Xavier is way more hipster than Rick and Morty. Like, it would honestly be embarrassing to try to show it to some random person because it's so up itself.
In the last fifteen years we have witnessed an event that, I believe, is unique in the history of the natural sciences: their subjugation to and incorporation into the whirls and frenzies of disgusting publicity and propaganda. This is no doubt symptomatic of the precarious position assigned by present-day society to any form of intellectual activity. Such intellectual pursuits have at all times been both absurd and fragile; but they become ever more ludicrous when, as is now true of science, they become mass professions and must, as homeless pretentious parasites, justify their right to exist in a period devoted to nothing but the rapid consumption of goods and amusements. These sciences were always a divertissement in the sense in which Pascal used the word; but what is their function in a society living under the motto lunam et circenses? Are they only a band of court jesters in search of courts which, if they ever existed, have long lost their desire to be amused?
You wouldn't be able to be in the cool kids club of it did. Rick and Morty used to be part of the gang until the nerd jumping around on a table at mc donalds made it like so totally uncool.
The thing that made R&M unfunny was that fat frick Dan Harmon inserting r/ifrickinglovescience into a show about piss and incest jokes.
Never fail to be amazed by the midwit cargo cult that’s emerged around popular science in recent years, people too stupid to actually understand so they treat it like magic. Not sure what their end goal is, maybe feigned intelligence/superiority-by-association?
I loved it well before reddit and memey back when gays on Ganker called it "dumb trippy shit".
It's amazing how opinions magically changed because of Rick and Morty hatred.
I didn't even think Rick and Morty was that bad, but was bewildered that Ganker finally saw the truth that Xavier was a genius show that was wrongfully neglected when it aired.
I would love to watch him in BG3 >ah the druids, the nasty nature loving step-child of wizards and witchzards. Mother Earth is a milf, and she's got the druids druuilling. Surely they will welcome me into their hairy arms when I remove these devious devils from their peaceful pad of pontificating. >Let the child die, it's a lesson she'll remember for the rest of her life (life life life)
>end of BG3 episode >Xavier meets Lump the Enlightened >Lump pukes at the sight of him >upchucks the Warped Headband of Intellect and goes back to being a blithering moron >Xavier puts it on >Becomes intelligent enough to figure out ‘disguise self’ spell >proper human Xavier appears for a single frame >Universe implodes, Trillions of years pass as a new universe begins, earth comes back, slowly we zoom into a desert on earth, the theme song plays >a lone figure in the distance >Jon Irenicus, Half naked, playing a shakashuri
It's a licensed PS2 game for the movie Over the Hedge. Not sure never played it lol
never actually heard about that
I didn't find any corroboration with your claim, but looking them up I can't believe I never recognized that one of them was Towelie.
Cinematico was the studio behind the mocap animation for XRA. They also have a bunch of licensed game work under their rep too.
https://vimeo.com/9416526
It's a licensed PS2 game for the movie Over the Hedge. Not sure never played it lol
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Cinematico was the studio behind the mocap animation for XRA. They also have a bunch of licensed game work under their rep too.
https://vimeo.com/9416526
I remember reading in an interview with Xavier's creators, Vernon Chatman and John Lee, that they were able to pay them less than the industry standard for animators specifically because they worked in the video game industry lol
>Manhunt
Xavier will either TASTE THE PAIN, or he will confuse the shit out of the hunters by talking about some spiritual conundrum, which would force them to suicide.
>Skyrim >My Mod list order is completely bazongled. > I cannot move my arms because Fore's New Idles does not detect the creature pack. >What am I doing here with these 20 wives and my husband Nazeem. >I am not the high king of this place, but somehow I managed to read all 36 lessons of Vivec in the Archmage's chamber and now my brain has made the world go completely bowser. >I need to get rid of all this 4000lbs of junk off my back that other people call treasures
>Stardew Valley
"Alright, time to show these plants, who wears the pants, in this ecolationship. This valley will be hitting it's peak in no time, once they part lips and taste my wholesome parsnips. Those villagers won't call me a freak, once I turn the veggie-tables and sow the seeds of friendship. Time for that hoe; Mother Nature is a single mom, because we are all one in her" >Xavier chops down a tree, crushing a squirrel
"Oooh, sorry mommy. Guess that's a timeout for me." >Xavier lays down against the log and takes a nap as his snake hand licks at the squirrel guts
>Why play jade when its just another color of avarice? It just goes dragon on bringing peace and harmony to the eight pointed star of conflict. Well I won't stand for this e-reptile dysfunction; Mr. Xiaoming-Smaug, tear down this great wall!.
honorable mention to the later scene in that episode where a cloud covers a group of guys in black soot who then immediately get beaten by police officers
>That's a complicated question...It depends on what you mean by "Nord". I believe that that we are here implies to some degree that there are forces larger than us...The very notion of Skyrim itself could be rhetorically riddled to the bare knob of its meaning.
>Death Stranding
It’s like absolutely nothing changes but every person Xavier delivers to ends up dying in some horrible way >Hey there- You’re not Sam weirdo! We don’t cotton to freaks around here >I was told, to put my packaged box, in your slot >Is that insulin for my son? Give it here! >The hologram looks over to the box, starts getting choked out by a ghost hand that springs out >~Ooh, it seems the spirited was spited, You’d think the tombed would be thumbed up to be homed but now, I see even ghosts can’t feel phantom thankfulness >*choking noises*
>Fable >Xavier: The Guildmaster was deep, he taught the way of the Hero! >Flashback to training with the Guildmaster and Whisper. >Guildmaster: Hmmmmm... You don't look much like Hero material to me... >Whisper: You look like your mother was a Chicken Chaser! Look at his face! >Thunder wonders by: Freak, more like it. >Random Guild Apprentice: Honk! >Whisper:Dweeb! >Thunder: Honky Dweeb! >Maze appears before them: Chompsky honk!
>Hmmm, this exquisite corpse sure is hung up with quite the tangle. We aught to topsy his turvy down here so we can check what has him all choked up, matey. >Detective please, we need to- >Oi Cuno! Look at the freak and his pig friend! >What are you, some kind if freak cop? >Some kind of honky cop? >Some kind of chomsky honk?
>real game - diablo ii
He does weird shit and freaks out demons, helps the elizabeth bathory b***h fill a bath with virgin blood by killing children, then kills her and bathes himself in the blood, uses the horadrim cube as a portable masturbatorium and accidentally crafts weird cum-runes, licks up shit and blood from dungeon floors, almost kills Cain by thinking he's a demon, upon learning he knew the dead blacksmith, makes a skinsuit out of him to cheer up Cain, tries to frick the blacksmith, akara, the israelite trader, makes diablo "taste the pain" after annoying the FRICK out of him with a 20-minute monologue >dailyslop fomo simulator - nikke
too lazy to come up with something, I need to shit
he does weird shit and tries to eat or rape the nikkes or something
back after a poop sesh, figured out what he'd do in nikke
basically, they're android slaves with human brains, all female, and they're called nikkes
xavier would be ridiculously racist and sexist and the same time
after hearing they're name nikkers, he'd whip them and order them to pick cotton or something, upon seeing they're women, he'd b***h slap them, try to pimp them and rape them
then he'd paint his face white and start groveling and virtue signalling
>Diablo? What a pecurious name for a demon lord >Me? I'd go for something subtler, like Lucifer Hell Satan of Helldeath
I'd elaborate, but I'm too low iq right now
He'd basically indirectly shit on him, chip away at his self-esteem and make him out to be a one-sided moronic loser that does stupid shit like trying to take over the world all day
>Diablo? What a pecurious name for a demon lord >Me? I'd go for something subtler, like Lucifer Hell Satan of Helldeath
I'd elaborate, but I'm too low iq right now
He'd basically indirectly shit on him, chip away at his self-esteem and make him out to be a one-sided moronic loser that does stupid shit like trying to take over the world all day
>ugh, smells like death (echo - death... death... death...) in here >speaking of deaf, what is this background music >a cacophony fit for a caca phoney (points at diablo) >a symphony for a simp homie >a scherzo for a schizo >a macaca for a frickacka (frickacka.. frickacka...) >a space opera (SOIBOY) >quite the acoustics you've got in your spacious masturbatorium, young man >I can't see anything, lend me an unused flashlight? wooaah, slippery what do you think bros, I tried
does it sound like xavier dialogue? Is it bad, or good?
Not the last game I played but I imagine he'd fit right in among Silent Hill's horrors
He'd find a way to make hellspawn's life a living hell with his annoying bullshit
>Legacy of Kain >Kain:You imbecile! By grabbing that sword, you have ensured the doom of all of nosgoth! My one gamble RUINED by a lame commoner in a move that not even Mobius could foresee! Do you not see that the soul reaver is meant to absorb the life force of another being? >Xavier: I have not doomed anyone since i doomed that pretty lady back in Willendorf, if you doom what I mean, but you had me at absorb the life force, just like that lady did with me, and you say this sword can do the same? Sign me in >Xavier proceeds to stab himself with the soul reaver >Xavier finds another xavier inside the soul reaver
I honestly haven't watched enough of the show to tell you, although i liked the show.
I'm still not convinced the show wasn't fully made by some primitive AI without a single human contributing in any way to it.
Reminder that its okay now to stop pretending to like Xavier Reddit Angel now that Rick and Morty has been cancelled.
>Xavier Reddit Angel
>Xavier Reddit Angel
Xavier never got big like Rick and Morty did. It died obscure and then found a fanbase way after.
I loved Xavier since before Reddit & Memey existed. Which isn't hard, sicne the show's like, 20 fricking years old.
Xavier is way more hipster than Rick and Morty. Like, it would honestly be embarrassing to try to show it to some random person because it's so up itself.
yeah I'd say if you're not comfortable taking ketamine with someone don't watch xra with them
pretending?
In the last fifteen years we have witnessed an event that, I believe, is unique in the history of the natural sciences: their subjugation to and incorporation into the whirls and frenzies of disgusting publicity and propaganda. This is no doubt symptomatic of the precarious position assigned by present-day society to any form of intellectual activity. Such intellectual pursuits have at all times been both absurd and fragile; but they become ever more ludicrous when, as is now true of science, they become mass professions and must, as homeless pretentious parasites, justify their right to exist in a period devoted to nothing but the rapid consumption of goods and amusements. These sciences were always a divertissement in the sense in which Pascal used the word; but what is their function in a society living under the motto lunam et circenses? Are they only a band of court jesters in search of courts which, if they ever existed, have long lost their desire to be amused?
You sound like a random deus ex npc.
frick off, homosexual
Xavier should’ve gotten the same cult following Rick n morty got
It’s more deserving of it
You wouldn't be able to be in the cool kids club of it did. Rick and Morty used to be part of the gang until the nerd jumping around on a table at mc donalds made it like so totally uncool.
The thing that made R&M unfunny was that fat frick Dan Harmon inserting r/ifrickinglovescience into a show about piss and incest jokes.
Never fail to be amazed by the midwit cargo cult that’s emerged around popular science in recent years, people too stupid to actually understand so they treat it like magic. Not sure what their end goal is, maybe feigned intelligence/superiority-by-association?
I loved it well before reddit and memey back when gays on Ganker called it "dumb trippy shit".
It's amazing how opinions magically changed because of Rick and Morty hatred.
I didn't even think Rick and Morty was that bad, but was bewildered that Ganker finally saw the truth that Xavier was a genius show that was wrongfully neglected when it aired.
I don't have to pretend, it really is funny.
The best part of R&M is that it made me aware of this show.
I don't care I'm more of a Wonder Showzen guy anyway
white people
havin' fun
GENOCIDE FOR EVERYONE WHO ISN'T WHITE
Reminder that its okay now to stop pretending to hate Xavier Reddit Angel now that Rick and Morty has been cancelled.
Xavier is tge most Ganker show there is
I'm pretty sure many years ago I saw Ganker threads openly loving Rick and Morty.
I wonder what happened, not that I will ever watch it.
It got up it's own ass with
>muh nihilism
>muh midwittery
and generally thinking itself smarter than it actually was.
For one it stopped being funny after season 2
Second, pseudo intellectual redditors started worshiping it and made it uncool by association
it got cancelled? looks like god is real after all
Pretty sure Xavier is a Durge.
>Planescape: Torment
He would fit right in.
>Final boss fight is the phone booth scene
>SMTV
way too god damn much.
>Alundra
everyone dies
It becomes an existentialist masterpiece.
>Noita
there is literally an episode about an all gold town
>Starfield
game ending already happened in the show, would make for entertaining companion at least
I would love to watch him in BG3
>ah the druids, the nasty nature loving step-child of wizards and witchzards. Mother Earth is a milf, and she's got the druids druuilling. Surely they will welcome me into their hairy arms when I remove these devious devils from their peaceful pad of pontificating.
>Let the child die, it's a lesson she'll remember for the rest of her life (life life life)
>let the child die, it's a lesson she'll remember for the rest of her life
Yep, that's XRA writing alright.
>end of BG3 episode
>Xavier meets Lump the Enlightened
>Lump pukes at the sight of him
>upchucks the Warped Headband of Intellect and goes back to being a blithering moron
>Xavier puts it on
>Becomes intelligent enough to figure out ‘disguise self’ spell
>proper human Xavier appears for a single frame
>Universe implodes, Trillions of years pass as a new universe begins, earth comes back, slowly we zoom into a desert on earth, the theme song plays
>a lone figure in the distance
>Jon Irenicus, Half naked, playing a shakashuri
nice
fun fact: the creators of XRA made this.
never actually heard about that
what is that? is it fun?
It's a licensed PS2 game for the movie Over the Hedge. Not sure never played it lol
Cinematico was the studio behind the mocap animation for XRA. They also have a bunch of licensed game work under their rep too.
https://vimeo.com/9416526
I think that's a fast and loose use of the word "creators," but that's still pretty funny.
This era slowly had me turning away from Adult Swim, but I would gladly have it back now.
Yea, I looked into it more, PFFFR is more of the brainchild behind XRA. Cinematico were just the animators.
>that quick shot of Xavier
Snack attack or helping people?
I didn't find any corroboration with your claim, but looking them up I can't believe I never recognized that one of them was Towelie.
Based if true. Game is actually more fun than cartoon.
What the frick? Really? That game was genuinely fun as frick
I remember reading in an interview with Xavier's creators, Vernon Chatman and John Lee, that they were able to pay them less than the industry standard for animators specifically because they worked in the video game industry lol
> Kenshi
Oddly fitting
Dead in the water, it's not a paid vacation...
>Manhunt
Xavier will either TASTE THE PAIN, or he will confuse the shit out of the hunters by talking about some spiritual conundrum, which would force them to suicide.
Xavier is basically the OSRS player character.
>rambles on in
>becomes involved in a problem
>makes everything worse
>offers a solution
>leaves
>Vampire the Masquerade Bloodlines
So... a Malk
That’s so fitting Xavier going around solving vampires problems while saying the most schizo shit
Modded Terraria meaning he would be right at home there.
>Ac6
The game becomes objectively better
Allmind's gonna get conundrummer'd
>Skyrim
>My Mod list order is completely bazongled.
> I cannot move my arms because Fore's New Idles does not detect the creature pack.
>What am I doing here with these 20 wives and my husband Nazeem.
>I am not the high king of this place, but somehow I managed to read all 36 lessons of Vivec in the Archmage's chamber and now my brain has made the world go completely bowser.
>I need to get rid of all this 4000lbs of junk off my back that other people call treasures
Has someone try to make xavier in spore? Never seen a pic related
he technically appears as a character
What game?
Snoot Game
>Stardew Valley
"Alright, time to show these plants, who wears the pants, in this ecolationship. This valley will be hitting it's peak in no time, once they part lips and taste my wholesome parsnips. Those villagers won't call me a freak, once I turn the veggie-tables and sow the seeds of friendship. Time for that hoe; Mother Nature is a single mom, because we are all one in her"
>Xavier chops down a tree, crushing a squirrel
"Oooh, sorry mommy. Guess that's a timeout for me."
>Xavier lays down against the log and takes a nap as his snake hand licks at the squirrel guts
>Bloodborne
He'd fit right in
>Why play jade when its just another color of avarice? It just goes dragon on bringing peace and harmony to the eight pointed star of conflict. Well I won't stand for this e-reptile dysfunction; Mr. Xiaoming-Smaug, tear down this great wall!.
haha I saw this meme on a meme wiki website like lol I love Ganker culture
TASTE THE PAIN
post your favorite scenes
>I caught this wigger staring saucy at my mistress
kek
Maybe this pick is too easy but it's just non-stop gold
>Are you so dumb you even answer rhetorical questions?
>I don't know, do you?
HEHEHE
?si=AvRhsaVlTmSU8pYO&t=618
The run cycle at the end gets me everytime.
succatash
succatash
call us up
win some cash
>aw he's just playin
honorable mention to the later scene in that episode where a cloud covers a group of guys in black soot who then immediately get beaten by police officers
Anyone else find many of the episodes unsettling, including these? It's just creepy and surreal
well yeah that's part of the appeal, the funniest episodes are the nightmarish ones
>Gray-mane or Battle-born?
>That's a complicated question...It depends on what you mean by "Nord". I believe that that we are here implies to some degree that there are forces larger than us...The very notion of Skyrim itself could be rhetorically riddled to the bare knob of its meaning.
Nothing changes.
What am I looking at?
I think that's from Disco Elysium
>gay commy shit
Pass
we know youre a gay commie but theres really no need to inform us about you passing gas
We don't cotton to xra threads 'round these parts
>perhaps there was nothing wrong with you
Genuinely what was the final line and scene meant to imply?
It needs to be raining for the memory jogging dance
That's the irony part
Pain is just an excuse invented by poor people
>Death Stranding
It’s like absolutely nothing changes but every person Xavier delivers to ends up dying in some horrible way
>Hey there- You’re not Sam weirdo! We don’t cotton to freaks around here
>I was told, to put my packaged box, in your slot
>Is that insulin for my son? Give it here!
>The hologram looks over to the box, starts getting choked out by a ghost hand that springs out
>~Ooh, it seems the spirited was spited, You’d think the tombed would be thumbed up to be homed but now, I see even ghosts can’t feel phantom thankfulness
>*choking noises*
>Book of Hours/Cultist Simulator
Since I don't believe he is an hour material, he is still worth long/name status. What hours are his patrons?
Moth and Vagabond, moth's whimsy suits him pretty well tbh. Maybe also a bit of lantern just for shits and giggles.
>Persona 1 (psp)
I don't even fricking know, but Reiji's definitely getting the 5th slot
>Fable
>Xavier: The Guildmaster was deep, he taught the way of the Hero!
>Flashback to training with the Guildmaster and Whisper.
>Guildmaster: Hmmmmm... You don't look much like Hero material to me...
>Whisper: You look like your mother was a Chicken Chaser! Look at his face!
>Thunder wonders by: Freak, more like it.
>Random Guild Apprentice: Honk!
>Whisper:Dweeb!
>Thunder: Honky Dweeb!
>Maze appears before them: Chompsky honk!
>Xavier keeps screwing up doing good deeds, gets devil horns, assumes it's a good boy medal
>Disco Elysium
I'd pay full AAA money for that
Double Dragon 3. (NES version)
I can already taste the pain.
>Disco Elysium
He solves the case in a single day but gives Kim a mental breakdown in the process
>Hmmm, this exquisite corpse sure is hung up with quite the tangle. We aught to topsy his turvy down here so we can check what has him all choked up, matey.
>Detective please, we need to-
>Oi Cuno! Look at the freak and his pig friend!
>What are you, some kind if freak cop?
>Some kind of honky cop?
>Some kind of chomsky honk?
>real game - diablo ii
He does weird shit and freaks out demons, helps the elizabeth bathory b***h fill a bath with virgin blood by killing children, then kills her and bathes himself in the blood, uses the horadrim cube as a portable masturbatorium and accidentally crafts weird cum-runes, licks up shit and blood from dungeon floors, almost kills Cain by thinking he's a demon, upon learning he knew the dead blacksmith, makes a skinsuit out of him to cheer up Cain, tries to frick the blacksmith, akara, the israelite trader, makes diablo "taste the pain" after annoying the FRICK out of him with a 20-minute monologue
>dailyslop fomo simulator - nikke
too lazy to come up with something, I need to shit
he does weird shit and tries to eat or rape the nikkes or something
back after a poop sesh, figured out what he'd do in nikke
basically, they're android slaves with human brains, all female, and they're called nikkes
xavier would be ridiculously racist and sexist and the same time
after hearing they're name nikkers, he'd whip them and order them to pick cotton or something, upon seeing they're women, he'd b***h slap them, try to pimp them and rape them
then he'd paint his face white and start groveling and virtue signalling
>Diablo? What a pecurious name for a demon lord
>Me? I'd go for something subtler, like Lucifer Hell Satan of Helldeath
I'd elaborate, but I'm too low iq right now
He'd basically indirectly shit on him, chip away at his self-esteem and make him out to be a one-sided moronic loser that does stupid shit like trying to take over the world all day
>ugh, smells like death (echo - death... death... death...) in here
>speaking of deaf, what is this background music
>a cacophony fit for a caca phoney (points at diablo)
>a symphony for a simp homie
>a scherzo for a schizo
>a macaca for a frickacka (frickacka.. frickacka...)
>a space opera (SOIBOY)
>quite the acoustics you've got in your spacious masturbatorium, young man
>I can't see anything, lend me an unused flashlight? wooaah, slippery
what do you think bros, I tried
does it sound like xavier dialogue? Is it bad, or good?
Well for my money you nailed it, they do the death-deaf type shit constantly
Yours was better, but it's still funny that it manages to create something resrambling xavier's speech.
Not the last game I played but I imagine he'd fit right in among Silent Hill's horrors
He'd find a way to make hellspawn's life a living hell with his annoying bullshit
He'd taste the pain
>Deltarune
I'd like him to create a Dark World,
best 'adventure trip' you'd have for your entire life
>mgs v
since it's mostly dessert he'll fit
>Legacy of Kain
>Kain:You imbecile! By grabbing that sword, you have ensured the doom of all of nosgoth! My one gamble RUINED by a lame commoner in a move that not even Mobius could foresee! Do you not see that the soul reaver is meant to absorb the life force of another being?
>Xavier: I have not doomed anyone since i doomed that pretty lady back in Willendorf, if you doom what I mean, but you had me at absorb the life force, just like that lady did with me, and you say this sword can do the same? Sign me in
>Xavier proceeds to stab himself with the soul reaver
>Xavier finds another xavier inside the soul reaver
Guilty gear strive, nothing changes, the lore makes slightly more sense. Xavier is probably a pretty strong character.
I honestly haven't watched enough of the show to tell you, although i liked the show.
I'm still not convinced the show wasn't fully made by some primitive AI without a single human contributing in any way to it.
> Postal 4
Whatever he does, it'll be the funniest thing in the entire game by far.
>Orb of Creation
Now that's meta.
Wanna say he'd be a legendary lord of Tzeentch but wouldn't actually know it or follow Tzeentch.