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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    bring darkside to xbox wienersuckers

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      get fricked consoleBlack person

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oct 4th homosexual

      Should also come out with the class overhauls that add the subclasses as separate skill trees you can mix and match with.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        this fricking game killed my 2080S

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I use a 2070S and it runs fine... classic Fatshart.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fatshark saw how much you abused the elf in Vermintide and declared you marked for gamer death.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fans spin to 100% and gpu crash to black screen?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Goddamn, finally. How likely is it that the game will be unshit by then? I really want to get some friends on it

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Should also come out with the class overhauls that add the subclasses as separate skill trees you can mix and match with.
        holy kino, is fatshart saving darktide/

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          We always knew they would. Darktide is on the exact same timeline as all their other games. It'll be absolutely fantastic in like 2-3 years. It's just frustrating it's gonna take that fricking long.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        oh shit frick yeah
        thanks anon, missed this one

        looks like I'll jump straight to Darksiders from Kinofield kek, 2023 is looking bright

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Can't wait to play it on Gamepass

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        As much as I love Darktide and it's theme but mechanics of the game are unsalvageable. Starting from the mission design itself.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      They already abandoned Darkside

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I refunded on launch day after seeing the only shit they added was the cash shop. Is it still a broken unfinished mess even now? Have they fully implemented crafting yet? Are there meltaguns?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I refunded after playing a week during the "beta" pre release and from what I know, no the game is still trash and the crafting is there but its really bad also no meltaguns

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wait until the October update, that shit's make or break it. If it's good then it might be worth picking up. Definitely not worth picking up atm.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >that's make or break it
            I will eternally lol at you early access, paid tester cucks. Enjoy eating shit for the rest of your lives LMAO

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dead game

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sweet

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    necromancers are cool and all but this makes no sense for sienna as a character nor for a member of the u5

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      im more curious about how saltz would react in his banter, and would he at all?

      either way this'll probably be the first career dlc for vh2 that i wont regret buying

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >first career dlc for vh2 that i wont regret buying
        I like grail knight. the others not so much.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Engineer is good for playing drunk with a group of friends so you can mow down rats with a minigun while spouting vietnam/Predator memes but is unfortunately kind of crap otherwise. Looks cool tho.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, engie is god tier if the group is willing to babysit, but normally you just get someone shooting everyone in the back, ignoring their flanks and getting asstabbed, or someone being considerate enough to actually shoot targets not covered by anyone else and getting cucked out of any kills.

            At least it's not a javelin elf

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              no one is responsible for "watching your back" as any career, especially for one who mows down hordes while the rest of the team is expected to just stand there and not have any fun

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                But that's the point, engie is pretty lame but when playing with friends who are all just there to have a good time and bullshit over discord he can be a source of fun for everyone. I haven't played in a year or something but I remember that one buff in chaos wastes that makes some lightning aoe go off when you get a crit or something like that. Made the minigun hilarious.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            No love for Ironbreaker?Iron breaker? Just yell at a group of rats and start playing drum solos on their heads with hammers.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      All of the DLC careers have been absolutely ludicrous, schizo-tier, non-canon alt-story stuff. Like Kruber becoming a Grail Knight out of nowhere, Bardin having been an engineer instead of a Ranger, Kerillian being a spellcasting druid, and Saltzpyre being a full-on Warrior-Priest. The core careers are basically different paths the characters can go down in their "canon" development after VT1 (i.e. Salty getting promoted to be WHC, or getting disillusioned with the Witch Hunters to become a Bounty Hunter, or going all-in on his faith to become a Zealot), whereas the DLC careers are basically alternate history.

      Necromancer is definitely the craziest and weirdest one, though. Sort of. They kind of foreshadowed it with her sister, but they also had every character (including Sienna) going "Sorry, I know it's your sister, but necromancers gotta go."

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fricking stupid choice. Out of all the lores of magic they just pick the laziest choice that makes no sense lore wise. Krubers whole squad was killed by a necro, Saltzpyre can barely tolerate a fricking fire mage her being a necro should be an instant bullet to the head and the other two probably despise it as well. Fricking dumb should of just gone lore of metal or even something like death or shadows. lazy moronic swedish fricks.

        I will now inform you that you are Black folk. every career has been lead up to in the background thru side materials like Lohner's journal, and each one made sense.
        krub was a merc who never caught a break and was at heart always a gud boi, becoming a GK gave him newfound purpose and meant that he was no longer fighting as a job but as a calling; lileath probably just yoinked him into her pocket dimension forest
        bardins wife, daughter and uncle were all engineers and he took shame from his homosexual father sabotaging said uncle's safety mechanism in the mines because he was a superstitious gremlin
        kerillian was always obsessed with the weave and wound up becoming a living conduit/fangirl for it
        salt was always fanatically devoted to sugmar, a rogue element within the witch hunters (relatively speaking) and already foiled a plot to stop the emperor, sigmar's 1-time avatar during the end times, from being assassinated; his god choosing to augment him is a reasonable course of action
        as for sienna, she was always mentally unstable and if her c**t twin sister took up necromancy it makes sense that she would go off the deep end too

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          not the last anon and I agree with you it does all lead up to their respective 4 careers I just wish they did make Kruber a bit of an ass

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        necromancers are cool and all but this makes no sense for sienna as a character nor for a member of the u5

        I havn't even played VT2 in ages and even I remember that they said all the other jobs were basically "what if" with the main ones being the canon job.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wouldn't kruber flip the frick out over this?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick yea he would.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >OI SIENNA WUT'S ALL THIS THEN *SCRATCHES BALDING HEAD* ARE YOU TELLIN ME YOU'RE SOME KIND OF *BELCHES* NECRONONCE THEN AH WHASSAT ABOUT *SCRATCHES BEARD* SALTZPYUH IS GONNA FLIP SIENNA

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous
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          Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      homie can be a Grail Knight now
      Fatshark just doesn't give a frick

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Necromancer
    WTF
    Black Magister or even Ice Witch made more sense. Sienna main plot is her fight against her necromancer sister...why would Sienna become the same thing she hates?
    Fatshark once more dissapoints....

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    DARKSHITEBROS WHERE IS OUR NEW CLASS?!?!

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    wtf! it makes no sense for her to be a necro
    *ignores the party of dwarves elves and humans getting along*

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >*ignores the party of dwarves elves and humans getting along*
      What's wrong with that? Oh, lemme guess you're a 40k trying import his memes to fantasy?
      >Suffer not the, uh, elf to live! xD

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Dwarfs and humans getting along
      That kind of happens normally
      >Elfs
      Don't they barely tolerate Kerillian and ignore her insults because she's a t-t-tsundere at worst

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      this is fantasy its a bit more nuance than just everyone hates everyone xd even though it literally makes no fricking sense for humans and eldaar to be so at each other throats despite looking so similar which its just true people tend to stick with others that look like them, and theres bigger threats.
      The warhammer that everything is named after is a dwarf present to sigmar ffs you fricking moron. one of the commandants of sigmar to the people of the empire is to not shoot the dwarf folk and elves see no reason to make more enemies when humans make a good first wall against the chaos up north

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    LETS GOOO-
    >oct 19
    frick me

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >drop V2 for Darktide
    >fumble Darktide's release so badly your numbers drop almost instantly
    >shove in a cash shop for Darktide while ignoring glaring issues
    >go dead silent on the console port that was promised
    >spend 10mo dead silent before randomly being like "oh btw heehoo we made the skill trees like we said we would!"
    >randomly drop the final career for V2 to pump more bucks out of people
    I'll never fricking understand why people support this dipshit dev. They have the workflow management priority of someone on the barely functioning part of the spectrum.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      That fricking Darktide launch was probably the worst product launch I’ve ever seen. Seemed like every single thing that could have went wrong did.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It doesn't trump the Warhammer 40k Eternal Crusade launch by a long shot.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          it never launched my dude

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I guess you're right due to how much a shitstorm the early access was.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nah no way. Eternal crusade is far worse than Darktide but at launch it worked at least. It wasn’t fun and didn’t have any variety and would never reach 1% of what they promised but it worked.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >probably the worst product launch I’ve ever seen
        Has everyone just forgotten fallout 76? A broken game, false advertising, customer service literally telling their customers that they weren't going to do anything about their complaints? Just straight up not delivering the things people ordered. 76 was a complete failure of a launch at every single level.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          it had the fallout brand so a shitton of morons bought it and already preordered starfield

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >That fricking Darktide launch was probably the worst product launch I’ve ever seen. Seemed like every single thing that could have went wrong did.
        I will never not laugh at you morons that ignored thread after thread of Vermintide and War of the Roses Anons telling you not to buy the game but you gays ignored it and just ate your Warhammer slop anyway. Even dumber than the morons who bought Warhammer 3 on launch.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        You couldn't beat the game for a month when Pathfinder Kingmaker released due to a gamebreaking bug in act 3 IIRC. There were other issues that could have made the game unbeatable or unplayable for you, like say a quest doesn't end even though it was supposed to end and now you can't progress through the main quest, but those were sometimes avoidable with luck or savescumming, but the act 3 bug was hitting everyone and you couldn't do shit around it.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      to be fair rat game is actually good by this point even if it wasn't at launch

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fatshark is a terrible company oozing with incompetence from every orifice but goddamn they can make clicking things feel fun

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >spend 10mo dead silent before randomly being like "oh btw heehoo we made the skill trees like we said we would!"
      I mean, Darktide released at least 6 months too early, but to say they were "dead silent" when there were 12 major patches to the game is just being disingenuous.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I consider any patch with no meaningful updates beyond cash shop items and no mention of the console port to be akin to silence. Is it something? Yeah sure they pushed a lot of bugfixes, but it was for stuff that should've been fixed before the game even launched. Don't fall into the honeyed trap of these patches to goad goodwill out of you for doing shit that should've been done to begin with.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Hey, the patch that added weapons and the patch with the new Auric class missions and always on high-intensity missions were good.
          Other than that there was...
          Uhhhh...
          The patch that briefly fixed the dog being a spaz and made the mutie not turn on a dime? You know, before another patch came out and broke them again in classic Fatshart style.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            i think the problem is that fatshart promised seasonal content+new subclass every 3/4 months

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Oh yeah, in the article announcing the skill trees Fatshark even said they were the initial plan and it just wasn't ready for launch. They basically sold early access with micro transactions and pretended it was a full release lol.

              Well at least I won't be stupid enough to purchase one of their games on launch again. Hopefully.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >major patches
        "we've slightly un-fricked the crafting system that we were told up-front wasn't going to work, please clap"
        "we added another modifier instead of letting you create lobbies yourself, please clap"
        "we added another mission that's just an existing encounter but backwards, please clap"

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The only meaningful patch they did was the most recent one that made all your materials and dockets bound to your account instead of each character and extra rewards for quick play. The rest are fricking meaningless.
        >Here's harder difficulty modes when nobody plays the fricking game to begin with!

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Did it seriously take them nearly a year to make that change? To make your resources pooled rather than stuck on individual characters? Jesus Christ, that can't have been that complicated.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yep, the other addition is extra XP, dockets and materials for quickplay and and two different game modes that crank up the modifiers a ton.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Almost a year to realize "hey that sucks compared to shiilings in VT2"

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        dumb Black person

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >12 major patches
        >No new classes
        >No new maps
        >No new weapons
        >No new game types

        lol

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          They added 2 new maps but all maps are all slightly different flavors of dark metal tunnels so I get why you didn't notice.
          It was hard for me to notice too.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            are they still on a rotation?
            so if you dont have that much time to play you can flat out miss the new mpas permanently

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >oops we broke toughness
        frick off

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >but to say they were "dead silent" when there were 12 major patches to the game is just being disingenuous.
        >just being disingenuous
        >haha were we supposed to update crafting before christmas? here's an update to when you can expect a general time on when we're going announce the update TO the actual update
        >oh, we missed that, too?! it's hard to know when people will be back at work, we had a holiday last month, and it snowed.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      was just about to post this Darktide was so misshandled they just random drop the 4th subclass in vermintide lmao

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fatshark does a bunch of moronic shit but manages to hobble their way to an amazing game in the process. I'm willing to put up with it. Doesn't hurt that there's no competition

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Got in and out before the beta period ended
      Writing was on the wall in 72 bold Impact

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        to be blinded by false hope is a common human downfall
        yes i am fricking coping

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    How the frick does a bright wizard convert to a necromancer??

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      They don't, it literally makes zero sense.

      Frick yea he would.

      Based Fatshark not even knowing the only lore of their characters

      to be fair rat game is actually good by this point even if it wasn't at launch

      It is good, but holy shit Fatshark just dropping the game to work on Darktide was suffering.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Fatshark just dropping the game to work on Darktide was suffering.
        That's what fatshark has been doing since Lead and Gold
        Only newcomers to their games get shocked when they go radio silent for months, drop a console port, do shit updates and the frick off again.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      She gets possessed by one?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      how does kruber become a grail knight? i don't really give a shit about bonus careers being lore friendly if they're fun to play

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kruber becoming a Grail Knight makes sense because he has Bretonnian ancestry, is a brave and humble man who has slaughtered hordes of Chaos, and has killed big minotaurs and beastmen so he qualifies for a knighthood before the Lady. LoreBlacks who snivel "hurr well ackshually that's not le realistic" don't get the point that the Ubersreik Five are normal people who become extraordinary through their valiant acts in the right time and place. Kruber is the quintessential Empire man but he is imagined as something more by an organic process of him achieving a higher ambition despite his humble character and being a normal guy.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      likely you play as her twin sister who is already a Blackmancer

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wait, isn't this lorebreaking? IIRC, human wizards trying to branch out into other winds of magic fricks with their heads.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Necromancy is the exception because it's technically not a separate wind of magic.
      Gelt used it on top of gold magic in the, and may allah forgive me for uttering these word, End Times

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It doesn't frick with their head per se, they just don't live long enough to get a strong grasp on more than one school of magic. Combine that with human susceptibility to chaos corruption and that's where the head-fricking comes from. That's why the magic colleges were formed.

      Necromancy is the exception because it's technically not a separate wind of magic.
      Gelt used it on top of gold magic in the, and may allah forgive me for uttering these word, End Times

      IIRC necromancy in-universe is Nagash's home blend of Khemrian funeral rituals, dark magic and death magic.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    abandon darkshit
    return to ratgame

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Every single new career was a stretch but a necromancer? Are you kidding me?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly, i would rather believe she mastered the Purple Wind as well, as they hinted in the Karak Azgaraz trailer.

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like Unchained & Pyromancer, but I dont like the new class, I expected something better, frick you Fatshark.
    At least I hope the new weapons are good, specially the melee department.
    Will the Scythe be Necromancer only, or we will get a new melee weapon? Hope for the later.

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    yeah I’m sure the grail knight and the warrior priest are definitely going to be cool with this

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Necromancer
    OH BOY I CAN'T WAIT TO SUMMON MY LEGION OF
    >1
    SKELETONS AGAINST THE RATS

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah but think of how scared the ratmen and northlanders will be when they see a spooky skeleton running around and rattling

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >You had no chance, darlings; I had an inside man all along

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fricking stupid choice. Out of all the lores of magic they just pick the laziest choice that makes no sense lore wise. Krubers whole squad was killed by a necro, Saltzpyre can barely tolerate a fricking fire mage her being a necro should be an instant bullet to the head and the other two probably despise it as well. Fricking dumb should of just gone lore of metal or even something like death or shadows. lazy moronic swedish fricks.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Or just, you know, just regular witch rather than completely jumping off the deep end.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, the Ubersreik Five are well-written characters and so won't behave like caricatures when faced with the new career, it'll be more nuanced than that. Victor will hate it, but he was able to stomach Kerillian's SOTT career with only passive-aggressive bickering, and Kruber is amicable enough to be civil, he likes Sienna so won't be too upset about it but it will pain him somewhat. Bardin will probably be a little frightened but curious and Kerillian will probably be amused, crowing over it and seeing it as Sienna going down a dark path like herself.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he was able to stomach Kerillian's SOTT
        Anon, she's a necromancer. She may as well have come out as a chaos sorcerer.

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    oh i am sorry i only had money for one fartshart blunder this season no more money for fartshart

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >enjoy Warhammer fantasy
    >think 40k is one of the most absurdly cringe uninteresting settings literally ever
    >vermintide 2 is literally one of the best games of the past 20 years
    >darktide comes out and it's hands down the biggest piece of shit, worst l4d clone ever imagined
    It makes me so happy, I hope 40k bros mald over it.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      People who try to start moronic tribal arguments over different GW IPs are worse than 40kgays ever were

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        t. mad 40gay

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >everyone who doesn't agree with me is [other tribe]
          Thanks for proving me right, I expected this exact reply

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            40kringe seethe

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              I don't pay attention to 40k. I played Darktide and Space Marine and that's it. All I know about WHF is from TW and Vemintide. People who start fights over this shit are cringe, especially when they're literally from the exact same company, and from people who probably read wiki pages and parrot the shit they hear from /tg/.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >40kuck
                l m a o

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                uh oh, call IT, the chatbot is broke

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                100% this
                It's like Soulsgays who argue about MUH LORE in those threads. Just homosexuals who watch fricking 4 hour YT videos of some sperg spewing his moronic headcannon arguing about a game they probably have <100 hours in.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Careful, when you expose Ganker's binary thinking the machines start to malfunction.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I never cared for 40k either but I don't hate it

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >i like something
      >let me make my entire argument about something i dont like

      I dont give a frick about WH40k, but you sound like a royal, flaming b***h.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Vermintide is end times dogshit and just as bad as age of girlyman 40krap. It's decent game play though.

      Fantasy is the superior setting because sci-fi is gay bugman shit and there aren't any blacks in Fantasy. There shouldn't be in 40k either, they'd never survive that long and through all that has happened in universe, but they do and that's a demerit for 40k.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he doesn’t know about pygmies

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do other 40k gays even care anymore? I've been conditioned to just expect anything 40k related to be shit. The only reason I tried Darktide was because I built a new PC at the time and Darktide was the designated free game that came with GPUs.

      I think I played it for a total of like 10 minutes (not counting shader compiling and loading) and yeah it was still shit.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I lost all hope when I realized Primaris wank was not going to stop and GW are 100% going to phase out the old Marines.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        A bong over at Gamespot dropped a vid about SM2. 10 mins of listening to an anglo creaming himself with a rerolled footage from a year ago. The combat has been spiced up and the starting combat knife isn't dogshit now. Time will tell if its worth getting provided that the bug stomping is decent.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >be me
      >enjoy Warhammer fantasy
      OK. Post the models you've painted. You're not a secondary, are you?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Currently in the middle of some greenskins but here's an older photo of a half-finished one

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Is that a Brettonian chariot?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >bretonnia
            >chariot

            goodness gracious how unchivalrous

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Brettons dont have chariot you funking secondary. Proof the shitposters here jst argue passionatly about things they have NO knowlege of.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >call 40k cringe
          >buy and paint 40k models
          Not the same anon?
          Either way, I can't bring myself to paint Eldar because I hate resin. I know Khaine got a new model and a lot of the key units besides Aspect Warriors are plastic but on the other side I don't want to give into GW's self-fufilling prophecy of "No one buys [army] so we don't update [army]. Please enjoy more marinewank".

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Not same anon, and I have a stock of a lot of older models so I don't think I have any resin stuff. I just do it for the peace and quiet. Some more half finished shit here, I have a bad habit of jumping from model to model at times.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I have a bad habit of jumping from model to model at times.
              I'm kind of the opposite. When I do a units with multiple dudes I paint every last detail of a model until it's done when I should just be doing that shit in a production line doing all the shading at once, all the layers at once, all the highlights at once, ect. and I end up with a lot of dried up paints taking up my pallet.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          That’s a sick pattern.
          Got a couple orks and mechs I need to get around to painting, might try something similar to that with the vehicles.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            The technique I used was just a black undercoat, then stippling using a couple different sized brushes to make random forking patterns in white, then a layer of blue ink. Several layers of this and you get a faded layered pattern that has a sort of 3D look. I'm not sure how the pattern would work for orks, seems maybe a bit too fancy for them but I suppose the pattern should at least work in red.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Thanks man.
              Yeah it might be tricky to make it work with orks but I’ve been thinking of giving mine a garish sort of camo pattern for the vehicles and what not. Going for that Blood Axes aesthetic.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                If it's done in red you could call it Ork Magma Pattern or something, for sneakin on volcanic worlds. Maybe make an effort to make the stippling in larger splotches rather than thinner forked lines to make it look more slapdash and orky.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        My "models" ive painted are the chosen I created in the mmo and all of my beyond max level classes in vt2. I'm not gay or at summer camp so I don't do arts and crafts.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not only am I a fantasy chad, but a VC chad.
        Which means I have dibs on necro Sienna every single match, is that understood darling?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        NTA but this is the last guy I finished. Currently working on some possessed. Watcha think lads?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Those missiles looking pretty orky
          Looks sick though

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I really hope the new warhammer mmo is set in fantasy, the lead guy making it says he hates pvp though so its most likely going to be dog shit. I can't really imagine a warhammer mmo without pvp, if it has no pvp then it means everyone must be playing the same faction which sounds moronic.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I was in the first mmo at launch and it was quite a mess but I would still probably get back into nolifing mmos if they do fantasy again. BTW I just came back into the thread after cooking lunch and it looks like the 40kweers are indeed malding lmao.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty sure everyone is happy they're not you anon

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I refunded instantly when I saw they lied about there being "over hundreds of weapons" Lmao, Ogryn only gets 6.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      When they made that claim they were probably counting all the different combinations of add-ons and customizations to the weapons as being different weapons. Too bad they then decided that their game wasn't call of duty so we weren't allowed to have customization lol.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      using the ol' borderlands logic

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Bardin acknowledged chaos dwarfs exist
    >he recognizes them as kin(calls them cousins)
    >he compliments their mining skill
    Fatshart has atrocious writers. They put out photos for "women day" or something and half of them were literally trannies

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    So if we are going to get Necromancer (dumb idea for Sienna 4th class IMHO), we will get Undead faction to fight against, right?
    RIGHT?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      We'll get retextured zombie rats.

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    fatshark has straight up some of the worst character designs in gaming history.
    they took a cool setting like warhammer fantasy or 40k and made evey character a generic old or fat ugly women for woke reasons

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick you Black person, the Ubersriek 5 all have fantastic lines. Fatshart is still incompetent in most other aspects but their writing for the Vermintide propagandists and voice acting of said protags is still top tier.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >propagandists
        >protags
        anon...

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I have dyslexia and Waterfox's autocorrect looked like the right word

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >when i think warhammer i think fat women or old women all with girl boss personality and weak pathetic white ugys
        ok moron.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          hey can you go scream about your political flavor of the month topic somewhere else? thanks

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          kruber and victor are not pathetic or weak

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I wish 40k secondaries would stop commenting on Fantasy products.

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    one of the worst companies in gaming atm.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >one of the worst companies in gaming atm.
      Nah Fatshit is a lot of bad but there are not THAT bad Fartshart if anything are the spitting image of wasted potential, everything they do is just a couple of steps in the right direction and a bit of feedback/balancing away from being amazing but they continue to fumble it all away.
      Pic related this redditor does a decent enough job "if to generously" spelling out what they do with every single release of theirs.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's hilarious because Darktide is following this exact pattern too.
        Fricking Swedes.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Reminds me of all the hype that their Versus mode for V2 got, only for it to be silently cancelled and swept under the rug.
        FatShart seems to make decent core gameplay but everything around it either falls apart or takes them 3 years to implement and then another year or so to actually make it function.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's what's infuriating about them, it would be easy to just dismiss them if they fricked up literally everything all the time but they have solid core mechanics and some talented artists. They just frick up everything surrounding that, like the engine and chassis of an F1 car wrapped up in a body made of flattened dead rats.

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    A Grail Knight, Outcast Engineer, Sister of the Thorn, Warrior Priest and a Necromancer walk into a bar.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      And then the necromancer is beaten up and butchered by the other four!
      "Badum tsss"

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lohner looks up and says
      >is this some kind of joke?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      They drink the bar dry, flee as it collapses into flaming rubble under a swarm of ratmen, and move on to the next bar in search of a barrel of Bugmans XXXXXXX?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      imagine the sex

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    how do you make a necromancer in a horde shooter game? wont the summons get in the way of fighting? are they strong enough for bosses? sounds like playing necromancer might be instakick

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm betting she'll just get life drain abilities or something. Just a dark edgy flavor of the same fire magic.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      According to the Warhammer community article, they make reference to new ways to play coming in the future. So it could either be a pet class, or my money on it's them trying something new for Versus 2.0 if they decide to continue work on Versus.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Vermintide 2 has versus mode now? Is it like the old left 4 dead mode?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          No. They released a trailer about how they were adding it soon about 3 years ago? 4 years ago? I don't fricking know. They probably decided it was actually a moronic idea and quietly moved on to not fixing something else.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Necromancer doesn't have to mean summons. A lot of the lore of necromancy is dedicated to snuffing out life. Some of the most famous spells
      >curse of years
      >gaze of nagash
      >hand of dust

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      they will probably get one big summon like a crypt ghoul or something instead of lots of skellies

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I bet it's gonna be some zoning shit.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      okay so like fire
      but like, dark green

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    How is V2 these days? Worth getting back into if I've not played for a couple of years?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was up a few months ago. Hell I think it was up with Wizard Tower 2's release. The removal is a very recent thing.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        strange that they kept it up for so long

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Guess they finally realized they didn't have the recourses for it, now that they need all hands on deck to salvage Darktide again.

  28. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fanatic Rat hating Lizardman when.

  29. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >vermintide 2 versus web page finally removed
    how long was that shit up because I remember it being not too long ago

  30. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I knew it, they didn't add those skeleton enemies on the new maps for nothing.

  31. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can I frick a gay rat in it yet?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, the rat is strictly heterosexual.

  32. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    why is necromancy bad when empire literally fetishizes skulls
    yes I dont know anything about warhammer beyond ratclick

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Necromancy is basically stealing skulls, anon. Of course empire gets upset when their nice decorative skulls just up and walk away.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Basically death is sacred because your soul is being protected from Chaos in the Garden of Morr. Necromancy and undeath perverse this.

  33. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    IF MY THROAT WASN'T DYING I'D BE LAUGHING OUT LOUD WHAT THE FRICK SHART FAK

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Have some warm tea with honey and lemon anon, you will be laughing at fatshark in no time.

  34. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Surprised to see people flipping it over lore considering we have an Imperial Grail Knight and a dwarf that can larp as a slayer while also being an engineer and an ex-ironbreaker

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >dwarf that can larp as a slayer while also being an engineer
      Malakai Makaisson

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      the grail knight is genuinely a larper with some humor to it and that what makes it work. as for the dwarf the idea of the careers is that the charater followed completely separate paths in life. this doesn't conflict, hes not all 3 at the same time lol

  35. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ever buying anything from fatshark or giving them money or support in any way ever again

    frickin' moron

  36. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    WHERE IS KRELL?!

  37. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    So I guess I was vindicated on never giving a frick about Darktide, because Fatshark are legendarily incompetent at this point.

    That and being owned by data harvesting chinks.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >That and being owned by data harvesting chinks.
      frick off to redidt or wherever youve crawled out of fricktard

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        hello chang

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >ff-frick off back to rebbit!
        >posts facebook-tier reaction image saved from some goober site

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          frick off, it's one of the few decent meme pics i've seen in the past 2-3 years

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >frick off back to rebbit!
            >this boomer meme text image is one of the few decent memes!

            are you sure you do not need to frick off back to rebbit? are you certain you weren't just trying to fit in?

            you don't fit in

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >be a consoomer of goyslop manufacturing troony lgbtqp proapganda producing data harvesting amerimutt-eurossr companies

      >bUT MuH CHINA!!!!!!

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're a reddit spacing Black person and therefor irrelevant.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >You're a reddit spacing

          yet another proof youre a post 2015 election tourist newbie

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            As opposed to post 2013? You're both homosexuals.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I have no problem with data harvesting so I present you this strawman
        Nice

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Doritopope after his show gets interrupted for the 20th time in a row

  38. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are metal minis so satisfying to handle?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      weight means quality

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I suppose it gives them a feeling of heightened importance. They are more prone to break however, I bent Vlad's sword all out of shape during painting, but was able to somewhat recover it.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      They really aren't - they're cold, the paint chips away like nothing, and the glue doesn't hold, every time you handle a metal model you're a sneeze away from ruining it.
      Monopose single piece metal models are ok but even then I have one that won't fricking stick to the base because it has small contact points and apparently neither cork nor plastic can be superglued effectively to it

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >paint chips away
        That's why you varnish them
        >glue doesn't hold
        This is just a straight up lie, for example that Vlad I posted is glued into cork sculpted to look like a rock, he's stood there for years.
        >You can only monopose
        You can pose them in whatever way you wish by cutting away material and filling gaps with greenstuff (or any 2-part epoxy).

        This is a white man's hobby, you are expected to have patience and basic problem solving ability.

  39. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’ll only accept this if Saltz shoots Sienna in the back of the head at the end of each mission

  40. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    its simple. sienna will simply be "held hostage" by her sisters influence so killing her wouldnt be fair and the U5 will tolerate the presence of a necromancer

  41. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Could have had a cool skink pries of heavens
    >Buffs allies
    >Cool Aztec obsidian weapons
    >Ult is dropping a fricking comet of Cassandora onto sk*ven
    >Other careers could be red-crested warrior and chameleon skink
    >Autistic lizardman banter with the others
    Fartshart:
    >Lets make Sienna a Necromancer despite the fact every human that's ever tried to use more than 1 wind has died instantly and horribly
    MFW

  42. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Aren't humans literally locked into one wind of magic only and only elves can utilize more than one? How does a bright wizard who's addicted to aqshy just drop it all for necromancy? Can a lore expert explain this?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      shenanigans

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Slann, specially trained high elves and apparently Cathayan dragons can all use multiple/all winds. And Daemons obviously but they don't count as they're magic manifested.

      The idea Sienna is using Aqshy AND Shyish (or more likely, Dhar) is ridiculous. It would insta-kill even most elves.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Humans simply have an affinity for fire, its easier for them to learn. Elves are probably the same way but they have way more time to master every aspect.

  43. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    How well does this game play with gamepad? Keyboards hurt my hand, I pretty much just play turn based stuff or whatever is playable with a gamepad for short sessions. Even the minor keyboard usage during battle in the Total War games is enough to cause aches.

  44. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The better question is how she survived. Isn't it in record that those that try to attune to a different element of magic than their original alignment become bloated monstrosities and/or are torn from the inside out by the winds of magic?

  45. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    is this paid dlc or free?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      paid like all the other careers with an extra fee to have the ability to alternate outfits for it because Fatshark are greedy israelites

  46. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    So did they add playable rats or are we going to forget that?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      we forgot about that a long time ago

  47. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I liked Darktide but stop playing since the game had zero content drops. Will I like Vermintide?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      its darktide but good
      you tell me

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      So long as you dont run into beast men.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >filtered by cows

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the fricking banner event for chest of trials
        also frick the spearBlack folk I swear they'll always get a hit in

  48. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >not gold wizard
    quite homosexual

  49. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Seems a weird choice since they were teasing RGB sienna instead of just green.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      the classic bait and switch

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      too much colors... lot of work... shark is fat... please understand......

  50. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's snowing in sweden

  51. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Fat moron Shark

  52. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I consider shitting on fatshark a part of the experience

    The games are good, they just keep fricking up the launches endlessly

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wasn't Vermintide 2 good on launch? I'm pretty sure it was, Fatshark just went immediately went on vacation right after, giving the game no support.

      And then some balance patch killed the game a year later I heard, no one liked it after that. I deleted the game license after Fatshark was bought by china, so I didn't keep up too much.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Wasn't Vermintide 2 good on launch?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        VT2's launch issues were mostly just a lot of bugs and such. The overall game itself was more or less good.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      theres degrees to this
      in theory what you said is correct
      hell i was there during the closed beta for vt2 and i remember how the fricking beta ran 10x better than the actual release
      but no matter how bad vt2 got it was never to this low
      if this is to be their track record than what the frick are they gonna do for their next game?
      maim you irl?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Darktide's launch and update progress within ~6 months was much worse than both VT1 and 2, despite DT just basically being a tweaked copy of VT2.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Darktide's launch and update progress within ~6 months was much worse than VT1
        Yes.
        >and 2
        Absolutely not. 2 was literally put on hold for 8 months while Fatshark worked on the console port, actual development only resumed afterwards with decent progress and updates. I also expected Darktide to receive nothingburger "updates" until the console ports are done so this isn't at all surprising to me.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >actual development only resumed afterwards
          it didn't take a half a year to release a hotfix in VT2, even when they weren't actively releasing major patches.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're telling me Fartshart learned literally nothing from the launch of VT2? Not surprised, their incompetence is legendary and why I was never interested in DT.

          Even tried to warn anons in some of the hype threads, lol.

  53. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Aren't the careers supposed to be completely different paths in like which is how we have slayer bardin? I get the lore frickery with the fact the other characters would never work with a neck romancer in the first place but I don't see the complaints about the multiple winds stuff.

  54. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    People still play this trash?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It died a long time ago, but was sort of revived when it was made F2P. I don't think the F2P morons know any better, since the game only got worse with each update.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        to think i bought darktide on that concept
        thinking that the good times will be around launch and a couple of years maybe
        the buyers remorse is only matched by me being a complete moron and getting dark souls 2 on launch as well for the pvp

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        TF2...?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          tf2 wasnt dead when it was made f2p
          frick is you smoking
          rest is accurate though

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