Would you worship Mommy?

Would you worship Mommy?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The futa version, yes.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      breasts too small.

      Based.

      Mom correction.

      Better mommy, yes.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    She literally did nothing wrong and her actions in this game are completely justified.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      post link

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        meant for

        The futa version, yes.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      She killed a lot of people and turned a bunch of people into blood obsessed psychos.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mom correction.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      [Release your inner demon] Let her cook.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Killing her was boring, a secret alliance would be way more interesting

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >kills Inarius
    >still gets mogged by a literal who player character
    Lesser evils are such fricking homosexuals. All Blizzard writers should rope themselves.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      But in diablo 2 you beat all 3 prime evils, how is it so unfeasible for the wonderer to kill lilith?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Demons get killed all the time, whether by angels, nephalem, humans, or other demons, and since demons can’t permanently die they all have a history of jobbing throughout the eternal conflict. Also, humanity (since D2+novels) have always been hinted at being the “best of both worlds” as far as powerscaling goes, with D3 taking this to its extreme.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I WILL NOT BOW TO EVIL YOU FRICKING SATANIC SCUM

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lilith isn't evil though. Her father is. She isn't. She wants to destroy heaven and hell

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    history has shown that more population = more power.
    So no , a few elit units are winning no war and her plan is stupid female thinking logic

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    why are all the classes all so uninteresting and weak. necro blood and necro darkness are the only things that come close to being fun and visually cool. great, 1/5 characters worth playing. how you go from the insane action of D3 and it's skill runes, to this weak ass excuse? a level 100 D4 character has skills that look like some PoE Lv20 1-link shit, and that game is notable for having terrible abilities that are only interesting in function, but not form. Blizz is supposed to have the resources to bring us insane visuals and animations.
    how'd you go from Demon Hunter to Rogue? From Wizard to Sorc? From Witch Doctor and Monk to... Literally nothing.
    Did we trade it for actual gear mods, and a Skill Tree (sorry, it's a Skill Twig, lets call it like it is)? Ok now we have 3 lines of "conditional damage" mods on gear instead of just stacking a single attribute, and a "pick your color of builder/spender" instead of slotting whatever we want+runes, of D3. Builds and buildcrafting are still less than a joke compared to PoE, so you know what I'd rather have babby itemization of D3 if we also got to keep it's satisfying action gameplay and visual spectacle.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't understand the fans of this game. Everyone seems to say:
      >Diablo 4 is fun and all, but here is why it's also a pile of shit and why I'm quitting

      Everyone seems to hate-love this pile of crap. Is it just cope/buyer's remorse?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm 73 and I think I'll stop , give season 1 a chance and then go from there.

        I just wanted D3 with open world

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I played the betas and thought it was boring as hell compared to every Diablo game including the first one with piss simple combat. Apparently it doesn't get better so I guess I dodged a bullet. I have no idea how you put up with the game until level 73. I wanted to quit and never play it again at level 20.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I made a fun built , not an optimal built.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            adhd brain
            need tiktok now

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Adhd brains are the ones that need trash dropping every second like Diablo 4 fans.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is the action and spectacle worse in 4 over 3?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        yes , "it's more down to earth , like D2" , or whatever bullshit they are saying.

        Everything from skills to colors and death animations is toned down. D2 fans love it so I guess good job Blizz?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Diablo 3 is unironically my favorite Diablo. The art style looks like a painting and the physics are way better than 4. Also the skills were more fun. Change my mind.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >The feeling of hitting Act 3 on nightmare difficulty and having just unlocked Frost Arrow rune

            frick it , I'll go play a rift

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            You're moronic, no one cares.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            its valid, the only people that hate diablo 3 think its the same game as launch

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm a Diablo 2 fan and think it's a pile of shit, anon. I think normie dude bros that have never played a Diablo game before and Destiny 2 fans are the ones in love with D4.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            im not what you described, but i think diablo 2 is a dogshit game outside of act 1.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              No one cares.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    she is into solar gods and solar demigods. you have no chance to frick her anon

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it cracked yet?

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The switch port of Diablo 3>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What was even her plan. She says she wants to stop Mephisto but Mephisto is imprisonment in Hell.
    >b-but he is coming
    Proof?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He isn’t imprisoned, just regenerating in his placenta-ball. Due to frickery, the prime evils get banished to Sanctuary instead of Hell. Her plan was to essentially VORE him while he’s schnoozing, taking Mephisto out of the equation and absorbing his power. What is more moronic, however, is the asian chick and (You) putting Mephisto in the glowing buttplug that has a history of failing spectacularly in literally every Diablo game since 1, and re-killing Lilith which does nothing as she’ll simply regenerate in a elder rift and come back in like 2 days. Hell, Astaroth died in act 2 and we see him in act 6 again lmao

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        she took the soulstone on a boat to space, don't worry about it

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          She could have at least given me a hand with Lilith afterward

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lilith has to be resummoned dumbo, did you forget the beginning cutscene?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Only because she was trapped in the Void.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    yes, and also be her footstool fricktoy

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know about "mommy", but I would love to go backpacking with fem barb or go to a good barbeque or catfish fry for a date.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Her motivation sounded noble but the way she went about it made me think she didn't really have humanity's best interests in mind.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    troony game.

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    grim dawn is better

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      even torchlight 2 is better than diablo 3 & 4. I'd even say that w40k inquisitor martyr is better. The only thing Diablo 4 beats all these games at is the graphics

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reddit just wrote a guide on how to have fun in Diablo 4 since it's not apparent to people. What a game. It was one of the first threads I saw on the Diablo 4 subreddit lol

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    have a nice day shill

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Get to the finale
    >"We need to use this soulstone to trap Lilith before she can absorb her dad"
    >"No we should use it on her dad instead"
    >"No that's dumb Prime Evils always escape these things anyway"
    >"Uh no sweaty I'm doing it anyway"
    >"Well now how are we gonna stop Lilith"
    >"It's okay she'll just die normally and turn to dust we never needed the soulstone in the first place"

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      in the context of this story its a bit moronic, but the player character in every diablo beats way more powerful enemies than lilith constantly

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah and sometimes the Wanderer doesn't even recognize a Lesser Evil after killing it

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah and sometimes the Wanderer doesn't even recognize a Lesser Evil after killing it

        The Wanderer is a plant by the Angiris council/Tyrael, mortal angel like Tyrael was.

        she took the soulstone on a boat to space, don't worry about it

        She was corrupted by Mephisto after her mother died.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The whole story is a wee bit off
      >Lilith's minion, whatshisface the pale one summons Lilith to Sanctuary
      >Lilith immediately proceeds to procure everything she needs to... go back to Hell where she was summoned from in the first place
      >she actually just intends to eat her dad, who is in Hell already
      >she succeeds and leaves Sanctuary
      >we chase her ass down
      >use the Soulstone to... capture her dad who was already in hell just so we can bring him into Sanctuary (what?)
      >then we kill Lilith by just beating her face in until she dies
      >then we come back from Hell and decide it's totally OK to have a one-handed teenager run around with Mephisto
      Next expansion is going to start with the kid dying of dysentery due to not having clean water, then some random bandit is going to find the Soulstone and shove it up his own ass.

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's Diablo 4/10

    You all paid 100 dollars for a 4/10 and you're proud of it LOL

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      damn what a shitpost, diablros in shambles right now

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cope. I think it's hilarious how D4 fans claimed that it was going to be like Diablo 2 and then when it wasn't they all pretend like they've always hated Diablo 2 LOL

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I must sell my soul to a tree so we can find Lilith!
    >oh we had that eye thing didn't we, well go on use to find Lilith now
    >>we must use the soulstone, it's the only way to defeat Lilith!
    >the Wandered just bodies her 5 minutes later
    moronic tier writing. I could write something better than this.

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I draw the line at farming her altars every season. Frick. That.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They've already said Altars and Map (and their renown) will carry over.

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >d1 protags are shitters that kill diablo and then get mindfricked
    >d2 protags easily wipe out lesser and prime evils one at a time
    >d3 protags are so powerful they can fight an angel with the power of every lesser and prime evil at once
    >d4 protags are shitters that are fricking terrified of Lilith getting Mephistos power because she would be unstoppable and the final boss is already injured from getting railed by her husband

    The power levels are so weird

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >final boss is already injured from getting railed by her husband
      He should have stopped being a pussy and just fricked. What a fricking loser simping for heaven.

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