>years ago /vp/ b***hed and moaned endlessly about the protag being too much of a special mary sue chosen one with legendary pokemon literally throwing themselves at you
>now /vp/ celebrates and loves legendaries being handed over to the protag on a silver platter and constructing cuck fantasies around the idea of other trainers even thinking about catching them
How did /vp/ let themselves get groomed by gf like this bros....
show me exactly where I said the latter
Did you miss all the Kieran-Ogreporn cuck threads?
Yes, not every anon on /vp/ was involved in that
Most were
NTA but I never played any of the SV DLCs. I have consistently complained about the Lati@s in ORAS. /vp/ is not one person.
I think or at least i hope those were for the lols
You had to battle Oger in a bossfight, moron
You aren't handed Ogerpon - you have to beat her in a three-stage boss fight, and that's AFTER you have to beat Kieran's team first. Same thing with Terapagos and every other Legendary in the game - you've got to battle and defeat them first, just like the old games.
Kieran is garbage, so that makes that one ok
I had a full team by the time I encountered this in ORAS and was so pissed off at being forced to box one of my team members for this stupid gerbil that I quit the series right there
Not sure why I'm on /vp/ anymore tbh I haven't played these games in 10 years
you can dump latios in the PC and still use the eon flute
You are a moron
>optional sidequest reward Ogrepon that has an entire story arc centered around it
>”WOAH DUDE IS THAT LATIOS? MEGAAAA LATIOS?
The first is boring, the second is funny as frick
ORAS
>forced hallways and cutscenes
SV
>nothing is forced
I don't understand.
>nothing is forced
Where in the game can I refuse to catch Terapagos and still finish The Indigo Disk?
You're the one who paid for that shit, that's on you. If this were just something shitty to get to 100% that's a bit more reasonable. You willingly installed something for your game that made it worse in your opinion, what the frick is wrong with you?
>he thought I bought and played the shit that is SV and its DLC
I would never let my Switch near that garbage.
>then how
I watched a playthrough and let someone else suffer.
Eusine is lucky he was created before the internet became obsessed with cuck porn
>Speaking of Latios...I do recall this one particular encounter when I was a younger feller. One day I ran smack dab into it, brazen as you please, while I was up in northeast Paldea, see. We couldn’t speak each other’s language, but I got the feeling it was telling me to follow it. So I gave chase when Latios flew off, and I ended up climbing these mighty steep cliffs. Next time I looked up, I realized I’d come to a small lake, nestled in between some jagged cliffs. It was a secret spot, all right.
>Speaking of Suicune...I do recall this one particular encounter when I was a younger feller. See, I spotted Suicune once, while I was out enjoying that famous lake you’ve got in Paldea. We ended up having a little contest of skill, seeing which one of us could get all the way to shore fastest. We were off like a shot, but that Suicune—well, it runs right over the water, now don’t it? Me being just your everyday human, the best I could manage was a nice, solid backstroke. It was a fine race, though. Mighty fine. Even if that Suicune did end up beating me by a whisker.
OHNONONONONO FLORIAN GETS SNACKSWORTH'S SLOPPY SECONDS
He is also lucky Masters EX finally gave him his Suicune, shiny, no alt outfits needed.
Don't worry, Kieran will get a shiny ogerpon in Masters just like Euscine and Morty got shiny Suicune and Ho-oh
Steven didn't get pissed that Latios didn't want to be with him instead
So the player being handed every legendary in the game right off the bat for no effort would be fine as long as there was an npc to be upset about it?
Yes. See also: Rayquaza.
>Speaking of Rayquaza...I do recall this one particular encounter when I was a younger feller. I was doing a bit of mountain climbing—hauling myself up some mighty steep Paldean cliffs. When I made it up to the top—now that was the kind of sight a man lives for! I looked down over the edge into a sea of white mist, unbroken as far as the eye could see! There was something truly mystical about it all. And what came bursting right outta that dense fog but ol’ Rayquaza, like a cork outta a bottle! I nearly fell back down the mountain in shock!
>Speaking of Koraidon...I do recall this one particular encounter when I was a younger feller. I was having a picnic off the beach of Cabo Poco for a bit of lunch. Right as I was about to take my first bite, a booming "AGIAS" shook the ground and made me drop my sandwich! Lo and behold, Koraidon appeared, eyeing hungrily at my fallen meal. We spent countless hours that day, stacking and snacking on sandwiches.
The future of legendary encounters are an old man and his snacks. Hope you like Snacksworth's leftovers.
Snacksworth is lying his ass off. The tera crystals are just bringing his bullshit into reality.
What's in the box? Snacks? A Tera Shard? Snacks made of Tera Shards?
Actual snacks because the tera-generated dream legendaries do crave the snacks just as he said.
>Box of snacks
>For motherfricking necrozma out of all pokemon
More of a reason to believe it's make-believe crystals for this bullshit
>Speaking of Necrozma...I do recall this one particular encounter when I was a younger feller. I was sitting in the stream of one of Paldea’s waterfalls, letting the pounding water cleanse my mind... when I looked up and saw Necrozma sat right up above, giving me the ugliest glare! I thought it’d be unwise of me not to stand my ground, so I squared up and roared as loud as the water! That had ol’ Necrozma off like a shot. And it wasn’t just Necrozma either! That shout of mine sent all the nearby Sawsbuck scattering, too, wouldn’t you know it! Hahahaha!
This homie apparently figured out Necrozma's favorite treat just by shouting at it, even.
He's a charismatic liar and your Terapagos, who's canonically on your physical person at all times after you capture it, doesn't know any better. But it REALLY wants to believe him so it summons those Pokemon to where they were described to appear and genuinely believes all you need to do to coax them out is bring out those snacks.
I don't know who to hate more: Snacksworth or Terapagos?
>who's canonically on your physical person at all times
The problem is that you can do snackworth's legend hunt before you get terapagos making them completely independent from each other.
No? you need to complete the main campaign to unlock snackworth every gameplay i've seen got snackworth after the credit rolls
No? He doesn't come to Blueberry Academy until after the Indigo Disk credits roll, I.E. after you've captured Terapagos. Briar informs you of Snacksworth's arrival after you get briefed on the appearance of Stellar Pokemon in the Terarium.
This. Snacksworth is lying out his ass about encountering Pokemon he never would have been in a position to have met (do you really think ALL of those Legendaries just happened to show up in Paldea, right where he happened to be at the time, and literally NOBODY ELSE ever mentions seeing them ever?), and Terapagos is pulling a Hoopa and yoinking them from different dimensions when you bring the treats to the spots he describes. Snakcksworth only shows up after the credit roll, so you already have Terapagos with you from the moment you meet him.
>who's canonically on your physical person at all times after you capture it
What happens if you release Terapagos?
The game implodes and every Pokemon in your Boxes and in HOME gets deleted.
Same vibes
literally who cars just box it ???? me no understando
>Old games
Have a free legendary just because lmao.
>New game
You meet the legendary, get to know her, her struggles, hang out with her, help her out, and finally have a challenging battle to prove yourself against it.
Woooooooooooow no wonder people have issue with the former and not the latter.
This is following the general trend of player characters in games being more special. It's been happening since at least 15 years ago and completely ruined the MMO genre.
Cry harder, Kieran.
Latios
>Run through an hallway
>"WOAH A LEGENDARY"
>Get the pokemon
Koraidon/Miraidon
>Get handled at the start but you can only use them as a bike
>Spend the whole game with them
>Final battle feels like YOUR own pokemon
>Gets it at the end of the game
Ogerpon
>Learn about ogerpon
>Spend the whole game about her backstory
>At the end you have to battle it
>Catch her as a reward
if you can't differentiate between getting handed AND getting it as a reward you're a massive idiot
>Feed le heckin sandwicherino to legendary and he's my friend right away at the start of the game.
Garbage writing
>Feed le heckin sandwicherino to legendary and he's my friend right away at the start of the game.
Yup it's very simple and straightforward nothing crazy nor bullshitty just a friendly pokemon being grateful for your help
>Garbage writing
Post your writing then let's see if you can make something better (you can't)
No that's moronic. Imagine getting Mewtwo on route 1 because you gave it a sandwich. Kys
>You meet mewtwo injured in the forest
>He's angry and hisses at you
>You meet him again the next day
>He's still injured but has no force to attack
>You have your mother's sandwhich
>You try to give mewtwo the sandwich
>He is reluctant at first but eats it
>You meet him once again with the same kind of sandwich
>He let you inside his cave just because you have it
>Both you and mewtwo start bonding and sharing food
>You and mewtwo now are best friends despite hating other humans but you
Yup still sounds better than whatever garbage you will ever write
>unsurprisingly mary sue no-effort legendarygays are fanfic pokephiles
>Bonding trust over time
>No effort
Why are /vp/erdents so fricking illiterate?
unironically kino
>Top-tier legendary just happens to wash up on a beach and befriend YOU right away
>No local people seeing it flying around and crashing and going to help it/investigate first to feed it and it latches onto one of them instead
>No it being extremely wary of strangers and attacking player having just been attacked by its superior counterpart and being on edge as a result - nope it just wants SAMMICH
Its bullshit
>>Top-tier legendary just happens to wash up on a beach and befriend YOU right away
Yeah and? you just happened to meet him
>>No local people seeing it flying around and crashing and going to help it/investigate first to feed it and it latches onto one of them instead
You cearly didn't played the game people see him fly around
>>No it being extremely wary of strangers and attacking player having just been attacked by its superior counterpart and being on edge as a result - nope it just wants SAMMICH
You clearly didn't play the game did you moron? raidon is extremely friendly and basically a pet and has been living with the professor (a human) his entire life besides he's an animal he loves food
>>Its bullshit
Yeah your moronic claim is very bullshitty i agree
>gift over nothing, with something it wasn't on original games
>same as earnung the legend over the story
have a nice day, tourist
>Gift over nothing
But enough about Scat toilet
pathetic b8
kys OP
>snacksworth was literally just bullshitting and making shit up to impress minors
>terapagos is gullible enough to fall for it and manifest snacksworth's imagination into reality
kek
Keep crying