>yeah we will give you two druid companions but not a bard
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Why is she so wrinkly?
she has two giant horns sticking out of her forehead
At least she doesn't look like the chud face
>she
Give me Halligan or give me nothing.
and no paladin
and you get a ranger but only at the end of the game
Minsc has berserker strength
> 12 STR
>no paladin
Minthara says hi
Sounds perfect to me, especially the fricking half heights.
You get a paladin moron
Monk and Bard are the odd ones out
no sorcerers ether
Sorcerer isn't a real class
>Yeah we'll let you respec any of the companions into any class you like, at any point in the game, for free
>bard lae'zel
>yeah we'll give you 9 elf/human companions but no dwarf/gnome/dragonborn
The reason for no dwarves/gnomes is unironically because people would cry about pedophilia. I'm not joking. Idk about the Dragonborn, though, considering having one would be an easy furry magnet
You shouldn't have to be able to romance every companion. Just make one dwarf companion that's already married and he just acts like a bro instead of trying to get inside your pants the moment you act nice.
the fanbase is horny and wants to frick everyone that joins their party
only jaheira and minsc were spared from this fate
anyone got a link to that forum post someone made showing how sex animations should work with halflings? always good for a laff
There was supposed to be a halfling... druid
was that the one that was also a werewolf?
what the frick happened to that?
larian can't make a shapeshifter thats fun to play. see; all druid forms and bhaalspawn
That one yes. They probably cut her because we already had druids. Despite her fitting the story well if they'd played their cards right, because of Balduran.
And no monk, at the end of act 2 there should be a route split where you pick between orpheus and the emperor rather than presenting you with yet another fake choice.
Larian REALLY wants you to frick the bear
Bg3 in one picture.
>do it?
1) Yes, ofc,
2) Yes, ofc.
>didn't murder him
you issue
i wanted her to be in my party and frick her so bad
instead i got raped by gale
Tencent makes bad decisions in gaming.
>*mandibles clicking* au-uhhh s-sarr sarr!! *chitin rubbing sounds*
I remember when the farquaads tried doing that in the witcher thread and got made fun of for it.
False flags always get you made fun of.
Close, they know you lot are pedos and can't be trusted with it.
That's cause you're supposed to be the bard. This applies to the original trilogy too
>Playing bard in 5th ed
Fine
>Playing bard any edition before that
Oh shit Black person what are you doing
bards were good in 3.5
Dumbass, your Tav is supposed to be the bard
It's anti-CHR characters because you are meant to be doing the speech checks.
>He didn't reclass everyone into bards
>He is not travelling with his band
you also get no sorcerer for some reason..
maybe in the def edition the durge is gonna be a companion
i hope he is and i hope he's romanceable too. seems like a fine gentleman.
Nere would've been a good Sorc companion for the evil path since the only other mages are Gale, who is too upbeat for the whole Bhaal genocide rape stuff and Wyll, who is too dead for it.
nere has no personality besides being arrogant and an ass like all drow
Sounds great he can sit next to Minty and my Drow who are the exact same.
He actually knows Minthara and has reaction when you mention her
Considering how much dialogue it has over the other classes, it's clear you're supposed to be the bard
Berserker Barbarian you mean
yeah, even the origin characters have special bard lines
druegar is so fricking broken if you plan on stealing anything. at will invisibility is just too fricking good
I've been standing in the goblin camp for an hour debating if I want to betray the grove. I'm trying to kill as many people as possible on this evil playthrough, but the suboptimal rewards... I don't think I have what it takes to be evil.
executing gays is a reward in itself
Durge as bard is kino.
I wish Alf joined the party. She was cute, would have romanced.
It's a small nitpick but I think it would have been way more emotional if in the Durge story Alfira was part of your party and playable for several days before you snap and butcher her.
Really felt like she was meant to be a companion. Instead we got the rape bear.
>Here's your sorcerer companion bro