Would you take him on a date /vp/?
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Would you take him on a date?
Would you take him on a date /vp/?
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>him
Jolteon and Leafeon are the only male-coded eeveelutions
Everything else is female
espeon boy penis wiener oohhh you are thinking about it right nowww you are thinking about his soft feminine balls
Well now I am.
Thanks, anon.
Look how handsome he lookin
He has no business looking that distinguished.
do troony zoomers really think "him/her" memes funny?
>Limit yourself to a single sex
Cringe
All pokemon are Chad-only.
I've seen you before!!!
YES!!! I want to date and kiss him and hug him and cuddle himaand
yeah we're going here
Don't embarrass him!
But I want to feed him, and tell him he's a real cutie while stroking him lovingly.
What's so embarrassing about that?
If he drops the clothes, sure.
Closest you're getting
he's cute either way but the more pretty fur the better!
He's already not wearing any pants though
i want soft espeon chestfluff for grooming (literal) purposes thougheverest
Isn't he soft and fluffy all over, though? Why specifically the chest?
i appreciate all the soft, so i want none of it covered up. simple as.
No because I'm not gay. I would be friends with him though.
no i would spill my spaghetti
I would pet him ALOT!!!
Yes, but only because he knows that that I want to
and its not like he will take a 'no' for an answer
i will see his face contorted in absolute pleasure
Why did you post a picture of a fleshlight?
>TDP thread on /vp/ in 2023
Based. Post whose route you did first and if it wasn't picrel, explain yourself.
what the frick is TDP
He's so top cute
Dating sim game based off of the characters from Twitch Plays Pokémon. Has some really fun writing and cute art. Basically all the characters are likable and it's very underrated
Sounds pretty kino
Sounds pretty unkino
I don't like visual novels and dating sims.
Damn, can't get a gf in real life OR on the computer
wait this is from a dating sim and not just someones random character? aw great.
I dont have the patience to go for a dating sim, but thats cool to know. I want to hold paws with him
If you ever try it, I guarantee you’ll get sucked in to it. Very very good game
Have you ever given one a try? You might find you have the patience if the story and characters click with you and pull you in.
Do I get to put my sour cream in his burrito?
ANON
Anon is either horny or hungry... or both. I honestly can't tell.
Just gotta know if it's a proper dating sim!
Thank god those yellow building burrito places with red and green sauce (you know the one) are usually 24h.
You have to find out for yourself burrito enjoyer anon, you could start playing and post your reaction here, that would be fun to watch and maybe get others interested
That doesn't clear things up for me at all, anon!
Eating a burrito from a fast food joint late at night (or any time of the day) doesn't seem like a great idea to me given what it can do to one's stomach... unless you're planning on doing something else to that burrito (still not a good idea, lmao)...
Non-burger here, is burrito just a grilled tortilla with ground meat inside?
Depends.
Breakfast burritos are usually potato, egg, cheese, and bacon/sausage/chorizo.
Regular burritos are rice/beans, peppers, onion, tomato, with a meat choice like carne asada or chicken.
Mexicans will try to scam you and load it full of beans with a few chunks of meat and a shitload of sour cream.
A quality breakfast burrito is to fricking die for, bro. SO. GOOD. And you'll very likely die sooner too if you eat them too often... why must everything that tastes so good be so bad for you :'(
But anon, you get to BE him.
So... do I get to put my sour cream in other burritos?
Mary best girl but G8r is objectively the best character and I would take a bullet for him
my man
GATO SEXO
Yeah, honestly I'd like to give a hats off to the developers for sticking around and seemingly still working on the game when:
>They have next to no fanbase to motivate them, interest in visual novels is generally very low
>TPP, the thing the game is meant to be a parody of, is approaching it's 10th anniversary and there are zoomers on this board right now who don't know what it was
>They can't monetize or advertise the game at all in fear of TPCI/Nintendo going after them before the game is finished. I can't imagine the scare Scarlet/Violet having an academy be a setting did to them, since AM2R was DMCA'd soon before Samus Returns was announced and Prism was around the time they were selling Necrozma as the 'rainbow' pokemon.
I hope one day if Gator/Will routes get finished the game gets the limelight it deserves. I'd even be satisfied if Abba/Brian routes get finished so we at least have male options and also Abba/Arc cuckold CG because they were unironically my favorite surprise of the last update
I will never rest easy until I see the Mary route through to completion. The devs are seriously so talented and are so cool for sticking around with this game. I played it first in middle school and everytime there’s a new update, I go around revisiting it 100% all over again. It’s like I’ve grown up alongside the game, and some of the music brings a soulful tear to my eye. I’ve literally hummed this game’s renditions of the tunes more than the actual ones they’re based on at this point.
Love TDP, and all it’s characters, please give that team some appreciation. If I had to pick a favorite fangame, it would literally be this visual novel dating sim.
Praise Helix, ATV is best bug.
Mary's always been my least favorite character although I will admit many of the reasons aren't directly related to herself directly. She does fit her archetype to a T which helps her be very appealing to the average bloke who would discover the game.
I'm curious how her conflict with Abby will resolve in the end and how their routes will intertwine. Last I saw of their early concept was that their falling out was because Mary tried to forge Abby's grades or something and that ended up with her being held back instead? It's weird.
10/10, would sit on the couch and cradle & comfort him in the crook of my arm while spoiling him with a long gentle handjob
https://twitch-dates-pokemon.fandom.com/wiki/Burrito
>Twitch Dates Pokemon
Idk who this is but yes I want to curl up next to him every night
He is a fluffy sun ray
First tell me does he have a catenis or foxenis?
I'll only take 'yes' as a proper answer
>Cosmo STILL hasn't Fug'd the cute snek boi between his wieners
if you don't make Espeon both a thorny AND a knotty boy, then you're a terminal plebe.
I'll have some sensual telekinetic touches actually but I'm fine with either or a combo.
Yes 🙂
Sure.
no
Mangeto plis sotp being gay.
>be me
>have female vaporeon
>she wants to watch family guy together
>i pull up the streaming service it is on
>she eventually discovers the banned episodes are not on it
>My vaporeon takes my laptop, fires up a vpn, and torrents all the episodes of family guy
>I look at my computer hooked up to a flash drive and an external
>All the episodes are on both
Guys, is this Vaporeon like my Tyler Durden or something? If I make love to it which is part of myself, is that gay? I need to know
If my Vaporeon wanted to unironically watch Family Guy, she's getting reduced to daycare bawd-- no, I'd just release her, don't need the moron genes spreading.
He looks like he attends an Ivy League school. Waaaaaay too sophisticated for my dumbass.
>TFW your Pokémon is smarter and more accomplished than you will ever be…
He does have a kind face, though. Maybe he can tutor me? Maybe there's something I could offer in return for his services...
>
Burrito boy butt
I finished it and there is nothing else like it ;_;
/vp/ pokemon dating sim when? How can we get this off the ground?
He’s got the Arthur fit
I ship it