Wow I got hired at Nintendo I can't wait to work at such a lively and fun comp-

Wow I got hired at Nintendo I can't wait to work at such a lively and fun comp-

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >building isn't shaped like a true cube
    >Gamecube isn't a true cube either unless you buy an add-on
    When is Nintendo getting tried for their crimes?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Its a Japanese cube.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >POSTMODERN BUILDINGS GOOD
    >FUNCTIONAL BUILDINGS BAD

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Japan is such a soulless country and I will never understand the appeal to it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      no crime
      clean streets

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >no crime
        t. yakuza

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yakuza are dying now though.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah because they own the country

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          yakuza barely exists anymore. they own real estate and gamble on marial arts fights. oh no.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            they also almost completely own japanese showbiz

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              it's all legit type of business and high level turf wars. not shit you'd have to think about.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i lived there for a few years, it's pretty fun if you're in tokyo. lots of entertainment options, i'd say better than nyc (where i also lived for a few years) by a wide margin.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        where do you live now? why did you leave? and how much do you have to learn the language to find friends and play in smash friendlies

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          - pacific northwest
          - left for financial security reasons; had a very well paying job (~$200k) but firm i was at wasn't doing well and i expected layoffs soon. so i found a job back in the states, it also paid better. but in retrospect that was a mistake and i was being too risk averse, and a few years later crypto made the job thing somewhat redundant anyway. oh well.
          - im pretty antisocial, mostly just hung out with my wife. her japanese is significantly better and often she was mistaken for a local (though she isn't) and so i just let her do most of the talking when we lived there. we did a lot of fun things though.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >cute women
      >tasty food
      >ultra-fast internet
      >gorgeous beaches
      >kino games
      >stable society
      >near-zero crime rate

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >>cute women
        There's cute women almost everywhere, and I dont have yellow fever
        food
        Best stuff is a reinterpretation of foreign food, Japanese food is kind of tasteless
        -fast internet
        That's Korea, though?
        beaches
        Half are murky, more the type of beach you might go for a walk in the afternoon, not to swim
        >>kino games
        They used to, sure
        society
        This must be a joke...
        >>near-zero crime rate
        That's for violent crimes and some petty stuff, there's a lot of harassment and scams though

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >>near-zero crime rate
        most likely due to underreporting

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You are so mentally ill.
      A walk down a Japanese clean street reveals more soul than any homeless littered street of the USA or public space urinals of Paris.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nintendo invented videogames, like, what the hell are you even doing here?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      have you ever been there?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      weeb shit is taken as the ideal by any western in their country but its actually the cope of jap and chink

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Meanwhile at Microsoft...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      American companies are just day care centers for Adults.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Fun is serious business for Nintendo, and serious business is fun for Japan

      Whats wrong with it? Its an office building

      This is an office

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Legit curious. What's the current historical tally for number of times someone has ran out and shit in the middle of the soccer field during play?
      Because I can't imagine any sports field at the microsoft campus is avoiding random pants droppers outright.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Fun is serious business for Nintendo, and serious business is fun for Japan

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Whats wrong with it? Its an office building

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is an office

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine being so fat that you want to fetch some sugary snack while wageslaving, but get stuck on that tube.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nintendo = souless
    PS = SOUL

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Not even a tendie, but what the frick kind of setup do you think is necessary to make video games, design hardware or manage a corporation?
    It's an office building that has computers in it. Most smaller game studios are just a couple of floors rented in an office building where people sit in computers all day.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick, where's the water slide?

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    a building doesn't even sum up Nintendo. They are practically the whole city. Even the airport is a nintendo hangout, where gaming lounges are set up. And the aesthetic of their games is pretty much everything Japan that isn't Tokyo. the smaller and less urban vibe and more nature. the world of mother and animal crossing.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    People who aren't iteral toddlers already know how corporatized and sterile Nintendo is.

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