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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will name him George. And I will pet him and hug him and squeeze him

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Give him some bird treats to show him I'm a source of food to gain his trust and loyalty

      Also this

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      kek I had a cat with that name because of that rip :c

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      fpbp

      Give him some bird treats to show him I'm a source of food to gain his trust and loyalty

      Also this

      honorable mention

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Feed it to my Skitty

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Be grateful for the opportunity to enjoy the rewards of befriending best birb.

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Become friends and train him. I'd become rich and famous if I had an IRL Pokemon.

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    *munch munch munch*

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will train him into a strong Xatu.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Xatu
      >strong
      with that moveset??

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hold him more gently.

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Firmly grasp it

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    CRUSH IT LIKE A GRAPE IN THE PALM OF MY HAND, YOU UNDERSTAAAAAAAAND?

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Uhhh sex?

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    new onahole

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Train it to bring me money like chinese guys do with crows.

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cute birdo, many pettings and much burd treats.

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    squeeze it gently like a stress ball
    and pet it with my thumb

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    why is she such an ORB

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >she
      do not a sphere

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >>she
        Yes my Xatu bro has a Natu daughteru, what is the problem?

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Groom him

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would raise the Natu with care, especially if its feathers are that fluffy. Fricking love the Xatu line.
    Kinda regret filling out my SwSh team in the Wild Area JUST before I spotted one; even in such a shit game it being available so readily and early on makes me giddy

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    See if it fits in a brandy glass

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >rape

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    FRICK IT WITH MY PENIS HAHA
    WHY RIGHT INTO THE CLOACA HAHA
    SEX IT HARD HAHA WITH MY PEENUS WEENUS

  22. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Feed it some seed, then let it live inside my beard.

  23. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Two Two

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dennis.

  24. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    *unzips dick*

  25. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    feed him tasty berries and small, sweet fruits

  26. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    YAAAAY

  27. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    why is it blushing?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hormones.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      it knows what comes next

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It enjoys being held and manhandled

  28. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Goddamnit now I want to frick that bird

  29. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  30. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    borb

  31. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well?
      What did it taste like?

  32. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Put it next to my ear and check if it works like a phone

  33. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stick it up my ass

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why would you stick something up your ass that has pointy parts?

  34. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    finger its cloaca

  35. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    squish him, gently

  36. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      So cute!

  37. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Smooch her asspussy until she cums

  38. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    the mario

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