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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I literally fell asleep reading the Fillertrail jobs.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is purple lalafen still here?

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Frick yeah dude I'm excited for Viper. Even if it's just the illusion of attacking really fast, having a job that makes supersonic sword moves is sweet. XI's dual weapon stance and one of their attacks is Exenterator too.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It look fast and that's also all I'm asking for.
      https://imgur.com/a/nfuo4HK

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        is there a post with a better look at the job gear, so far from the ones i can see they look eh

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          https://imgur.com/a/RqJP2mr
          note: a lot of helmets and hats aren't shown because the dataminer is a moron and put his au ra in the outfits

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >GNB color has gone from cool cobalt blue and orange to black and gold to black and red
            But fricking why though?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It wears black because of Squall and it has red this time because this is probably what the AF weapon is supposed to be. The first AF was only blue so you didn't look identical to Thancred, it's supposed to be white because it's a Seifer coat.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >seifer
              >squall
              >kingdom hearts squall, at a stretch
              funny you bring it up because even encyclopedia eorzea 3 mentions that "bodyguard's set is perfectly tailored to a gunbreaker's needs, so all that can really be done by tataru is a slightly different style"

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Wow a lot of these are not good.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              bad taste, only bad ones are DRK looking too close to a feast set and SAM being a rehash

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm of two minds about these, one wishes they looked a bit more different than the previous relic sets, the other doesn't mind them since you'll be able to mix and match the sets and probably get a decent result.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I'm angry because Yoshida actually said Tural themed sets were considered and they decided to just stick with the same designs again.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That's fair. We'll probably get Tural themed sets in the form of Dungeon and Tomestone sets, so it's not a total loss, but it'd be nice to Relic sets that in the theme of their expansion.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I don't remember him actually saying it, I think people inferred it from him going out of his way to randomly say "we know this shit looks the same but please understand job identity important" or something like that.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You'll still get Tural themed sets from other places in the game, just not specific job gear and it shouldn't change, job gear should always represent that job no matter where you are in the World or story.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                good, they binned a shitty tural dragoon in favor of giving me a mufuggin nidhogg set for dragoon

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            MNK and NIN look so fricking good. I'm happy.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Well time to keep battle effects disabled for another expan.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            holy hell dragoon bros we won
            and drk bros get a new sword to compete with the shadowbringer. my mains are eating good

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >drg
        damn son. that is cool as frick

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I like that DRG is still powered by Nidhogg.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the alpaca makes me laugh. dude doesn't give a frick.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the fact that I'm sitting here wondering what to do with myself during maintenance is proof that xiv has its hooks in me again after not playing for most of endwanker
    I can't tell if that's a good thing or a bad thing though

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is green lala here?

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is John Artemus here?

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm gonna try it. I'll have to try and come up with an acceptable Leo-themed glam. Any ideas?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's a full ninja turtle outfit in the game already from the Kojin quests.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Frick me running, I wasn't even aware. Thanks anon, I'm gonna dig into that whenever the DDoSing & Maintenance DP assfricking ends.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Kojin gear?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ehh. Not exactly what I was expecting, but it's probably the closest I'll get. Ideally swap the headgear for some kind of bandana.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It does have a shell

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That's a major plus in it's favor. The legs don't quite do it for me but I can't be too picky.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Ehh. Not exactly what I was expecting, but it's probably the closest I'll get. Ideally swap the headgear for some kind of bandana.

              the Vath beast tribe arm and leg armor looks scaled and reptilian. Could maybe work with the turtle shell for a more natural turtle look

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Goddamn that looks good. Do I need to do vath tribe quests to get it?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You need to reach Bloodsworn with the Vath beast tribe to buy their armor sadly, so you're in for a multi-week grind if you want that armor and haven't started with them yet.
                Getting the turtle armor also requires you to reach Sworn with the turtle beast tribe.
                I find the Vath arms and legs are really useful for various glamor concepts though, like making a demon or dragon or lizard look, since there aren't really any other natural looking monster limb type armors in the game.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah ARR and HW designs were spicier, I miss them. It's fine I'm in a grind type of mood lately, I've farmed 13 yokai weapons and got my first ARR relic weapon to pic related. Might as well do vath shit while I'm at it.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                thankfully it doesn't take much time each day to do the quests but it's going to take 29 days of doing dailies to reach bloodsworn

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                At least anon would have another reason to do the greatest beast tribe questline.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Oh shit that's a good call, thank you anon. I'm noting all this shit down.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No thanks YoshiPiss, gonna sit this one out. My FFXIV career ended with Shitwalker.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want to try out RPR, but I know I'm gonna be leveling VPR eventually. I don't want to deal with even more endgame sets to keep up.
    Not to mention I rand out of Glam plate spots

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is nude lala still here?

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Since they’re adding new dye channels, are they also gonna allow us to dye previously undyable gear?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      HAH, that's a good one

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can already dye any part on any piece of gear with penumbra 🙂

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cope that they allow it when they updated the models of the older gear I guess.

      That's a major plus in it's favor. The legs don't quite do it for me but I can't be too picky.

      You could use these legs instead if you have them

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        and it's boots.

        why is it always more DPS. its the most boring role and theres already too many

        More dps required than other jobs for content plus we just got a healer

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        and it's boots.

        [...]
        More dps required than other jobs for content plus we just got a healer

        Fricking nice, thank you.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We will be able to dye Ivalice gear one day... r-right?!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you'll get dyeable versions as dungeon gear during a filler patch

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i main ninja so yeah,but im wondering if ill end up liking viper over nin more as time goes by

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just installed. Which server is the Ganker free company on? What's a good job for my lalafell?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Crystal DC; Balmung, BLU

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Just installed.
      The game is on maintenance bro...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      have a nice day

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Marilith - Dynamis

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I guess I'll try this server and see how it goes. And I'll give WAR a try. I hear that's good on self healing.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you'll just make that server's population become 1 kekw

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            thats actually 2 because im there (sadly)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fricking moronic shill

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      > What's a good job for my lalafell?
      WAR

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >What's a good job for my lalafell?

      Gravedigger, except you jump in and bury yourself when you're done.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Primal ultros has a pretty active Ganker fc

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This is a lie, I joined Ultros with an alt and there was nothing there. No Ganker Ganker FC, and I asked you before what it was called so I could join and you wouldn't post a link to and fellowship finder on the lodestone or give the FC name or even a place where I could go to ask someone to join.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it (was) called something like golden ratio, i don't know if it's changed

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it (was) called something like golden ratio, i don't know if it's changed

          Pretty sure it was ZR.

          This guy lurks these threads.

          Lots of them do

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lalafell job is the best job

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Play through HSW and then drop the game.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Which server is the Ganker free company on?

      Actually good question. I'd join a Ganker FC if there was an EU one. I'd rather stay away from /vg/ though... too much drama and trans shit happening over there.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I've run into a few anons that post in this thread all lalas in EU so i know there are a few of us here, but Ganker guilds suck and should be avoided, they are always filled with their own twist of pathetic cringe and drama

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      modern Ganker could never play together the days of TFT etc are long over. which is weird cause i met a shit load of people who werent giant morons from other games here 10 years ago.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Give me a Gunbreaker VFX mod based on Sora.
    >Lightning Shot -> Strike Raid
    >Rough Divide -> Sonic Blade
    >Gnashing Fang + Continuation -> Ars Arcanum
    >Bloodfest/Draw & Junction -> card refresh from Chain of Memories
    >Fated Circle -> Ripple Drive
    >Sonic Break -> Gravity Break
    >Bow Shock -> Thundaga
    >Burst Strike + Hypervelocity -> Hurricane Blast + Hurricane Period
    >Blasting Zone -> Blitz
    >Demon Slice + Demon Slaughter -> Vortex + Stun Impact
    >Double Down -> Zantetsuken
    >Camouflage -> Aero
    >Nebula -> Aeroga
    >Aurora -> Cure
    >Heart of Light -> Protega
    >Heart of Corundum -> Reflega
    >Superbolide -> Once More

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Here's a PLD one

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why is it always more DPS. its the most boring role and theres already too many

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Beastmaster

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lyon and his apprentice coming back to teach us Beastmaster when

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They’d have to make Bozja mandatory

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You say that but Gaia appears in MSQ without Eden as a requirement

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            gaia doesn't appear in MSQ unless you've cleared eden

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Really? Wasn't there a fuss about that not being the case? Did Ganker lie to me

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i did msq to 6.55 beore clearing eden

                There was a text reference to her in 6.4 or 6.5 when you meet up with ryne but she doesn't actually appear.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >finally want to play
    >maint
    every fricking time man

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is VPR's icon 2099's face?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's two snake fangs and also hands clenched on the handles of two swords

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's two snake fangs and also hands clenched on the handles of two swords

      It's a transformer insignia

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >when your job is More Than Meets The Eye

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >movie 2099
      yuck

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wonder if Viper will lose those holes like Sage did

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      oh my g*d, it's le triggering my epic trypophobia! aaaaaa! my anxiety is so high right now i can't even.... ugh... i'm so phobic i just can't today i need to sit down....

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I have actual anxiety issues and even I think this is moronic. Did this really upset some fricking nutcase?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I seriously can’t believe people were concerned about the icon on the left. I’m 100% sure it was an elaborate troll.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It was a shit test, to see how receptive the dev team is to the usual tactics.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Might have been the dumbest thing this came has ever done. Even dumber than Criterion Savage having no reward

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why were the holes bad but they kept the hole on the bottom one?

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hagmet

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >maint
    >on onsal day

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >VPR's icon has a double meaning
    Kino job confirmed

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's no double meaning, the cope about it being dual swords is just cope

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I bet you didn’t pick up that the Viper’s LB3 is a snake coiling around the target and biting down on it.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What do you think that has to do with anything?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The two fangs represent the two swords stabbing downwards like the final hit of the LB3

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Nope, Viper uses straight swords.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Not in the benchmark if you use one of the GC outfits

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Anon doesn't know what snake fangs are. Grim

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the RDM icon is both a rapier, and a combination of the BLM and WHM icons

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Most job icons have a double or even triple meaning
      >DRG is a spear-head pointing down (Jump) and a dragon head
      >DRK is a stylized greatsword, the soul crystal is shaped like a choppy heart
      >RDM is a combination of the BLM and WHM designs spun upside-down to depict a rapier
      >AST depicts two cards and a shooting star
      >Both NIN's symbol and its actual soul crystal depict a shuriken
      >SCH and SMN's crystals are the same crystal flipped upside-down
      >mass manufactured or otherwise readily available soul crystals like MCH, BLU, and AST are much more regularly shaped than ones not typically available like DRG, MNK, BLM or WAR

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >GNB is a head-on view of a gunblade and also a crosshair being split in half
        KINOOOOOOOOOO

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It most resembles a bismuth crystal in shape too

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No I will play Bard again

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Hollow holes
    OH NO MY TRYPOPHOBIA IM GOING INSANEEE AHHHHHH

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just give me an anime fanservice quest on the beach with Y'Shtola and Alisaie. homosexuals and Fujos got sweaty Estinien.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >shitola and diaperwife
      Is there a worse opinion?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah. Yours.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >gay sword combining
    no

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've wanted to be able to two sword like rauhbahn for years and the fact that they're giving it a bunch of trance shit instead of literally just being western rogue/generic two sword dps man reignited my hype in what I thought was going to be a bullshit obligation job the devs don't actually care about - like how reaper was just finally giving FF11 drkgays a bone

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    what pinklala looks like when i'm done with her

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i've done 30 fricking runs of ghimlyt dark to get the scouting jacket to no success

    yeah I know there's a crafted version but it dyes like shit

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >another generic melee 1-2-3 class

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i will main pictomancer because the spell effects are cute

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What brand of diapers do you use sis?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        two huggies stitched together

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        um what

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        None, I shit myself and let others clean it up.

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is tank anxiety real
    I always thought you just kinda do it and if you frick up you know for next time

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's real for redditors who have spines made of jelly and skin made of tissue paper, who have never learned to fail because they've never been allowed to.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. Am an anon with moronicly bad anxiety. I was genuinely too scared to try healing and tanking for ages because I didn't want to frick up and ruin everyone elses experience. I eventually sorted it out and have even done some savage raids on-content as a healer, but yeah. morons like us exist.

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    There you are. Now that I have you, you will share your modlist. Immediately.

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wish people on here talked more in cities and stuff, everyone is too involved in discord or something

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Go to Balmung. You might not always see /say but you sure as hell can get a lot of /tells going.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I dont want to erp

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Just have to weed 'em out, man. There's regular conversations happening on Balmung all the time.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Go to the gay worlds. They talk in chat a lot.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      World visiting killed this. Now everybody who talks just goes to Balmeme and shitposts in Limsa/Uldah

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        take them back, we don't want them
        they fed the fricking IMVU modbeast crisis and cry and moan if you tell them to go back to their own shithole servers and stop polluting ours

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I wouldn't even think mods are so bad if people didn't treat the game like second life and make their characters some kind of ridiculous self insert for their fetishes

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I dont even care about that cuz I don’t use mare so I don’t even see it

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nope, Relm job. Always rep FFVI.

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No, I started as a pld main and will stay a pld main

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I switched to WAR for a while cause you did more damage and mitigation for less work. Then they buffed them came that one patch after EW and I switched back to PLD. Rotation seems more fun, too. I can tell they streamlined it.

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no but Picto will be my first 90-100 dps
    always liked Relm as a character even though I knew nothing about stats and espers and all that trash. I just thought her sprite was cute and Sketch was cool.
    I think they're kinda playing up the cutesy aspect of Picto a bit too much though lol - but it was to be expected
    Art's much more than bright poppy colors and good vibes. not asking for EXTREME BLOOD RED EDGE or anything, but... I know it's not gonna happen because despite FFXIV raking in mountains of cash they use that to fund other projects so dedicated questlines for each job? lol never again, too much effort, small indie studio prease undastando xD
    extra sucks because Stormblood's AST questline was ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why are all the thread troll memes from like, late heavensward
    we're referencing fricking diapers, come on son

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like I'm starting another collection.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you're starting a collection of people noticing you repeat shitposts a lot?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Actually I'm starting a collection of you repeating the same things over and over again.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That is an oddly specific complaint and you have an oddly specific memory to take a screenshot of it. You are incredibly suspect to be present for and remember both of these things, let alone accuse anyone else of repeating themselves.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's really not hard to notice you saying the same things over and over again. I know you think pattern recognition is some kind of incredible superpower but for a human being (me) it comes naturally.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >your own patterns are weird
            >u mad? u jelly of my pattern recognition?
            What.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >ugh you're like so weird for pointing out how weird i am????
              Keep squirming and maybe you'll land on a better cope.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >no u! no u! always four punctuation marks for strawmen btw work on that
                Whatever altchan you came from is not sending their best.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >always four punctuation marks for strawmen
                This is really sad, you're trying so hard to 'no u' me and it's just not landing. Head on back to resetera and get some new canned responses.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >ugh you're like so weird for pointing out how weird i am????
                Keep squirming and maybe you'll land on a better cope.

                he do be having you pinned down with the four punctuation marks

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                There's not a single piece of punctuation in that image. I'm sorry but your delusions don't match reality.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He's probably the wuk/kate spammer that was in the Palworld threads.
                Also saw the same Wuk noose image in a stellar blade thread earlier, wish I saved it.

                But yeah he's definitely a shartygay.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                guy that noticed he uses !!!! or ???? for ebin shitposts is going to scratch at his brain for the next four months

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >He's probably the wuk/kate spammer that was in the Palworld threads.
                I'll start a collection for this one too.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      These threads are full of diapergays though.

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No, VIP looking boring and as rote as any job already. PIC might be the same but at least it isn’t obvious yet.

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’m almost done with arr. I’m praying these running back and forth quests never show up again

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hahaha.
      hahahahahahahaha.
      hahahaha!
      (You) poor unfortunate soul.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Frick that. I don’t have patience for this then. Would rather just do a story skip so I can do the dungeons and stuff

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Then you'll complain you don't know what's going on or why you're at any of the dungeons. Tough it out or frick off, not much else to say

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No I wouldn’t. I just want to do the dungeons and fight the bosses. Don’t care about the story at all

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why does fino fano have the worst trolling scene of any MMO I've played, you've got this weird Black person thinking nobody notices he brings up diaper drama from almost ten years ago

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are women so weak?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I have no idea. He's not even that interesting of a character and its handled so goofy to. WOW THIS CHARACTER INTRODUCED IN THIS EXPANSION DIED OMG

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >WOW THIS CHARACTER INTRODUCED IN THIS EXPANSION DIED OMG
        You meet him mid ARR moron.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >literal raccoon tears to beg for attention from xivvie simps
      typical f*moid behavior, nothing to see here

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I have no idea. He's not even that interesting of a character and its handled so goofy to. WOW THIS CHARACTER INTRODUCED IN THIS EXPANSION DIED OMG

      >Why is a content creator farming reactions from a community that is heavily known for watching MSQ reactions and making people rich who do it well
      I don't know Anons, its a complete mystery.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        dog I dont know about every literal who "content creator" that gets posted. my bad.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >rich
        how fricking poor are you?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Rich Campbell made $3million in a single year of playing ff14.
          Pyro made $300k from playing msq
          Grinding gear have made close to $500k from playing ff14 msq
          Preach has made £400k from playing ff14 msq
          Asmongold in the two months of playing ff14 made as much as $1million.
          How rich are you that you don't consider that wealthy?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Is that why Xeno let Rich frick Spudsy while he watches? Because he wanted some of that money and that's why they arranged the smelly meeting?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Is it true you're being sued by Xeno, Desolance?
              Why is NA so filled with terminally online people like you?
              https://www.youtube.com/@DesolanceHimself/videos

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                can we not idolize streamers, thanks, go talk about it on another website

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Xeno lost the lawsuit, the entire case didn't even make it to court before the judge threw it out. Total Desolance victory.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Holy schizo

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Xeno is a little dude that's apparently into cuckoldry.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            please come back rich campbell, we need a good ff14 streamer again

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              He got invited to the media tour.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                We are so back

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do I look like a pleb?

    I'm going to be a Pictomancer through DawnTrail.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Playing as DPS in new expansions that add DPS sucks because the queue times are really long for everything. Not a big deal if you have a group of friends to do everything with though

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >the queue times
        The only thing you'll have to queue for is the final story trial, 80-90 you can just bozja spam and all the story dungeons and two of three trials will have duty support

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are XIV threads filled with twittergays? It's really annoying and I'm tired of them.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry anon but our most resident twittergay is insane and KaiyokoStar's diaper drama has lived in his mind without paying rent since it happened years and years ago

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >KaiyokoStar's diaper

        ...tell me more.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          KaiyokoStar commissioned art of both their character and Khloe Aliapoh in diapers.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Can someone please explain to me what the frick people like about diapers? Is it just about stewing in your own fricking bodily waste?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              They're insane and disgusting and they know they're such failures deep inside that they turn their shame into a paraphilia centered around regressing back into a baby, same reason they're also mommygays.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Many fetishes just come down to a core common fetish for degradation/humiliation. The point is that someone who wears a diaper is infantilized; like a child they're treated as stupid and not having control over themselves.

              This humiliation and degradation is also the core for many peoples love of interracial porn, of scat porn, and many other kinds of porn that just make you scratch your head at why anyone would like it.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I once saw an anon try to justify it with "hey everyone wants to get their dick wet, this is just a different way" and didn't understand that's a figure of speech and that the "wet" part isn't really the specific main appeal of sex.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                it sounds like they were making a joke and you have autism

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No I think the diapergay had autism.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >get their dick wet
                >by literally just rubbing it into a piss-soaked diaper

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You can't explain fetishes. by definition they're not sexual and don't make any sense.

              Should also be noted that there's a myriad of reasons they'd do diapers, and most people don't even use them

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Well shit. I don't know what I was expecting but I guess people will have weird fetishes... wasn't Kaiyoko a girl though?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >wasn't Kaiyoko a girl though?
              lol no, he just roleplays as a girl. This is him and his wife Nariko who now works as a community manager at SE

              >making fun of me means you're mad
              YEP
              IT'S REAL XIV HOURS

              >i'm not reddit but i know all about it
              Now cry about the sharty again so you can accidentally let it slip that you know how long child porn stays up there

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They are NA community managers, don't mix them in with my UK/ EU community managers. They don't mix with each other.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous
            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              KaiyokoStar commissioned art of both their character and Khloe Aliapoh in diapers.

              if they just commissioned Khloe porn they would be based but it being diaper porn makes them cringe homosexuals

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              i mean they'er right
              i hate twitter and the fact he's a diapergay makes him a degenerate but he's right about it being fiction

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I mostly just think it's funny that Kaiyoko opens by saying it was an old thing that they regret now, and then all their defenders leapt in with the "there's nothing to regret" approach instead of following the lead with "it's good that you've changed"

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Au Ra
                Was type A, then became Type D upon reaching SB.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm every type of lalafell

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm a type A Femzen who sometimes turns into a type D when my eyes turn red.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Type B Hyur for sure

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I look like that guy on the left, except I have green eyes.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Hat included?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Hyur, Type A, Sub-type C. I'm usually fairly nice and patient, but when I play drunk I am a massive prick.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >completely random seethe about trannies in the Viera column

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Roe Type D but I'm actually funny.
                Sometimes I play naked Hrothgars.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >lalafell
                A smidge of A and C, but barely talk at all.
                I mainly just quietly seethe at general human stupidity.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Viera Type A (Male Only)
                >The new primary race for trannies
                How did he get away with this?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah I hate gays, it's true.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >redditors chase lalafell modders into hiding and have schizo attacks when people find Ryne attractive
              >their fashion report darling commissions e-girl diaper porn and suddenly it's just fictional bro

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Fashion report darling
                She's married to one of the NA community managers. I think it's scummy as frick that she knows the fashion report because of who she's married to and is able to leverage that for building a fanbase from the community.
                What if you don't use twatter and don't look at those weirdos?
                How have people been ok with the wife of the CM being the one who leaks the fashion report for years?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >she
                >she
                >she
                >she
                >she
                >wife
                Anyway all he actually does is take work from other people and paste it onto a template and then post it on reddit

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I stand corrected on the sex, but the question still remains. How is that ok that this homosexual has been the one to know the fashion report because he's an insider and the rest of us have to eat shit trying to figure it out if we don't use social media?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Because he doesn't get any of it from insider info, he steals it from a discord that actually does the work figuring out what each hint means and what the point values are for each piece of gear. He just takes their work and claims it for himself. He's been doing it since before his wife got hired by SE.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Is this the same guy because he does it as well and makes a Youtube video out of it which brings him revenue. I want to see how deep this rabbithole goes.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Is this the same guy
                I don't know, I don't really watch youtubers. I was in a discord back when fashion report was new so I could get the answers and on Tuesday there were always a handful of guys running calculations and shit and Kaiyoko was always lurking in there ready to steal their work and throw it on reddit for clout.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                So Kaiyoko uses them for clout and Meoni uses them for Youtube revenue.
                Is it a case that people don't really care that they do this or it's never really came to a point where people have been pissed off enough that these guys keep taking what they do and making content/ money from?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Different person.

                There is something to be said about how Kaiyoko puts it into a very readable template and graphic for people to use.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                yeah people that pretend making info easily digestible should be maligned are fricking whack in the head, same genre of person that thinks command line tools are king and GUIs are for nerds and morons

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Different person.

                There is something to be said about how Kaiyoko puts it into a very readable template and graphic for people to use.

                Hi Kaiyoko

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Sorry, try again.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Ganker X

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The Ryne thing pisses me off the most because the game intentionally sexualizes her, but that's okay for some mental backflip reason
                Don't look at the naked Ryne

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >KaiyokoStar commissioned art of both their character and Khloe Aliapoh in diapers.
            How was he not completley ran out of the community and his wife fired from his job as CM over this? Does FFXIV community tolerate pedophiles?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              you're tolerated in the community, why wouldn't they tolerate kaiyoko

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Because he posts the fashion report on reddit so he's immune. But god help you if you say Ryne is hot.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Kaiyoko, we're not gonna stop making fun of you and reminding the reddit tourists of what you did.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The reddit tourists hang onto it harder than anyone else at shitpostxiv what the frick are you talking about

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >making fun of me means you're mad
            YEP
            IT'S REAL XIV HOURS

            >i'm not reddit but i know all about it
            Now cry about the sharty again so you can accidentally let it slip that you know how long child porn stays up there

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It’s a shame that I never got people seething about my comms 24/7. And I’ve tried to be infamous.
          Y’know what finally got me banned from the Reddit? Saying that FCs that advertise “LGBT Friendly” usually have the most drama and most toxicity.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            same, I caught a three-day ban for saying that the overwhelming majority of guilds in any game are LGBT-friendly because nobody gives a shit

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You're one of them too. Shut up.

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    LET
    ME
    IN

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tree, but also frick. Have they addressed today's DDOS attack?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >today's DDOS attack
      qrd?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Game has been DDOS'd all day on all servers/ Datacenters.

        yes, almost immediately https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/news/detail/bdf23a5692dea624fbb355bc220248de7dec4ad8

        Thank you anon.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yes, almost immediately https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/news/detail/bdf23a5692dea624fbb355bc220248de7dec4ad8

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Game has been DDOS'd all day on all servers/ Datacenters.

        [...]
        Thank you anon.

        >Game has been DDOS'd all day on all servers/ Datacenters.
        Ahh, feels like the good old days again.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it's definitely new expac season, DDOSes always ramp up whenever media tour is about to hit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tree Ex Dee
      Wish there was a funky effect when you got it but thatd just piss people off

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The class with dual wielding swords, always.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      WH40K grimdark doesn't fit with Final Fantasy, although we are getting a twin sword class with Viper.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's promotional artwork for Warhammer online's first expansion which included two new classes; Choppa and Slayer.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's a shame it failed, I love WH40K and would have really enjoyed a second mmo in that setting while FF14 is in drought months.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Warhammer online was Fantasy battles. There's still a decently populated private server, but it's heavily group PvP oriented. None of the PvE content is worth doing.

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Unironically calling it "the sharty"
    So unbearably cringe.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      are you mad i'm deadnaming it? do you think anyone should respect a website whose population is half 12 year old children and half 36 year old groomer?

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >start crafting ALC relic
    >game gets DDOS'd
    Thanks for saving me from doing that autism again, hackers

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder how amaurot will look with the new engine and all that

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i'm excited to see how binding coils and eureka look

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is every instance and boss getting updated? I don’t know why I thought it was just character models and overworld areas.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          unspecified beyond "all environments" to my memory, and even this is an assumption since heavensward areas, specifically, were shown off. i would go back and check but i don't feel like sifting through an hour or two long liveletter

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Specific things probably won't get model mesh updates, but everything should look different with the changes to lighting and materials.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it'll probably be a revamp over the whole patch cycle

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I still don't believe there was an actual ddos, I think the hamster powering the servers just died

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Palworld won

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >accidentally reveals that he's the one posting it in palworld threads to try and deflect from people talking about sena
      Big oopsie sis!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm Palworld Jack there is nothing accidental about it.

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm going to main beastmaster.

    Still I wish they added a pirate class instead. Viper just seems so plain. At least with reaper we got to be an edgy scythe wielder with a void stand and transformations. Viper is just... a guy with two swords that he can put together to become... a guy with two swords. Maybe his playstyle will be fun but with how simplified most of the jobs are becoming I doubt it will really be anything unique.

    Also I miss tank stance. Just puttin it out there

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can't "main" a limited class. You won't be able to use the class for any relevant content. You'll have to do the main story quest and endgame content with a real main.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yes I have in fact been playing ff14 an expansion behind as Blue Mage, and not caring about current content for the past 5 years, how could you tell?

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want more healing and tanking jobs
    i get more DPS jobs
    i
    do
    not
    give
    a
    shit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      DPS gets more attention on average, so I'm not too surprised they're doing a blowout for the role. Don't worry, we'll get another healer in 11.0

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      maybe they should just make the shitty healing jobs they have now more interesting. You could probably say that for about 90% of the jobs actually. Probably won't happen though because "hardcore" raid gays cried so hard about pumping damage every 2 minutes or whatever.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'd be happy if we had more than just the one singular tank and healer job.
      Remember back when PLD and WAR were different classes instead of just reskins of the same class with the same rotations? Remember when SCH played differently from WHM? I miss those days.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I miss the days of power SCH but that's never returning

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I got to experience this for like a month before they changed it, and it was the most fun month ever.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        remember when AST was actually kind of good for like a patch or two?
        now just mash more buttons, monkey.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        by the time the game ends every tank is just gonna spam fell cleaves for their entire rotation

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This is unacceptable, only WAR should be allowed to be that based
          PLD should be gays that flash people with their tiny sword and blind them

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            PLD blinding and WHM stunning? Sorry anon but you didn't beat this dungeon.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              WHM can still chain stun their way through entire dungeons, it's pretty much the only actually unique feature a class has in the game at this point.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Waiting for the shadowbab meltdowns from this post.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Remember back when PLD and WAR were different classes
        Remember when WAR was badly suited for tanking so they made it more like PLD so that it could tank? That was 2.1. It was all over from that moment.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We have enough tank and healer jobs. We only need to make them stand apart more. And above all else, give healers more dps options, holy shit, ONE BUTTON to press ad nauseam? Really?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        we have one of each that is worth a shit, and you just described why only those are worth a shit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wow me too i can’t wait for another glarespammer with a trillion healing cds

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Stop trying to cause reddit drama, i need that homosexuals fashion reports for ez 60k MGP every week.

  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Meme that MCH is gonna get an upgraded drill and that's it
    >Benchmark trailer
    >Upgraded Drill is the move shown off
    They actually have no more ideas for this job.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's more chance that it's a combo action off Chainsaw since it's aoe and throw a saw blade that explode.
      So yes more 600 potency slop.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they never intended to

      everyone who imagined shb mch to be a base to build of off was a deluded coper, same with nusmn in dawntrail

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Give them Safety Bit, works like Holmgang but targetable on another person.
      No I do not care about parsetroony shit before you respond to me about "muh balance".

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Parsegays are the whole reason why 14 is the most boring MMO to play.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I hate how things they add to the jobs these days always must be "balanced".
        No one get anything unique anymore.
        Or if they were unique they have to be changed to be on par with the others (see PLD).

        Boy I sure love all the tanks having their own version of fell cleave now.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Preferable to excluding jobs from content because they can't compete

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Sounds like a parsetroony problem, just don't play with them.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It's not a parsetroony problem. They don't dumb the game down for the top players because the top players can just adjust and switch. They do it for party finder keyboard warriors who don't understand anything but like to pretend they do.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >They don't dumb the game down for the top players
                LOL, yes they do. Because the 'top players' are the only ones who care about that shit. Casuals barely even know what a rotation is and don't give a shit about balance or what's powerful or what the meta is, they just play what they want to play. The people shitting themselves over minute differences between jobs are trannies from the Balance discord who think their favorite job is unviable if it does 2% less dps than anything else.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Whatever you say free thinker
                I bet you don't even do any content harder than island sanctuary

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Actually I do, parsetroony. You are a disease and suck all the fun out of the game with your insane speedrun autism.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Didn't MCH or some other job get excluded from stuff in EW?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              P8S excluded a lot of classes from week 1 and 2 parties

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Look, I understand that.
            I was there in HW when PLD simply couldn't fricking compete with WAR and DRK.
            Heck my group tank was a fricking PLD that I had to babysit as a SCH.

            But there must be some sort of balance between uniqueness and "everyone has the same kit".

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Who cares?
            I LIKED the old AST who was playing a literal card game, because sometimes, success just isn't in the cards.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              RNG isn't fun for parsetrannies tho.
              That's why RNG was gutted out of AST, BRD and even DNC too since the introduction of flourish.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              i wish DRK could use hp after mp is used up and gain a small damage bonus for doing so

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Frick no.
                Can you imagine the amount of shitters that would fricking destroy queues because of it?
                We already have people saying that "DRK can't tank in dungeons".

                It would be just another STR accessories tank situation all over again.

  57. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I realize this game has fully fricking grabbed me cause I haven't been able to play any other game for more than 10 minutes today between ddos and maint all I want is my fix of making numbers go up while looking at lizgirls

  58. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    everyone but me is gay and lame

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Back to /vg/ moron

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i know who you are

  59. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Almost time for the best part of pre-expansion period. Mr. Brappy going postal when people leak stuff before he can make a video on it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Next week is going to be busy, new events, media tour starts and a live letter all in a very short period, are you ready for the shit posting?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Whens the job trailer?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The 16th

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        man the moogle awards this time are so lame

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          have the showed what round 2's rewards are?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It was datamined.
            The only interesting thing is the lv90 stackable maps.
            https://ffxivcollect.com/tomestones/genesis%20ii

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Wow, I was looking forward to doing the moogle treasure hunt too. Coming back to catch up for DT. I get fricked as I have most items already. Guess, I'll have to figure out something else to grind.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              damn the only thing that's interesting that i don't have there is the monke

              guess it will be MGP time

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              That's a shame. At the very least, it should be enough MGP to finally get that Cloud Strife card and a couple mounts.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                lalaf

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              NOOOO THE PLEBS DONT DESERVE MY CRAFTING WOLF FOR 0 EFFORT

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm really looking forward to the leaks too.
      It's always fun to see what's new and what not.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This guy lurks these threads.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I highly doubt we get leaks this time around considering how much that one WoW b***h fricked up her leaks.

  60. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They have no idea what to So what is NINs future now that all cool physical moves are going towards VPR? Will it just be a complete magic class that spams mudra?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Will it just be a complete magic class that spams mudra?
      That's already what is it no?
      Their only physical mudra attack is Fuma shuriken, and it lost its niche when slashing resistance was deleted off the game.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why are you acting like mudras are bad? Raijin is the best fricking thing they've added to ninja in ages, they just need to fix some of the clunk of it.

  61. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Get your Dawntrail leaks here

    If your job doesn't already have one of these abilities then it's probably getting it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I miss when FFXI would make trailers for the smallest stuff.

      ?si=ubdJ2o4HMmVyMZoM

      ?si=LULZI9HrjZ9Pgh2xL

      ?si=kqIpSshMbPjYojMy

      ?si=WpcrZzS2aaFDC0tU

      ?si=NO-lHXN25XcHm2rv

      ?si=4ssf6QRN0LZwr4je

      ?si=KrTnBj5PG-3Al9ya

      Hell, I miss when they made trailers.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Resolution
        That's the new DRK skill

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Resolution
        That's the new DRK skill

        neato. Wish we got the flip.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Isn't only mithra that did a flip when using it?

          >establishes herself as the actual cecil in XIV's world
          She fricking wishes. Cylva is the actual Cecil. Zero's journey was completely unearned. Cecil's journey is one about redemption, and Zero had no redemption to seek.

          this anon yapping while Zero rips a huge fart in his face. GIWIWY

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >while Zero rips a huge fart in his face
            what did he mean by this

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Zero farting in that anon's face because he's talking too much. Which I wish would happen to me tbh.

  62. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >this is what a multi dollar company releases in 2024 as "new content"

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      looks great, can't wait to play it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oh yeah dude, that's their only attack that they will spam constantly, it's totally it dude, not acceptable dude.
      We should do a boycott dude.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's Pearl

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Pearl is Holy, anon. The moron translation team pretends that the lack of ara/aga/aja spell names is because numbered spells are some kind of "throwback" despite them not using other old name schemes like ice, bolt/lit, rub, doom, nuke, pearl, etc.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Pearl is Holy
          I'm aware. They're still going to call the Pictomancer spell Pearl as a callback to the game Pictomancer is from. The balls look like pearls, are colored like pearls, and it's clearly their AoE spell so it's their snatched version of Holy like their other spells are stolen from BLM.
          >The moron translation team pretends that the lack of ara/aga/aja spell names is because numbered spells are some kind of "throwback"
          No, it's because they were told that the suffixes would be too confusing for WoWrats while they were preparing ARR.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >old name schemes
          most of those where done due to byte limit in the game code, translators had 4 letter to write a translation for lightning. Same reason you have fenix downs and spells and items with no spaces

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          in fairness kingdom hearts later uses pearl as a minor version of holy and makes a distinction between the two

  63. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You should all stop making fun of Kaiyoko. None of you have as much value to the community as her.

  64. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    im so sick of this game. we need a new mmo. ff17 when?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tanaka's redemption

  65. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Each class has a gimmick what is going to be PCT's gimmick?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      mixing paints and spell chains

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For one, it's PIC, not "PCT".
      For two, how the frick should we know?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's PTM

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          VPR and PIC have already been datamined, but whatever row your boat I guess.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            VIP and PTM, cope.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      pretty sure it's will use basic rotation to build up some meter and you can then unleash it for effects depending how much of the meter you spend, kinda of like a cross of SAM and RDM

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      After seeing the rock spell, which had fairly normal brown looking rocks, had distinct yellow paint strokes behind it, I'm guessing it'll be color mixing.
      >Cast Fire
      >Get a red token
      >Cast Ice
      >Get a blue token
      >Spend red and blue token to cast thunder
      >Get a purple Token

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      According to Yoshida it will revolve around using smaller casts to shorten the cast-time of big frick-off casts, and notably in the initial reveal there's a buff simultaneously lost and gained when using elemental magic cribbed from BLM/WHM, so it seems to have some kind of priority, stance, or defined spell chain system. Somewhere between RDM and BLM is my guess

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Now to see if dps wise it will be "bellow RDM trash" or "above SMN/RDM but still with a party buff bull".

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It'll be above RDM, it won't have a res. SMN won't have a res either.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If they take rez off SMN they better buff its damage.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >it will revolve around using smaller casts to shorten the cast-time of big frick-off casts
        so... RDM again?
        except this time it's just shorter casts and not instant casts
        and you get a moogle dicklaser instead of a flashy melee combo

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Okay you better sit down cuz this is CUHRAZY. So when they cast a spell the build a meter. And then they can use that meter to use big moves. And every 2 minutes they get to use all their buffs for huge damage!!!

  66. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yeah pretty much. Going to be maining viper and never changing my job until the game shuts down. This has been my dream job for any MMO. Dual wielding combat rogue type that can combine weps is fricking awesome.

  67. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I'm embarrassed to admit that I've been playing for a long time but only recent found out that naked male Roes in Limsa are a thing called "Anti-weeb police". When I found that out I thought it great, I've seen these guys around before but didn't know why they were doing it.

  68. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    every single xiv eceleb is a troony and/or egotistical groomer except MrBrappy who fitmaxxed from a fatass to being shredded after his wife divorced him

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >xiv eceleb
      How can they be a celeb when nobody has heard of them?

  69. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do Amerifats actually get upset over heterosexual men lusting for Ryne and Alisaie?

  70. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    LET ME PLAY I WANT TO PLAY

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      5 more hours, get fricked chud

  71. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    But more importantly, how will VPR and PIC fare in PvP? Will they shake up frontlines? Will they add to the current cancer, or be completely irrelevant to it? Will they create a new cancer (doubt)?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Until they fix all the PVP exploits, who gives a frick?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      my best guess for viper is just being a rapid harrier in PvP, the only real thing we have to go off of is that it's dissidia zidane for flavor and will probably behave as such. maybe a trance system?
      pictomancer is a total unknown since "traditionally" it's a shittier beastmaster

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But more importantly, how will VPR and PIC fare in PvP? Will they shake up frontlines? Will they add to the current cancer, or be completely irrelevant to it? Will they create a new cancer (doubt)?

        PIC can paint a copy of a targeted enemy and it uses a random skill, if the enemy's LB is full there's a chance to use their LB.
        LB is Paint Brachiosaur, conjures a Brachiosaur that casts the classic FF Meteor (random amount of hits for random damage on each target hit, or causing a spam of small AoEs in the affected area)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      When you take into account that every melee DPS has some sort of dash/teleport, you can probably guess that VPR will probably be a melee harasser kinda like MNK.
      Honestly I don't really know what sort of PVP niche they can give it since Assassin (MNK), Executor (NIN), Brawler (RPR), and whatever SAM is supposed to be have already been taken.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        SAM is one shot cheese or feed.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What a dumb question, they have to be broken to incentivize free players to buy the expansion.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh yeah because SGE and RPR were super broken in 6.1 right?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >pvp

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They will be much more fun and streamlined than their pve counterparts

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      VPR does good single target damage and has a huge obvious tell when he switches over to polearm mode and starts doing AOE damage. maybe the polearm is part of his limit break like Enshroud.
      PIC gets three mini kits copying GNB's thing where they can select a role and get abilities relating to that role. limit break does all three effects with the one matching the current role magnified

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Full Assassin ala MNK with a single target LB or harasser like NIN?

  72. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I will main wife Yugiri

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hien's used goods

  73. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is ff9 worth playing while I wait for maintenance?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the combat system and battle load times are SLOW as FRICK but it's an excellent FF game

  74. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Breedable.

  75. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lalafell are adults no matter what twitrannies try to say. Ryne and Alisae are legal. Seethe, Black folk.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      thanks for sharing

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if you look at this and see an adult then you are correct

      doesn't mean she doesn't need correction though

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        When you upgrading that stone age PC, broccoli? Too poor?
        don't worry I'll be the guy to respond to you in this thread feel honored

  76. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can't believe XIV is fricking dead... I just resubbed yesterday......

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it should be back tomorrow. tonight is maintenance.

  77. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    VPR gonna bite people and have poison dots?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I still have it on my NIN hotbar.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I miss it
        it was worthless but I miss it

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's not a dot, that's an ability that just got applied automatically after a point tho

  78. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how long is the maintenance?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      4 more hours

  79. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >7900 XT arrives wednesday
    dawntrail gon be litty

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based hope you enjoy it.
      I had to upgrade and the only option for me was a 4060 which I know it gets shit on but I was on track to head into DT with an RX 560 2gb kek. This is like heaven compared to that.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        currently running an RX 5700 from XFX which has been a very faithful card and i'm going to keep it as a backup, i personally am going team red on basically anything from here on because i'm still pissed nvidia ran EVGA out of the market

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I prefer AMD as well.
          I also think their control panel is much better than Nvidia's which seems to have never been updated in over a decade.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based hope you enjoy it.
      I had to upgrade and the only option for me was a 4060 which I know it gets shit on but I was on track to head into DT with an RX 560 2gb kek. This is like heaven compared to that.

      Based upgrade lads wanting to experience DT in the best possible way they can.
      I upgraded from a 1050ti to a 3060, I'll probably get a 4090 next year, I focused more on the CPU, getting a 7900x I know what you're thinking a weak gpu paired with that doesn't seem to match, but it leaves me room to upgrade in future for now I'm happy with the 3060.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        3060 should still be enough to max Dawntrail I'd think. My cope is that 4090s will drop when the next generation hits but who knows with how things go nowadays

  80. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tell me your favorite non player, non main character, non frequent side character NPC.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Does Ardbert count?
      If not then Riol

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The gay lalafell

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's either him or Arenvald.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      her

      she was extremely sassy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The lala from the CUL quest line who thirsts for catboy wiener.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >later CUL quests leave it ambiguous on whether she's broken it off with him or not because he doesn't respond to letters

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Love triumphs, anon. They'll make it.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            She did get a housecat and name it after him........

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Some women just love boneheads. That cat and mouse game they have probably only entices the lala more.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I love that place. A cute lala/cat romance and plenty of cute lady pirates.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not sure if he counts or not.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For me, it's Hoary Boulder

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Zero is my favorite anything.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >kicks unukalhai and cylva both down and takes their lunch money
        >establishes herself as the actual cecil in XIV's world
        >loves food so spicy it gives your character a debuff
        >doesn't elaborate on the foreshadowing statue in her domain of what is clearly you in paladin artifact as a representation of her own heroic potential

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Zero is my favorite anything.

          Zero was the worst thing to happen to XIV over the last 3 expansions.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            sorry the twink and the bar prostitute didn't turn out to be cecil anon

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Best** she also stands to reason that boring shit xenos won't ever return. Got so sick of that homosexual.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              sorry the twink and the bar prostitute didn't turn out to be cecil anon

              A random npc that has never done anything of worth is not interesting, sorry. I'd rather take the actual shadowkeeper that has a history that mirrors Golbez and his plan and means something to the setting.

              Boring, at least Zero existing means the void is done with, we will never have to go back there again.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Wronnnnnng, we'll most likely be helping them rebuild the void as the new foray.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Also when she acted like a fricking c**t to y'shitla when doing the aether trade.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >establishes herself as the actual cecil in XIV's world
          She fricking wishes. Cylva is the actual Cecil. Zero's journey was completely unearned. Cecil's journey is one about redemption, and Zero had no redemption to seek.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Cylva isn't the one we watched job change to Paladin after climbing Mt. Ordeals and Cecil didn't lead a dark army at the behest of shadow Black folk

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Cylva isn't the one we watched job change to Paladin after climbing Mt. Ordeals
              Zero didn't do that either. She just watched you fight Rubicante and suddenly decided that friendship matters.
              >Cecil didn't lead a dark army at the behest of shadow Black folk
              He actually did, secondary-kun. It's literally in the first fricking 30 seconds of the game.

              Cylva is a DRK/PLD dual class whose own journey is the exact mirror of Golbez's. She's Cecil, and your contrarian cope is gay as frick.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Zero didn't do that either.
                When she actually turned into a Paladin is irrelevant for that, she has a change of heart that marks upwards progress.
                >He actually did, secondary-kun
                The Red Wings are not a dark army of werewolves, they're an airforce led by a Dark Knight. They also all had severe doubts about the king's intentions even at the very beginning of the story, whereas Cylva was a willing pawn in Ascian emergency plans to try and restore her world.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >When she actually turned into a Paladin is irrelevant for that
                No it's not.
                >she has a change of heart that marks upwards progress.
                She has a change of heart every patch and then reverts at the start of the next patch and needs to eat a new food to remember the lesson she learned last time.
                >The Red Wings are not a dark army of werewolves
                Look at that backpedal. If you want to start adding in hyperspecific qualifiers after the fact then I can do that too. Zero never fought her shadow so she's not Cecil.
                >they're an airforce led by a Dark Knight
                Completely irrelevant. Cecil is leading an army at the behest of Cagnazzo (one shadowBlack person) who is being controlled by Golbez (two shadowBlack folk) who is being controlled by Zemus (three shadowBlack folk).

                actually zero is cecil because they're both shit tropey friendship is magic shit characters. cylva is her own thing that can start a werewolf uprising with 0 warning whenever she wants.

                Cecil never talks about friendship, his story is about redemption just like Cylva's. He seeks redemption for himself and for Golbez the way Cylva seeks redemption for herself and for the Warriors of Darkness.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I wrote "after she climbed Mt. Ordeals," when she actually turned into a Paladin after that is irrelevant.
                >She has a change of heart every patch and then reverts at the start of the next patch and needs to eat a new food to remember the lesson she learned last time.
                Badly paced and confusingly written patch plots don't erase the Cecil reference being finished up. It was pretty blatantly padded out.
                >Look at that backpedal.
                What? Like, sorry the comparison to Cylva breaks down in the finer particulars, I guess. Zero's story is just closer since she was written from the ground up to reflect Cecil instead of being more of a failed Cecil in Unukalhai's case and a "maybe if you squint" case for Cylva.
                >Zero never fought her shadow so she's not Cecil.
                Cylva and Unukalhai didn't fight their own shadows either so this is a complete net zero approach.
                >Cecil is leading an army at the behest of Cagnazzo (one shadowBlack person) who is being controlled by Golbez (two shadowBlack folk) who is being controlled by Zemus (three shadowBlack folk).
                Cecil also has no awareness of who any of these are at the beginning of the story, this would hold more water as a comparison if he knew Cagnazzo was pretending to be the king and was in on the plot at a surface level. At the very least.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I wrote "after she climbed Mt. Ordeals,"
                She also became a Paladin after eating a dumpling so I guess they're related now? You know exactly what you were doing writing it that way.
                >when she actually turned into a Paladin after that is irrelevant.
                Why is that irrelevant but it's not irrelevant that Cylva isn't FFIV's script copypasted?
                >Badly paced and confusingly written patch plots don't erase the Cecil reference being finished up.
                The references are entirely surface level and unearned. Zero never has to actually face anything she's done. She never has to find redemption. She stands there at Mt. Ordeals and randomly learns a lesson about friendship completely unrelated to anything that happened. She looks at her reflection in crystal and decides to try and eat it, compared to Cecil who had to face his reflection and accept his punishment by sheathing his blade.
                >What? Like, sorry the comparison to Cylva breaks down in the finer particulars
                Zero never led an airship fleet. See how this homosexualy approach of yours works?
                >Zero's story is just closer since she was written from the ground up to reflect Cecil
                Except she doesn't reflect Cecil at all, because Cecil's journey is about redemption and Zero's is about eating food.
                >Cecil also has no awareness of who any of these are at the beginning of the story
                I wonder how far we can get you to backpedal on this point. Reminder the thing you actually said was that he wasn't leading an army at the behest of shadowBlack folk.

                there's a pretty big fricking difference between willfully leading an army of werewolf dark knights and halfheartedly leading an airship armada

                There's a pretty big fricking difference between acknowledging that you did something abominable then seeking redemption and having selective amnesia until spicy curry tells you that friendship is magic.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >The references are entirely surface level and unearned.
                why would they be earned in cylva's case or fricking unukalhai's case. you are platinum mad and it really isn't making any sense. i think you just want to argue

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >why would they be earned in cylva's case or fricking unukalhai's case
                Because Cylva's whole story, just like Cecil's, is about seeking redemption. Not only for herself, but for the Warriors of Darkness who she wronged in the past. That's what Cecil's story is actually about, and that central theme is something Zero completely left out. It's not Cecil if she's not finding redemption, except for people like you who see her change job to PLD and think FFIV's story begins and ends there, without any care at all for why and how that happens.
                >i think you just want to argue
                I think you just want to be a contrarian and pretend that EW's post-MSQ didn't completely drop the ball.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                there's a pretty big fricking difference between willfully leading an army of werewolf dark knights and halfheartedly leading an airship armada

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                actually zero is cecil because they're both shit tropey friendship is magic shit characters. cylva is her own thing that can start a werewolf uprising with 0 warning whenever she wants.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Eats a sandwich and learns the meaning of friendship
              or
              >Gives up her body to have the Ascians swap her to another world, goes undercover with Ardbert to get him to flood the world with light, reveals herself only to learn the true meaning of friendship and nearly destroys the world anyway

              I know which character I'd like to see used.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Potato brothers from the Thaumaturge's Guild. I'm just really happy whenever they make little cameos here and there, like destroying the gate to Ala Mhigo.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Does Kan-E-Senna count since it's highly unlikely the alliance leaders will ever show up again?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gyaru bunny engineer

  81. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is the paintcuck a normal job? i thought it was some april fools thing

  82. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ooh, I actually like the viper icon. Not so much the picto one though.

  83. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    New Ranged Class when?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      next expac probably

  84. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I won't play gay games whatsoever, so guess not

  85. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why yes i only play a free trial account after SHB killed the game how could you tell?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      MMOs should be easy to run but it's not fair for a 2024 MMO to be held back by a PS3.

  86. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I only tank, sorry.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I only tank
      I bet you haven't done any of the EW tank achievement
      FAKE TANK STAN
      t. Healer main who did it because he's crazy

  87. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Which healer is most fun tho

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      PLD

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For dungeons/fates/Bozja/anything with lots of weak enemies WHM because it's fun to spam Holy
      For endgame content it doesn't matter because they're all just the same class

  88. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes I kept my augmented cryprtlurker sets for both of these. Sure wish I could play btw, frick eu. I swear to God this game is always down for maintenance.

  89. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WHATS THE GO TO EU SERVER?

  90. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >i-imagine smelling Zero's ass!
    Why are all Zero gays like this?

  91. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >PLD has the battle stance of tidus
    neat
    >DNC gets ff9 music
    NEAT
    >GNB gets no ff8 music nor stance
    frick sake yohsi

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Eden raid gets FF8 music, males get Seifer's art pose for an idle stance and females get Lightning's stance, combat stance is based on Squall's Dissidia stance

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not to mention the entire moveset is just Squall and Seifer attacks/limit breaks. FF8 enjoyers definitely eat good when it comes to GNB despite it being a tank.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >5

          Eden raid gets FF8 music, males get Seifer's art pose for an idle stance and females get Lightning's stance, combat stance is based on Squall's Dissidia stance

          GNB should OF never been a tank with all the buttons you press makes it seem more like a dps

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm expecting Viper to mostly be Zidane Dyne skills and FFXI dual-dagger/dual-sword skills, one anon caught an attack seems to be based on XI's Exenterator, and there's the obvious Solution Nine city in the New World.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Without a doubt and I'm here for it, always liked how they did Zidane's fighting style in Dissidia so I mostly just want that.

  92. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >no rinoa glam
    >no riku glam

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >None of Rinoa's weapons as dancer weapons yet

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        right?? literally missed opportunity

  93. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wat are the odds of the servers still being fricked when they go back up

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >wearing nike sandals as part of her cosplay
      Did she just stop giving a frick halfway through making this?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >just do it
      well, if you say so.

  94. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Pictomancer uses Fire, Thunder, and Blizzard just like Black Mage
    So what the frick is the point of this job if it's just BLM but with shitty looking visual effects?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      does verfire do the same thing as fire, anon

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Dropping your punctuation is the text version of when you're watching the Office and Jim looks at the camera when something silly happens.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          so does verfire do the same thing as fire

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It also throw balls and sumon a mog that fire a beam attack.

      There's also that one sky scenery thing it did on its trailer that we don't know about.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >with superior looking visual effects
      fixed

  95. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, but why would removing them scare you?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  96. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >when people pretend to care about Unkawhatever and Cylva
    Why? Two shit npcs with shit stories.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Contrarianism against Zero

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Contrarianism against Zero

      Explain what you found interesting about Zero's story.

  97. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What would they even base the next healer class on?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Prostitute class
      heals the tank by sucking his penis

  98. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't even remember Cylva's story. Just another dumb b***h tricked by Ascians or something. Who cares?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >shadowbabs don't even know why their favorite expansion happened
      lol

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I started in HW. She's just another boring shit character like the warriors of darkness that have to look like the first cgi trailer.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        People constantly crying about irrelevant npcs from shadowbringers seem like the "shadowbabs" to me, my friend. Don't pretend anyone cared about that little homosexual with the mask during Waring Triad.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no you see it was super deep and so was cecil and FF4 isn't regarded as one of the weakest stories in the series

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >and FF4 isn't regarded as one of the weakest stories in the series
        It's funny to see this after the past 3 years of everyone pretending FF4 is the greatest FF of all time.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          literally nobody has pretended that
          your next line will be "after years was misunderstood"

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >literally nobody has pretended that
            Don't make me go into the archives, I've been arguing with you morons on this point since EW was announced and suddenly FFIV became the best FF ever.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >I've been butthurt for 2 years
              lol

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i look forward to seeing you have the same arguments five times across three years as evidence it was a very common thing

                Concession accepted.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              i look forward to seeing you have the same arguments five times across three years as evidence it was a very common thing

  99. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are we not getting a trial for FFX? like Valefor?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ffx content is the emergency button for when the game is truly dead

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ffx bahamut would be fricking sick

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ffx content is the emergency button for when the game is truly dead

          theyl iterally could do a ffx jecht trial i mean the game has nier trials ffs

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Jecht himself is a Sephirot reference and they give him an homage in Sephirot's fight when he falls backwards off the stage to turn into his big form. It even has the pause before his hand reaches up and the rock music starts.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              wait what? really?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, the three main antagonists in FFX are the Warring Triad. Jecht is the Fiend, Sophia is the Goddess, and Seymour (Flux) is the Demon.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Sophia is the Goddess
                Yunalesca*

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                well shit, it only took 20 years to notice

  100. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want VPR NOW

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly, no hype for VPR for me. All their vfx look samey.
      https://imgur.com/a/nfuo4HK

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If it feels similar to NIN without the whole ninja aesthetic I'm all in.

  101. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I look forward to helping Zero in future content.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hope we find her as a bloody mess begging for us to end her life before running away. Because whatever fricked her up is going to frick up the WoL and there's nothing that'll stop it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        this hypothetical monster represents the clear and violent removal of cylva from the story btw

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
  102. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Solar Bahamut
    I really hope this is fake. I don't want recolor of the same summon. Give me Ravana.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      More like I hope for SMN players that this shit is fake.
      Can you imagine having a 3 to 4 min rotation and if you die once, you're completely fricked and forever out of a sync?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I never die in this game so I honestly don't know if you lose phoenix and have to start from bahamut again.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Have you never progged any savage/ultimate or even extreme fights or something?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Clear first try and blind. Git gud.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Unless you have precognition I really doubt it.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >He's not the WoL IRL with the echo
                ngmi

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                My arcanist is like 42. So I literally have no clue how the bahamut/phoenix thing works.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If you die when Phoenix is available then you lose it and go back to Bahamut.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Can you imagine having a 3 to 4 min rotation and if you die once, you're completely fricked and forever out of a sync?
        Yes I remember Stormblood/Shadowbringers and I dream of those days returning.
        SMN will be cleansed.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There is zero evidence of "Solar Bahamut" and I do not know who is pushing it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The text string for the /petsize command was datamined.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          where? not in balance discord or EU raiding. give up the larp or give up the proof

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Search for solbahamut

  103. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Any new leaks/datamined stuff?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        neat

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        a year remains before ff14 is invaded by switch 2 users

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If they're dropping PS4 support, they're not putting it on a handheld PS4.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            bulldozer was the biggest mistake sony ever made it had worse ipc than a phenom 2

  104. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    YELLOW BAHAMUT WITH YELLOW AKH MORN

    This game is maintenance mode for sure if this is true.

  105. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So since the world of FF14 is split up into multiple worlds
    Why are they not going the rout of
    >oh so there are other primals in other worlds that infiltrated our world, they have the same name but they look different
    Then use summons/bestia from previous FF games

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They already did that in the Eden raids. There's only so many times you can do Ifrit AGAIN, Titan AGAIN, Garuda AGAIN.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Then introduce the Black Summons from ffx, use not used ones like belial from 12, hades from 9, ruby weapon from 7 theres a bunch more

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >use not used ones like belial from 12, hades from 9, ruby weapon from 7
          All three of those are in the game already

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Belial?? Where

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Rabanastre raids

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They did that with FF16 crossover. Not to mention Eden Raids.

  106. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just hope the new explore zone has "relic armor" like Eureka did.

  107. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    there aren't any summons left, that's why they're recycling XI content and mining out what little is left of xiv's original lore
    game's done, time to pack it in and move on to greener pastures boys

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >and move on to greener pastures boys

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the shitty shadowbringers writer ruined the lore anyway

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what, don't u rike having basically every single aspect of the universe exist because of a few thousand autistic wizards with the collective emotional intelligence of a fricking toddler?
        oh look, every monster exists because it was dreamt up and snapped into existence by a bored sperg
        worldbuilding!

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't think it is a surprise the twittertard fanbase loves a race of idiots that post their "concepts" to get enough likes to be approved for creation.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >every creature in eorzea is just some masked deviant's fursona
            I can't tell if that's a genius meta-narrative or just moronic

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