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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Long Raikou is long

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >cobalion face

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    So basically only 8 new paradoxes, basically leftover of both trios, nothing else huh

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      *4 dammit

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cobalion looks pretty cool.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's just Cobalion, very boring design comparatively.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    At least Cobalion is decent. What the absolute frick is that abomination of Raikou though. Worst Pokemon in history candidate?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Give it a week or two and pokegays will be slurping the sludge, calling it a based and purposely ugly design.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I like it more than the metal recolor., not great, but worst pokemon has to be in that pile of scrap metal that we call future paradoxes.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >What the absolute frick is that abomination of Raikou though
      It's a Brontosaurus. The name literally means Thunder Lizard.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Its an extremely clever design, only morons on vp will dislike it

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's a cool idea wasted on a Raikou variant. Now the electric bronto has to look like a tiger because lol paradoxes

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          When designing something, especially a pokemon design, being """""clever"""" shouldn't be the main focus.
          A design has to be pleasant and nice to look at first and foremost. It doesn't matter if they slap a billion hidden references and meanings on it it looks like shit. Which is Raikou's case.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Worst Pokemon in history candidate?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, this form is fine. Its the dogshit Turtle people hated.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's one of those things from Horizon

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >johturds get shitty long-necked abomination
    >unovaGODS get badass robot
    today has been a good day

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    How can it see it's own toes or where it's walking?

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Scarlet paradox: Interesting new idea applied to an existing Pokemon
    >Violet paradox: Literally just an existing Pokemon drawn as a robot every time
    Man I love robots and robot animals but it feels like the Violet guys are way more limited in how creative they can be. Even applies to their stiff naming scheme. I get that it's been decided that they all have to be robots for whatever reason, but the Scarlet guys get to be prehistoric AND have another spin.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Brute Bonnet, Scream Tail, and Great Tusk literally just have generic dinosaur/caveman bits slapped on. Flutter Mane is only slightly better at best.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Brute Bonnet
        They did exactly what that guy said, added prehistory themes (four legs and tail, sharp teeth) while also having another spin (hanging moss from it's mushroom cap, giving it an "untamed" look that inherently ties into it's basis as a Grass type).

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      At least the MMX Mavericks look good

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >dude what if pokemon but robot
      >dude what if pokemon but caveman
      all base game paradoxes were boring as shit except for slither wing and valiant

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Kirin Brontosaur Raikou
    Cool, good job gamefreak

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're gonna add Paradox Entei/Terrakion, collecting all 3 in each set will get you Paradox Ho-oh/Keldeo.

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Electric/Dragon and Steel/Psychic?

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    For some reason Cobalion looks like a celestial metal creature

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's a robot talbuk from WoW.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >What the absolute frick is that abomination of Raikou though
      It's a Brontosaurus. The name literally means Thunder Lizard.

      Its an extremely clever design, only morons on vp will dislike it

      yeah too bad it doesn't look like a Sauropod
      >literally just Raikou's head
      >giant swirling mane
      >puny thin bolt tail
      this reads more like a fricking giraffe and the color scheme doesn't help. I love dinosaurs and this inspires no joy.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        keep crying tyrantrum cuck, your boring cartoon to-Rex was cut for a reason

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imma need someone to put Melman's face on Raikou

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Some things don't change.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      heart-eyes edit when

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why a goddamn, A GODDAMN DINOSAUR

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can't wait to see the trio fusions.

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    FUTURE CHADS ASSEMBLE

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    paradox: Interesting new idea applied to an existing Pokemon
    paradox: Literally just an existing Pokemon drawn as a robot every time
    >Man I love robots and robot animals but it feels like the Violet guys are way more limited in how creative they can be. Even applies to their stiff naming scheme. I get that it's been decided that they all have to be robots for whatever reason, but the Scarlet guys get to be prehistoric AND have another spin.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >People that disagree with me are trannies!!!!!!!!!!!
      of course the troony obsessed moron can't even reply correctly

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Interesting new idea applied to an existing Pokemon
      >Jigglypuff with hair
      >Misdreavus with hair
      >Amoonguss with… hair, and a tail
      Both sides have their stinkers, but generally they’re all pretty good on both sides, the only one I find bad is Hydreigon, since it’s hardly any different, other Violet paradox make up with their animations

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Terrible. I didn't like the Suicune one either. Did they bastardize Entei, too?

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Official Paradox Pokemon names: Raging Bolt and Iron Crown.

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hey "x were a mistake" anon, where are you right now?

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sarupodgays in shambles.

  28. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Raikou got the new Flaming Hot Jordan colab.

  29. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like the base game's future paradoxes were a little more creative. Iron Treads is essentially an unrelated robot pretending to look like Donphan, Iron Hands has crazy floating hands, Iron Valiant is an analgamation of two evolutions (there if you relate the Kirlia pig tails).
    But the raid future paradoxes just look like "________ but metal". No real gimmick or flare.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Those are the only 3 with any notable differences from the original.

  30. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't like PRaikou in the trailer, but the cloud scarf saves it

  31. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Time travel bros, what is that entei?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >entei
      mans watched the alternate trailer with paradox entei and terrakion

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