>w*stoid waifu design

>w*stoid waifu design

Yikers!

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hey, you're the one calling her your waifu.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >spidercat pet-wives aren't real

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >picks the abomination instead of the half-elf or succubus
    sounds like a (you) problem

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Haha OP you idiot, why didn't you decide to frick
      >literal psychotic murderer who will 100% cut off your dick and suck out the blood to get herself off
      or
      >demon succubus who will probably suck your soul out of your dick on accident, or drive you crazy from lust

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That UI looks sweet

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Normal haircut on the portrait
    >Stupid mohawk on the 3D render
    What were they thinking?

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Camellia is a miracle of the universe and best girl.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why is she so perfect Gankerros?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You shouldn't make characters too realistic, games are meant for escapism. Making a woman that similar to real life modern women is just depressing, like you can't escape them no matter where you go.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >she does something dumb
    >force her to suck your dick as "punishment"
    game was based

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm trying to redeem her or something as a NG Angel but I hate having to be a giant dick to Lann.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I did exactly that same playthrough. I was a Sarenrae Paladin/Oracle of Redemption Angel

      You can literally never redeem her. At the very end of her quest she tells you to drink blood, if you're romancing her. Refusing ends the relationship. Friendship never even has an option to try redeeming her, romancing her and scolding her does nothing and only drags you down with her. Just back out and stop being mean to Lann, bro.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Can I just make her my personal wienersleeve instead while romancing someone else? Seems like she's into being dominated.

        Also into my otherwise good MC doing some dark shit on the side while outwardly presenting a heroic persona.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >You can literally never redeem her
        You quite literally can redeem her. Btw, you reasoning is pants on head moronic
        >hiring an obviously vile and evil character instead of obviously honorable character as a fricking paladin of Sarenrae is totally acceptable
        >but doing something morally dubious to share the pain of said beloved causes your emotional breakdown

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >You quite literally can redeem her.
          Post proof.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I never felt bad about it, he was a fricking moron. He thought that just because you could show of a glorified sparkler powers, you would be able to storm the maze that their people couldn't escape for decades and beat an actual demon. The only reason you could escape with him was because you were the main character of a video game and you had plot armor, it would have been suicide otherwise.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >The only reason you could escape with him was because you were the main character of a video game
        And Lann was wise enough to identify that. Stay salty.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Never mind the fact that he's a Zen Archer, which is turbo fricking gay

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Zen archer is a good base. Lots of thing to branch off into.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Just make him a cleric, ez-pz. His domain sucks but he's still better than Sosiel and 3 ZA levels means he can shoot bows just fine in back line while not casting

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nenio

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i don't know they gave her that moronic mohawk, shes fine otherwise

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Still using imperials for range
    Yikers indeed

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is literally a monster girl, therefore based.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nice potions, babe.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i'm literally fricking every single npc that fell in love with my character
    >fricked wenduag
    >fricked daeran
    >fricked camellia
    >on my way to frick arueshalae
    my dick has no bounds

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    At least it just looks like they failed to do something more beautiful, as opposed to intentionally trying to make something ugly which for some reason is how most modern (western) games end up coming across as.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Best companion and romance

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Where the hell are you getting +122 damage on a bow?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I just got it from the artists Twitter but it's some vital strike build with the whole shebang of buffs.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >numbers that small

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wtf?

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wizard, Sorcerer, or Arcanist for the main character, bros? I want to summon monsters and blow shit up.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      summons in WotR suck dick unless you're on normal, even with all the items they got. It's sad.
      You CAN blow shit up, though! This is on Unfair after the bolster fix on a regular sorc with Zippy Magic (i.e. I am not optimized for rays because I only use them on bosses)

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >summons in WotR suck dick unless you're on normal, even with all the items they got. It's sad.
        should add that while Owlcat does a great job overall, I don't know why summons don't scale with difficult. Even IWD and BG 2 do this.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        For all intents and purposes, clerics make for better summoners, though you shouldn't bother because Summon spells suck ass since they don't benefit from the general stat bloat.
        Because of this their only use is to swarm a strong enemy and die in one hit so you don't die in one hit yourself.
        Sorcerer on Azata path with Zippy magic makes for one of the strongest blasters.

        Sorcerer if you know what you're doing, wizard if you don't. Arcanist get shit casting and if you want exploits just go Exploiter Wizard.

        Alright, looks like I'm probably rolling a Sorcerer. Would a Sage Sorcerer be better to get the knowledge and lore skills (Oblate Healer), or go traditional Sorcerer for CHA and Persuasion? Or at that point, should I just roll a Wizard? I would rather have all the knowledge/lore skills, but I don't know if persuasion checks can be done by the other members of your party in dialogue.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Sage is just fine because he gets one of the best bloodlines on top of lots of skills. CHA sorcerers have the advantage of dipping into scaled fist monk, but you probably weren't planning to do that.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Or go Empyreal Sorcerer (WIS caster) and take the Oblate Acolyte background to make Persuasion checks with WIS. You won't have great knowledge skills but your Lore and Persuasion will be through the roof. If you have skill points left at least take Knowledge World since many companions have Knowledge Arcane but not World. Also you could dip a level in Monk for WIS to AC.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Unless you are going Lich, go sage.
          Overwhelming mage is also decent.
          Also, summons are not for hurting, they are meat shields and for triggering fights. And they will serve till the end in that regard

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      For all intents and purposes, clerics make for better summoners, though you shouldn't bother because Summon spells suck ass since they don't benefit from the general stat bloat.
      Because of this their only use is to swarm a strong enemy and die in one hit so you don't die in one hit yourself.
      Sorcerer on Azata path with Zippy magic makes for one of the strongest blasters.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The best summoners are the ones with access to creeping doom, because that actually works.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The best summoners are classes with a permanent pet. Playing an Ecclesitheurge of Erastil in Kingmaker with CotW was a fricking joy, though I used him as a merc in Varnhold's Lot.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sorcerer if you know what you're doing, wizard if you don't. Arcanist get shit casting and if you want exploits just go Exploiter Wizard.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't expect a swarm that walks to get that much porn

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it's commissioned by one autist

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >make attractive looking fantasy race
    >everyone gets mad at you for just making boring ol' white people in face paint again
    >throw a little bit of Black/mongoloid skull genes
    >wow now it really feels like I'm playing an authentic tribal savage, my immersion is perfect

    it keeps happening

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >cha = 5
    People simp for this

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Dex 20
      Imagine

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >CON 14
      Not too bad, I'm open for using a paper bag.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Art
    Not bad, a little hampered by the realistic art clashing with the inhuman aspects but otherwise fine
    >Model
    WHY

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The portrait art of wotr looks like it was made by an amateur deviantart tier "artist" in comparison with kingmaker beautiful portrait art.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Kingmaker had a lead artist, Valeriy Vegera - who stopped freelancing after Kingmaker and went to work for CD Project. He did most (if not all) non-MC portraits, which is why they have a memorable coherent artstyle.
        WotR had a few different artists - some of them are decently good, some of them are shitters (like the guy who made Arue, Greybor and male Azata, and absolutely sucks at drawing faces). But the result is that your party is a mishmash of different artstyles of varying quality. And something like female Azata is objectively terrible.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Wish they actually used the original art for some, Staunton looks nothing like his AP appearance

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            i think that's a different Staunton

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Kingmaker had a lead artist, Valeriy Vegera - who stopped freelancing after Kingmaker and went to work for CD Project.
          Why? CD cuckject is fricking dead. No one will buy their shit now.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It was before Cyberpunk, and he was making art for their card game. So no, CD project was fricking alive.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Consoomers will eat Witcher 4 up and say thank you.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Here's the sauce

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Ah, so that's where the 5 CHA comes from

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          They don't really sell the mongrelmens appearance in the game

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >cha = 5
          People simp for this

          Cha is not only phisical appearance, the girl is a lunatic moron.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            An ugly lunatic moron. If cha weren't influenced by appearance Valerie cha would be lower than wenduag.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >weren't influenced
              I said NOT ONLY.
              And valerie for some fricking reason in kingmaker was like a stunning beauty. Remember when she said about the shitton of suitors that were distracted by her godly beauty?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It's Shelyn playing a cosmic joke on her

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I blame Paizo

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Every valerie portrait mod out there makes her actually look worse, you guys are tasteless morons. Her hair is intentionally silly but her face is pure divine beauty.

                Go mod some of the actually ugly companions and npcs in wotr. They are all awful tbh. Kingmaker portraits are perfection.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That's the alpha version, not a mod

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                face blind NPC lecturing on beauty lmao

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Should be a CHA bonus for looking like that

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >6 eyes so she can look at you with three times as much affection

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Removing the hood
    Frick, I didn't need to see that. She's supposed to be a disgusting evil b***h though, contrary to my beautiful wife, Camcam.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >is a traitor to her people
    > is a traitor to the people she betrayed her people to
    >waifu
    That's a yikes from me senpai.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Galfrey was the only good romance on that game because she's the only virgin the rest are gross turbo prostitute damaged goods pieces of shit.

    Wouldn't be in a good aligned party any of them.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >want to play the game
    >i fricking hate the gameplay that is real time with pause

    I'm so glad owlcat will make the w40k rpg being turn based

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      nobody tell him

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        There is a toggleable turn-based mode in the base game, you moron.

        Just play turn based then homosexual.
        Real time is handy when you want to blitz through easy low level encounters.

        enable turn based mode moron

        >how to look like a total moron, the post
        Good job.

        based turn based moron

        The game was DESIGNED to be real time with pause, the turn based slap on that they did fricking sucks, it's NOT THE SAME

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >moving the goalposts
          moron.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I played Kingmaker with only turn based mode, and it's good. It makes the combat infinitely more tactical and fun, though I heavily recommend the mod to nerf flanking into its tabletop state.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Not really, no. The game properly simulates standard/move/swift actions and works like tabletop would.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There is a toggleable turn-based mode in the base game, you moron.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Just play turn based then homosexual.
      Real time is handy when you want to blitz through easy low level encounters.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      enable turn based mode moron

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >how to look like a total moron, the post
      Good job.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      based turn based moron

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >based
        >based turn based
        >based turn based moron
        >turn based moron
        >based moron
        >moron
        There's so many layers, a thinking man's post

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Low level dude shoots someone with a plain non-magical arrow
    >Target explodes into a puddle of blood and bones

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Drop half orc to -1 HP
      >He walks around for a turn and explodes

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >western
    >waifu
    Mutually exclusive.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >b*goid waifu design
    Yikers!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Never played the Elden Ring (and probably never will), but I would marry the snek waifu in a heartbeat.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You wouldn't if a white person made her

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How important are Athletics and Mobility? Nobody in my party has them.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Actually unironically important.
      Failing mobility/athletic skill checks will lock you out of secret areas/shortcuts.

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How do you justify level dips lore-wise?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I know plenty of people who changed jobs into something completely unrelated.

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Yet another TWB obsessed with the west thread.

    Yawners.

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >waifu
    We're using that word as substitute for any female character now or are you a newbie?

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    For a moment I thought this was a mod someone made that put the Avatar catpeople in a D&D game.

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