You are buying a copy of Hellblade 2 at launch. developed by Ninja Theory and published by Microsoft...right anon?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm so happy xbox will die in the next few years

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    NO TAMEEM
    NO BUY

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    OOGA CHAKA

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >movie game
    nah, I wont even watch that slop on youtube

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry, I have no money. I'm glad Xbox is advertising it now, tho.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I thought the whole point of gamepass was that you don't need to buy microsoft games

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    MS is going to shut down their studio in less than a year, gotta cut those costs

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I really enojyed the first one, to the point that i actually mentioned it to a co worker before realizing i was showing my power level and i should stfu
    Probably wont pick it up at launch but i will 100% buy it once it gets a nice discount.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >movie game starring angry ugly screaming woman
    no, i don't think i will.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    As much as I liked Hi Fi Rush, what happened to Tango is pretty hilarious and I didn't expect to be vindicated for my anti-Gamepass sentiments so quickly.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Ganker is always wrong.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      So sad these guys thing MS won't close Ninja Theory no matter what. Every studio MS bought and not making the few key titles is dead in one way or another.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    30 fps no buy.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >You are buying a copy of Hellblade 2 at launch.
    Hahahaha no
    Ninja Theory can go frick itself

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Nah, they should take a time management course so they don't spend 6years making a 5hr game.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      b-b-b-b-bbut look at how good the mentall ill (canon) protagonist looks! She even has realistic gums

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I definitely want to play it and I’m interested because it’s the first real showcase of series x hardware

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Uh Xbro, I have 1.5 years left on GPU, I ain't buying games for a while and plan to buy more through core

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Nope. Looks like shit.
    >it's a sequel
    What was the first game?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >What was the first game?
      Hellblade

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Every popular streamer will start playing it with their New Zealand Steam account and probably finish it before I can even begin downloading it in my time zone.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t own an Xbox so as one of the three people that sort of liked the first one no I am not buying it good luck with the bankruptcy.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I really hope Tameem and whoever the frick is responsible for nu Perfect Dark gets shuttered

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Tameem has been gone from Ninja Theory for years and nobody knew or cared lmao

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Damn you're right, I had no idea
        >April 2024
        holy shit what how

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >buying when it's going to be on Game Pass
    Game is doa

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >female protagonist
    Ew. No thanks

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Nope, and frick xbox

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Was the first even popular enough to warrant a sequel? I never heard anyone talk about it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Got overshadowed by God of War.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Playing it 60fps on my beefy rig with Game Pass™

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >supporting Ninja Theory
    Never fricking ever. It's actually baffling that these homosexuals didn't get axed instead of Tango or even that mobile Doom devs.
    Every day that Ninja Theory continues to live is a day wasted.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      they made some good games over the years though. i'm looking forward to hellblade 2. first one was pretty good little game

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I still like Xbox 🙁

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    best i can do is maybe watching the let's play

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >ugly protag
    >movieshit
    >muh photorealsim/realism
    >muh facescan
    no thanks

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