How are you occupying your time Anon?
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How are you occupying your time Anon?
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Playing other games permanently. Its ogre.
Of the Tactics variety?
Tactics Ogre thread?
I'm upset we didn't get this outfit with the batch of Tactics Ogre-themed sets we got in SB. Agrias' chest piece from Orbonne is close but not quite.
Unsubbed and probably not coming back, the game was themepark shit at the best of times and now the devs aren't even putting any effort into putting out new rides
That's what happens when they put all the resources into XVI.
I'm playing other shit. I tuned out after 6.0
laughing at the wowfugee chud discord that got exposed
WHY ARE THE CRYSTALS ON FLOORS 41-79 NOT CONSIDERED SOLID OBJECTS FOR LOS ATTACKS WHY WHY WHY
lmao did your solo run get fucked?
that's a rookie mistake
My second attempt. Made it to 74 first time but bombed myself. This time I thought "well why is this scenery here, just to look pretty?" And it really was just to look pretty.
sex with Miorine
Miorine pantyhose sexo... Suletta filming everything while masturbating...
Mad because small
Jealous of tall
Your chair, madam
does this lala have fanart? I love her bushy brows
3 more months
I really hope its good, but it seems like every new thing I hear about 16 is another red flag
Really? Everything I've heard has increased my excitement, except I suppose the lack of minigames.
All I ever hear from fans of this game are complaints. ARR was shit, so why do people keep playing?
*all you hear is Gankertards doomposting
seriously, imagine basing your opinions off of what Ganker said about any game
I said "fans" because I know people who play it and their reasons are very specific to themselves, yet everyone specifically calls out the first 50-120 hours as being shit.
I don't move out of AOEs. Period. As a DPS, my job is to kill the boss as quickly as possible, and moving out of boss range because the healer might have to spend one gcd to top me is ignoring my main purpose. Healers will thank me later when we finish the fight before the final phase because I was optimal at my task. You see the silver color? It’s the color of a 95%+ parse DPS. If you're not happy about it, have fun settling with a grey parse dps 😉
When you're dead you do 0 dps.
>out of boss range
That was patched out in 6.0
>every boss has an arena hitbox
>going back and doing old content is like whiplash
what the fuck were they thinking with the hitboxes?
I actually hate it as melee....go back ffs
>Gap closers before
>You'd actually land somewhere within close proximity of the middle of the arena and it would be easy to adjust for mechanics
>Gap closer now
>You practically end up where you started
Do the devs not realise how stupid it looks?
The people who complain about this hate ANYTHING that requires them to work any harder. They want everything to be as basic and brainless as possible so they can just say they got their loot/mount and scoot, thus we have the giga-sized hitboxes, which has now led to #rangedequality, which will lead to people dumping melee jobs because why work harder when ranged jobs are easy mode AND do just as much damage as melee? This is the downward spiral that started with people whining about their buffs not lining up with party members, and it'll only keep getting worse if the devs keep listening to mouth breathers.
>Gives you a Damage Down
Nothing personnel kid
>Faggon doesn't know how to stay at max melee and then step out to not get clip while still keeping uptime
By her voice alone, I can tell she's very ugly irl. That being said, she plays a very cute character and I absolutely love her stream starting song/dance.
She's probably the most "seiso" considering how toxic the rest of NijiEN is.
>By her voice alone, I can tell she's very ugly irl.
post your voice
>don't move out of AOEs. Period. As a DPS
Come on anon, be realistic at least with your attempts
That anon is definetely larping but if you check out 99+ parse videos they're filled with using the fuck out of cover/mit/shields on someone just so they can greed every mech possible without losing uptime.
I've seen some shit when watching speedruns of bosses and I cannot deny there is seat-of-your-pants levels of bullshit pulled by groups with extremely high trust in each other
Your average static just doesn't have it in them but as long as you clear, you clear
Soloing content like usual because no one likes to play with a malera
Not play FFXIV until they introduce a system like wow's M+. If I don't have something to do every day, what's the point? FFXIV you log in 1 day a week for 3 hours to raid, and then that's it. Boring as fuck.
I'm so glad this game filters ESL retards
For your sake I hope this post is bait
Idk, phone autocorrected playing to play
>Primary audience is Japanese
just doing weekly TOP reclears
How do I go about finding a decent fc because I sure as shit ignore the random invites and advertised mass ones
Seconding this. 60% of the way through stormblood, 4 jobs 70+ and 4 jobs 60+ and ive only been invited to 2 FCs, 1 i joined for a week and left because no one was ever active or talked in it.
Do i have to hit max level before finding a good MC? Midlander btw.
I'm playing on my alt.
Hit 37 with WAR in my tank grind to a quick 60.
Dunno what DPS I'll play, my main is mostly BLM and MNK.
>I'm playing on my alt.
Why? The levelling experience is exactly the same
double raid loot
helping friends with weeklies
idk why he's doing it but there are other reasons I'm forgetting
>double raid loot
How does this even work? Can you trade raid loot?
please tell me you're pretending
I'm not joking. I don't fuck with alts or raiding
Nice triple zeros
When you alt raid, you have 4 mains and 4 alts do a clear and funnel gear to the 4 mains
You then repeat the same fight with the other 4 mains and 4 alts
Some people are super no life about it and do 2 mains and 6 alts etc etc...to funnel and gear faster
Oh, that makes sense. I thought the alt's were somehow transferring gear to their own main
What's the end goal? To be able to stop playing quicker since you have all the gear?
that or gearing multiple jobs faster for variety?
some do it for parse autism so they can get high rankings faster
most raiders look down on autist parsers fyi
I don't play anymore, stopping The Final Days was the end of the game.
masturbating to femlala
My friend sits in maid cafes all day, we barely talk since he started this.
Funny enough I just started playing again after leaving last xpac. So a decent amount of old content for me to go through and then I will quit when I get bored like any fucking sane person.
If you are bored with the game, fucking do something else and dont spend your money on a game that bores you. Common sense.
By trying to not play the game now that i know I can again.
sex with Khloe Aliapoh
>he kept playing after 6.0
game is over, move no bud
Anyone have it yet willing to share?
I WANT TO GET OUT OF P5
I WANT TO GET OUT OF P5
I WANT TO GET OUT OF P5
>he fell for the TOP meme
I don't think any raider from upper midcore to super hardcore has said they like this fight
Everyone says DSR was way better and not terrible to prog
Has anyone said they had fun after clearing it? I know Xeno doesn't think the fight is fun...it made Zepla take a break.
So far I've only seen Happy and Arthars enjoy it.
I like TOP, kind of wish my group did more hours but I'm fine with being at p6 with like 10-12 hours a week. Main thing I noticed is that TOP forever everyone to actually be on their A game unlike DSR, where its mostly just Tanks and Healers doing 90% of the work due to how lax the DPS checks and mechanic load on DPS in comparison to TOP. I think it's close to TEA so far on my favorites but I had some good memories doing DSR PF on patch so not too far ahead of DSR. TEA>TOP>DSR>UWU>>>>>>>>>>UCOB.
Thanks, I run my Pagaga alt usually to sub for groups or just do Merc runs to sell loot, got a Giott clone too.
TOP isn't possible, quit while you're ahead. I'm a way better player than you and i've only made it to phase 3.
P6 of TOP retard, good luck getting stuck on the P4 check with your dogwater static.
Top is a impossible garbage fight, but dragonsong is good and is the challenge they should've strived to keep it at.
Yeah something like that.
People were bitching about DSR NON STOP. Muh fight length, muh constant downtime, muh p6 debuffs being unfair. TOP literally feels better in all those regards and I'm convinced anyone complaining is the fucker still killing their group on monitors and shit.
Xenos hated TOP because he was the last main streamer to clear so you gonna see a ton of TOP BAD TOP BAD parroted by people who watch his vids.
TOP is a great fight up until Phase 5. Phase 5 being three TRIOs that are longer than 1 minute back to back to back is a completely shit design. Trios peaked at UCOB and with Phase 2 of TOP, where they are short and immediate and they don't keep you occupied for 1min+ doing absolutely just mechanic. I really hope that they start either start dropping trios in favour of more phases with full uptime while doing mechanics or do again faster trios. The only reason why people simulated Death of the heavens in DSR and Phase 5 of TOP it's just because of those unsufferable trios being over 1 minute long. Or if you want to have those long trios just put them at the start like P2 of DSR is, so you spend all the time in the world progging through it in game.
that's been a lazy design style they've been leaning towards lately for raids
offload the hard stuff towards the end of the fight to exponentially waste more of people's time
Ultimate Annihilation? Ultimate Suppression?
Those were really late walls.
>why is this super hard content super hard, I don't find it fun
shut the fuck up moron. you literally asked for this. if they don't come up with a new way to make this shit challenging you'd have all the quad legends going
>what the fuck this ultimate is too easy, dead game
and bitching instead. dont bother replying to my post with any horseshit about how its not challenging its "frustrating" or "annoying" and how actually doing X or Y mechanic in a vaccum is really easy when you ignore that having to do it in the context of the greater fight is the intended challenge, ultimate raiders are the literal only people getting what they want in endwalker besides pvp players and even they still don't have anyone playing rival wings with them
I think that they can still make quite challenging mechanics while you are hitting the boss. It's not that I am saying that Phase 5 is hard. I am saying that trios are outdated and not great to do. Those 1 minute+ long dances are just not fun to do. I want to hit the boss while doing mechanics. Trios you are relying too much on your healers making sure that you are alive and hoping that a single person won't fuck up.
>PLEASE GIVE ME ATTENTION PLEASE GIVE ME ATTENTION PLEASE GIVE ME ATTENTION
once again the shadowbabby/endbryo newfag makes a retarded and uninformed post
>PLEASE GIVE ME ATTENTION PLEASE GIVE ME ATTENTION PLEASE GIVE ME ATTENTION
You tagged the wrong post.
>leveled all my classes to 90 and blu to 70
>leveled all my trusts to 90
>caught up on patch content
>cleared up every single inconsequential sidequest out of every single map
>did every blue quest and every instance those unlocked
>max current rank on grand company
>max level squadron
>all tribals at bloodsworn
>every custom delivery maxed except for the latest one
>company garage full of airships and subs I've built
>doman enclave fully rebuilt
>caught up on hildibrand quests
>island sanctuary maxed out
>got all the blue mage spells
>20 million in the bank, not great but in that "I don't need any more, there's nothing to spend it on anyway" zone
I don't know what else to do. I tried to get Necromancer but PoTD is merciless on shitty internet. I lost a few runs on 100+ floors and decided this isn't attainable for my internet. Mount collection autism is beyond what I could ever do. Completing crafting logs seems like slowly hammering nails onto your testicles for fun.
I log in, grab my map, craft shit to spend on leves for that trickle of income, do leveling and alliance roulettes for the clusters. Then I sit there and wonder where the fuck is the content and when it comes out, why is it so thin and most of it might not even interest me anyway.
There might really be some merit to the idea that the people who resub only when a new expansion comes out are the real winners. They get one hell of an experience for about a month or two every two years, then they move on with their lives to other games. They're not stuck in this weird perpetual FFXIV limbo, logging in to work waiting for the next crumb of content to come.
Shit sucks and it sucks because despite everything I'd like to think I actually like or liked this game.
uuuuhm bro your fishing log?
Get the triple triad card mount, that's what I'm doing currently to give myself something to do. I only have 4 left and I don't know what I'm gonna do after that though.
take a break
It's not meant to be played 24h a day Anon
I don't get how people log in every day for hours and expect any game to last that long
I seem to remember Yoshi-P specifically telling people to do just that and that's fine to come back between major patches
>people constantly take Yoshi-P's word and twist it to justify their discrimination against people that want more out of the game
>the rhetoric now is that the game isn't supposed to have more content because it's meant to be an "off-game" instead of a "main-game"
>no life the game 12 hours a day
>WHERE'S THE KAHNTENT????
>Wait 4 months for content
>Finish it in 3 days
Not even going to try and reason with you because you're too low IQ.
Because you can't argue against me, regardless of what image I use to accompany my post. They literally increased the time between patches but are delivering less content
The rhetoric now is that SE is near bankruptcy and FFXIV is the only thing bringing in profit, they're are delaying the expansion so we're on pandemic schedule but worse, gonna be a long draught especially after the last tier drops.
Well when you look at shit like Babylon's Fall, Avengers, Forspoken, and their determination to commit to a fucking NFT-centric game in 2023, on top of the CEO finally being fired, can you blame people for thinking that way? SE sure hasn't said a peep about anything beyond FF XVI to assuage people that they're doing well recently.
The issue is that ultimately there is a lot of content in the game, you're just not doing it because it doesn't interest you, namely high end raiding.
The ultimate raids are content, specifically content that will take many people several months of their playtime. Similarly doing the new deep dungeon solo to the max floor is also content, that will take casual novices some time to successfully clear.
Now am I doing all of that content? Hell no, I don't care, but then it becomes disingenuous for me to claim that XIV has no content. The more accurate criticism is that XIV currently has no content that is specifically tailor-made for me to enjoy for a long period of time, but then as much as you have people claiming that, there'll also be people who have their hands full with the ultimate, the deep dungeon and maybe even going for ALL the relics, instead of opting for one or two. That is content for them, while it is not content for you.
Just flinging around comments like '' no content, make more content '' feels redundant and isn't really an accurate portrayal of the issues with the patches.
I won't deny that there's plenty of things I haven't done but could do, like getting Necromancer, torturing myself trying to prog TOP, but frankly, things like that are just too autistic for me to commit to without feeling like I'm making the game a job to justify my interest and investing my time in it. Once upon a time, alliance raids could be pretty challenging if they tried, and simply clearing them weekly for their loot felt more rewarding than any of the ones in the last two years.
Some jobs had a decent skill ceiling that could make optimizing them rather fun, before more and more job kits were reduced to autopilot tier complexity with a skill ceiling buried in the floor. Perhaps the dedication to consistently making content that only the top 2-3 percent of players will attempt, let alone clear, isn't the best way to invest their limited development time and resource allocation. Especially when the latest relic weapon, which has always been a stable, long-term goal to work towards and reinvigorating interest in old content, has been reduced to something you can complete completely by accident, and as easily as you cap on weekly tomes.
I'm not saying the game is 0 content maintenance mode dead game, but the content they have caters increasingly towards either the hyper casual, or hyper hardcore, and I don't call that a healthy game.
Show fishing logs, show Mahjong Master title, show Race Barding
But seriously, take a break and play other games. Or if you're jonsing, look through the achievements and see what you can do.
I still find things to do personally, working on 14 more relics along side things like Duo HoH & Orchestron Roll hunting. Also playing other games.
I'm guessing you have Eureka and Bozja done, but I don't see them listed.
Personally, if I didn't have mountism and did all that I'd wrap up story content (tribal quests, collectible turn ins) and call it a day. I've actually got achievementism so I'm here forever.
Also HoH and Orthos are less floors than PotD so they might be soloable with your shiternet
Aw damn missed some arrows in OPs quote
My fanfare for finally permanently quitting this game will be completing the new deep dungeon wit my gf. After that, after nearly ten years of sticking with this shitshow, I'm done. ARR, HW and even SB were great. Shb was bad content wise but the story was good, and Ew is nothing but garbage through and through. The community is gone, the only players left are mentally ill freaks and normalfags who have never touched an RPG. I'm finally free from the mmo bug, I don't care anymore. Sucks for my gf who rps in this game but I can't do it anymore.
Play Nioh 2.
I just might, honestly. Looks neat.
Didn't ask + who cares + L + ratio + you're Barry
And we know you don't have a girlfriend you autistic little doomposting trancer
>Sucks for my gf who rps in this game
..you mean erp right? I don't think anyone does regular rp in mmos anymore
why don't we just take Omega to Ultima Thule. Wasn't its sole objective to get back to the Omicrons?
Now its objective is to understand what a soul is.
Even more reason to take it to Ultima Thule
I dont play that, so lifting and enjoying other games.
>turn off all other player nameplates
>turn off all notification sfx
>tick off all player chat entries
>turn off tank stance
Yeah, it's single player rpg time.
>>turn off all other player nameplates
>>turn off all notification sfx
>>tick off all player chat entries
>>turn off tank stance
>Yeah, it's single player rpg time.
game needs more dicky
Still trying to clear panda 7s, it's not fun or possible since I don't have a chud squad of discord statics. I also need 2 more mounts from the extremes and no one seems to want to run Zodiark ex anymore.
>going for a clear 25 weeks in
yeah you're where you belong with those shitters holy moly
a combo of PVP and old relic grinding. they reaaly need to focus on DoL and add some new evergreen money items so we can make consistent gil again or bring back Diadem rankings with lvl 90 shit.
Just started Endwalker and holy fuck this music.
enjoy the ride, just be sure to quit the MSQ after 6.0
Just be known, Zero is claimed by me. She's MY wife.
my wife Ogul is very brave!!!
>RPR AF appears in official art
>They do everything possible to cover up the exposed skin
Well you shouldn't have ruined the set in the first place, assholes.
Someone copied my reaper glamour, I cussed them out and got a 10 day suspension. I'll be back though.
lmfao let em know Zackery
Be careful. If you have any other violation within the next year, it's a permanent ban.
thanks for the heads up, does it clear up after the year? Like just in case I do something dumb to get another warning? Obviously not looking to get another suspension, I just mean just in case.
>there are people who play this fantasy adventure game to dress up in modern clothes and go to a pretend night club
Game would be dead without their subs and spending money for mogstore items.
It should be legal to kill people who wear casual/modern clothes while using ultimate weapons.
god I hate the modern clothes so much
>same type of posts since heavensward about "quitting the game" and "there's no content"
>game keeps growing every year
>people still making posts saying they're quitting the game nearly 8 years later and complaining about content
endbryo bros...shadowbabby bros...why do you out yourself so easily?
Finishing up side content and just mount farming. You?
What are some cool rare titles like Necromancer you can get from solo?
You can get <Lalamancer> if you manage to last more than 5 minutes inside Tataru. It's impossible though.
No fear, my legendary Viera stamina will ensure I do not nut before I'm ready and my legendary Viera virility will ensure she gets knocked up with adorable lalabunny halfbreeds.
Why doesn't Tataru get more lewd content? She's my favorite.
Because everyone already knows she is a perverted deviant so they focus on Krile.. personally we need more stuff with the both of them and the WoL
Huh... So that's what she did after pic related
>lust provoking image
>irrelevant time wasting question
Ngl that crown is tempting, I only grabbed songbird set though since it's been on my list for a while.
Yeah I got it because I was dumb and missed the event last year
Reminder that Nanamo is best waifu and that she that she wants the WoL to pound her silly
what if the WoL is a girl
In that case she wants to be smothered by the Tiddies of Light
>minbust minheight femra
That...might be a problem.
good thing she's hung like a miniature horse
The game has many more appealing male npcs than female ones (no homo). Estinian for example, no homo.
Nanamo is for fairytale romance with WoLs of both genders
gays do not exist in eorzea. Even the aesthetician has a wife and 3 kids. He’s just fancy.
There two homos that you directly talk to while unlocking Wanderers Palace (Hard) and then there's that sleeping Lalafell at Drybone that wants Raubahn to mash him
not to mention there are girls in ShB and EW crushing on Alisaie
Poor Alisaie. All she wants is for the WoL to notice her and then to ravage her... Instead she keeps attracting the lesbos.
Maybe she should stop acting like an annoying cunt and be pleasant for once.
Impossible. She's the team Tsundere
yeah including my femWoL
>Even the aesthetician has a wife and 3 kids.
What? His whole post moogle quest was about him not wanting to marry and have kids out of obligation and instead his brother decides to become the '' head of the family '' after getting a makeover by Jandelaine to make him look like a respectable man.
Yes, the canon Wol, my character.
found someone you might be interested in edge-kun
Uh cringe? My heart belongs to only Zero. My lala pounding comment was only a joke to make the anon laugh.
Sorry, Midlander Chads only. You can have Kokoshu.
imo Kokoshu is cuter than Nanamo
They are practically identical.
Literal cuck race
I can already imagine your giant neckbeard frame only revealed by the light of your monitor making this in your dark room,
>oh man this just looks so sick........ like.. like! darkness!!!!
Come back to the Rising Stones and see this.
>foreverially delitized Tataru and she's loving it
>WoL:Tataru... What the fuck did you do?
>WoL: What? Oh..*removes ball gag*,
>Tataru: *gasp* Gods I've been stuck here for hours.
>Tataru: Remind me not to piss off Krile again... Why are you looking at me like that?
>WoL: Oh, Y'know *Takes out dick*
>Tataru:... This isn't exactly how I expected to spend my evening.. meh, I'm game though.
Playing other games. Endwalker has been the worst expansion so far.
>Real life racism is real
Was he right Ganker?
Has he gotten his DSR clear yet?
I think if he actually wanted to do DSR, he could. Dude was top 100 in WoW at one point. If he could put his ego aside, he could probably clear in under two months. The problem is he's a dickhead and I doubt anyone wants to run with this clown.
t. raided with him in HIIP
Out of every youtuber I've seen only Xenos is worth watching and that's setting the bar on the ground and walking away
Pyro is an insufferable gay
Absolutely Chad of Xenos for calling him a white ginger with a pedo stach when Pyro called Xenos a bald white man
I like clips of pyro sperging out and having meltdowns for no reason. Absolute kino material
Why is he like this?
Because it makes money
>Has a meltdown for the upteenth time
>This time attacks other content creators Xeno and Zepla
>Even more retarded of a meltie than ever before
>Makes yet another "apology" stream
>Gets $1000 in subs in an a hour by his retarded simps
>Straight up asks his viewers to sub to him while he's on break, which is supposed to be against twitch rules AFIAK. They actually do this
How does he keep managing to get away with this? Every single time, his viewers continue to drop, his followers continue to drop, yet somehow he can manage to keep getting subs from his eteranlly retarded viewers. What does this guy need to do for the last of his paypiggies to finally see him for the massive gay he is and stop supporting him?
This guy has unlocked an infinite money cheat code for reasons that will forever baffle me.
It's not hard if you have retarded audience, you just have to be a bit less retarded than them
People love drama and that's his niche
Drama shit is popular in every form of media
capitalism has never been a meritocracy and your confusion indicates that you have fallen for propaganda
Eureka Orthos with a friend. The amount of "lmao you died xd" moments is off the chain though, doing this blind is fucked.
>max height 5'11''
Oh no no no no
Lalafell women cap out at 3'2 so its all good.
I'm 6'2 irl, I simply can't play something shorter than me. Too cringe.
SUCKING FEMROE TIDDY WHILE STANDING UPRIGHT
FEMROE FORCING HER CUNT IN YOUR FACE
GETTING DICK SUCKED BY A LALAFELL WHILE STANDING UPRIGHT
it would be even hotter if she had to use a stool to reach
I mean, the shortest a Lala height is like 2'8
Collecting smut and masturbating
>all alphinaud stuff is boring incest twincest crap.
HOWS THE NORMAL RAID STORY GOING TO GO?
>moronHTONIUS STILL CRYING ABOUT HIS DAD AND MOM
>REINCARNATED moronTHONIUS CRYING ABOUT HIS DAD
>PADDING FOR THEMIS BUT COOL P12 FIGHT
>LAHABREA FIGHT AGAIN SOMEWHERE
>THEMIS KINO THAT MAKES YOU CRY
>ALL PLAYERS SIMPING FOR EVIL WOMAN ATHENA BOSS FIGHT
i just rather have more themis azem kino but we wont.
It will end up with me having sex with Themis
The 'real' Lahabrea died in the Final Days and his evil half took over. The good half will pop out to UNLEASH ULTIMA on his whore wife.
>ayo frfr ong no cap? shit is bussin bro
>Me and the boys in Limsa, showing our new drip.
Who the fuck wears Puma? Are they a thing outside of America?
DRG is the most cucked job in the game
imagine having to target someone else for YOUR burst window
>targeting someone else
>not just macroing it
>not just using it on yourself
Dancer literally lives and dies on "Dance Partner"
>open game after they patch it so you don't have to tether anyone to use it
>stupid gays just don't even bother to tether people anymore
I hope the DRG rework is good. It won't be but I hope it is.
>Wonder why you don't have any merch like other Scions
>She gives you a vague answer
>Sometime later you see Tataru and a disguised Nanamo talking
>End up finding out that Tataru has been selling lewd merch of you and that Nanamo is her biggest buyer
the ugly boxart incel sees this beast standing in his way
>Giga Chad Midlander vs Edgy Bunny Bitch
That's an Aura anon.
Looks like a poorly modded Viera from that angle
I didn't use mode idiot.
Yeah well the angle makes it look like that.
mods* those are horns. You might need glasses.
Angle you ESL retard. It's the fucking angle.
Does anyone know if you can change your character over to another account?
holy autistic brazilian
Which girls did your WoL pump And dump?
Giott and Remumu
No one. He is in a loving and monogamous relationship with Ehll Tou.
Wouldn't be that surprising really. Dragons evolve due to environmental factors and their own personalities. Her first one upgraded her to a giant dragonet(something unprecedented apparently), with clever hands/paws so she can do human crafting. Her next one might turn her into something even more human-like, different from those other bipedal types.
I guess dragons evolve Pokemon style based on their enivorment
Training the perfect flying onna-hole..
Go to bed Estinien
>there are 'people' who don't have Ehll Tou as their only mount when doing later tribe crafting quests
You were supposed to show her the world.
She's waiting patiently to be impregnated by Aymeric
Take a number buddy
basic bitch elezen.
yea i get it but hes literal himbo tier which is awful in japaense and korean stuff. no redeeming personality traits otherwise.
Imagine how much poon he gets.
Loving relationship with Y'shtola with passionate handhold-y sex in downtimes. Mostly trying to keep it a secret but everyone pretty much knows. WoL tries to knock her up and she keeps teasing to go raw and that is is a dangerous day [spoiler]however she uses magic to prevent contraception, she just likes that WoL fucks her even harder during bareback. [/spoiler]
>Y'shtola uses the contraceptive spell
>WoL goes full unga bunga and Limit Breaks while cumming
>Spell gets absolutely obliterated
>A while later she tells him she's pregnant with quadruplets
Does aether influence pregnancy chances? Is WoL hyper fertile because of all that immense aether?
Does dynamis? Does yelling GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT while fantasizing about a a numerous family actually increase the chances?
>Krile suggests they do a test to see how the prolonged exposure to Dynamis has affected WoL's virility
>Offers to be the subject
>Ends up getting pregnant first go with triplets
>Concludes that WoLs exposure to Hydaelyn's aether and the extended use of Dynamis has made his seed unnaturally potent and insists on due caution
>Pull down WoL's pants.
>Look at his buttcheek.
>Written in with a pen it says "Nophica was here, you're welcome".
Imagine doing that around Nophica, who is dynamis-susceptible to emotions/desires/prayers, and also already has motherhood as part of her domain.
Same but my WoL is futa. Loving futa x female is best.
WoL is a virgin who doesn't know what sex is.
nah this isnt true cutscene skippers.
Yes it is.
t. Naoki Yoshida
No time for sex
Only the savor of the next kill
Where are all the good pregnant mods? Who's secret discord are they hidden in?
all of them, my WoL is married to every woman in the game.
Every single female.
How is everyone just effortlessly finishing this deep dungeon? This is by far the hardest one. It's loaded with cheap bullshit after cheap bullshit. I'm a Necromancer and I'm still not past 60.
By annoying people with the worst music i can find as a fairy wearing a tiger thong.
I don't subscribe for no content updates.
>hurr durr im zeromus
>hurr durr golbez gets to do THE THING regardless if you beat him in a cutscene
how do you write your way out of this? dragon waifu? whirr wol away to timeskip? this writer sucks.
>how do you write your way out of this?
Pretty much just do whichever twist was planned from the start (just reveal who's the Azem shard, and then whether Zero is actually Zeromus or if that was just a dumb fucking red herring for no reason) and get it over with.
dont talk shit about my perfect wife you disgusting gay
Zero is the Cecil analouge, the statue of in her domain was her and we saw her pre-Voidsent form using a shield and sword. The name is a fakeout
>Zero is the Cecil analouge
No that's Unukalhai.
he's too busy getting his bussy pounded by Taynor on the first
he and Cylva will never be relevant
>b-because they're cute
>t-they get more outfit options
>I-I didn't want to stare at a man's ass all game
Because I want to play my sexual preference out in the open for everyone to see
Through the entire story all the former WoLs we meet were midlanders (Tenzen, Ardbert, the first wol) which makes sense that Azem will always be a midlander due to their nature of traveling around the globe and fitting in any culture
How do other races cope? Their entire playthrough is just pure fanfic
>tfw I'm the only male Roegadyn on my server
I haven't seen another Roegadyn since this new DC opened back in November.
A Roe denied his femra gf
Maybe if they weren't shaped like fridges and had normal proportions, they'd be more common.
Golbez obviously is the Azem of the 13th
It'd be more funny if it turns out that Golbez is Diabolos under the helm and Diabolos is the Azem of the 13th and it's fated to fight him for the forth time
>best protomander is a lalafell onion knight
Aren't Shards of the ancients predisposed to behaving like the ancient themselves? Neither Golbez nor Zero seem very Azem.
zero constantly helps people at personal risk for basically zero real reward, she just keeps making up a bullshit excuse first
Predisposed, but that doesn't mean it's absolute. And a soul's memories can be interpreted differently, like how Amon didn't turn out to be a gentle animal lover who saw the value in all life, but turned into a nihilist edgelord because he lost some of the details of what happened.
We dont know shit about Golbez
Zero cant be WoL and is just a temporary emotion bait character like haurchefant because the current writers dont have the balls to kill off a party member like the guy who wrote HW killing off ysayle and pylmo
its such a shame Id pay good money for gay cat to die
Zero's not dying, unfortunately.
You know, i still haven't figured out how to build trust with these dorks. How do you party with them to increase?
Go to the duty tab and open up the trust window then queue into a dungeon and watch something on your other monitor for 45 minutes while they slowly chip through the enemies.
I can't find the trust window!!!!!!!!!!!
What does being a trust have to do with this?
Venat Emet and Hythlo were trust, all dead never to come back
>Venat Emet and Hythlo were trust
They weren't. They were duty support.
>go to the wiki
>hover down, they are there
Idk man it seems like they were
You're incorrect, and so is the wiki as it is with most things.
Cope, your ugly waifu is dying
I hope she does, but she won't.
>maybe if I hope for it SE will fuck up the story and jinx it
Those aren't permanent trusts like the scions you illiterate sack of shit. The whole point of duty support is to give you story appropriate characters for specific situations that leave after, while you can use the actual trusts in different dungeons and level with them, keeping them around. Maybe play the fuckin game before debating systems you don't know shit about
If i stopped playing in 6.0 how long will it take me to finish whatever's added since then? 3 days? 12 hours?
>Grinded Bozja to get all jobs to 90, beat all the duels on multiple jobs and got all field notes
>Beat Eureka Orthos 5 times
>Slightly interested in savage raiding but not willing to commit because I would have to find other retards and schedule shit and I don't want to do that
>Manderville weapons were basically free
>Got my PvP rewards
I am literally parked in the gold saucer while I play other gamee because I have nothing better to do in FFXIV
>Bozja for 80-90
It's not anymore but at release the Bozja grind was better than dungeons because they astronomically fucked up the EXP values
It's probably still good even now regardless
Bozja XP is fine 80-90 and is more fun than dungeons ever will be
Post fishing log
I'm never doing crafting bullshit, gathering bullshit or BLU. Call me when BLU is a real job.
Friendly reminder that Y'shtola should know Golbez. They have fought in Dissidia NT and spoken in Opera Omnia and it is canon that she recognized the Kefka minion.
The entire Void plot is retarded. Like from top to bottom it makes no sense. Y'shtola should know Golbez and she should know Ukulele because you and her helped him in HW. The fact that the post role quests in ShB are still optional is also a colossal oversight.
>Autist cat never saw Golbez in person and she's too silly not to consider the possibility that Golbez might be a common name in the void
Every time someone points out something about this storyline it gets stupider.
Reminder that the devs literally said to stop making the writers' jobs hard by caring about things like plot consistency.
The plot is the ONE THING they have. If it wasn't for the MSQ the game would be in really dire straits now. If they start getting lazy on that it unironically is over for XIV, because all that would be left at that point are clubbers.
Kefka is only vaguely familiar to Y'shtola. She doesn't remember all the details of Dissidia.
>new writer takes over
>minor details and consistency/logic thrown out the window
>"muh emotions" plot after just dealing with Meteion and Omicron/Loporrit quests
I don't like the way things are headed...
At least you found a way to mass reply with your avatar and make the conversation about yourself.
If you're going to reply to me please talk about the game
Is the XIV Golbez a brainwashed Lunarian being commanded by Zemus from the shadows?
If not then it's a completely different person from IV Golbez.
Characters in dissidia at this point are just copies of characters instead of the actual characters themselves.
Additionally, even during the original conflicts they were constantly getting memory wiped at the end of each fight.
Lastly, that game is fanfiction shit you cannot be serious.
>someone on the localization team decides to have fun with minion descriptions, which have been shown to be unhinged on several occasions
>the consequences would not be evident later until one autist screeches about it 4 years later
Am I supposed to believe urianger jerked off on a doll too or are we just cherry picking
If that was the case the XIV team wouldn't have embargoed the OO devs from working on the XIV cast. As it stands now the entire XIV cast in that game is several weapon updates behind because apparently to do anything with these characters you need the approval of the XIV studio. And I know what you are going to say
>good fuck fanfic shit
If they were serious about that, this shit would have never happened
Dissidia is canon to Jack's game and to the actual FFI. And Jack's game connects to every other mainline the Lufenians are the source of FFXV's starscourge.
>join a FC
>full of virgin girls
>they want to get to know me since I'm a guy
Why do so many lonely women play this game?
I guess they just like playing dressup and looking at cute animals. I'm also pretty tired of women trying to flirt with me when all I'm trying to do is collect weapons and armor.
Been playing Lich King Classic ever since I've gotten my full bis during previous savage tier. I could prog ultimates that I haven't beaten yet but I feel like I'm having more fun reclearing Ulduar and getting those BiS pieces and seeing how I can improve my parses each week rather than reclearing p5-p8 each week pointlessly. Also they REALLY bothed 6.35, especially relics. Even the Island update was dogshit content-wise, the QoL improvements are great though. There's less mechanics to worry about in WoW and the rotations are technically easier, but the things are so much more hectic and feel like 25 people actually taking down tough bosses rather than 8 people doing an autistic (and out of sync because lol FFXIV netcode) dance for 8-10 minutes. I used to be into that a lot but now I'm kinda falling off that and I started dreading the 1/2 minute loop and everything getting desynced if you or someone else makes a mistake/dies at the wrong time.
Um, why does every player in this game make a white or white-adjacent character? It's 2023.
Nearly eveey viera I see is brown
males included, males always are brown with a pissed off face and locks
Pale Viera are unnatural and ugly.
Sophie is cute
Only white characters I see are Miqo'tes and Au Ra.
The writing team's problem is that they never actually plan anything out beginning to end. ARR had literally nothing planned past it and each subsequent expansion has just been made up on the spot and retroactively fit into the rest of the story/lore. While they've been unusually good at making this work for the most part the longer the story has gone on the more this has begun to fall apart. The writers really need to just sit the fuck down and plan out a full plot synopsis of everything from where we're at now to the day the game get's put in maintenence mode. But they wont.
Hell, apparently they dont even have the end of Pandaemonium written yet.
They could patch a lot of holes if they just made people do fucking side content and wrote the story to acknowledge the stuff that happens there.
I thought that thing they had said that they had already planned the next 10 years of story was a good sign. You can tell the reason they had to do the story so hurriedly and without long term planning was because they had to build from the pieces of 1.0 and try to find an angle, which like you said they did unusually well. But goddamn, seriously? What's with this plot? It's so dumb spending more than a single minute thinking about what actually happens in it always makes something fall apart both narratively and in being consistent with the rest of the story.
Unpopular opinion: they should've just axed 1.0's entire world/lore/characters and came up with a brand new setting involving the same races and character models just ripped from 1.0. 99% of the story issues can be directly tied to the travesty of 1.0 and the writing team trying painfully to write around that horrid foundation.
WoL having sweaty lesbian sex with Lyse
You will never attain the status of female you AGP freak
I'm a man anon
lesbians are hot and you're a gay
Looking back the base lore of 1.0 and early ARR is fucking boring
What? Name a single problem 1.0 has brought into the current story. The foundation is perfectly consistent.
>What? Name a single problem 1.0 has brought into the current story.
The ascians. Literally cartoonish evil shadowy wizards that only had any depth added to them several expansions into the game.
The cartoonish Organization XIII shadow wizards are purely an ARR thing. In 1.0 there were only three Ascians seen
>Travanchet, who was just an Elezen guy without a shadow baiting Limsa into all sorts of shit so he could get some relics from Seal Rock
>Corguevais, who only got possessed by an Ascian 30 seconds before he steals a relic and vanishes from the story forever
>A random spooky skeleton ghost who shows up to scare the beastmen so they don't arrange a crystal trade deal with the Ashcrown Consortirum
And all the lore said about them was that they were thought to be wizards who had eaten their own shadows for power.
This, there was no rejoining, no Ardor, no ancient sundered subplot back then
Changing Yda to Lyse was retarded.
banri oda is retarded.
Imagine if they did this but ended up going in a similar but more tightly written version of the current story.
1.0 world could have just turned out to be a shard or something, keeping it a part of the story but not having it impact the game overall.
That would have been a legitimately shocking twist especially if it came during SHB.
>yeah you know the Hydaelyn you came from? I was a shard and got rejoined after all, you've been on the Source this whole time under the assumption it was averted. You didn't notice though because it was 99% similar to the Source.
>99% of the story issues can be directly tied to the travesty of 1.0 and the writing team trying painfully to write around that horrid foundation.
The only thing they inherited from 1.0 are the conflict with the Garleans, Primals as a concept and the Echo as a concept. All of them have been solved halfway gracefully. Dor all its faults 1.0's story was fine. Were Ascians even a thing in 1.0?
>Were Ascians even a thing in 1.0?
They had a thing in 1.0 where they didn't cast shadows and were more discreet while meddling in affairs unlike in ARR where Lahabrea and company basically took sledgehammers to situations while cackling loudly that they're EVIL.
Y'shtola precisely could tell you a thing or two about the ascians in 1.0.
Well I have to disagree.
The best parts of FFXIV's worldbuilding are 1.0 holdovers.
>Hell, apparently they dont even have the end of Pandaemonium written yet.
It was mentioned during the 14 hour broadcast. You're either aware of that because you watch community presentations and are being a gay knowing nobody is going to crawl through all of that finding you a timestamp, or you're not aware because you don't watch community presentations because you don't actually give a shit about that kind of thing and crawling through 14 hours finding you a timestamp is wasted effort.
I was watching Taliesin (yeah I know) interviewing Alisaie's voice actress (they're actually friends IRL shockingly, went to the same acting school). She said they don't even do more than one take. They just go into the recording studio, do one single reading of a line, than the studio just goes "alright cut thats good". I assume they're like this with every other area of the story, they just do one single take, one single draft, then that's it. The concept of doing multiple takes/drafts to perfect a script seems to be something the FFXIV team doesn't concieve of.
All of Endwalker really felt like a rough draft that needed significantly more time in the oven so this makes sense.
It's funny how all these retards thought "dood, they were planning this since the beginning" only for the devs to come out in interviews and say "yeah, we didn't have any idea about what the fuck we were doing"
No dev on the planet has or will ever make a plan longer than 1 to 2 years of development and anyone deluding themselves otherwise is retarded.
>Tataru and Krile visit WoL's island for some relaxation
>Both spend the entire time trying to get the WoL to fuck them
>it doesn't work and they spend a horrified night in the cabana listening to the guttural sounds from up on the hill where the WoL is fucking the 20 animals he caught on the island
can you brain dead coomers take your contentless posts back to the general?
>They wake up the next day and find out they dreamt it
>WoL tells them that's why they shouldn't eat random mushrooms they find on the ground.
I’m playing other games.
>no i must justify my 15€ and be logged in every single minute of the day like it’s a job
have a nice day.
that little squeak sound when you pull out the auto turret is so stupid
>play a fantasy archer man
>graduate into bard, get some instruments to play
>there's a harp, a lyre, some drums...
>...and an electric fucking guitar
Golbez is just a puppet being controlled by Azdaja, the same way Vrtra does his.
i thought so too middish 6.1/6.2 but in the end it shows adaja trying to get out the dragon ball. what a shit mid story so far.
Filler arc sure feels like filler. They're so used to finishing up the story by the .3 patch that they really had no idea how to fill the time before the next expansion this time did they?
>estinien,ysthola backgroudn characters
>varshaan gets even more pathetic
>HURR DURR WHAT ARE FEELINGS
yea it was trash. at least resolve varshaan being a moron by now. 6.4 will be dragon stuff and 6.5 will be the stupid finale with golbez going NYAHAHAHH THE PLAN.
Here, I am going to say it. Ganker will hate it but here it goes:
6.x should have been beach filler episodes. Pick a Scion and just have them do shit with the WoL. Let it branch far enough that it can get somewhat intimate. Pack it all into fun adventures that play to the strengths of each Scion in the spotlight. Help set them up for 7.0. And yes "MUH STAKES" and "SCIONS SHOULD BE DEAD" gays would cry, but who gives a fuck about those 'people'.
sounds rather inefficient to write 6 different stories for 1 chapter and the player only sees one, when you could just make them 6 different chapters instead
I half agree and in fact hoped it would be that, but I also think it should have been a mix. Have two Scions taking the spotlight for each patch but also have npcs we've left a bit to the side along the way participate, mix up the party each time. Hell, I was so fucking convinced after those role quests that the 6.X patches would be about taking all those city leaders on one adventure each. Something like 6.1 is Estinien, Y'shtola and then, say, Merlwyb if they want to go with the Limsa starter pack or if they want to mix it up with Nanamo and Raubahn or whoever, you get what I mean. Totally have a stealth mission with Thancred and Yugiri.
And then you make them a series of what at first looks like just some neat adventures solving sporadic problems here and there, except each time you find something that feels off but nobody pays proper attention because everyone's in the biggest post-nut state after saving the world, and towards 6.4 you reveal that there was a connection between all events but now it's too late to stop it and then in 6.5 it somehow leads into the new storyline.
There's also the New World that could cover a whole expansion, a bunch of leftover Emet-Selch places that could potentially be more than just a dungeon, Corvos and Hingashi. It pretty much just depends on what they're willing to do.
i really want to do a adventure story with the viking roe and have some cool bro moments but i can never see it happening with the scion nerds like alisaie and krile and then dumb shit baggage being with the eorezenas
i wouldnt mind wol getting spit out the mericydia by themselves and being a new stranger just fucking up bros for the centaur reptiles and tree peoples. cut a bloody swath to merycydia til you find tiamat.
This, one of EWs strengths was little glances at what they get up when they can catch a break like WOL going for drinks with Yshtola, Urianger and Thancred. Some SOL filler would have been great.
>Loporrits in 6.0.
>Don't know different people might want different clothes than just plain robes with occasional patterns.
>Don't know how tall Hydaelyn races actually are.
>Don't know what people like to eat (tbf Sharlayan can be blamed for that one).
>Loporrits now have night clubs and have a constant disco party going on perfectly tailored to Hydaelyn races.
>Only possible source they can have learned this from is Thancred and Urianger teaching them.
Does no one else seriously find this funny af?
>Only possible source they can have learned this from is Thancred and Urianger teaching them.
They say at the start of the questline that Livingway has an archive and researchers from the planet have been stopping by more and more frequently to check it out.
Goddamnit don't ruin my funny mental image of Urianger in a party suit dancing Travolta style.
Are you implying that Urianger doesn't know all the best rave spots on ethyris?
Only in Sharlayan
>Sharlayan rave scene
>It's the local book club
I can't help but think that a lot of the state you find the loporrits in is because Venat was an Azem and kind of threw them together at the last second because she thought it would be funny.
I've always assumed every single act and decision from Venat/Hydaelyn that seemed kinda awkward or not fully cooked was because from the start she's always put herself on a budget of "Ok, I've got this much aether left after the sundering, now I have to make this shit last for 12000 years".
Venat first started making Loporitts pre-sundering you find this out in that quest where you need to fund that bunny thing and it's creator says she based it off of Venat's cute creation
>Elidibus sends WoL back in time
>expressly says don't attempt to alter anything as you must return to the timeline you left so all the bullshit that happened has to happen
>not even a hour in the past and the WoL is blabbing about the future to everybody after Venat makes a lucky guess and just about gives Emet-Selch a conniption
>WoL is also the reason why giant frogs are jerks and why Behemoths know how to cast Meteor
I love how retarded the WoL is at times.
I'm pretty sure Elidibus says that you don't even have the power to alter the future in any significant way
And he ended up being entirely wrong
Did he? The reason you exist at all is because Venat sundered the world, on your word. So you didn't alter anything. It already happened.
I hate stable time loop plots as it never resolves where the original idea came from in the first place. If the WoL knows the world was sundered due to Venat doing it and Venat did it because the WoL says she does it then how the fuck did it happen originally to start the loop?
Ngl I watched Dragon Ball Super and after watching the (new) Future Trunks saga I decided that XIV's time travel isn't even that bad. It could be wayyy worse.
It's a loop. Nothing started it, it starts itself. Do you know what a loop looks like? Stop thinking of time as a line with a beginning and end.
The original idea has to come from somewhere, it just doesn't happen with no initial reason.
The cause and effect is contained within the loop.
My personal interpretation is that there is a split. Theres the pre-timefuckery timeline where Venat shatters the world because of her issues with Ancient society and the Ancients unwillingness to move on from the Final Days and then theres the post-timefuckery timeline where Venat shatters the world because of her issues with Ancient society and the Ancients unwillingness to move on from the Final Days AND a weird little creature shows up and convinces her that she did in fact make the correct decision. We changed the past but the change was so minimal that it ultimately didn't change the future
There's an another timeline.
The WoL can't even remember what primals look like to resummon them properly, they have brain problems
I smell viera ass.
euphrosyne is actually more boring than copied factory jesus christ. at least aglaia had rhalgr
I've been forgetting to do my weekly
Doesn't help the glam is pretty lame this time around
Sick of clothe capes and robes being the design every time for gear
i’ve been grinding for the healer/caster sleeveless arms and the healer/caster hotpants, but after that i’m out. holy shit all the bosses are the most uninspired boring shit i’ve not seen in an alliance raid since void ark. you could at least see the creativity and fun that went into rhalgr and byregot fight concepts before the toning down to make it accessible to ultracasuals. where is the fun in dodging half circle aoes and in/out for the 100th time?
I think the SB alliance raids were the peak with cool mechanics
Nier raids were ok in mechanics if I'm being nice about it, rest suck
Yeah it's really quite boring.
This dumb bitch decided to eradicate her own race and the story is just supposed to make me (as a reincarnated ascian) okay with? Where was the dialogue option to call her the evil monster that she is? Instead I'm supposed to like this unironic race-traitor and genocidal maniac but MEANWHIEL Emet get's villified (even though he had actual good raesonin for what he did).
The writing team was essentially trying to argue that genocide is justifiable with this expansion, so long as it's towards the RIGHT people.
have a nice day Trancer
Based mom committing genocide!
Cringemet Blech still can't cope kekw
>This dumb bitch decided to eradicate her own race and the story is just supposed to make me (as a reincarnated ascian) okay with?
yes becaise (you) wouldn't exist otherwise
> Where was the dialogue option to call her the evil monster that she is?
the quest where you hang out with omega they added in 6.1 literally lets you pick who in the story of endwalker you think was in the wrong
Uhhhmmmm excuse me but somethingsomething paradise was bad because uhhh they did the wrong thing because they didn't know about Meteion and uhm dead ends ok sweaty so don't be sexist
>Uhhhmmmm excuse me but somethingsomething paradise was bad because uhhh they did the wrong thing because they didn't know about Meteion and uhm dead ends ok sweaty so don't be sexist
Trancer you will never be an ancient. Take your meds already.
Elezens are honorable ancients (because they have the same exact faces).
>Got depression from the Amaurotians getting killed in EW
I can no longer tell the difference between genuine mental illness and elaborate trolling
The two often go hand in hand.
>If sundered society was anything like all of the formgoers here, telling me off and stifling me for having a view of life and reality and society then I'd probably try to do to Eorzea what Hermes subjective Etheyrs to.
Future school shooter vibes from this post.
This guy is an actual chud by the way. Shocking, I know.
Rulakir weren't you and your chud discord friends already BTFO'd just last month? Aren't you tired of being the laughing stock of this internet?
The /vg/ gay who wrote all that shit needs to learn to stop rambling trying to sound like a super villain and just post the fucking information.
NEW BOOGEYMAN JUST DROPPED LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I recognize you as "Boogeyman Anon" because you post the same way every time a new boogeyman comes in
you are based
Rulakir is the name of the femra chud who's behind the Zodiark Trancer discord who (at least until they got outted last month) used to coordinate raiding, vote brigading, and harassment on the official forums, reddit, twitter, youtube comments, and Ganker ffxiv threads because he has a literal seething hatred of Venat that rivals Barry's hatred of this entire game. He quit the game several months ago but still copes and seethes about Endwalker to this very day.
The other anon is probably just a shitposter impersonating a trancer, the Trancer discord went radio silent since they got outed weeks ago. They're too pussy to show their faces here ever again after that absolute reeming they recieved from based Emet anon.
>They're too pussy to show their faces here ever again after that absolute reeming they recieved from based Emet anon.
I can't really find a way to describe how hard I cringed at this line.
>Hates venat so much he gets angry that fanart of venat exists
>Hates venat so much he gets angry that a twitter Elidibus stan made a comic simping for her
>Hates Venat so much he wants to become a billionaire soley to buy the writes to FFXIV to rewrite the MSQ in order to insert his psychotic hate-fantasies about Venat
>Hates Venat so much he literally loses sleep over her
>Hates Venat so much he made an entire discord server to cope and seeth about her and cordinate harassment of her fans across various websites including Ganker
What is his fucking problem?
Because Venat is the reason why mentors exist.
>What is his fucking problem?
How embarrassing, he needs to walk
Further proof that Venat is best Light Mommy
>What is his fucking problem?
He's a femra. Pic related.
Why are Femras consisetently the worst, most unhinged players in this game?
because they're all chuds
I dunno, but I bet they fuck like fighter jets.
Because they're literally 100% trannies with extremely few exceptions
Venat so much he wants to become a billionaire soley to buy the writes to FFXIV to rewrite the MSQ in order to insert his psychotic hate-fantasies about Venat
Wow, I almost want that to happen just for the hilarity of it.
This retard is 5 steps away from becoming a lolcow.
chud poster spotted!
playing dinkum, destiny 2 and every flavor of the month jrpg that drops
I'm so sorry Anon
Look at him go!
from one lazy recycled mmo expansion to the next lmfao i’m impressed anon
>codex fags saying the reason they made one was for a splitting off point for new players to start the 2nd story arch
makes sense but what will they do? merycydia for 3 expansions or a new shard every 1?
Best guess is some shit is going down in the 13th and we either get spat out in Merycydia or a lot of time passes and shit changes. Estinien and Y'shtola will probably be with us so they can support/hook new characters in that will start at that point, fixing whatever broke.
I keep wondering if Varshahn got timeskipped with us, would Vrtra just spend a bunch of years completely immobile and silent?
I think that if the timelines desynced enough he'd lose the connection and probably get pulled back to Vrtra
>Best guess is some shit is going down in the 13th and we either get spat out in Merycydia
That's what I want to happen but I honestly doubt they will, they seem to want to justify being able to play the rest of the game canonicaly so we always return to Eorzea
End of 4.5 would ve a lot better if we just ended it in the First, but nope gotta go back to the Rising Stones so players can feel ok walking around the world
>End of 4.5 would ve a lot better if we just ended it in the First, but nope gotta go back to the Rising Stones so players can feel ok walking around the world
>Develop and implement the whole of the first ahead of schedule and give it to players for free
It would have been cool but not practical at all.
Can I get a spoonfeed isn't the codex the in game encyclopedia?
Endsinger was a universe level threat AND we've already time traveled so logically the next threat has to be a multiverse level threat.
Or we could just hunt for treasure and lost ruins and shit. I want to be an adventurer now, I'm bored of being a hero
Or y'know, it'll be a big bad that's trying to fuck with time
>10 years of time fuckery
Good lord no
>New big bad tries to erase the WoL from the timeline
>Accidentally creates a apocalyptic hellsacape
>Pulls the WoL from the base timeline to help him fix shit because he realises he fucked up
>Still trying kill WoL regardless after he fixes his fuck up
>Emet tells us to just go and have fun exploring
>we try and have fun exploring and going on cool adventures
>NO WE'VE GOT TO JUMP THE SHARK
dude we get fucking owned by rando retards constantly, half of ShB was spent getting kicked in the head by some random old guy who could do martial arts we don't need super duper omega ultimate tier threats just bad guys who can punch good or do magic or have an army or something
Fastest way to level dps? I looked it up and PotD seems to be the suggestion but I'm queuing up for half an hour and it feels like there has to be a faster way.
All your roulettes and then yeah, spam PoTD, then HoH, then Bozja
>/vg/ trannies are shitting up the thread with gay discord drama
>WoL cooks Nanamo a four course meal that is the best thing she's ever eaten
>Doesn't try to get him to be her personal chef
I'm honestly surprised about this.
she knows it would be a waste of time asking
Anon, this is Nanamo we are talking about. She'd shoot her shot regardless and act like she isn't completely heartbroken if he says no.
You've got better things to do.
Working on game vids, it's cringe but I want to try bringing the hobby feel of early youtube back and it kind of helps me get used to my voice and gain some confidence
Any I find enjoyable, currently Elden Ring and Chivalry 2
Look. All I'm saying is that I'd totally fuck the smug out of Livingway. She's a tiny bunny that needs correction.
Imagine her squeals as you took her, her resistence giving way to acceptance as she realizes how good it feels
There's a non-zero chance that viera are all descendants of one or more loporrits that went planetside thousands of years prior.
Viera. like all player races, are descendants of sundered ancients. Yoshi already confirmed this.
There is a 0% chance. If WOL is a viera then they're a fragment of Azem and thus one of the sundered ancients.
Around my head
> Losing against Golbez/Zemus/Zeromus in the 13th
Listen, Midgardsormr is having a great nap and nobody wants to wake up grandpa
No. His soul was literally destroyed at Dun Scaith
He possessed the Diablo Armament. Round 4 soon.
>A remnant of Diabolos remained in the living world. When the IVth Imperial Legion of the Garlean Empire took to the field in Zadnor, they unearthed the Diablo Armament and placed it within the Dalriada under powerful bindings.
In other words, a tiny fragment of his soul. Sorry fellas, bitch is dead.
>posting shit from the wiki
When are you retards going to learn?
And when are you gonna learn that he is dead for good?
He's not, that's not how the Nullstone works. The Nullstone nullifies the pact that summoned a powerful voidsent by destroying the vessel it inhabits, forcing it back to the Thirteenth.
No it wasn't. You fight him in the Bozja raid.
No, the vessel he was inhabiting was destroyed which forced him back to the Thirteenth.
round 4 motherfucker!
You diablos fags are even worse than the lavos people before EW. He wont be back end of the story.
Newfag here, did you say the same thing before he appeared in Bozja too?
That's not even really him it's literally a piece of his soul you brain dead fuck wit
>lala players aren't ped-
STOP BULLYING LALAFELL PLAYERS!!!!
my lizzar wants a heating lamp. Easier for him to sleep.
I will mating press Krile and you can't stop me
God the shit with the dragons is boring I hope it gets dropped for 7.0
6.5 will end with them dropping dalamud 2 meteor shower boogaloo screencap this
>turns out the sun has an even bigger dragon in it
>Allagans made the sun to contain a big dragon they made and give them all nice tans
>Red moon is dalamud
>Regular moon is bunny spaceship
>Moon on the 13th has dragon vtubers sister in it
Is there a single moon that is actually a moon?
I don't want to go to Meracydia, I'm so fucking tired of Allagan bullshit, everything Allagan related looks like complete garbage.
> Aussie cunts
> New World
> Native Americans
> leads to more shitty drama
> Maybe some X shit
Pick your posion
> Aussie cunts
Meracydia being Australia would make sense only if it's infested with the most deadly of Allagan creations and criminals.
I'll do you one better
>South Sea Islands
>Chill Island adventures
>WoL stops a volcano to save the grapes
>Sexy Islander Lalafell women
>south sea island
>Ffx with lalafells
might be cool
>roegaydn viking island
better be cool and manly
>muh corvois, muh graha tia and imperial remantns
more dogshit garlean trash. fuck off
might be cool if reptiles and tree people are focus
only cool if if blu mage guild shit.
one "tech" kinda world with omega weapon as a companion.
>only cool if if blu mage guild shit.
>FFX with Lalafells
Have one be a flirty minx to the WoL and I'm sold.
have it escalate to more than just flirting and I'm double sold
>mfw she dresses like Lulu but is hyper and somewhat flirty like Rikku
My dick literally would not be able to take it
I'd absolutely love Corvos if the focus is on ARABYAN NIIIIIIIIIIGHTS stuff instead of yet another morality lesson on the garleans. Also if it's alliance raids personality G'raha and not deep dungeon personality G'raha.
>Also if it's alliance raids personality G'raha and not deep dungeon personality G'raha.
I wish they'd pick a lane for him, they always seem to be juggling spaghetti spiller, nerd and capable leader.
I was told this game was great for meeting and playing with strangers, I have no friends and want to change that
How long will I be playing before I'm allowed to play co-op?
The first dungeon unlocks pretty early but you can just stumble across people in the overworld
Can you directly talk to them with mic or...?
What LVL does the dungeon unlock
It's text chat only because it's a japanese game and the first dungeon unlocks at level 15
there was voip in the international open beta of 2.0. i wonder how it would have turned out if they kept that in
>Voice comms in Limsa
I'm glad they dropped it.
Lv18, but getting there is part of storyline progression. There is no native VC, people just type in the chat box using /p for party chat.
How many times have we fought Diablos in XIV now?
Round 1: Lost City of Amdapor
Round 2: Dun Scaith
Round 3: Dalriada
Still no Diabolos minion or themed armor
Not enough, that's for sure.
>writer is super smug destroying the portal and wasting our time with the fake one we worked on. >durr just crash the void ark on the moon
thats retarded as well!
You just know Raubahn will break the WoL's legs if he says no
Fuck the location of 7.0, I want predictions on how they will shoehorn Emet Slech into it
series finale. so 10 or 11.x
Do people actually give some thought to commendations or do they just click on healer and call it a day?
I lick on whoever has the nicest instant portrait
I play healer so my priority is other healer if there is one > who has be best portrait > tank if everyone has their pasport photo as their portrait
I comm the cutest mooncat, or just the cutest character if there were no mooncats
Depends, previously I'd recommend tanks or healers depending on dungeon but since most dungeons now are same/equally tough, I comm the one who'd leave better impression to me like a dps who tanked for a bit because tanked died for whatever reason or rez mage who saved the day or someone making a good joke
the window says give a commendation to the player that impressed you. so i give comms to players who impress me. simple as
the bar for impressing me in duty finder is as low as a smn using rekindle on the tank or a healer that doesn’t spam gcd heals
Whoever has the funniest name. If none of them are funny, standard tank-healer and dps-dps swap. Mind you, this is only when I have jobs to level to get the weekly exp bonus for that category. Right now everything is capped so I don't comm at all.
I never give comms. And if I do I refuse to comm the tank or healer.
DPS hands wrote this
Stat mad Heal slut
In CC I once encountered a roe named Charismatic Painter or something and looked like Hitler. Insta comm after win
Carried/solo'd a fight>funny portrait>funny name>Healer>tank>whoever is left to comm
>mfw the Diabolos Armament was literally just modelled after Diabolos
>It never says it's actually him though
>Neither side of the argument accepts this
Maybe you should read the lore or even the text boxes that pop up during the fight.
>Do duty when dps is the adventurer in need which is already hard enough
>Queue takes so long no longer adventurer in need
the adventurer in need bonus is locked in as soon you queue
You just know Krile has absolutely demolished an Archon Burger at some point.
I wish Krile would demolish my dick
You just know Krile once robbed a bank by threatening to hit them on the head with an Archon Loaf.
Nah, she has plenty of money.
I am so autistically bothered by book as a weapon. This fucking animation, what you do all game is point the pages at an enemy and ruin shoots out. And when you come into melee range you just auto-thwack them on the head like you're Mozgus. This is all such a grug idea of a book.
>This is all such a grug idea of a book.
Well they are picture books, sch/smn aren't the brightest bunch
that doesn’t really make sense considering you have to be incredibly good at math to be an arcanist
the book auto actually does the most damage of all the caster autos too lol. more than rdm stabbing and slashing with their sword. ‘i want this spot because of my autos’ is actually a sentence i have heard a sch player utter. that must be some powerful grip and wrist force to smack with a book that hard and still hold onto it
I have never thought about positioning myself for autos as a smn. Does it actually make a difference?
it’s like a 0.5% difference if you never miss an auto the whole fight
Sch does it more naturally because he's spamming art of war anyway.
SMN only has three casts per minute so we also get plenty of autos in.
You do the most damage out of all the casters
But it's not much
scholar/summoner autos are about a third of a ruin cast at level 50 and at 60/70 still are something that's worth thinking about if you can go for it but then 80 and onwward did something to the math so caster autos are super not worth it anymore (black mage literally does 1-2 points of damage at 90 before casting 40k fire 4s)
because of this, art of war is an unironic damage gain for scholar at level 50, same potency as ruin at that level but the instant cast leaves more time for auto attacks
Shit are you actually supposed to be doing autos? I don't think I even have the button for it on my hotbar
It's only like half a percent of your overall damage. It's something but it's far from vital.
Will it make my parse better?
Potentially, yes, but maybe by a percentage if you're lucky
i highly doubt it, it’s such a tiny tiny amount. like sure i’ll stand within melee range if it’s free but i’m not going to fucking greed max melee for mechanics as a smn so i can hit for like 200 damage
you do autos automatically if you right click a target. anyway it does like 120 - 340 damage per auto when a ruin3 does like 12k, it doesn’t really matter except for parsebrains
>Yshtola has leylines printed on her shoes
Why aren't all blm doing this so they can fucking move?
That's literally what arcanima is. Someone got the idea to make portable leylines, and then got the idea to carry around a whole book of different leylines to accelerate aether in different ways.
Are healers ever going to get fixed?
What needs fixing? Only thing I think is egregious is whm MP but if you are paying attention to LD and everyone isn't dying it's usually alright.
getting Yugiri pregnant
bozja was dog shit.
it was ugly but fun
You have shit taste
Them being criminally dull to play due to their lack of damage buttons
kys bozja fag.
white mage and astro objectively have more damage buttons in endwalker they they have at any previous point in the game unless you're going to pretend anyone actually cast downranked stone/malefic/ruin in hw
scholar has less buttons, but they were all boring as fuck fire and forget dots and in exchange you got really cool buttons like recitate and expedient so who gives a shit
whm has the same amount of damage buttons as in shadowbringers
Let's face it, if the WoL asked Tataru out on a date she'd immediately say yes.... And in the distance, Wedge would put the spout of his Thermocoil Boilmaster in his mouth and press power button
Doesn't he get with her on the black rose timeline? Iirc he says she was the only one for him or something on his deathbed in one of the side storys
Wedge and Urianger are permavirgins
No way he didn't fuck moenbryda before she died
>Doesn't he get with her on the black rose timeline?
No she died with the Scions. Wedge them gets mauled by wild animals and dies a virgin.
Tataru died with the rest of the Scions because of the black rose attacks, Wedge just stays single forever afterwards.
Tataru would immediately say yes to anyone but Wedge.
Biggs has probably fucked Tataru at this point
Nah, Biggs is slamming Jessie every night
It's kind of amazing that you can go back to any trainer from ARR and have them comment on stuff you did in EW. I wonder how many people even see this stuff.
They're no lvl 80 quests but at least they're something
There's also dialogue for the members of the group who went to Ishgard if you've done the quests for the jobs.
I always do rounds of revisiting npcs after big expansions. Also do it after every patch for npcs that tend to renew their dialogues often, like Temulun or Master Matoya.
It's safe to assume that any incels we meet on shards are Wedges.
Although, he doesn't have the echo so hmmm
He may have the potential, just never awakened to it
Pfft. If anything Tataru has more potential due to her untapped magical potential.
>Venat gives the Blessing to pretty much anyone
>"no not you"
Echo and the blessing are two different things. The echo just means you are the shard of an ancient. The blessing is something you get from Hydaelyn once you start hearing her.
You.. do realise that only Garleans aren't fractured Ancients right?
No, there are non Garleans born after a certain point who posses a soul complete their own
no there's more new souls than sundered ancient souls
I fucking keep forgetting that
well maybe he closed hus eyes during every star shower like the moron HE IS
Are the EW role quests as good as the ShB ones? Skipped it when it came up in MSQ because I saw I'd have to hang out with fucking Alamighans
No, and the healer ones (Ala Migho) are awful
no the casting one is just aymeric being a gay himbo and retconning the heavensward being bad people.
healer one with fordola is trash with raubahn carrying it. even mnaggo is shit.
melee dps is okay. i liked the cast except meryweylbalwiurowiur
ranged is shit. hien is shit. yugiri carries it.
tank is okay but i didnt need the simp twin serpents hyur tagging along.
final rolequest is great with nero. garleans rest of the dot headed morons are cucks though..
They're basically only good if you feel like hanging out with older npcs that hadn't been relevant in a while. They usually come with a sob story that's nowhere near as good as the ShB ones because they happen to someone you didn't even know existed before and rarely or loosely relate to the actual npc you wanted to hang out with.
they’re universally considered to be meh to terrible. the only saving grace is that the healer rolequest features the only solo instance in the game that actually properly forces you to heal npcs as the player (not looking at you sch job quests or urianger solo duties) and use the sleep role action
The Tank one is fine. If only because Kan-E-Senna is flirting with the WoL half the time. And the Healer one has one good quest and that's only because Raubahn goes full panicked dad mode and it was hilarious
>Raubahn being like "Don't worry WoL, I know Nanamo since she was a child, I can find her in mere minutes".
>Papashan waits for him to leave then tells you fuck no he can't.
papashan is a wasted character like hien. lol what a waste of time.
>mfw Raubahn thought Nanamo was hiding in a barrel
Fuck we need more of this
I thought the melee dps one was great
Ranged DPS is worth it for Gosetsu
no it wasnt. it was worth it for yugiri.
>throwing her under the bus in front of her parents
Nanamo's disguise is awful. How has she never been recognized? She's just wearing a hat and some ragady-ass coat.
I'm just gonna assume that people either know it's her and just play along, or that it's just one of her doubles on their day off.
all lalafell look the same
>"oh look Kokoshu is out and about"
uldahns are retards, simple as that
>"Why's she calling herself Lilira? Eh, probably her sister or something."
Everyone just looks at her retarded trousers in her normal clothes
There ain't no TV on Eorzea so most of the population of Ul'dah have only seen Nanamo from a distance and the ones that have seen her up close are rich fucks who probably don't frequent those streets. Take away her crown, royal clothes and hide her hair and she's gonna be irrecognizable.
A valid reason.
I can't for the life of me remember what it was from, but there was a story with this "disguised princess" trope and it turned out the whole city knew and everyone was humoring her.
Honestly, I think that's what is implied to be going on with this.
Jade Empire maybe? I remember you can call the princess out for her shit disguise when you meet her as the princess.
>Nanamo after going out for drinks with the WoL
I wish there was more content for the new relics, but I'll take tome farming over the Zodiac books any fucking day. Completing a Zodiac weapon is the most soul-crushingly boring content in the entire game.
>from coeurl head sphairai to claws
I'll never forgive them for this, if only I wasn't a jobber with barely 2 hours daily playtime I might had the ultima sphairai
>have to but another another weapon just so I can unequip the current relic to upgrade the it
was I having a stroke as I typed this what the fuck
>Raubahn running around with a framed picture of the Sultana
>"HAVE YOU SEEN THIS GIRL???"
>Raubahn: By Thal she's been kidnapped!
damn it's almost like we can have nice threads
How much does a Roe weight? These guys are basically Shaq but wider.