Y'all are just pretending to be excited about Starfield...right?

Y'all are just pretending to be excited about Starfield...right?

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's Ganker humor. Don't worry about it.

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Y'all are just pretending to be excited about Starfield...right?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nintendo has made the only good exclusives this year thoughever

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tribalism
      both consoles are fricking awful.

      atleast linux and windows chads agree PC is the best

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tribalism
      both consoles are fricking awful.

      atleast linux and windows chads agree PC is the best

      Imagine still caring about the fricking console wars. Just crying about snoys or tendies doesn't make you automatically right. You sound like little kids calling each other names.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I dont care I came here to laugh at preordering tards, if I get to dunk on consolegays aswell its a bonus

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh, ok. Preordergays are fair game. At least we can agree on that.

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    i cant even pretend. every second that goes by it feels like its already out and flopped.

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Y'all are just pretending to be excited about Starfield...right?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's the origin of this soijak?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Megamind

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          But megamind is the soi, and the israeli guy is the based chuddie.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            So? I have the basedjak saved as "chudjak"

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    ayo I saw a youtube video about fallout 76 fr and dis dat same company it finna be a bug disaster ong you just be pretending you excited right? save yo bread fo da new COD and AC they be havin black samurai in they game n shit

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      no cap on a stack u keepin it fr?

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, I'm not excited about it. Looks boring as frick.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      no one's acting excited about it. there are only three kinds of posts regarding starfield
      1. not giving a shit ( )
      2. disappointed (

      i cant even pretend. every second that goes by it feels like its already out and flopped.

      )
      3. falseflagging to start shit against other fanbases (

      >Y'all are just pretending to be excited about Starfield...right?

      )

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not excited for oblivion with guns with swords with guns in space and will not even pirate it

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm midly optimistic
    I'd lie if I said I dont enjoy classic bethesdaslop formula
    It's like comfort food of videogames

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    yea I only play indie bangers like mofuggin undertale and have gay sex with fatties

    bruh

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Bethesda
    I'm not even pretending, it's definitely going to suck

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >baldur's gay 3
    buggy as frick, unfinished, let's frick everything and everyone, rushed 3rd act after a mediocre second, full price for the beta had a year to fix it already forgotten
    >AC6
    brown and grey scenery, ugly as frick, low poly ps1 graphics, short campaign, horrible controls, no story, terrible scale, rip off
    >totk
    good game but still a glorified dlc
    >ffvi
    Good boss fights, empty world, cutscene mania, pointless side quests with no rewards, we want the souls dmc audience, sent square enix down the shitter

    There, theres your big releases of this year, all disappointments besides totk. and spiderman 2 coming out? c**ts ripping on starfield for being like fallout this shit is a literal asset flip of spider man
    Starfield is going to drop a galaxy sized shit on all of this crap fricking oath I'm looking forward to it

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >c**ts ripping on starfield for being like fallout
      Are you forgetting fallout 4 is shit?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        learn to read moron

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I can. Why do you think Starfield will be good? It has the same bones as fallout 4 so gameplay will be shit. All Bethesda games have declined narratively with each entry so the story/setting will be shit. With each new game RPG elements get gutted to try to become more of an action game, so that aspect will be shit. I don't see how you can look forwards to it.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's the best 3D Fallout by a long shot.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >buggy as frick, unfinished, brown and grey scenery, empty world, pointless side quests with no rewards
      This will be Starfield

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    After the smash hits of Fallout 4 and 76 who would not be excited for it?

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The success or failure of Starfield is solely dependent on how big it's loverslab mod library will be. Until i see futa Tifa fricking succubus draenei and her pet dog in 4k in some modded stripper dive location it's not a success. You know it, i know it, they know it.

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I really hope so. No one with an IQ above 80 should be excited for this slop

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Enjoying bg3 and looking forward to starfield . Best part is they're free. Glad I'm not some console Black person.

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Starfield hype on youtube and reddit is utterly delusional, so I'm inclined to believe it's genuine on Ganker too. It's typical of Ganker to hype shit games and shit their pants over good games. You can almost predict whether a game will be good based on whether Ganker likes it or shits on it (just reverse it)

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think it's zoomers who think Fallout 4 was great.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      This checks out since most of Ganker is shitting on starfield as this thread demonstrates
      Why do you think I'm looking forward to it so much? Ganker keeps telling me it will be the worst buggiest piece of shit ever made, so it's a guaranteed masterpiece at this point

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Well, ackshually Tears of the Kingdom/BG3/ whatever decent game that is also currently popular is absolute mass produced goyslop, shit game
      These are just contrarian zoomers trying to look like edgy "oldgays". These wannabes have never played an actual bad game like Daikatana or Might and Magic 9 in their lives, so they just mindlessly shit on the current thing or even on some of the good old stuff like Torment just to get easy (You)s.

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've played and enjoyed every Bethesda title. Why wouldn't I be excited for Starfield.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      How? They are very different games with different focuses. What did you find in all of them that you consistently enjoy?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        They're not. Stop pretending to be moronic.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Daggerfall is exact the same as Fallout 76
          Interesting take, mind explaining more?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            No, I don't think I will.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              I accept your concession.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              alpha male

              I accept your concession.

              beta

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              I accept your concession.

              >arguing over your respective imaginary opinions about whether a game that isn't out yet is or isn't similar to a game that you haven't played

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do you think it's impossible to like many different things?

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    No

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tyrone told us the truth, Betheshills are done for

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >galaxy wide exploration
    >biomes and planetary orbits developed in consultation with nasa
    >reworked combat and ai
    >character animation looks fluid, models look solid
    >absolutely beautiful lighting and scenery
    >spaceship piracy and illegal trading
    >huge spaceship custom builder
    >customizable weapons and upgrades
    >outpost building you can use to autonomsly mine or assign crew
    >fully customizable outposts to decorate with furniture and loot
    >dynamic npc reactions
    >space cowboy city
    >neopunk city
    >character customization from spacesuits to hats to whatever you like, character background affecting in game story and perks
    >space combat inspired by wing commander
    >targetable ship systems
    >absolutely giant galaxy to explore
    >dynamic weather and lighting
    >made to be supported for at least 10 years, first dlc already announced
    >mod friendly
    The only reason you wouldn't be excited for this is being a jaded homosexual who hates vidya or owning a pc/console incapable of playing it

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      wide exploration
      probably not
      and planetary orbits developed in consultation with nasa
      nasa is staffed by Black folk and women
      combat and ai
      'reworked' combat? lol
      animation looks fluid, models look solid
      this is a basic expectation of any modern game
      beautiful lighting and scenery
      maybe, but will probably have to turn it down unless you're playing on $4000 computer
      piracy and illegal trading
      probably barebones as frick
      >>huge spaceship custom builder
      that you will never see or bother with after you figure out the 'meta' setup
      weapons and upgrades
      about as customizable as fallout 4
      building you can use to autonomsly mine or assign crew
      gay mmo garrison shit
      customizable outposts to decorate with furniture and loot
      mite b cool
      npc reactions
      probably not
      cowboy city
      cringe
      city
      mite b cool
      customization from spacesuits to hats to whatever you like, character background affecting in game story and perks
      vastly overstated, to be sure
      combat inspired by wing commander
      who the frick references wing commander in 2023?
      ship systems
      probably not worth doing
      giant galaxy to explore
      'wide as an ocean, deep as a puddle'
      weather and lighting
      maybe working, probably not
      >>made to be supported for at least 10 years, first dlc already announced
      might be complete and functional and released as a 'definitive edition' 4 years from now if it is successful
      >>mod friendly
      probably not for a little while

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >probably not
        from what info we currently have all of your probably nots are wrong
        wing commander was incredible
        It works on series s, any mildly capable pc it will be gorgeous
        You're going to, bizarrely, be disappointed at how good it is

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only reason you wouldn't be excited for this is because you played previous Bethesda's games and heard Todd's sweet lies.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >a jaded homosexual who hates vidya or owning a pc/console incapable of playing it
      honestly from all the people posting their specs, I suspect it's the latter

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't like Fallout 4 and Fallout 76 was a disaster, so my expectations are low. You can promise a lot of things and still release a disappointing game. Just look at FFXV.

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I realize that its not going to be as hood as its hyped up to be but honestly Im kind of in the mood for a Skyrim in space right now.

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The spaceship combat and building is the only potential interesting element to me.
    Everything else about it just looks like fallout 4 but in space.

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Im hyped

    Its funny to see adhd zoomer trash triggered over this game.
    You guys should start working so maybe ur dopamine receptors become normal again and you can enjoy this game.
    bit i guess most people here are Black folk id be depressed too if i wasnt an literall aryan

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's just grown man children arguing over a game ano

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >fallout 4 with spaceships and the same exact graphics
    Yawn

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah exactly bro. Just like BG3 is just Divinity Original Sin 2 with dice. I haven't played either game btw

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I agree those games are garbage too. The last 1/3 of the game is a buggy mess

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          recommend me a game wise one

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    holy shit!!

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you like the look of a game you can buy it

    If you don't like the look of a game you don't have to buy it

    You can buy more than one console and/or a pc

    Don't let the fact you like or dislike a videogame you haven't played yet become your personality

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    frick space and love ladders

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm excited to see the absolutely mess the game will be at launch. I probably won't play it, but the first week will be amusing.

  29. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Starfield will be the greatest game of the decade... after modders fix it for them

  30. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I actually couldn't imagine playing a bethesda game at launch after their last several mishaps

    fallout 76 was incredibly fricked up

  31. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get it either. It looks pretty bland. The dogfighting looks especially shit (that's never been fun in any game).

    Fallout 4 was fun for a bit, but it started to get too janky for me to finish (gear disappearing, crashes, etc) and I wasn't gonna start over.

  32. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >modern fallout in a different setting
    It could use some nonhuman races but I’m looking forward to it

  33. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pre order Chad here
    In Todd we trust

  34. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I imagine most are hyped for some reason. Ganker is very consoomer oriented much like reddit which is pretty funny.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ganker pretends to be contrarian by hating on games they haven't heard of because they weren't going to play them anyway. That's why BG3 got slammed so hard, since so many people suddenly heard about it for the first time (because Ganker skews zoomer and doesn't play crpgs) whereas starfield is mainstream and has been hyped for years and they can't bring themselves to hate on it.

  35. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a simple man. Give me gravity powers, scenery porn and I'm sold

  36. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    how do the planets work?
    are they actually giant spheres you can go anywhere on or are they a flat enclosed environment?

  37. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

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