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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    this design is literall unsalvageable, it is the most disgusting jobmon, troonymon, gaymon ever made. I hate it with every fiber of my being

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      ...but enough about Transcarada

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Rent free chud

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      But enough about Unova

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Left is much better and while still fruity fits the “dancer” theme without being ridiculously silly to the point of not being able to take it seriously as a battling monster

      Based

      Us waterbros really fricking lost three generations in a row.

      Primarina is fine just needs a patch to its gender ratio

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's better than Meowscarada

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bait

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Better than Raging Bolt

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Raging bolt is wasted potential, but not horrible

        This duck is just awful

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Us waterbros really fricking lost three generations in a row.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Next gen it is going to be a cute fish and the final evolution is a giant squirting dildo with a briefcase because God forbid my starter is unemployed

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Primarina isn't actually bad, it's just very blatantly girly

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >implying

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Blastoise
        Never liked the cannons. It just feels too mechanical/artificial/weaponized. It’s kinda cool, but overrated
        >Feraligatr
        Bland like the other Johto final starter evos. Just a blue bipedal crocodile.
        >Swampert
        My personal favorite. Though it wasn’t ever shown off enough, and it’s not the most conventionally visually appealing design. I love it largely because it was my first.
        >Empoleon
        Solid concept, decent execution. It kinda looks weirdly stiff and stuffy. Objectively, it’s one of the best, but personally I’ve never loved it.
        >Samurott
        Boring monotype, looks too far removed from its first two stages, weirdly proportioned, hard to imagine it wielding its shell swords without looking ridiculous or off-kilter
        >Greninja
        I far prefer Frogadier’s bubble scarf over Greninja’s tongue scarf, but otherwise it’s very cool.
        >Primarina
        If it wasn’t a starter, I’d probably love it. It just doesn’t feel or look like a starter at all to me. It’s far too feminine for its gender ratio, too.
        >Inteleon
        I go back and forth on it. Cool concept, I like the finger water gun. But also I don’t love the body style or its humanish hands. Not as bad as people say it is though. It might be the least offensive starter of Gen 8.
        >Quaquaval
        Botched execution, the feet and legs just look awful. Should’ve been more like

        pic related would’ve been much better. The concept was fine enough, they just really fricked up the feet and legs.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          pic related would’ve been much better. The concept was fine enough, they just really fricked up the feet and legs.

          OP’s is better

          fricking putrid piece of shit. This is bar none the worst pokemon design in history

          It’s in the bottom 10 but there’s still shit like klefki, jynx, kingambit, mega Slowbro, etc

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Man, this board would be improved overnight by rangebanning nugen freaks.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Blastoise
        Never liked the cannons. It just feels too mechanical/artificial/weaponized. It’s kinda cool, but overrated
        >Feraligatr
        Bland like the other Johto final starter evos. Just a blue bipedal crocodile.
        >Swampert
        My personal favorite. Though it wasn’t ever shown off enough, and it’s not the most conventionally visually appealing design. I love it largely because it was my first.
        >Empoleon
        Solid concept, decent execution. It kinda looks weirdly stiff and stuffy. Objectively, it’s one of the best, but personally I’ve never loved it.
        >Samurott
        Boring monotype, looks too far removed from its first two stages, weirdly proportioned, hard to imagine it wielding its shell swords without looking ridiculous or off-kilter
        >Greninja
        I far prefer Frogadier’s bubble scarf over Greninja’s tongue scarf, but otherwise it’s very cool.
        >Primarina
        If it wasn’t a starter, I’d probably love it. It just doesn’t feel or look like a starter at all to me. It’s far too feminine for its gender ratio, too.
        >Inteleon
        I go back and forth on it. Cool concept, I like the finger water gun. But also I don’t love the body style or its humanish hands. Not as bad as people say it is though. It might be the least offensive starter of Gen 8.
        >Quaquaval
        Botched execution, the feet and legs just look awful. Should’ve been more like [...]

        When I was a child, even before I knew of molluscs and their siphons, I could reason that the cannons were made of the same bony material as the shell and that shooting water from those was not much different from us producing tears and sweat. WHY IS EVERYONE ELSE SO STUPID???

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          When I was a child, I learned the difference between molluscs and turtles and why their biological adaptations to the same environment were so wildly different.
          Blastoise doesn't filter-feed, so why would it grow a siphon to spew water out its shell. Ironic you used that image - it's like you had been introduced to the concept of siphons, but not actually told what they were for or indeed why molluscs even had them in the first place.
          But they somehow MAGICALLY make blastoise' cannons acceptable, because "shellfish have them" (Blastoise' category name is the SHELL pokémon however. The morons at NoA made Nob write it as "Shellfish", because they knew kids like you existed).

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            please write a paragraph complaining about how tapirs don't actually eat dreams next

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          lol moron

          Man, this board would be improved overnight by rangebanning nugen freaks.

          Been here for over 20 years, genwunner

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      primarina is sexo

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      5*
      gen 1 to 5 had horrible water starters

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The balloon feet are the worst thing about it

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    pic related would’ve been much better. The concept was fine enough, they just really fricked up the feet and legs.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Much better. Still not great because it still has to conform to the original to a degree, but still a vast improvement overall.

      Only a little bit better.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have a pregnant chatbot of her, she speaks in broken english because it's cute

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's nice but nobody asked for those words to be posted.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      thanks, troon.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    No

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    fricking putrid piece of shit. This is bar none the worst pokemon design in history

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty sure I was one of the first people ever to fap to him, so yes.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    At least left looks more like a monster while right is your a turbo homosexual in a fursuit

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    When I fought the director and he used the duck with its final evolution, and it started dancing left-right-left-right, I immediately thanked God for letting me choose a cool crocodile. It was the most disgusting animation, the most disgusting pokemon I've ever seen, and I played every single fricking generation.

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