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>Dread the models of Samus and the power suit themselves are at markedly different standing heights.
no

The Dread model actually has accurate proportions.

I didn't scale anything. You have to assume that the armor has high platforms for it to fit well. You are putting the models at the same reference height

Why is there a cannon sprouting from her hip?

>why would you compare two different bodies at the same height to compare their height
Fricking moron, holy shit.
What, do you think ZSS is walking around on her tip toes or something?

Why does that matter at all? If you have two women, one in heels and the other in heels as well, but one is taller, you don't "adjust for their height" or anything for comparisons, the other is just fricking taller dude.
ZSS in Dread still has heels as pictured here too. She's not as tall as her suit, that's just a simple fact, why is this such a point of contention for some of you? Is it tall girl fetish autism or something?
Fricking hell man.

sorry bro, you are moronic

Dipshit.

Not even remotely true, and funny you post the non-canon westoid shit too.
Samus isn't standing flat on her feet in Dread, she has heels as I already showed in my last post. If you take her heels out in ZSS she'd be even shorter than her power suit.
The power suit having raised feet doesn't fricking matter moron. You don't take a suit of knight armor and then have the person wearing it stand on their tiptoes to compare their height like your dumbass is doing, get some spatial awareness and even one ounce of logic in that subhuman brain of yours.

Were comparing Samus to her suit to show how she’d fit inside. If when inside of her suit she’s standing on platforms then that’s where you would place her feet. Not on the floor with the suits feet because then of fricking course she’s not going to line up with the suit. Because you’re incorrectly aligning her

That's not what's happening at all. Can you even read the chain?
>for Dread the models of Samus and the power suit themselves are at markedly different standing heights.
Why would I care about "her in the suit" when the discussion I've been in is comparing them separately? You and this other anon are beyond stupid or just actual ESLs, zero reading comprehension.

You sound like you can distinguish the taste between different men's buttholes.

You sound pretty homosexualy for thinking about gay shit like that unprompted.

Someone's mad their headcanon amazon fetish isn't being catered to it seems.

>westoid shit

Who the frick is Paul Weaver? That's art by Benimaru Itoh, a Japanese artist currently working at HAL who Nintendo has contracted to do official art and design work for several Nintendo properties, from Metroid to Mario to Pokemon to Star Fox, and plenty more. You dense motherfricker.

Paul Weaver was the author behind the Super Metroid Player's Guide, but he wasn't the artist for it. So yeah that guy really is a fricking idiot.

>muh Japanese artist
North American publication, it's not canon morons. Christ, so this is the point amazonhomosexuals are at now, literally grasping at straws.

>that's westoid shit
>"AKCHULLY LE JAPANESE ARTIST"
>okay but it's in a western publication so it doesn't matter
>U TYPE IN WAY I NO LIKEY
And you sound actually autistic, get diagnosed ASAP.

>is Japanese
>was specially commissioned by Nintendo Co., Ltd. a Japanese video game company, for Nintendo products
>said art appeared in just as much Japanese material as it does Western material
>westoid
Take your pills.

>"muh Japanese"
>was commissioned to do art in a western publication
>the artist is not part of the team behind Metroid whatsoever
>again, is in a western publication, which again, has no bearing on the canon of Metroid whatsoever, because the artist or his artwork is not any part of the team behind Metroid
>was entirely promo material
Not rocket science dipshit. Every other old gaming magazine had fan artists both western and eastern alike drawing art of characters that weren't theirs, and no one else tries to say that's canon depictions of the characters. Only braindead perpetually online amazon fetish homosexuals that keep trying to force their headcanon onto everyone else do this because they're desperate.

>no counterpoint
I accept your concession.

>commissioned by Nintendo
Still doesn't mean it's canon moron.
Look, this is from the lead artist for Xenoblade 2, commissioned for XB2 character's Smash announcement. Doesn't mean it's canon to Xenoblade or the Xeno series whatsoever.
>even though the other anon pointed out it's also in eastern publication.
That picture isn't dipshit. Japan had its own guidebook with its own artwork.
I've seen the same ol' song and dance from your ilk before though. Ever moving goalposts, ever deflecting, ever grasping at any semblance that your fetish is actually real in-game and in-universe and not just your schizophrenia taking over. It's gotten beyond tiresome having bandwagoners that have never touched a single Metroid game in their life repeating the "le Samus dommy mommy amazon!" meme ad nauseam.

>It doesn't count because... It just doesn't, okay?!?!
The amazon schizo comes out full throttle along with the assmad.
>no u
Sad.
What's even funnier is that artwork doesn't even try and make it believable she is actually wearing the suit, half of her upper arms aren't even in the upper arm parts of the power suit, and her forearm is where the elbow is. The anatomy is just completely fricked when mashed together.

I miss when Nintendo stuff didn't get instantly deemed irrelevant just because it came from NoA (This applies to entire Franchises too like Donkey Kong). I blame Splatoon for making the Nips heads get too big.

Deal with it then? Unless you have Sakamoto coming out explicitly stating that Samus is 6'3 herself it will always be headcanon. That Nintendo Power had a horrible localization of the Metroid 2 manual info anyway, which explicitly states the power suit itself is 6'3. Unfortunately for amazongays in-game models in Dread prove she is easily 5-6 inches shorter than the suit.
Amazongay tertiaries in this thread even admitting they don't care about canon over their headcanon, it's hilarious watching them recoil when other people point out their headcanon. Kind of like fatasses who call themselves fat and then get angry when other people call them fat.

>I pointed out my headcanon
I know.
>no u, u mad, not me!
Sad.
>Here's an image to raise your blood pressure even more, champ.
I only feel disgust, not anger.
>official material
Again, still waiting on a counterpoint to this
>Every other old gaming magazine had fan artists both western and eastern alike drawing art of characters that weren't theirs, and no one else tries to say that's canon depictions of the characters.
Not expecting one though, because you can't in good faith.

Kinda late to try and play it off as trolling after the legitimately assmad responses earlier, no?

Nah, I'll be giggling at how you sperged out over the way I mockingly wrote about you and your amazonhomosexual ilk
>GRRR YOU CAN'T WRITE THAT WAY, IT'S CHILDISH! GRRRRRRR!
I'm getting the faint whiff of a wannabe janny, smells like sweat and shit.

I'll gladly put images of gay shit into my filters.

I'll gladly put images of gay shit into my filters.

Oh yeah, still waiting on a response to this
>Every other old gaming magazine had fan artists both western and eastern alike drawing art of characters that weren't theirs, and no one else tries to say that's canon depictions of the characters.
by the way.

this is literally official nintendo art
the guy works for nintendo

>for Nintendo, works at Nintendo
Still doesn't mean it's actually canon for Metroid. A lot of artists in publications like Playstation Magazine also worked for Playstation too, doesn't mean their artwork is canon either. That's a massive cope.

NTA but doesn't Nintendo actually retcon that anyway? The outfit Samus wears under the power armor in Super Metroid looks nothing like that official art. Hell, Samus isn't even barefoot in Super Metroid like that art would have people believe.

That takes slightly more effort though. One would have to interpolate data by measuring pixel height between armor/2 piece Samus in Super Metroid to see if it lines up with the height of Samus and the power armor in the art, while adjusting the art since it's at a slight angle for perspective's sake.

Yeah.
Take Secret of Mana for example, this is not what the cast looks like at all, just because it was in an "official" Nintendo publication doesn't mean shit.

>It do-
It doesn't.
>acceptable quality
So now we're moving goalposts from "standards of accuracy", lmao
Quality =/= accuracy.
>But what you're arguing is that they could commission a drawing of Mario and Luigi and accept this when it comes to height.
They could.
>Like how difficult would it have been for Nintendo to say "Actually she's X feet tall. Please change that."
Nintendo barely interacted with the west until the last 10 years, moron.

Secret of Mana is not a Nintendo title.

It was released on Nintendo so for all intents and purpose its fine for this discussion, but it's amusing you point that out since it proves this other moron wrong conclusively.

This is why I said the various hoops to jump through in

That takes slightly more effort though. One would have to interpolate data by measuring pixel height between armor/2 piece Samus in Super Metroid to see if it lines up with the height of Samus and the power armor in the art, while adjusting the art since it's at a slight angle for perspective's sake.

. If the art is an accurate representation of Samus then all the key elements like eye height within the visor, actual height, arm length, etc. should all line up.

>No resources to back up your claims on Samus' height
I accept your concession. Proceed to indulge in your headcanon at your pleasure.

I have 1 source of info that Nintendo commissioned and approved of. You have 0. I know numbers can be tricky, but 1 is more than 0.

Point to me the source that says Samus isn't 6'3, sonny. Because there's many sources that indicate what Mario's color scheme is.
I said you type like a baby but you really do argue like a tiny child.

Inaccurate.

Sorry but official nintendo approved content disagrees. Nothing but the facts.

There's a difference between intentional artistic flair and a literal written out height. Flail for me some more please.

>Posting inaccurate info again

You can admit to your mistakes or not. It doesn't matter when I have the facts and you don't though. You really are flailing.

Car dealerships should hire you to replace those inflatable tube men with all the failing you do.

Not really. It's a game that Nintendo has nothing to do with short of it being on their system.
Metroid is a Nintendo IP. The artist is a Nintendo employee. Huge difference.

this is literally official nintendo art
the guy works for nintendo

The anon has half of a point. As an example, the 90s X-men animated series was made by Marvel commissioning animated studios all over Asia, from Japan to the Philippines, but at no point did any of that make it an anime.
Now with that said, the player's guide was commissioned by the North American branch of a Japanese company, so it's every bit Japanese as it is western.

He's just having a melty because there's material that disagrees with his headcanon.

>double heel
This doesn’t really bother like it does others, but I do find it bizarre how MercurySteam doubled-down and straight-up have Samus’ suit heels.

I’m not saying it’s bizarre they added them because it’s unrealistic, I’m saying it’s bizarre they added them because of how angry a lot of people have been about the Zero Suit’s heels ever since they added them in Other M. I personally think it’s kind of based how they added them to the Power Suit as well despite the baggage associated with them.

sorry bro, you are moronic

>Not the first post from this IP
>writes the same way
Come on now son, are you really gonna samegay this late little niglet? We've been over this already, you're wrong, she's shorter, deal with it.

>It's unpossible more than one anon disagrees with me!

>writes the exact same way
>isn't a new IP
>"muh platform shoes homie"
>"muh platform shoes homie"
>"muh platform shoes homie"
>"n-not a samegay"
That's cool and all, but Samus is still shorter.

>implying it's several other people but him
>wahhh nuGanker wahhh (You) farming
For all this crying you sure are partaking in the thing you're proclaiming is bad. That's a hell of a lot more "nu/v/" than anything I've done, these not-so-subtle grievances about the quality of discussion while actively ruining the quality of discussion. Too rich.
Samus is still shorter by the way.

I've been here for a while though, is your aspergers making you forget that, or are you really just that shit as reading the chain?
And one more time for good measure: Samus is not tall.

>going back to his shoe autism again
>still mad at me calling his samegayging out
Yes, I think anyone would say you have undiagnosed aspergers if you act like this in other situations.

>STILL going on about his shoe autism
And it STILL doesn't matter, she's shorter than the suit bro.

Your skin
Is brown
And your brain is too small to realize that people from earlier in the thread can continue to post.

I already said the few remaining people in the thread were the ones still posting, ESL 'tard. You and the few other morons have responded to me over 100 times now, which adding the other posts takes up the majority of the thread.
So you're not only shit at English but lack simple critical thinking skills as well, how surprising.

>Samus is still shorter by the way.
>a person wearing a power suit is shorter than the suit they are wearing
No shit moron.

Doesn't count for what?
You're the moron who wants to place the bottom of her feet at the same place the bottom of her armor's feet is, even though that's not where her feet would be.

A suit isn't a "people", and no one but you was trying to just compare their height, because that would be stupid and pointless.
The comparison was showing that she fits better in one game's suit than another's.

How long will your melty last? You'll be on your death bed raging that you lost to a bunch of coomers on Ganker.

>I've known what I was arguing for the entire time
and unfortunately we read your posts too, despite this recent backpedalling

>Every single one of my posts was talking about how Samus isn't short
Your brain is actually melting as we speak

>Every single one of my posts was talking about how Samus isn't short though
6'3 isn't short, maybe that's her height :^)

>you were the one to invoke actually reading reply chains earlier.
Correct, and it seems none of you dipshits actually did read the chain properly or else you would have realized I only talked about Samus fitting in the suit in passing. But sure, I guess what, like 3/100 posts means that was the main topic of this discussion.

Nope, I knew, and I already disproved it earlier and also here once more as well

>True, but what if you wanted to see how well Samus would fit inside of that person (which is what is actually being compared when overlapping her with her suit)?
That wasn't ever my point though, you just kept sperging out about the
>overlapping her with her suit
Because of my pictures I posted here [...] and here [...], which were only posted to prove she is not as tall as the suit.
I mean, frick's sake, I literally said
>"for Dread the models of Samus and the power suit themselves are at markedly different standing heights."
Why the frick do you take that to mean I'm talking about her fitting in the suit? Why drag me into some other dipshit's post that's unrelated?
[...]
>Oh, the one game where the proportions clearly and objectively fit?
Oh, you mean the way I pointed out how ZSS's chin in that picture sticks out from the bottom of her helmet's chin? Yeah, no, they don't "objectively fit" unless you are blind, which I'm beginning to believe you are.
>the rest of us understand why it's dumb to put her heels on the floor
It's a few other morons such as yourself. Again, I never talked about her fitting in the suit, I only talked about her being shorter than the suit.
Even for you homosexuals talking about "fitting in the suit" I already disproved that even in Dread's power suit parts of her body do not match it anatomically.
But uh, yeah, picrel her face would totally fit in that helmet, just gotta cut off her chin lmao

It's not my fault morons dragged me into something tangentially related because their autism flaired up at me denying the amazon mommy dommy headcanon.

>I never intended it to be an argument.
Except you and the few other morons kept crying at even my very first posts in the thread. If you "intended it to be an argument" then why did you keep responding? Seems someone isn't being honest.
>That's the thing about you, you're so damn autistic that you take actual shitposters seriously and write everything with genuine anger. No one really gives much of a shit if Samus is 6'3 or 5'4 or whatever. It's fun discussion and speculation. Meanwhile you argue like your life depends on it out of sheer autistic fury that people aren't taking the height of the funny armored bird lady from one of those nintendos seriously.
Again, extremely ironic coming from one of the homosexuals that has responded nonstop, but I guess that's not "arguing", since you're now writing off your autism as shitposting.
>Chill, Black person. It's just a game.
Which all of the amazon musclegays here haven't actually played.

>see here we go again
>I'm not doing the same thing I'm accusing you of though, what I'm doing is totally different.
Jesus, you're really getting desperate here. Maybe realized all your off topic homosexualry was getting a bit out of hand, afraid of getting jannied?

Never. The mexicans are stalking me, shoes don''t have heels, and I won't rest until the world understands these facts.

Seems I hit the nail on the head.

Never. The mexicans are stalking me, shoes don''t have heels, and I won't rest until the world understands these facts.

I never said shoes don't have heels, I said it doesn't matter if you're comparing height between 3D models. Even pointed out removing the heels from the power suit and ZSS herself would still have the disparity in height between them.
Better luck next time I guess Eduardo.

Bro I think you need to take a step back and think about what you're actually arguing for.

>It's unpossible more than one anon disagrees with me!

Dobson is worse than ever

>boogeyman pet names
cringe
You shall now call me the brappasnatcha

[JOKER MEME IMAGE]

You just wouldn't get it.....

We're talking specifically about other m

Talking about the very beginning of the cutscene, in the flashback to her fight with Mother Brain where she wakes up while being carried by the Baby Metroid.

Huh yeah. I guess Sakamoto forgot

>basically avatargayging now
>dragon ball
>doesn't like getting called ESL/Hispanic despite all this
Didn't read. Do you wanna talk about Metroid or not?

>and decided to ignore it
homie you've been melting down at every single reply since yesterday.

ad populum

This thread really is that picture of the pepe who soiled himself in front of a crowd saying "Yes, I do disagree with all of you."

The important thing about logical fallacies, you dipshit zoomoid, is that they only apply to the basis of arguments. It's been explained to you extensively why you're wrong. After which it's not sophistry to point out that you've failed to convince anybody, and have zero support to indicate that you're anything but moronic.

Everybody else clearly already understands that you're wrong, so this should be an indicator only you can benefit from taking note of.

>it was fun thoroughly shitting on the /d/iscord trannies that didn't get their amazon Samus image dump thread, have fun knowing I won't see your next responses 😉
The schizophrenia and obsession that ferments on this website is horrendous. The worst part is that you'll be summoned again.