Yeah I'm thinking vidya kino is back on the menu boys
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Yeah I'm thinking vidya kino is back on the menu boys
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>no other threads about this kino
As if you needed any more proof this board is soulless. Ganker would've loved this shit back in the day
It's not on the nintendo.
There was one other thread. There may still be some hope left.
Just waiting it to be on fitgirl, My good mam
How deep sea exploring autism does the game gets? I have it on my wishlist
I just played for 5 hours and am still on the first level
you catch fish but then you also manage a restaurant with the product you catch and you can make different dishes. its fricking baller.
that does sound kinda' nice
shill me some indie games about a fat diver man
I'm going to pick up this game many other games I will never play tomorrow
I'm curious about this game actually. I need a palate cleanser after playing nothing but fromsoft games all year.
so what makes this unique?
>fat mc
No buy for me.
mmmm indie shovelware not worth pirating, oh yeah. real good shit bro
hilarious because youll never see a fat diver, the amount of fitness you need to scuba dive is pretty intense, fat ass would sink and die in a day
Sink and die? Id imagine a fat diver would just have too much inherent buoyancy.
>fat ass would sink and die in a day
Fat people float better than skinny people, moron
It is hypocritical to buy this game with an ugly MC and then shit on fable for their ugly female character.
Hey, hes just fat.
why are you calling him ugly? 'cuz he's fat? Check your doubles-standards, you fffffffffricker.
yes he is ugly because he is fat.
>ugly MC
Corbyn my man, his eyes are two single black pixels, shut the frick up about looks for one fricking second jesus christ
>black pixels
>black
This is white genocide
Ugly characters aren't inherently bad, it's just when they're unlikable (which ugliness can contribute to).
Since we are guys, we can usually overlook someone like Dave being a fatfrick (even though he shouldn't be with how much he swims), and he's a hard worker on top of that.
because dave is based and having a fat white guy as your MC represents a significant portion of the actual playerbase as opposed to some ugly mutt/black woman who make up probably less than 1% of the playerbase
thats the dumbest shit I've ever heard
What portion of Spyro's playerbase was purple dragons
It made people want to be purple dragons
Not quite as stupid as being a rabid homosexual wienersucker who can't read or understand anything
gottem
He's just a cartoonishly fat guy. That's like saying you can't like attractive characters if you've ever enjoyed a Wario game.
Fat men are okay fat women aren't
see: fat kevin
oh shit it's Fat Kevin!
This game is trying to be funny and pokes fun at him being fat.
Games with ugly female protags are not and are trying to elevate being ugly and fat.
is it actually funny?
Sensible chuckle kinda way.
He is fat, but not ugly so it's fine
If the Fable MC girl was a fat woman with a Melissa McCarthy personality instead of just an ugly girlboss game industry standard, she'd be way more likable.
not seeing a lot of talk about the actual game.
It's Stardew Valley but actually fun.
It doesn't look like it plays anything like stardew.
But it is. Instead of collecting plants you collect fish unda da sea. Then you pimp out your sushi restaurant and fill out fish pokedex while doing sidequests.
You also collect fish in Stardew Valley
The fact that you get a gun right off the bat and your upgrades are increasingly unethical means of pulverizing fish to death feels like a direct middle finger to Subnautica. I love it.
You can catch live fish. Shooting is for big bad fish like sharks.
Yeah I'm sure those fish are just fine after I fire a poison-tipped harpoon through their heart.
There is netgun.
Well yeah, but that's no fun. I want my customers to taste the suffering.
It's gay/woke/overpozzed/western therefore I hate it.
It is none of those things except debatably the last one.
I wouldn't play this game anyways with the Black person on the cover
not a single screenshot in this shill thread, very curious phenomenon.
>side scroller
Instantly dropped.
I was interested till I found out about the sushi restaurant. My interest in the ocean is more towards learning about sea life, not murdering a bunch of sea creature to sell them as overpriced raw food that probably has parasites.
>nexon chinkslop
i will now seed your game after the download is finished.
>thread going well
>no reddit, troony, soul language and shit like that used on this thread
Okay, this means that the game is really under the radar of everyone or that the IA bots don't know how to deal with this thread, checked the trailer and gonna play on this weekend, it looks fun.
It is pretty casual tho. Don't expect hardcore gameplay. Other than that it's cool.
>>no reddit,
The cover doesn't have any reddit elements, its pretty safe.
> troony,
There isn't a single pastel color in the cover to trigger this. The devs aren't politicing their game either.
>soul language
The game is casual as frick, soul requires the game to have some sort of gameplay depth.
It's comfy but the levels are kinda shit designed and you might do multiple dives in a row without a specific ingredient you need spawning.
I actually like the diner dash shit more. Pouring physics liquids is fun I hope there is more after beer
This game is made by asiatics btw, it's not western troony shit.
so wat. not every asian knows how to make games.
Found the troony lover. The west can't make anything worth consuming. Only the east can.
I wasn't defending the west, moron. You got brain damage if you think a country like china can make a decent game. I agree with japan being the king of games, even though they have been compromised by the west.
I dunno, how gay is it? It looks pretty gay.
It's not gay.
>Submarine implodes making world news
>"Indie studio" rushes to make a diving "game"
WOOOOOOW
Didn't this game come out months ago? Is there really any difference between early access and 1.0 besides some random pointless add on?
literally never heard about this game before and yet it's popular for some reason
is it actually that good or is this some weird marketing campaign?
>$17 from $19
Wow what a "sale"
This game is seeping with sovl.
jesus christ people watch this?
I could not find the clip with just Duff animation.
Protagonist of this game is great, I don't get the complaints. He is just a guy.
>game not on Nintendo Switch
>Ganker ignores it
I hate this place so much. I hate Nintendo homosexuals so much
This game came out literally today and it has 12,000+ positive reviews on Steam, what the hell is this the best game ever or something?
It's been in early access for a good while.
Oh.
Guess that explains how it managed to get the big banner on the front page of the store then.
What the hell, I thought it was some moron shilling it here but it actually does have a giant banner.
Is this really just because of that news story?
I wonder how it must feel right now for these devs, the Iron Lung devs, and any other general ocean-based game devs to be getting a sudden steady increase in revenue because five people fricking exploded recently.
>five fricking people exploded
Imploded, anon. Imploded. Squished into paste to feed the crabs.
I mean, they obviously paid Valve to have the big banner on top of Steam to advertise the game.
Very comfy game if you like relaxed grind.
Not buying the game because the MC looks like a fat funko pop collecting redditor. I find him unappealing to look at
like staring into a mirror, huh KH manchild?
Okay, I watched the trailer and it looks like you can be a fat weeb and wave glowsticks around for your oshi, now I'm interested. How is it? What do you do?
He's also a gun nut
not a single post that convinced me to buy the game
sad!
you'd have to move to a first world county and get a job as step one soooooo
I've read and watched some reviews and I'm still not convinced if I'll like the game, so I'm waiting to pirate it to see if I'll enjoy the gameplay.
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