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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    MA'AM

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    why would sony raid steam? it's just people without real problems so they buy some game just to review bomb because internet polsters told them to do so

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why would snoy raid zelda reviews? Also in steam you can just review and refund

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Review game negatively with low hours
    >"LMAOO YOU JUST HATE THE GAME YOU HAVEN'T EVEN EXPERIENCED IT YET INCEL!"
    >Reveiw game negatively with loads of hours
    >"UHM SWEATY YOU PLAYED THE GAME FOR [Insert Number Here] HOURS, AND NOW YOU WANNA SAY ITS BAD? LOL!"

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes there is clearly nothing in between leaving a negative review with 0.1 hours and leaving a negative review with over 100 hours you disingenuous bloody snoy vermin

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        cope

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >ummm, you have to play the game exactly X hours, not a second more and not a second less, otherwise you're not allowed to say it's bad, sweaty!!!

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          If you have 0.2 hours of play time logged you should not be allowed to have an opinion on the bloody game. Can we agree on that?

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            If you're british you should be forced off the internet. Can we agree on that?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        If a game needs 2 hours to become good then it's not a good game at all.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      For me, it's
      >This game sucks
      >200 hours played (1.8 hours played at time of review)

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hit the nail on the head right there. Starfield is a trash-heap and there’s simply no saving this disgrace of a game.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Loads of hours means the person gave it a genuine chance and has merit for their poor review. Somebody playing for 30 minutes which is probably right after the character creation isn't. The only excuse is if the game flat out doesn't work and is constantly crashing. I haven't play it so I have no idea how it actually is.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      There is always a goldilocks zone

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only way to win is not to play

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        But to review negatively, nonetheless

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >people get gifted starfield for christmas
    >they heard the negative things about it, so as they play they notice these more
    >leaves a review with all the regurgitated talking points
    It's not hard to figure out

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    OH NO -- ZE EBIL RUSSIAN BOTS SET UP US DE BOMB MAHN ! ! ! !

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The good part begins after 12 hours

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      *1000 hours

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Starfield is bad and you should feel bad

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Face it, the game is just boring.
    Even Fallout 76 has a more interesting world to explore.

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish Steam could do some changes to their review system
    >Can't review a game if the game time is less than 1 hour
    >Can no longer do "le funny" reviews
    >Reviews can't be too short.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Get rid of the awards as well as those copy paste checklist reviews and then steam reviews can be talked about like they aren't just an extension of the shithole that is the steam forums.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Get rid of the awards
        Yes, was going to say that too.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          if you seriously use steam other than for gaming or downloading workshop mods you seriously should be beheaded

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          imagine being so inept and braindead that you cannot express your feelings in actual words, so you resort to bringing your wojak cancer to other places.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      To review a game on Steam, not only you have to buy the game, you also have to install it and play it for a short amount of time.
      Lots of effort for a supposed raid.

      There's already a minimum time before review, IIRC is something like 10-15 minutes.
      There is no way to automatically prevent "le funny" reviews.
      Demanding an artificial minimum length on reviews is silly: "game is no longer developed, and does not start on Windows 7 and above" is a perfectly valid and useful review.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Like .2 hours which isn’t enough time to get to character creation

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          And I thought Bethesda intros were bad before. No wonder people are dropping it so fast. People don't play these games for 2 hours of linear bullshit

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >takes over 15 minutes to get to character creation
          this is a valid negative review, i would avoid a game based on this alone.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Reviews can't be too short.
      i saw a review on it today that just said "nah" so i don't think you're right about that.
      i would like a filter for the trash joke reviews as those aren't very informative if my goal is to make a purchase.

      anything goes on the starfield review section however because i pirated it and personally confirmed it's: nah.

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >people buy game for Christmas
    >people refund shit game they bought for Christmas
    >OP doesn't think it's organic
    first time?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >0.2 hours on record
      That's 12 minutes. Barely enough to get through the character creator if the person was genuine in trying out the game
      I don't doubt people being disappointed in the game. I doubt the ones with less than an hour on record are genuine.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I would also put in a bad review once it asked for pronouns

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why? The pronouns don't affect the gameplay. It takes 2 seconds to choose your pronoun and that's it.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            anything that markets itself on a grand scale is subjective to time-based judication. if your ads don't hook me in time for the skip button to activate then your idea didn't work. i click the skip button. video games are the same thing. entire industry is so watered down and uninspired we can afford to do this. any idiot can throw money at assets for their shit idea and pump out a fricking mediocre game if it they ever bother finishing it and slopfield is what happens when you do that when your audience quite literally expected something higher than this level of effort for the world that you promised.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>OP doesn't think it's organic
      Not when the review says 0.2 hours of gametime.

      imagine being so inept and braindead that you cannot express your feelings in actual words, so you resort to bringing your wojak cancer to other places.

      Yeah, imagine.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >September
        >Christmas
        one of these things is not like the other

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    bloody benchods how can they review bomb? my brother sanjay work hard on the starfield sirs

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >this is a raid
    >not just a bunch of people with christmas money waiting to see if patches made it better a few months after an indisputably dogshit release that every single person that didn't have a mouthful of Todd's ballsac bagged on
    To be this moronic is impressive

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >customers need to just shut up and accept shit

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's multi-trillion now, that meme is not up to date for xbox game studios

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    REDEEM THE SAARFIELD BHENCHOD DALIT PROSTITUTE

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Funny because troony gates 3 credits are full of madarchods and changs

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        troony Gate 3 has more personality, setup characters in it's first 30 minutes than the entirety of starjeet, seethe homosexual, next time make a better game you fricking hack

  15. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah I gave it 10 hours before deciding it was a steaming pile of shit, uninstalling and leaving a negative review.
    I wish I was one of these guys, I want my time back.

  16. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >muh snoys
    Cause no Steam game has ever been review bombed before for any other reason. Fricking moron.

  17. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    It is boring and tedious though, people are really fricking mad that they sacrificed a 10+ dev cycle on this flaming trash pile rather than giving us another Fallout or TES game, or even letting Obsidian get another crack at a spin off title

  18. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Probably is; they create fake accounts and bots in metacritic so they can put negative reviews in games they hate

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      It doesn't cost 70 fricking dollars to shitpost in metacritic. Also absolutely nobody ever in the history of the world has ever cared about user score on metacritic

  19. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    post the ones that literally say they're review bombing

  20. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >surely it's the snoys!!!!!!

    it's just fricking boring and bland, why can't you accept it? That being said it's nowhere near bad enough to be getting mostly negative. The people crying about it being the le shittiest game ever exaggerate just as much as the people who shill for it, it is the most 6/10 game made in the last decade

  21. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    They bundled this shit with everything before release, CPU, GPU, laptops. Some of them probably feel scammed.

  22. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    sure man, make sure to buy as many copies as you can to beat the shadowy cabal.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm buying an xbox & another copy of starfield to support bill gates battle against sony.

  23. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Xbox lost and is a collapsed brand.

  24. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >nooo how can people dislike the game i like must be a conspiracy!
    now THIS is schizophrenia

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      the first review listed when you go to starfield reviews literally says "im review bombing this because frick bethesda"

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        your shrink literally told you to take your meds

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >"im review bombing this because frick bethesda"
        While our motivation may differ our end goal is the same.

  25. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >SNOYSNOYSNOY
    2006 called, they want their consolegayging back.

  26. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    If a game doesn't catch your interest 1 hour in then it's a bad game, go to sleep Starjeet shill

  27. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >why are there so many negative reviews
    >december 25th
    looks like a bunch of teens got it for christmas and were disappointed

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      or you know, the reviews saying they're review bombing

      isn't steam supposed to remove negative reviews from review bombing?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        ?

  28. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that there is an organized shill psyop by snoys and BG3/Cyberpunk trannies to make you hate Starfield because it is pro-western and pro-Christianity.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's just weird that steam would remove negative reviews for BG3 but not starfield

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah i wonder how those negative reviews differ from each other

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          well starfield's "most helpful reviews" say "I'm reviewing this negatively to review bomb it"

          so why isn't that a cause for deletion

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            because i ask again i wonder how those negative reviews differ from each other
            im sure all the ones removed from bg3 were as tame as "im gonna review bomb lmao"

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              so why isn't steam deleting the negative starfield reviews again? like it does for every other game?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                are you being dense on purpose

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pro-Christianity? The game is so toothless it can't take a stance in anything to any real extent.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >people are shitting on a bad game because my undiagnosed mental illness tells me it's a good game
      there's a reason why Ganker is a laughing stock now

  29. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    If Starfield is so good why hasn't anybody mentioned a potential Iconic scene from it? Bethesdaslop literally has been missing this since Fallout 4.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      if objectively speaking i humor you with an actually serious response i think it would be picrel. it's literally the only thing i remember that has a sense of humor in it that isn't cringe, but it's also a kitboga joke and a meme in general so it's absolutely not original.

      everything else in my screenshots folder is a bunch of absolutely embarrassing moments and frick you for making me dig through it again.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        is the game full of marvel quips?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          not necessarily, but the writing itself is extremely embarrassingly bad.

          if picrel happened in skyrim or a fallout game, it would trigger a fight. there would be a lore-related reason he's fighting you over the sandwich: food might be scarce in this region. you'd need to then either use your unarmed skills, or pull out a gun or a sword. you'd end up killing the dude, and would aggro the guards, resulting in either financial harm, jail time, and/or result in karmatic loss with a certain faction. basically this interaction would cause consequence.

          but in starfield: aw man, my sandwich :'(. this game is for stupid people.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      okay i'll name you several
      >seeing a terrormorph for the first time in the UC quest
      >meeting yourself in the unity, several times after crossing the unity
      >discovering vae victis is alive

  30. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who cares what it is? Does anyone even read Steam Reviews?

  31. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    THIS! Everyone knows that Starfield is actually a 10/10 GAME OF THE GENERATION and a combo effort of SNOYS and the CHINEASE are working to undervalue it because the insects and the israelites in charge of both are trying as hard as they can to ruin the honest work of the WHITE MEN from Microsoft.

  32. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    personally, I really was loving the game, but my biggest problem with the game, is it has what is essentially a NG+, but next to no actual replayability to make it worth doing it.

    Like if your like me and took your time on your first playthrough, you likely experienced nearly all the major questlines and the huge bulk of the interesting sidequests before even unlocking the powers, and then by the time I actually hit NG+ there just wasn't anything left to do, but grind levels/more NG+ tiers

  33. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unironic Starfield defenders should be curbstomped - in minecraft.

  34. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anon, starfield being shit is a fact. It's not an opinion. It runs like shit, plays like shit, and looks like shit. The only good part of the game is Lego starship creator(a starship that will have no uses because the rest of the game is boring shit). You can't make a game in a well defined genre, ignore all the genre rules, bring nothing new, call it "nasapunk" and expect people to like it. As a cosmo sim starfield as at the leve ofl(and sometimes lower than) Galaxy on fire, 2010 android game. Maybe they can make it an ok game if they make major improvements to combat system and space travel as well as space itself, but boring plot and companions is something they can't fix until modders do it for them.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      how does the ship creator even get good? not trying to argue it just didn't feel *any* good to me. i was not treated to enough gugguda-guggada throughout the game to enjoy anything. game was constantly talking my head off, withholding the shooting sections, trying to trick me into walking around boring environments was "exploring", introducing contrived system after contrived system, annoying me with endless quick travel cutscenes, space pirate buttholes and gay random encounters. i got to ship building, and it won't let me add more than 1 singular new component to the starting ship. there is no room for anything else, and i can't afford any of this shit. even when i come back to revisit it later when i have more money, i upgrade my weapons to all green stats, and they became objectively worse. i hated the shipbuilding. i hated EVERYTHING in this game. it's a bunch of cobbled together undercooked ideas.

      i know there is talent in bethesda. they didn't put out their effort, or they were ignored, and both of those are management's fault, and thinking of this as being todd's child project: it was todd's fault. he didn't let them make a bethesda game, he forced them to make *his* game, and shot down anything that would have saved it likely for the sake of saving money the cheap ass Black person he is.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        It is fun when you have money because it is pure creativity starship autism. You get money same way as in fo4, just build an outpost, slap any resource generator, timeskip until storage is full and sell the resource

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          i personally found skipping around to all the best-known traders i had in my head to be the absolute worst time-wasting experiences in this game and it was one of the biggest reasons i quit playing it. just making money this way feels awful. the series of cutscenes to take off and get anywhere feels so fricking terrible. prev beth titles didn't have any locomotion in the loading screens and trying to add it kills it.

          it feels as if this game was accidentally turned into an art project at some point to express what pure banality is.

  35. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not playing your game Todd

  36. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    X4 autists, we're winning.

  37. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I assume this is about Starfield.

    The game is on PC and on XBox. It's just not very good.
    Is this some forced drama to keep the game relevant? Nobody is even talking about the game. Not even shitposting.
    You also forgot that Bethesda has been releasing kinda shitty games for quite some time. Their last game was F76 which was a massive disaster

  38. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    idk why people care so much about a game review score. don't people have better things to do, like playing games?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      People tie their identity to liking or hating a game, so someone having the opposite opinion is a direct attack on their identity and thus them

  39. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Everything I don't like is because of the Discord troony Boogieman

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