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heterochromia looks like shit

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Corsairbros, our response?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Next expansion when we get a Physical Ranged job.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        un-subbing

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        8.0
        2027
        Trust the process

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        See you next year cornigs.

        graphics upgrade is underwhelming.
        new expansion is underwhelming.
        you are unironically moronic if you resub to this game after flopwalker.

        True, for me? it's the demystification ninja 2 kate meta.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >SHITren poster is a YoSHITda cultist.
          Floptrail is shit and Super is a non-canon toy commercial.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Incredibly SAD tears and crying
            I didn't laugh. Try again.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Posts jobber from the non-canon toy commercial moequel.
              Disregarded.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        "cool, twinblades"

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        As long as there's a single cutlass- theme weapon glam I'm good. I already got pistol from MCH and pistol sword from GNB.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        isnt that just mch?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          isn't Viper just Rogue? it's obvious they ran out of ideas, so why not rehash more jobs?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I feel like viper is more about high level dual wielding from one and 2 where your characters would swing the weapons 8 times each.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            apart from pointing out daggers and shortswords are different. both corsair and mch just use a gun

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Ninja uses shortswords and daggers

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I know but technically they are all daggers just bigger daggers

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              corsair could have been gun plus sword or dual gun

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                My thought was reverse RDM where the gun could be used during a combo from range but then it would be dps pld

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Gay and boring

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                yeah AC black flag is way cooler

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, unironically. Have you played it?

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Corsair would use dice and cards as sub weapons

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          mch should play like edgar from 6. and it does. other gun classes should avoid multi-tools.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know how good a pirate job would have worked out, but it almost certainly would have been better than what we got. I'm mean shit most classes damn near play the same thanks to their egregious homogenizing, the least they can do is make the visual effects a bit more interesting than "guy with two swords". They've really stopped giving a frick.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I just hate how people think they already know how bland the job is going to be off the few GCDs they showed off. They were clearly showing off the idea of swapping between dual blades and twinblade there, but that doesn't mean they're not going to have anything but standard slashing animations. They will have crazy snake related skills, some monster hunter style dual blade acrobatics, and more. Maybe crazy Dyne finishers as well, which were super varied in FF9.

        Basically I hate doomposters. Frick you.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I just hate how people think they already know how bland the job
          >but it's going to be cool because *literally a bunch of shit I've just made up*

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            The difference is that I have an imagination and can extrapolate from the details they've given, while the doomposters can't imagine anything that isn't presented in front of them with giant red circles and arrows.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          If you've still got hope and optimism hey more power to you. But I'm a jaded boomer just waiting for them to make drk and AST fun to play again. Pro tip: they won't.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why the frick wouldn't they put their best foot forward with the reveal? That's Marketing 101.

          The sad fact is this is probably all the job is. Two swords.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Counterpoint: Square Enix.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Why the frick wouldn't they put their best foot forward with the reveal?
            Probably the same reason they save the job action trailer for like a month before launch, all the animations aren't finalized.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >They will have crazy snake related skills
          God I hope not
          I fricking hate snakes

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            You're right, the job called Viper whose key art has a big snake behind them probably won't have anything snake related. After all, Bard already has snake bite related skills, so it's be redundant.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Maybe crazy Dyne finishers as well, which were super varied in FF9.
          >Zidanehomos still think this job is about their boyfriend

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            IXgays turned out to be even more obnoxious than CORlosers and JUGnigs
            MUH ZIDANE
            MUH TRANCE
            MUH THE VIPER

            I don't know why you guys have to be so tribal about everything. Why can't we just make connections to past games and theorize based on that? It doesn't have to be about winning or losing the prediction game. Just theorize cool shit.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Where does that faith in the job design team come from exactly anon?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            He's a shadowbaby. He doesn't know how bad things have gotten.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              I've been playing since the end of ARR and was just complaining about the removal of Monk's Tornado Kick rotation in the other thread. I want Viper to have GCD speed manipulation like old Riddle of Fire, since the slide specifically mentioned difference of speed between dual blades and twinblade.

              Being a veteran or new to the game doesn't mean I can't huff copium and hope for things to get better. They HAVE to hear about people being mad about removal of complexity and removal of DoTs and maybe think that a new job that can house those mechanics isn't the worst idea, right?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        they could've called viper corsair and literally nobody would've given a shit either way

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          If they called it corsair we would have at least gotten some sweet gun and cannon skills. Now we just get slash and twinblade slash.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Play machinist.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Nobody likes machinist. Ya I said it. Those "upgraded" shooting skills feel like shit compared to the classic solid "plinking" feel the old skill had.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm sure you miss the cast time and turret pet too.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Cast time
                Not a fan, but it did work better for MCH than the fricking abomination that they turned BRD into
                I'd be ok if they adapted their PVP moving cast time gimmick into PVE
                >Turret pet
                Liked it more than the Queen, I wish they would at least bring the vuln application back to give it some raid utility that's not locked to ninja

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I liked 3.0 MCH, the new random toolbox shit they turned it into sucks

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Get owned CORbaby. You're worse than every single other job Fandom prior some how.

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think people will be surprised very positively when the graphic updates actually hit. They're obviously sandbagging it on purpose. Look the dev panel to see what's actually happening. It's very impressive.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Will my Lalafell become more adorable? This is all that matters.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        your jawline shadow is a bit better

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, unironically.
        Hated lalas since I started playing, but that updated model of that lala with the long hair they showed looks genuinely cute to me.

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    graphics upgrade is underwhelming.
    new expansion is underwhelming.
    you are unironically moronic if you resub to this game after flopwalker.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      If 3.0-3.1 didn't kill this game nothing ever will

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I know but... I'm too weak...
      The XI raid is calling to me...

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      fanfest was trash but from the interviews its looking pretty good

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        do the interviews say anything of note

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          they said that the direction of the expansion is going to be the opposite of Endwalker. where 6.x was focused on solofying the game 7.x will be focused on making content everyone can do together. this has me pretty hyped.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            double-edged sword, content that everyone can do can still mean that the skill requirement for new content is
            >awake (optional)
            and that's not what I want when the new job buttons are just going to be an obligatory extra button that doesn't do anything unique aside from inappropriately jamming itself into a rotation that already feels like shit as of EW

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              I don't know, Eureka and Bozja was fun for me.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                zeromus ex is easier than some bozja fights

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah but I don't see what that has to do with anything

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Seat of Sacrifice ex was easier than some bozja fights, what's your point?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      ffxi alliance raid will be kino

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      t. Lynx Kameli

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        New bogeyman?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          He's the youtuber who made the Downfall of XIV video. Even other XIV content leeches were shitting on him.
          Though I bet Ginger defended him.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Though I bet Ginger defended him.
            someone post the webm

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous
      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's became a meme
        >Stand and let thing resolve
        What a moronic homosexual, the frick was he thinking? That's alongside
        >Bosses are weak to damage.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Its one thing to be reductive, but the fact that he says it so confidently condescending

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Stand and let thing resolve was bad but the thing that got me was "the game is now easier than ever" which an insane statement to put out in the expansion that had Abyssos, DSR and TOP

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            He quit before then, didn't he?

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              he quit in SB

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Abyssos was piss easy besides a third of jobs being undertuned for P8S because CBU3 has been cutting corners hard. TOP is just a bad fight and had multiple bugs (heh) the first couple months. DSR is good because it was basically finished since SHB.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              TOP was better than DSR though. DSR just ends at P6 for DPS then everything else is support prog.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >TOP was better than DSR though.
                TOP last phase is the best out of the ultimates, but no. TOP P2/3/5 are fricking atrociously bad.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I admit that he has terrible raid brain but his video made some decent points

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            nah I think it is just bad, everything he says is false to an extent and he is filled with anger for features he was not around for. just an angry zoomer who hates everyone.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hey look the schizo woke up

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >everyone who criticizes my favorite game is the same person
        take your meds asap

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Doomtroony tears are the only meds I need 🙂

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Immediately starts babbling schizo garbage.
            Cultist-kun? Your mind?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >flopwalker
      Shitposter detected, opinion discarded.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      is the graphics update even out?
      t. all I do in the game is fish so I probably wouldn't notice

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not until next summer when the expansion releases.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          thought as much

          My big issue with this is
          >they are removing old quests to shorten the msq
          >they are making old dungeons solo queues
          >they are focusing on improving geaphics for the expansion
          and when they finish they will not return to the same amount of content releases as before they started working on this other stuff.

          >>they are removing old quests to shorten the msq
          most of the post expac content is bad filler anyways, nothing of value lost
          >>they are making old dungeons solo queues
          trust system does this with current content already, unfortunately
          >they are focusing on improving geaphics for the expansion
          it'll cull PS4 players and people running the game on potatoes so I can't complain too much.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      this post doesn't make sense, the new expansion is just as formulaic as the previous 5. what the frick did you expect?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >wtf why are people of the same formula after a decade when they weren't tired of it five years ago?
        you have autism

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          no, YOU have autism. you see the tenth exact outcome being rewarded and you expect something new the eleventh. suicide pills immediately

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >it's okay for a game to not evolve or develop in any capacity.
            >it's actually good to just charge a subscription for endless copy pasted garbage with zero innovation or ambition.
            >you know it's good because the game peaked below 2 million subscribers so it's the most popular MMO ever!!!
            lmao

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              are you a Hispanic or a SEAmonkey since you seem to labor in the delusion that I condone it instead of merely pointing it out? i stopped playing this shit in 2015

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Friends that played since 2.0 and 1.0 unironically hate the game but cannot let since you know all the sunk cost. It would be like breaking up with a long time gf

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'll never understand why this game has so many people who do nothing but rage and shriek and whine about it.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'll never understand why this game has so many people who do nothing but sperg out whenever its criticized in any capacity.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >hahaha i took what you said and changed a word to totally PWN you, homie!

          I play and enjoy games, your kind does nothing but rip off your dick and balls in manufactured fury at games.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's one guy and he has Luminous Engine-induced autism. disregard

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >barrybarrybarrybarry
          FFXIII, FFXIV, FFXV and FFXVI are all shit and you should have a nice day.

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm getting the resub itch. Talk me out of it.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      jerking off usually does the trick for me

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's 5 hours of content. After that you'll do cactpot and some roulettes for four weeks and feel empty.

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >forums are now b***hing about every single pixel on every face

    Holy shit how fricking autistic do you have to be to give a shit how many eyelashes a character has in a game where 99% of the time you are zoomed out to max and the only thing you can see on the screen are the seizure inducing spell effects

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >game catered to mentally ill modbeasts who treat the game as second life
      >developers shocked when the mentally ill dislike when their characters get changed
      they brought it upon themselves for catering to these people in the first place
      and I hope they get a lot shit for it

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're falling under the trap of the vocal minority. The vast majority of "second life" players out there are super excited about the visual upgrades.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sure, until something inevitably triggers their autism and they sperg out like the subhumans they are

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            So they're Gankerirgins?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >modbeasts
        >characters get changed
        If they're modbeasts, then their characters will be the same after the mods get patched.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm sorry anon, you seem to be playing BATTLE CONTENT. This feature is not meant for you. This is for our prided HOUSING AND SOCIAL VENUES content that we hope to push with more LIFESTYLE CONTENT in the future. Please be excited.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >in a game where 99% of the time you are zoomed out to max
      This is not wow, my homie

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >yoshida trancers are now b***hing about every single minor complaint on the forums

    Holy shit how fricking autistic do you have to be to give a shit how many doomposts general discussion has in a forum where 99% of the time its titanmen alts arguing with themselves and the only thing you can see is shitposting that goes completely ignored by the developers

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      source?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >DOOMPOST?
      >IS THAT A DOOMPOST I SEE?
      >WOW LOOK AT THESE DOOMPOSTS
      >WHY DO YOU PEOPLE ONLY DOOMPOST
      >IT'S GETTING HARD TO ENJOY THE THREADS WITH ALL THESE DOOMPOSTS
      >HMMM SWEATY WHY ARE YOU DOOMPOSTING?
      >GONNA REPORT YOU TO THE JANNIES FOR DOOMPOSTING
      >AREN'T YOU TIRED OF DOOMPOSTING?
      >DOOMPOST! IGNORED!
      get new material

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >gets triggered by the word doompost
        >immediately starts seething not realizing the post is making fun of yoshida cultists
        imagine playing a videogame that is mostly comprised of endless dialogue boxes yet having no reading comprehension.... funny.........

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Imagine spending years of your life obsessed with screaming that a game that triggers you is dead, dying, doomed, and everyone should abandon it.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >AAAAAAAAA EVERYONE WHO MAKES FUN OF ME IS THE SAME PERSON WHO HAS BEEN MAKING FUN OF MY FAVORITE GAME FOR YEARS!!! SAVE ME YOSHIDA-SAMAAAAAAAAA
            Are you okay?

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              When did I say anything about you being the source of all negative posts? Talk to me, not your strawman.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                keep going honestly, he has to phonepost if he's busy screeching about not samegayging

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                You accused me of spending years shitting on this game and calling it dead when I have at no point done this, since it would be nonsense to call the game dead during its most popular expansion.

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like led limbal rings as an idea, but in reality limbal rings being dark signifies youth, and looks more natural.

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's okay, modders will fix it.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      That looks so fricking stupid I have no idea how anyone could use this unironically.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Agreed. breasts aren't nearly big enough.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is what peak female au ra looks like.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          if i push her over she literally won't be able to get back up

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's ideal.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              why's she so fricking big? what if she fell onto me haha

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                It would be extremely painful.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              This is what peak female au ra looks like.

              It's okay, modders will fix it.

              It would be extremely painful.

              The things I want to do to her

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                You an me both, Doc.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                so humor me... What would you even do? you could probably not even hold all of that and if she was laying down they would be 2 large sacks on each side.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                My damn best, that's what I'd do.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Fabric stretches to accommodate the bounce
      It looks like shit and whoever jerks off to it should get the rope but I do have to applaud the attention to detail

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      WTF, I love FFXIV now!

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>>/vg/
    Frick off to your containment board.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      If /vg/ is a containment board, why aren't you telling all the other games and franchises with /vg/ threads to frick off to the containment board?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        please do not to respond to ritual posters

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    That "graphics upgrade" was pretty lackluster.
    They really should've downplayed what the upgrade was going to be, and not make a big deal about it happening.

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >announced ff11 alliance raid
    >still hasn't convinced sqenix to combine the subs for 11 and 14

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Genuine question about 11. How is it to play through with a friend?

      I know people talk about how you can go through and experience it solo nowadays, but if I wanted to go through the game with a friend or two, is it actually a decent experience? Or is it like XIV where we are basically just clicking through our own separate MSQ bubbles and meeting up for instanced content every now and again?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can go anywhere with your friend and not be locked out, just make sure you're on the same main scenario.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        i'm doing that on a private server, it's very fun, not sure if retail is more convenient now but we've had tough battles and we often need to just sit and rest somewhere while questing

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Cultists spent months hyping up the "graphics update", pretending it was gonna be a YUGE upgrade.
    >It turns out to be literally nothing but increasing a few 256px textures to 512px and messing around with some specularity.
    Kek. Imagine thinking CBU3 is capable of doing anything but the bare minimum.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      My big issue with this is
      >they are removing old quests to shorten the msq
      >they are making old dungeons solo queues
      >they are focusing on improving geaphics for the expansion
      and when they finish they will not return to the same amount of content releases as before they started working on this other stuff.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's actually good that relics are just a throwaway uncapped tome weapon you fricking bigot. Think about all of those casual players who would be otherwise deprived of a cosmetic weapon with bad stats.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Source?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          my source is I'm a pessimist who wants low expectations to be proven wrong rather than an optimist who allows high expectations to constantly fall short.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >they are removing old quests to shorten the msq
        Already happened. ARR was just such a slog to get through even back when it was released. We only got through it because there wasn't even endgame for a while.
        >they are making old dungeons solo queues
        If you mean trusts or Duty support, that has been finished and you can still run these dungeons with actual players.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          thought as much
          [...]
          >>they are removing old quests to shorten the msq
          most of the post expac content is bad filler anyways, nothing of value lost
          >>they are making old dungeons solo queues
          trust system does this with current content already, unfortunately
          >they are focusing on improving geaphics for the expansion
          it'll cull PS4 players and people running the game on potatoes so I can't complain too much.

          my point is that stuff took work which is an excuse for shadowbringers and endwalker to be lacking in content, but once dawntrail comes out they won't have that excuse and content will drip at the same speed and volume if not slower and less.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >my point is that stuff took work which is an excuse for shadowbringers and endwalker to be lacking in content
            Another reason was Covid. Hit japan hard and they are all still struggling to get back on track.
            Just look how many delays there were for anime figures. Some took over a year after the planned release to come out.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I do know one of things they constantly mentioned was that updating the Trust/Duty Support for all the old content was taking up a lot of valuable resources that would normally be spent elsewhere. I kind of hope someone keeps them accountable and tells us what those resources got moved to during DT production so we can see that it isn't just lost like you're describing.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Graphics update rolling out in waves is their excuse even though it shouldn't take any of programmer's time.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Budget and time. The programmers are also doing work for other SE games.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Reminder that they cut miner Y'shtola as well, plus the Scion shenanigans in the Sylphlands. They took everything from us even though all the WoWfugees have already quit. They massacred ARR for nothing.

          Here's a hot take:
          The changes they made to ARR just made it less coherent and less charming, its still the same slog you remember.
          Except now you awkwardly go back and forth between the Waking Sands and some random settlement, do exactly one thing, never see it again and the world building suffers for it.

          The thing that makes ARR a slog is how much you have to go between the waking sands and whatever destination you get sent to, and that's still largely the case.
          The either needed to just put a damn aetheryte in Vesper Bay or just give you some unlimited use item that teleports you directly into it from anywhere.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Or just have the stupid conversations take place over a linkpearl/codec call rather than have you physically go across the world just to read three text bubbles

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >we lost miner tataru due to the arr cull
        >she just mentions it and never actually does it now

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Reminder that they cut miner Y'shtola as well, plus the Scion shenanigans in the Sylphlands. They took everything from us even though all the WoWfugees have already quit. They massacred ARR for nothing.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            They didn't cut miner Y'shtola, that part of the questline is still there.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        You mean ARR was BIGGER?
        Holy frick, I thought it was a super slog to get through, how many did they cut out?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          They cut quite a bit from the MSQ but instead now you have to run the entire alliance raid quest line from ARR. It evens out in actual playtime pretty much.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The worst thing they could do is increase graphics enough that minimum specs raise too far and most of their player base can't play on their potato PCs anymore. Wouldn't be surprised if keeping a certain minimum specs is their biggest limiter on updating the game.

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >NOOOOOO MY DARK SKINNED CHARACTER DOESN'T REFLECT LIGHT WELL, THIS NEW GRAPHICS UPDATE WILL BE A DISASTER!!!
    I've noticed cat, Viera and Au Ra players are b***hing the most about these things.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >pick a skin color the same as night
      >mad because you now blend into the night

      Why are Black folk so dumb

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The suncat eyes they previewed looked like shit.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      My character is dark blue and has blue hair and wears blue and I have never once had a problem with dark lighting.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      i made a black cat and named her after the cat i had as a child and it's okay that the lighting is so dark sometimes that only my character's eyes are visible because it reminds me of her

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      this is a good point to make actually, places like ultima thule look like shit. however i cannot see it getting any worse than it already is for dark skin characters. considering erenville is probably a main character now hopefully they will consider these things.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        How is that a good point
        What the frick do you want when you pick a character the color of tar?
        You want a special spotlight following you around and shining on your face at all times? You don't want to be lost in the dark, stop being dark.

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Queue for the Copied Factory right now and ill post my breasts

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      you couldn't pay me enough to queue up for nier raids
      that shit takes forever

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Better not do alliance roulette in the first month or two of 7.0 then. Its going to be nothing but Nier with 15 VPR/GRN who have no idea what any of their buttons do.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Hell yes, some challenge.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Better not do alliance roulette in the first month
          I don't ever

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's actually fun to run DPS meters when you're up against 7-10 people with the same job and gear level. Then you can actually stroke your ego seeing that you're picking up the new job faster than the other shitters.

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >spending resources on making the player characters look 1% better
    >when the actual game still looks like it was designed for PS3

    why

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      the game still has to run on ps4 and 3rd world PCs

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >2024 release date games being held back by 2013 hardware
        consoles were a mistake

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Even if they cut off PS4 support, it would still look like shit to run on bad PCs

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks better to me.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Post lizard feet

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cute face 4.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      troony face

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Brain rot.

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dawntrail will be either the best expansion or the worst expansion.

    There is no middle ground.

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Glamour toggles when?

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    IXgays turned out to be even more obnoxious than CORlosers and JUGnigs
    MUH ZIDANE
    MUH TRANCE
    MUH THE VIPER

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Limbal rings always looked crap anyway, glad they're making them more subtle and complimentary rather than moronic glow rings.

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Excitement for the expansion is completely non-existent compared to any previous expansion, even Heavensward.
    >Cultists driving themselves insane coping with this because they had already bought into the lie that FFXIV is perfect and a cultural phenomenon.
    lmao

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The game was literally put into maintance mode after 6.0, there's not a good explanation on what the frick is going on in Square Enix

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where are youuuuuu

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Choose
    Engine update
    Or
    Complete modder/cheater/addon death

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Complete modder/cheater/addon death
      Easy choice

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      engine update
      ez

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Complete addon death.
      It would be funny seeing raiding completely implode because it's designed entirely around 100% uptime DPS checks and therefore unplayable if parsers are completely non-existent.
      It might force them to actually redesign raids to be fun and reactive against rather than autistic striking dummies for parsegays.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Creator format obviously worked so we are going with it for eternity. What would you consider a reactive mechanic?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Creator at least had HP-based phase pushes and some degree of mechanical RNG way beyond what Savage raids today do. Every raid today is fixed unchanging timeline with 100% uptime, which means the optimal way to play is the exact same sequence of buttons every time.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            HP pushed are dead and buried because lol skip soar. And you saw what happened when they added RNG timelines recently. People b***hed about it the entire tier

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              They fricked up and designed a single extreme primal (literal midcore content) wrong by making a tricky mechanic too easy to skip with moderately high DPS and, as is typical of CBU3, they reacted to this minor problem by just excising an entire element of the game completely.

              Literally all they needed to do was design their fights better so that trickier mechanics wouldn't be possible to skip within the same patch a fight comes out, but alas, easier to just rip out an entire design element.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Soar
                >tricky mechanic
                Kek wasn't it literally just spreading to the edges of the arena while some dashes went out?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah but apparently party finder found it too hecking difficult so everyone became obsessed with trying to skip it. This was in the same expansion with the much harder Thordan and Sephirot Ex fights, so I truly don't understand why Soar caused so much psychosis among the playerbase.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      If the update kills cheats, i am willing to say goodbye to mods.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Complete modder/cheater/addon death
      This one.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      A real engine update would inevitably kill off all the current mods, two birds with one stone

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Complete modder/cheater/addon death.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Complete modder/cheater/addon death
      This would kill the game

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can't play Machinist without XIVAlexander so I'm going with the engine update.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      complete modder/cheater/addon death

      this way some of those features will have more pressure to be added to the base game. 3rd party addons relieve that pressure so nothing gets done

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Holy frick that lala is horrible

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Complete modder/cheater/addon death
      after what that one hacker revealed the past few days I will hit that button so hard even if it means taking me out too. These frauds don't deserve to live.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        what happened? tldr?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          <https://twitter.com/EliBlue1337/status/1715909940265509224>
          but tl;dr is in addition to splatoon addons which reveals aoes that normally shouldn't be there you also have addons that play your job for you meaning all you have to do is move around and the rest of the game plays itself.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sounds like doing msq

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            His 4th reason is stupid, people do play other classes besides one.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Rotation bots have been a thing forever and they won't give someone a high rank.
            As funny as drama is, parsing this tier is very boring. Just get 3 people willing to sleep on the wheel, do mechanics and push their buttons during burst windows.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            https://twitter.com/EliBlue1337/status/1714860110562947194
            >He is just a salty cheater having a mentldown because he got banned
            Get fricked homosexual.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Rotation bots aren't real because... because the guy posting on twitter about them is disreputable aswell!!!!
              moron. People on Ganker have been talking about rotation bot shit since the beginning of the expansion, probably earlier but early Endwalker was when I first heard of it.
              The completely linear timeline combat design and total lack of RNG elements in rotations was inevitably going to end with this kind of bot becoming viable, since they handle the entire (deterministic) rotation but the player still has to handle movement for mechanics.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      this game would SIGNIFICANTLY improve if it just filtered out all of the marehomosexuals, holy frick man.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't mod XIV, neither do I use addons. Cheaters are scum and I wish I could remove every goddamn botter myself.
      However I'd still choose ngine update. The solution to remove mods and cheats could affect legit players, be it by accident, false positives or bad programming of anti-cheat.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      only mod I would actually be sad to lose is player chat bubbles. everything else I use is either totally stupid shit or minor QoL like cross-server marketboard prices on hover over items.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >tumblr_

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Engine update would be great but I think I'll choose the option that removes cheating from PvP and all the raid addons.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Complete modder/cheater/addon death

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The latter. XIV will never look good enough for graph prostitutes.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Complete modder/cheater/addon death, and it's not even remotely close to a difficult choice.
      The tears alone would be delicious, but knowing that it will be pure impotent rage that they can't even b***h about in any official channels would just be the cherry on top.

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's definitely a visual upgrade. Looking forward to it.

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What are you voting for in the art contest?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >art contest?
      what

  26. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >still no berzerker job
    we couldve gotten dual handaxes, instead we get to see all the lady marias and male au ra kiritos, fricking hell.
    >warrior is basically berzerker thougu bro
    no it isnt shut the frick up

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >still no berzerker job
      WAR

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >dual handaxes
      That's just as fricking boring

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        what weapon hasn't been used yet that wouldn't be boring and would actually be used on a battlefield.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Whip, would've fit the dawntrail Indiana jones vibes too.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Hm...
            Didn't Quistis use a whip? She seems to be associated with poisons and debuffs these days, maybe green mages will use whips.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Quistis is a BLU.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're right. It's been too long since I last played VIII.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Whip.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Spear and Shield

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            you're idea falls in line with the current method of creating jobs, and the dual axe idea. just combine two things we already have and make new animations

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >and would actually be used on a battlefield.
          Since when was this a fricking requirement

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          How about a tank class that uses a huge ass glaive/spear and is styled as a jap/chinese general of some sort. Like Honda or Guan Yu.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >warrior with a lancer subjob
            I can dig it

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I want a DND Clreic. Giant tower shield and frick off maces.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >How about a tank class that uses a huge ass glaive/spear and is styled as a jap/chinese general of some sort. Like Honda or Guan Yu.

            How would they design these differently from what DRG already uses?

            I really hate weapon ideas that are just:
            >same weapon a job already has, just bigger or smaller or on a different role

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              The issue here is weapons can't have actual speed differences.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nothing can have actual differences, it's all aesthetic.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I have a lot more fun playing Warriors Orochi than any job in XIV

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        anon...every job in the game uses boring ass weapons you fricking mong, maybe with the exception of sage and maybe astro, everything else is basic as frick.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Gunblades? Big ass two handers? Both of those being relegated to tanks instead of DPS?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Black mages use staves and staves are awesome. Well, rods, but you get what I mean.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >HS
        >Heaven Sward

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          oops

          What should I expect from these? I haven't finished HS yet.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      war has berserk button
      so it is berserker
      q.e.d.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes it is you fricking mongoloid. Swings huge axe and gets FRICKIN PISSED to smash things real frickin hard, what else would a Berzerker class even do beyond that?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nta but deal huge big d damage. Since that was the core rhing about zerker. Doing more damage at the cost of less defense or another negative shit

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          The core gimmick of berserker is that you don't get to control them.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            True but you cannot do that in a game like this even more if it lacks any rpg elements

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Berserker in FF meant you started battles with buffed damage but you become an auto attack bot with literally zero player input, leaning on series tradition isn't what you want for something like this.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sounds perfect for a tank that traditionally has a more simplified moveset. Because we can't actually take control away from the player, maybe we just have them spam one move over and over again to simulate the powerful auto attacks. Maybe give it like a chainsaw effect or something just to make it feel raw and powerful.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              maybe a cool glowing red eyes effect? maybe the story of the class can be acknowledging the powerful but out of control beast within and learning how to control it?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >maybe the story of the class can be acknowledging the powerful but out of control beast within and learning how to control it?
                Nah, that's dumb. They should have a literal moron try to seduce a horse fricker instead.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                tbh the 'warrior trainer' being anything less than a grug brained moron just wouldn't fit

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >press a single button over and over
              Thank frick you're not jn charge of anything Jesus Christ. If you eat this experience jhdt play a healer.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            No, you could totally do that. Have it be a big dps cooldown that makes your character go nuts for 15 seconds. You'd have to learn when to use it, like Ley Lines.

  27. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://twitter.com/EliBlue1337/status/1715887185373646973?t=JD1gYmRb3shp0qRd9pWXvQ&s=19

    Raidbros...
    It's over...

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      So is this guy the same guy who made these cringy youtube videos with AI voice narration that failed getting any significant attention?
      They were okay when he did focus n actual cheaters, but full schizo when he complained about visual mods. Modbeasts are awful, but at least I'm not seeing those in my game.

  28. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://fanfest2.finalfantasyxiv.com/2023-24/eu/news/announcing-the-finalists-for-the-eu-art-contest
    Aside from a few standouts the quality overall seems lower than the NA one, I'm assuming the tighter entry window had a hand in that,

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Meant for

      >art contest?
      what

  29. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >have the thirteenth become a calamity.
    >remake the entire game again on a non-proprietary engine
    >release it as ffxiv 3
    why is that so hard?

  30. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just ad a second combo route for DRK it's all I ask

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      NO. Enjoy another copied WAR skill and ogcd you need to fit in a tiny window. Please Look forward to it.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just want a big cool OGCD to do.
      All I get is repeats of lame-ass FoS and the goddamn mannequin buddy
      I want my confiteor/fell cleave too

  31. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What should I expect from these? I haven't finished HS yet.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I haven't finished HS yet.
      You have to be 18 to use this site

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I haven't finished HS yet.
        MOOOOOODS

        Words too big for your zoomer brain to understand.

        Meant to say Heavensward lmao

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I haven't finished HS yet.
      MOOOOOODS

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Words too big for your zoomer brain to understand.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're good reference books. The first book has spoilers for HW but you can just read the table of contents and skip what you don't want to know about yet.
      Book 2 is mostly stormblood but you can just flip through the dungeon/gear/zones and skip the SB specific stuff.

  32. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >-50%
    Do i bite the bullet?

  33. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >10 part launcher .rar downloaded
    >4 different playonline passwords open in notepad
    >HDD starts spinning mysteriously
    Yep, it's XI time again.

  34. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Viper is cooler than Corsair and all I want from Beastmaster is a Bestiary that lets us collect monsters and read lore about them.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      that sounds pretty cool

  35. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only real option for new jobs is to make every existing job into a arcanist type role split. create dps axe as berserker, make ninja a caster and thief a physical dps. etc.

  36. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Updated one looks great. Why are you trooning out over it?

  37. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >a bajillion years until ShB msq ultimate
    >another bajillion years until EW msq ultimate
    By then I won't be playing anymore probably. I wanted to hear Close in the distance by the primals on a fighy

  38. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Still not a single hyuk
    BORING. YOU'RE DONE PABLO. NO MORE (You)s.

  39. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not gonna lie, I did like the LED limbal rings.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      They can give a nice vibe

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        that looks eerie in a good way

  40. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just wish new jobs wouldn't start in the three starting cities. You don't even unlock most until after finishing certain expansions, right?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      People got really mad they had to reach Ishgard to become dark knights, so now all the new jobs are in the main cities.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I find it comical how they even managed to homogenize the story part of Jobs

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I find it comical you're getting nostalgic over job questlines that all struggled with finding how to justify their own existence past the first level cap

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't blame them getting mad since the new jobs started on a low level. Viper however is level 80. You'd think it would start in maybe Kugane or Reach now.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I thought people were mad they got to ishgard to become a dark knight then they had to start at lv 30 again.

        Its worse now than it was back then even because DRK is one of those jobs fricked by level sync until fricking lv 70

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      the only ones you can't unlock in arr are machinist astrologian and dark knight, the limiting factor for every other job is leveling to max level in ARR content only.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's all based on level now. Theoretically you could grind EXP up and unlock any job before even finishing ARR, minus the Ishgard jobs.

  41. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Remember what they promised us

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Will never not remind me of Dragon's Dogma.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        We need but sever the tail!

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        it looks like ddon with ffxiv ui slapped on top

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      who could forget the famous ff character Romeo Guildenstern

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Vagrant Story is an honorary FF game

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just a reminder that Boco had sex.

  42. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Viper is a technically demanding yet highly stylish melee job
    I wonder just how "technically demanding" it's going to be

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably just Continuation but on a DPS

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >continuation
        >pressing 2 buttons one after another
        >'demanding'
        ??

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Pressing two buttons in rapid succession js about as complex execution wise as this game gets.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yoshida claimed that Reaper was technically demanding and complex too and then it turned out to be a slightly-modified melee version of Machinist with more satisfying animations. On the expansion where melees get free uptime anyway and thus don't feel that different from rangeds.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't believe any words coming out of Yoshida's mouth concerning how difficult or complex anything in this game will be.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's going to be reaper 2.0, which is melee machinist, so it's going to be a melee machinist 2.0

  43. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    w

  44. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I know about Viper but did they announce a 2nd job?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes it's a caster

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      A caster and Krile will use it.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        And I will use Krile.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      they announced caster and limited job but haven't named them. tokyo fanfest for more news in january.

  45. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    tank classes will actually be different this expansion right fellas? because right now every single tank plays exactly the same

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hope so. Still waiting for war or dark to get a chain/darkness suck in move that countless enemies and bosses have but we don't.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Salted earth in PVP should do what it does in PVE.

        WAR doesnt need more toys.

        tank classes will actually be different this expansion right fellas? because right now every single tank plays exactly the same

        lmao
        Whats more likely is that GNB DRK and PLD get their own versions of Bloodwhetting and Shake it off.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Shake it Off is literally the only bad button in WARs kit
          >Yoshi immediately turns it into a full party TBN within a single patch
          >Living Dead takes over half a decade to see a single change
          >PLD just gets half it's shit deleted instead of even attempting to fix it
          Hmm

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >PLD just gets half it's shit deleted
            1) this didn't happen
            2) i am reasonably sure people moaning for paladin's awkward phys/mag splits back don't play paladin

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              PLD and GNB still have identity, at least over level 60. all the pre ShB tanks play the same below 60, and WAR and DRK might as well be the same class.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Bulwark got deleted (the new version is just a mini Rmapsrt)
              Convalescence got deleted
              Shield Swipe got deleted
              Goring blade got completely gutted into a shitty one time burst button
              Flash got deleted
              I expect Circle of Scorn to be gone next

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I expect Circle of Scorn to be gone next
                I don't believe you. How else are they going to make a basic upgrade with increased potency and pass it off as an entirely new ability?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I fricking hated all those, especially Flash

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      you think tanks are bad? take a look at healers, it's such a homogenized bullshit, theres nothing unique from any healer

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        There is one difference, the healers are classified as shield healers and regen healers

        which actually translates to good healers and shit healers respectively.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          It was very funny doing DSR and seeing my WHM mage switch to SGE mid-prog so we had a SCH/SGE comp and the fight got 10x easier for them

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Preventing damage is always going to be superior to taking damage and playing catchup.

            >Shake it Off is literally the only bad button in WARs kit
            >Yoshi immediately turns it into a full party TBN within a single patch
            >Living Dead takes over half a decade to see a single change
            >PLD just gets half it's shit deleted instead of even attempting to fix it
            Hmm

            Its worse than that.

            >DRK used to be the gapcloser tank, WAR is now has 3, debatabilty 4 gap closers to DRK's "enhanced umend"
            >Squint hard enough at Enhanced Equilibirum and you'll see the text "Additional Effect: Aurora"
            >WAR has more party healing and utility than the tank thats meant to be bringing holy magic
            >Veil gets buffed, Yoshida decides Shake needs to be buffed before that to make it better anyway to maintain status quo

            Job favortism for tanks is real.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Try healing off doom with just shield healers

  46. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Y'shtola belongs to Runar!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder if the ShB characters will remain forgotten, or if thancred will ever reunite with his daughter-wife and her girlfriend

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yshtolas only for BHC

  47. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Somewhere along the line Tataru shifted from comic relief to hypercompetent mercantile overlord, when exactly did that happen

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Heavensward and ARR where she was still the bean-counter and information broker for the Waking Sands

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Somewhere in-between end of Heavensward to Stormblood when she got into ties with Hanhock

  48. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >is smug in your path

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I want to lick that tummy.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >cute face that fits the wig
      Very rare. There are other Alisaie cosplayers who look weird with the wig, but are actually really cute and pretty.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why did EU have so many alisaie cosplayers? Is she popular over there or something?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes we love her and hate Zero.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          huh, there wasn't a single Zero was there

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Exactly, we hate her.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes we love her and hate Zero.

            Maybe euros are based after all

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            There were two but they were pretty shit.
            Endsinger girl was great, really cute too in person.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        everyone loves alisae!

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        She's legal here.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        She's English, she's legal what more do you need?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >She's English
          So is everyone else in this game

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            You didn't know? We colonised FF14, British Empire 2.0

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I want to lick that tummy

  49. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the game gets shit on by so many people the ffxiv cultists developed a name for them
    It's funny when you think about it

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      people b***h about "doomposters" in every game now
      it's the new reddit meme phrase

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      There is nothing wrong with Doom, buddy.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Doomer/,doomposter is not a term unique to XIV at all you fricking moron

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      mmo has over a million players
      10,000 people can shit on it 24/7/365 and dominate all threads on Ganker
      mathematically they are still a fringe minority regardless of how much they tell themselves they're the voice of the community

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Many of the cultists joined the game too late to play it when it was actually good, but right on time to see it become a forgotten fad. Because this is Ganker, they naturally respond to this by becoming psychotic.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wish oldgay roleplayers would stop circling around Heavensward as "when it was good," the game was horrible in its early years.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          ARR and Stormblood were both better than Heavensward. Heavenswardgays are correct that the game used to be better, but are wrong about when.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Other tanks need mains as loud and b***hy as bald man.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Many of the cultists joined the game too late to play it when it was actually good, but right on time to see it become a forgotten fad. Because this is Ganker, they naturally respond to this by becoming psychotic.

      You're so right, from my perspective though I feel like it's no cat ear hood 2 minute meta habibi.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based /alter/ illuminati inventing terms years before

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      back in my day, I was called Barry, but that meme got stale.

  50. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did the graphics update go live?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      next summer

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ah shit I'd resub to check it out.

  51. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a compilation of these before and after pics?

  52. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    oh wow it's fricking nothing

  53. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >theres a plugin that lets you know if someone is sneakily inspecting you
    neat

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      At least there is nothing to tell you when I'm taking a sneaky screenshot of your ass

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >retarted attention prostitutes using ptom
      >even more moronic limsa dwellers find out a way to inspect you without targeting you
      >EVEN more retarted attention prostitutes came up with another plugin that tracks their plate views
      It's amusing, like an arms race

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Second Life players feed on the lowest possible form of attention.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wait, what's the plug-in for seeing plate views. I want that.

  54. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not excited for fricking anything until I see job changes. Holy shit if they want to jack off their burst job design that's fine, but give us something to do between the fricking windows. DRK is literal fricking drool mode after bursting. GNB feels like the only tank that does something outside of bursting because the CDs are at 30 seconds.

  55. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's funny how the worst tank (WAR) and worst healer (WHM) are always the most obnoxious
    >haha my favorite healer? le warrior of course XD
    >haha my favorite mitigation ability? it is LE HOLY of course haha XD

  56. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >one of my favorite moves of DRK was the fricking nut-buster kick to interrupt attacks
    >totally fits DRK as a dirty fighter

    >now everyone gets it, even fricking Holy Good Boy Paladins

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Um sweet DRK uses the power of love and passion, it's not "dirty".

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Most DRK mains got completely and utterly filtered by their own job quests

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >instead of just making unique 20% mits for each job they just gave everyone rampart
      >Rampart only matches PLD's animations, DRK and WAR already have suitable animations for this idea, they just have to make one for GNB
      >The Icon for Reprisal still looks like a Dark Knight skill

      Role Actions are gay.

  57. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Current limbals are better because it makes the lizards' eyes stand out more

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's not good
      Because I don't want to look at you ugly fricks

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >heterochromia
      >limbal rings mismatched from iris
      >hair with highlights
      >skin mismatched from scales
      >no consistency
      the vast majority of au ra players make rainbow freaks, characters like your pic are rare.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >heterochromia
        Are you blind or something?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Are you, cultist-kun?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          my statement did not apply to pictures in this thread, I was discussing trends among the unenlightened masses.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Read very carefully

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      They can give a nice vibe

      It's definitely a visual upgrade. Looking forward to it.

      want lizzer gf

  58. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  59. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that the only way to be a legit XIV player is to be on console.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >hooks up XIVAlexander through my PC into my PS4
      out-fricking-skilled

  60. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      She was great.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >shaved legs

        Fail

  61. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    You gays will whine that jobs are too homogenized and that job A has better actions than job B in the same fricking post. Just accept that you have no idea how you want the game to play.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only strategy to take as a game developer is to give the most complacent players monkey paws. The next relic grind is going to include crafting, gathering and PVP steps.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The two are not mutually exclusive

      The jobs get homogenized, as in they all play the same
      But one gets obviously better numbers than all the others.
      Because they all play the same there is NO reason not to use the one with the bigger numbers since that's now the only difference

  62. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Still have no idea what they could possibly do for a Green Mage weapon and haven't seen any credible guesses either.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Prob a scepter or a mace.
      Kriles current weapon is a staff that looks like a mace.

  63. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    TBD

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      sex with femlalas

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        made for big wiener

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Canonically stretchy

  64. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >even when people read from an article they read TOMBstones instead of TOMEstones
    I...I just can't anymore...

  65. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Surprised tbeh haven't reused those animations where you fly around the crystal talking to Hydaelyn as a mount yet where your character just takes off and flies DBZ style

  66. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    From the trailer, it looks like we won't be getting the Clive hair from the event. Sucks.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      We already have clive hair

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's just Style For Hire

  67. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >viper uses two swords
    >forgot this game has super nintendo engine
    >so we won't be able to glamour two different looking swords
    Kirito mains, we lost.

  68. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    How's my lizzer?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      looks slightly autistic but not like a disaster. bretty good

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >armor on female character

  69. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    ok but what abou crafting and gathering classes?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >what about non-content
      don't care

  70. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I miss 3.0 MCH and DRK.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I miss 3.0 drk. Wish I never played it. It was perfect. The only gay thing was losing dps if you didn't MT. But getting low blow procs was fricking great.

  71. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >implying the BLM would even bother to move

  72. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    posting toon

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      troon*
      troonra, to be precise

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I know more femroe troons than cat or lizard troons

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >knowing troons at all
          lmao

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Well, not personally. Just from what i have seen hanging out in Limsa

            >LGBTQ friendly FC recruiting members!
            >pronouns in adventure card
            >uwu shouting in general chat

  73. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    trans dead game

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      thank you for your comment or how dare you say that or something idk

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not really a fan of the modern gear but for this game I don't think they could have done much better

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Those kicks
      SHEEEEEEEEEEEESH Armorgays gonna freak

  74. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I dunno why people are saying the game isn't evolving or that 7.X will be bad. We have all but confirmed the following:
    >Dye channels
    >Housing changes; interior redesigns and resizing
    >The most content heavy expansion yet
    >Heavily implied a return of forays, alongside every other type of content
    >Some new unknown new type of combat content
    >A "large focus on group play this expansion" unlike 6.X
    >Graphics overhaul

  75. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  76. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who is going to be the meme job after the DT Job Action trailer comes out?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >got memed on
      >turned out to be the best new action
      meme job will be rdm because it has nothing over the other casters
      >BB-B-BUT MUH QUICK RES
      new raids don't allow you to have 2 people dead for 10 seconds

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Scholar lil lalafel run out of the aeo
      Still cracks me up to this day, everyone getting huge flashy finishers and sch is a small run.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Look at him go!

  77. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    whats the sexiest armor?

  78. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The last Lalafell is in captivity. Eorzea is at peace.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      ummmm what are you doing with the captured lalas

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        *charging sound*

        zamnn Viera look like that????

        Bnuuys are heavenly.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      zamnn Viera look like that????

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      *charging sound*

      [...]
      Bnuuys are heavenly.

      I wish Viera's were real.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You missed one.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I want a femlala antagonist that OHOHOHOs and uses tall race men as stepping stools

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Play xi

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Different kind of OHOHOHO going on there, Shantotto has the threat of making shit explode going on but I'm thinking more rich b***h power of MONEY going on.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          So you want Shantotto

  79. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's the NA fanfest.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ah, you're right. It is.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      This isn't EU but the queues were pretty long, I lucked out and bumped into someone I'd met there who was at the front of the queue and needed 1 extra for their party so I didn't have to line up at all for it.

  80. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        oh shit i didn't know his meltdown last night got him banned again

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're late.

  81. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    My king how does he do it??

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      NOCRINGE my liege

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >17 year olds get to groomed by THAT?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >17 year olds get groomed?
        16 is legal you weird c**t, you can get married at 16, you can serve in the army at 15 and 9 months, (can't serve in combat until 18).

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        frick i get groomed by that

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >17 year old
        >groomed
        It's getting silly now...please don't force me to side with xenos of all people.

  82. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    $70 + $13 + tip + your manhood

  83. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >all this shit about trannies
    I hate trannies. I do. I see the LGBTQ FC I get legimitately upset, but I just ignore them cause in large games they're going to have a presence. Hell I play a male trap lalafell so what can I say (for jokes, obviously. I love playing buff or slender/cool characters but I decided to change things up)? Just filter these players out and dont pay attention to their narcissism.

  84. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
  85. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      we wuz ancients n' shiet

  86. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Zepla had her partner there
    Was it a he or she? Zepla never has them on camera, anyone get a cheeky camera shot?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      yah here he is

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Big Puss???

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mr Brappy?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          brappy is Ganker now
          he's gonna beat you up if you make fun of his guides again

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            look at that fricking melon lmao
            everyone playing this dead game is malformed

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Americans really don't know how to dress themselves do they? Christ.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Lmaooo did you see everyone at EU FF?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I did and I Coomed.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I SUMMON THEE, BALDICANTE

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >hop onto the stream to see whats going on currently
                >cosplay contest
                >immediately greeted with a hambeast dressed as Nophica
                >close window

                And these Europoors have the audacity to call us the land of the lard, when this was the Nophica at the NA FF.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why doesn't he commit to putting his hand in his pocket

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            One of the hardest things to do as an amerifat is lose weight. Kudos to Mr. Brappy.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            he looked better before

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Woah, she married that actor from the Godfather?

  87. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >autosage
    we're so back

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      This mod has been doing this for like 7 years and still hasn't been fired.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >autosaging within 50 posts of bump limit anyway
      We're super back

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      This mod has been doing this for like 7 years and still hasn't been fired.

      >autosaging within 50 posts of bump limit anyway
      We're super back

      Nah, based mod saw the conversation had gone to shit at the end of the thread, and is ending it faster so we can get a new one. Thank you for your service.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        nah this guy

        spams reports for the thread's duration hoping to get it removed
        source: himself, crying about a month ban for spamming reports

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Thread is probably gonna hit bump limit anyway lol

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            ye autosage is completely pointless. especially with b4k and other archives

  88. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    obligatory

  89. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it true BLU is graduating to a real job? I hope the new limited job isn’t Puppetmaster.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      No it's not true. Current tinfoil theory is it'll be some new thing and not BST or PUP because Yoshida repeated those from the crowd suggestions and he's never done that

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >puppetmaster where you get to craft dolls with great detail
      >beastmaster where you get to collect animals like blu spells then fight them like verminion.
      >pictomancer that creates and animates pictures drawn by the player by running it through AI.
      idk, as long as it's a ton of content I'm fine with whatever limited job we get.

  90. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    > stal started playing OSRS

    it's over xivbros...

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      who?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Was wondering where she vanished to after Asphodelos and DSR. Tbh it seemed like she hated by EW XIV but played it anyways because that's her only audience.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      She barely played as is. Like 90% of her streams werent even XIV it was basically farm simulator games and talking about sex with her BF.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >talking about sex with her BF
        brb

  91. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >0 hype
    >0 content
    >boring job
    >shit name
    >fanfest was just a troony convention

  92. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Viper looks neat.

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