Year Six. How the frick is this thing still selling?!

Year Six.

How the frick is this thing still selling?!

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    People keep breaking thier systems

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Plastic kids' toy. It keeps breaking like said.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I see the snoys have come out to seethe

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Not really. Both our consoles and dicks are rock solid. Nintendo always has performance issues.
          >fps drops in botw
          Yikes.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >fps drops in botw

            lmao what fricking game DOESN'T have performance issues? Even going back to the Golden Ear of 16 bit games, some of the greatest games of all time had slowdown and sprite flicker. I guess ALL games are shit.

            What a sad pathetic cope argument.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >what fricking game DOESN'T have performance issues?
              clearly you don't own a PS5

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >PS5 doesn't have frame rate issues
                >every game comes with a 30fps option

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                can't have issues if you don't have games

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                movies don't have performance issues

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You'd be surprised. Have you forgotten "20 FPS is better because it's more cinematic"?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You can't have performance issues when you have NO games.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >fps drops in botw
            >yikes
            Seriously? Of all the possible shit you could bring up this is what you choose? I've probably put close to 300 hours into BotW and not once was I ever playing and thought, "yeah, this game kind of runs like shit".

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >I've probably put close to 300 hours into BotW
              i've only done one playthrough and got maybe 40 hours and finished 100+ shrines and have no desire to replay it nor would it feel like it has replay value, how could someone possibly get 300 hours out of it? am i doing something wrong?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I did about 160 hours on my initial playthrough, then another ~100 on master mode. I'll admit I put it down for about 4 years after that and thought I'd never have the desire to play it again, but I picked it up recently and already blew through over 40 hours (and only around 70 shrines). You're obviously fast traveling everywhere and using some kind of a guide for the shrines. Either that or you're just running past everything that isn't a shrine. I don't know. Obviously I could finish the game tonight if I wanted to, but I'm having a lot of fun with it again.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                NTA, but after 50 hours I got burnt out on the game. Despised the stupid story, hated the sidequests, got bored of the shrines before I even completed a quarter of them. I don't know, it's just not fun. It's not challenging or intriguing. Definitely on the lower end of open world games.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >It's not challenging or intriguing
                It's a Zelda game. It's about as deep as any other Zelda game, which have always been simple fun anyone can beat since the SNES era. I know that doesn't justify anything, but if you don't like Zelda games then of course you're not going to like it.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You consoom your games instead of playing them

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                If BOTW has no replay value then no video game has replay value. It's one of the most open non-restrictive video games.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              It can chug a bit during large explosions
              Moot point anyway though since it's a shit game

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Not silky smooth like a Bloodborne, right?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Bloodborne runs like shit even on a PS5 and it's literally the only game you have.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Yikes
            Zoinks!

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Can PS5 really be called rock solid after they took out half the heatsink lmao

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Where is that one snoy that kept claiming that sales plateaued and were going to starting falling to nothing around this time?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            They did plateu though, they're down massively in literally every other country

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Source?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Famitsu
                NPD
                etc

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >they're down massively
              >NPD
              >Famitsu

              ?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Void Terrarium 2
                Wait, what?? I fricking love VT, I had no idea there's VT2

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Here's a switch being dropped from an airplane and still working: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8QCFNAgPDo

        keep seething and coping lmao

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/1wVTzif.jpg

          Year Six.

          How the frick is this thing still selling?!

          BAHAHAHA even with all the dumb shit they occasionally do, Nintendo still puts out top quality.

          And yet another reason I'll always own at least 1 Nintendo console every gen

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Now if only Nintendo could solve the drifting question. What even causes drifting in the first place?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You know the thing the push your stick back to the neutral position? It's some kind of rubber band. All controllers with sticks use these. The Switch ones just so happen to either really shit, or very easy to dislodge from their normal position.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >It keeps breaking
        It's the most durable console on the market.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Its really not. The controllers in particular are hilariously fragile for the intended audience.
          On my 2nd switch, 3rd set of joycons. First switch just fricking died. Real shame cause it was a paperclip friendly model. Cracked it open and replaced the battery but nada. Mainboard was fried.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Its really not
            You realise you're using controllers to argue the durability of a console right?
            A console that can survive some pretty extreme conditions at that.

            If you broke your switch then you must have a major tard rage.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              My bet is that he forgot to charge it or used a nyko dock.
              I've never heard of a switch or any system just kill itself for no reason.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >The controllers in particular are hilariously fragile for the intended audience.
            I've managed to got through 4 PS4 controllers because of how fricked the drift is on them. At least with the Switch I can clean it and the drift goes away.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I guess this is the new cope line, basically just "it doesn't count" since the reality of the Switch outselling everything has become so overwhelming and undeniable that the only remaining recourse is to make excuses for why the numbers are so high.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I wouldn't call it a new cope as much as they're putting a new spin on an old one. I mean, people used to think it was a frail system because of those melt edits.
        Then someone revealed it shuts off long before the melting point.
        Then the drop and water cutter tests happened.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I still have my launch console. Though I will say the controllers are trash.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      As opposed to the other consoles that break themselves.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Still won't sell out while PS5 is still out of stock everywhere, really makes you think who's rigging the game, huh?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Brand new super console gets curbstomped every month since release.

      Fricking hysterical. How did sony frick up so bad.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >j-j-just you wait Tendie! The Steam Deck will kill the Switch!!!

        Switch outsellls Steam Deck by 1000:1 every month

        >REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

        My sides XDD

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Switch outsellls Steam Deck by 1000:1 every month
          McDonalds also outsells real food, doesn't make it not shit

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous
          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            More people buy real food to cook their own food than mcdonalds you moronic gay

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The cope tho

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            FOOD ANALOGY

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >SALES OF THE DECK ARE GOING TO BURY SWITCH!
            >Y-Y-YEAH SALES DON'T MATTER ANYWAY!

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >food analogy
            kek

            >j-j-just you wait Tendie! The Steam Deck will kill the Switch!!!

            Switch outsellls Steam Deck by 1000:1 every month

            >REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

            My sides XDD

            I mean, if someone thought Deck was going to kill pokémon it's fricking moronic.
            Steam Deck is better, of course, but you can't buy it normally.

            • 2 years ago
              Boco

              No one thought the Deck would ever be anything more than a novelty that is soon forgotten.

              Valve will sell it for two years then move on.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              What's the battery life on the deck? Is it at least 6 hours?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                lmao no, it's a 90 minute battery life. If you nerf the settings and cap the frame rate at 30 you can then get about 4 hours but at that point you're not even playing playing at a higher quality than the Switch.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The original Switch doesn't even come close to 4 hours, however, with games that demand a lot from the hardware. I've run out of battery in less than 2 hours playing sims which I assume uses the CPU to the max all the time.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >The original Switch
                Works on my machine

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >The original Switch doesn't even come close to 4 hours,
                The battery life on the original is 2.5 to 6.5 depending on the game.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Assuming that 2.5 hours is the minimum, it is still far from 4 hours that anon said in the other post. I have already finished with the battery of mine with less than 2.5 hours, however, even with the battery in very good condition. I'll do a test here by leaving a city management game with complex simulation running on fast foward for a while.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Assuming that 2.5 hours is the minimum
                Are you an idiot?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                What's so hard to understand, underage fanboy?
                The anon there meant that for Deck to reach 4 hours of battery life, you will need to reduce the graphics until they reach the equivalent of a Nintendo Switch. It turns out that a Nintendo Switch running something that demands the most of it won't get past 2.5 hours. Don't you see the problem in his post?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I see the problem, he's comparing a model that 90% of people don't have and isn't sold anymore. So both him and you are idiots.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You keep bringing up a model that isn't sold anymore and was stopped being made after 12 months, the majority of people don't have or will ever that that model so there's no point in trying to use that as a comparison for the Deck.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                An OG Switch after 5 years will obviously have a pretty fricked up battery by that point, but the Deck is a 90 minute battery life fresh out of the box playing stuff at the settings people like to show off.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >An OG Switch after 5 years will obviously have a pretty fricked up battery by that point
                Well no, I took care of mine pretty well and I still get the usual times.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Maybe they'd get more enjoyment if they disabled the gay ass settings shit in Deck videos. Play like a normal person, frick

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            lol why do Steam Deck Black folk keep using this same pathetic food analogy?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Define real food, if you mean not fast food lmao no, McDonalds makes a lot of money compared to other food companies because they have near monopoly on fast food in a lot of places compared to all the billions being spread around other companies more for other food.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          not a real console

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Steam deck has no games!

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >literally can't fulfill the orders from customers before the next VR revolution or flop
          Don't care though, I was playing Strikers a few minutes ago on Yuzu, works like a charm at 4K on my RTX 3070. Stop being poor and stop fighting for a company that'd throw you under the bus if they had to lol

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Strikers
            >an entirely online focused game
            >emulator
            Actual moron.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Imagine wanting to play a bing bing wahoo soccer game online how pathetic my god

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                moron seething for exposing himself, likely doesn't even have a 3070 or a Deck.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous
          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Stop being poor
            >has to steal his vidya and tries to justify it with valve cheerleading

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Still won't sell out while PS5 is still out of stock everywhere, really makes you think who's rigging the game, huh?
      The israelites made Sony create bad games on purpose for bringing much shame to the homeland of Nintendo.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's been half a decade, dude. Do you honestly still find it amusing to post this kind of shit?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I've been making fun of Sony for over 2 decades, and I'll never stop.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Demand exceeding supply means lost potential sales. PS5’s stock issues aren’t doing it any favors. Even Microsoft has the stock issue (mostly) under control. How is having ample Switch supply a bad thing if it’s still outselling them both? PS5 stock issues will probably persist as we get closer to the holidays, but they are at least obtainable now if you want to look around IRL. Not as obtainable as they were in May, and their resale price has cropped back up to $700 after being nearly the same as retail (and below for used units).

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it seems you are doing everything except thinking

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Say with me now, anon
      >It's "artificial scarcity" only when Sony's competitors do it!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There is still chip shortage.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's just a really good console. The sales are also a lot more organic/word or mouth rather being based on advertising/hype/brand recognition. The reason the Switch just seems to keep going and going - despite most people agreeing that it's looking pretty underpowered these days - is that most people have a friend or a family member that has one, and when they try it out they realize it's actually really cool and for the price is something they definitely want in their life. Most people I know irl who have one don't even really care if a game is an exclusive or not; it just has such a great library there's shit for everyone and playing modern games on a comfy handheld just works.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >really good console

      Absolutely not. It's the games that make the cash.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >How the frick is this thing still selling?!

    Its the best console on the market. Has been for years.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >No sheet
      Fricking disgusting

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Snoys live in the poor house
      No surprise there.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >no sheets
      >didn't even bother taking the fricking plastic off of the bottom one
      >awful carpet that's coming off of the staples
      >picture shows 2 sqft. of floor and there's trash and dirt everywhere
      someone just lazily painted over the floor trim with like indoor outdoor paint

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    OHNONONONONONO JESUS CHRIST DECK BROS HOW IS THIS HAPPENING TO US?

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It has a bigger screen than the DS and doesn't run down your phone battery.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    its fun

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Despite the disgusting movie games like Xenoblade and Fire Emblem, it still puts out actual video games like Metroid and Mario, and that's already 10 steps above what sony and Microsoft are trying to do. They've gone full gung ho into the pretentious movie loving scene. Just look at how much they jerk off over TLOU or Uncharted or Persona or Nier: Automata. They only care about their fancy graphics and voice acting and pretentious storytelling. Sony and MS don't care about good gameplay anymore, and it's so frustrating.

    When they're eventually kicked out the industry, I can only hope their effect on Nintendo will leave as well. Then the JRPG genre can shrivel up and die, as well as the visual novel genre. Then, and only then, can the healing begin.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Frick off Doug.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >being THIS angry that the ps5 and xbox are losing relevance

        Don't take your anger out on me.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Don't even have either, I'm strictly pc.
          Frick off.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Then why are you whiteknighting them so hard? Does it really make you angry for me to say that Halo and Persona are terrible movie games, and they deserve to fail?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              You don't add anything of worth to any conversation even if it's shitposting, frick off Doug.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >OP asks how the Switch is still selling
                >give a clear and concise answer, aka movie games are trash and don't sell consoles normally, especially low effort visual novels like TLOU

                Try to keep up next time.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Again, you add nothing. Frick off.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Literally answered the OP. Try again.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >moron took 12 years and an ungodly amount of b***h slapping to finally stop shitting on Metroid, including dread
        It's a tiny improvement. Still, stop giving him attention. Black person now cries that animal crossing is a movie game.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You do know the first visual novels and JRPGs were on the famicom?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        And the sooner they die, the better. Just like Metal Gear, which started on the NES but has been a disgusting blight on the industry ever since.

        >something bad has existed for a long time
        >let's NOT fix it, because that's how learning from our mistakes is supposed to work, right?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Then why mention Sony and Microsoft's effect on Nintendo?
          Even if Nintendo was the only console maker in business you'd still be seeing them, it's like trying to erase abstract art just because you don't like it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Just ignore ACgay.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i've noticed in the advertising for games like tlou that they absolutely avoid showing gameplay, only cinematics. It's like the developers think of themselves as movie makers rather than game makers. In contrast, even xenoblade advertisements feature obvious gameplay footage.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I hate these genres, so they are not real games
      Based moron

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I hate the walking simulator and visual novel genres, and as it so happens, those aren't real games either. just saiyan, a bad game has a stink that you can't ignore.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      True. Nintendo is the only big developer still making games.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Lol, nintendo makes rehashes and shovelware, not games

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          And PlayStation doesn’t?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You're thinking of Fromsoftware

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Remember how the DS systems always sold well? It's because there is a massive audience of families and children, the majority of Nintendo owners always have been. Nintendo did the smart thing and combined their consoles and handhelds into one range and it's showing.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The average Nintendo Switch owner is over twenty.

      >Early adopters of the Nintendo Switch tended to be in the mid-20s to mid-30s, but as time has gone on the age range for the system's owners has become spread both older and younger. 31% of owners as of Q4 2018 were under 24, and 21% fell into the 35-44 range

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >sales
    >UK
    come back when a nation bigger than my dick posts sales

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    weirdest thing is I can't buy original Nintendo joycons on Amazon, physical stores in my country went really out of their way and sealed exclusive contracts to sell joycons, but yeah they kept the "family and sports" games weapon for a time when sales would tank, as you can see it picked them up pretty well...the ads on television for those things are back in greater forces, so the Switch is breathing a new life

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      HOLY SHIT SO MUCH THIS

      I noticed too, it's the damn wii nostalgia for wii sports and motion control shit and family stuff that's fricking insane

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I work at gamestop and Switch Sports is unironically selling like hotcakes

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Have they added golf yet? It seems so barebones compared to the original games.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is this deja vu?
    I swear this thread happened before.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because Nintendo is a cult.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      so why didn't the Wii-U sell

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Answer him homosexual.

      so why didn't the Wii-U sell

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the most amazing part in all this is how Nintendo has been so dominant in Europe ever since the Wii released
    historically Nintendo was only a niche console in Europe, with Sega dominating the SMS and Mega Drive gens, and then Sony obliterating everything with the PS1 and then PS2. The only thing that actually sold well in Europe for Nintendo up until that point had been the GB and GBA. Hell even the Dendy was more popular than the real NES console back then.
    Then the PS3 fricked up so monumentally that Nintendo managed to get a foothold in Europe

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    B-but the Deck... Ganker said Valve was winning...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The deck is winning in the hearts of gamers. They know it is the better way to play Persona 5 portably

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Persona gains nothing from the Decks extra power and then the Deck experience gets dragged down by it's shitty screen, HUEG form factor, jet engine fans, 1.5 hour better life and buttons falling of the side of the unit. The Deck is a glorified Chink emulator.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I have a deck and I disagree it looks better and feels better to play than my switch

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I have a deck and I agree it looks worse and feels worse to play than my switch

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >and then the Deck experience gets dragged down by it's shitty screen, HUEG form factor,
          I don't see why this is such a taboo to talk about.
          I mean, I've used one and even though I have massive fricking hands going from the dpad/face buttons to the stick of a pain.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >the Deck experience gets dragged down by it's shitty screen, HUEG form factor, jet engine fans, 1.5 hour better life
          After actually using one, I can safely say it has none of these problems. Battery life averages 3-5.5 hours after taking basic power saving measures. You cannot hear the fans unless you start blasting the thing at 20W and it's not too big either (though I do have xbox huge hands).

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Persona gains nothing from the Decks extra power
          P5R is gonna run at 60fps on the deck

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Its actually going so well, Gaben is already talking about a Deck 2. Nobody who has a working brain expected Deck to directly compete with the big boys like Nintendo or Microsoft, but it has beaten the chink competition. It was made for people who like to fiddle with stuff and enjoy playing on their beds. Normies cannot handle so many settings and customization.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The deck should have come with detachable controllers, first thing that's going to break

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >specs of a shitty 2014 android tablet
    >price hasn't dropped a single cent even half a decade after release
    >still gets new games, from indies to AAA
    >still the best selling console in many regions
    Why is it so good?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nintendo cracked the code, they make games for it instead of movies

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >specs of a shitty 2014 android tablet
      Nvidia Shield was the most powerful tablet at the time, tho. And still in the top 20ish that still is in the triple digit price range.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >price hasn't dropped a single cent even half a decade after release
      >still gets new games, from indies to AAA
      You mistook the cause and the effect.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      OG switch can be found for about 10-15% cheaper than what it originally cost.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's the magic anon, simple as

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      whomst the lass beside Molyneux

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >lass

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      (laughs)

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        (raughs)

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Who is this James Hetfield look-alike?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That 5th Japanese quote is very anti western.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        as a westerner myself im not even sure wtf is wrong with a lot of us

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      now include yuji naka on the japanese side

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The saddest thing is that this lets Nintendo do fricking nothing and not even bother making games. Like, okay, I have a Switch and it's an okay console, but what do I play on it? I've already played all the games that are getting ported years ago, and Nintendo releases one game a year.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >but what do I play on it?
      The games that are coming out at a consistent rate. The only way you could be dissatisfied is if you're a tendie.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >The only way you could be dissatisfied is if you're a cubie

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I mean they're the same thing.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Not exactly, tendies consume everything Nintendo puts out, while cubies are obssessed with specific games they're nostalgic for and hate every release outside of that parameter.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >tendies consume everything Nintendo puts out, while cubies are obssessed with specific games
              Nintendo's sales numbers have way too much variation for that kind of tendie to exist. Cubies on the other hand are tendies to a t. In that they idolise the Nintendo staples like Mario and Zelda but absolutely nothing else which is why n they're dissatisfied with systems that don't have them in droves.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >consistent rate
        >Triangle Strategy and Kirby in March
        >Three Houses Musou and Xenoblade in July
        >Harvestella in November
        >that's it
        I mean, that's consistent in a sense, but not in a good one.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I guess time and space work differently for you tendies, huh.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You should be playing MHRise Sunbreak like a good tendie right now.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Not him but
          >January
          PLA
          >February
          >March
          Triangle Strategy
          Kirby
          >April
          Switch Sports
          >May
          >June
          Mario Strikers
          Sunbreak
          >July
          Live a Live
          Xenoblade 3
          >August
          SD Gundam
          >September
          Splatoon
          >October
          Rabbids Sparks
          >November
          Scarlet/Violet
          >December

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            And that doesn't even include notable multiplats and unannounced xmas lineup

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I literally cannot finish my backlog.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because it actually believes in EXCLUSIVES which is one of the best ways to incentivize buying your console?

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Women LOVE the Switch

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Women make up an incredibly small group of switch owners.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        49% is too small?

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ever tendie I know owns like three of these fricking things for some fricking reason

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Really? They probably have some of them hacked.

  23. 2 years ago
    Nintendojitsu

    The future takes shape.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They won't do it because the Joy Cons need to be the same size.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It actually has games.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The Switch has video games.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      no sweetie

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Did you make this? If yes, how much time have you invested into making this?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          More then he spent using his PS5.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >port
        >on PC
        >on other platforms
        And?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You shit on sony for having no exclusives when a lot of yours are not in fact exclusive and/or run worse than other platforms

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >You shit on sony for having no exclusives when a lot of yours are not in fact exclusive
            The majority of switch games people talk about are full exclusives anon.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Bro why did you use white that shit is unreadable. Also if you take "Wii U" ones as it's irrelevant (to hell buying used hardware) and the good exclusives you have a fair handful of games worth it. Switch has appeal.

        t. don't own a switch (yet)

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I always find it hilarious when people call BotW a "port", as though everyone already played it and then they made a slightly upgraded version for the Switch. After Mario, Mario, Mario, and Halo, BotW was probably the biggest launch title of all time.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This is lame. Must be really bad being yourself.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Xenoblade 2
        >It's OK

        >Xenoblade 3
        >Niche JRPG

        ???
        You're gonna have a hard time in 3 weeks when this board gets the game.
        At least correct that if you want to troll. And Bravely Deafult II is on PC as well, so change that to
        >play on Deck instead

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You shit on sony for having no exclusives when a lot of yours are not in fact exclusive and/or run worse than other platforms

        These dumb motherfrickers in the thread saying "better performance on X" or "port, also on Y" completely missing the point that the key feature of the Switch is portability. Guess I expected too much from people who never leave their PCs.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >that the key feature of the Switch is portability
          Yes, and Switch can't compete with phones and tablets in portability, performance or sale numbers.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          we go outside for other reasons, not to play with a childs toy.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No no no, you do not get it:
        >Xbox
        >A game gains nothing but graphics from being ported here
        >Playstation
        >A game gains nothing but graphics from being ported here
        >Switch
        >A game gains portability when ported here
        Portability >>>>> graphics. Its an actual extra function that works. No it does not matter that you don't like it, or think its dumb, or think its not a function, its a literal new function gained period.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Even if that were true, the steam deck gives better performance and graphics than switch as well as having cheaping games all on the portable gimmick

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            And yet it will be little more than a footnote in history.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I don't emulate games

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Can I go out and buy one right now?
            >No but if you sign up for the waiting list-

            Can I go out and buy one right now?
            >If you had already signed up you'd have-

            Can I go out and buy one right now?

            That's what I thought.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Ok, but the steam deck is a bit harder to get ahold of, plus its more expensive by a wide margin.
            >those don't matter
            They matter.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >its more expensive by a wide margin
              All it takes is for you to buy 3 overpriced 7 year old ports and suddenly your Switch is the most expensive console

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Did you make this? If yes, how much time have you invested into making this?

        More then he spent using his PS5.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Pac-Man World is getting a fricking remake?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yes.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Kept you waiting, huh?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Using white font
        moron

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Switch hasn’t got a big game in like 3 months

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Xenoblade 3 and Splatoon 3

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >kirby forgotten land
        >triangle strategy
        >mario strikers
        >switch sports
        >fire emblem 3h warriors
        >etc
        you gays are so beyond pathetic.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Shovelware = big games
          Yikes, is the state of Switch so bad these days?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Yikes
            How old are you?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >D-Doesn't count!

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t get why using the “It’s also on Wii U” is an argument when no one fricking bought the Wii U, it was the biggest flop of Nintendo history, unless you count Virtual Boy,

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I honestly don't get why people only focus on exclusives in the first place. I don't care that shit like Hollow Knight, Stardew Valley, and a shit ton of JRPGs are on multiple platforms when they're far more enjoyable to play on Switch; it's just a better platform for a lot of genres that I like, and I think that's why most people like the Switch.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >I honestly don't get why people only focus on exclusives in the first place
        Because exclusives are the only selling point for a console. If a game exists somewhere else then it's tertiary and shouldn't be used as a reason for any one system.
        Or at least that's how it used to be until Sony and Microsoft went pseudo third party.

        Wii U ports are a special case though unlike say Demon's Souls on ps5 or GTAV they tend to have content exclusive to the switch version.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >exclusives are the only selling point for a console
          Maybe if you're looking at Playstation vs Xbox, but I think the Switch has a unique enough formfactor that that itself is a selling point. I specifically brought up Stardew because I know more than one person irl who bought a Switch after seeing a family member playing it in handheld and deciding on the spot that they wanted one. I know that's just my own small anecdotal thing, and I honestly don't even know that many people who have a Switch, but I really believe that the size combined with all the modern games you can play at the touch of a button on the couch or wherever is a huge selling point. I mean, we know that the biggest userbase is people in their late 20's and 30's, and I really believe that's because those people just don't have the time to sit down for hours in front of a TV or computer anymore (or have families and just can't). A lot of them probably haven't owned a console in a couple generations and the Switch is a great way to play older games they missed (especially WiiU, which nobody owned).

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Maybe if you're looking at Playstation vs Xbox
            Anon, it's been true for every system.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I'm talking specifically about the current generation. Nintendo combining home console with handheld is new, and they also have more 3rd party games available than ever before (that might not be true; I haven't owned a Nintendo console since N64).

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's funny too because the ones shitting on it is also doing the same thing.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nintendo may be a shit company in a lot of ways but I cannot not respect how in a time when Activision cancels THPS remakes because it didn't make ALL the money, Nintendo still regularly puts out weird/niche stuff like 2D Metroid, Luigi's Mansion etc.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Luigi's Mansion isn't niche. 3 sold 11 million copies.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >give small budget to a niche game
      >make some money
      >employees get more experienced
      >more games means more chances to get lucky and releasing a game that exceed expectations like animal crossing or three houses
      >they are all exclusives so they can potentially convince some people to buy your console
      >it also makes your console more attractive because there is larger selection of games
      I am surprised that their competitors don't do that.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe too much administrative overhead per-project (accounting, advertising, leadership)
        I can't imagine another reason to just outright reduce the number of projects you have by deleting all smaller ones and only keeping the megaproductions

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >I am surprised that their competitors don't do that.
        Because everything they crap out has to be on a Hollywood blockbuster budget.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          And these blockbusters still sell less than Nintendo "smaller" games.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >weird/niche stuff like 2D Metroid, Luigi's Mansion etc.
      next you're going to tell me dark souls is a hidden gem

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >weird/niche stuff like 2D Metroid, Luigi's Mansion etc.
      Luigi sold 11m which is more than TLOU2 or Ghost of Tsushima. Metroid sold "only" 3m which is still more than any game for ps5.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Trying to compare Sony sales to Nintendo sales is just nonsensical as they're not 1 to 1. A Sony game selling 10 million isn't the same as a Nintendo game selling 10 million, 80-90% of Sony sales are done after they cut the price to $10-$20 2 months in while 90% Nintendo games are bought at a full $60 price.

        i been thinking about buying one, is there a new one coming out anytime soon?

        Just the special Splatoon 3 version coming in August that looks really nice, there lwon't be another model until at earliest late 2023 and it may not even be a "Pro" version but something like a Switch Lite OLED version.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nintendo Switch 2022 so far

    January:
    >Pokémon Legends: Arceus

    March:
    >Triangle Strategy
    >Chocobo GP
    >Kirby and The Forgotten Land
    >Mario Kart 8 Deluxe - Booster Course Pass DLC [WAVE 1 of 6]

    April:
    >Nintendo Switch Sports

    June:
    >Mario Strikers: Battle League
    >Fire Emblem Warriors: Three Hopes

    July:
    >Live A Live HD-2D remake
    >Xenoblade Chronicles 3

    September:
    >Splatoon 3

    October:
    >Mario + Rabbids Sparks of Hope

    November:
    >Pokemon Scarlet and Violet

    Announced for 2022:
    >Advance Wars 1+2: Re-Boot Camp
    >Bayonetta 3
    >Front Mission 1st remake

    Announced for 2023:
    >The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild 2

    Beyond:
    >Front Mission 2 remake
    >Resident Evil Outrage aka Revelations 3
    >Metroid Prime 4

    Feels good lads

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      all that shovelware and vaporware like bayonetta 3 and advance wars. feels bad

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >shovelware
        I don't think you know how to use that insult.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          how are switch sports chocobo and mario strikers not low effort cashgrabs

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            For one thing, strikers is a very well optimized and gets terrific reviews, along with having a lot of content and animations.

            Switch Sports is is rebuilt ground up, with new sports and an entire stadium city created for it.

            I'll give you Chocobo GP though.
            Didn't catch that on the list.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              is a very well optimized and gets terrific reviews
              LOL
              with having a lot of content
              LMFAOOOOO

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I was losing hope for Bayo launching on October, but out of nowhere Sony announced GoW for November, so maybe Nintendo could do the same

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >but out of nowhere Sony announced GoW for November,
        They announced it got November? Jesus, they sent it out to die.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The new designs will help with No Nut November at least

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Pokemon will counteract that.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Why does gow matter?
        Nintendo constantly just announces a game close to release or does a huge update trailer.
        >Astral Chain
        >metroid dread
        >PM TOK
        >xenoblade3
        >etc.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >xenoblade
      >auto attack
      >top tier
      come on

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's easily the best console on the market since the other 2 are just shitty PCs that can't play any classic games.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what classic games can the switch play? it needs the cloud to run kingdom hearts lmao

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >kingdom hearts
        >classic
        lmao

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          20 years anon, 20 years

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        More like Squeenix needed the cloud to avoid having to do an actual port.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >what classic games can the switch play? it needs the cloud to run kingdom hearts lmao
        It can't even run Vectrex games properly for fricks sake.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >can't even run Vectrex games
          Literally the only thing holding me back from pulling the trigger on that $50 expansion pack. I can't complain though, as it still has the best version of Tetris

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          uh can anything do vectrex games accurately other than a vector graphic display unit?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >one of the best se supported systems, and by far the best nintendo jrpg machine since snes
        >b-but they didn't even bother to do a proper port of the disney game!
        Maybe SE realizes that the Switch user base is a little older than that? I mean, whatever the reason they did a lazy cloud version it obviously wasn't because the Switch can't handle those games. They obviously made a conscious decision not to spend the time and effort on games they didn't think fit the target audience.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Thread Six.

    How the frick is this loser still reposting?!

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    how much rent are tendies paying to live in your head?

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >never played a 3D mario game before
    >buy Mario 3D all-stars
    >3 games for the price of one
    >2 of them 10/10, 1 of them 6/10
    worth it, SM64 is easily one of the best games i have ever played and i only played it for the first time a couple months ago

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Which one was your 6/10?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I hope the 6/10 isn't sunshine

        Sunshine was the 6/10, it just felt rushed and should have had more development time. It still introduced a lot of great concepts that were used by the Mario games that came later. Keep in mind that for me, a 6/10 is a game that I would complete once but never have any desire to play again.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That's fair. A lot of early gamecube stuff seemed cursed to be rushed since nintendo were worried about sales. Even melee was made in less than a year

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Melee was somwthing israelite 13 months I belueve. Still insane considering the amount of content.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >never played a 3D mario game before
          >buy Mario 3D all-stars
          >3 games for the price of one
          >2 of them 10/10, 1 of them 6/10
          worth it, SM64 is easily one of the best games i have ever played and i only played it for the first time a couple months ago

          actual based frogposter

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Imbecilic frogposter

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I hope the 6/10 isn't sunshine

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It could only be sunshine.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      now get 3D World and Odyssey
      also play 3D Land and Galaxy 2 somewhere else

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Most interesting post in the thread.
      I wonder what is it like to find and enjoy m64 for the first time in 2022. I love the game, and i dont think it has aged a bit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >that feeling of playing mario 64 for the first time
      giwtwm

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What did you like about SM64?

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You can play on a Switch sitting next to your wife watching some stupid romcoms in the living room

    You can play on a Switch with your kids / your kids can play on the Switch

    A Switch is cheaper than any other current-gen option

    Nintendo has reliable high-quality, family-friendly content for casuals without any news of gambling for kids and other shit

    People just want a break from the hardships of life. Most people have lives and real problems, so they don't seek validation from super hard video games to feel better about themselves. They just want to bing bing wahoo for an hour before bed.

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Relatively inexpensive
    >Lightweight and portable, with small cartridges
    >Not top of the line power but still decent performance for anyone who's not obsessed with photorealism.
    >Easy multiplayer setup for parties.
    >Child-friendly software for moms and grandmas to buy.
    >Effective brand

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Not top of the line power but still decent performance for anyone who's not obsessed with photorealism.
      fortunately for Nintendo, their games would be worse with photorealistic graphics because the art style simply doesn't allow it. Mario would look stupid if he real, especially with his nose and other weird proportions.

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >minecraft and zoomnite are the most successful games ever made
    >haha nintendo will lose because their grafics are shit lol

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Kek this. Having realistic graphics in your game is against the trends. It makes sense. Zoomers never witnessed technical limitations so realistic graphics do not impress them. My nephew was shocked when I told him that chrono trigger on his phone is from 30 years ago. He thought he is playing modern indie.
      Funny. It's kind of how realistic art went out of fashion after invention of photography.

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    games

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Posting a classic.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He probably got erectile dysfunction a year later. Call me a moron on any of this, I know it's easier to talk back after all this but:
      >battery life issue
      fair concern but expectations on battery life depends on per person
      >720p in 2017 issue
      Its a handheld, we knew about docked mode where some games can get better performance on it.
      >shitty tenga processor issue
      Dont know enough to comment on that
      >usual nintendo controller-design autism issue again
      The joycon gimmick didn't get in the way of gameplay unlike the Wii U where it's sometimes required or need to buy a separate accessory to play it traditionally. I hate the joycons personally but it helps compliments the hybrid aspect of the console as you don't need to buy a controller to play docked.
      >no 3rd party issue
      wait till he sees the first year of every gaming device.
      >overpriced issue
      same price of a PS4(?) and Xbox One S(?), consumers knew that the switch could fill the role of both a home console and handheld.

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Zoomers are literally buying CRT tvs and people don't understand how the Switch is popular?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What's the correlation?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The newest hardware with the prettiest graphics has been diminishing returns for 3 generations at this point and most people just care more about playing fun games. I'm not saying those are the same people buying CRTs and Switches.

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Buy PS5
    >FFXIV and Astrobot
    >Buy Xbox
    >Halo
    >Buy Switch
    >about a dozen decent games to play

    It's pretty clear.

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'd maybe get a Deck if it could be docked like a Switch. That's a feature Valve definitely should have replicated.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm surprised how enjoyable the docking and handheld 'forms' of the console are.

      The only problem is some game UI isn't meant for handheld or TV. You can see Metroid Dread's UI is for handheld in a general sense whereas with Fire Emblem, nothing scales down properly to the handheld mode.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you can dock it though?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I'd maybe get a Deck if it could be docked like a Switch.
      Pretty sure you can get an USB-C to HDMI dock converter to plug your Deck on the TV. Valve just hasn't made one themselves. Got to agree they should have thought of it but maybe they could have run into legal trouble? They should have given it a HDMI port however.

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    tick tock snoys, tick tock

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Predict the exact month, anons.
      December 2022. We may see a price drop near the end of the year, which will boost sales.

      • 2 years ago
        Nintendojitsu

        November 2022

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >We may see a price drop near the end of the year, which will boost sales.
        For the past 3 shareholder meetings Furukawa was saying that because of shortages they can't make enough Switches to meet the demand.
        What would a price drop achieve?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        November. Video game related Christmas gifts are never bought on December because both games and consoles are released on November.

        Pokemon Sca/Vio will be the system seller this year. And if Nintendo does a bundle, it's over.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Nintendo should launch ScaVio on the same day that GOW Ragnarok launches just to show AAAgays that nobody gives a frick about their games.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Remember how snoys were desperate enough to claim that the Switch is 8th gen to save face when it comes to 9th gen sales. I wonder how they will cope when that claim means that they either admit that the PS4 lost 8th gen or that the PS5 is 90 million sales behind 1st place.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The seething will make board unusable for a while.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Not that anon, and I really don't care about console war shit, but do come into these threads occasionally to see all the moronic shit people say about the Switch (it has issues, but the people shitting on it never know what they actually are, or even why people like it). But yeah, anyone trying to compare PS5 to anything at this point just seems moronic to me. PS is the only console that's been relying on exclusives for like 3 generations now, but it has no exclusives. Xbox was always the more powerful system, and they have gamepass so it seems like a no-brainer if you want a console other than Switch. I seriously don't get it (and I say that as someone who bought a PS4 to play FFVIIR).

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I mostly just come here because I enjoy to see them seethe after spending a decade telling themselves that Sony was untouchable. Them getting mad over the Switch, a system that was said to be dead on arrival by a lot of werstern journos and communities, makes it even better.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It's fun watching the snoys hype up some moronic nonsense then claim a Switch title is going to bomb and watching them seethe in one week over it not coming true. They have also stopped counting exclusives and sales then just write off all Switch games as shit to combat the fact that Sony is fricking them over by porting everything to PC.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Wikipedia confirmed snoys
        That whole 8th gen claim is moronic

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >PS4 has been out for four extra years
      >Only 10 million more with with PS4 Pro double dipping
      Do they even have a cope for this?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Actually, they have.
        PS4 and PS4 Pro are the exact same console. Switch is hybrid, aka both home console and a handheld. It's 2 consoles in 1, so those 108 mil sold units basically means that Nintendo sold 54 mil home consoles and 54 mil handhelds.

        >AYYYY AHAHAHA OHNONONONO only 54 mil! Nintendo is doomed!

        (when you see threads, know it's not me)

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          close, but not quite.
          The cope is that the switch is home console + handheld. only selling 107mil.
          Which is a flop to the 255mil wii+ds did.
          That's the actual cope.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I thought the cope was just acting like the PS4 vs Switch thing never existed and to hide behind PS2 sales.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              That still would fail because the PS2 only sold 100 million by the time the ps3 came out. They just tracked it 8 years after the PS3 came out.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >FLOP

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      august sees the ps4 fall. squids will rule the world.
      We will become splatoon.

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I like the switch but godamn i reallt fricking hate tendies and their consolewar shit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Do you honestly believe that it's tendies making the non-stop Switch threads?

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    2017 to 2022 is five years

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Considering Switch is mostly has phone and mobile games on it, it should be compared to phones. And considering there are literally over 1 billion of just Android phones sold every year, Switch is irrelevant.

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    children are born every year, there will always be demand for a handheld

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I always find it hilarious when people don't know how to capitalize a sentence or use a fricking period and then call other anons children. Zoomers are fricking moronic.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yet the Vita and Deck tanked.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        In part because they were stupid enough to try and push those to adults more likely to use their phones to play something disposable at lunchtime. Sony stopped promoting Vita after ONE year just because portable Call of Duty flopped.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Doesn't that apply to economics in general, as in every product?

  46. 2 years ago
    Nintendojitsu

    "Nintendo Switch 2, the future of gaming"

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Report every ACgay post.

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Damm, Nintendo just keeps winning. Incredible. Sony fans must be so angry!

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It has gaems
    I'd buy it myself if I wasn't broke

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >year six
    >released march 2017
    >2022 - 2017 = 5.
    >add 1/3 as it is july
    ???
    Can Ganker not into math?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >march 2017 - march 2018
      first year
      >march 2018 - march 2019
      second year
      >march 2019 - march 2020
      third year
      >march 2020 - march 2021
      fourth year
      >march 2021 - march 2022
      fifth year
      >march 2022 - march 2023
      sixth year

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >- march 2023
        >sixth year

        Last I checked we're still in 2022 schizo-kun.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          We are in the middle of its sixth year, moron.

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    because its good, moron

    Im not even a nintendogay

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >good console keeps selling
    >WOW DOOD HOW
    Really makes you think.

  53. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i have a PS5, series X, a good PC and a switch
    i barely play the Xbox or PS5, mostly I'm using my PC and switch
    still waiting on my deck, though I hardly think I'll stop using my switch, it's just too damn comfy to play in bed

  54. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's Nintendo. They can make video games for people ages 3 years old to 75 years old, maybe even older than that. That is something that Sony and Microsoft are still not able to do, despite their efforts.

  55. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Are there genuine Snoys here, or is it all just shitposters? I thought TLOU2 killed them all off.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They're all genuine unfortunately.

  56. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because it barely sold jack shit in the uk and is massively down everywhere else. 24% more than 4 sales is only 5 sales.

  57. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is the 4th? 5th time we've have this thread in the last 2 days?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They got to make up for the famitsu thread yesterday

  58. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >OP doesn't understand that every year a new batch of kids turn old enough for their first Nintendoo

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >The subtle downwards curve for early teens
        >That fricking absurd spike at 18
        What this graph shows is that kids up to about 10 or or set their real age (Or their parents do), whereas kids ~13 to 17 lie and say they are 18 in order to not get the mature content blocked.
        If you account for that, the curve from 5 to 20 would look natural and the exact inverse of the one from 20 to 35.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They usually get a Playstation before a Nintendo to play shit like CoD, Fortnite and Spider-Man.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lol, modern kids don't give a shit about nintendo, it's old news. They want fortnite and spiderman, which are either exclusive to playstation or play best on playstation.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Even Xbox Series has been outselling PS5 since the end of last year, even in fricking Japan of all places Xbox sales are starting to get close to match those of the PS5, the current state of PlayStation is at an all time low snoyboi.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          There are shortages, moron

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Everything has shortages you coping imbecile, it's not conveniently exclusive to playstation.
            And even then people aren't going after PS5s as aggressively as they were before, you can even just find one or two sitting in stores occasionally.

  59. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    only non Black person worshipping troon console

  60. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    By actually releasing good games frequently, which makes the snoys here seethe and have mental break downs.

  61. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Day 4271 of Ganker not understanding that they're a minority of the vidya market and that the bulk of sales are from normies that they don't understand either.

  62. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Where did you go plateuanon? Did you think I wouldn't look up the sources myself or something?

  63. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    constant discount at 180€

  64. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Do we have the 2022 version of Wii's "it prints money" gif?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Since 2017

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Don't know about a 2022 version but there's this.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Since 2017

        Basado

  65. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Does that bother you?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Does it bother you that more people are drawn to and happy with a shitty underpowered tablet that plays games at 12fps in 360p and halts progression instead of something that actually pushes this industry forward.

      Yes. It does.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Does it bother you that more people are drawn to and are happy with a tablet that has plenty games instead of 1 mediocre movie experience a year and keeps making playstation look like a joke
        Yes. it does make you seethe and shart your undies.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >LE ONE MOVIE A YEAR MAYMAY
          Why are you ignoring the dozens on fantastic third party games that come out every year on PS4/PS5 that skip the Switch?

          Or maybe Ganker is the minority and the public is fine with that.

          You aren't special.

          I didn't say I was special, just that I have standards in this industry.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            So you're a graphics prostitute. Quit being so uptight about performance and you might enjoy more games.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            [...]

            party games
            KEK, you just play them on PC were they're even better, hell you can even get a better experience on Xbox.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Or maybe Ganker is the minority and the public is fine with that.

        You aren't special.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >halts progression
        Outside of graphicshomosexualry, how is the switch doing anything to halt progression.

  66. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Today I will remind them

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Today I will remind you that nintendo counts replacing drifted joycons as a brand new switch console sale, inflating the total just like microsoft did with the 360 rrod.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        HOLY MOTHER OF ALL COPES! This snoy already has a noose around his neck.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Today I will remind you that nintendo counts replacing drifted joycons as a brand new switch console sale
        Where's your proof of this?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Source is his shit filled diaper.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Where's your proof that it doesn't happen?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You can't prove a negative because it's non-existence is proof.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              How convenient

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Not convenience it's common sense proving something doesn't exist is an oxymoron.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Still waiting for proof of

                Today I will remind you that nintendo counts replacing drifted joycons as a brand new switch console sale, inflating the total just like microsoft did with the 360 rrod.

                's statement

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Burden of proof is on them, not me. They made a claim that they can't prove.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Today I will remind you that nintendo counts replacing drifted joycons as a brand new switch console sale,
        Wouldn't the Switch have a low attach rate if this were true?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It does though? Less than 2% for most games.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Metroid dread in the water sold less than 3 million despite nintendo's claims of a supposed 107 million switches sold. Demon's souls sold 2 million back when the ps5 was at only 10 million.
          Less than 3% attach rate vs 20% attach rate.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Meanwhile you have others like mario kart, animal crossing and smash that have upwards of a 30% attach rate on 100+ million consoles sold, something no Sony exclusive on PS4 managed.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              False, spiderman sold more

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                When you add PS5 version sales and Miles Morales to the number

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                nope, that guy was talking about the PS4 version which sold 20M+ which is more like a 20% attach rate which is still good
                https://twitter.com/bogorad222/status/1329019860421120001?s=20&t=xmkVmbqZXXg6ptjrP59rvw

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
  67. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    -Cheap
    -Easy to hack
    -1st party games
    -2nd party games
    -3rd party games
    -You can buy it anywhere

  68. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because it slaps senpai.
    Portable gaming straight bussin, no cap, fr fr.

  69. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nintendo seethers need to unironically KNEEL after the Switch outsells everything again this month

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They never will because their identity is too wrapped up in hating Nintendo.

  70. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >strikers is selling so well in europe you find games instantly playing ranked
    doomerbros.. this game was supposed to be dead on arrival

  71. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    1. It has games people want to play, and it's popularity ensures it will keep getting games as well.
    2. It has an actually useful gimmick this time around
    3. It's relatively inexpensive compared to the other consoles of this generation

    That's all it really takes to have a winning console on your hands.

  72. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i'll stick with the switch for adults - the Steam Deck

  73. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There is still many people to sell. We have probably 3 billion people as potential buyers in the world.

  74. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The disc eric, eat it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why do people set themselves up for failure?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Because some people just have a humliation fetish

  75. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    muh portability, never seen one outside lol

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How often are you outside?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I saw it all the time with the nerd circle of high school back then, you should be comparing the people who use them to people who had a DS / 3Ds back then. Obviously a adult isn't going to be playing with one outside unless they're on some vacation.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      no one's gonna play it outside you moron, you play it during break times in school, work, travel e.t.c.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The Deck's screen is so bad you wouldn't even be able to use it outside even if wanted to.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >playing videogames at work during your break
        id fire you for lack of T

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I play my PS4, and Switch at the same time, while watching videos on youtube, listening to music, and shitposting on Ganker. Get on my level.

  76. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    we did it bros

  77. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it's cheap
    it has fun exclusive games
    simple as

  78. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >switch: games
    >everything else: nogaems
    >what about other game

  79. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >fuse handheld line and console line into one
    >handhelds always sold well
    >WhY iS iT sElLiNg???
    it's a mystery

  80. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Less than 0.0001% of the planet's population can actually get their hands on a Steam Deck.

  81. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >UK
    Who cares
    They won't have a country in 3 months when Russia invades

  82. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i been thinking about buying one, is there a new one coming out anytime soon?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's already out for a year. It's called OLED version. Nothing else was ever announced. Just buy it. You can buy cheaper old version if you only plan to play docked. (new version only improves battery life and screen quality)

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      leaker that leaked the splatoon special edition switch has said another version will be announced in september. almost certainly bullshit.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        100% is going to be a special Pokemon Scarlet and Violet version, it's going to easily print money while morons seethe over no Pro model.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      A Chinese guy claimed that there is a model that will perform better than the original Switch and will be announced this year. This is the same guy who talked about the Splatoon version before it went public.
      No one knows if it's true, though. I recommend you wait because the current Switch is extremely bad if you have any standard and you will not lose much by not buying it, unless you really want to play some Nintendo game.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No one has a dev kit for some high performance for some shit that's "hinted to be coming in a couple months.
        There is no pro model coming in less than a year from their previous new model's release.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >This is the same guy who talked about the Splatoon version before it went public.
        Isn't it obvious when they release special edition console for their every big game?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, but this is the first time they've done it with the OLED. Keep in mind that Metroid Dread and Pokemon Legends Arceus launched at or after the OLED's launch.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing is announced. And even if they will release something in a year, it's Nintendo. It won't be switch pro. It will be Switch Smaller Dock or Switch with Slightly Bigger Screen or Switch Camera.

  83. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    because

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You need to scratch off Returnal as that's going to PC soon, so that's only a total of 3 exclusives after 2 years kek.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      respect the actual comparison there

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Tetris 99 and Fire Emblem Three Hopes are neither remakes or remasters.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Three hopes was probably unreleased when that pic was made because it also lists returnal as exclusive

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Returnal is still exclusive if you don't count unreleased games

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Mario Party Superstars is not a remake, remaster or rerelease, it's a sequel that compiles older minigame and boards into one game.
      It's also technically not a compilation, as it's a weird sequel with its own identity and board mechanics.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The ps5 is fricking dogshit. Imagine being nearly 2 years in and those are your exclusives. Hang your heads in shame fifaBlack folk.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How is Golf Story still exclusive to Switch? I know Sports Story is locked in development hell so they don't have the chance to port it themselves, but I'd think they'd have someone else do it or something. At least for PC, if nothing else.

  84. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone have a pic or the original source of where the leaker talked about the Sploon OLED and supposedly stronger hardware?

  85. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Exclusives and small children

  86. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I enjoy both but Nintendo is slacking lately, shit shouldn't take so long to come out. There's such a thing as overgilding a lily.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >son of dob

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How did dobsons art unironically manage to get worse over time?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      god forbid you make your characters likable and attractive

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        How did dobsons art unironically manage to get worse over time?

        He actually is a pretty competent artist when he doesn't insist on stupid ugly 80s/90s cartooning

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nintendo is slacking when they don’t have competition, and it may be a while before they actually need to hustle again since it’s biggest competitors are no longer its competitors and Nintendo is firmly #1 in a massive yet niche market that no one else can do well in

  87. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It has games.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >It has Wii U games
      Yeah great, but what about the Switch?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Plenty of games.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Plenty of Wii U games
          Yeah, but about the Switch?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Plenty of Switch games

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              The facts say otherwise

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The facts say you're a homosexual

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The facts say you don't have anything to play on your Switch so you need to cope by shitposting here

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                My play history says otherwise and your rainbow Twitter profile says otherwise.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >My play history full of shovelware and ports shows Switch has games
                Weird cope

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >doesn't deny he has a rainbow profile on twitter

                That's a yikes from me my guy

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Doesn't deny Switch has no games
                At least you're honest

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >doesn't deny he has a rainbow profile on twitter

                That's a yikes from me my guy

                Why do tendies like trump so much? Is it literally just because the magatard hats are red, which reminds them of BING BING WAHOO?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Trump and Mario are from NYC before college kids ruined everything. The KINO era.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Tendies don't have the right to vote yet, so it doesn't matter who they like

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You know, this argument still has no ground and an oxymoron. If its has no games then why is people trying to emulated it ? What game are they even going to play with that emulator then?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        because

  88. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because why the frick wouldn't it?
    It's far cheaper than any of the other current gen consoles, and gayman PCs, you can use it to play games on your Television, and also as a handheld.
    It also has exclusives unlike anything else these days, and a lot of those are family-friendly.
    If I had kids, I'd buy them a Switch sooner than any of the other available options, simply because it makes the most sense by far.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Now that you mention it, it makes a lot more sense why its selling so well. The PS4 slim and Xbox One S/X are discontinued while only offering, the expensive and less available, Series X and PS5.
      >what about the series s
      It's performing well but isn't seeing the same strength as it doesn't have the same first party and exclusive appeal. Microsoft's only first party title anyone gave a shit about literally committed brand suicide with a bad show and lackluster game. Slime Rancher 2 is not enough of a console seller.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >It's performing well but isn't seeing the same strength
        You serious? It is nearly 1:1 with the Series X in sales worldwide. Microsoft projected correctly that they could cost reduce a next generation console which would be cheap and digital only to kill two birds with one stone for accessibility of Gamepass on a dedicated box from Microsoft and pushing more things to be online only and cutting out middleman costs. Their only real issue is first party content and in the future, keeping the Series S relevant without having things degrade back a generation to get ports on the system because of said cost-cutting.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          aye I could've worded that better

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I mean, I don't disagree with your primary premise but there are factors like how the Switch is unlikely to be a primary console and is more or less a companion one for a good chunk of video game console owners which also play into how much it sold up to this point despite normal people being the majority of buyers now. But given a choice where little Timmy wants a new video game console and doesn't have a strong preference for bing bing wahoo type games, the Series S is going to be a much easier sell to a Mom than a Switch given what you can play especially going into the future. In some ways, it's also a saving grace for Nintendo. They would've have to up their spending a ton for R&D and console production if they had to get hardware out that even remotely half as powerful as the PS5 and Xbox Series X if they were the only machines out for a successor Switch to get good third party ports of games.

  89. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >is affordable
    >has exclusives
    >has wide mass appeal due to large variety of available games and the option to use it as a handheld/docked console
    why wouldnt it sell? either you buy a gaming PC, or you buy this, everything else just doesn't make sense.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Is affordable
      Buying Wii U ports for 60$ is the exact opposite of affordable
      >Has exclusives
      Yeah Wii U exclusives lmao

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The average normie propably doesn't even know what exactly a Wii U is, and they won't care.
        A majority of people who own a Switch aren't excatly enthusiastic about the hobby, they just want to play some games, or get their kids something to play games on, and the Switch is perfect for that due to its low price and its flexibility, simple as.

  90. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >brings back the fun of playing PSP WLAN with your buddies
    >but you can also play it on your TV
    >switching between the TV and portable takes literally no time
    >comes with 2 controllers out of the box, so if two friends take their switches with them you can play 4 player co-op on the TV
    >pairing controllers between consoles is easy as frick
    The only real downside of the system is the fact that it's underpowered, but 90% of people don't give a shit about the power of a system, as long as they can play fun games. Let's face it, the concept of a hybrid console with an easy dock and detachable controllers is absolutely perfect for most users and it's also perfect for convincing other people to get one themselves.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >The only real downside of the system is the fact that it's underpowered
      Even then, the disparities between the current home consoles and the Switch are pretty low compared to how portable consoles vs home consoles used to be 10 years ago and more. Something about diminishing returns etc

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Let's face it, the concept of a hybrid console with an easy dock is absolutely perfect.
      Which is why we should be giving credit to Sony for inventing the concept back in the PSP days. Just another example of Nintendo being 10 steps behind of the superior game company.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Desperate snoy is desperate.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        SEGA Nomad, this gimmick was a thing for awhile. Even has a spare controller port so you can still play with a friend

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        SEGA Nomad, this gimmick was a thing for awhile. Even has a spare controller port so you can still play with a friend

        Again, Switch uses an opposite concept.
        It's a home console you can use portably, not a handheld with a tv out.
        For PSP Go and Nomad, theres no difference when plugging it into the tv other than using the tv as the display.
        When Switch is plugged into the TV it runs at default clocks, otherwise it's underclocked in handheld mode.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          nomad is a portable genesis

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The difference is that the PSP never committed to that idea. It was nothing more than an Idea that never got off the ground because there was no practical reason for having it.
        The Switch committed 100% of the way, which is why it's way more successful in that manner.

  91. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe if Sony wasn't a homosexual and didn't kill off their mobile section, it would had competition. But hey check out these back sensors and camera lens to play video games with

  92. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    because why the frick would i pay more than $300 for something my kids could break at any second
    what are you, a moron

  93. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's selling because both Xbox and Playstation killed themselves. Currently Switch is the only console OR handheld that exists. It's not that great, but if you want a console or a handheld it's your only option.

  94. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My question is why does the Switch make Ganker seethe so much that they buy the Steam Deck just to shitpost?

  95. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >morons don't know the difference between attach rates and tie rates

  96. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sony is a complete pile of woke garbage. I would install o fricking PS5 if I got it for free.
    MS is also full of woke garbage, but even if it wasnt, you cant play their games on PC.
    All that is left is the Nintendo switch, which hilariously is, so far, the one company with games still worth playing on a console.
    There is nothing to be surprised about.

  97. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Since the beginning of this year

    >Card Shark
    >Mini Motorways
    >Neon White
    >Elechead
    >Citizen Sleeper
    >Triangle Strategy
    >MH Sunbreak
    >Kirby
    >Pokemon Arceus
    >Fire Emblem Three Hopes
    >Switch Sports
    >Mario Strikers
    >Portal Collection
    >Mini Motorways
    >Kotor 2

    And about 50 other games that aren't available on ps5

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >literally who
      >literally who
      >literally who
      >literally who
      >literally who
      >noonecaresaboutthatweebshit.jpg
      >better on PC
      >toddlershit
      >dogshit tech demo
      >tranime movieshit
      >sports shovelware
      >sport shovelware
      >old ass games that are better on PC or XboX
      >literally who
      >old ass game better on PC or Xbox
      damn nintroonys are delusional lmaooo

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Snoytroony has no clue about games

        What a shock

  98. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    For whatever reason I find Switch owners are more likely to purchase another one. Like I have gone through 3 of them in my lifetime so far:

    >Animal Crossing Edition
    >Lite I bought for my brother's birthday
    >OLED edition
    >and then Inevitable Switch Pro though Deck might fill that when it ships for me

    While I think most people would just purchase a single box from Sony or Xbox at most for their lifetime. However, I wonder what the sales numbers are for people who went from a base PS4/One to a Pro/One X for example.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >buy switch tablet only and 3rd party joycon
      >sell it
      >buy switch lite
      >sell it
      >buy switch v2
      can't wait to sell it so i can buy switch pro!

  99. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    reminder

    https://www.neogaf.com/threads/betting-time-do-you-think-the-switch-will-be-a-success.1333545/

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Man, I love that thread.

  100. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    STOOPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    IT'S NOT ALLOWED TO OUT SELL THE PS2

    STOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP !!!!!!!!!!!

    SONY DO SOMETHING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's honestly crazy how well it's still selling. Another year on the market and a price cut and it probably will beat the PS2, and in almost half the time the PS2 took to do it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They could have Switch successor be "part of the Switch family" and just get that N1 easily.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      And remember, it's still selling fast during a possible massive recession. That's pretty impressive.

  101. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    oink oink ericgay

  102. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Every home has to have one. Any other console is optional.

  103. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    deckgays are always funny to me, if the switch is such an abomination why would you want to play its games in the first place? massive cope from wannabe pcgays

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