WoW Classic players aren't allowed to jump anymore.

WoW Classic players aren't allowed to jump anymore.

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They shouldn't be allowed to draw breath either.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do you get these kinds of bugs in a game released in 2004

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What a travesty. Even in the South Park episode people was jumping around like morons, is a staple of WoW.

      It wasn't that buggy in 2004. morons playing Classic do deserve nu-Blizz with their new bugs and shit.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      everyone who wrote that code in 2004 has quit the company, and the new hires are too incompetent and lack the documentation to figure shit out
      the engine is how old, 20 years? 25?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        quit?
        more like fired for being white

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      they did the same thing with SC:remaster, i played it for the first time in 15 years or however long it's been and run into a floating drone bug i'd never seen before. it's something new they shit out in one of the updates. new devs are low iq

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You pay your workers less than literally anyone else on the market. Blizzard can't afford good devs nowadays.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't understand why a software dev would want to work as a game dev. Hours are shit with crunch, pay is shit compared to other software areas. Hell, even working in the USA is worse than EU since there are so much better worker's rights.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I don't understand why a software dev would want to work as a game dev
          Indians who share ten to a bed, or trannies.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      wow classic doesn't use the same code as actual vanilla, its based on legion.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      hearthstone was released in 2014 and literally just keeps getting buggier despite the only thing changing being that more cards are added. the game still locks up if you click buttons in the menu too fast and with literally every single update you get random things fricking up like sudden crashes, freezing or visual bugs.

      blizzard literally doesn't have skilled workers anymore and this shit is the result

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Isn't it written in that shitty unity engine?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Right now one of the best cards in the best deck in the game is unusable on PC because it creates tokens you cant interact with.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      turns out blue haired women and indians are not good at maintaining a game

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Blizzard had a proper Vanilla client back then. You remember how they had a meeting with the Nostalrius team shortly before Classic was announced? It's because they fricking BOUGHT Nostalrius' core and code to base Classic off of it.

      I played original Vanilla at launch up til Legion. I have also played a lot of pservs from Molten/Warmane to Nostalrius to many in between. You know what happened in Classic? Mobs that "ran away in fear" went through walls. You know what DIDN'T happen in Classic? Nothing ever fricking ran through walls. You know what DID happen on pservs? Mobs ran through walls.

      Classic is based off of pserv code and that's why shit like this can happen. Noone at Blizz is anyone who MADE WoW. They're just piggybacking not only on the blizz name pre-existing IP, but piggybacking off of pserv code they didn't make and don't fully understand.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >You know what DIDN'T happen in Classic?
        OG Vanilla*

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        i think classic also had some weirdly specific bugged quests that nost also had

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Correct, the wall-clipping enemies are just one of many not-subtle-at-all hints that nu-blizz just bought Nost's code for a base for Classic. Also, Blizz straight up said they "lost the original coding" because noone backed it up as the game evolved, or after Legion replaced the client entirely. Best way to recover from not having any code at all is to take someone else's and pretend it's your own.

          Anyone still stupid enough to be paying Blizz to play deserves everything they get and more, though.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Trannies and Black folk cant code for shit even if they have codesocks on. Its enough for them to make characters Black folk and disabled trannies. They dont give a flying frick about the gameplay

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    just made it 99$ + tip for troony fund, easy

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    LADIES LEAVE YO MAN AT HOME

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      UN GORO FULLA BOTTAS AND THEY PALLYS FULL PWN

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >press space
    >money stolen

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Read the fricking terms of service you ungrateful jackass

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >4 days ago

    >A hotfix has been deployed for this issue and it should now be resolved.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >we want the FF11 audience

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can /jump in ff11.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >That'll be $15 every month 🙂

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ToS: You will NOT jump.
    >Chudcel pissbaby: OK!
    >Chudcel pissbaby: Jumps, gets banned
    >Chudcel pissbaby: MONEY STOLEN

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >gets banned
      It's not a ban you fricking moron

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do they manage to introduce new bugs into something that is almost 20 years old?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >How do they manage to introduce new bugs into something that is almost 20 years old?
      How do they manage to do anything? Look at what these geniuses did with diablo.
      >spend a couple years getting diablo 3 working in a state that everyone mostly likes
      >everyone expects D4 at blizzcon
      >surprise chink phone game lol you'll like it TRUST
      >people mad
      >dont even release it for a couple years for some reason, probably because then people will expect them to work on D4
      >D4 finally releases
      >turns out they learned nothing at all from the now full decade of work that went into D3
      I can't wait til MS buys them. I hope they clean house and sell the IP's off to disney or something.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The fact that D4 sold gangbusters shows they don't have to do better.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Back in 2005 i thought who the frick would ever pay a monthly fee to pay this lame ass game? Now the idea of playing it now completely eludes me, it goes beyond the mere nostalgia because everything has changed anyway.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Back in 2005 we thought it was worth it because there were like 4 mmo's to play and WoW was the only one that had a huge persistent world with thousands of players and seamless traversal with no loading screens. Also it was way more casualized so non-nerds could play too and actually have fun. $15 a month was seen as the cost of running all those servers.
      Only took WoW nerds 5 or 6 years to do the math on that and dip...

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    A spacebar press is a spacebar press. You can't say it's only half.
    >TJ """Henry""" Dino

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What else are they going to do in Dalaran for hours after they clear 16 year old content in 35 minutes?

    I get the nostalgia for classic, but who is actually taking it seriously? Trial of the crusader was fricking easy when it was new, and now that's all there is to do for months on classic. Frick me, who is doing that and why? May as well jump.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    why blizzard devs in 2023 can't deal with a game coded in 2003 without breaking it? twitter said diversity is our strength???????

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >why blizzard devs in 2023 can't deal with a game coded in 2003 without breaking it?
      Because it's not running on that code. Classic is a retrofitted version of legion.
      They still do suck at their job since it's not a prestige to work there anymore and can't be that picky on the software dev side

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminds me of early SWTOR when you would get banned for dancing, because there was a bug that made you invincible if you danced.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good ol Tortanic times.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      People were getting threatened with bans for everything back in the first launch months/year

      Undercutting at the AH? Bannable
      Farming chests? Bannable
      Stomping in the PvP zone? Bannable

      Shit was out of fricking control. The dancing thing was pretty funny since it made you immune to all attacks

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      how is swtor doing these days? worth playing?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maintenance mode and still one of the most boring tab target MMOs. Apparently a decent story if you can tolerate the gameplay.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Seconding this. Gameplay's bad, but some of the storylines are pretty good.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just last week they announced it's going to Broadsword, a service for dead MMOs like Ultima and DAOC

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jumping is an optional $10pm DLC

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They control the game. Couldn't they just prevent jumping from their end instead of punishing players for jumping? I don't get this punitive approach to game moderation. It takes up too much time and resources to discourage people from doing something when it's much easier to just force them not to do it. No moderation needed.

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    works fine on vmangos
    this is what happens when your company only employs diversity hires

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are some of you homosexuals just shitposting or you really understood the OP pic as Blizz would ban players for jumping holy shit

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Buy game
    >Press jump
    >Be banned
    >Lose my purchase

    it's not fair bro

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Uhmmm its in the terms of service, chud

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Play game
    >Jump
    >Get banned
    Wowbucks will defend this.

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >3rd worlders instantly rush to complain about the game they can't afford
    Every time
    Ganker needs to range ban South America

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    And people say private server code is bad? rofl. a literal show stopping bug from an interaction that is bound to happen often. HOW

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >HOW

      >I don't understand why a software dev would want to work as a game dev
      Indians who share ten to a bed, or trannies.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Diversity hires

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Still allowed to boost bot though! Man it's mindfricking to think people still give Blizzard money in 2023.

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >sees character with store-bought mount
    /spit
    >get banned

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      you literally can’t /spit anymore

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The enemy cannot /spit if you disable their emote.

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ken Allsop
    More like Ken All Slop

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Night Elf in the image
    Heh.

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    THE ABSOLUTE FRICKING STATE
    AHAHAHAAHAH

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jumping is an overrated mechanic.

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I better apply to the jump police fast!

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