Would you rather an Altmer, Bosmer, or Dunmer gf?
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A dwarven gf.
Redguard gf
Why is TES the only series that makes elves ugly freaks? Subversion is cool for about 10 seconds
antisemitism
Let me guess, you want humans with knife ears?
Yes.
that's even uglier
Why can't real women be autists?
To furthere demonstrate that there is a divide between mer and mannish races, not only on an ideological and spiritual level.
Although according to some theories, they still have the same origins.
It's also noticeable that this started with Morrowind, where they were genuinely gunning for going weird. Before that, they looked rather standard.
Because they are not humans you stupid c**t
Dunmer. Bosmer are weirdos and Altmer are too full of themselves (and tall).
I like them. Probably my fav elves out there. They're just different enough so it's noticable, but not ugly.
Congratulations. Now you have a Dunmer wife who is a weird and also full of herself (but she's not too tall at least.)
TES elves were supposed to be more like Star Trek Romulans and Vulcans, as in humanoids with some distinctive non-Human features like the ears and brow ridges, (or almond shaped eyes and pointy chin like TES elves) but not necessarily hideous by human standards
Morrowind fans took the TES 3 graphics and Kirkbride's concept art too literally and now think they genuinely were supposed to be completely hideous. It doesn't help that modders actually do make elves be just Nords with pointy ears which is wrong so people exaggerate in the other direction.
The OP is sort of close to what TES elves would look like.
Speak for yourself, I think they're like sexy aliens
Low T post
I hate elves
seething spoonear monkey
I will frick elves into oblivion
Would a Dwemer gf be into sounding?
https://en.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:Tonal_Architecture
If there's one thing the Dwemer were great at, it was sound.
I wish Elder Scrolls games had romances.
>b-but Skyrim...
I wish Elder Scrolls games had romances.
I wish Bethesda was able to write actual stories with actual human beings.
I'm happy you don't get what you want
You can romance a female khajiit in Morrowind
Frick no, frick lame companion and romance shit, TES should be just about (you)r motherfricker adventuring by himself
Starfield is confirmed to have romances, sadly.
I wish ZOS would stop blueballing us with the Naryu "romance" in ESO. It's obvious she and the Vestige like each other but they go no further than flirting. It's the Leon/Ada of Elder Scrolls.
Are the Bosmer and Dwemer also descended from the Aldmer?
One day, brother.
Average Bioware troony
Not that Bethesda is safe either since Fallout 4 had detailed romances
You're not living in 2004 anymore anon. Bioware haven't been the only developing doing romances for years now.
We'll most likely get F4 style companions in TES6. I think they realised having a person to talk to and who will comment on what's happening and what you're doing does wonders for immersion.
Godd Howard even said in the interview he loves the Inigo mod, which does exactly that.
They've done that in ESO and it's become quite popular. You get a companion that goes around with you, comments on the world, enemies, your health, your item qualities etc. they have things they like/don't like which affects how they view you and you can customise their outfits so you'll just see them everywhere in bigger zones.
>They
Wouldn't that be Zenimax? Does Bethesda even care about what's happening in ESO?
Bethesda approves the story, lore and most things. Whether that is a worrying thing or not is up to how much you like ESO
Huh. Never really touched the stuff myself, but considering what I saw some anons say about them fricking up the lore big time, my impression was that Bethesda let them do their thing, not that they did the fricking up themselves.
Whatever the case may be, we will never know whether or not ESO is canon until the next The Elder Scrolls game comes out. Which btw probably wont be for another 5+ years.
>but considering what I saw some anons say about them fricking up the lore big time
mostly autists screaming about Cyrodiil not being a jungle. ESO has introduced some of the most interesting lore for the franchise.
Argonian troony parties aren't interesting
>posts about trannies for no reason
mentally ill
Except it's something that actually exists in ESO
what, do they change their sex like the frogs from Jurassic Park, or something?
The hist wills it
THE HIST IS TURNING THE FREAKING LIZARDS GAY
It used to be like that in Morrowind, but ESO retconned it into it being a troony thing in which some Argonians have gender dysphoria or some shit and they then ask the hist to change their gender, something that they comply with for some reason and the lizards then celebrate.
That's another issue with ESO, it gets every race's characterization wrong and turns them all into just 21st century humans. Something like that, and just about every single other aspect of Argonian lore introduced in ESO, is completely out of place when you have what we knew of Argonian society and biology and the Hist in previous games in mind.
You're talking about lizards with breasts that have no need for them. There is no logic with Argonians and the Hist.
What the frick are you talking about, the frick does that have to do with anything? It doesn't change the fact that ESO's depiction of Argonians directly contradicts main games' Argonians, something that just about every other ESO version does to some extent.
>It doesn't change the fact that ESO's depiction of Argonians directly contradicts main games' Argonians
what parts
The part that mainline Argonians are collectivist bugmen who value knowledge and gladly sacrifice personal needs and desires to focus on the will of the group instead and have an alien biology and mentality, while ESO Argonians are liberal hippies who worship "change" and whose society's key defining characteristic is allowing everybody to do whatever they want and who generally behave like perfectly normal people?
To ESO's credit, that began before they did it, Skyrim already started it by completely removing the Argonians' unique speech pattern they had in Morrowind and Oblivion and generally having them behave exactly the same as the other races, but ESO made it even worse by shoehorning LGBT shit and explicitly making their racial ideology the exact opposite of what it used to be
>collectivist bugmen
Was that ever reflected in the actual characters? The Argonians in the main TES games didn't really differ that much from other races. They were just regular dudes. Unless it's explained that these "normal" Argonians were actually outliers?
>Was that ever reflected in the actual characters?
Redguard's only Argonian character (who was also the first named Argonian in the entire series) was dedicating years of his life to being a bartender just to study humans for any useful information in case a war between them and the empire comes up, and most of what I said is based on things he directly tells the player. Morrowind had a couple special interactions between Argonian PCs and npcs and journal entries that clearly implied some disdain for other races and collectivity between them. There's also the speech quirk that used to be present before TES V suddenly cut it, Argonian NPCs would usually refer to themselves as "we" and "us" rather than "I".
Them just being "regular people" doesn't really make it impossible for them to be creepy collectivists either, after all the biggest exemple of the alien Argonian characterization was just a fricking bartender.
The big argonian centric expansion ends with one of the main characters having to sacrifice themselves because it's their duty
What the frick are you talking about schizo
Under what context Black person
Even if that's the case everything I said is still true
>Argonion noble raised by dark elves can't hear hist
>Steals ancient argonian artifact containing spirits of argonians and hist after an ayleid invasion so she can use it to hear the hist
>Doesn't work, we kill her
> The artfiact was only designed to be a way to escape the Ayleids, but since they killed everyone in the area and occupied the place it was forgotten
> In order to release the hist and argonian spirits, one of your argonian companions throughout the zone must guide them back into reality, killing them
So basically ESO has a whole DLC that does exactly the opposite of what you're screeching about, moron
That just sounds like a generic "sacrifice yourself to save the thing" dumb homosexual. Old Argonians were nearly emotionless bug people whose every action was meant to serve the tribe in some way or another, something ESO constantly contradicts directly in everything from how their dialogue is written to the way their culture is depicted
So your initial point was ESO turned argonians into slefish hipsters with modern sensibilites and not the utilitarian figures who serve the collective they've always been, I tell you exactly the opposite is the case and you're moving the goal posts
Shut the frick up homosexual, you are not worthy of my words anymore
Is that the reason they give in the actual game or is it just your headcanon, moron? Even if that is the case, they still mostly don't characterize them like that you fricking moron
ESO is canon, the worst thing it's done is hint at another daedric prince but in fairness Oblivion did the same thing with Jyggalag kinda
ESO is a great game, even and arguably especially when you ignore the MMO shit and play is as a massive RPG, which it really is - easily 300 hours of questing if you wanna do everything, with some genuinely good moments
Some anons just seethe because it's still successful and speaking from experience, no community is friendlier or happier with their MMO
People from WoW or FF14 will complain about their game every week but still play, zenimax for the most part seems to understand what ESO players want from them
Jyggalag was first mentioned in Daggerfall and he's nowhere near as cringe as ESO's non-canon Prince
So why is it okay to introduce new lore in one game and not another?
Because as I said, Jyggalag isn't actually new, he's been foreshadowed since the Second Game in the franchise, the one that introduced the concept of daedric princes in the first game. And because the ESO one is shit
> it's le bad because it just is okay!!!
So no real argument why then, gotcha
It's bad because i've read the fricking text describing the epic OC Prince and it reads like it was written by some moronic roastie straight from twitter
"The expansion introduces a brand new Daedric Prince: Ithelia, The Prince of Paths, The Mistress of the Untraveled Road, The Fate-Changed and The Unseen. She is said to rule over things that "could have been": timelines that didn't happen, possibilities that didn't become real, and so on."
This is no worse than other Princes
>nah bro you see there was always an 18th daedric prince all along sure she's not a part of any culture, has no relation with TES' complex cosmology and her sphere seemingly overlaps with something that both shouldn't exist in the setting and shouldn't have anything to do with the daedra, but trust me Bro it's great and just as valid as the other princes!
Your shite MMO is fricking shadowlands-tier, written by a bunch of uncreative millenials, nothing's gonna change that anytime soon.
It's canon, cry more
So what? Doesn't change the fact that it's fricking garbage, you ESO cucks are delusional.
i didn't say it's bad. i said it is to be ignored.
mmo lore is never acceptable in any form. look at wow, for fricks sake
>look at the only means they've kept the narrative going for like 20 years because why the frick would they ever need to make another proper warcraft rts game again
>why the frick would they ever need to make another proper warcraft rts game again
You know the answer
Just realised that Dunmer were the only helpful mer girls in Skyrim. Janessa, that Azura priestess and that mage girl in the college, Karliah being a major support character in the Thieves guild. Meanwhile haven't really encountered useful Altmer or Bosmer ladies.
Taarie gave me a fancy robe
I would pay good money for a Dunmer woman to hatefrick me while reprimanding me for being an imperialist. Like the Palestinian Chicken episode of Curb.
A dunmer sloot.
Don't pick any of the n'wahs and actually honor the 6th House and the Tribe Unmourned.
Falmer
Snow Elf hyperborean gf
Gods, legends say that our ancestors actually looked like that, except for the ears. We need to go back.
an albino gay?
A glorious colorless demigod, uncorrupted by physical reality. White. Pristine. Pure.
If coruption wasn't a thing yet how can you say it was pure? By what standard do you measure creation?
Frick Todd for giving us 2 snow elves and making them both male
I want to improve human Elf relations
Try nabbing a wispmother and taming her
Tough shit, these are the only snow elf ladies now.
>tfw no haughty and pompous altmer gf that you dick down to submission
imperial tomboy
>elf, elf or an elf
>not even green elf
Argonian
I ignore those options and choose a Khajiit gf
lemme help you out anon
danke
For me, it's the Dwemer.
>nerdy blueskinned shortstacks
Yes, please.
she would sooner stick a dwemer tube in your urethra just to see what would happen than give sex to you
Dwemer were short?
yes that's why they're sometimes called dwarves
But the statues in morrowind they look proportional to be average sized
they were the shortest of the elven races, not literal dwarves
Ah thanks for clearing that up
No, they were called Dwarves by the giants. They were the same size as the Dunmer.
Pretty sure their ghosts in Morrowind were in fact on the shorter side
Been a long time since I played it but they didn't feel any shorter than my character. Not to mention all their armor lying around fits the characters.
>Are the Bosmer and Dwemer also descended from the Aldmer?
There are multiple theories about their origins. For the Dwemer, some believe that they're a cultural offshoot of the Chimer and went pro-science instead of pro-daedric worship like the Chimer did. It also helps explains their constant civil wars. Also another theory that they were snow elves that left Skyrim. The Aldmer thing is also possible but a lot of that feels like Altmer propaganda to me. The concept of Aldmer was a later development, retroactively applied to other Elves, in order to give Altmer an extra degree of prestige, no longer where Altmers just another elven nations, instead they were the originals, and by proxy every other group was merely a corruption of their culture. Bosmer are believed to have evolved from some forest ooze via the Ehlonfey and made a pact with Y'free to have a stable form.
What about the ayleids? Why don't they have a (something)mer name like all the other elves?
Ayledis aren't a race, they're a group of Aldmer. Ayleid is the name of their clan like Direnni.
Wow I've spent all these years thinking they were a separate race
>The Ayleids, also known as the Heartland High Elves,[2] Wild Elves, or Saliache,[3] were the first race to establish an empire in Tamriel,[4] and had ruled modern-day Cyrodiil for countless years dating back to before recorded history.[5] They were thin and lean with pointed ears and angular facial features. Their complexion was lighter than that of the Dunmer, but they were darker than Altmer;[6] their skintone being a light tan to a dark bronze in color and their eyes ranging from white to turquoise.[7]
>Ayleidoon, their language,[8][9] is similar to Aldmeris, the ancient language of the Aldmer.[1][10] The Ayleids were the original founders of the Imperial City, which they called the "Temple of the Ancestors".[11] The Ayleid Empire collapsed in the early First Era when it was overthrown by the Alessian Slave Rebellion.[5] While it's believed that the Ayleids remain in the wilds of every province on Tamriel, sightings have been few.[4] There have been no known sightings in the Third or Fourth Eras.
Kreia if she Dwemer
So the first one daddy is in charge of a large centurion making city, the second one has the prestigious astronomy job, and the third one makes shields, that's it.
third girl looks at you like walking garbage until you're both alone and then she wants you to dominate her
The only living dwemer didn't have blue skin
He also was bloated with corpus disease for fuggin eons, you'd loose your complexion too
Gross as frick, Thank god ChimerGODS wiped these frickers out.
Which ones? They worship more shit than the Hindus.
Aedra
Ancestors
Daedra
The false Tribunal
Back to Daedra
They are a fickle bunch that worships whatever flavor of the month is hot.
>aedra means my ancestors
>deadrea means not my ancestors
>chimer have been wiped since the happening
what the hell are (You) talking about?
My axe does not discriminate.
sweaty bosmer girls are the best
Falmer gf
>stealth archers them all
nothing personnel
>western """"""""""""elves"""""""""
Meanwhile, in Japan...
a human with malformed ears
WoW
>Weebs have shit taste
Like clockwork
>Generic as frick weeaboo bullshit.
Man you homosexuals have the worst aesthetic taste, you're the reason why everything coming out of Nippon nowadays is generic overdesigned otaku moeshit with very few exceptions.
Exactly the same as humans just different ear shape. Trash tier.
> human in every way other than long ears
> face of a child
> waist smaller than one tit
> breasts bigger than her head
Tranime literally is bottom of the barrel predator fetish shit, I cannot fathom being so disconnected from what a real women is that you think this is anything other than freakishly deviant and depraved
Would you show your parents that and tell them that's what you're into? Would they be proud of you? Fricking disgusting degenerate
I pray every night that ES6 doesn't have normie elves like ESO.
torn between Altmer or Dunmer
I like a good ark elf waifu but dunmer are pretty fricking ugly even by elder scrolls standards
Dunmer is the based choice. That feel when no grey-skinned red-eyed goth GF with a raspy voice. Frick the new wienerney voice they gave them in Oblivion and Skyrim though, ugh. One of the least sexy accents.
>be and fantasy morphs
top kek anon
I didn't understand a word of that you illiterate fricking zoomer.
"Once this wars over I'm gonna have so much new farming equipment"
You just know
This from ESO?
yes
>bird men and dog men are extinct thanks to Khajit and Argonians
What about horse men?
Bojacked
I'm putting together a team
This is one person, technically.
Well that is just dumb.
They're allegedly all reincarnation of Lorkhran, right?
where is Ysgramor?
Sulking because pelinal will always be the better elf slayer, and didn't even need to make a special elf killing axe to feel better.
My gf is a sword.
Damn it Shirou! Get back in the kitchen and stfu!
The Akavari snek men. Having a lady with serpent features yes?
They're actually just humans lol
I'm torn between Bosmer or Dunmer
>qt cannibal tree freak
or
>qt grey skinned horny volcano freak
i think ultimately i'd go for a bosmer
>gee anon, what's your Dwemers backstory?
>an existence slighted me once
Dunmer
>m*r
Know your place, Lorkhan's spawn.
>it's the raging gay cyborg
lmao
You'll be driven into the sea just like the left-handed
Redoids are spiritual Mer
Yeah-yeah. The time of inaction is over, and nothing will stop Dominion. The cycle will end, and meretic races will be free.
Total Mer Death
Doom Drum lost
someone post that image of the dwemer/chimer meeting
How's ESO PvE combat, did they improved it? I have 40 hours played from when it first released but I never got too into it because the combat was a kinda boring
New classes and new skills, but overall it's still the same as it's always been.
They've released a piece of gear that massively buffs you but locks you into only using one weapon instead of swapping them. It's made me enjoy it much more.
Not viable in pvp as empower doesn't work on players and even if it did, heavy attacks are easily blocked which leaves you completely vulnerable
it's still pretty monotonous and is pretty easy until higher levels. i like ESO just to chill out and explore and quest around, i wish the chat was more active though. it feels dead at times
now you can do any zone as any faction from the beginning, which is pretty nice
How do people find getting groups for the world events, does just putting in chat "x is up, anyone around wanna group for it" work? Is Craglorn still screwed if you mainly go solo?
>Is Craglorn still screwed if you mainly go solo?
Not really. It's incredibly easy to put together a build that can solo anything except for raids nowadays.
>Not picking a short haired tanned Bosmer tomboy who teases you every day
Is there really a competition?
Yes. I'm not into cannibals.
see i do have a cannibalism fetish, so a bosmer GF would be perfect for me. i could kidnap filthy snowskin n*Rds for her dinner while i enjoy a healthy vegan diet
Well, you do you. She will eat your wiener sooner or later.
>Bosmer
>teases you every day
Keyed
>short haired
>tomboy
Locked
Pelinalcucks never talk about the time he got fricked by Alkosh
M*r simps never talk about the back to back genocides of the snelf and sinistral
Falmers still exist. They just change a bit.
bosmer frick like rabbits unlike the other two
Altmer dommy mommy gf
i'll take hordes of bosmer bawds thank you
My Headcanon for TES6
The elder schroll 3 kingdoms: 50 years ago an alliance of Thalmor, SKyrim and Argonian incaded the empire and conquest it.
these 3 nations divided Tamriel and the imperial city in 3 parts, you play as the last member of the imperial family
In every TES game I play I collect as large a harem of Dunmer women as I possibly can.
For me, just one plump wholesome greyskin wife please
I'm a weeb and that b***h is gross, get some fricking taste you tranime homosexual. Yes, fantasy creatures should have fantastical designs. Japan of all places actually knows this, and you post the shittiest coomerbait elf possible. You have zero taste.
Cope
Orc gf to go on adventures with
They are all kind of dicks
Does anyone have the falmer gf.jpg?
Dunmer because my brain is wired wrong and I like dark skin
>tfw no bosmer gf to have backyard cookouts with
Dunmer. I like them racist
Frick, this thread is really making me wanna replay Skyrim.
GET OUT OF MY HEAD TODD.
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>Fallout 76
Huh, I actually forgot that existed. Is it good now, a few years later?
>Altmer
>Knife Ear Nazis that takes conservatism to its logical conclusion, wants to undo creation to Make Mundus Divine Again
>Bosmer
>tree dwelling hippies who eat, frick and kill to thier hearts content, also slavery
>Dunmer
>edgy goth kids who are stuck in a species wide rebellious phase and went to go live with mom and new step-dads
>Dwemer
>basement dwelling otakus building Gundam models
>Falmer
>also basement dwelling otakus but went full NEET
>Orismer
>WE WUZ
I miss anyone?
Forcing my Thalmor gf to cosplay a Golden Saint for sexytimes (we also do slaveplay)
God damn if only the looked like that in game.
Lot of Altmeri women volunteering for tours of duty in Skyrim, very strange.
well shit. that never came to my mind, it all makes sense now
They want those conquering Nord genes
>Altmer gf
>slaveplay
Guess it's in own genes to please elven women....
t.Imperial
i just love the expression on the dunmer girls
>oh god, please don't rape me
>haha, good joke, please don't rape me
>oh god, he's just gonna rape me isn't he?
>we've got eleven children already and he just doesn't stop the raping
>we've got eleven children already and he just doesn't stop the raping
We call that marriage, sweetie
yes, that was the joke. the whole joke is that it wasn't rape at all, but very wholesome love. for the 4th girl at aleast
>enjoying loving unions with filthy men
Fuggin Ashlanders, I swear....
i will have unwilling intercourse with you and your daughters, you dirty ashlander witch and there is nothing i can do from stopping you.
i finally get the quest, man. thanks a lot
> altmer gf to teach me magick and make art with
> Bosmer gf to go on walks and hunt with
> Dunmer gf so I can be even more racist
> Orsimer gf to fracture my pelvis and make me roar like a bear every single second we are both conscious, scaring townsfolk and dragons
I'd rather a goblin or cute blind Falmer gf
Why is there no sexual dimorphism amongst the farmer? Where are the females? Is Bethesda just shit at world building?
pretty sure the shamans are female
The one that would smack the condom out of my hand and demand we produce a new clan together
>be Altmer
>your own gods side with the humans
LOL
Got anything with scales?
Nice, got any more from that artist?
Dunmer girls are so cute.
finally somebody gets it
I mean they're all fricking ugly, but if I had to pick I'd go with Bosmer.
Nord > Breton > Imperial > Bosmer > Dunmer > Altmer > Orsimer > Rearguard
Altmers are c**ts, Bosmer are morons, Dunmers are bawds. I'd choose Dunmer cause I'm Morrowind gay, but I'm still hesitant.
Post Azure gf pics, you know what I'm talking about.