike many others who can't seem to scurry backwards fast enough. Madeline of the video game Celeste is a biological woman and her video game's story has absolutely nothing to do with transgender issues.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it has to do with transgender issues since transwomen also go through the issues madeline does, just as anybody, man or woman, transgender or not, you had no problem with madeline when she was supposed a cis girl when you are a cis man, but now that she's trans you do bc you just are transphobic, it doesn't make the story have any less sense

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Trying to retroactively claim a game story about depression and reconnecting with others, a universal theme, is AKSHULLY about your personal trans problem that happened several years after the game came out is asinine and I won't acknowledge it.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You should realize that only a troony would make a game's story about muh depression anyway

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >teenage girl
            >not deciding she has depression

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it's her story and her characters

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The story was completed in 2018, that's the end of your involvement. Too bad, Matt.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Death of the Author, b***h

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Transphobia is not a thing. Being disgusted by mutilated, mentally ill freaks is normal behavior

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >it has to do with transgender issues since transwomen also go through the issues madeline does, just as anybody, man or woman
        So it has nothing to do with transgender issues, just basic human ones.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Death of the Author, b***h

          [...]
          this

          just because you won't create anything in your life you shouldn't appropriate other people's character for yourselves, especially when you have so little respect towards the work, that's really disgusting

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            OK Matt.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He literally tried to appropriate a female character as his own cope trans avatar long after the fact. I don't acknowledge obnoxious and dishonest retcons by any author or developer so why would it be any different here?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >game releases in 2018
      >lead dev goes troony in 2020
      >tries to claim in 2021 that actually the heroine is a troony like him
      yeah that's a retcon

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Doesn't make a difference to me because I played it, beat it, and 100% it way before I knew anything about the devs being trannies or whatever the frick. Shame that that's the only thing people talk about when it comes to this game because it's fun, challenging, has a decent enough story and has really good music.

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My only issue with the game was the length of most of the levels.
    even as soon as the hotel they reaaally drag on.
    I love the soundtrack but it says a lot that I got sick of the level music every single time.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the levels are really short though?
      You can cruise through the base game (A-sides) in a single afternoon
      Or are you bad at videogames?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Saying "I'm good at platformers" means "I can get through 1-1 in super mario bros. to most people. Nobody is going to take that seriously

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ok good, you are bad at videogames then

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >TL:DR: Trans is just a different form of the 'goth' phase people went through in the 2000s, only it somehow got legal protection.
    No shit, I think its common knowledge by now.
    Just pray the next generation doesn't have anything worse.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      zoomers are shitting in litter boxes. It always gets worse

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Better in a litter box than on the sidewalk.

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Still mogs every other indie platformer over a decade later

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's pretty good, better than Celeste. Of all the precision platformers of this ilk, it's probably the best.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It was only ever popular because zoomers never played super meat boy

      But mogs all

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Even without the trans retcon, the game still takes place in C*nada 0/10

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i didnt even know that until today. i just downloaded the game, played it, enjoyed it, and uninstalled.

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it was good, but i get why people hype it up so much, and yes i did the C-Side levels.
    it just felt like super meat boy with more of a plot.
    nothing really stood out to me as far as platformers go, but it was still enough for me to finish it.
    really the troony thing probably gave it more attention than it really wouldve gotten otherwise imo.

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's literally a super meat boy with worse graphics and samey level design

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      "confirmed"

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Thorson literally admitted it was a retcon in the Farewell DLC and that he thought up of it when making that DLC, not beforehand
      Mysteriously he had gone trans and renamed himself after the video game character.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >umm ACSHULLY
      Bugger off.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jumper was always the superior game.

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't care because I'm not a moronic culture warrior.

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the only thing related to celeste i know is of a troony climbing a mountain, then going "ugh theres a cross here", which makes it funnier to consider a random based christian already did the climb and was alpha enough to put a cross up there

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's not a troony.

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Madeline is a girl, with a vegana.

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >played this game before the troony shit
    >was an okay experience
    feels good

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I still like it, does nothing to change the gameplay and the story is oddly anti-trans when you consider her other half being personified dysphoria. Seemed more about learning to accept how you are naturally instead of trying to force yourself to be something you aren't. Solid fricking gameplay with minimal cutscenes, really all I could ask for.

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like it and don't care about the dev or community because it's fun.

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