YOU ARE BECOMING THE TANK WHAT THE FRICK DO YOU DO?!

YOU ARE BECOMING THE TANK WHAT THE FRICK DO YOU DO?!

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    get kicked out of the server, i guess

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      loser mentality

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        homosexual mentality

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Groan in the Rhythm of Midnight Riders as i beat the shit out of the survivors

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >NONONONONO THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING TO ME I GOT DOUBLE BOOSTED AAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's why it's happening. Dumb vaxxmaxxer

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's why it's happening. Dumb vaxxmaxxer

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >bumb fricking polBlack person has to bring up his polBlack person bullshit where it is neither wanted nor allowed

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Shut up pussy its just a joke

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How to tell everyone in the room you got jabbed without telling everyone in the room you got jabbed

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Start stroking my zombie wiener

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >someone actually paid me to draw porn of him
    Hmm.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Post it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      is it ghey?

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Win

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I really find the tank hit noise funny, it's like someone getting spanked with a belt.
    And that's what I do as the tank. I slap the survivors on the butt.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Quit because I realize I accidentally loaded into Versus somehow.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    gather up every hittable and start bowling

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I completely forgot that L4D2 has a comp scene, and it's actually better than TF2's lmao

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      damn wiped the whole squad

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's car time.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Get some witch pussy.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think a good party member for L4D3 could be Chad who is a jacked tank-like white boy (much like how we know Coach would be a boomer) and he would be cool and superficially outgoing but also kind of a gymcel, awkward around weapons and machinery and the girl character, etc but still overall likeable enough kind of like how Francis is annoying but fine.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      my l4d3 ideal:
      starts in canadian maritimes, heads through quebec then into new england searching for rescue in boston
      survivors:
      35-ish newfoundland man, used to be a fisherman but his boat got repossessed. halfway between a stereotypical scotsman and a stereotypical canadian. loves the queen, hates the government, simple as. short, angry, and disappointed to be sober.
      30-ish french canadian woman. vet but acts like a doctor. blonde smug but caring. teases newfie.
      40-ish indian. actually an office drone (like louis) but always looked up to the noble savage archetype. is summoning all he learned in boy scouts and from westerns to act like a nature-connected wise shaman. sometimes breaks character for comedic effect.
      20-ish midwestern boy who was on vacation. bit of a nerd. his brother's in the navy stationed in boston and says he can get immune people out on a submarine.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My favorite situational strat for this is
    >Dead Center chapter 2
    >Tank spawns at the highway area after the start
    >Survivors retreat through the building back up to the start area
    >climb up and run behind them, smack them with the car as they run through the door
    always feels good coming from behind as tank. only works against mid players. new players will go head first into the tank and die, mid players know the importance of retreating and will make a mad rush for it but won't consider the possibility of the tank intercepting them

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >am tank
    >my team has boomer, smoker and jockey
    >"we got nice specials, okay guys wait a bit I need to get there"
    >my entire team rushes and dies while I'm still on the way
    >finally on scene
    >lost the boomer
    >want to wait for another one
    >my team is shouting go go like they didn't waste a good set up being fricking idiots
    >their next rotation doesn't get a boomer
    >I lose control
    >tell the tank to keep waiting I might get a boomer
    >he doesn't
    >he gets molly'd just as I'm given a boomer
    >he's absolutely decimated easily
    >I get kicked

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah but that's just newbies and randoms for you.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i have 8k hours in this game, played since launch and i still get kicked. sometimes it's after a genuine mistake i made but at least half the time it's players who don't understand what's going on. my favorite one is getting yelled at for always being the one to take damage or go down and it's often because it takes them twice as long to save me when i'm pinned as it takes me to save them

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I smack a b***h

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Throw rocks from max range while waiting for my shithead teammates to respawn, only for them to run in 1 by 1 and die without doing anything. Then it turns out that the survivors had four fricking molotovs and so I have to just run in and only get a few hits in before I go down. Then complain that we should scramble the teams for the next round.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's been unanimously agreed that l4d3 follows the midnight riders, or at least a dlc

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Open a Tiktok and YouTube account detailing my transformation and get rich.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    shove a car up their asses

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >play together with brother
    >start vote kick mid game and both vote for one guy
    >third guy feels pressured and votes for him too
    >gets kicked
    >start vote kick again and kick third guy
    >rinse and repeat every lobby

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >they try doing this to me
      >hit f2 because there's no reason to kick the guy plus i know they're just going to kick me afterward
      >second votekick is on me
      >the guy i just saved hits f1

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >just joined a game
        >there's a votekick against the other guy
        >other 2 instantly say yes
        >I ask what's going on, whys he being kicked
        >other two are shouting and calling the guy a c**t, telling me to vote yes
        >the accused guy is saying he's new
        >I say "I don't know why man, let's give him a last chance"
        >the other two saying yes just rage quit
        I didnt get it until I was playing with a different player clearly trolling, and spamming his mic with ear rape, just before a new guy joined, I started a votekick against the shitter, only to be told to give him another chance. Now I just say yes every time a kick appears. I'd rather an innocent player get kicked than a troller/shitty player get spared

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >troll joins a lobby and suicides
          >calls an immediate votekick on someone else
          >morons like you just saw someone suicide and so hit f1 without thinking
          >game fails to get started and everyone leaves a lobby 20 minutes in the making
          how about paying attention and exercising a little critical thought while vote kicking people

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based. Me and a friend did this in a CS:GO game once while being behind. Ended up using hold position commands on the bots after to use them once we died and just barely won the match.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I punch the boomer

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You becoming the tank? That's a kick
    Faltering just a bit? Kick
    Shoot me once? Kick

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    stay where I am so the survivors have to slow down and can get hit by my team
    then let tank pass to someone else

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [X] ZIGZAG INBTWEEN THE SURVIVORS WHILE THEY'RE SHOOTING AT ME
    [X] RUN INTO FIRE
    [X] RUN AWAY AND THROW ROCKS (UNSUCCESSFULLY)
    [X] RUN BACK
    [X] DIE
    DO YOU WANT TO KICK ANON [ ] YES [X] NO

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Which one of the two L4D games is the best? I remember the first one having a ton of custom maps.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      l4d2 has everything in l4d and way more mods since everything for l4d was ported to it
      the only downsides are no feet if you look down and potentially balance differences if you really dislike the new stuff from 2
      but there is basically no reason to play 1.
      plus mp for 1 is even worse since it's just russians

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Either I instantly win with a car hitting all survivors or I drop spaghetti and eat a molotov and burn to death.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    stay alive for as long as possible and poke away at survivors from far away.

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hide far away and throw concrete because the survivors will kill me in 0.1 seconds.

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Get fricked as the survivors run far away and the versus troonsquad instakicks me

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SET MYSELF ON FIRE TO GO FASTER
    Versus mode balancing ruined the standard game

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How?

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Start Bunnyhopping

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