Would you rather an Altmer, Bosmer, or Dunmer gf?

Would you rather an Altmer, Bosmer, or Dunmer gf?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    A dwarven gf.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Redguard gf

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is TES the only series that makes elves ugly freaks? Subversion is cool for about 10 seconds

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      antisemitism

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Let me guess, you want humans with knife ears?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          that's even uglier

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why can't real women be autists?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      To furthere demonstrate that there is a divide between mer and mannish races, not only on an ideological and spiritual level.
      Although according to some theories, they still have the same origins.
      It's also noticeable that this started with Morrowind, where they were genuinely gunning for going weird. Before that, they looked rather standard.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because they are not humans you stupid c**t

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dunmer. Bosmer are weirdos and Altmer are too full of themselves (and tall).

      I like them. Probably my fav elves out there. They're just different enough so it's noticable, but not ugly.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Congratulations. Now you have a Dunmer wife who is a weird and also full of herself (but she's not too tall at least.)

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because they are not humans you stupid c**t

      [...]

      TES elves were supposed to be more like Star Trek Romulans and Vulcans, as in humanoids with some distinctive non-Human features like the ears and brow ridges, (or almond shaped eyes and pointy chin like TES elves) but not necessarily hideous by human standards

      Morrowind fans took the TES 3 graphics and Kirkbride's concept art too literally and now think they genuinely were supposed to be completely hideous. It doesn't help that modders actually do make elves be just Nords with pointy ears which is wrong so people exaggerate in the other direction.
      The OP is sort of close to what TES elves would look like.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Speak for yourself, I think they're like sexy aliens

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Low T post

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate elves

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      seething spoonear monkey

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I will frick elves into oblivion

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would a Dwemer gf be into sounding?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://en.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:Tonal_Architecture

      If there's one thing the Dwemer were great at, it was sound.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish Elder Scrolls games had romances.
    >b-but Skyrim...
    I wish Elder Scrolls games had romances.
    I wish Bethesda was able to write actual stories with actual human beings.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm happy you don't get what you want

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can romance a female khajiit in Morrowind

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick no, frick lame companion and romance shit, TES should be just about (you)r motherfricker adventuring by himself

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Starfield is confirmed to have romances, sadly.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wish ZOS would stop blueballing us with the Naryu "romance" in ESO. It's obvious she and the Vestige like each other but they go no further than flirting. It's the Leon/Ada of Elder Scrolls.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Are the Bosmer and Dwemer also descended from the Aldmer?

        One day, brother.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Average Bioware troony

      Not that Bethesda is safe either since Fallout 4 had detailed romances

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're not living in 2004 anymore anon. Bioware haven't been the only developing doing romances for years now.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      We'll most likely get F4 style companions in TES6. I think they realised having a person to talk to and who will comment on what's happening and what you're doing does wonders for immersion.
      Godd Howard even said in the interview he loves the Inigo mod, which does exactly that.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        They've done that in ESO and it's become quite popular. You get a companion that goes around with you, comments on the world, enemies, your health, your item qualities etc. they have things they like/don't like which affects how they view you and you can customise their outfits so you'll just see them everywhere in bigger zones.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >They
          Wouldn't that be Zenimax? Does Bethesda even care about what's happening in ESO?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Bethesda approves the story, lore and most things. Whether that is a worrying thing or not is up to how much you like ESO

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Huh. Never really touched the stuff myself, but considering what I saw some anons say about them fricking up the lore big time, my impression was that Bethesda let them do their thing, not that they did the fricking up themselves.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Whatever the case may be, we will never know whether or not ESO is canon until the next The Elder Scrolls game comes out. Which btw probably wont be for another 5+ years.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >but considering what I saw some anons say about them fricking up the lore big time
                mostly autists screaming about Cyrodiil not being a jungle. ESO has introduced some of the most interesting lore for the franchise.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Argonian troony parties aren't interesting

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >posts about trannies for no reason
                mentally ill

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Except it's something that actually exists in ESO

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                what, do they change their sex like the frogs from Jurassic Park, or something?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                The hist wills it

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                THE HIST IS TURNING THE FREAKING LIZARDS GAY

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                It used to be like that in Morrowind, but ESO retconned it into it being a troony thing in which some Argonians have gender dysphoria or some shit and they then ask the hist to change their gender, something that they comply with for some reason and the lizards then celebrate.
                That's another issue with ESO, it gets every race's characterization wrong and turns them all into just 21st century humans. Something like that, and just about every single other aspect of Argonian lore introduced in ESO, is completely out of place when you have what we knew of Argonian society and biology and the Hist in previous games in mind.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're talking about lizards with breasts that have no need for them. There is no logic with Argonians and the Hist.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                What the frick are you talking about, the frick does that have to do with anything? It doesn't change the fact that ESO's depiction of Argonians directly contradicts main games' Argonians, something that just about every other ESO version does to some extent.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >It doesn't change the fact that ESO's depiction of Argonians directly contradicts main games' Argonians
                what parts

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                The part that mainline Argonians are collectivist bugmen who value knowledge and gladly sacrifice personal needs and desires to focus on the will of the group instead and have an alien biology and mentality, while ESO Argonians are liberal hippies who worship "change" and whose society's key defining characteristic is allowing everybody to do whatever they want and who generally behave like perfectly normal people?
                To ESO's credit, that began before they did it, Skyrim already started it by completely removing the Argonians' unique speech pattern they had in Morrowind and Oblivion and generally having them behave exactly the same as the other races, but ESO made it even worse by shoehorning LGBT shit and explicitly making their racial ideology the exact opposite of what it used to be

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >collectivist bugmen
                Was that ever reflected in the actual characters? The Argonians in the main TES games didn't really differ that much from other races. They were just regular dudes. Unless it's explained that these "normal" Argonians were actually outliers?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Was that ever reflected in the actual characters?
                Redguard's only Argonian character (who was also the first named Argonian in the entire series) was dedicating years of his life to being a bartender just to study humans for any useful information in case a war between them and the empire comes up, and most of what I said is based on things he directly tells the player. Morrowind had a couple special interactions between Argonian PCs and npcs and journal entries that clearly implied some disdain for other races and collectivity between them. There's also the speech quirk that used to be present before TES V suddenly cut it, Argonian NPCs would usually refer to themselves as "we" and "us" rather than "I".
                Them just being "regular people" doesn't really make it impossible for them to be creepy collectivists either, after all the biggest exemple of the alien Argonian characterization was just a fricking bartender.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                The big argonian centric expansion ends with one of the main characters having to sacrifice themselves because it's their duty

                What the frick are you talking about schizo

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Under what context Black person
                Even if that's the case everything I said is still true

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Argonion noble raised by dark elves can't hear hist
                >Steals ancient argonian artifact containing spirits of argonians and hist after an ayleid invasion so she can use it to hear the hist
                >Doesn't work, we kill her
                > The artfiact was only designed to be a way to escape the Ayleids, but since they killed everyone in the area and occupied the place it was forgotten
                > In order to release the hist and argonian spirits, one of your argonian companions throughout the zone must guide them back into reality, killing them

                So basically ESO has a whole DLC that does exactly the opposite of what you're screeching about, moron

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                That just sounds like a generic "sacrifice yourself to save the thing" dumb homosexual. Old Argonians were nearly emotionless bug people whose every action was meant to serve the tribe in some way or another, something ESO constantly contradicts directly in everything from how their dialogue is written to the way their culture is depicted

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                So your initial point was ESO turned argonians into slefish hipsters with modern sensibilites and not the utilitarian figures who serve the collective they've always been, I tell you exactly the opposite is the case and you're moving the goal posts

                Shut the frick up homosexual, you are not worthy of my words anymore

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Is that the reason they give in the actual game or is it just your headcanon, moron? Even if that is the case, they still mostly don't characterize them like that you fricking moron

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                ESO is canon, the worst thing it's done is hint at another daedric prince but in fairness Oblivion did the same thing with Jyggalag kinda

                ESO is a great game, even and arguably especially when you ignore the MMO shit and play is as a massive RPG, which it really is - easily 300 hours of questing if you wanna do everything, with some genuinely good moments

                Some anons just seethe because it's still successful and speaking from experience, no community is friendlier or happier with their MMO

                People from WoW or FF14 will complain about their game every week but still play, zenimax for the most part seems to understand what ESO players want from them

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Jyggalag was first mentioned in Daggerfall and he's nowhere near as cringe as ESO's non-canon Prince

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                So why is it okay to introduce new lore in one game and not another?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because as I said, Jyggalag isn't actually new, he's been foreshadowed since the Second Game in the franchise, the one that introduced the concept of daedric princes in the first game. And because the ESO one is shit

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                mmo lore is never acceptable in any form. look at wow, for fricks sake

                > it's le bad because it just is okay!!!

                So no real argument why then, gotcha

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's bad because i've read the fricking text describing the epic OC Prince and it reads like it was written by some moronic roastie straight from twitter

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                "The expansion introduces a brand new Daedric Prince: Ithelia, The Prince of Paths, The Mistress of the Untraveled Road, The Fate-Changed and The Unseen. She is said to rule over things that "could have been": timelines that didn't happen, possibilities that didn't become real, and so on."

                This is no worse than other Princes

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >nah bro you see there was always an 18th daedric prince all along sure she's not a part of any culture, has no relation with TES' complex cosmology and her sphere seemingly overlaps with something that both shouldn't exist in the setting and shouldn't have anything to do with the daedra, but trust me Bro it's great and just as valid as the other princes!
                Your shite MMO is fricking shadowlands-tier, written by a bunch of uncreative millenials, nothing's gonna change that anytime soon.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's canon, cry more

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                So what? Doesn't change the fact that it's fricking garbage, you ESO cucks are delusional.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                i didn't say it's bad. i said it is to be ignored.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                mmo lore is never acceptable in any form. look at wow, for fricks sake

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >look at the only means they've kept the narrative going for like 20 years because why the frick would they ever need to make another proper warcraft rts game again

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >why the frick would they ever need to make another proper warcraft rts game again

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You know the answer

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just realised that Dunmer were the only helpful mer girls in Skyrim. Janessa, that Azura priestess and that mage girl in the college, Karliah being a major support character in the Thieves guild. Meanwhile haven't really encountered useful Altmer or Bosmer ladies.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Taarie gave me a fancy robe

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would pay good money for a Dunmer woman to hatefrick me while reprimanding me for being an imperialist. Like the Palestinian Chicken episode of Curb.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    A dunmer sloot.

    Don't pick any of the n'wahs and actually honor the 6th House and the Tribe Unmourned.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Falmer

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Snow Elf hyperborean gf

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gods, legends say that our ancestors actually looked like that, except for the ears. We need to go back.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        an albino gay?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          A glorious colorless demigod, uncorrupted by physical reality. White. Pristine. Pure.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            If coruption wasn't a thing yet how can you say it was pure? By what standard do you measure creation?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick Todd for giving us 2 snow elves and making them both male

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I want to improve human Elf relations

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Try nabbing a wispmother and taming her

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tough shit, these are the only snow elf ladies now.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous
  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw no haughty and pompous altmer gf that you dick down to submission

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    imperial tomboy

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >elf, elf or an elf
    >not even green elf
    Argonian

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I ignore those options and choose a Khajiit gf

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      lemme help you out anon

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        danke

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's the Dwemer.
    >nerdy blueskinned shortstacks
    Yes, please.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      she would sooner stick a dwemer tube in your urethra just to see what would happen than give sex to you

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dwemer were short?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        yes that's why they're sometimes called dwarves

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          But the statues in morrowind they look proportional to be average sized

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            they were the shortest of the elven races, not literal dwarves

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Ah thanks for clearing that up

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        yes that's why they're sometimes called dwarves

        But the statues in morrowind they look proportional to be average sized

        they were the shortest of the elven races, not literal dwarves

        No, they were called Dwarves by the giants. They were the same size as the Dunmer.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Pretty sure their ghosts in Morrowind were in fact on the shorter side

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Been a long time since I played it but they didn't feel any shorter than my character. Not to mention all their armor lying around fits the characters.

            Are the Bosmer and Dwemer also descended from the Aldmer?

            One day, brother.

            >Are the Bosmer and Dwemer also descended from the Aldmer?
            There are multiple theories about their origins. For the Dwemer, some believe that they're a cultural offshoot of the Chimer and went pro-science instead of pro-daedric worship like the Chimer did. It also helps explains their constant civil wars. Also another theory that they were snow elves that left Skyrim. The Aldmer thing is also possible but a lot of that feels like Altmer propaganda to me. The concept of Aldmer was a later development, retroactively applied to other Elves, in order to give Altmer an extra degree of prestige, no longer where Altmers just another elven nations, instead they were the originals, and by proxy every other group was merely a corruption of their culture. Bosmer are believed to have evolved from some forest ooze via the Ehlonfey and made a pact with Y'free to have a stable form.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              What about the ayleids? Why don't they have a (something)mer name like all the other elves?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ayledis aren't a race, they're a group of Aldmer. Ayleid is the name of their clan like Direnni.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Wow I've spent all these years thinking they were a separate race

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ayledis aren't a race, they're a group of Aldmer. Ayleid is the name of their clan like Direnni.

                Wow I've spent all these years thinking they were a separate race

                >The Ayleids, also known as the Heartland High Elves,[2] Wild Elves, or Saliache,[3] were the first race to establish an empire in Tamriel,[4] and had ruled modern-day Cyrodiil for countless years dating back to before recorded history.[5] They were thin and lean with pointed ears and angular facial features. Their complexion was lighter than that of the Dunmer, but they were darker than Altmer;[6] their skintone being a light tan to a dark bronze in color and their eyes ranging from white to turquoise.[7]
                >Ayleidoon, their language,[8][9] is similar to Aldmeris, the ancient language of the Aldmer.[1][10] The Ayleids were the original founders of the Imperial City, which they called the "Temple of the Ancestors".[11] The Ayleid Empire collapsed in the early First Era when it was overthrown by the Alessian Slave Rebellion.[5] While it's believed that the Ayleids remain in the wilds of every province on Tamriel, sightings have been few.[4] There have been no known sightings in the Third or Fourth Eras.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Kreia if she Dwemer

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      So the first one daddy is in charge of a large centurion making city, the second one has the prestigious astronomy job, and the third one makes shields, that's it.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      third girl looks at you like walking garbage until you're both alone and then she wants you to dominate her

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only living dwemer didn't have blue skin

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        He also was bloated with corpus disease for fuggin eons, you'd loose your complexion too

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gross as frick, Thank god ChimerGODS wiped these frickers out.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Which ones? They worship more shit than the Hindus.
        Aedra
        Ancestors
        Daedra
        The false Tribunal
        Back to Daedra

        They are a fickle bunch that worships whatever flavor of the month is hot.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >aedra means my ancestors
          >deadrea means not my ancestors
          >chimer have been wiped since the happening
          what the hell are (You) talking about?

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    My axe does not discriminate.

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    sweaty bosmer girls are the best

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Falmer gf

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >stealth archers them all
    nothing personnel

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >western """"""""""""elves"""""""""

    Meanwhile, in Japan...

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      a human with malformed ears
      WoW

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Weebs have shit taste
      Like clockwork

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Generic as frick weeaboo bullshit.
      Man you homosexuals have the worst aesthetic taste, you're the reason why everything coming out of Nippon nowadays is generic overdesigned otaku moeshit with very few exceptions.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Exactly the same as humans just different ear shape. Trash tier.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      > human in every way other than long ears
      > face of a child
      > waist smaller than one tit
      > breasts bigger than her head

      Tranime literally is bottom of the barrel predator fetish shit, I cannot fathom being so disconnected from what a real women is that you think this is anything other than freakishly deviant and depraved

      Would you show your parents that and tell them that's what you're into? Would they be proud of you? Fricking disgusting degenerate

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I pray every night that ES6 doesn't have normie elves like ESO.

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    torn between Altmer or Dunmer

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like a good ark elf waifu but dunmer are pretty fricking ugly even by elder scrolls standards

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dunmer is the based choice. That feel when no grey-skinned red-eyed goth GF with a raspy voice. Frick the new wienerney voice they gave them in Oblivion and Skyrim though, ugh. One of the least sexy accents.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >be and fantasy morphs
      top kek anon

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I didn't understand a word of that you illiterate fricking zoomer.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        "Once this wars over I'm gonna have so much new farming equipment"

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You just know

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        This from ESO?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          yes

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >bird men and dog men are extinct thanks to Khajit and Argonians

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What about horse men?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bojacked

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm putting together a team

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is one person, technically.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well that is just dumb.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        They're allegedly all reincarnation of Lorkhran, right?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      where is Ysgramor?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sulking because pelinal will always be the better elf slayer, and didn't even need to make a special elf killing axe to feel better.

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    My gf is a sword.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Damn it Shirou! Get back in the kitchen and stfu!

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Akavari snek men. Having a lady with serpent features yes?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're actually just humans lol

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm torn between Bosmer or Dunmer
    >qt cannibal tree freak
    or
    >qt grey skinned horny volcano freak

    i think ultimately i'd go for a bosmer

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >gee anon, what's your Dwemers backstory?
    >an existence slighted me once

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dunmer

  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >m*r

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Know your place, Lorkhan's spawn.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >it's the raging gay cyborg
      lmao

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Know your place, Lorkhan's spawn.

        You'll be driven into the sea just like the left-handed

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Redoids are spiritual Mer

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah-yeah. The time of inaction is over, and nothing will stop Dominion. The cycle will end, and meretic races will be free.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Total Mer Death

  35. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Doom Drum lost

  36. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    someone post that image of the dwemer/chimer meeting

  37. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How's ESO PvE combat, did they improved it? I have 40 hours played from when it first released but I never got too into it because the combat was a kinda boring

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      New classes and new skills, but overall it's still the same as it's always been.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They've released a piece of gear that massively buffs you but locks you into only using one weapon instead of swapping them. It's made me enjoy it much more.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not viable in pvp as empower doesn't work on players and even if it did, heavy attacks are easily blocked which leaves you completely vulnerable

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's still pretty monotonous and is pretty easy until higher levels. i like ESO just to chill out and explore and quest around, i wish the chat was more active though. it feels dead at times
      now you can do any zone as any faction from the beginning, which is pretty nice

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        How do people find getting groups for the world events, does just putting in chat "x is up, anyone around wanna group for it" work? Is Craglorn still screwed if you mainly go solo?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Is Craglorn still screwed if you mainly go solo?
          Not really. It's incredibly easy to put together a build that can solo anything except for raids nowadays.

  38. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Not picking a short haired tanned Bosmer tomboy who teases you every day
    Is there really a competition?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. I'm not into cannibals.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        see i do have a cannibalism fetish, so a bosmer GF would be perfect for me. i could kidnap filthy snowskin n*Rds for her dinner while i enjoy a healthy vegan diet

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well, you do you. She will eat your wiener sooner or later.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Bosmer
      >teases you every day
      Keyed

      >short haired
      >tomboy
      Locked

  39. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pelinalcucks never talk about the time he got fricked by Alkosh

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      M*r simps never talk about the back to back genocides of the snelf and sinistral

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Falmers still exist. They just change a bit.

  40. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    bosmer frick like rabbits unlike the other two

  41. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Altmer dommy mommy gf

  42. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i'll take hordes of bosmer bawds thank you

  43. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    My Headcanon for TES6

    The elder schroll 3 kingdoms: 50 years ago an alliance of Thalmor, SKyrim and Argonian incaded the empire and conquest it.

    these 3 nations divided Tamriel and the imperial city in 3 parts, you play as the last member of the imperial family

  44. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    In every TES game I play I collect as large a harem of Dunmer women as I possibly can.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      For me, just one plump wholesome greyskin wife please

  45. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I'm a weeb and that b***h is gross, get some fricking taste you tranime homosexual. Yes, fantasy creatures should have fantastical designs. Japan of all places actually knows this, and you post the shittiest coomerbait elf possible. You have zero taste.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cope

  46. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Orc gf to go on adventures with

  47. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They are all kind of dicks
    Does anyone have the falmer gf.jpg?

  48. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dunmer because my brain is wired wrong and I like dark skin

  49. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw no bosmer gf to have backyard cookouts with

  50. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dunmer. I like them racist

  51. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick, this thread is really making me wanna replay Skyrim.
    GET OUT OF MY HEAD TODD.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hey buddy, I just noticed that you wanted to replay one of Bethesda's greatest hits, The Elder Scroll V: Skyrim™. Have you considered trying out our newest multiplayer smash hit, Fallout 76™?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Fallout 76
        Huh, I actually forgot that existed. Is it good now, a few years later?

  52. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Altmer
    >Knife Ear Nazis that takes conservatism to its logical conclusion, wants to undo creation to Make Mundus Divine Again
    >Bosmer
    >tree dwelling hippies who eat, frick and kill to thier hearts content, also slavery
    >Dunmer
    >edgy goth kids who are stuck in a species wide rebellious phase and went to go live with mom and new step-dads
    >Dwemer
    >basement dwelling otakus building Gundam models
    >Falmer
    >also basement dwelling otakus but went full NEET
    >Orismer
    >WE WUZ
    I miss anyone?

  53. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Forcing my Thalmor gf to cosplay a Golden Saint for sexytimes (we also do slaveplay)

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      God damn if only the looked like that in game.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lot of Altmeri women volunteering for tours of duty in Skyrim, very strange.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          well shit. that never came to my mind, it all makes sense now

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          They want those conquering Nord genes

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Altmer gf
      >slaveplay
      Guess it's in own genes to please elven women....
      t.Imperial

  54. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i just love the expression on the dunmer girls
    >oh god, please don't rape me
    >haha, good joke, please don't rape me
    >oh god, he's just gonna rape me isn't he?
    >we've got eleven children already and he just doesn't stop the raping

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >we've got eleven children already and he just doesn't stop the raping

      We call that marriage, sweetie

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        yes, that was the joke. the whole joke is that it wasn't rape at all, but very wholesome love. for the 4th girl at aleast

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >enjoying loving unions with filthy men
          Fuggin Ashlanders, I swear....

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            i will have unwilling intercourse with you and your daughters, you dirty ashlander witch and there is nothing i can do from stopping you.

            i finally get the quest, man. thanks a lot

  55. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    > altmer gf to teach me magick and make art with
    > Bosmer gf to go on walks and hunt with
    > Dunmer gf so I can be even more racist
    > Orsimer gf to fracture my pelvis and make me roar like a bear every single second we are both conscious, scaring townsfolk and dragons

  56. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd rather a goblin or cute blind Falmer gf

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why is there no sexual dimorphism amongst the farmer? Where are the females? Is Bethesda just shit at world building?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        pretty sure the shamans are female

  57. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The one that would smack the condom out of my hand and demand we produce a new clan together

  58. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be Altmer
    >your own gods side with the humans
    LOL

  59. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  60. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Got anything with scales?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nice, got any more from that artist?

  61. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dunmer girls are so cute.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      finally somebody gets it

  62. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I mean they're all fricking ugly, but if I had to pick I'd go with Bosmer.
    Nord > Breton > Imperial > Bosmer > Dunmer > Altmer > Orsimer > Rearguard

  63. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Altmers are c**ts, Bosmer are morons, Dunmers are bawds. I'd choose Dunmer cause I'm Morrowind gay, but I'm still hesitant.
    Post Azure gf pics, you know what I'm talking about.

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