"Yeah I like roguelikes!". >"Darkest Dungeon. >FTL. >Noita. >Terraria. >Risk of Rain"

"Yeah I like roguelikes!"
>"Darkest Dungeon
>FTL
>Noita
>Terraria
>Risk of Rain"

I'm so tired of these fricking posers and their rogue lite games.

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    No one says terraria is a roguelike
    Also Crypt of the Necrodancer is literally a roguelike
    you can't refute this

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Necrodancer is literally a roguelike
      It literally isn't

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >dungeon crawler
        >no metaprogression
        >turn based
        >permadeath
        >random generation
        literally how not?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >no metaprogression
          Are you baiting anon?
          Did you forget about the Dungeon Master, Merlin, Diamon Dealer, Janitor, and Hephaestus?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Diamond Dealer*

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Diamond Dealer*

            >meta upgrades
            It isn't

            >He doesnt play the all zones mode
            Ngmi

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >meta upgrades
      It isn't

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What genre are they

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I only play Angband on my old laptop while my high end computer is gathering dust.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      For me is PosChengBand

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah but those games are fun though

        Favorite combo/settings? I tried doing a crusader/life troll priest, I got straight-up stuck at the serpent, and the two magic schools actually had poor synergy.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I bet someone at a board game night (friend of a friend) who said that he liked Roguelikes. I asked him which, expecting him to say what you said, and he was like

    >"ToME is my favorite, but I also like caves of qud and I am trying dungeon crawl stone soup"

    Was pleasantly surprised, even though ToME4 and CoQ are basic b***h shit it was really nice to meet someone who actually played roguelikes.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >maj'eyal, caves of exploring your sexuality and dungeon crawl "flavour removal" bland soup are the best modern roguelikes on offer
      It's over

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I have a soft spot for ToME4 because I hadn't played roguelikes in years and that was the first one I played in a while, but Caves of Qud contains some cringe shit but OVERALL I guess it is fine. I'd rather have someone play CoQ over, I dunno, muh FotM roguelite game.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    didn't ask

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Um ackshually Roguelikes are-
    Shut the frick up you dumbass hipster

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >this user unironically thinks angband and darkest dungeon are the same genre

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Reminder;

        would

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    there's nothing to pose with noita and FTL tho
    they are simple and fun as hell, short too

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I liked casually playing nethack but i never beat it. I remember one time i found an invisibility cloak and beat the shit out of a horde of goblins, i felt near invincible because enemies could hardly fight back, then a fricking house cat killed me.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >game is no longer roguelike if it becomes popular

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >roguelite babies have this level of comprehension

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >genre nazisme have a sense of humor level impossible

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Most people don't make distinctions between different diarrhoea consistencies. Liquid shit is liquid shit.

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no true scotsman bullshit
    Okay.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    tome4, desktop dungeons, necrodancer...
    i just play video games, man.
    frick off with your autism.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its called gatekeeping and its an incredibly based concept.

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Traditional roguelikes suck and are boring as shit, "roguelites" replaced them because they're actually fun to play. Should have been a less shit genre if you didn't want this to happen.

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love action roguelikes. Basically the only thing that keeps me playing video games these days. Been enjoying more Doomsday Hunters lately.

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've started playing Tome4 and having fun, what other roguelikes play like that?

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    for me, it's elona+ CGX

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that the peak of the roguelike genre is Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup, pic not related

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It gets a lot of shit, but it has evolved with times while staying true to the genre.

      Are there games I’d rather play at the moment? Yes. Are the games I’ve enjoyed more in short bursts? Yes. But still, if I had to pick one for the rest of my life, it wouldn’t be a contest.

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Language evolves with the times based on usefulness. The moniker "roguelike" is more useful when used to describe the overall broad genre of single-run permadeath games with elements of randomness and strategic planning, regardless of whether they are actually like the original Rogue. I propose "classic roguelike" or "oldschool roguelike" be used by purists. "Roguelite" is, and always has been, a shitty title that in practice is never actually used by game devs, because it's useless.

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only OG-style roguelike worth playing is Pokemon Mystery Dungeon. You also should play five minutes of both rogue and nethack so you can say, accurately
    >I’ve played both and, as expected, they sucked ass

    Everything interesting happening in the genre (story, gameplay, innovation, AND graphics) is all happening in the roguelite space. Roguelikes are a sweaty backwater for the least interesting kinda of elitists and 40 year olds.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Pokemon of any kind
      >worth playing

      Grow up

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Filtered by kecleon alert
        Filtered by kecleon alert

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      PMD is shit outside of the level reset dungeons.
      i do have a lot of fun with purity forest and destiny tower, though.

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    why do roguelikes look like shit?
    >because they focus on gameplay first and foremost
    they can't manage both?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Roguelikes (the good ones, so not Qud) aren't intended to be commercial products.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      people have a sense of nostalgia for the ascii art-style. you don't see anyone using the ADOM cartoony sprites.

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    that one tf porn game
    EDIT: it's Dungeon Depths

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