Wow Monster Hunter fans are vocal about the new Rise update and they are not happy

They're discontented with the way Capcom is handling things and the whole russian malware. I guess they were holding out hope for a DRM free game after the Denuvo removal. There's even a petition that's garnered thousands of signatures to have the Enigma Protector removed. Obviously that wont happen but it shows how unhappy they are.

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    oh, i thought it was about how fricking awful the Hunting Horn is in Rise

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Works on my machine

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are all Deck owners such a sad little sack of shit?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      They thought they were buying into the ultimate freedom (a linux pc) but it turned out to be the most limiting form of computer there is (a handheld console). I'd be pissy too

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        but it turns out they DID buy the ultimate freedom (from shitty games)
        if it doesn't work on linux it's a garbage game by even worse developers and there are no exceptions to this rule

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Except you can still just emulate Rise on Switch and it will work perfectly fine. Stop defending moronic companies doing moronic anti-consumer things you fricking brownnosing subhuman. You're lower IQ than my fricking cat.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      They are based. They fricking destroy lazy corporations. Keep at it deckies!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      A slice of Nintendo mentality.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      They finally realised that buying BRAND handheld didn't magically make them "feel like a kid again" like shills on twitter were saying about the switch in 2017 so they project their outrage to cope

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's some huge level of projection.

        Anon trained years in the hyperbolic time chamber

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's ok anon. I'm sure playing the exact same games everyone else can play but without a keyboard is a super special experience. Please make sure to tip Gabe for his amazing one of a kind proprietary tablet.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    good. stay out. I for one think the more seething this causes pc coomer homosexual trannies, the better.
    MH:Wilds is shaping out to be great already simply by this alone.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    glad P.a.l.world isnt like this

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      palworld test

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      palworld test

      Stop

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        i was just seeing if there was a filter or not

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          There isn't, he's doing it to get around people locally filtering the word because he's spamming it in every single thread.

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Forgot about this pasta

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mods will actually banned you for 3 months if you post that pasta on Ganker.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mods will actually banned you for 3 months if you post that pasta on Ganker.

      What pasta?

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's funny how steamcucks have more moral integrity than Gankerirgins. Ganker seemingly loves Russian malware with administrator privileges in their old games.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nice review bomb raid by snoys who didn't play the game

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Enigma is russian malware but the games don't launch with administrator privileges. You have to authorize even signed apps with UAC to have admin privileges.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It installs with admin privileges

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ganker is full of Russian and Chinese bots.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      cute butt

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      cute butt

      Hello there

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        ssssniiifiiiiiiifiiiiiiiiiiiiiifffffffffff

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Activate your windows, Hans.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    But why was it made? The game's already cracked.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick you that's why

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      because they are removing denuvo and some dumb suit wants DRM in there, even if it's ineffective crap

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    How long until they remove these reviews for review bombing?

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    If I was Capcom I'd never publish on PC again. Ungrateful pricks

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Issue fixed in less than a day
    Are troonix and deckies literally the chinks of tech?

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    But when is Capcom implementing the Gun Sword from Lost Planet 2 as a new weapon class?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You will never be a real meme

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's still real to me damn it

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I appreciate you

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fricking Palworld bots are doing this to make their game look better

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >cant even pirate windows correctly
    yeah im not listening to anything you say

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Quick QRD?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      They removed denuvo but added enigma
      Now the game doesnt run

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        But the game is already cracked???

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Capcom isn't doing this for piracy it's about DLC, the reason why capcom has been throwing a tantrum about mods is because people can make their own cosmetics instead of buying capcoms paid ones, just wait until capcom finds out about Bethesda paid mods.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Capcom isn't doing this for piracy it's about DLC
            What does any of that have to do with malware

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              enigma is a russian made "DRM" malware. not even a reputable russian company but an unknown one

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    irm https://massgrave.dev/get | iex

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought this game was shit can I get a refund now and pretend it's a Steam Deck issue?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I tried it with 400 hrs on record and they denied it

      • 5 months ago
        Boco

        Low IQ. Christ.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          What's your problem?

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This only affects linux cucks, don't care

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Slave
      >This only affects free people. I don't care

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anything programmed by a r*ssian is malware until proven otherwise.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Half it sector is filled by eastern Slavs, the other is by Indians. Most things you use are a malware following your obscene logic.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Most things you use are a malware following your obscene logic.
        Yes. Nearly every proprietary software is meant to either gather your data or mine your PC directly.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        > Most things you use are a malware following your obscene logic.
        Yes, we already know all chrome/electron/unity based products are telemetry riddled spyware.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Steam is electron now

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            It has been for a few years, you just didn't notice it because it was an old version that still supported win7.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rise had Denuvo+VMProtect up until this update hit. VMProtect is Russian. So if you played Rise AT ALL you've run Russian "malware" on your system.

      Also most AAA games use VMProtect, so you've ran Russian "malware" if you've played any big game released in the last decade.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is their website
        https://www.enigmaprotector.com/

        Straight out of 2004 lmao. REALLY trustworthy.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          you better not trust it. stay out. tell your xisters to do the same.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >So if you played Rise AT ALL you've run Russian "malware" on your system.
        Fricking hell how deep does this rabbit hole go? I will dualboot into a entire games-only partition or just buy a PS5 at this point.

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Steam will just hide all of these reviews since it is a review bomb

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh no
    >Slaps off-topic to timeline
    Anyways

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Slaps off-topic on timeline
      >Adds a little asterisk to the review score
      >Click on it
      >Brings up all the reviews labeled off-topic
      >All of them mention the problem
      >Does not ever go away even when it's not longer recent

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        That sounds worse than just doing nothing

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Windows activion watermark
    Anon it's piss easy to crack it, stop being lazy.

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    How bad does it actually affect Steam Deck performance?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >How bad does it actually affect Steam Deck performance?
      100% impact

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It literally does not run anymore

        Steam Deck's OS is based on Linux. And Linux refuses to run malware, that's why it doesn't work. Same with all the Kernel Level Anti-Cheat.
        One of the reasons why there are so few viruses for Linux

        Steam Deck's OS is based on Linux. And Linux refuses to run malware, that's why it doesn't work. Same with all the Kernel Level Anti-Cheat.
        One of the reasons why there are so few viruses for Linux

        Oh holy frick, that's way worse than I thought.
        Damn that's a bummer, I see why people would be pissed.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          stay pissed. stay out.
          based capcom making troony coomer gays seethe.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            What propels someone to defend russian DRM in their old games that are already cracked anyways?

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              a hate for coomer trannies n homosexuals. which is what 99.99% of modders consist of.
              stay out.
              also, works on my machine.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            a hate for coomer trannies n homosexuals. which is what 99.99% of modders consist of.
            stay out.
            also, works on my machine.

            I can only imagine the shit you'd type up if you were on the receiving end.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              I wouldn't be on the other end since its fricking stupid buying and playing a game while planning to change the creators vision. wtf is the point? if I dont like a game as is I wont play it. simple as.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                the creator's vision of having me pay $3 irl to change my in game character (it has no other effect on my save file)

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                stay the frick out then you dumb homosexual. best way to show your disapproval is to not give them ANY attention.
                you get what you fricking deserve you dim witted moron.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                the creator's vision of making their games completely unplayable by removing their multiplayer functionality and providing no alternatives

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                it works on my machine. flawless.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Please go ahead and show yourself playing MH1, MHG, MH Dos, MH Tri, or MH Frontier on capcom official servers right now
                >but 3U
                i said tri not 3u

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                What's your point?
                Why would I play these old ass clunky games?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                do you think that, when capcom sat down and made these games, the devs thought "I hope in 20 years half or all of their content will be completely inaccessible"
                was this their vision
                was it their vision to make iceborne run significantly worse than base world by making it check thousands of times per second for an error and do nothing else because that error crashes the game

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                you need to have a nice day. thats my vision.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                motherfricker who fricking cares about those games. doubt capcom is going after that. as always you trannie homosexuals cannot help yourself but be disingenuous Black folk.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Wait are the wiiu servers still up?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                until april, yes

                you need to have a nice day. thats my vision.

                i hope you have a great day

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It literally does not run anymore

        Steam Deck's OS is based on Linux. And Linux refuses to run malware, that's why it doesn't work. Same with all the Kernel Level Anti-Cheat.
        One of the reasons why there are so few viruses for Linux

        You cant even play it on deck anymore. Still listed as Verified though

        are you guys acting dumb on purpose or does it come naturally?
        they fixed that shit in a single day

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It literally does not run anymore

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Steam Deck's OS is based on Linux. And Linux refuses to run malware, that's why it doesn't work. Same with all the Kernel Level Anti-Cheat.
      One of the reasons why there are so few viruses for Linux

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You cant even play it on deck anymore. Still listed as Verified though

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      steam added a proton hotfix last night
      before, I couldn't launch it all, after I have a bit more stuttering than I did before but perfectly playable
      this is on my desktop, not sure how the deck is doing

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, yes, horrible BUT

    Sex with Yomogi, Komitsu and Chichae

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      paedo energy

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Palworld>Monster Hunter

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    How does Russian malware affect you personally?

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Too bad most sales are on consoles so nobody cares.
    They shout settle down or they will get a delayed release again.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      In 2022, total console gaming market sales amounted to 28.6 billion U.S. dollars, compared to 42.9 billion U.S. dollars generated by the worldwide PC gaming market.

      https://www.statista.com/statistics/292460/video-game-consumer-market-value-worldwide-platform/

  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's such a cheap crapware that we could literally buy our very own Enigma® Protector™

  30. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish people would get mad about shit like this but I'm sure everyone forgets this after a day or two of review bombing. Just wait for the next capcom sale and nobody even remembers this.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I will. Dont own Sunbreak
      Now I will just pirate it instead of wait for a better discount

  31. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't care if it works on 'nix now, I still don't trust shady r*ssian software vendors.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You've been using Russian software all your life NAFO troony

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        good morning sirs

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          yes, le indians protecting capcom.
          stay out sir. do not redeem sir. stay out!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      good. stay out. tell your xisters to do the same.
      tell them to never play a capcom game again.
      STAY OUT!

  32. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not a problem on the Switch

  33. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I bought the Switch version when it first came out and got bored during the HR climb to Allmother Narwa and dropped the game, so I don't have to deal with Russian malware if I ever want to go back to it.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      S T A Y O U T

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I can pop the cart in and play whenever I want 🙂

  34. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Never underestimate Capcom's ability to shoot themselves in the foot.

  35. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did they at least fix the save deleting bug?

  36. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    is the HR kulve taroth quest also on a rotation?

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