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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whispers was so fricking gay. Literally and figuratively.
    At least Alchemy is a fun mode.

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    New War was the biggest waste of time I have ever seen.
    >Spend YEARS hyping this story up
    >Finally released it
    >It's fricking awful

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the war lasts five seconds
      >alternate universe shit
      >ballas is the villain again for some reason
      Why

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >ballas is the villain again for some reason
        And he is killed off right after
        There was no point in any of this crap.

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Warframe 1999 NEW theme just leaked!!!

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    frick you old man, i'm here to frick the giant marble woman

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >giant marble woman
      You mean giant marble Sam Witwer?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he didn't see the titty one in the labs

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's hilarious how warframe's lore gets worse every time they develop it

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm more bothered by the fact that DE will never advance the plot in a tangible way.
      Whole system is supposed to be strangled by funny facemask man and his sentient bishops, but everything you do is still just corpus/grineer/infested grind because all the Narmer shit is tucked away. They'll never go all-in and say if you missed it, you missed it. Unless of course it's something that can be used to create Platinum sales.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the dark sector universe died for this

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Please be excited for 1999. In the meantime, why not enjoy cracking some relics?
          Farming void traces isn't a tedious step at all, and upgrading to radiant is totally not a placebo! See you in the spring for Protea Prime!

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Im waiting for soulframe
            warframe is dead

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >same DE jank except it's ripping off soulshit
              I'm waiting for Steve's suicide

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                yet you are still here, curious

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              soulframe looks fricking awful

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Protea Prime
            frick that literal prostitute, I want Xaku Prime NOW!!

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              I was about to say Xaku Prime doesn't even make sense, but then I remembered Nidus Prime also exists and there are no rules
              We're also never getting another Umbra

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Xaku is a they them schizoid piece of shit frame, literally in lore.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >66.6% female 33.3% male
                she's a hung futa

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Based bonerframe player. The last thing they'll hear will be the rattling of our bones.

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    how do you turn cool space ninja game into the gayest shit I've ever played
    like im honestly impressed

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    so, why does he look like a Jotaro cosplayer?

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Complete level geometry rework WHEN??
    Free Wall running WHEN?
    Wall melee rework WHEN?????

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Complete level geometry rework WHEN??
      they do go back and update old tilesets here and there over time.
      >Free Wall running WHEN?
      never.
      the parkour rework happened years ago and players liked it more than the old wallrunning.
      wall jumping and wall latching are here to stay.
      wall melee will probably never happen.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >they do go back and update old tilesets here and there over time.
        Maps are made from combining a bunch of assets together, and the assets have small lips and edges that frick with the parkour. Updating old tilesets with new assets doesn't solve this problem.
        >the parkour rework happened years ago and players liked it more than the old wallrunning.
        old wall running sucked, yeah
        I'm talking about the possibility of having something from Prototype/Hulk wall running

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Gotta farm Deimos for my voidrig in order to do New War
    I HATE OPEN WORLD SHIT

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kept you waiting huh?

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >forced to participate in a homosexual love story
    cuckframe

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus give me a decent campaign mode, alright?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      they've tried, but there's massive backlog of old content they can't do anything with to somehow re-use it

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Will we get to fight the Man in the Wall or will it be a cutscene resolution? Will Pazuul be redeemed like his sister or get Balaas'ted away in the end? Are the Grineer and Corpus done storywise? Is Drifter forever stuck in Duviri spiral hell?

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    clock's ticking, warframe gays. enjoy your game until it's replaced.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Soulframe is going to BLOW so badly, though. Someone looked at the gameplay revealed so far and thought it was genuinely good enough to show.

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