Xenochads are eating good, no matter what. >Xenogears 2DHD

Xenochads are eating good, no matter what

>Xenogears 2DHD
Very likely to happen considering Square Enix is hellbent into remaking everything 2D in this style and how much of a cult classic it is. This would be its best case scenario, making the game look even prettier but with 1:1 conversion not requiring any additional writing (I seriously hope you don't want the FF7 remake-actually-sequel time travel shit, I'd rather just have the Fei photoshop sessions as they are)

>Xenosaga ports
Monolith tries to shove xenosaga things into everything, so it's clear someone there would be very interested in porting it, Bamco thinks it wouldn't make money so it would need to be a Bayonetta-like situation where Nintendo pours all the money into it.

>Xenoblade X
Very unlikely to happen until the next console but who knows: Monolith Soft are wizards who can shit out remakes and new games on a very fast pace, and XenoX would only cater to core fans anyway, so they mightaswell bank on the Switch since every Xenoblade fan should have it by this point.

>New IP
Still no news on that middle ages inspired new IP Monolith Soft was recruiting for a while back

Even if none of these happens we STILL win because you just know the next one is around the corner

MARIOgayS BROKEN BY THE MANDATE
ZELDAgayS BROKEN BY GLORIFIED DLC
PIKMIN gayS LEGIT DO NOT EXIST
POKEMON GEN 9 ALREADY FORGOTTEN AND BURIED
METROIDKEKS b***h AND MOAN ALREADY DESPITE HAVING TWO GAMES BACK TO BACK
XENOCHADS JUST WIN EVERY YEAR

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  1. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    woah can’t wait to play 100 hour game’s again for 60$

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Right? It's such a good deal for what you're paying.

  2. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    xenoblade sucked but pyra is peak sex so i wish you all the best anon

  3. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't forget there's also four Xenoblade amiibos upcoming.

  4. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Weird how my filter of "chads" didn't catch this...

  5. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    ports
    those are happening

  6. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I tried playing xenoblade chronicles on ryujinx and it was horrible it lagged hard and the fighting system sucks I was supposed to kill a flying bat for a mission but there was no way to so I quit
    t. 1660 Ti

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just play it on Dolphin if you don't want to buy a switch: there are Dolphin builds specifically tailored for Xenoblade and 4K texture packs

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      > I was supposed to kill a flying bat for a mission but there was no way to so I quit
      The middle button of the art palette, if you press down it turns into an arrow that allows you to lure enemies towards you.
      Pretty sure the game teaches you that.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Emulators are CPU bound you gigatard.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kys Black person how are GRAPHICS generated with cpu go educate yourself inbred monkey

  7. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Habbening

  8. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Xenogears 2DHD
    >2DHD
    >instead of a remake
    >Xenosaga ports
    >ports
    >instead of a remake
    Literally for what purpose? Who gives a shit?
    Who in the world would be hyped for this?
    Why not just emulate the originals at this point? Where's the difference?

    >XENOCHADS JUST WIN EVERY YEAR
    WOW! It's another massively wasted chance, what a fricking victory!

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      2DHD IS a remake
      And Xenosaga ports would obviously be remasters

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      2DHD
      >>2DHD
      of a remake
      Are you moronic? A 2dhd game would be a remake.

  9. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    im playing xenoblade 2 right now and it's mid af

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      fr fr no cap they be cray cray deadass homie

  10. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh look, Xenoblade fans think they're one of Nintendo's big dog IPs again, even though none of their entries could even outsell ARMS.
    Nothing insecure about this thread at all...

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >insecure about being a niche fandom
      >perpetual victim complex that leaves them unable to accept their games as being anything less than flawless
      >constantly horny so they never actually discuss the games
      >constant defense for self-insert homosexualry escapism above nuanced character writing despite supposedly being a story driven franchise
      Name a worse fanbase under the Nintendo umbrella than Xenoblade

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Metroid, F-Zero, and FE

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Paper Mario fans are definitely trash-tier too

  11. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I seriously hope you don't want the FF7 remake-actually-sequel time travel shit
    Is that not what Xenoblade is for?

  12. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Square
    >Bamco
    Nintendo will buy the rights for Xenogears and Xenosaga for Monolith.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Saga perhaps, but not fricking way with Gears.
      Square Enix will fight to defend whatever ownership they may have over that IP.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe after FF16 fails to meet Square's high expectations they will be desperate for cash.

  13. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly I just want the Xeno franchise to end here, at least as far as brand new content goes. We're basically one step away from going into capeshit "OH MY GOD IS THAT THE GUY I RECOGNIZE FROM [OLDER THING]? WOAHHH THE TWO ARE CONNECTED GWEINJWWGQBO" kind of stuff. We already got a little too much of it in Future Redeemed

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >We already got a little too much of it in Future Redeemed
      I would disagree in that Xenoblade 3 should have given better resolutions to the characters from the past games after shitting on their separate endings with muh infinite now.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        that's the exact kind of capeshit thing I mean anon

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          NTA but neither is really a good way to move forward, and 3 wanted to do both simultaneously (which is ironic for a game that tries to push the ‘embrace future’ shit so heavily).
          One option is steamrolling over the happy ending of two self-contained stories to force them into some new mold. The other is clinging on to those same old stories and refusing to let them rest and speak for themselves.
          Any logical human being would try to just tell a new story in this universe and let the legacy adventure rest, but most everyone in charge of a JRPG franchise is a fricking moron who thinks that their idea for faux-philosophical multipart interconnected epics is both super-smart and super-marketable. It’s the same shit that happened with FF7. Dumbshits in charge refusing to just let something go after it ran it’s course, so now it gets to be re-raped and re-packaged every other year or so for clapping idiots.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's already known that the next phase in the series is going to leave everything behind. The only thing from any other game is that KOS-MOS is probably going show up, but other than that the series is moving forward with completely different stories and characters. Even in Xenoblade 3 they were afraid of connecting it too much with the previous games and Future Redeemed was for fans to make up for it.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you ask me, they didn't connect nearly enough in the base game of 3 or the DLC.

        It's like half the team liked the idea of tying things back to the previous games but the other half didn't so to compromise, they would tie back some things in the most half assed way.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          >It's like half the team liked the idea of tying things back to the previous games but the other half didn't so to compromise, they would tie back some things in the most half assed way.
          This about sums it up, and I'd wonder how much of it was Nintendo being the other half dictating that it had to be accessible to new players.

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            >dictating that it had to be accessible to new players.
            That's not really Nintendo's MO.

  14. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    i want plapping sex to get pyra pregnant

  15. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Xenogears 2DHD
    Maybe the game will be finished this time.

  16. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    What do Xenofans think of a potential Project X Zone 3?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm already tired of crossovers within the same series, as

      Honestly I just want the Xeno franchise to end here, at least as far as brand new content goes. We're basically one step away from going into capeshit "OH MY GOD IS THAT THE GUY I RECOGNIZE FROM [OLDER THING]? WOAHHH THE TWO ARE CONNECTED GWEINJWWGQBO" kind of stuff. We already got a little too much of it in Future Redeemed

      this anon is, I really don't care about these isekai non-canon crossovers things either, at least Smash has zero story

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly I just want the Xeno franchise to end here, at least as far as brand new content goes. We're basically one step away from going into capeshit "OH MY GOD IS THAT THE GUY I RECOGNIZE FROM [OLDER THING]? WOAHHH THE TWO ARE CONNECTED GWEINJWWGQBO" kind of stuff. We already got a little too much of it in Future Redeemed

        Why are people posting like the games don't take place in the same universe.

        This is like being mad that a story features some characters from Book 1 in Book 2. It's still the same story, it's not like the shit in Book 1 didn't happen

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          The popular opinion is that shared universe is good, so the contrarian stance to take is that it sucks. You can't expect certain individuals to have a nuanced take, it's all black or white.

  17. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no xcx
    Fricking xenonerdz whens the good one coming to switch?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      They can’t get it to run on the Switch.

  18. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Pyraposter
    >Infights with Nintendo fans
    Unsurprising. Probably unironically scrimbloposts too

  19. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Xenogears 2DHD Very likely to happen
    What? No.

  20. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >So tilted you consolewargay against your own team
    This is new levels of cuckoldry

  21. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Xenogears 2DHD
    No way in hell Square is EVER touching Gears again. They will hold onto it forever and let it rot.
    >Xenosaga ports
    Can see this one. I hope it comes soon just so they could add some QoL to 1 & 2
    >Xenoblade X
    I think is more likely then people thing tbh.

    My pipedream is a xenoblade warriors

  22. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    After being obsessed with Xenoblade with Future Redeemed, I've really cooled off on the series.

    It'd be nice to have some filler stuff in the interim between the next big thing, but after 3, I'm fine with waiting until they get their shit together.

  23. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Still no news on that middle ages inspired new IP Monolith Soft was recruiting for a while back
    Unironically probably just Xenoblade 3

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was TOTK. It has over 100 Monolith employees in the credits

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Monolith is Nintendo's golden goose at this point. They should let them put their feelers into a Mario title. That shit'd be pretty gnarly.

  24. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Please buy the Baten Kaitos remaster assumming it's a good one and not dogshit like the one Symphonia just got.

  25. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Xenogears 2DHD
    >Xenosaga ports
    lol
    Not in a million years

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