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  1. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    how many lalas can you benchpress

  2. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    i want to have hot sweaty sex with krile

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anyone with a brain does

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Already?
        God I need her to smugly make fun of my sexual performance.

  3. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lalafells having sex.

  4. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sex with buns.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      I want to PLAP PLAP PLAP a brown bunny girl.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        For me, it's GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Same

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          needs more blonde pubes

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Same

        >3d model of a fantasy character
        >still make it look like fake breasts

  5. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t particularly like having sex.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same. It's exhausting and doesn't feel as good as expected.
      I prefer handjobs honestly. Bonus points when he plays with my balls.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >It's exhausting
        But that's the best part.

  6. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    moonfire faire when?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      please fart in my mouth

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      I swear I'm going to remember to log out flying over the center point of the tower this time, so when I enter the game and it forces me to land it'll be at the top so I can pretend I was able to climb that bullshit.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      August like it always is.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      more, and or sauce

  7. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >me everytime krile is on screen

  8. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who the frick green lit these 1 time grinds for Bozja?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      go back to sucking dicks on reddit

  9. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    people still play this dead dogshit?
    why?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick no, I am here for the porn
      I don't know anyone that plays this game

  10. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    RDM is fun

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      RDM RDM FWEEKILL HE FWEEKILLED ME

  11. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've never played tank before. Which one is the most fun and maybe easy to play?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      WAR is easy.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      pick up gladiator or marauder if you're concerned about never tanking before, dungeons are an extremely easy and gradual introduction to tanking
      gladiator upgrades to paladin, marauder upgrades to warrior
      marauder/warrior is the easier of the two in the long run since the job shits self-healing during and after heavensward, but paladin has an easier early-game since its actual defenses are better

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      WAR can literally solo all of ARR.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        A synched warrior cannot solo arr dungeons, what are you smoking? They cannot even solo all of hw-ew.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            ?t=608
            he ran satasha unsynched you brain dead zoomer. Grats both at you for being a subhuman who doens't play the game and your gay e-friend who lied in the video description.

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              Ok, but i also never said synced you moronic shit. I don't care what you said.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                >a warrior can solo all of ARR unsynched!
                Guess what you stupid homosexual? ALL JOBS CAN

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, they can't, not with the restrictions that video has. Maybe watch it before you say stupid shit.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                Your e-friends rules are:
                1. can't queue for content
                2. can't party in the overworld
                3. no marketboard
                4. no retainers

                Okay, you overlevel every single dungeon by 10+ by grinding boar asses / side quests then run it unsynched. WHOAH YOU KNOW A WHM CAN SOLO ARR?? Like and subscribe friends!

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're just making yourself look more and more stupid.
                If it's so easy, go ahead and prove it.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                nta, but why don't you go play a game thats designed to be challenging instead of trying to add difficulty rules to games designed to be ultra easy from the start?

                i truly don't understand it. same as the hardcore classic wow players. you don't want a challenge, you just want an excuse to play a game you like from the start and be part of a community, both of which you can do without pretending you're some badass for taking 12 hours to accomplish what a normal player does in 4. ESPECIALLY in online games where its entirely possible to die from things like lag spikes and service outages.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                Some people like self imposed challenges.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                Same reason why people do solo deep dungeons.
                >the lala avatargay is moronic
                figures.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                deep dungeons are designed to be soloed. there's achievements for it and everything. the MSQ is not, at least not at this point

                and funny you bring up deep dungeons, because those are actually challenging but there's an actual penalty for losing, which is what that other anon is trying desperately to avoid

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                Solo DD has actual rewards, like Titles and Achievements.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                deep dungeons are designed to be soloed. there's achievements for it and everything. the MSQ is not, at least not at this point

                and funny you bring up deep dungeons, because those are actually challenging but there's an actual penalty for losing, which is what that other anon is trying desperately to avoid

                >It's valid because it gives me endorphin hits via achievement pop ups!
                Absolutely pathetic.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                its also actually challenging. unlike doing fates till you're 50 and getting class armor to carry you through your 'challenge'

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                Maybe you should look at the video, because quest reward armor isn't even used.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                i don't need to give you a view to tell you you're a homosexual for wanting to spend 100 hours playing an easy game on 'hard' mode

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                >easy game
                Tell that to the huge amount of nerfed solo duties.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                it is an easy game. people being moronic doesn't mean its not easy. making it easier will just dredge up even more advanced moronation

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                >hi friends, make sure to hit the subscribe button!
                >today as a challenge i'm going to spend 12 hours soloing boars to over level a dungeon! Here is a sound i made at 1 am just cause I was so dang tired
                >ugh!
                >here is a link to my twitch if you want to donate to hear me make more funny noises!

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                >why take a game you enjoy and find a new way to enjoy it
                moron

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                >a warrior can solo all of ARR unsynched!
                Guess what you stupid homosexual? ALL JOBS CAN

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          A synced warrior soloed the entire ARR

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            He had to unsync the Ultima enrage

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Warrior can solo half the EW dungeons lol

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Warrior can solo half the EW dungeons lol
            >hey jorge, doesn't soloing half mean not soloing all?
            >ayyyyy caramba!

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        A synched warrior cannot solo arr dungeons, what are you smoking? They cannot even solo all of hw-ew.

        half of the posters in these threads have never played the game. Its weirdest fricking thing about zoomers bar none.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      WAR has a shitload of self-healing so you'll get by even if your healer is a derp.
      DRK and PLD have somewhat bursty mitigation instead, and are pretty busy overall.
      GNB feels slow as frick and you basically are standing there holding your dick waiting for the 15 seconds where you're allowed to have fun, but at least it gets some novel things to help your pt out like a Regen you can stick on anyone.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think you're getting DRK and GNB mixed up other than the regen part.

  12. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I know no one cares but today makes 5 months of me quitting this game. Feels fricking good getting over an addiction.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based, XIV's health is inversely related to its popularity, and I've been struggling to really quit for more than a few months since SHB. Already have sunk cost for this raid tier because I think it's fun, but if 7.0 is more of the same with clear evidence they wasted too much time and money on optional graphics update while everything else suffers then I'm out.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        How the frick is anyone an addict for this game? It's the fricking anti-WoW. There is no treadmill keeping the majority of players tethered to the game unless they're one of those people who NEED every relic weapon maxed out every expansion or they own a house and need to keep the sub going but log in once or twice a month to step through the front door so they don't lose it while taking a break.
        I've been playing since ARR launched and I can't think of a single expansion where I didn't spend at least half of it not playing the game.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          a huge portion of ffxivs playerbase are unironically mentally unwell in some way or another, most are deeply alone and unsatisfied with their real lives and turn to this as a pseudo second life to try to find romantic/sexual fulfillment
          its honestly sad

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            get a grip, almost all westerns do not have dense social networks anymore. At least ffxiv cultists are interacting with real people, unlike the paralegal thot who genuinely forms parasocial relationships with actors in her netflix series.

            What is really needed, is a way to teach people in eldery homes how to play MMORPGS. They'd love em.

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm too much of a failure to even find that in the game so I just run solo the entire time.

  13. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yoooo wtf dude

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wanna plap that lala

  14. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >krile carrying a patch let alone 3
    >erenville (who asked?)
    >Urianger/Thancred
    soul
    >merycydia
    soul
    >being a fricking jannie for the baldesion students group and krile trying to be a useful person but naive
    soulless!

  15. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    FINAL FANTASY XIV WESTWOLVES
    >Travel to the New World
    >Travel to the Eighth
    >Explore Lower Dalmasca
    >New City: Leá Monde
    >New Hub: The Garden
    >New Trust NPCs: Erenville & Krile
    >New Playable Race: Female Hrothgar
    >New Raid Series: Vegnagun

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kino

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      People keep saying "the new world" as a potential place for future expansions but it comes across like a joke. It's literally just a Native American outfit, like the devs thought it would be funny if you sailed east of Eorzea you'd run into Earth's North and South America.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why is that a joke?
        Eorzea = Europe
        Ishgard = France
        Garlemald = Russia
        Thavnair = India
        Kugane = Japan
        New World = America

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Meracydia = Brazil

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            it could be africa

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              Depends on how many monkeys there are.

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              Eorzea is africa but maybe you didnt learn shapes in preschool

              Meracydia = Brazil

              meracydia has always been known as the southern continent with dragons which would be australia

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, uh-huh, sure. Like, maybe there's another shape to this. I think, uh, maybe you're too online. You've lost context. Don't go full nut-nut.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why is that a joke?
                Eorzea = Europe
                Ishgard = France
                Garlemald = Russia
                Thavnair = India
                Kugane = Japan
                New World = America

                >schizo posting
                The realm of Eorzea is this continent

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, Eorzea is one third of the "Three Great Continents" which, unlike what the name states, is actually a singular landmass.

                The three actual major landmasses in the planet are the Three Great Continents, the New World and Meracydia.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                That one third is the african continent stand in. you aren't as smart as you think you are for using the ingame terminology and avoiding what's obvious. You're just moronic.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                I never denied it's an african continent stand in.

                Eorzea is Africa, Ilsabard is Europe+Scandinavia, and Othard is Middle East + East Asia. Meracydia is Australia, and New World is America.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ilsabard is Russia + India
                Othard is China + Japan
                Eorzea is very 80% Europe
                Ishgard is so obviously inspired by France and Austria, it's not at all subtle. And how do Limsa and Gridania in any way look or feel like Africa? You gotta be shitting me

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                land mass isn't culture but keep going moron you're making up arguments in your head

                >didn't play Bahamut Coils
                awwwww

                >i played le coils so my made up 2.0=expansion theory holds
                yes everyone believes you are smarter than the developers and your word is canon

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                who the hell cares about the shape of a country? Of course we're talking about culture you moron.

                ARR very clearly continues the story started by 1.0, it's the entire concept of the 7th umbral calamity that happened at the end of 1.0 holy shit

              • 12 months ago
                Nora Kisaragi

                >ARR very clearly continues the story started by 1.0, it's the entire concept of the 7th umbral calamity that happened at the end of 1.0 holy shit

                here's a red pill

                the 1.0 ending event had an ending where you can stop Meteor and save Eorzea, but it required Warriors of Darkness which weren't ingame to participate in the war

                So meteor dropped and we got ARR

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                I never denied it's an african continent stand in.

                Eorzea is Africa, Ilsabard is Europe+Scandinavia, and Othard is Middle East + East Asia. Meracydia is Australia, and New World is America.

                Pretty sure Eorzea is Africa + Europe
                Actually, I'd say only Thavnair is like Africa, and Gyr Abania is the Middle East

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                Thavnair is India and it belongs to Ilsabard not Eorzea

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                Frick, meant to say Thanalan

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                yeah Thanalan could be African but I always thought of it more as middle eastern, the rest of Eorzea is Europe

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're forgiven

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                >shape means africa 🙂
                none of the locales in Eorzea look like Africa except maybe Thanalan but that's more middle eastern

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ishgard is France
                Gridania is Switzerland
                Ul'dah is Turkey
                Limsa is Mallorca
                Mor Dhona is Czech Republic

                What now, huh?

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                no one argued against cultural influence, eorzea is on the african landmass

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            I’m pretty sure Meracydia is Australia

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              Is that supposed to be better?

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          I guess just because all those places have actual names and lore beyond a single outfit that is a direct copy of a real world outfit. Like if the only trace of Hingashi was a craftable Kimono called "Rising Sun Garb," and it wasn't a place you could visit or even called Hingashi/Kugane, I would find it weird if people started going "next expansion should be in Rising Sun land."

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            The new world has some lore in the BLU questline

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            some of our food comes from the new world, like popotoes, also blue mage

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            There's more than just that specific outfit that references the new world. It's not a joke or some kind of running gag, it's an actual place in the game's setting.

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            >The New World is a continent far to the west of Eorzea, far beyond the Indigo Deep. Originally found several centuries ago, the New World was a myth until recently, as all records of its existence, both official records and the folklore tales from the land had all been lost or destroyed.

            >Almost a century ago, the continent of the New World was spoken of as an old wives tale. In a bid to prove the existence of the land, a Roegadyn sailor by the name of Ketenramm the Blue set sail from the west coast of Eorzea with his crew. After sailing for almost two months, they finally made land in the New World. Upon its rediscovery, Ketenramm attempted to call the land "Ketenland", however the general populace of the Three Great Continents refer to it as the New World.

            >Ketenramm and his crew made land and set up camp. In the following days, they would explore the land, quickly coming across the sprawling nation of Mamook. The party was brought before the nation's Supreme Leader, whom they presented with many gifts from their homeland. The Supreme Leader was so impressed and enamored with these gifts that they rewarded the sailors with several gifts of their own, not the least of which being a massive statue crafted out of pure silver. The party was also given free reign to travel all over the land while they were there. This afforded Ketenramm and his retinue the opportunity to collect valuable data and info about the New World. They spent several months exploring, mapping the entire island and gathering farious fauna and seeds, such as the fruits and vegetables that are native to the New World, such as Ogre Pumpkins, Ruby Tomatoes, Popotoes and more. Upon returning to Eorzea, the various plants, roots and vegetables came to be a regular part of the Eorzean diet.

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Another group of note is the Whalaqee people, who live in a settlement near Lapis Canyon where a luminous blue stone appears in massive veins. The Whalaqee are practitioners of Blue Magic, the art of looking into the soul of a beast and learning how they control aether. The Whalaqee view the color blue as a holy color and use it in all aspects of life. The rock that they worshiped that glowed blue actually turned out to be Ceruleum, which drew the attention of entrepreneurs who came from Eorzea to mine the mineral. When the influx of merchants and traders brought a disease to the New World, the Whalqee began dying quickly from it. An Eorzean who came to study Blue Magic named Martyn felt responsible and returned to Eorzea to find a cure to save the Whalaqee people. After coming up with a cure, his collegue Whastrach, under the guise of wanting to help, took the cure personally to the Whalaqee, only to use it to barter for the right to mine the Ceruleum in Lapis Canyon, a sacred area for the tribe. His plans were stopped thanks in part to the Warrior of Light however, and he agreed to leave their sacred land alone, asking one of the Whalaqee to help him discover unclaimed land he could work with.

              >Given the technological limitations of the time, communications and trade lines were not possible to establish, so interaction with the New World was relatively sparse. More recently however, Merlwyb Bloefhiswyn opened trade routes and communication between the two nations now that quicker travel is more possible. Mamool Ja mercenaries have also made the trip across the Indigo Deep, looking to capitalize on the unrest caused by the Garlean Empire invading.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          bur France and Russia are both in Europe and India is in Japan

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            >India is in Japan
            wtf are you smoking, man? India is here in the UK

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          I guess just because all those places have actual names and lore beyond a single outfit that is a direct copy of a real world outfit. Like if the only trace of Hingashi was a craftable Kimono called "Rising Sun Garb," and it wasn't a place you could visit or even called Hingashi/Kugane, I would find it weird if people started going "next expansion should be in Rising Sun land."

          Kugane is just japan though.
          Like, at least Eorzea/Ishgard/Garlemald tries to be something more than straight copies of real cultures. Garlemald has a lot of italian/roman influences, Ishgard takes names from France but the culture is original, and Eorzean cities have clear influences while not being carbon copies.

          Kugane is fricking lazy compared to them.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        We've had people from the New World come over and they're wearing that, dumbass

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          The lizards from the BLU quest line are from the new world.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's food, vegetation, outfits, BLU, historical records and such
        The New World is something big

        It's not just the indian/native american outfits, the frontier and lawless outfits are for sure from over there
        I would expect some wild west when we go there, along with south american, pilgrims and native american influences

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Where did you get that "Westwolves" is a new expansion name?

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        we're not sure the trademark is actually the expansion, I think, unless that anon knows more than us... As far as I know, it could be a new SE IP or DLC for something else

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          I tried googled that and couldn't find anything about it being sqex property except one, there is an nft shit with the same name on twitter

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            you're right, I just checked and I can't find it anymore either. maybe they scrubbed it? Cause I remember HW, SB and ShB all leaked but then nobody caught Endwalker before release. think they may have got better at keeping it on the down low? still, doesn't mean it's an expansion. maybe a whole new game

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              I just wanted to know where that name came from, some sources at least
              Because Westwolves sounds like an xiv expansion lol
              It has this weird thing "2 random words became 1 stupid word"

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                it was a trademark filing, a bunch of japanese gobbledyasiatic with only the one english word "Westwolves" but it's like google doesn't bring it up anymore?

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                >It has this weird thing "2 random words became 1 stupid word"
                like "A Realm Reborn" huh?

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                >heavensward
                >stormblood
                >shadowbringers
                >endwalker
                moron

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I'm right! Just need to intentionally leave out when I'm not!

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                Rebornrealm

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                ARR wasn't an expansion

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                >2.0
                >wasn't an expansion

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                Black person it didn't expand on shit, it's a completely different game

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                um, did you not play Bahamut's Coils? Or the whole backstory of the 7th Umbral Calamity that is integral to the plot of ARR?

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                >all sequels are now expansions because they share the same setting

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                anon... FFXIVO is literally 1.0... ARR is literally 2.0... HW is 3.0... SB is 4.0... ShB is 5.0... EW is 6.0... WW is 7.0...

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                moronic gorilla Black person

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                you fricking idiot

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                anon... FFXIVO is literally 1.0... ARR is literally 2.0... HW is 3.0... SB is 4.0... ShB is 5.0... EW is 6.0... WW is 7.0...

                2.0 was made on the concepts of 1.0 story. Most of it is retold and reworked. What kind of meds does a person take to deny reality and even argue against the developers themselves

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                >didn't play Bahamut Coils
                awwwww

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                >1.0 jobs, but expanded
                >1.0 zones, but expanded
                >1.0 trials, but expanded
                >1.0 relics, but expanded
                >it didn't expand on shit
                let me guess, you started during the last wow exodus?

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                I realize now I was wrong sorry for calling you a moronic gorilla Black person anon

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                >蒼天のイシュガルド
                >紅蓮の解放者
                >漆黒のヴィランズ
                >暁月のフィナーレ
                moron

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Vegnagun raid
      I would like this. X-2 needs some loving

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >New Trust NPCs: Erenville
      yeah no

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        WEBS LIKE ONTO CHAINS

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >G'raha Tia/Krile/femrhoth NTR plot
      >gleaners are a job now
      >Erenville reveals that there are more than 2 clans for many races
      >A new female hrothgar scion with an aussie accent and female furry autism

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >we rebirthed the realm
      >we warded the heavens
      >we bled the storm
      >we brought the shadow
      >we walked to the end
      >now we wolf to the west

  16. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    She's going to show up for like 2-3 quest chains and get sidelined again.

  17. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remember this? People thought this would be 6.0 before the Endwalker reveal, but they never used this trademark anywhere did they?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did we ever get the name Endwalker before it was officially revealed?

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        nope, they managed to somehow keep it off all trademark listings or scrubbed it before anyone on Ganker caught it anyway. But HW, SB and SHB all leaked a few months before reveal

  18. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like the entirety of Forspoken was only created a misdirect cause so many people thought it would be the XIV expansion

  19. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope it's this thread that gets deleted and not the Ryne thread.

  20. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >want to play old raids
    >takes an hour to queue

  21. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    generals go to >>>/vg/

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's not a general, its about next expansion predictions which will be revealed next month, the OP is clearly about Krile becoming a bigger player

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      You will never be a janny

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      the general in /vg/ is 99% ERP, I'm not subjecting myself to that filth

  22. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    ok but what jobs?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Marketing demands two but honestly I'm not sure the game can handle it. From a design perspective, they should replace the new jobs with some other form of content.

  23. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I literally just can't motivate myself to even log in

    Please someone buy my FC so I can unsub permanently

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      if you really wanna unsub forever, you might as well go all out and approach people with your wild ERP fantasies ingame before you superbolide

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Frick off I have sex irl regularly with real girls, I don't need to do that

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          then just stay unsubbed, why care about your FC house? Just let the house get demolished by being inactive and then someone else can take the plot

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            Maxed subs is why

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      What server?

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sagittarius, one of the new EU ones

  24. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Saw a catgirl lounging on the ground as if she was lying on a bed. Is that a hack? Is it reportable? It wasn't the playdead emote and it wasn't blue mage suicide either.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can memory edit your clientside hotbar to add a button that performs the bed sleep emote. Works with chair sit too because they're both just regular but hidden emotes that activate in scripted spots.
      Is it reportable? Probably technically, but it doesn't exactly do anything bad.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        why not just let us do those the normal way? why hide them?

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          So you can eventually pay for them on the store or work your dick off for cuck series points under the illusion that it's "content"

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            oh that makes sense, btw is the current pvp series mount worth it? i'd have to grind to lvl 25...

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              Depends on how much enjoyment you get out of pvp. It’s worth it to me since I’m doing the daily frontlines anyway for exp and some other gear pieces.

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's hilariously bad. It's the same stupid rabbit from the beast tribe but cucked.

  25. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >7.0 will be you traveling to wherever with Krile, the twins, G'raha and that black bunny boy
    Fujos just keep gaining power

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Erenville isn’t bad. I was thinking; let’s suppose the devs didnt want to kill graha, that doesn’t mean he has to be up in your business all the time. We could have left him on the first to continue being the crystal exarch. Death isn’t the only way to “retire” spent characters!

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sure but he is up in your business all the time. Orthos made it sound like he sits with his linkpearl all day waiting for you to call. We all know why he wasn't retired though. It's the same reason why Erenville would be pushed into the story, and partially why Krile would be as well I bet.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Erenville isn’t bad. I was thinking; let’s suppose the devs didnt want to kill graha, that doesn’t mean he has to be up in your business all the time. We could have left him on the first to continue being the crystal exarch. Death isn’t the only way to “retire” spent characters!

      Sure but he is up in your business all the time. Orthos made it sound like he sits with his linkpearl all day waiting for you to call. We all know why he wasn't retired though. It's the same reason why Erenville would be pushed into the story, and partially why Krile would be as well I bet.

      They hate Krile actually. She has an iron grip on the bishies and Estinien

  26. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Resubscribe
    >MSQ over
    >Stare at the wall for hours
    >Log out
    I'm not buying Emet's "p-please don't leave" speech. Game's over, Hydaelyn is gone.

  27. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Lahabrea and Gaius both turned out being black
    How do ARR veterans feel about this?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      They didn't call him the Black Wolf for nothing.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        wow it used to be a cool title, now it's actually really racist

  28. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dook

  29. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    My free trial ran out and I was halfway through seventh astral era main quests. Monthly subscription got 33% more expensive during that time due to exchange rates. At least Wedge was a fun character.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      the free trial lasts forever and you play ARR and HW my dude

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >My free trial ran out
        Free trials don't have a time limit...

        Geniunely wasn't aware of this, thanks. Would it be a problem if I keep playing even though there is a level limit at 60? Also, can I buy the steam complete edition and keep it for activation until I have more free time, and if so, how long?

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nah you can play as long as you want you just can't do any content past heavensward, also I wouldn't recommend the steam version

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >My free trial ran out
      Free trials don't have a time limit...

  30. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    When single player and hd update?, i want to play it like an rpg not an mmo.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      you can already play it like a singleplayer now that they added NPCs to all dungeons. Only thing you are forced to queue for to find random people is Trial boss fights. The game is already HD, always has been. But there will be a graphics update when 7.0 launches next year

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Only thing you are forced to queue for to find random people is Trial boss fights.
        CT

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      playing the game for the single player experience is pretty viable now, and theyll keep updating it as well.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can already do all the mandatory dungeons with trusts, you only need to play with people for the normal mode story trials but they're mostly piss easy and nobody cares if you frick up, also someone made a 4k texture mod for everything if you have a good enough machine
      www.kartoffels.club/posts/2022-05-15-recommend-ffxiv-texture-mods/

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wrong link I'm moronic
        www.kartoffels.club/posts/2022-05-17-upscaled-world-textures/

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's the perfect game for you. Even the multiplayer content plays like a singleplayer game because mouthbreathers like you give them money.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        XIV would be objectively better as a singleplayer game tbh

  31. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    i'm dying to know what was that letter she saw

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dick pics from Papalymo that Lyse recovered

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      The letter texture was datamined and had an aztec design so I assume it's from some richgay from the new world

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >aztec design
        wrong

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Post it, my moronic ass was probably mistaken

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Shut up you dumb uneducated Black person
          It's clearly Kukulkan

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            wrong

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              >wrong

  32. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    You have all the triple triad cards, right anon?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have all of them except the Blue Mage ones because I'm not playing that gay shit. Frick them for locking the mount behind that bullshit. The entire game is like this, just shit gated behind other shit.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        What blue mage cards are there? I'm aware of Extreme trials now having cards like Golbez and such, but I've not heard of blue mage having any unique cards.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Azulmagia
          Arzuro
          two others idk

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          of course, the blue mage questline unlocks a special NPC to play against who drops a unique card, as well as the Blue Mage unique NPC vendor with the headache emote and another card

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          There are some buyable for ally seals after doing the carnival fights

  33. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    sisters, why did we ruin final fantasy by pretending to like games? Now XVI is dmc-trash and it will be a decade before a new mainline...

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >dmc
      >trash
      You lack soul

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because there's on established characters, world or plot, it means FF 16 will be just ARR. They should have thunk better.

  34. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    🙂

  35. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    The game is dying and they choosing to have the next side character focus be the worst of the scions?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the worst of the scions
      Wait, Graha again?

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        They'll shoehorn that homosexual into anything.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wouldn't mind Graha if they didn't go so overboard with him. It makes sense for him to be a super-fan in Shadowbringers, but in Endwalker it's just tiresome. Please have some character development for fricks sake.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          What irritates me is that they kind of handwoven the fact that he essentially ran a city-state for 100 years. It comes up every once and a while, but it's jarring when he switches between starry-eyed manchild and stoic leader. It's almost as bad as Y'shtola's plot-convenient blindness.

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            My headcanon is that nug'raha is a mix of shadowbringers and ARR g'raha since they basically just uploaded his memories into his old body

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              >headcanon
              ...anon, that's literally what fricking happened. (You) took Exarch's memory stone to Tower-Graha and uploaded that b***h.
              Nu-Graha is a combination of the two. He even channels some of that Exarch presence during the frickin crisis in Radz-at-han, getting people to stop panicking and actually frickin fight/evacuate/defend.
              Anyone saying they "hand-wove" anything is moronic.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ultima thule g'raha was kino, I hope they have him show his serious side more often because I like him but the fanboyism is becoming a bit much even for me

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not sure basically giving him DID was the best direction to go with his character. It feels unsatisfying.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      1 million active characters is not dying anon

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Its so over anon!
      So another newbie that started in Endwalker and doesn't realize this happens every patch cycle

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Krile
      >worst of the scions
      How shit does your taste have to be? I mean who even hates Krile? I know a lot of people are neutral on her but she's not exactly rage bait or anything, and even if you hated potatoes Tataru is there.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're doing it solely because she doesn't have any sort of personality or character development.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >another y'shtola expansion
      frick sakes

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Krile
      >worst of the scions
      How shit does your taste have to be? I mean who even hates Krile? I know a lot of people are neutral on her but she's not exactly rage bait or anything, and even if you hated potatoes Tataru is there.

      I don't think most people dislike Krile, but aside from pedos most don't particularly like her either.

      >another y'shtola expansion
      frick sakes

      What was the first Y'shtola expansion?

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Krile gets hard carried by the voice actress which is depressing. When she shows up playing different characters they always stand out. Good example being her doing an indian soft milf voice last patch for a highlander while whispering sweetly.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >aside from pedos most don't particularly like her either
        I like her
        She reconciled me with potatoes
        She has a super smooth voice and actually feels competent in what she does
        Tataru is a walking meme "haha let me pull this shit out of my ass am I not useful? here take these clothes " and Nanamo is le wholesome and useless parrot girl that gets backstabbed by half of her own counselors
        I can't think of any other important lala, but out of those 3 that I consider "main lalafells" she's the only one that feels like an actual successful character beyond her meme race

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >What was the first Y'shtola expansion?
        ARR

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          ARR was the Alphinaud expansion. Y'shtola's only notable part in it would be introducing you to the scions. Hell she's almost on the level of Krile and will probably be below her in notable screentime once 7.0 hits.

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            If you mean time Y'shtola has been with us and helping us with one task or another then she's second only to Alphinaud. Yeah, she missed out on some big stretches during the game, but so did every other Scion and she usually gets to catch up during the patches. If you mean time that has been dedicated to Y'shtola as in her being the main element of the narrative and things revolving around her, yeah, she's the Scion that's gotten the least other than Krile or Tataru.

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              She's arguably had less than Tataru since Tataru has had a fair bit of side content. Y'shtola's big patch was 6.1 which swapped gears to *tips fedora* in the next patch. I'm convinced the only reason Y'shtola is still around is because someone high up has forbidden her from actually dying.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I'm convinced the only reason Y'shtola is still around is because someone high up has forbidden her from actually dying.
                I'd argue the reason is because her big arc is still incoming. Calling 6.1 her big patch is kind of exaggeration considering it was mostly fanservice and just setup for her taking shard exploration as a personal thing.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Krile's due for an uplift arc soon. She went from being a spritely upbeat character, to an exhausted den mother for a pack of world saving hooligans.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          and brother i'm about to become her second husband after she's divorced the first

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Krile's uplift arc should revolve around sex with (You)

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            She's definitely aware of what sex with the WoL would be like more than the other potatoes.

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              I play a lalafell boy and every cutscene with Tataru and Krile I keep thinking they're going to jump me

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                Krile should be in a gaol cell.

  36. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Warrior of Light, having killed most of my adoptive children and humbled me in the Praetorium, it is clear to me now that you are a warrior without peer and that your lineage must be carried. To this end, I offer my last child's womb. If Garlemald is to be rebuilt, your strong progeny will have to lead the charge.
    wdyd?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      I do my duty.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would: PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP

      GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      no way gay

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      No way gay, Garlemard needs Gaius' jawline

  37. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bard needs a way to spread DoTs over an area

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Like Blue Mage has Song of Torment but AoE

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      dps and tank dots are getting removed in 7.0

  38. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who is Nophica

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      the mommy milky goddess

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      BIG FERTILE MOMMY MILKERS GODDESS

  39. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is Blue Mage worth unlocking/playing?
    if so, is it something recommended for "advanced" players or does it have content anyone can have fun with?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's fun and you can enjoy it at any skill level

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      No.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      filling blue spellbook pages BLIND is fun, same as figuring out masked carnivale stages. job's gameplay is pretty boring and i can't wait for lvl 80 update so we have x6 new 220 potency spells and some gimmicky spells that are useless

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      BLU basically comes down to 'rerun old content to get spells'. It had potential, but 90% of its spells come down to 'deal x potency of damage, but this one is electricity'

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      BLU story: 6/10 Still better than a lot of other jobs
      Masked Carnivale: 9/10 If you go in blind and try to figure stuff out it is hands-down the best solo content in the game
      Spells/BLU Log: 5/10 I don't do roulettes so it was kind of nostalgic doing old content. It's not really challenging since BLU is OP as frick. If you've been doing roulettes daily for years though it's just a hassle going through dungeons again that you've already seen a hundred times
      BLU Achievements: 10/10. Gives you an excuse to do old raids at something of their original difficulty.

  40. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >doing Sorrow of Werlyt
    holy shit
    my feels

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Enjoy the best trial story line

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Cid going out of his way to tell Gaius that girl was in intense pain before she died
        what the frick man

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can pinpoint the exact second his heart rip in half.

  41. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lalafell Hawaii soon bros

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Actually it's Lalafell Australia.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, it's Lalafell Hawaii. Southern Sea Isles is the Lalafell homeland and it's Hawaii, we got a Lala hula dancer NPC a couple of years ago for Moonfire Faire.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        actually it's lalapalooza

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Actually it's Lalafell Australia.

      No, it's Lalafell Hawaii. Southern Sea Isles is the Lalafell homeland and it's Hawaii, we got a Lala hula dancer NPC a couple of years ago for Moonfire Faire.

      actually it's lalapalooza

      They are pygmies from easter islands

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      I NEED to hold hands with a laidback brown potato girl.

  42. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am installing your game, which race is the most lore accurate for black mage?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Highlander

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Highlander or Dunesfolk Lalafell

        lala

        lalafell clearly, the game's creator plays a female lala black mage and the quest givers are all lalas too

        Thanks nerds, I'll play a midget then

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Make sure to roll a dunesfolk
          plainsfolk are gay

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            jew

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              mutt

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Based. The entire Thaumaturge/Black Mage cabal in the game are lalafell, in teh lalafell city. So it's lore-accurate.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Highlander or Dunesfolk Lalafell

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      lala

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      lalafell clearly, the game's creator plays a female lala black mage and the quest givers are all lalas too

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lalafell are the leading practitioners in Eorzea, but Hyur also wouldn't be uncommon to see. The warlike Xaela are also shown to enjoy the destructive capabilities.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Roe, male

  43. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    next expansion is going to be set in the post rebalanced 13th and 1st.

  44. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    plainsfolks are boring cucks and never achieved anything beyond playing the cutesy comic relief and/or onahole sleeve role for their taller masters
    dunesfolk were literally kangz, are the reference in everything obscure and magick, and are the only reason ul'dah is the most prosperous city-state, deal with it pupilgays

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only reason plainsfolk aren't ruling the world RIGHT NOW is because of the tonberry aids sneaky dunesfolk developed.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        proving once again the superiority of DUNESFOLK

  45. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    But enough of lalafell. What about gap moe roegadyn dreaming of bridal carries and manhandlings by those they would accidentally kill by turning around while sleeping...

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Roegadyn girls in dresses and other girly things make pp hard and my heart full.

  46. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    With FFXIV Fan Fest coming next month, what do you think the next FFXIV expansion will take place in? And what new jobs will FFXIV announce?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      we're going to the new world (america) as teased with blue mage + when Merlwyb established trade routes

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Meracydia and the New World. And probably some stupid jobs.

        Source?

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Play the MSQ.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        New world seems way too big compared to Merycidia for it to be next. Less talks of it in story too.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Meracydia and the New World. And probably some stupid jobs.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      August like it always is.

      we're going to the new world (america) as teased with blue mage + when Merlwyb established trade routes

      BLU unlimited class let's fricking go

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      New world and one of the jobs is probably going to be a caster, hoping for a wand job personally

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      FINAL FANTASY XIV WESTWOLVES
      >Travel to the New World
      >Travel to the Eighth
      >Explore Lower Dalmasca
      >New City: Leá Monde
      >New Hub: The Garden
      >New Trust NPCs: Erenville & Krile
      >New Playable Race: Female Hrothgar
      >New Raid Series: Vegnagun

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Caster is a lock since we've been stuck at three casters (BLU is only a caster as a technicality) since 4.0, and the other job is either scouting melee DPS or tank for marketing purposes since melees attract more players.
      I doubt they are ready to pull the "one job per expansion" plug just yet, probably next expansion.

  47. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope we never go to Meracydia. If I have to look at one more fricking visual garbage Allagan environment texture I'm going to nuke Japan.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone there will have aussie accents and the dragons are fricked up looking alligators from a small genetic pool making them a dead end.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >small genetic pool
        Not how dragons work. They reproduce asexually by parthenogenesis, so they don't share genetic material between each other (and even if they did they're all descended from Midgardsormr). They undergo extreme mutations during their lifetime based on what activities they get up to, instead of changing based on genes. It's how the one Custom Delivery dragon mutates into a new form that's specialized for crafting.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's interesting that their personalities also dictate their actual form or intent, like how Hraesvelgr is a light and ice dragon (maybe due to Shiva) and Nidhogg is a dark and fire dragon

  48. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lalachads, it's fricking time

  49. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Grinds my gears how the caster role is the last role in the game where all the jobs are completely unique to each other and people want to gimp it for "balance", all they need to do is give rdm a little more DPS and summoner a few more hard casts and it's perfect

  50. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    so how long until they just get rid of Jolt? its plausible to never need to actually cast it once in a fight

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      How long until the world is rid of your homosexualry?

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        You could have just not paid attention to him, everybody was doing a great job of it until you came along.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        as i said, you ARE the game anon

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      How long until the world is rid of your homosexualry?

      How does this lala never fail to make some autistic gay seethe every thread?

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        because i collect goats

  51. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >krilesmasher69 only posts to login gated t*itter
    why live

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      just make a throwaway with mail.com or something

  52. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Crossover when? It's going to be like XV and not happen till like 2 years after the game came out, huh?
    Don't know why Square doesn't make the devs prime a crossover before the other game comes out. Seems logical to do a crossover asap to get more advertisement for the other FF title. I'm also still amazed we haven't gotten a 7R crossover.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      the 16 crossover will be timed to coincide with the PC release

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm also still amazed we haven't gotten a 7R crossover.
      Can't do that because they're probably gonna have a full on expansion that will be the 7 expansion much like this one has been the 4 expansion. 7 is just too big and popular to relegate it to just a crossover.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        we already had the 7 expansion, it was 1.0

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Crossover for an unfinished movie
      >Crossover for a game that's still in beta

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        No one's talking about Kojima games.

  53. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Someone plays a viera
    >Shes white
    imagine you have all the options of a virtual, fantasy world and you choose to be a white woman.

  54. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it's another episode of lala players pretending Krile is a good character

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Krile is a good character and I hate most potatoes.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        She's definitely underappreciated and I hate lalas.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Moenbryda #2
        >Good character
        Le girl on the inside plot device kinoge...

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      this, krile was the worst character in FFV too

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Krile, Nanamo, and Tataru are treasures. It's the PC lalas that are all trash.

      this, krile was the worst character in FFV too

      Oh you can go frick yourself with that trash tier opinion.

  55. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like Krile's personality despite her being a lala, especially after doing the warring triad.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      She has a cute voice and sex hair.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        She's built for giving smug JOI.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        she sounds like my aunt

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah. her calling Zenos a monster to his face was pretty ballsy

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        It wasn't as cringe as when Alisaie did it I guess

  56. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not gonna lie, I've been playing the game for about 400 hours and I've no idea what lalafell are there for. Am I supposed to adopt them, raise them, teach them, spank them, eat them? Any pointers?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      they inhabit the hobbit niche in the fantasy setting, but without the hairy feet

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're supposed to let them teach you how to cultivate the land and then crash the market board.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        The only lalafel I'd sink my penis in.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          my wife fufucha looks better than 90% of player lalafell

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            Kokoshu is the most attractive lala

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      boil em, mash em, put em in a stew

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        This feels less like a shitpost image and more like thinly disgusied fetish.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          that is 100% what it is. and the person who made or commissioned it probably imagines themselves as the lalas and not the big dudes

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lalafells are for destroying civilizations and enslaving those who let themselves be manipulated by their dishonest "cuteness".

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      kick them like a football

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >adopt them
      Yes
      >raise them
      Yes
      >teach them
      Yes
      >spank them
      Yes
      >eat them
      Yes
      >Any pointers
      No

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think that potato is rotten.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Special secret flavor.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I've no idea what lalafell are there for.

      To collect protection money. Lord Lolorito sends his regards.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        4koma material

  57. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Krile is the only Lala that I don't have unconditional hatred for. I don't know why.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      were you attracted to pikachu as a kid?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably because she is only a lala because of her japanese name, being a lala isn't part of her character, she's still really boring.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >her japanese name
        ?

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          "kururu"

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            Oh

            So that's why she doesn't fit the naming scheme of other Lalas in English.

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              It helps that being a lalafell makes her very similar in appearance to her original sprites from FF5, hell her jacket is her White Mage outfit which is in itself a reference to FF3's Devout

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                it's not the same krile, and it's always been a reference to that but i'm sure you impressed someone on reddit zoomie

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Kururu, which coincidentally fits plainsfolk female naming conventions. if she were a duney she'd be Kukuru, which is a cocoa bean expy

  58. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw when i haven't completed all of the BLU carnival stages
    I think I'm missing like 2. 28, and 29, but I think I tried 28 and it was complete bullshit so I got sick of it and never tried it again.
    I'm not 100% sure if it was 27 or 28

  59. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    lalas are koji-approved

  60. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it true what they say?

  61. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    so what jobs are we even expecting to see at this point? and what kind of weapon would they use?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      JUDGE - dual-wield swords
      JUGGLER - hehehe

  62. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    What're things you wish they'll change/add in 7.0?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      If there's no exploratory zone i gonna just unsub. This game feels fricking dead without one. Right now i only raidlog like it's fricking wow.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >raidlogging in FF
        for a game that barely cares about gear upgrades you sure picked the wrong one to minmax in with your discord troony friends. Have you considered that half of this team was dealing with XVI and a graphical upgrade for 7.0 on top of the normal content releases AND the new expansion itself? People crying about Endwalker's content have no foot in reality and are just XIV addicted losers. Go play something else like a normal person.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          >ShB sucked because uhhh covid
          >EW sucked because uhhhh XVI
          >7.x because uhhhh graphics update
          >etc

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            ShB came out half a year before Covid was a thing.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          >LEAVE THE MULTI MILLION COMPANY ALONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
          Also 7.0 will not have all the graphic updates, only for characters (at most and maybe not even that) i'm gonna laugh so much at cultist trying to damage control it.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Have you considered that half of this team was dealing with XVI and a graphical upgrade for 7.0 on top of the normal content releases AND the new expansion itself?
          Cool, so we get XVI for free then?

  63. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the highest chances of new jobs are a second scouting melee and a second caster that can actually use sps
    >blm and nin are my mains
    finally I can play some alt jobs

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >skillspeed

      so when are they gonna fix this shit?

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        never because the devs are actual hacks
        ffxivs jobs may be the worst designed classes ive ever seen in any video game period

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          the stats are the way they are because thats what parsetrannies want

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            yea im sure parsetrannies want 2 separate rng stats that interact with each other and the bursty nature of the class design

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              If it was for them there wouldn't even be any stats like at all. They despite RNG because it makes their butts hurt cuz "muh pink"

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                there could be no stats in the game and the only class that would be negatively affected would be blm

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              yes, they do want RNG so that they get the thrill of big crits pushing them up. funny how the most numbercrunchy, spreadsheet bullshit section of the playerbase is just pulling on a slot machine after they get their BIS and doing parse strats.

              speed clears are a far better indication of skill imho

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                do you actually think that parsetrannies want to do a fight over and over again waiting for crit dh rng? stop clumping everything you dont like together and pretending its all related

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                what exactly do you think parsing is? because thats EXACTLY what it is

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                thats what it is because the stats force it to be that, youll never hear a parsegay saying they like grinding rng crit/dh

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                doesn't matter if they like it, they do it anyway. once you've perfected uptime strats, gotten a party to agree to perform them and have BiS, what else is there to do but fish for RNG? because thats how you get that 100

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                >the stats are the way they are because thats what parsetrannies want
                >doesn't matter if they like it

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                yes. there is no dissonance here

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                in general how often do you think people want something they dont like?

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                they WANT to be the best. but since the execution barrier and the prep barrier are met, how do you post higher scores? RNG

                you'd be shocked at how many things you don't like but you actually do want

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                so you dont think theyd like a stat system that lets them be the best on merit of simply performing the best?

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                that is irrelevant. they participate in it, so they want it on some level.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                it’s not irrelevant it’s the subject of our entire discussion

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                the assertion that 'they'd prefer something better' is irrelevant because we don't have something better. the current system is good enough. proof of this is that they participate in it, which is what the original assertion was in

                the stats are the way they are because thats what parsetrannies want

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                Therefore you also like and want the current system because you play the game.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                i don't parse, and the majority of the content in the game doesn't actually use the stats on your gear. therefore i am just an observer watching monkeys pulling the lever and hoping for !!

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                You support the system by playing the game because that signals that you want the stats the way they are, or you wouldn't play the game. Your logic, to say otherwise would be to negate the rest of your posts.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                when did i say that the entire community are parsehomosexuals? because i implied otherwise in

                yes, they do want RNG so that they get the thrill of big crits pushing them up. funny how the most numbercrunchy, spreadsheet bullshit section of the playerbase is just pulling on a slot machine after they get their BIS and doing parse strats.

                speed clears are a far better indication of skill imho

                by saying they're a part of the community

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                When did he say you said that?

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                he said
                >You support the system by playing the game because that signals that you want the stats the way they are

                therefore implying that everyone who plays the game supports the systems he's trying to claim i have no standing in critiquing because i participate in them. he's a very smart man sticking his head out of a well.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                Says the man whose argument is literally "they play the game therefore they support thing they explicitly complain about that no other portuon of the fanbase complains about, including mine."

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                And where exactly in any of that did he say the entire community was parsegays?
                Are you have some sort of schizo break?

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                You said that by playing the game they support the stat system. You then claim this specifically only applies to people you don't like. Surely you see the illogical nature of this?

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                i said that by participating in parsing they're perpetuating the system. not everyone parses, as i said here:

                do you actually think that parsetrannies want to do a fight over and over again waiting for crit dh rng? stop clumping everything you dont like together and pretending its all related

                you are intentionally changing what i said to fit your argument. and if i'm not, please link to the post where i say 'all ffxiv players are parsers, therefore all ffxiv players including myself support parsing culture'

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I said that by [playing the game in the way I don't like] they're supporting it [in spite of explicitly not supporting it and there being no logical way to explain why playing the game in a way I don't like counts as support but playing it any other way doesn't]
                Do you see the issue now? Your argument literally is "thing I no like bad because I say so."

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                gimme a link to a post i made without your clever interpretation where i say that please

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                Right here

                i said that by participating in parsing they're perpetuating the system. not everyone parses, as i said here: [...]

                you are intentionally changing what i said to fit your argument. and if i'm not, please link to the post where i say 'all ffxiv players are parsers, therefore all ffxiv players including myself support parsing culture'

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                no, i need the post where i say 'thing is bad because i don't like it' because i've never made a qualitative statement about anything

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                I just linked it. You said "people who parse support the current stat system" but your only reasons given in this thread are
                >parsegays participate in RNG so their complaints about it are void (this objectively applies to anyone who plays the game)
                >I don't like them
                Since you claim this argument specifically only applies to parsegays that means your entire reasoning is that you don't personally like them. You are free to provideany logical arguments to the contrary but your insistence on semantics tells me you have none.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                the links please

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                Right here

                i said that by participating in parsing they're perpetuating the system. not everyone parses, as i said here: [...]

                you are intentionally changing what i said to fit your argument. and if i'm not, please link to the post where i say 'all ffxiv players are parsers, therefore all ffxiv players including myself support parsing culture'

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                and which part is the qualitative statement?

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                >i said that by participating in parsing they're perpetuating the system

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                thats not a qualitative statement. i'm not making a judgment based on word concepts

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                why are you linking my post and saying you made it?

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                sorry, one up the chain

                yes, they do want RNG so that they get the thrill of big crits pushing them up. funny how the most numbercrunchy, spreadsheet bullshit section of the playerbase is just pulling on a slot machine after they get their BIS and doing parse strats.

                speed clears are a far better indication of skill imho

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                if you gave them a choice between rng outcomes and deterministic outcomes they would chose deterministic thus they don’t want rng
                youre just moronic and have to group together things you don’t like to have some big conglomerate to root against, im sure you’re deeply invested in politics

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous
      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        How would they fix it? They locked themselves in the two minute window shit, so skill speed will always be a negative as it disrupts the intended 2 minute loop every job is now on.

  64. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    thoughts?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      doesn't work on lalas. ruined the glamour game

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      fun to wear underneath floppy robes as your leg slot. actually running around in your underwear is indecent.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      eh

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love 2Butts.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Makes me cum whem my thighlander gf wears it

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      modding this piece of gear to give it some very heavy skindentation

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      A useful piece of gear that make shitters out themselves, making them easier to avoid.

  65. 12 months ago
    Nora Kisaragi

    I can't believe i'm about to resub to FINAL FANTASY XIV in order to create characters mindlessly on repeat, looking for the series of actions I need to join just to actually play the real FINAL FANTASY XIV, by joining Gaius as the Warrior of Darkness (pic related)

    i'll probably host a stream just to make it less boring

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ShB sucked because uhhh covid
      >EW sucked because uhhhh XVI
      >7.x because uhhhh graphics update
      >etc

      yes, and? your lucky bozja has what it has at all. The maps are emptier looking but the fates are more interesting and there's more story content than eureka had. Sorry you can't accept what's in front of your face. I'm not the one crying about a dead game, ill leave that to you xiv addicts

  66. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I fricking hate dark homosexuals it's unreal.
    >durr hurr let me provoke the boss and piss current tank and every fricking melee dps
    >derp durr what's a cd
    >cringy ass frick macros

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Bothering to hate DRK in PvE

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Frick you, not being a flaming insufferable homosexual should be the easiest thing to do in the world but they just can't help themselves.

  67. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Soon

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      WAR, so never ever.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty sure YoshiP said that the next jobs are going to be things never included in FF before.
      Which stuff like SGE has already done but whatever.

  68. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    they would have to redesign the jobs into having actual decision making involved rather than just railroaded cd123123123

  69. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    oh wow

  70. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >middle eastern sand midgets

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      cute cute cute

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >middle eastern sand midget princess

  71. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is the race that's most often piloted by """toxic""" players?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      miqo'te

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Depend what you mean by toxic, if you meant gays that start shit on purpose then that'd be au'ra, they're most often played by angsty teens.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      aura, miqote and roes

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Male cats specifically.

  72. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Suffer not the vi*ra

  73. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    y'shtola dies next msq patch

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      She teleported herself into the lifestream twice and took a killing blow from Zenos and lived. They aren't killing this character off. Most likely to die is either one of the twins or Krile.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      And Urianger lies about something, and Thancred adopts a girl, and Alisaie gets a new pet, and Alphinaud fricks up a negotiation, yes, we get it.

  74. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are you gays so eager to get a scion killed?
    Is this one of those "muh stake" thing?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      you don't understand anon. if my favorite character's aren't routinely brutalized and murdered i can't say its a MATURE, DARK game and then i'll be embarrassed if people figure out I like it 🙁

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's funny because now we're seeing what happens with exactly the opposite in XVI. I've seen such an amount of WHAT DO YOU MEAN BENEDIKTA DIES THIS FRICKING EARLY??? comments.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Thot got patrolled.

          Crystal Exarch is based. G'raha is shit.

          Graha is fine.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      The game hasn't had stakes since HsW. Also next time give me a (You)

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. If the game really wants me to think I'm going into a dangerous doomsday situation over and over, all NPCs effortlessly coming out of them unharmed every time undermines that feeling.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fantasy

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Why are you gays so eager to get a scion killed?
      i just want G'raha to stop abandoning the First, and resume his duties as leader of the Crystarium and surrogate father to Lyna. And also to never hear from him again.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Abandoning
        We get it, you irrationally hate Graha, but the man literally kept the realm afloat for 100 years.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Crystal Exarch is based. G'raha is shit.

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            I liked G'raha back in the CT questline when he was a bit of a shithead but he lost all of his spunk and turned into UWU PWECIOUS SOFTBOY after ShB.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lyna is an adult and also he couldn't even go back to the First if he wanted to.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        He didn't leave the First by choice, so pretending he's somehow abandoning his responsabilities is dumb, specially when it was always the intention that once the world was safe they'd try to get a real government system going that didn't involve him instead of just having him as dictator.
        Really could have been nicer about Lyna though, that shit was wierdly cold of him.

  75. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I do not bother with Materia, you can only tell it's even fricking doing anything if you measure it in post. Materia is poorly designed and should just be removed.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Materia is poorly designed and should be modified
      ftfy

  76. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    HER TIME *IS* NIGH

  77. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >want to feel cool so i choose a huaman type race
    >also like lalas for how funny they look on mounts and glam but they look way too goofy for MSQ and serious stuff
    I have no idea what to do....

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Do you care at all about the story
      Humanoid race
      >Do you want to be a le ebin memester from 2013
      Lala

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        I kinda care for the story. The void storyline was kinda bad so far but when i was a lala in any cutscene i just couldn't take it seriously and i didn't feel like someone powerful at all. Just a shitling that nods to everything said.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          >when i was a lala in any cutscene i just couldn't take it seriously
          I am firmly of the belief that only midlanders, elezen, and mi'qote, and female viera work in the protagonist role.

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            I mean i can buy it with the lalas but only if you're a caster. Wich i'm not.

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            but the WoL acts like a moron in her cutscenes, it makes more sense for her to look like one.

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              that's why you play a moonie anon

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              We act like NPCs if that's what you're talking about
              >proceed to punch my hand and nods

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            I can imagine any race/gender combo being protagonist except for lalas and hroths. It's not even the fact that lalas are tiny, I can perfectly imagine manlet protagonists, I've seen plenty. It's the fact that they look like cheap nendos in a world of normal proportioned humans.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          imaginationlet. literal aphantasiac

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            >i'm actually a kid that if i punch you it would be like one punch man power!
            >my imagination is so gud!!!
            I don't care about your cope, m8

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Envy

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      make a cute lalafell instead of a generic cat or lizard

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Any other race for main story
      Then do an alt character that is a lala.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      just make a cute poopnose moonie

  78. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Party member keep fricking up a mechanic
    >Politely try to explain
    >They get all pissy
    I wish this game wasn't filled to the brim with these fragile homosexuals

  79. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >CBU3 imports models and textures into FFXVI and upgrades them so they can throw them all right back into FFXIV's 7.0 graphics update and have 25% of the work done already.
    How efficient.

  80. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The rains have ceased, and we have been graced with another beautiful day. But you are not here to see it.

  81. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does the outdoor furniture make Island Sanctuary fun? Haven't touched it since 6.2

  82. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there hope for 14 now that 16 is out?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      nope, game is dead

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Next expansion announcement is literally in five weeks for XIV.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >expansion name
        >new job hint on yoshi p's shirt

        here's your fanfest bro

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >5 weeks till 7.0 announcement
        Fucccckkk 7.0 is gonna suck too.

  83. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    can you report people for stalking you in this game?

  84. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    They need to make it more clear that the Exarch died on the First and our current graha is just running around with his memories

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      They already made that very clear. There's not a lot you can do for morons.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      They did make it extremely clear. They even likened the event as a doubled sort of Rejoining, he's had an overlapped essence rejoin his soul artificially so he lives as one of the most unique mortals in the entire game now with a completely twinned paradoxical soul endowed on his mind. It actually made his soul denser, as if another Shard was Rejoined only for him and him alone.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think they said at some posterior point that it actually ended up balancing out and reduced his level back to normal with time. Not that that doesn't still mean he's special af considering he's got a gigantic crystal dildo that empowers him to a ridiculous degree.

  85. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >off tank provokes boss
    >they shirk it back
    :O

  86. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    sex with Khloe Aliapoh

  87. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I finally maxed out all my crafters and I now have full 640 crafted fully overmelded gear along with some comedy gear (also overmelded) from doing trains every week. I even have the 645 Golbez weapon.
    And yet I'm not good enough for the 660 gear. For once I actually have some of the top current BiS and I want to stay ahead of the curve for the first time since starting this game back in 2017, but I don't know anyone who plays the game and is at endgame, and I'm not good enough at the game to clear a current savage fight with randoms in Party Finder.
    1 month+ into the patch and my crafted gear is looking a whole lot less special. How do I stop being autistic about stats without being good enough at the game to even warrant such an obsession? I'm a walking anomaly here.
    Maybe I'll just bite the bullet and suffer the 200+ pulls in PF. I'm accoomulating my ilvl and I want to keep going, somehow.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >and I'm not good enough at the game to clear a current savage fight with randoms in Party Finder.

      ALL sports is harder than mmo raiding
      ALL academia is harder than memorizing some toolbox
      If you have ever played a sport, passed a college course, learned an instrument, you have done things in your life far harder than the hardest FFXIV raid. Don't be intimidated.

  88. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    This game would be better without women

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like women

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        foursome with Lyse, Lyse and Lyse

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lyselove

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Those Lyses seems a little chunky..

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Jullus got to Lyse as well
          how the hell do we stop him

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          they'd look better naked. Its fricked up, but true: fatter women look better naked, thinner women clothed.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's what happens when the war is over and the soldier stops fighting and starts delegating but continues to eat like a soldier.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          it's a mhigger failing, don't hold it against her

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            fat n white > skinny and chinese

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            >disgustin alien Lyse
            ew

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yus.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Lyse was so much better when she was pretending to be Yda, she was 100% right about her sister being more likeable

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            Love me genki girls.

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              Big and Strong

  89. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    is anyone here actually subbed?

  90. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    how do i get my friend who started playing this game and now thinks he has an online girlfriend (who he will never meet) to wake the frick up
    im pretty sure hes buying her cash shop shit and other games too

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      maybe he's into findom. don't kinkshame. you like worse

  91. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I legit love how the Baldesion Annex sometimes has Graha focused on studying and suddenly flusters when he realize you are next to him, and also Krile being told to rest by Ojika.

  92. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Boys

  93. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    anal sex with Myste

  94. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    ZERO SEXO

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can tell.

  95. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >too lazy to make an island sanctuary glam
    it really is pure suffering for you to play this game, isn't it?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      literally just use any of the IS exclusive sets

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      i forgot to change my glam before i ebically pwned that dude. also, have a proportion shot

  96. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    So, Durante has a unique face and hair model, Krile is obviously getting a new job for 7.0, think they'll be the mascots of the 7.0 jobs? Tank and Healer/Caster DPS?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Durante has a unique face and hair model
      It's just Highlander face 2 but with actual fricking eyebrows.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      C O R S A I R

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        soon

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          very cute

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        MCH is already in the game, it even has the corsair trainer

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          musketeer then, the guild is in Limsa

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            RDM is already in the game

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              yeah, but musketeer is physical scouting range/melee hybrid

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                >physical scouting range/melee hybrid
                NIN is already in the game

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Durante has a unique face and hair model
      It's just Highlander face 2 but with actual fricking eyebrows.

      Durante is a reflection of Zenos and original Golbez is a reflection of (You)
      The twist is that you two could have been friends under different circumstances

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Garlean
        >Reflection
        ...

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not disproven until ACTUALLY disproven.
          Anyways, they'll have to explain what the frick is up with Garleans at some point, right?

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't know if I believe him being a reflection of Zenos since reflections at the very least tend to resemble the original with just minor differences, like Gerolt's just having hair. I am in the camp that Golbez is one of our reflections though since they deliberately avoided giving him a voice. Since Durante is in the same cutscene it can't just be to hide that the Golbez we know has the same voice.

          He also has Zenos voice actor

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            And p10 has Fandaniel's voice actor. Your point?

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              it's all connected anon
              like webs

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              His point is that degenerates like you belong in special cells.

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            in what? Japanese? Cause it's a different VA in english

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            He does NOT.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know if I believe him being a reflection of Zenos since reflections at the very least tend to resemble the original with just minor differences, like Gerolt's just having hair. I am in the camp that Golbez is one of our reflections though since they deliberately avoided giving him a voice. Since Durante is in the same cutscene it can't just be to hide that the Golbez we know has the same voice.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          >since reflections at the very least tend to resemble the original with just minor differences
          I don't remember Ardbert having big knockers and a tail

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            I think it's only the source shards that resemble their ancient counterparts but honestly Claudien doesn't look like Eric at all besides the skin colour and Tenzen and Ramza don't look like (You) at all either.
            I think they just wanted the WoL to look like Azem and didn't care how much it contradicted anything else.

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            Not physically.

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              Which is why Durante could actually be Zenos's reflection. They've slowly established through Zero that Friendship=Trust and Zenos was all about 'friends'.
              So yeah, they're using Golbez and Durante to show that you and Zenos could've been besties under different circumstances.
              And they do that because ???

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                Zenos was not all about friends, he was all about finding something to stave off his endless boredom, the fact that you provided suitable entertainment is what made him call you a friend.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Golbez is a reflection of (You)
        Unukalhai is your reflection since early HW

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          He's not, he's Ardbert's elf friend, the caster one.

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous
            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              moronic speedreader-kun

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                >still no source

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                moronic speedreader-kun

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            If Unukalhai was our shard, we'd have realized, just like he realized as soon as he met Taynor that he was his shard from the First.

            Is he Taynor or Nyelbert now?

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              I mean he could be both, Nyelbert died ages prior going off the first's timeline

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          He's a prospective WoL but not your shard.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          If Unukalhai was our shard, we'd have realized, just like he realized as soon as he met Taynor that he was his shard from the First.

  97. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    642065976

  98. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    they need to bring Zenos back so my femwol can finally be his cumdump

  99. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    his only objective is to mental gymnastic the bad game design away from the game designers and onto a sub group of the playerbase he doesnt like so that he can continue to suckle on yoships teet

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      the trancer reveals himself to be bad at dialectic. the convocation would not be proud

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