You are given 1 billion dollars and 1 year to solve the cheating problem

How do you do it?

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    kill every single person who cheats on their spouse, use my money to pay off authorities

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      FPBP. Hire some professional assassins. Shooting some neckbeard in the back of the head twice for cash. Talk about easy money.

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Make everything server side? Ping gets worse but if everyone is streaming the game then cheating becomes a herculean task.

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Land invasion of Brazil with the sole goal of eradicating all BRs.

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would nuke every third world country and spent the rest of the money on prostitutes

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would make it against the rules to cheat

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I kill every living thing in this planet by nuking it

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Step 1: Separate countries with high amounts of cheating and have them all contained in their own group of servers
    >Step 2: Mail pipe bombs to users outside of those counties that do cheat
    >Step 3: Do coke and frick strippers for the next year until I have a heart attack and die
    done

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    continue not playing multiplayer slop and buy an island or something

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hire a bunch of PMCs and take over some small island off the coast of Central America. Make my way as a solider of fortune.

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Run away with all the money because I don't care.

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >No backface cull.
    Worst engine of all time.

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    use AI to secretly watch and judge gameplay from every single russian, chinese and brasilian IP

    If marked as cheater don't ban them but put them together in lobbies without telling

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Give back the money.
    I refuse to stop cheating.
    Not sorry.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      homosexual

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I pay myself 1 billion dollars to just play the game and personally perma-ban anyone that’s obviously cheating.

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    range ban China/Russia/India
    problem solved

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I pay myself a 1 billion dollar salary and conclude that the cheating problem is impossible to solve.

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    players won't know whether your method catches 30% of cheaters or 90%. every suspicious death still reduces your trust in the game.
    the answer is consoles with KBM

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Accept the challenge - then go off the grid, change my identity, move to another country, launder the money, and live the comfy NEET life while playing single-player games

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Kill all germans and russians
    >cheating problem somehow eradicated

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >China

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like the idea of hallucination based ESP and Aimhack detection, with gameplay being flagged when a player tracks or fires on false contacts consistently. Flagged players will have their replays reviewed and be banned in waves according to a VAC-style strategy.

    I pocket the other nine-hundred-ninety-nine million dollars and take the last 2 months off vacation after getting it all working.

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    fps with auto aim and see through walls

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bring back community servers and let admins handle it.

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Cheating Problem is perceived problem. Remove the majority of cheaters of the capability of cheating from scriptkiddies and morons and deal with the rest case by case based on report system from trusted clients.
    HWID Bans
    Payment method bans (Creditcard, wiretransfer source, wallet source)
    Chunk the map to smaller client accessable zones, and cull the rest
    Kernel level AC
    VM Detector AC
    Client purity check from server AC
    Done. Leave the rest for human weighted machine learn model and use cadre of humans to unban clear mishaps.

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    1 million dollars per dead cheater

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      1 billion = 10000 dead cheaters?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        The intimidation of the first few hundred will get rid of the rest

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    private servers, votekicking, banning. No more queues or automatic systems.

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Detection software flags people who use cheating software, mic spammers, griefers, people who don't take the game seriously and then force them to permanently play on separate servers from people who don't cheat/take the game seriously/ e sports players.
    Then I would permaban everyone in the later group.

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    nuke every second and third world country

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lobby congress to ban matchmaking, make all games go to player-owned servers.

  29. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I lobby congress to make online gaming illegal

  30. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Let people run their own servers and do what ever the frick they want, and then make the official servers extremely strict and permaban any cheaters.

  31. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I lobby government to make cheating in video games punishable by up to 50 years in a minimum security federal prison. Children who cheat in video games can be tried as adults.

  32. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cheating gets you removed from all games forever.
    You are also beaten in public, it is also a free TV channel and stream.

  33. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    implement aimbot, wallhack and lagdelay as game mechanics

    what kind of cheat are they gonna use if the game itself is about cheating?

  34. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    implement a screen recording software on the game. if you open up a cheat engine or w/e you get permabanned and your IP address gets blacklisted forever

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