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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ah yes the stoic serious hero that wears a tanooki suit.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You are now remembering PETA Mario

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >japan
    >cute-fy
    Oh noooooo!
    Also what's wrong with that?

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    if you are going to make a twitter screencap thread at least post something that isnt from a bait account

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a game for children.

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >wowie zowie

    ftfy

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are edgy manchildren so obsessed with stoicism?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Mario
      >stoic
      Are you moronic?

      No

      it's a joke you fricking third world shit for brains

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It wasn't funny.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Poe's Law, moron.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >merely pretending to be moronic

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Mario
    >stoic
    Are you moronic?

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    They want you to shut your brain down and stop making questions about this odd Mario fella

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      for me, it's "stop"

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        For me it's reddit. Fake. Gay. And written by a woman seeking attention from men.

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Could do without the sonic side mouth but overall a massive visual improvement.

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    No

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, this game is about emasculating gamers. Pronoun voice actors and nonbinary troony voicing Daisy was just the icing on the cake. Don't buy Super Mario Bros. WOKEder

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    what a moron
    mario has always been this way in miyamoto's actual drawings, concept art and cartoons

    OP is also a moron for posting his own moronic tweet here

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah man, it's true that Mario acted more like Gary Cooper, the strong silent type before. Those where the days

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hasn’t Mario always been cheerful in the mainline games?
    The only time you can argue that he’s stoic is the later Smash games (mainly trailers) or in the Mario Strikers games.

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >what if we designed our assets and animations based on the single fricking viewing angle the game operates at 99.9% of the time
    HOLD THE PHONE, WHAT A REVOLUTIONARY FRICKING IDEA

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The best part is that it's indeed revolutionary.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It actually isn't, arcsys has been doing this for years, so have Sony with their movies.
        Hell I'm sure if you look hard enough there's probably some really early 3d games that fricked around with forced perspective.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, toddlers act like apple fans in the sense that they will ignore any idea until it's been implemented by their corporate overlords

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    While I'm glad more games are taking advantage of what you can really do with 3d models and forced perspective.
    I wish it wasn't a game as aesthetically boring as mario to do it.

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >bing bing wahoo its-a me, soopah mario!
    >stoic
    What.

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    "the Big N"
    what did they mean by this?

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    le angry badass mario sucks anyways
    he was better before they started doing that

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Big N

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    ie zowie

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I fricking love how cute Mario is now. I haven't even really played as any of the other characters because Mario is so charming in Wonder.

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mario if he 3 frames and mario if he 24 frames

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    In the game there level become darn Musicals? Also stop asking us for epic twitter reply this quite cringe and stupid

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The stoic serious hero who goes Wahoo every five seconds

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      he used to be silent

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        So did Sonic

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