people aren't obsessed with it, Hollywood is just so creatively bankrupt that they turn every functional script into a bland formula that gets repeated a hundred times with only the most minor alterations
even the first sonic movie was every generic "guy with cartoon mascotte reverse isekai" shit, i even called how the design of eggman they spammed in the trailer was gonna be post credit bait amd nothing else.
i wish they never changed the design, games being raped by hollywood wouldn't be a thing. all they learned from sonic was "make it superficially resemble the product".
seriousoy it is insane how the perception of the movie did a 180 just for the design alone
The frick are you talking about? We had to twist peoples’ arms to even look at the original at the store. It wasn’t till Clap Trap became a meme in Poker Night that Big Bang Theory people sought it out.
you think it hasn't?
3 was so bad that I got it for free on EGS and STILL thought it was a waste of my time and ended up giving up shortly after I got to the fricking awful city area
Anything you think that would make it worse just seems redundant, like if you got served shit on a plate and then they pissed on top of it, it was already a plate of shit, what does it matter that the shit is made worse?
3 had somewhat decent gunplay and gun variety. But that's it. Everything else around it is fricking shit. Especially visibility in multiplayer. "Reduce effects of other players" should be mandatory in every single fricking multiplayer game nowadays.
>Mother of 4 kids meaning that vegana is busted >Was "clan wife" to the Hodunks meaning that she was the clan ride for everyone, even Tector. >Ellie was Moxxi's first kid, and since this is Gearbox we can assume Moxxi was 18 because you can't go below the age of consent, even in space >We know that Ellie is the older sister to Scooter and Scooter himself is in his young 20's meaning Ellie is in her mid to late 20's >It's been 12 years between Borderlands 1 and 3 >So Moxxi's age is 18 + [25 through 29] +12, putting her roughly between 55-59 years old.
>meaning that vegana is busted
Scooter explicitly states that Lucky ruined his mama's girl parts so we can assume that her vegana was fine after four kids
Jesus christ. I genuinely thought she was like 70-80. Why the frick does she look so old? My mother is a year younger and doesn't look half as old as her
>lilith is ugly as frick >also as one of the only "magic" wielders in the universe she doesn't fricking use any in the trailer and just shoots guns >tanith is a grandma (?) >roland is alive for some reason >also they took a comedian actor to play the most serious character in the borderlands bunch >tiny tina is not a crazy little b***h but more of an annoying instagram "gamer girl"
what the frick is this
So it's an absolute clusterfrick abomination and has absolutely nothing to do with the games except the title. My bad for trying to find any traces of logic in movie adaptations
People liked Lilith because she was the hot redhead lol. Like that was literally her only redeeming character trait. Take that away and all you're left with is a Mary Sue who is also kind of a raging b***h.
what a garbage opinion. live action One Piece was a perfect adaptation.
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>One Piece was a perfect adaptation >frick up Garp
nah, it was shit
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>perfect adaptation
lol
lmao
I doubt such a thing even exists
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it happened once, and only once
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Wasn't that difficult. The comic is a pulp noir with some over the top action scenes but nothing incredible dfficult. Point it today would be unadaptable because they would clear all violence against women and all the pedo stuff.
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>Wasn't that difficult.
according to robert rodriguez, it was a nightmare convincing the suits that a complete green screen direct adaptation was a good idea
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Wasn't that difficult on a pure "do the thing" like actors, dialogues, stunts etc.
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ENTER
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this movie is irreplaceable, i have it on vhs and watch it still on occasion
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While it is the closest
>PG13 >Liu Kang haz a brother who's and doesn't want to fight >Sub Zero and Scorpion are basically zombies >Because of issues with the puppet Goro is barely in the movie and has fight scenes that amount to throwing a punch >because they added to the Reptile fight later Johnny just disappears for a few minutes
Also while not true to the games at the time people did like the follow changes so much they became canon so am not gonna count them as flaws even if technically are.
>Kano wasn't Australian at time >Sonya/Johnny
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MK's plot is a bit hard to adapt, but what they did seemed fine to me even when I was younger. >PG13
Film execs KNEW that tons of kids played MK. There was no hope for something R-rated, unfortunately.
The MK cartoons are generally trash from what I remember.
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Not a fan of Kombat Time?
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I'm talking specifically about the cartoon I remember from the '90s. But I also remember having the MK Journey Begins VHS, too.
https://archive.org/details/mk-animated-1995
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REPTILE
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REPTILE
Fricking great movie with a top tier sound track. The only thing it did wrong was not having Scorpion and Subzero fight
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lmao i couldn't make it past the first 2 minutes the cringe was unbearable
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live action One Piece has the exact same amount of cringe as the anime
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cringe is and common in anime, but gets potentiated in live action.
Fighting with a sword in your mouth is moronic and they had trouble reproducing this in live action
One day we'll be able to AI filter the entire original series to look like top. It will be the only way to ever get an unpozzed live action at the cost of defeating the point of an adaptation in the first place.
This shit is hilarious to me. They had budget AND the original writers and creators of a universally beloved series. All they had to do was leave it alone, and they fricked it so hard that the writers left again. It's like legend of Korra all over again. I'm literally just here to watch this fail.
I'm not excited for any of these. Is that me getting old or being burned out by all these shitty movies? Fall Guy is the only one that looks like it'd interest me.
Nah, shit is just worse because you're used to better things. Same goes for vidya. There's that occasional game that will make me want to play it for at least 10h/day but that only happens once or twice a year nowadays, unfortunately.
To be fair, Burton wanted to do a Beetlejuice sequel in the 80s, he's just finally been able to do it. That being said, if it isn't Beetlejuice Does Hawaii, it can frick off.
They do, though. Look at the highest-grossing movies for pretty much any year and it’ll be almost all sequels and adaptations. People don’t want to spend money on shit they don’t know, and when an original movie does do well like Avatar it’s basically just there to kick off a new franchise with more sequels down the line.
Obviously not every adaptation is a winner, but it’s still the safer bet for studios than doing something new.
How many times do we have to tell you about Zionism before you realize it's a grave threat to western civilization and culture that even the FBI acknowledges?
It pisses me off that the people in charge of flops-in-the-making projects like this and others like it will still get paid millions of dollars regardless of how badly they flop, and then will go on to lead future projects that also cost 100+ million dollars and also will flop because they didn't learn a single lesson from the failures of their previous flops.
Meanwhile, some of us won't even be able to make a million dollars in an entire lifetime. Life is just so unfair.
People who worked as a cameraman or best boy on a major flop will never get hired again, but for some reason that doesn't apply to actors, writers, directors, or suits who were actually responsible for the flop.
Oh yeah, the average working class people get fricked. Can't put flops on your resume if you're just a low level worker, I guess.
But seriously, look at this clip:
Someone got paid (probably a six digit paycheck) for writing this fecal matter. He probably spent like 5 minutes writing this shit up. And he still got paid.
Also, someone got paid (also probably a six digit paycheck or maybe even a seven digit paycheck) for approving this fecal matter and directing it on screen.
And someone got paid (also probably a six digit paycheck or maybe even a seven digit paycheck) for producing this fecal matter.
It's not the israelites this time, or at least not only them, it's Randy. Motherfricker admitted to having a piss fetish on Twitter of all things, something about a watersports video that "looked like magic" to him. There was also something about a USB drive that may or may not have contained piss porn, there were rumors that it was even CP, but that was never confirmed.
Randy just inserted his piss fetish in the Borderlands movie.
He even pissed on a tiny Black person, the absolute degenerate.
>why is the red head woman so old?
the original borderlands game came out 2009, so that's probably when they planned to make this too, and when they signed up the actress they were 15 years younger than they are now, and then it got stuck in production hell
The difference is Oda actually cares about One Piece and they had to try to ever get a shot at the IP from him. They couldn't just shit in his face and cast 80 year old woman. On the other hand I don't think anyone at Gearbox ever loved Borderlands in the first place, so it's free game. Media is not made for and audience any more.
Well that's not micro manage considering something about the thing that made you someone is airing on the biggest platform in the world. I hate authors that have no respect for their own creation but considering shit after the timeskip i suppose i should have seen that coming.
We've finally reached the era where they've run out of good stuff to ruin so now they're going to just start making the shit even shittier. Borderlands was ALWAYS goyslop, from the very beginning. >"LOL, I GUESS THAT JUST HAPPENED!!!! >IM A ROBOT PROGRAMMED TO BE HAPPY BUT I REALLY WANT TO KILL MYSELF!!!! >LOLZORS LOOK AT THAT MIDGET RIDING A MONSTER WOWIE ZOWIE THIS IS WACKY
If you ever liked borderlands you're part of the problem.
Well, it wasn't a good game at first Randy stole visuals from some youtuber then he spent money on a sequel instead of colonial marines. I has a charm but it was buried with millennial humor
I’m not even gonna watch the trailer for that, but I will give my unsolicited two cents and say that Cate Blanchett is an extremely strange casting choice for Lilith. I only rented that game for a weekend but don’t seem to remember that character being in her fifties.
How did they frick up her tattoo? It's literally a core feature of her character and being a Siren. That tattoo goes up her neck and are on her throat and collarbone.
What about everything else? Bandits look pretty good except for Boss Bungo who looks too clean, his armor should show signs of wear and tear. Bandit technicals and outrunners look fine, Crimson Lance looks funny, like costume budget ran out. Guns are kinda inconsistent, they range from larp props like what Tiny Tina has to the decent-ish bandit guns in bottom right.
the rock but you have to cast him and do principle photography in the next 6 months since 75% of his bloodstream is anabolic steroids right now, he might pop like a balloon any day
I'm calling it now. Movie will be good. I was in when I saw the trailer, and yes they are all clearly too fricking old for every part except Tina. But a reddit style "Wow, just wow" means I'm right. If someone says that, be on the opposite side of whatever they say, and you will be sitting pretty.
Borderlands 3 every female looked ugly as sin, and that was by design so no one would make porn of them. The same thing is happening with the movie, hire old women and kids that look like goblinas so no one will fap to them. This is the future of gaming.
why are people so obsessed with the 3 men 1 woman comedy action adventure movie set in a fantasy land? There's like 100 of these things now
people aren't obsessed with it, Hollywood is just so creatively bankrupt that they turn every functional script into a bland formula that gets repeated a hundred times with only the most minor alterations
even the first sonic movie was every generic "guy with cartoon mascotte reverse isekai" shit, i even called how the design of eggman they spammed in the trailer was gonna be post credit bait amd nothing else.
i wish they never changed the design, games being raped by hollywood wouldn't be a thing. all they learned from sonic was "make it superficially resemble the product".
seriousoy it is insane how the perception of the movie did a 180 just for the design alone
That's the way it's been since Wizard of Oz
Don't call out the "4 Black folk in a row" crowd, we have them currently nicely contained
gonna be shit
calling it now
causal normie game from the trash 360 era no one cares
The frick are you talking about? We had to twist peoples’ arms to even look at the original at the store. It wasn’t till Clap Trap became a meme in Poker Night that Big Bang Theory people sought it out.
What's wrong with it? Borderlands has always been cringe
This. Things can only go up at this point.
>Implying the series has bottomed out
Oh, dear, sweet anon
you think it hasn't?
3 was so bad that I got it for free on EGS and STILL thought it was a waste of my time and ended up giving up shortly after I got to the fricking awful city area
Anything you think that would make it worse just seems redundant, like if you got served shit on a plate and then they pissed on top of it, it was already a plate of shit, what does it matter that the shit is made worse?
3 had somewhat decent gunplay and gun variety. But that's it. Everything else around it is fricking shit. Especially visibility in multiplayer. "Reduce effects of other players" should be mandatory in every single fricking multiplayer game nowadays.
3 took away my favorite Vladof pistols, the Anarchists. Miss this little homie like you wouldn't believe.
I hated Borderlands before it was cool to hate Borderlands.
One of the weirdest miscasts I've seen in years.
i thought this game franchise ended like 5 years ago? now they are remaking it? frick
not really, they recently teased borderlands 4
Debra Wilson was booked that week for the usual redhead adaptation.
When has Debra ever played a character that is meant to be a redhead?
thank god they didn't ruin Maya. Would've been Helen Mirren
She's not in the cast? This is just a preview for the real trailer after all
there's no maya in the IMBD cast list
moxi fits
but why is everyone else old
Id understand if it was bl2 adaptation but its not
>but why is everyone else old
whoever was doing the casting loves GILFs
>moxi fits
>handsome jack is suppose to be into grandmas
no anon, she's suppose to look young while being old
>Id understand if it was bl2 adaptation but its not
It is not BL1 either, since Lilith has her BL2 haircut, there are Craig and Tiny Tina.
She fits Borderlands 3 Moxxi after Gearbox bogged her.
>top shelf
Whiskey should be 40 years old, not the women
WTF DID THEY DO TO HER
JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE *THAT*??
>imagine
They should have had Arnold playing Brick with a heavy accent.
amazing
>best girl gets left out of a film that makes all the women grannies
Mayabros won for the first time since BL3
>Moxxi fits
You do realize Moxxi is supposed to still look fairly young and hot yes? She was a cougar, not a drag queen.
Moxxi was old as frick
We don't know how old she was, but even in spite of that she looked young for her age.
Yes and yet in the game she still didn't look like the female version of "IT".
>Mother of 4 kids meaning that vegana is busted
>Was "clan wife" to the Hodunks meaning that she was the clan ride for everyone, even Tector.
>Ellie was Moxxi's first kid, and since this is Gearbox we can assume Moxxi was 18 because you can't go below the age of consent, even in space
>We know that Ellie is the older sister to Scooter and Scooter himself is in his young 20's meaning Ellie is in her mid to late 20's
>It's been 12 years between Borderlands 1 and 3
>So Moxxi's age is 18 + [25 through 29] +12, putting her roughly between 55-59 years old.
GILF
>meaning that vegana is busted
Scooter explicitly states that Lucky ruined his mama's girl parts so we can assume that her vegana was fine after four kids
nigri was the best moxi. Legendary booba
isn't jamie lee curtis like 80 now?
basically, she's 65.
Jesus christ. I genuinely thought she was like 70-80. Why the frick does she look so old? My mother is a year younger and doesn't look half as old as her
>characters look relatively young
>characters played by grannies irl
?????
Grim
You really cant blame Young Girls for going onlyfans if Hollywood just keep using grannies and blackies
You can tell immediately that this is a gay man film production, everything about it betrays the overt homosexuality of its production team.
>people will pay to watch this slop
yeah, just like madame web and the marvels
>70 old ex- hot woman
I don't enjoy this.
>Hart/Black
Doa.
Did the edit out Bobby Lee? Or is he in.
Also I have zero interest in watching it.
I swear I've seen him for a split second in the trailer
what a shitfest
the fricked up the casting
wheres brick and mordecai?
too white to be in the movie, you'll get krieg and that's it
Too many white characters already, they've spent their quota.
Did cate blanchett always look like that? she looks hideous
yeah, she's 54
the last time i saw her was in thor ragnorok and she was 46 then
>lilith is ugly as frick
>also as one of the only "magic" wielders in the universe she doesn't fricking use any in the trailer and just shoots guns
>tanith is a grandma (?)
>roland is alive for some reason
>also they took a comedian actor to play the most serious character in the borderlands bunch
>tiny tina is not a crazy little b***h but more of an annoying instagram "gamer girl"
what the frick is this
is alive for some reason
Roland doesn't until the second game.
Yes, but everyone else is old as frick, so this is definitely supposed to be taking place even after BL3
No, it takes during 1 over after 1 or they just add TinyTina because she is a "fan favorite".
So it's an absolute clusterfrick abomination and has absolutely nothing to do with the games except the title. My bad for trying to find any traces of logic in movie adaptations
>most serious character
Also tallest of all cast. Kevin Heart is polar opposite of Roland.
cate is going to be nude like she always does
Oldpeoplelands, a post apocalyptic movie, coming to YOU, this summer!
>Kevin Hart Roland
I'm not watching this garbage.
Guess he's going to play Tiny Roland
Why does Hollywood hate casting young white women?
People liked Lilith because she was the hot redhead lol. Like that was literally her only redeeming character trait. Take that away and all you're left with is a Mary Sue who is also kind of a raging b***h.
>take that away
they didn't though, Cate Blanchett is one of the most beautiful women of our times
Cool but Lilith isn't 50+
My wife pointed out that it looks like a family road trip comedy
your prostitute wife better take that back, don't compare this to family road trip comedies kinos. Are we there yet is a significantly better film
>Netflix
what's the bottom suppose to be?
The Netflix adaption that just got released.
i wont lie suki was really hot without the facepaint on in the show
Is that the one youtube guy who tells stories about what happens when people eat batteries?
oh my god, was that suppose to be avatar?
Got released today.
Appaprently is kinda meh, One Piece was a fluke, I guess.
>One Piece had creator look over it
>ATLA had creators leave
When will they learn?
One Piece was shitful
what a garbage opinion. live action One Piece was a perfect adaptation.
>One Piece was a perfect adaptation
>frick up Garp
nah, it was shit
>perfect adaptation
lol
lmao
I doubt such a thing even exists
it happened once, and only once
Wasn't that difficult. The comic is a pulp noir with some over the top action scenes but nothing incredible dfficult. Point it today would be unadaptable because they would clear all violence against women and all the pedo stuff.
>Wasn't that difficult.
according to robert rodriguez, it was a nightmare convincing the suits that a complete green screen direct adaptation was a good idea
Wasn't that difficult on a pure "do the thing" like actors, dialogues, stunts etc.
ENTER
this movie is irreplaceable, i have it on vhs and watch it still on occasion
While it is the closest
>PG13
>Liu Kang haz a brother who's and doesn't want to fight
>Sub Zero and Scorpion are basically zombies
>Because of issues with the puppet Goro is barely in the movie and has fight scenes that amount to throwing a punch
>because they added to the Reptile fight later Johnny just disappears for a few minutes
Also while not true to the games at the time people did like the follow changes so much they became canon so am not gonna count them as flaws even if technically are.
>Kano wasn't Australian at time
>Sonya/Johnny
MK's plot is a bit hard to adapt, but what they did seemed fine to me even when I was younger.
>PG13
Film execs KNEW that tons of kids played MK. There was no hope for something R-rated, unfortunately.
The MK cartoons are generally trash from what I remember.
Not a fan of Kombat Time?
I'm talking specifically about the cartoon I remember from the '90s. But I also remember having the MK Journey Begins VHS, too.
https://archive.org/details/mk-animated-1995
REPTILE
Fricking great movie with a top tier sound track. The only thing it did wrong was not having Scorpion and Subzero fight
lmao i couldn't make it past the first 2 minutes the cringe was unbearable
live action One Piece has the exact same amount of cringe as the anime
cringe is and common in anime, but gets potentiated in live action.
Fighting with a sword in your mouth is moronic and they had trouble reproducing this in live action
Here's your fire nation hotties, anon.
Beach episode when?
Does Azula use a fricking Bow...? Isn't she like one of the strongest fire benders in the entire nation?
it's not like she can throw fireballs and lightning
oh wait
When I was a kid I had a crush on Ty Lee. Kids who watch this will not have a crush on Ty Lee, and I think that's a bit tragic.
Why are they obese?
Shouldnt Azule look like a baddass fit girl? She was literally the original Juri
lol now im imagine lil chubby azula winning the fight against ang and the crew
>"she's too fast"
Is the guy on the right supposed to be Sokka?
>fat Azula
Lol
>fat Azula
>slightly less fat Tay Lee
>troony Mei
>stunning Suki
Sukichads, we won.
>the original cast already checks racial quotes so they cast fat actors to meet body weight quotes
dios mio
Tell me suki on the top image is real and not some ai shit because i'll make her the mother of my kids.
There's no Suki on that image, it's the fire nation trio. And yes top is AI generated.
One day we'll be able to AI filter the entire original series to look like top. It will be the only way to ever get an unpozzed live action at the cost of defeating the point of an adaptation in the first place.
i refuze to believe this
muh azula 🙁
>the hot guy all the girls want to have sex with
They are also dropping Kataang and going to push Zutara.
Jiroh looking alright at least.
Goofy ahh egg looking mfer. Did Ozai mistake him for an egg and try to hard boil him in this version?
motherfrickers I was doing everything in my power to not look up anything from the live action show and leave it until it's dead.
don't have to thank me
Netflixslop doesn't even deserve piracy
>perfect
LMFAO
Why does bottom look like one of those AI-animated photos
FRICK SAKE
She also doesn't have her blue flames yet for some reason.
This shit is hilarious to me. They had budget AND the original writers and creators of a universally beloved series. All they had to do was leave it alone, and they fricked it so hard that the writers left again. It's like legend of Korra all over again. I'm literally just here to watch this fail.
>this will cost hundreds of millions of dollars and will absolutely bomb for being dogshit
Death of shameless adaptations can't come soon enough
How many bombs need to be dropped before the suits realize this doesn't make money?
they would need to go bankrupt to stop doing this shit
Until shares start tanking and they get booted out.
So load up the B-52, we've got more coming in
I'm not excited for any of these. Is that me getting old or being burned out by all these shitty movies? Fall Guy is the only one that looks like it'd interest me.
Nah, shit is just worse because you're used to better things. Same goes for vidya. There's that occasional game that will make me want to play it for at least 10h/day but that only happens once or twice a year nowadays, unfortunately.
>Twisters
>Sequel to Twister but with two tornados.
I'm so tired of this world... suicide seems like a more compelling option every day.
>Gladiator, Beetlejuice, Twister, Inside Out sequels
To be fair, Burton wanted to do a Beetlejuice sequel in the 80s, he's just finally been able to do it. That being said, if it isn't Beetlejuice Does Hawaii, it can frick off.
>Kingdom of the Realm of the Plains of the World of the Empire of the Planet of the Apes
>Ghostbuster FR
for real for real
>Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga
>Imaginary
>A Quiet Place: Day One
>Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes
>Longlegs
>Monkey Man
>Immaculate
They do, though. Look at the highest-grossing movies for pretty much any year and it’ll be almost all sequels and adaptations. People don’t want to spend money on shit they don’t know, and when an original movie does do well like Avatar it’s basically just there to kick off a new franchise with more sequels down the line.
Obviously not every adaptation is a winner, but it’s still the safer bet for studios than doing something new.
And how many bombs need to be dropped before you understand they don't need money to go on because "someone" is funding them with infinite money?
you think they're that naive?
these things aren't profit driven anon...
How many times do they need to blatantly ignore feedback and criticism before you realize this isn't about making money?
How many times do we have to tell you about Zionism before you realize it's a grave threat to western civilization and culture that even the FBI acknowledges?
The West is going to die if all israelites will frick off to live in a small middle eastern country?
Figure out who run and are responsible for corruption of the entertainment industry first.
It pisses me off that the people in charge of flops-in-the-making projects like this and others like it will still get paid millions of dollars regardless of how badly they flop, and then will go on to lead future projects that also cost 100+ million dollars and also will flop because they didn't learn a single lesson from the failures of their previous flops.
Meanwhile, some of us won't even be able to make a million dollars in an entire lifetime. Life is just so unfair.
People who worked as a cameraman or best boy on a major flop will never get hired again, but for some reason that doesn't apply to actors, writers, directors, or suits who were actually responsible for the flop.
Oh yeah, the average working class people get fricked. Can't put flops on your resume if you're just a low level worker, I guess.
But seriously, look at this clip:
Someone got paid (probably a six digit paycheck) for writing this fecal matter. He probably spent like 5 minutes writing this shit up. And he still got paid.
Also, someone got paid (also probably a six digit paycheck or maybe even a seven digit paycheck) for approving this fecal matter and directing it on screen.
And someone got paid (also probably a six digit paycheck or maybe even a seven digit paycheck) for producing this fecal matter.
looks like soulless garbage
at least resident evil was cringe kino
Her terrible plastic surgeon is the only winner out of all this.
>tina gets piss in her mouth in trailer
i hate israelites so goddamn much
It's not the israelites this time, or at least not only them, it's Randy. Motherfricker admitted to having a piss fetish on Twitter of all things, something about a watersports video that "looked like magic" to him. There was also something about a USB drive that may or may not have contained piss porn, there were rumors that it was even CP, but that was never confirmed.
Randy just inserted his piss fetish in the Borderlands movie.
He even pissed on a tiny Black person, the absolute degenerate.
Utterly fricking baffling. Does anyone care about Borderlands in 2024? This casting makes no sense.
Cate Blanchett is a dommy mommy
>Cate Blanchett is a dommy grandmommy
why are the ages so fricked lmao
every woman is over 50
why is the red head woman so old? That One piece live action Nami would have been perfect
>why is the red head woman so old?
the original borderlands game came out 2009, so that's probably when they planned to make this too, and when they signed up the actress they were 15 years younger than they are now, and then it got stuck in production hell
this came to me in a dream btw
so tiny tina actress was suppose to be a baby when she was cast?
no, she didn't exist in borderlands 1
so the movie actually started after BL2 to make sense
The difference is Oda actually cares about One Piece and they had to try to ever get a shot at the IP from him. They couldn't just shit in his face and cast 80 year old woman. On the other hand I don't think anyone at Gearbox ever loved Borderlands in the first place, so it's free game. Media is not made for and audience any more.
>the only reason we managed to have a young red head woman is thanks to a nip
based
>Nami's sister is a nog.
Oda doesn't give a shit about the adaptation.
he was busy at the time fricking his wife/drawing one piece/being in the hospital
can't micro manage the entire casting process
Well that's not micro manage considering something about the thing that made you someone is airing on the biggest platform in the world. I hate authors that have no respect for their own creation but considering shit after the timeskip i suppose i should have seen that coming.
Good news- borderlands was always shit
holy frick this looks so bad
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Cate Blanchett is way too fricking old to play Lillith. Also, didn't she frick Roland? Isn't Roland supposed to be dead before Tiny Tina is relevant?
They had to have Tiny because she's a "fan favorite."
How much you want to bet it will be exactly like this?
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We've finally reached the era where they've run out of good stuff to ruin so now they're going to just start making the shit even shittier. Borderlands was ALWAYS goyslop, from the very beginning.
>"LOL, I GUESS THAT JUST HAPPENED!!!!
>IM A ROBOT PROGRAMMED TO BE HAPPY BUT I REALLY WANT TO KILL MYSELF!!!!
>LOLZORS LOOK AT THAT MIDGET RIDING A MONSTER WOWIE ZOWIE THIS IS WACKY
If you ever liked borderlands you're part of the problem.
The only good thing i can see for this is that Randy is going to be b***hing on twitter when it bombs
God that looks horrendous
i'd expect him to be used to his things bombing
Looks fine to me, there's nothing to ruin about Borderlands.
Well, it wasn't a good game at first Randy stole visuals from some youtuber then he spent money on a sequel instead of colonial marines. I has a charm but it was buried with millennial humor
I’m not even gonna watch the trailer for that, but I will give my unsolicited two cents and say that Cate Blanchett is an extremely strange casting choice for Lilith. I only rented that game for a weekend but don’t seem to remember that character being in her fifties.
>90 year old lilith
WHY DOES SHE LOOK LIKE XBOX KID
Lilith in Borderlands 1 was 27. Borderlands 2 takes place 5 years after 1, so Lilith is 32 in BL2. BL3 is 7 years after BL2, so Lilith is 39, 40 then.
SO WHY DOES MOVIE LILITH LOOK LIKE A 54 YEAR OLD WOMAN?
its borderlands what did you expect?
it doesn’t look bad, seems like they’re using decent CGI for it, but why is everyone so old lole.
why does lilith have the chud mouth lines
How did they frick up her tattoo? It's literally a core feature of her character and being a Siren. That tattoo goes up her neck and are on her throat and collarbone.
anon do you really think the director knows or gives a shit what a siren is?
maybe they're doing some whacky shit and have the climax of the story be her getting her siren powers
That sounds so awful that they might do that.
>the shitty badly written action game makes a shitty badly written movie
...Yeah?
What about everything else? Bandits look pretty good except for Boss Bungo who looks too clean, his armor should show signs of wear and tear. Bandit technicals and outrunners look fine, Crimson Lance looks funny, like costume budget ran out. Guns are kinda inconsistent, they range from larp props like what Tiny Tina has to the decent-ish bandit guns in bottom right.
the whole thing looks like budget Mad Max from 2015, it's amazing that nothing came close to the movie and it's already 9 years old
If they can't get the main characters right then I'm not gonna care about other shit.
>I'm a victim of some agenda if I pretend to be hard enough!
>Castlevania kino
>Devil May Cry kino
>Fallout kino
>now Borderlands kino
Real gamerchads can't stop winning
Does "kino" mean shit?
You're a fake gamer
I am not a "gamer" at all, I play video games but I am not a b***h.
i welcome AIslop if this what "highly qualified humans" shit out
maybe this is their plan all along
Looks pretty good to me
why do popular, normal celebs get involved in video games?
Halo tv show looks like a perfectly casted master piece compared to this abomination. What were they thinking?
Cast him
the rock but you have to cast him and do principle photography in the next 6 months since 75% of his bloodstream is anabolic steroids right now, he might pop like a balloon any day
It looks like a movie directed by Pedo Gunn.
I'm calling it now. Movie will be good. I was in when I saw the trailer, and yes they are all clearly too fricking old for every part except Tina. But a reddit style "Wow, just wow" means I'm right. If someone says that, be on the opposite side of whatever they say, and you will be sitting pretty.
Just realized something.
Borderlands 3 every female looked ugly as sin, and that was by design so no one would make porn of them. The same thing is happening with the movie, hire old women and kids that look like goblinas so no one will fap to them. This is the future of gaming.
I thought liberals loved porn.
>a movie retelling the plot of BL1 with characters from BL2 and designs from BL3
dude this movie is going to suck lmao