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DRK bros when the frick is it our turn for buffs or reworks?
Will DT give us the big ass swords we crave?

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    give us 3.x drk back

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You want 3.x DRK back? The DRK that lost to PLD in utility and lost to WAR in damage? Fricking moron. "b-b-b-but muh old rotations and mechs", your shit was awful in 3.x and that's why nobody played DRK

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    With that thing about Zero giving Ryne the Memoria Crystal with Zeromus, it really seems to be like they are setting up First/Thirteen restoration. Would surprise me if they do both at the same time

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Still on team "they're gonna turn it into a foray".

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It would make sense, since they clearly intend to involve Gaïa in the whole thing, but they're too cowardly to ever make a raid series mandatory for the MSQ, so anything involving her can only be side content.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          All the people who cried about number of quests between ARR and HW are to blame. Coils should be mandatory.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Coils, Triad, and Eden should all be mandatory really.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      people where hyped when they revelead unulkalhai real identity in hw
      people got hyped when they did voidquests in shb, look where that brought us
      at this point the devs should not be trusted with following up stuff because they are so motivated to let everything 1.0 behind that they will either forget or completely ignore.

      dude, the mistery of the elementals still got no explanation to this day, it was just quietly sidelined and shove in a few lines here and there "they're asleep, they're related to gods, elementals are arcane entities with no soul"
      which explains zero ass shit regarding their behavior in 1.0, apparent time travel powers, and dimension hoping

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        New writers are trash and ruined every bit of lore set up prior to SHB.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Elementals are just Ancient creations that grew powerful over time. You can see them in Elpis.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          yes and no, elpis talks about elementals as a whole, all aspected sprites, like the many you see in low lvl zones, these are not the gridania elementals
          gridania elementals are like the eureka fairies
          and while the elpis explanation do apply to them
          like ive said
          "elementals are arcane entities with no soul"
          they never explained what they are, and why they're like that
          no other elemental in elpis or elsewhere have the power to bend reality, teleport people to nowhere and basically start a large disaster if they want too
          they didn't even explain the correlation between the gridanian mask and the elementals, in lore the masks are used to soothe the elementals, and while you can clearly make a correlation with the ancient masks, this is a connotation given by the players, the writers aren't even aware of this and likely ended up being just a coincidence as they never address it, fully, or even hint to it.

          in the end, the only "explanation" we end up getting is the one the community came up with because the writers clearly don't give a shit about old lore

          want another mistery that they will never touch ever again? the depths of gelmorra being light aspected so much that it resembles vaulthry sin eater palace, there is clearly a connection there, but in shb they didnt even get near gelmorra and decided to use writer's pet char and assets with the CT and simp cat

          we have just so much that they choose to ignore out of laziness
          a void arc in patches and no mention of the void ark technology or mhachi knowledge being used to handle it?
          no cylva and unulkalhai? even when they were the void characters up til zero showed up
          making gaia, who can literally shard travel and open portals for voidsent be relegated to an additional dialogue in MSQ when you're in theory dealing with a catastrophe tier event under a ticking clock?
          "world may end? ok call me next time wol, wink wink, imma eat cookies"

          FRICK YOU ISHIKAWA AND FRICK WHOEVER JUNIOR WRITER WHO DID 6.X

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I can't believe the fricking audacity of that b***h to tell us to make up with these sons of b***hes elementals.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              these frickers literally groom and abduct kids in 1.0
              then in 2.0 we pretend thsi never happen and they just "bless" random kids with padjal magic

              [...]
              [...]
              [...]
              Literally seething that there was comic relief in the story.

              the image is a bad bait for this anon, wow always had tons of comic reliefs, the people who mald at rabbits and hildi are moronic americans, the type which have double chins and are always drooling kfc chicken grease while riding their fat people karts

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            based, glad to see people actually pay attention to lore.
            Kids that were kidnapped by the elementals are still missing too, while Nophicia said "they didn't do nothin'."
            Bitch, what?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >the depths of gelmorra being light aspected so much that it resembles vaulthry sin eater palace, there is clearly a connection there
            I thought that was because gelmorra was the burial ground for amdapor, which was just as far into light as mhach was void.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Wasn't Gelmorra way older than Amdapor?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, that's why they could discover/use it.
                Like their version of allagan shit.
                I could be wrong though. It's been a long time since I was into PotD.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, that's why they could discover/use it.
                Like their version of allagan shit.
                I could be wrong though. It's been a long time since I was into PotD.

                No, Amdapor was during the War of the Magi in the Fifth Astral Era. Gelmorra is an early Sixth Astral Era civilization created when people came back down from the mountains after the flood. Gelmorra directly led into Gridania.

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    DRK was literally the only reason why I started playing this garbage game. Too bad the gameplay is just slowed down wow. I would play wow again but wow's fashion is probably the worst in the mmo history

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only thing that made DRK remotely good was its much higher damage compared to the other tanks
    Now that it doesn't do good damage, it's worthless
    It needs better self sustain

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      you don't even do savages/ultimates so why does it matter

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I do savage
        But I'm not big into ultimate

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          NTA but if you think drks only benefit was it's damage and not the fact it also has some of the best (if not the best) self mitigation in savage/ultimates while also still having some of the most insane levels of 2minute burst damage that compares to fricking melee jobs, then i'm inclined to believe you barely even play savage yourself.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            well big grin is right and can confirm, it really depends on the tier/fight, this savage specifically every other tank is better now, in ults yeah drk has its uses (not the 70 ults, bringing drk to those is griefing)
            if savage continues to be full uptime then every other job is better
            sure you get the 2 mins but ONLY if you have the raid buffs to elevate it to be actually good
            if you bring in a blm sam mch sage and whm then drk is garbage

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >it really depends on the tier/fight, this savage specifically every other tank is better now
              this wasn't true in endwalker, nor was it true in shadowbringers either. i don't get why you homosexual drk try to undermine how powerful this job actually is, it's like you guys have some sort of grudge from when warrior completely dominated heavensward, drk will most likely continue to be the premier tank in fricking dawntrail too and you guys will continue to pretend it's somehow the worst tank in the game.

              [...]
              I've been playing longer than both of you goobers
              I think you're projecting your insecurities onto me....
              [...]
              I don't main Tanks
              All I remember is my static tanks talking about how DRK was a clusterfrick to play in an annoying way with the burst window
              All anyone would talk about is its damage
              You can make the other tanks work fine with mit probably, I guess Dark Mind is a pretty crazy mit for busters but the other tanks have passive mitigation with Bulwark/Camo and Thrill is "ok" I guess
              I know TBN is pretty good

              >All I remember is my static tanks talking about how DRK was a clusterfrick to play in an annoying way with the burst window
              all you fricking do is dump your 500000 ogcd's into 2 minutes, are you static members moronic or something. how is this different from any other job in the game.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                well it is true in endwalker now, since 6.4, i mean it had better damage than pld but now pld can pull better damage if no raid buffs
                also why do you have such a hateboner for drk? like you do understand that everyone has to mit the same way right? so what does it matter if you have the best mitigation (which isn't true for most current savage fights) when everyone either kitchen sinks, 28%s or invulns everything?
                i guess heart of corundum literally being pocket excog, bloodwhetting being the best self-heal in the game and whatever the frick pld has is as good as oblation and tbn... OH WAIT IT ISN'T which leads me to my next point

                [...]
                I've been playing longer than both of you goobers
                I think you're projecting your insecurities onto me....
                [...]
                I don't main Tanks
                All I remember is my static tanks talking about how DRK was a clusterfrick to play in an annoying way with the burst window
                All anyone would talk about is its damage
                You can make the other tanks work fine with mit probably, I guess Dark Mind is a pretty crazy mit for busters but the other tanks have passive mitigation with Bulwark/Camo and Thrill is "ok" I guess
                I know TBN is pretty good

                i don't think tbn is as good as people think it is, in savage is very dependant on situations (aside from tbs and aoes sure i'm talking more that it's a good run-saver if you manage to protect someone with it which in most current savage cases it really doesn't happen because lmao bodychecks) while in ults it's better due to auto-attacks in most of them or constant damage going out

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's why I said the burst window is annoying not hard
                They were b***hing about hitting CDs and defensive CDs or whatever else while dumping in 2 minutes

                >1 month before me
                wooooow
                How many times have you unsubbed though, huh

                lol comedy
                I think the longest was 3.1, I think I unsubbed for half a year or more because of the state of the game
                I took a decent break in ShB too

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >haha, btw you should know about unuk and cylva
    >we were there on the first 2 days ago but I guess I forgot, haha

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >2 days ago
      I think it was straight up just a few hours ago.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I already consider Gaia just showing up in the MSQ to be a huge victory. Maybe they'll stop with the "uhhh sidecontent character, gomen"shit by next expac.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wouldn't be surprised if they eventually make Eden mandatory like they did with Crystal Tower.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well if you did not finsih eden she did not show up.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          This, I didn't finish Eden and the crackprostitute never once stained my screen.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"There are other natives of the Thirteenth working toward our same goal?"
      >"Damn that's crazy lol tell them I said hi or something I guess lol anyway later"

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >haha, btw you should know about unuk and cylva
        >we were there on the first 2 days ago but I guess I forgot, haha

        What did you want?
        For Unu and Cylv to go back to the thirteenth where they'd immediately turn into voidsent since they don't have physical bodies?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          If only they had a friend with mastery over darkness just like Ryne has over light..........

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            And what did you want her to do?
            She doesn't know how to use any of her ascian shit so it's not like she could open a rift to the thirteenth.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >She doesn't know how to use any of her ascian shit
              Mitron was forcibly opening her memories of previous lives.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Pity all the memories he opened was just taking his dick and not her duties as an ascian.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      i was planning to rush through a Sage and a Red Mage on the role quest shit, but realizing it's little more than a pointless side mention that may as well not exist made me pull the trigger and go finish shit instead

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        side quests have been one of the greatest abortions in this game
        shb void quests are cool, but they ultimately will lead nowhere
        you even see unulkalhai learning how to open void portals and realizing the kid from the mage role quests may be his 1st shard
        you have cylva invinting you elsewhere and showing you that she was the shadowlord and telling how gaia and mitron send her to the first promising that the 1st calamity would fix the 13th, and in consequence showing how gaia and mitron og plan was actually unfrick the 13th and they didn't expect ardbert to be competent enough to destroy them

        then the quest ends with a promise of future iterations but you know, this is xiv, so frick these guys, lets make a brand new writer's pet and make this all about her instead
        essentially everyone is getting the gaius treatment, give em a side quest and let em rot where people won't remember

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >mfw we are at the exact point of the timeline where FFXIV has gone to shit and turned into WoW 2.0

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            yes, but instead of sylvanas we have estinien and graha
            iam even willing to bet that somewhere down the line they will have to "reforge" a hydaelyn or zodiark because the lifestream is dying or something, then a new char will pop out of nowhere and become the thing, like how wow did with that troony becoming the new lich king in sh

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          don't forget the dozens of random sidequests they add every expansion that might as well not exist because the xp you get is less than fricking fates

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don't understand why sidequest and fates give such shit XP, the most optimal way to level up is POTD, Bozja and dungeons, I'm fricking shit of it, at least sidequest would let me experience lore, run around the world ALL while advancing levels in my other jobs

            it's like they like to syphon fun from the game, why not try to design something about FUN value instead of time wasting? the more fun something is the more people will play it, thus making you more money in the end

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              You can only do sidequests once too. What's the point of them giving such shit EXP?

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              I honestly think the leveling experience in FF14 is one of the worst. Not the worst, I don't have enough experience in MMOs to really say that hard, I know some shit out there gets super moronic and especially on Korean games. But 14's leveling is all based around "take this job through an expansion and you'll be leveled and probably come out the other end ready for the next expansion", and then every other job is stuck spamming roulettes and Bozja/Deeps excessively to an absurd degree. It's not about the speed, an efficient player can speed that along in no time, but rather the fricking misery that is having to mull through the same handfuls of content because you'll be endlessly rerunning ARR dungeons most of the time or Main Scenario Prae.

              >are realizing it's 3 months to the next big update

              part 2 is a big update now?
              is this the current cope?
              part 2 patches were never big, much less now
              what will it bring? 1 criterion, 1 hildi quest, 1 tome relic and 1 island update?
              you really think this is big? big enough to justify waiting until august/september for the expac?

              6.55, not 6.1 you dumbass. the .55 patches are always a full patch release in their own right.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I always thought it was the worst, but morons keep telling me "no bro! it's fine! it should take time!! you need to learn the class"

                I realized, after doing my 4502342034020th praetorium run, that I'm wasting my time, nowadays I only main one job and unsub when content runs out

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                it's especially bad with each new moogle tomestone event because praetorium is one of if not the best earners for that shit, so you're encouraged to spend the better part of an hour over and over and over and over and over watching Nero and Gaius never shut the everliving frick up, most of the time not even having new players anymore, just to get what you want from the event

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                They should have remade Prae into a solo dungeon/instance, and have Ultima be a trial, same with the other dungeon with the moronic "shoot at the ship with this janky ass gimmick of reloading"

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I do all of them anyway because they hold some neat lore

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Only half of them have any lore at all in them, the other are all just some random fricking schmuck asking you to do a fetch quest while he tells you a sob story about why he can't do it on his own.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                nta but all of them have varying degrees of lore. Some are just simple fun facts.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                You must have a very selective memory then, I've done about 80% of them quite recently since I had FRICKALL to do in the game while having sub days to burn so I though that yeah, doing side quests to get lore and minor stories can be fun to do.

                For every "Zombies are people too", "Of errant Epistles", "A new Favourite", "A Leafman and a Hero" and "Left Alive" there are 10 quests that are exactly what I described where you don't even get a small story out of it, just a comment on why the characters can't get of their asses and get shit done on their own.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I just don't understand why they are so afraid of just buffing the yellow quests EXP. Since you can only do them ONCE they should give you at least 3/4ths of a MSQ and/or have some involved story thing or some gameplay thing that they are afraid to use in the MSQ since shitters would get angry at being roadblocked.

            As they exist right fricking now they should just all be deleted from the game except for the few that actually give you glam, cards or pets

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >gaius treatment
          This has bothered me immensely coming into the game late but with a continuous run through of the story. With as important as he was up to that point I was a little annoyed with him not getting voice acted scenes in his side raid series, but whatever, then massively disappointed that he has had nothing to do in the Garlemald arc at all.
          Bothered me that Cid has been delegated to side content hell too despite being your bro and important for awhile too, though after hearing his and Nero's random VA change in the ShB post stuff I kinda lost the want to have them back all that much anyways, their new voices didn't really match the characters that well to me

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            EW 6.0 treatmenf of gaius shouldve been a red flag on how they're doing things nowadays
            "i care a lot for garlemald but iam not going with you because people would follow me"

            1:1 the same they did with cylva and unul

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>>/vg/

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      have fun in /vg/ anon!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >stop discussing video games on the video game board!!!
      I'll be sure to open a new xiv thread when this one dies. Thank you for the motivation. 🙂

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      you are not like this with pokemon posts and they have an entire board for them

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bring back scourge. Or atleast the animation

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do shadowbringer fanboys pretend to care about unkaloonka and a barmaid?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why don't endbryos do content?

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >3 of the streamers that usually play the game on patch releases haven't started any of the new content
    Damn, maybe the game is fricked.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >streamers
      Nobody cares zoomer.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      what content

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        6.5 had more than 5.5.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          so
          5.5 was shit too what's your point shadowbab

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Neither were shit.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anon? Your woops?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly, all streamers and israelitetubers just need to be rounded up and thrown off a cliff.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        He was better when he was taking dick in VR

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >genuinely caring about streamers
      Turbo zoomzoom.

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pray tell at the megadoodoo

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the Indian royal palace is called Megadoodoo

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    morons actually believe Green Mage is a thing

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, anon, I'm sure it's a complete coincidence that the one character who has had a job change foreshadowed both in game and in dev talks would happen to get an item which is the symbol for one of the few mage classes not to have a XIV counterpart all while the next expansion is slated to release a new mage.
      Pure coincidence.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >greengays this delusional

        next class is 100% Chemist

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >greengays this delusional

        next class is 100% Chemist

        It's gonna be Mystic Knight you fricking morons.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Mystic Knight would be a melee DPS, not a caster. Caster is a ranged role, which would make no sense when 90% of Mystic Knight's gimmick is enchanting a weapon to beat up beat with in melee.

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >new alliance roulette
    >crystal tower
    I am going to kms

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Myths turned out to be worse than Nier
    The ability of CBU3 to fail clearing the lowest bars set is truly something.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      turned out to be worse than Nier
      Is this what having schizophrenia and voices in your head is like?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        How is it not? The only decent one was Aglaia. Euphro amd Thaliea have no mechanics and are massively undertuned. Even the story is shit.

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Recalled someone said they had nothing new to add after the msq

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
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        Anonymous
        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Zeromus? Oh yeah that guy was a legend I knew him back in the day...nah I just didn't feel like bringing it up in the past 8 years I've been a character haha

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why would he even bring it up ?

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's bad writing to not foreshadow it, but everyone knows XIV has trash writing with no communication for the most part.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why though?
                It's just some ancient famous guy.
                It'd be like wondering why Hien didn't talk about the tales of Tenzen to forshadow the four lords.
                Zeromus didn't have anything to do with anything about the warring triad.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why would he even bring it up ?

            >Hey WoL.
            >What is it Oonkaloonka?
            >Have I told you how there used to be a legend about an ancestral hero in our shard who was called Zeromus?
            >Oh really.
            >Yeah, everyone admires him a lot.
            >That's cool.

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >more zero wanking

    we had it so good ascianbros... I want them back

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not sure about the ascians, but I sure do miss the garleans (as villains).

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      frick off. If Emet has one scene in Dawntrail, I quit.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >OOOOH ZODIARK WATCH ME IGNORE THIS MORTAL AND USE ONLY 10% OF MY POWER
      >AIIIEEEEEE HELP ME ZODIARKSAMA I WAITED LIKE A FOOL AND NOW HE SURPASSES ME

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Where's your usual picture you spamming homosexual?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        The first and last time zodiark was mentioned before shb was at the end of arr, lolmeow

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Zodiark was mentioned in the Antitower.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Must have been important since I don't remember

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              At the end of Antitower Hydaelyn gives you a whole (incorrect) history lesson about how she and Zodiark were once a single being until the darkness tried to take over so she cast it away where it became the moon.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >tfw the only reason she told you that crock of shit is because you repeated it back to her in Elpis, so she had to say it back to you to preserve the timeline
                Stable time loops are moronic.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I really enjoyed Endwalker, the subject matter is actually quite interesting compared to other xpacs imo, but I fricking hate the time loop shit. It hurts Venat/Hydaelyn. She's supposed to be your God figure, instead she did what you told her to do in a way. It was trash.

                and morons cry that Zero is the "MC" of 6.X. I'm glad she. WoL is too important. It's ridiculous how hard this game sucks your dick.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >and morons cry that Zero is the "MC" of 6.X. I'm glad she. WoL is too important. It's ridiculous how hard this game sucks your dick.

                it would be fine if Zero was an interesting character, but she's a walking cliche and her arc is fricking shit man, everyone sucking WoL's dick would be better than this and at least your character has earned this right, he saved the fricking world, he should be getting blowjobs from every scion while being french kissed by the alliance leaders

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >he saved the fricking world
                homie saved the world multiple times, saved ANOTHER world, and punched the concept of despair in the breasts. A bit of dick sucking is warranted.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nah, you just have self esteem problems.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                in videogames enemies reacting to how strong you are just makes it cooler, Ace combat is an expert on doing this

                >I-I prefer to be the nameless soldier

                of course you do, just let us main character chads lead the charge

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >It hurts Venat/Hydaelyn. She's supposed to be your God figure, instead she did what you told her to do in a way.
                Agreed. Venat is supposed to be a hero. But the way things play out, she's following a script she already knows will work. Heroes are supposed to make hard decisions, they're supposed to take risks. Venat was supposed to be a rebel who gambled everything because she knew in her heart that it was the right thing to do. But then EW comes and it turns out she didn't take a risk at all, she didn't act on her own determination, she just did what you told her she was supposed to do.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ishikawa is a shit writer. She copy pasted CoP for Shadobringers.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ishikawa is supposed to be good for her character writing. And she did a good job with Hermes. But the Elpis segment in general was a mistake.

                There was a gamble anon, she didn't know WoL would actually defeat Endsinger, just that WoL would live long enough to find out.

                It wasn't about Endsinger, it was about the Ancients doing their suicide NEET cult shit. Originally the whole issue was about Venat disagreeing with that on principle. She thought it was wrong that the Ancients were going to feed the planet to Zodiark to maintain their paradise, and acted because she believed there was another way, even if she didn't know absolutely it would work, she believed and took a gamble. That's heroic, rebelling against an unjust society because your heart tells you to. What we got in EW was that Venat encountered the Ancients about to commit suicide and went
                >wait, I already met someone from the future so I know how this is gonna go and I can just avert this suicide shit and I know it will work
                It takes agency from her, you know? It takes the weight out of her decision and the burden she was supposed to be carrying. She didn't risk everything to save the world, she just followed a script.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >It takes agency from her, you know? It takes the weight out of her decision and the burden she was supposed to be carrying. She didn't risk everything to save the world, she just followed a script.
                Yes and no.
                It was still a chance because there is a timeline where she fails, and WoL dies.
                I don't know if we'll ever get to addressing that, but it would definitely be a gamble on her end that she doesn't end up in the black rose timeline.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                they are never going to address prime timeline, where ascians are still alive, middy is awaken, wol is dead, endsinger is alive, 8th calamity is a thing etc
                the devs mindset was: we did a side story, case closed.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                And that's a good thing.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                They're not going to address it because they hadn't invented Endsinger when it occurred during SHB writing lmao. Complete hack writers.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >they are never going to address prime timeline, where ascians are still alive, middy is awaken, wol is dead, endsinger is alive, 8th calamity is a thing etc

                Disagree, it’s prime foray material. The easiest way to write side content in existence, an alt timeline that literally doesn’t fricking matter. It’s an easy way to nostalgia bait too since it can take place on eorzea, they would have a lot of options with potential raids and fan service moments

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                YES, it is, and thats why they won't
                because they can't, they are hacks, they can't explain this without breaking more lore
                and yoshi mandate to ignore all previous lore is another blocker.
                we could easily have made the void EW eureka, but it became a nothing burger MSQ that doesnt do nothing but stall and waste time until 7.0

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                But you can easily handwave original timeline away with literally any bullshit you want

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                There was a gamble anon, she didn't know WoL would actually defeat Endsinger, just that WoL would live long enough to find out.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Wait, if you got it from her, and she got it from you, where did the fake story come from in the first place? Neither the WoL nor Venat invented it, since they both had to be told about it by the other.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                causality blip, self-perpetuating paradox; same logic as *touches scar* being her own distant ancestor

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      This homies lips are ZESTY

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he doesn't know bog

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes yes, I know about "dump eet"

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >that whole msq
    the last time we've had such shameless filler was back in arr when we forced to do all the *optional* trials and dungeons anyone that actually play the game would have already done, what a waste of my day

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Voidvessel Axe might be my new favorite axe in the game. It's so good.

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    10 zeromus clears
    Haven't seen the mount yet
    Should I give up bros

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just collect the 100 totems and wait it out.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      only 10 clears? that's nothing dude. people unironically get enough totems without seeing the mount

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mounts are a 2% droprate for on-patch extremes. You will likely only see it once or twice at most in the process of getting 100 totems.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        But back when I did Golbez I saw it twice in 8 clears and the second time I got it

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Then you exhausted all your luck for this expansion.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm at 40 totems and I've seen it once
      Looks like a 99 totem mount this time

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Aether Friendo! I'm working on fishing stuff, how are you?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Idk
          Probably going to PVP or do some more Zeromus or other Ex Trials

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >only 10
      Lol lmao haha

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >*gasp* Did that motherfricker just diss WoL? ESTINIEN, HELP ME MOTIVATE HIM
    >He's already gone Y'shtola, he jumped down that hole.
    >We're doing it anyway, I've rehearsed this too many times to keep it in.

    Tbqh I don't what moment of the whole patch I found the most humorous.

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    HERE I RISE
    AND CLEAN MY CRIES
    EVERY MOMENT, EVERY SACRIFICE
    IN ANABASEIOS
    I AM TRUTH DEFINED

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      BY MY GUIDING HAND
      PERFECTED THEY STAND
      I WON'T BE DENIED
      YOU WERE MINE
      YOU WERE BLIND
      A FOOL TO THE END
      CAST DOWN FOREVER MORE
      I CREATE
      MANIPULATE
      YOUR KIND IN MY IMAGE MY CHOSEN ONES
      FOR YOU
      THE TIME HAS COME
      THE SUN IS SETTING

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a single machinist weapon that changes the look of the box on their hip?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      No

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I only ever got lucky with mounts in Heavensward.
    Got Nidhogg mount on my second clear.
    Got Thordan mount on my first clear.

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >DRK bros when the frick is it our turn for buffs or reworks?
    I'm genuinely fricking tired of how trash DRK feels to play, Stormblood fricking ruined tanks the same way Shadowbringers ruined Healers. GNB and DRK need major reworks, WAR is unga and can stay unga and Paladin actually feels decent to play now.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >gnb needs a rework
      what
      >pld actually feels decent to play now
      fricking what

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I never got around to Endsinger Ex even though I kept up with every other Ex Trial
        What am I in for?

        PLD is better now, GNB is fine-ish and should only get minimal changes if at all
        WAR is fine as the unga bunga moron job
        DRK should do something different and interesting, it needs a change
        Give it scourge back

        >can't even fly out to Japan to get the KFC code because it's probably region-locked
        okay that's it I'm going full doomposter now
        frick yoshitpiss

        Silence fat ass

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >SB ruined tanks
      DA spam was peak, plus PLD and WAR were completely fine. Only DRKsissies whined constantly despite being the only tank in both WF ults.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Stormblood fricking ruined tanks
      What the frick are you talking about. ShB was the one that outright removed combos, enmity management and stances.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I miss deliverance animation and sound.
        I miss scourge animation and sound.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm still seething at the amount of moron Warriors I had to heal in HW.

          STR ACCESSORIES
          DELIVERANCE ALWAYS ON
          NO DEFENSIVES USED WHATSO EVER.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Frick you. Adjust c**t.

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just hope they keep up with the 2 totem drops, or at least just lower the cost of shit.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, spamming extremes gets pretty boring. Especially difficult ones. Luck Zeromus is easy.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >KEEP CASUALIZING THE GAME I DONT WANT TO PLAY XIV PLEASE DONT MAKE ME HAVE TO TRY
      just unsub? The consequences of Shadowbringers have been an absolute disaster for XIV.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        huh..? I play the game. The ex is already on farm status bro. I guess running it 99999 times instead of 50 times is somehow more valuable or skillful?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes moron let's just give everyone the mount on their first clear, who cares about content longevity. Shadowbab secondaries only want instant gratification and thats why XIV sucks now.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Only takes 8 runs for savage.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              We're discussing EX, but you know what why not just give everyone a full BIS coffee and mount for clearing savage. They earned it after all, it's only fair, SHB players are who the game caters to so they won't mind.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >why not just give everyone a full BIS coffee and mount for clearing savage
                Sure, why not? I don't do the shit and I don't care. Raidgays waste their life for gear that is outdated the next patch. All you get is the same shit Normalgays get, but you can dye it.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >sure bro just kill the content longevity who cares you pay every month to do nothing for 28 days

                >You don't understand I need to run the same EX with morons 50 times to get a recoloured ugly cat, I won't feel alive if I get it sooner, I need this to fill my void

                Play other games

                >dude just play the other heckin wholesome chonker other games like god savior yoshi P said so you're not supposed to play XIV just play other games lol ignore how the game has been ruined

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >He wants to play the same game for the rest of his life

                Sad!

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                more images of these bawds? ideally getting ravaged?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                By dogs, preferably

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You don't understand I need to run the same EX with morons 50 times to get a recoloured ugly cat, I won't feel alive if I get it sooner, I need this to fill my void

                Play other games

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Man, if you guys are unironically subbing to FFXIV for gameplay content you are incredibly moronic.

            This game literally takes pride in having zero RPG features to the point they beg you to go play other games despite the cost and time investment.
            Only Square Enix is allowed to charge a sub on top of base game plus expansion purchases for a game that doesn't have any kind of general character or job progression.

            If you're seriously playing this game and wasting your life away pretending it's an even decent experience you are the problem in this situation.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >reddit spacing tourist

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              only people subbed rn are smelly dudes in their 40s wearing wigs and jerking off to other men online while pretending to be a teen girl

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Whats a good RPG I should go play then? I wanna know.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                If you wanna start small and familiar, any of the Final Fantasy games that from 1-11 since every single one of them are more "RPG" than XIV has been in a long ass time

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >1-11
                1-12, 12 is probably also a better MMO experience right now, even though it doesn't have any multiplayer aspects at all it still manages to take the genres general gameplay and execution it slightly better

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Telling someone to play XI who has like 4000 days played and 15 relics lmao.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                It really depends on what type of games you like

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Found the gacha player

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          You know, I was getting laver on my island today when it hit me that Genshin is far less tedious than XIV.

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >can't even fly out to Japan to get the KFC code because it's probably region-locked
    okay that's it I'm going full doomposter now
    frick yoshitpiss

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >probably

  26. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >start fishing
    >get to give me 3 legendary fish quest
    >stop fishing
    It's boring. I don't see the appeal.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's just a really boring 0 skill slot machine, it's not worth it.
      And I say this as someone who has <Big Fish>.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fake fisher

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sorry I don't find casting bait in a hole 500 times hoping for a 0.1% bite, failing, and then having to wait 20 days for the next window engaging gameplay.
          Maybe they should've ripped off games with better fishing with real mechanics instead.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Like what I said, fake fisher

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              ok moron

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I started the journey for lore entries.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's comfortable.
      Boring is every other gathering class.
      FSH is king of comfy.

  27. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >friends don't want to run anything of the 4man stuff or casual shit
    >not feeling like making more friends from scratch since you NEED them for anything that's not savage/ultimate.

  28. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >travel to the end of the universe to fight a sad birdgirl while riding the back of your enemy/rival turned into a giant dragon and saved the universe
    >think you'll get some relaxing time and have a normal treasure hunt adventure with your bro Estinien
    >nope, get pulled into more world saving shenanigans this time with the void
    Being the WoL is suffering, its always serious, I bet going to tropical brazil in the expansion will just be for some world ending threat.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hope so, secondary comfytards need to unsub.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >*sips daikiri* Ahhh, finally a vacation, nothing but this fine beach and drinks for days with my friends.
      >Actually WoL, there's some political race going on and we've been called to participate.
      >W-Well, it's not like going to vote is gonna take too long and ruin our vacation, r-right?
      >We just heard one of the candidates has been injecting turbosteorids into his followers and the other just discovered nukes.
      >...*sigh*

  29. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't been in an xiGanker thread in like nine months when did we get avatargayging lalafel

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      9 months ago

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      basically the gays that got kicked out of vg made a nest here, and they are hard to get rid of.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Like 2 months ago, they got kicked out and ignored in /xivg/ so they came here to get ignored more.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just filter the file md5, between wojaks and lalafell posters mine is almost 300 lines long.
      If someone gets mad at the fact that you filter their shitpost, then you're doing something right.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        people get angrier at tards that beg for janny intervention and refuse to filter than they do the actual avatargays tbh

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          idk who is more pathetic in here, people who samegay to shitpost or homosexuals who cry for jannies and or filter shit
          homie youre in Ganker and youre offended? go back to plebbit you cretin

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Just filter the file md5, between wojaks and lalafell posters mine is almost 300 lines long.
          If someone gets mad at the fact that you filter their shitpost, then you're doing something right.

          See what I mean? (

          idk who is more pathetic in here, people who samegay to shitpost or homosexuals who cry for jannies and or filter shit
          homie youre in Ganker and youre offended? go back to plebbit you cretin

          )
          It's working

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      /xivg/ regulars that failed at becoming ebins so they try here where no one does it in hopes that the lack of competition will make them recognizable.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        why do you keep replying to that post?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          He keeps hoping for that /xivg/ race war that still hasn't happened.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >More than one people hating on me? That's impossible!

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            may as well just fess up after a post like this lol

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            ???

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            any hater is barry/trancer/doomsissy/discord cabal trying to shitpost on the game and brigading with a discord of xiv haters because thats more reasonable than people finding the game bad fr
            didnt you get the memo?

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              they do
              to educate the thread i will share this
              https://arch.b4k.co/vg/thread/418958841/#q418959041

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                qrd?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Dathric is obsessed with an ongoing twitter/discord shitflinging contest with a small group of ESL trannies and he is insistent on shifting all conversation toward "muh trancers" so he can post a link to his Emet-Selch roleplay.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                qrd is that there is a group of people that raid threads across Ganker and /vg/ for this game
                some spam the tired arguments for zod trancing and others spam doomposts
                one of them is obsessed with player counts and charts they don't understand

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                And one of them (you) won't stop trying to make Ganker care about your moronic fricking twitter war and your Emet-Selch roleplay. You're probably the same gay who kept spamming the "Emet has a based take" vocaroo everywhere because you're desperate for internet notoriety. Go back to the official forums and stay there in your 900 post troony asylum.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Emet-Selch roleplay
                qrd?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Right here

                they do
                to educate the thread i will share this
                https://arch.b4k.co/vg/thread/418958841/#q418959041

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                one guy who avatargayged with emet-selch images on the short-lived /mmorpg/ threads in /vg/ posted a bunch of receipts on there being a centralized pro-zodiark, ancient/amaurot, and garlemald discord server made up of random foreigners, one /vg/ thread ebin, and the french(?) fellow that made the original DON'T ACT LIKE YOU'RE MY FRIEND! ZODIARK TRANCE!!!!!! comic, the tl;dr of THAT is most of them were WoWfugees who blitz-ran through the game for kino kino based kino emet-selch and amaurot and then got turbo mad when endwalker came out because venat wasn't revealed to be evil or necessarily in the wrong. for some of them it's lingering resentment for garlemald bowing out of the story during late stormblood and they were rooting for the evil empire

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                another mention is that they usually break down when they are outed
                the schizo post you see here

                And one of them (you) won't stop trying to make Ganker care about your moronic fricking twitter war and your Emet-Selch roleplay. You're probably the same gay who kept spamming the "Emet has a based take" vocaroo everywhere because you're desperate for internet notoriety. Go back to the official forums and stay there in your 900 post troony asylum.

                is an example of how deranged and obsessed they are with shitposting

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'm shitting on the lalas though, not on the game.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            There's actually only two people in any given XIGanker thread.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Oh is this that guy that got outed for samegayging after all his posts got deleted?

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Most likely.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              No, you're the one that just gave me 5 responses.
              See, I can do it too.

  30. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >already have a large FC house that is essentially my own private house
    >hunted down some private plots to put bids on now that there's some empty ones
    50% chance right now to ruin someone's day

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Black person if u get my 3rd alts house on dynamis ill be upset cause its a 50/50.

  31. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    why do drk players ask for buffs like they werent the #1 tank for the entire fricking expansion

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      they were "#1 tank" because they did 3% more dps than the other two tanks. not because of their absolutely trash mitigation.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >trash mitigation
        >when tbn exists
        let me guess you think dungeon mitigation matters and warrior healing is somehow better than shielding.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous
        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          You can't TBN every fricking move moron.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >You can't TBN every fricking move moron.
            in content that matters you basically can. it's almost fricking always better bring a dark knight, they have great mitigation and insane amounts of burst. i'm not gonna argue with Ganker or /vg/ gays that don't know anything about this game past fricking dungeon and extreme content where you can ignore half your buttons.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Lel, with gear tbn doesn't even work anymore against autos, trash skill

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Lel, with gear tbn doesn't even work anymore against autos

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah? What are you going to say now?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                i can't even engage with how stupid you are to think that matters or that you should be popping tbn when you don't need too. the average skill level for drk players have always been the worst fricking morons this game has to offer and that shit never changes.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Like I thought, you actually think only rank busters matter, drk can't use tbn against autos and the other 3 can, its a bad thing, idiot

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                lol

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I accept your concession

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >trash mit
        >DRK
        this homie does not have DM or Oblation bound.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          you'd be surprised at how low the skill level is in these threads

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        DRK has has the best mit for 2 full expansions, they also were top 2 in dps from the start of SHB till the latest patch.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      DRK players are looking to improve their boring soulless fricking gameplay loop, the only satisfaction you have as a DRK is to pop up the shield, that's it

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only reason it was #1 tank is because of better dps, it sucked way more in every single other regard but the one that happens to matter most in high end content. Now it's not the highest dps tank, so there's literally nothing going for it. And the entire time they were way worse for the vast majority of not high end content.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >It sucked way more in every single other regard
        Weren't Paladins just eating shit on every tankbuster during Abyssos because of magic damage prior to the rework?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          PLDs have been living that nightmare since Perpetual Ray back in 3.2

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >DRK burst is so high that when they get aligned with buffs they will guaranteed deal more damage than any other job in the game during the same burst window
      I have no clue why they feel the need to complain about balance when they are a borderline DPS already, I do wish that MP generation was higher though so that I can be less bored more often

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        the only thing bad about dark knight is that some of hit's animations feel like absolute fricking shit to press. it has had some of the best fricking mitigation and damage for a long ass time now, anyone that says otherwise i'm assuming are just pretending to be moronic.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          you could say that about every job in the game, especially the sounds, the modded animations are usually so much better

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I would have more fun if DRK dealt less burst damage but just pumped twice as often. Simply doubling MP generation in some way would accomplish this but it would probably break TBN completely since DRK would never want to use it again since it would be a DPS loss 100% of the time or it would be stupid OP since it would become spamable.

          They could potentially fix it by making TBN "free" until it disappears or pops and then just punish bad use of it with a mana deficit/debt that the DRK would have to work its way out of while a pop could refund the mana and give DRK a free oGCD use

  32. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Femroe
    I skip cutscenes

  33. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    High Concept was one of the best mechanics in the game.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Hello World, but worse
      No.

  34. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there some trick for Zeromus EX or are the meteors just bullshit?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      probably your first set of players not going far enough. they're going just far enough with the tether and not making space for the 2nd wave.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      First set need to actually move as far forward as they can, and keep going even beyond the point where their tethers become safe.
      That or you just accept that one or two people in the second wave will sometimes have to just get into any position where their ground AoE isn't blue and die from an unstretched tether.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >where their ground AoE isn't blue
        where their ground AoE isn't red, rather

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Remember the rule, if the line is blue, good on you, if the line is red, go back and stay dead!

  35. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope they get rid of positionals in DT.

  36. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Paladin might be fricked, but Confiteor looks so cool I don't care.

  37. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    lol remember how insufferable DRK mains were at the start of EW? now look at them, getting bodied by every single other tank.

  38. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >reworks
    Square isn't reworking shit.

    >WAR
    2nd charge of Primal Rend
    >PLD
    Req sword combo gets a 4th final hit
    >DRK
    3rd charge of Shadowbringer
    Removed Edge of Shadow, Flood of Shadow now goes 460 potency and 75% fall-off on all targets past the first
    >GNB
    2nd charge of Double Down

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      DRG and AST are both getting reworks.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        No they aren't. DRG is getting all of its jumps turned into GCDs, and AST is getting another band-aid fix that does absolutely nothing to change the core issue with its RNG.
        I'm really looking forward to AST v1.5.0.0.4, the only difference is that crown draws Lord every single time.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Healer getting a new damage button is current year
          I'll believe it when I see it, if anything they'll remove lord and make it always lady.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          There is nothing wrong with AST having RNG, it's literally their gimmick and anyone who wants to remove it completely should have their dicks cut off and then stapled to their forehead so that everyone could see just what a (small) dickhead you are

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            The people that want 0 rng already cut their own dicks off.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          The only thing that makes DRG fun is all its oGCDs
          I have a real fear that the job will be barren
          >Jump is a GCD skill
          >Spineshatter/Dragonfire reworked or removed
          >Chaos Thrust/Spring is now a 60 second GCD CD DoT
          >You just spam a 5 step combo over and over

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Jump is going to be your 6th combo button and you'll like it.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            drg and ast were meant to get a rework in ew but yoshi delayed it so he can cut corners for ew, these two are already done for a year at this point
            likely will have the EW mindset heavily forced upon it
            DRG will lose its dot, its dmg buff
            and will become just a dumbfied long combo melee then you press a jump every 60 and 120 secs

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Most accurate leaks I've seen.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >2nd charge of Double Down
      just give me a cont. after it. in fact give me a cont. after every single ability i have. i just want to press buttons.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        They'll almost certainly be getting a cont for fated circle.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is so accurate to how jobs are designed right now that it completely kills my interest in seeing what job changes DT will bring even though your obviously just shitposting

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd take a dead level later if it meant not having to the 70s to get fated circle.

  39. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Release the fairy mount dungeon

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Give us stilts as mounts! For everyone but especially lalafell!

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        why are you saying this you insensitive frick? ahev some empathy ffs, you hateful bigot why you wish this trauma upon the community? what lalas ever did to you? iam afraid i must report you now sir, enjoy your ban 🙂

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Bitch, I am a lala. I want my goofy walking stilts!

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I am sad that I missed my chance to take a screenshot of this because I am moronic and pressed the wrong key

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              you can watch the scene again in the inn.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Go to the inn you dumbo

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not gonna lie, I think they actually shrunk Zero a little for this cutscene. Feels like she should have bent down or even gone to a full kneel to reach lala height. Also summarized that whole scene in my head as "The emo kid cheered up so much they changed jobs!"

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                They probably shrunk her a bit since she isn't wearing heels as a pld and they can't actually make shoes affect your height.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >wearing heels as a pld and they can't actually make shoes affect your height.
                Man, what games do let heels effect your height?

  40. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wish I had a button that would kill everyone in hunt chat

  41. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >sends severely autistic secondaries into seething fits of rage
    how do they do it?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      LOL OMFG he loves pudding?!?!! loooooollll XD

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        xd.... where is nakadashiway????

        Do secondaries really not remember when the heckin chonker bnuuys showed up to talk about pudding over Anna's corpse in FFIV?

        I shit when namingway ran in circle for 2 whole minutes in FF4 it was so funny xd

        Literally seething that there was comic relief in the story.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I forgot when the moogles and namazus ruined the story

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            You mean the multiple times you have to deal with Namazu during the MSQ in Stormblood? Or the ENTIRE ZONE revolving around moogles in Heavesnward?
            Yeah, never happened.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah I also remember people getting mad at it, oh wait it also never happened, because they were based and lopporits are cringe and gay, like the lalas who love them.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Namazu are fine, but everyone hated the moogles in HW especially having to go back and do every fricking quest they skipped in that shit zone to unlock the beast tribe.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                They didn't hate the moogles themselves though, only the filler. That's different

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I also remember people getting mad at it, oh wait it also never happened
                You did not play through Heavensward back in the day
                Everyone hated all the moogle quests in HW and was sick of them by the end
                Yoshia and some others on the dev team even commented on a live letter that the community was super bothered with them and all their quests in the MSQ

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                They weren't mad at moogles per se, but they turned a cute mascot into annoying little fricktards who just exist to piss everything in their zone off

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        xd.... where is nakadashiway????

        Do secondaries really not remember when the heckin chonker bnuuys showed up to talk about pudding over Anna's corpse in FFIV?

        I shit when namingway ran in circle for 2 whole minutes in FF4 it was so funny xd

        >bunny appears
        >secondaries lose their shit
        like clockwork
        i hope they put more scenes with them in to filter more secondaries

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I've played more FF than you did, unfunny lalafell.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      xd.... where is nakadashiway????

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do secondaries really not remember when the heckin chonker bnuuys showed up to talk about pudding over Anna's corpse in FFIV?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >knowing that name of a literal who npc from the worst game in the series

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Don't even fricking pretend to bait like that.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >calling anyone else a secondary when you don't know Edward's fiancee
          lol

          [...]
          [...]
          [...]
          Literally seething that there was comic relief in the story.

          It's not the existence of comic relief, it's the way they show up to deflate all the tension anytime something happens in the story. You know that. Why do you have to act like a bad faith Black person just to stir shit?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >it's the way they show up to deflate all the tension anytime something happens in the story.
            Dumbshit, that's what they're for.
            That's what they've always been for.
            To release the tension after an intense moment so the momentum can build again.
            Comic RELIEF.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Dumbshit, that's what they're for.
              >That's what they've always been for.
              No, it's not. The Hummingways don't even appear in the FFIV story at all. There's one named Namingway who sits in town if you want to rename your characters. The rest are in a hidden cave on the moon and don't do anything but hum and sell you alarms.
              >To release the tension after an intense moment so the momentum can build again.
              Comic RELIEF isn't supposed to deflate all tension. It's supposed to give you some room to breathe before diving back into the shit. Which also isn't what happens in Endwalker. In Endwalker the purpose they serve is to constantly remind you that you don't need to stress, you don't need to worry, everything is fine and happy fun good times. Which goes completely against the entire purpose of the story. The point of the story is to face despair head on because you know things will be better on the other side. When you instead surround the player with the happy uwu giggle funtimes hugbox that the Ancients surrounded themselves with, you are shitting in the face of the whole fricking point.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                there is no need to argue with george, that dude is a troll, everyone accepts that the lopos segment is trash, just as they do with the annoying labyrinthos one with the epic 1 min loop music going for half an hour while you epically wait for sharlayans to fix the rocket while doing onthing but talking to generic npcs

                those segments are not comic relief, nor do they deflate tension, they are over extended padding sessions that overstay their welcome far longer than required and just break the momentum

                story telling in xiv is hideous and the only reason people pretend its not is because they are soccer moms who never read a book, played a good rpg and that molded their personalities in online echo chambers

                which is why any critics to this game are met with open hostility in boomer dens

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Always love the morons who bring up books when talking about pacing. Do you fricking know how awful the pacing of most lengthy books is?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                > Do you fricking know how awful the pacing of most lengthy books is?

                stop reading gay erotic shit?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                You don't read at all.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >i read shit, you must not read at all
                bitch, judge your books by their covers, stop buying shit just because they have "best seller" stapled on its cover, you literally bribe your way in charts.

                if you wanna be a lil b***h and argue that the game pacing is not shit because shitty book do it all the time, then at least concede that the game's pacing is shit, thus proving the initial point correct instead of being a gay homosexual anally destroyed redditor trying to take a detour

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >if you wanna be a lil b***h and argue that the game pacing is not shit because shitty book do it all the time
                No, I want you to stop with the "ummmm, read a book lol xD" bullshit. It doesn't mean jackshit. Books are not the end all be all of fiction media, the vast majority of books suck, and books that go on long enough to be best sellers straight up have worse pacing than XIV does. Last fricking book I read was a critically acclaimed historic novel, and a whole quarter of the book was taken up by some arc where the town the protagonists live in has an outbreak of dissentery. None of the main characters die from it. There are no major developments through it. There are no big twists. Just a whole quarter of the book dedicated to talking about how the townsfolk are shitting themselves to death and the main characters are sad about it. By the end they just decide to go back to their business. Literally a fricking filler arc, in a single entry book with no sequels or anything. Another big novel I read recently had the main character leave on a journey, where he gets a wedding proposal he rejects, where he catches a disease he just passes, where he meets a guy who doesn't do anything, and then he goes back and everyone goes "Oh hey there welcome" and goes right back to business as if he didn't even leave at all. And not to mention the vast majority of books pad the frick out of themselves by describing every little detail of a scene or how the character is thinking about what groceries to make for the day.

                So don't fricking bring up "hurr durr muh 15 minutes of moving boxes around Sharlayan" and then go and fricking recommend books, because books are the worst fricking media of all when it comes to pacing, and it makes it fricking clear you're just a pretentious small dick moron trying to sound smarter than everyone else in the thread.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I can smell your gapin anus from here
                go suck yoshi's wiener some more iam not reading this shit

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, figures that the "hurrr read a book" moron wouldn't be able to read a single paragraph.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >i dont read junk
                >read my junk
                >no
                >haaaa you dont know how to read
                this is a win in my books

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                If XIV was a book, these patches would have been the exact same, except each of them would end with a 30 minutes cutscene of Y'shtola studying shards in real time as her thoughts keep drifting to philosophical dilemmas, Zero staring at indian spices as you get a description of which exact taste buds fire up and of how Estinien contemplates the Radiant Host's exact fighting styles and training methods.

                Do you know why the pacing in XIV doesn't bother me as much as it bothers you? It's because I've read SO many books. I've read more fricking books than you've ever seen in your whole life, you fricking cretin.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Do you know why the pacing in XIV doesn't bother me as much as it bothers you?
                Because you're a pig at the trough.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Whatever helps you cope.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >guy saying he read more than online morons say others are coping while trying to validate his opinions by saying he read a lot

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Guy tells others to read books.
                >Someone says he did.
                >Start crying, shitting and samegayging.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I've read more fricking books than you've ever seen in your whole life
                i've eaten so much shit, so much more shit than you will ever shit in your whole life

                boy, you really like to eat shit dont you?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Come back when you have an argument and not just impotent rage.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                are you the same moron typing seethe to criticisms to the story? because you both sound like you're angry, very angry, shaking in fact.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >The Hummingways don't even appear in the FFIV story at all.
                Yes, and..?
                >It's supposed to give you some room to breathe before diving back into the shit.
                And what did you do before and after the frickers left?
                They were the bookends to almost every arc in the story.
                >Fandaniel has won, Zodiark is dead, there's a fricking scream from space, you watch etherys rot in front of you
                >hey look at Uri in this silly outfit, time to start a new arc
                The relief is never the majority of the story, the frickers barely appear. Even when they do, when things get serious they shut the frick up.
                They were there the whole time on ultima thule, and they didn't say a goddamn word after you landed.

                there is no need to argue with george, that dude is a troll, everyone accepts that the lopos segment is trash, just as they do with the annoying labyrinthos one with the epic 1 min loop music going for half an hour while you epically wait for sharlayans to fix the rocket while doing onthing but talking to generic npcs

                those segments are not comic relief, nor do they deflate tension, they are over extended padding sessions that overstay their welcome far longer than required and just break the momentum

                story telling in xiv is hideous and the only reason people pretend its not is because they are soccer moms who never read a book, played a good rpg and that molded their personalities in online echo chambers

                which is why any critics to this game are met with open hostility in boomer dens

                >there is no need to argue with george
                Literally who?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Yes, and..?
                And you said that's what they were always there for. Except they weren't, until EW.
                >They were the bookends to almost every arc in the story.
                Yes, that's exactly the fricking problem. Thanks for catching up with the conversation little buddy. They show up before and after every event to make sure you don't feel too stressed out. You see nothing wrong with that because, much like the writers, you don't understand the actual message of the story. You're cattle who just slurps up what you're told to enjoy and you never let it cross your mind again. You don't see how it completely conflicts with the primary message of the story. How surrounding yourself with nothing but good feelings and avoiding the dread is exactly what killed the Ancients. If you're telling a story about facing despair head on because you believe that hope will win out and things will be better later, you need to actually let the despair fricking settle in and make the player march through it. As much as you like to meme about MUH WALK you apparently don't understand what it actually meant.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I shit when namingway ran in circle for 2 whole minutes in FF4 it was so funny xd

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      What will be the obligatory cute helpful critter race of DT?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        lalafell

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          those little creatures in limsa by bronze lake.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Whatever those shoopuf drivers were in ff10.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >xddd breedingway +18/NSFW/NMI/gpose queen/your dad's bed/DMs ok, no ERP

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shadowbringer secondaries likely didn't enjoy this either.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        If anything I feel the wowfugees who liked the lopoorit s would never see this scene
        ITS LIKE SB WAS ACTUALLY GOOD AND EW WASN'T

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        The end to this quest made me quite sad, like saying goodbye to an old friend you know you won't see again.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        how the frick could ShB secondaries miss it if they did the actual MSQ and raids? I got in around Shadowbringers and I sure as frick didn't pass up the Four Lords raids or that questline. Also I'm with Byakko, why couldn't they find a miqo'te or hroth?

  42. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it over?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      doombros... should we go in for the kill? should we resub to wow?

  43. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  44. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    female hrothgar will look like this.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      fem hroth sex

  45. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    do people really hate the loporrits?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I did not care for them

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You know why, but you are mentally dishonest

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      i haev no quarrels with them being cute
      but they are being shoved everywhere because devs respond to twitter roastie hype
      to the point where it feels forced, kinda like marvel movie's jokes because we must have a laff right? lemao

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >but they are being shoved everywhere because devs respond to twitter roastie hype
        >to the point where it feels forced, kinda like marvel movie's jokes because we must have a laff right? lemao
        This but apply it to Emet Selch

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, him too

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          lopos
          emett
          making venat a mommy
          making graha a food simp
          making yshtola break her stoic char with cute and angy moments
          literal meme estinien push up scene

          the devs literally are shoving whatever reddit is memeing in the game, iam willing to even bet that the taco's name will be "big fat tacos" because internet reference right?

          this game have taken the 9gag route and will only get worse

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous
            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              The game was plenty fun when it did its own thing and made its own fun. It's a lot different from just pandering to the twitter crowd. When they wrote a whole time travel story arc in EW just to let people take screenshots with Emet-Selch it became clear that the writing had lost all integrity. But you don't care, you're exactly the crowd they're pandering to. See you next year when you're here jumping out of your seat about the heckin cute taco catte. I can see your post now
              >THEY ACTUALLY CALLED IT "BIG FAT TACOS WITH BEEF XD THE ACTUAL MADMEN XD SOUL!!!"

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                seethe

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >OMG *GIGGLESNORT* OMG DID THEY ACTUALLY... OMG I CAN'T... LIKE... OMG *GIGGLE* XD THEY ACTUALLY DID IT THEY REFERENCED THE INTERNET MEME!!!

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Mald

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >perma online mentally ill twitter homosexual cannot conceive that people can criticize and mock things without being assmade about it, since he doesn't know how to live his own life without finding reasons to justify his misery as being someone else fault.
                >he types seethe while a vein pops in his forehead, and his blue wig falls to the ground revealing his balding and thin hairline
                >he drops down to get it and realizes his bra is tighter, his HRT is working, he smiles, for a moment, the only happiness he will ever find in this day before raising his head up again and being met with a female figure, thus making him realize that he will never, not even in a thousand years, be a female himself.
                >he is assmad, so he types his one and only comeback again; seethe while desperately searching in his image folder for the classic and never stale; take your meds schizo
                >he lays back in a sense of relief, he really showed those online people, ooops, time for a snack better get those vitamins in, gotta keep that curvacious body tee hee
                >he weights nearly 200 pounds

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                why are you monologuing about yourself?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >he weights nearly 200 pounds
                That seems pretty average to me? Leaning a little on the skinny side. I'm 245 (250 if I've just eaten lol) and I'm definitely not fat.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                oh shit you're right, i forgot how imperial system works kek, make that KG

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >making venat a mommy
            >the devs
            I thought you were talking about the players at first. when does SE themselves ever paint venat as a mommy? And no, calling her mother hydaelyn doesn't count.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Venat archetype is that of a caring mother
              if you play in JP she even uses the mommy voice, and she sounds way more endearing than NA version

              idk how you don't see this, even if you discount all the moronic fanbase

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                There's a very big difference between a motherly character and mommy shit.

                idk how YOU don't see this.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Venat archetype is that of a caring mother
              if you play in JP she even uses the mommy voice, and she sounds way more endearing than NA version

              idk how you don't see this, even if you discount all the moronic fanbase

              the entire literal story of Venat was being the mentor to Azem, and as Hydaelyn, guiding WoL to their ultimate goal of saving everything. Flow is pretty much written from her perspective. the story might as well be saying she is the impromptu mother figure of WoL even if not by literal blood or the like.
              when people go "mommy" like

              There's a very big difference between a motherly character and mommy shit.

              idk how YOU don't see this.

              though, that's people being fricking nutjobs and weirdos

  46. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Give it to me straight, is FFXIV unironically dying?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, there's still more players than ever in expansion content.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      it unironically is. All the wow refugees that flooded the game 2 years ago are leaving back to wow because dragonflight was bussin fr fr. even our own content creators are turning on xiv and yoship. it's unironically over.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only time FFXIV would be "dying" is if we somehow went all the way back to 2.0 numbers.
      >inb4 that guy shows up with the incomprehensible graph

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes, the playerbase, even normies have started to turn against the devs, minwalker have been a trainwreck in terms of content and the story, which was hailed as the best thing since sex became a total horse shit in the patches

      thsi is not Ganker being contrarian, this is the normie opinion, watch Ganker like the game in a few months, when the content drought of MORE THAN 10 MONTHS until next xpac finally hits and redditors get cranky while shitposters tell them to "play another game sweetier :)"

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's the moronic WoWfugees and the culture they bring. Most of them genuinely think FFXIV practically did not exist before ShB and that Assmongo and other shitstains will make or break the game.

      FFXIV was successful for more than half a decade before any of the streamer homosexuals arrived and it will still be successful long after they have left.

  47. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >WoW stripped out its RPG elements
    >This is bad
    >FFXIV stripped out its RPG elements
    >It's okay because its Japanese
    >WoW killed class identity and homogenized its classes
    >This is bad
    >FFXIV killed class identity and homogenized its classes
    >It's okay because its japanese
    >WoW Warlords took out all midcore and most casual content and just gave you the garrison to play with
    >This is bad
    >FFXIV took out all midcore and most casual content and just gave you island sanctuary
    >It's okay because it's Japanese
    CBU3 did every frickup Blizzard did, every single one, but FFXIV cultists are too busy eating shit to admit that.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >muh midcore
      What even is midcore?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        A made-up term that allows shitposters to designate whatever they like as bad content.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        content between Savage and Extreme I would say, but people really overestimate the difficulty of Savage

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >content between Savage and Extreme I would say
          But what actually IS that? Are there any example, either from xiv or other mmos?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Wow Mythics / GW2 fractals, since it has scalable difficulty, for WoW, Heroic difficulty for raids, which was the difficulty between Normal and Mythic

            in FFXIV you either have extreme, which is piss easy and pugable, or savage, which most people do in a static

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >extreme, which is piss easy and pugable
              I'm gonna drop a redpill on you, brother. All mmo content is piss easy and pugable, save for a few exceptions from mmos that are long dead by now. What makes mmo content "hard" is the person in the group with the lowest IQ holding everyone else back until they finally get mechanics down. That or the rest of the group gets good enough at compensating for the dead weight.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                kek, please, post logs

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I haven't even done an extreme since 6.0 dropped. xiv's combat and encounter design are largely boring to me.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >he talks about extreme
                >not a single mention of savage or ultimates
                >posts about "difficulties"

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I said extreme because that's the entry point for high end content, as in I don't even bother with that anymore.
                >but dood ultimates!
                It's all the same shit. xiv's combat is so fricking stale by now, there's only so many way you can design a fight and SE has exhausted all of them by now.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                unless you're talking about DSR and TOP specifically where the balacing is iffy or outright bugged for months.
                ultis are exactly like savage, but with faster and clumped up mechanics
                there is no difficulty there that isn't present in savage, the only shit you gotta learn is that instead of waiting 5 secs for a tb bar to fill younow have 1.5 sec, or the busters are consecutive cleaves that require proper timing with cds and shields, EXACTLY like they used to be until SB
                the only difficulty in this game is artificial, and there is no way to measure skill solo, you can only measure how good you can repeat the same button inputs over and over for dps, not how good you play and react, in fact, reaction is a joke in this game, as you can pretty much build muscle memory for any fight
                you can memorize an ultimate to the point where you can play and watch netflix because the formula is so stale

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Its more the jobs themselves. The encounters would be fine if there was more going on than build resource and only spend it every 2 minutes or if you're going to overcap.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                This, so much of the content feels boring too play solely thanks to job design being so fricking static and shit 90% of the time. It doesn't help that lower level content is even worse since every class is missing massive parts of their kits until they reach at least 50, some won't even feel "good" until 60+.

                The devs have to completely rebalance and reorganise every single action for almost every single job at the minimum if they want to even start unfricking this

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                The jobs have nothing to do with the bosses themselves. Their attacks and the shit you have to dodge is all the same shit now. Once in a while SE will do something out of the ordinary, like in llymlaen fight this patch where she knocks you back and you have to run a little obstacle course, but that's it.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                it's impossible to create more varied fights with this shit engine, they should kill XIV like in 1.0 and rework the entire game

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Their engine isn't really the problem, it's their design decisions. There is nothing stopping them from going back on the 2min meta and making jobs more than just "build then spend". Fricking Everquest does a better job at designing classes and their engine is ancient and dogshit with only 6 fricking people doing anything with it anymore

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >he talks about extreme
                >not a single mention of savage or ultimates
                >posts about "difficulties"

                I said extreme because that's the entry point for high end content, as in I don't even bother with that anymore.
                >but dood ultimates!
                It's all the same shit. xiv's combat is so fricking stale by now, there's only so many way you can design a fight and SE has exhausted all of them by now.

                he does not even play the game and he is trying to doompost about it

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I've played the game since the tail end of HW.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >GW2 fractals
              genuinely one of the best dungeon systems ever made in an mmo and arena net decided to do nothing with it

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Unironically exploration content like Bozja and Eureka. It isn't as much the difficulty aspect and more the commitment aspect that a lot of "midcore" players can't handle and I don't fricking blame them. Finding a static that doesn't make you go bald from stress and anger is a minor miracle in the westerns communities current state, most people don't want to feel chained to the game in any way regardless so just making a time commitment when there is no guarantee that there will be progress is also a massive turnoff for a lot of people.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Casual with extra steps.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      good grief, i have never realized that island is essentially our garrison...
      and both xpacs were the ones with zero content

      does this means DT will be our legion? the xpac will start with them killing alphinaud so we can get alisaiebringer as a relic?

      delluded bros we coming home

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The same people still defending XIV are the same who defended WoW

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      To be honest, I sincerely think they're copying WoW down to the expansion features and systems
      >TBC-Heavensward(The one that set the standard: Flying mounts, etc.)
      >WOTLK-Stormblood(regarded as when the game was the best + had the most content)
      >CATA-Shadowbringers(Jobs fully homogenized)
      >skip an expansion because of co-vid
      >WOD-Endwalker(Remove content in favor of Island Sanctuary and modes that reward nothing)

      kinda similar, idk

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >WOTLK-Stormblood(regarded as when the game was the best + had the most content)
        by normalgays yeah. stormblood is were a lot of the cancerous ongoing designs started or were firmly established

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Which would be fitting, much like WOTLK was the downfall of WoW so was Stormblood for FFXIV.

          I just wish these games had more RPG systems and character progression that made playing with others fun and not the same stupid shit over and over.

  48. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Midcore is anything you can do after x amount of times even if you aren't amazing at the game

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's literally everything though.

  49. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frickingway

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's no Fukcingway!
      See what I did there?

  50. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why would I play a game with 600 hours of a terrible story delivered to me with terrible presentation with no RPG elements so I can hit endgame and then do mediocre combat with inherent lag and bugged animation locks
    (Also I'm synced down most of the time which completely breaks my class because most of them come online at level 70+ despite the developers knowing I won't be spending most my time at max).
    Literally what does FFXIV offer anyone, especially new players

  51. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    How the frick do I get Dark Knight clas

  52. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >another doomie thread
    It's just going to get worse until 7.0 isn't it?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You being a footgay explains a lot.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      femhroth will look like this and save the game
      >source?
      It came to me in a prompt

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      in the grand scheme of things, EW isn't that bad, but Island Sanctuary was frick awful with no Bozja/Eureka to compensate since this WAS the equivalent, and the story went full moron but we've had moronic story with Stormblood and Realm Reborn as is. so now that shit is wrapping up and people are realizing it's 3 months to the next big update and then the better part of 6 months or more after that for DT, yeah folks are just gonna ruminate on how shit this whole expansion came together.

      I'm still mad that Mandervilles are aliens too now and it can only get worse with that plot

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >are realizing it's 3 months to the next big update

        part 2 is a big update now?
        is this the current cope?
        part 2 patches were never big, much less now
        what will it bring? 1 criterion, 1 hildi quest, 1 tome relic and 1 island update?
        you really think this is big? big enough to justify waiting until august/september for the expac?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >1 year until new xpac
          >literally no more content

          holy shit, subgays are gonna be killing themselves in spring

  53. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hey WoL
    >here', your own virgin and pristine Island, where you can relax and have fun after your victory over Nihilism itself
    >btw, the only activities you can do here, is turn this natural paradise into a capitalist factory dystopia and exploit it's resources to create soulless items so I can sell them and give you in exchange these worthless tokens... that you can exchange for soulless items

    I'm still mad

  54. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    the 3 real reasons FFXIV is getting doomposts despite doing the same shit for 10+ years
    >2.0 til now has been 10+ years now
    people are just too used to the game and sick if it.
    >newbies who started in shb/ew are throwing a fit over content not exponentially increasing every half year
    >the game is just completely figured out so people just create outrage bait in the form of doomposts to create interactions
    playing something different really is the best advice. people were sick as frick and fed up with WoW at the 10 year mark too

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      everything is fine, the game is fine, everyone doomposting are just making shit up
      everyone holding hands now and singing kumbaya, the game is fine

  55. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    back from my local fighting games place
    what are we q'ing up for tonight?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      zeromus baby. it's saturday night, i got my wings. it's time to farm.

  56. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    My maid giving me drinks until XIV become good again.

  57. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bros I got tge 8.0 leak
    >called Battle for Eorzea
    >a new material called Eorzium has been discovered in the depths of the content
    >new alliances have been struck and the grand companies are no more, reworked into hqs across respective cities
    >Eastern Alliance (Doma, Limsa, Thavnair)
    >Greater Abania (Uldah, Ala Mhigo, Garlemald remnants)
    >Northern Empire (Shroud, Ishgard, Sharlyan)
    >fourth faction acts as mercenaries and mediators where needed (South Tural, Meracydia, Ivalice)
    >player pvp zones for the first time in XIV history
    >weekly and monthly results for frontlines matter
    >an entire zone dedicated to player pvp that you can still queue into duties with
    >8-man raid about the mystery at the border of North Tural
    >24-mans reworked into three-way sieges. Think CLL from Bozja, but longer and different based on who your alliance is. Can only queue into them with 23 other players on your alliance, increased difficulty
    PLEASE LOOK FORWARD TO IT

  58. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >People are still seething about Venat even to this day

    How did Ishikawa do it? How did she manage to write a character that singlehandedly mindfricked so many people for so long?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's funny because Venat and Emet are boomers.

      Venat sacrificed the boomers to save the future.
      Emet kills zoomers so boomers can live just a little more and suck the world dry.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      bad writing

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      By being the character that brought down a self-destructive "perfect society" and had to be heralded as a hero despite the moral ambiguity yet necessity of it. The mentally ill parts of the fanbase that sucked Emet and the Ancients off after ShB took it as a very, very personal offense.

  59. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alisaie is made for anal

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      All women are literally made, as in by evolutionary, biological design, for impregnation.

  60. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wait till it releases on Xbox. That's when the devs will actually do their job.

  61. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's funny seeing all the new players freak out about the pre-expansion period
    Comfy

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You are a new player, you were not even around this threads back in the shadowbringers period.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nooo, don't expose the lalas as shadowbabies, they're going to start spamming the threads even more

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          The most hilarious shit is that even when they are shadowbabies they were not even posting on the threads until endwalker.
          Even the waiting period for Endwalker was barren of the lala avatarhomosexualry.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Don't expose their presence with the current state of the game either

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nooo, don't expose the lalas as shadowbabies, they're going to start spamming the threads even more

        I've been playing longer than both of you goobers
        I think you're projecting your insecurities onto me....

        NTA but if you think drks only benefit was it's damage and not the fact it also has some of the best (if not the best) self mitigation in savage/ultimates while also still having some of the most insane levels of 2minute burst damage that compares to fricking melee jobs, then i'm inclined to believe you barely even play savage yourself.

        I don't main Tanks
        All I remember is my static tanks talking about how DRK was a clusterfrick to play in an annoying way with the burst window
        All anyone would talk about is its damage
        You can make the other tanks work fine with mit probably, I guess Dark Mind is a pretty crazy mit for busters but the other tanks have passive mitigation with Bulwark/Camo and Thrill is "ok" I guess
        I know TBN is pretty good

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Is the Devout outfit lv20? I'm only near 18 still...

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes
            The final quest nets you the Polo outfit too

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >1 month before me
          wooooow
          How many times have you unsubbed though, huh

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >moves the goalposts
            I'm not even one of the lalashitters, but frick man, you're just embarrassing yourself now.

  62. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    EW literally ate all the member berries, surely they ran out in DT (japanese for virgin)

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      kinda true, I think FFXIV has hit it's market cap with endwalker

  63. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does this line make people seethe?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think you're the only one in the entire world who cares enough about Zero to remember the things she says

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      i thought this was just a meme, is this really in game?
      maybe our game is really that bad, maybe we've become the marvel of mmos afterall

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I find it funny how people claim Zero is badly written but praise generic crazed scientist lady.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          omg mommy, i can fix her
          lets be real, a good char is the exception this xpac, not the rule

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nah, that was shadowbringers.

            it had a troony king, no wonder trooncers love it.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      BREAK BREAD WITH THE ENEMY
      BUT NO MATTER HOW MANY CATS I BREAK BREAD WITH I'LL BREAK WHO YOU'RE SENDIN ME

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because it only make sense in context, and the cutscene skippers don't know the context.

  64. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    i can pinpoint the exact moment the trancesissies and doomsissies entered the thread
    can you

  65. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >just an ordinary sky, ordinary and beautiful
    frick you game.

  66. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Since they seem to wrapping everything up before Dawntrail.

    Do you think Rowena and Gerolt will get together then we have a new smith in the new world?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      rowena is going to sell gerolt into slavery and he's going to end up in the new world as a laborer

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >americas, specially south america had the most black slavesin the world
        >a lot of slave influece in culture thruout many countries, from haiti to argentina
        >literal food dishes made during wars with natives and running slaves like brazilian "feijoada"
        >not to mention the native slavery in purification and sacrificial ritual wars to the point where all nations around the aztecs teamed up with conquistadores to nuke those frickers

        watch there be 0 mentions of any slavery in tural because twitter wound go nuclear

  67. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    this is your femhroth, your reply?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      As bad I expect them to be, they will never beat femroes

  68. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tataru is staying in Eorzea, isn't she?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd say yes
      Here's a better question
      How is she so strong?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I actually think there's higher chances she comes with this time.
      >Entire expansion presented as a light hearted affair so not a lot of danger for her.
      >New, developing nation to form ties with.
      >Transoceanic trade at the same time as she's trying to form a trading empire of her own.
      >She already had a beach episode once so we know she likes it.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can only take so much lala pandering, each one of them is so useless

  69. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    he's literally me

  70. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who is this made for?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Me.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        hehe, wackky wacck

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh no
        I haven't seen this one in forever
        I remember sitting in shocked silence when this was first posted in ShB

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        things have gotten so much worse since this was made.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        We laughed, back then. We had no idea how bad it would get. The depths we would fall to.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        YOUR SUFFERING IS NOT YET OVER

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >This vessel...
          >Can be SOOO much more...

          >Which race do you want to play?
          >Yes.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'll give you SPECIAL cells.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >This vessel...
              >Can be SOOO much more...

              YOUR SUFFERING IS NOT YET OVER

              IMVU lookin ass

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >This vessel...
        >Can be SOOO much more...

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >want to mod my visuals and character to be just a little cooler
        >have to share space with paid mods over copyrighted content and ERP modders that will post twenty different kinds of transgender dicks onto everything possible and look like absolute trash goblins

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >learn textool, blender and anamnesis
          >just convert sexlab shit straight away
          >never have to see modbeasts avatargaygin at discord ever again

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >learn how to mod SMN primals
            >make a bunch of cool shit
            >Yoshida breaks my fricking vfx this patch by changing file paths
            FRICKING
            SQUARE ENIX
            Black folkSSSS

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Oh yeah, I wonder how this cloud servers will affect files check,even more server checks, woopity doo yoshi, this will really fix shit

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        The viera big lipped blowjob being synced up to the music kills me every time

  71. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Zero change outfit
    >"She" still has a man chest

  72. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >everyone just decides to keep the info that the twelve are gone away from the public out of fear of the worship of the twelve dying
    gay

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >gaius was right all the way back in ARR that the twelve are eikons/primals

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        now check this out
        >ARR sets that once a primal is summoned he cannot be summoned elsewhere as their essence is plucked from the lifestream for the summoning and return there once it dies, hence why people can't summon bahamut since he is trapped inside coils
        >Louis summons the 12 to contain bahamut once he breaks free of dalamud
        >flames of truth CGI shows Louis communing with the twelve before absorbing their power to kill Bahamut
        >gaius hints at their primal nature due to this
        at 2.0

        FFW to EW
        >twelve say they are not primals at the start of the raid and that they weren't summoned by louis at 1.0
        >they are primals at the end of the raids thus contradicting the whole bullshit about only one primal alive at a time

        the devs managed to mess up even this, at this point i feel like ishikawa hates Oda and is doing all she can to destroy his lore and legacy

        Ishikawa is ryan johnsoning the game

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Right in the sense that they were beings created by humans and empowered by faith.
        Wrong in the sense that they weren't purposefully engineered to be evil b***hes draining the land of aether and brainwashing an ever-increasing horde of thralls.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          They do tell you there's a reason the prayers don't go to them, and without that reason they'd behave like any other primal. Hell they're still influenced by mortal myths and legends regardless.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You know I generally scoff at "don't do/say this because it might scare the populace" plotlines, but I think "don't tell people their gods are dead" is actually a fairly understandable one.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      the people thought them as myths before
      why would we reveal that they're real just to say they just died

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >they are primals
        >they wanna die
        >die
        >people still worship them
        >people are praying to non entitities now thus forming new primals
        >wol and group think everything will be fine

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >now thus forming new primals
          The final boss arena is a machine to prevent this. Not defending the story, I hate what they did with the Twelve. I would be more okay with it if they all got to become mortals.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          the twelve already said they made a mechanism that any prayer towards them will be channeled unto the planet instead.
          sure it is handwaving but they explained it

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          stop skipping cutscenes

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >its your fault the devs did a lazy mcguffin to explain shit, nvm that it completely contradicts any set lore, haha cutscene skipper

            EAT LEAD YOSHI KEK

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Try to tell the truth that the 12 are no longer around
      >everyone just calls you a fedora tipping moron

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Saying we killed the gods and have proof in the form of aether readings and witnesses is different.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      They did the same thing with Coils but now it's bad suddenly?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        You were supposed to be quiet about Louisoix so nobody started a cult around him and summoned him back as a primal. With the Twelve it's pretty much the opposite. You need the faith to keep going so their mission to channel prayer to the planet doesn't get fricked up.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well everyone in the world decided to stop calling the world Hydaelyn out of the blue without anyone informing them of the planet's true name so...

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        This happened in ARR too with everyone suddenly calling the planet Hydaelyn. In 1.0 lore most people weren't even aware of the world's name at all. That was spread by the Scions in the 5 year time skip, along with knowledge of the Mothercrystal.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          That makes no sense. Nobody thought to give the planet a name until 1572 + 5? C'mon.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            It was called Hydaelyn but the average person didn't know or give a shit. Remember in 1.0 and ARR the setting was really different. Most people were starving dirt farmers. Ask them where they live and they'd say Thanalan.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Eorzea was a lot less magical and more grounded as a setting up until about stormblood, although it really only jumped the shark in endwalker

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Only the Scions regularly refer to the planet as Etheirys since they're the only people that were present to learn the planet's original name

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think the Twelve jumped the gun with their mass suicide since the WoL already had to prevent two potential apocalypses immediately after dealing with the Final Days. Dude's not gonna be around forever y'know.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        The Twelve weren't stopping Calamities anyway, they were just holding the world together because the aether became so thin post-sundering and then they had to rebalance shit after each rejoining.

  73. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >they should make the game F2P
    no thanks.
    Primal has it bad enough as is

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I met a brazilian favela chick once
      she was super into sub, rimjob and pegging, horny asf
      nicest girl ever
      i miss her a lot bros

  74. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can the alliance raid coins be farmed or are they weekly?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      weekly
      can do hunts to get the twine/shine too but it's a bit more grindy

  75. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    what is this expression trying to convey?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      "I just had an Echo vision, guess what of."

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The expression of a midget that is about to bully your penis.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Desire for my loins
      My wife Krile

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's the look she gives Alisaie and Y'shtola after spending the night in WoL's bedchambers.

  76. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The Downfall of Final Fantasy XIV

    [Embed] [Embed]
    >heavensward job design was le better (he really says this)
    >no more class crossover abilities (yeah he really believes this)
    >game is easier and even harder content is easier (??????????????????????????)
    >every mechanic is the same stay out of the bad and go in to the good stuff (woah, such a good vague fricking example)
    >game is focusing on casual players at the cost of hardcore players (omg no way)
    I knew his opinion was shit when he said he was a story skipper and that he thinks HW had better class design.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >[Embed] [Embed] [Embed]
      Holy fricking christ you are mentally ill. You're literally copy/pasting your doomposts.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      .

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        The last part is complete bullshit, it makes it sound like HW came out in 2005 or something.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          it is true
          you had to rely on infographs made by other people to know how to play a job
          there were no video guides for any jobs
          nobody knew how some mechanics worked
          nobody even knows if a4s was cleared in less than a month

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >there were no video guides for any jobs
            Don't know about the rest but I literally looked up video guides for my jobs when HW released.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              and were they optimal?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                They eventually helped me clear Alex Savage, so they weren't bad, at least.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >heavensward job design was le better (he really says this)
      He's right.
      >no more class crossover abilities (yeah he really believes this)
      This is objectively true, regardless of your opinion. Cross class abilities objectively do not exist.
      >game is easier and even harder content is easier
      True
      >every mechanic is the same stay out of the bad and go in to the good stuff
      True
      >game is focusing on casual players at the cost of hardcore players
      True
      Anyway not watching your homosexual e-celeb video.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

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      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        LOOOOOOLLLL
        HOMIE MAKIN HORSEFART HE b***h
        YEEERRRPP

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      he was right about everything

  77. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What went so wrong?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      no option to change the biome

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It got hyped up as something it wasn't intended to be at all, and everybody got disappointed based on that hype train

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        if they didn't want people to be hyped for it they shouldn't have shown us art that ended up being a false advertisement

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      menu based gameplay and the menus were designed by a lobotomy patient.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a weekly spreadsheet simulator with clickable nodes
      It's not even as engaging as normal gathering which is an absolute bore on its own
      The concept was interesting

      >heavensward job design was le better (he really says this)
      He's right.
      >no more class crossover abilities (yeah he really believes this)
      This is objectively true, regardless of your opinion. Cross class abilities objectively do not exist.
      >game is easier and even harder content is easier
      True
      >every mechanic is the same stay out of the bad and go in to the good stuff
      True
      >game is focusing on casual players at the cost of hardcore players
      True
      Anyway not watching your homosexual e-celeb video.

      >>game is easier and even harder content is easier
      >>game is focusing on casual players at the cost of hardcore players
      Why does every thread and every other site complain about raidtrannies and catering to raiders and that the fights are too hard now?
      People complained that DSR/TOP are too hard and catering to raiders?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Someone decided the way to go about a farming and peaceful retirement fantasy was to manage excel sheets.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >No farming 101 upgrades like aoe gathering, gathering while mounted, aoe planting, aoe watering
      >Not giving you multiple pens to place captured animals in with different biomes like grasslands, waterfront, cave so that you can theme their homes
      >No progressive seasons
      >No isle npcs with storylines just fire and forget visitations
      People wanted Harvest Moon/Stardew Valley but got custom deliveries with extra steps.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's better than Ishgard Restoration.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ishgard Restoration at least had some genuinely emotional moments and tons of great rewards.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nobody cares about your pteradon mount. What a waste of life

  78. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >finally get around to leveling all my jobs to 90
    >mfw AST, PLD, BRD and WHM
    They feel so fricking outdated and boring compared to the rest. RDM was pushing it too, feels like the job hasn't changed at all since its introduction, and it shows.

  79. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    If this game's lore is so great, why don't we know what other cultures call the planet?
    What is the planet called in Hingan or the ancestral Xaela language?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because everyone in the world speaks the same language, if anything there's just different dialects.
      Oh and dragons speak their own tongue i suppose, but that's because they are illegal aliens.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Because everyone in the world speaks the same language, if anything there's just different dialects.
        Hyuran Common is a trade language everywhere but those cultures do have their own native languages.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      When people say a video game's lore is great, what they actually mean is "for a video game this lore isn't dull and/or moronic". It's better than, say, capeshit or Harry Potter, but it's not exactly Tolkien either.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >It's better than, say, two of the biggest pillars of pop culture with fanatically devoted fanbases, but it's not exactly the absolute biggest pillar of pop culture with the most devoted fanbase.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          You know that we were strictly talking about the lore, right? HP can't even explain how its most basic premise functions, not even in some entertaining roundabout kind of way.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >If this game's lore is so great, why don't we know what other cultures call the planet?
      `Cause they're saving it for their own expansions.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        We just spent a whole expansion in India. In FFXI when you get to Aht Urhgan they always call the planet Urhguum (can't remember the exact spelling).

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          We learned what they call dynamis, we learned what their own local deities are like, we learned what they eat and drink, we even learned what their common jobs are. The only thing we didn't learn is whether they have a different name for the planet, but since Hydaelyn seems to be a universal goddess everyone acknowledges separate of their own local deities like the Twelve, kami or manusya, then it stands to reason they also call it Hydaelyn.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >but since Hydaelyn seems to be a universal goddess everyone acknowledges separate of their own local deities like the Twelve
            But this doesn't make sense because in 1.0 nobody knew of any Mothercrystal or thought Hydaelyn was a deity. Hydaelyn was just the name of the planet according to the Sharlayans. The Mothercrystal wasn't a known concept until the Circle of Knowing went and spread the information between 1.0 and ARR.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              And Thavnair is close allies with Sharlayan and get all their innovations and discoveries earlier than anyone else, so there you have it.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        One thing that I will never accept is how meracydia and the new world just stood there doing nothing during the final days, the allegedly world ending threat of EW

        much like the joke irl where third worlders are like 10 years behind in terms of culture, tech and news, I bet my ass that they won't even notice the whole world ending bullshit lost in fedex somewhere

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          prob were dealing with their own shit, anon.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            they will never mention anything like final days in their end

            Why would they react to a bunch of monsters out of nowhere by rushing to a foreign continent to talk about it?

            you are dumb have a nice day

            The whole point of the Final Days impacting just a tiny area (relatively speaking) was that modern, sundered Man weren't emotional manlets like the Ancients were. Still more than enough despair going around to cause problems in Thavnair, but they pulled through; once people realized what the frick was happening and what the cause was for turning, barely anybody turns in the role quests or the MSQ thereafter.

            Meanwhile Amaurot sat around with its dick in its hand until the Final Days were knocking on their own door.

            thats the issue, so the writers are trying to convince us that the universe ending cataclism that destroyed several worlds before just happens in a tiny island and in a fricking ice cube where there will be no casualities other than the small pops living there, and them role quests further tone down the threat by making it that blasphemies can walk around without people shitting themselves so much as to become blasphemies themselves and can still interact in a semi social way with aether based lifeforms, and be redeemed back into the lifestream once dead

            it just reeks of zero proof reading between a dozen writers

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why would they react to a bunch of monsters out of nowhere by rushing to a foreign continent to talk about it?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          The whole point of the Final Days impacting just a tiny area (relatively speaking) was that modern, sundered Man weren't emotional manlets like the Ancients were. Still more than enough despair going around to cause problems in Thavnair, but they pulled through; once people realized what the frick was happening and what the cause was for turning, barely anybody turns in the role quests or the MSQ thereafter.

          Meanwhile Amaurot sat around with its dick in its hand until the Final Days were knocking on their own door.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            You know I hadn't considered it until now, but it actually takes some ridiculous bullshit to get the Final Days rolling in modern day Etheirys.
            >A merchant/philanthroper who's got so utterly ruined people are starving on his doorstep.
            >A fricking clone of dead people melted together after a traumatic enslavement and death.
            Other normal people didn't start turning until they were like, getting fricking goomba stomped or munched.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              I think they did a genuinely good job of showing how fricking bad off you really need to be for "despair" to settle in. Severe trauma or severe stress/guilt/sadness, one of the two.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      4.4 to 5.3 is great, everything else lore-wise is pretty milquetoast.

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