>you are brought on as the new emergency CEO of this company in order to respond to recent large events in the video game industry
How do you respond?
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>you are brought on as the new emergency CEO of this company in order to respond to recent large events in the video game industry
Make the Pokémon be able to breed with the player
Just continue the release the same shit and keep making many, my cult is clearly loyal.
This. They'll shit out Pokemon Broken Glass and Rusty Nails next year and break all the sales records that Scarlet and Violet set despite being even buggier and uglier because Pokegays have no standards.
>>you are brought on as the new emergency CEO of this company in order to respond to recent large events in the video game industry
>How do you respond?
@FBI @PocketPair @BillTrinen @Microsoft @GabeNewell
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I lock myself in the executive office and goon until the shareholders fire me
Make the next Legends game Wild West themed.
That sounds so cool I want a Psyduck with a 10 gallon hat
Announce that we are purchasing PocketPair and adding the pals as canon new pokemon
Decide to fire the current staff that have been making Pokemon since forever. Make them sign an NDA that they can't say they were fired. Give them a large stipend so that they can't just find new work and let everyone know about what you did. Now we hire Monolith Soft and tell them to copy mechanics from Pal World, but just make sure not to have guns or things that can qualify as animal abuse. When the game gets revealed and everyone is surprised that Masuda got his shit together, reveal that they were fired and that it's time for a new generation to take over. Monolith Soft were just temp, have a big hiring campaign to see who wants to help with the future direction of Pokemon.
>Now we hire Monolith Soft and tell them to copy mechanics from Pal World
I don't think MS could make a game even half as good as palworld
Pay the palshills more than the palslop devs do.
*punch number in phone*
NINTENDO
KILL THESE DEVS
I ignore all events in the video game industry.
I make the same game again for like the 40th time now, but this time with even more moronic pokemon.
Put a dating sim in the next pokemon game
If allowed to be unhinged it would make BILLIONS for them
>Make the world fricking colossal
>traveling between cities genuinely takes like an hour or more
>have to camp out in the woods
>romance qt trainers
>you can convince your waifu to travel with you
>her mons help deal with random encounters
>cuddle up and keep her warm and safe while camping in cold regions
Its so fricking easy but TPC are hacks, palworld isnt even that great but the devs have made it pretty clear they don't limit themselves, that alone is carrying it
Gen 5 had little traces of them that most players probably didn't even notice since you had to go out of your way for the events to trigger.
The SV dlcs also have clear indications that atleast someone on the dev team wants to
- force the the dev team to stay within the limits of their experience and consistency for new projects, no 3d stuff
- make the graphics and gameplay similar to octopath traveller (never played it myself).
- multiplayer has to be done perfectly
AAA meetings be like
>I told you to improve quality and accessibility not make further cuts in production
>MORE CUTS IN PRODUCTION!? RIGHT AWAY!!
>What!? wait no!!!
"You can now date the trainers and pokemon"
Nothing because the CEO of TPC doesn't matter, Game Freak does.
Make all Pokemons black, gay and sexually confused. Replace é with è in the logo. Create a battle royale Fortnite clone set in Pokemon universe. Hire Matt Damon to shill the game on forum.bodybuilding.com/misc
fart button
This. GTA had a fart button, and it's still selling billions of copies to this day.
adult misty
she is naked
done
Ask them what made them think I would be qualified to be CEO of a video game company.
It's not a video game company, it's brand marketing company.
They issue DMCAs on YouTube, spam ads as a publisher, and tell you' you'll buy it eniwei. That is the extent of their power over the series.
They heard you browse Ganker and could use someone with your expertise.
Pokemon dating sim. Guaranteed money
I want to cuddle hex maniac so badly...
I want to squish her cheeks...
I want to make all the pain of her lonely past go away with a barrage of smooches and "I love you"s...
Dorks are the best...
I would go to my office, eat my food and cry.
>people look at palworld and think this would cause concern for gamefreak
>If I'm in Nintendo's shoes I realize that this game shows I can release even shittier and uninspired Pokemon designs (seriously look at a few of the non bootlegged pals)
>I could add any kind of twist I want to the game no matter how distasteful it is to the series - base building and fricking GUNS
>And no matter what it will be well received because people are addicted to my product
Palworlds success is actually probably a bad thing
Tank the share price so I can insider trade
i shit in a box and sell it for 60 dollars because pokehomosexuals are brainless cattle
Release Pokemon XV and YS, the follow up to X and Y which is sort of like a third version but with a big bit more content (i.e. another plot of land similar in size to the Areas) which has the DLC areas of SV included in it ... then release DLC for that and then chill while I wait for the Switch 2. I'd also get ILCA or some other company to give HGSS the DP treatment, low effort tons of sales - KACHING
>Release a Legends sequel themed around Kyurem
>Go radio silent after that release-wise for like 3 years
>In that time, develop the 10th mainline entries, taking the structural ideas from Scarlet and Violet and improving on them
>Mainly add full online capabilities. Everything can be done co-op or single player.
>Go overboard with QA
>Add randomizer and nuzlocke modes
>Announce the game after the 3 years, release it a few months later
>Also announce a collection of all the mainline games up to Gen 4, including FRLG, HGSS, and the Stadiums
>Then announce a Mystery Dungeon Explorers trilogy collection and remakes of Coliseum and Gale of Darkness
>Shut down Unite
>End the anime
Outsource the next Pokemon game to anyone but Gamefreak?
Make Pokemon Stadium 3. It connects to Home and has Pokemon Showdown like features. As long as you have the Pokemon in Home, you can change all of its battle related stats and moves (cosmetic stats like shininess, ribbons, and ball caught are preserved). All ranked battles and real life tournaments are done through Stadium 3. The GTS and all trading is also done through Stadium 3. All other Pokemon games are now single player games and can be balanced as such.
The biggest problem Pokemon is facing right now is that it is both a single player JRPG and a multiplayer competitive battling game. The "quality of life" features that make raising a team for PvP not take hundreds of hours, also trivialize the single player game. Same thing with the "ease of access" features for new players. Because every Pokemon game COULD be someone's first game, they're balanced around the lowest common denominator. One the games can be broken up into smaller, independent pieces, they could just make solid games targeted at individual groups. Furthermore, without needing to balance the games for PvP, they could add whatever broken features or Pokemon into the single player games, as long as the version of them in Home is balanced differently.
>Make Pokemon Stadium 3
You mean 4.
Go back and redesign almost every Pokémon after Gen 2 (3 at a stretch) so they at least all look uniform.
Have a set number of eye designs. Limit how many colours can be on a Pokémon and of course make some of the more over-designed Pokémon simpler.
pokemon xtreme beach volleyball
pokemon all stars
pokemon racing
add breeding
more pantyshots
kill ash
kill pikachu
more e-girls and shotas
add romance between e-girls and shotas to meet breeding propaganda quota set by JP gov
add tanks and fighter jets
Buyout Pocketpair and have them replace Gamefreak as the developers of mainline pokemon.
Seeing as Game Freak owns 1/3 of the Pokemon IP, it seems not likely to happen unless Game Freak themselves want someone else to take over
Continue doing nothing any different and win regardless
>Let's Go Ho-Oh & Lugia
>start game after S/V have a slightly less budget
>Obsidian Black & Ivory White
>look into a spin-off title Snap/Pinball/Mystery Dungeon/Puzzle League/Trading Card Game/Ranger/Rumble
>not really sure what's happening with the Trading Cards, but I assume that releasing a new series and reissuing a nostalgia series is what to do
>mandate that new Pokemon need to be sexy, kawaii, and sexy kawaii
>keep pumping out merch
>nostalgia pandering movie - Another Mewtwo Returns where they go to Satoshi/Ash for advice?
>Gold anime miniseries, in the way that we had that Red anime miniseries years ago, teases the Pokemon from the next game
>Scarlet/Violet anime movie that further teases the new Pokemon from next game
>look into Pokemon GO expansion/sequel/whatever with GSC or S/V depending on market research
>no idea what the manga is doing, but obviously a new series for the game after S/V
>no idea what the anime is doing, but obviously a new season for the game after S/V
1st route - Pokemon Red/Blue/Yellow remake for switch. 3D graphics, dumb elite 4 anime cutscenes, flesh out stupid details like providing only a little bit of backdrop to the pokemon wars. Come up with dumb switch gimmick for throwing pokeballs (optional)
2nd phase - Gold/Silver: allows for the import of save data. Pokemon stats go up to lvl 199; adventure must continue.
3rd phase - Lucario action game reminiscent of DMC - Lose a lot of money
4th step - ????
5th step - get fired/profit off of contract salary/mandated bonuses.
Japan, I'm awaiting my plane ticket...
Legends Kyurem
Appeal to the genwunners by making a demake of scarlet and violet in gb style.
Start a poll for the colors for the next version.
Get a studio to start working on a stadium game to get the animations in our library.
Get game freak started on a frick huge game that I can split in half to preserve the gimmick.
>seperate official PokeMMO
>For the main games, no more dual releases, just "third versions"
>no yearly releases, games now have a minimum dev time of 2 years with no deadline
>add optional online play mode
>add difficulty setting
>re-add the GTS
>make a story that is at least pegi 12 and not written by morons (sword and shield is the worst one)
>voice acting
>unique animations for at least 50% of every pokemon's moveset because frick you we have infinite money
>actual post game content in the form of a second region and a challenge area
>ability to marry the cute girls (or at least have companion trainers)
Everyone knows this is what is needed to save this tanking ship of a franchise.
>we have infinite money
You won't, if you waste it on shit like unique animations. You need to stop thinking like a fan/gamer, and think like a business man.
In that case, steady as she goes. No changes needed, let's just sue palworld
Make a multiplatform, live service game that isn't absolute ass cheeks. You don't even need anything more than sprites. Just make an official Pokemon MMO and tap the community to build the product. Free to play. Allow people to make their own skins etc to sell and trade. Take percentage of money from trades.
Bring back old characters, give them personalities, make the stories shounen-tier, make the characters age.
So pretty much make the Pokemon Adventures manga the basis for Pokemon going forward, also that series would get an anime adaptation too.
Team rocket spin off
I'll call it : RocketPal
The main feature? Podracing, on pokemon
It's time.