>yeah bro, paradox mons are totally natural species in the world of pokemon
do timecucks really believe something this ugly and nonsensical could exist without some kind of wish granting magic outside of unova?
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they literally picked amoonguss and magneton to have paradox forms on purpose, two of the pokemon that would make the least sense to have an ancient form yet timetravelcucks still believe they're legitimate lmao
>non arguments
Imaginationschizoes, everyone!
>n-no you don't get it these pokemon that specifically didn't exist until 150 years prior to the start of GSC have ancient prehistoric forms because...um...they just do ok?
LMAO
Anon, they were resurrected and we don't know what they looked like before hand. That leaves the door open to have ancestors. If anything, an artist drawing them via pure imagination and having traits from only the "modern" beasts and not their paradox counterparts (like modern suicune's tails) disproves any notion of imagination schizophrenia
>heath writes paradox fusions in book
>occulture tries to go with past/future theming
>sees legendary trio fusion
>wtf is this shit.jpg
>decide to do their own shit, and defuse the fusion
>make the first missing 3 entries of occulture which are legendary trios with a past/future aesthetic slapped onto then
>professor reads occulture and likes the dinosaurs/robots better than the fusion
>boom you get the 3 paradox legendaries
>heath writes paradox fusions in book
This step already doesn't make sense, because the drawing has elements of the "modern/ resurrected" beasts that shouldn't have been made for a couple more decades. You have yet to explain how this happened.
The rest is fanfic about entries in Occulture you've yet to even see
>professor reads occulture and likes the dinosaurs/robots better than the fusion
yet they're more obsessed with Heath's book. You don't make sense and you're theory makes up rules as it goes.
>these pokemon that specifically didn't exist until 150 years prior to the start of GSC
That poketuber was fooling you. Let it go.
No one seems to talk about the future forms for being a paradox at all, however. Other than maybe making the case for Tyranitar being from a PokéStar Studios movie, what else does this theory have to go off of to canonize imagination for Violet?
It makes more sense that the “man-made” parts of Pokemon actually came first with the invention (nails/pokeballs) coming afterwards.
Why would it be ok for an entire species to exist with something that’s man-made today (rather than man-made thing being based off Pokemon), but not ancient Pokemon?
Amounguss is literally designed to look like a Pokéball to trick people, not the opposite
between that, Walking Wake and Sandy Shock, you'd have to be a special kind of moronic to actually believe the time travel theory
>do timecucks really believe something this ugly and nonsensical could exist
Yeah.
I really shouldn't have been surprised that they somehow managed to make Duraludon even worse
Bridges are longer than and require more materials and steel than skyscrapers. Cope.
>let's slap feather on salamence and call it a new pokemon!
paradox mons were a mistake
as if duraludon wasn't ugly enough
>Bagon wants to fly but roaring moon isn't a flying type at all
>Supposed to be mega salamence (a mega aerodactyl situation) but it's weaker than megamence
This thing is nonsensical
>This thing is nonsensical
Someone could even say it's.. paradoxical
Rotom’s and Spiritomb are natural species you dumbfrick
Isn't confirmed that pokemon get sent back in time all the time?
Yes but imagination morons want you to ignore this
People should ignore shit that doesn't happen, yeah.
soooo true, gaslight gatekeep girlboss~!
>ugly and nonsensical
>posts the dopest one
>CENTRO
he isn't ugly