You are now St. Louis. What do?

You are now St. Louis.
What do?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    live my life exactly the same

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      fpbp. Maybe sign up on onlyfans or something for free money

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Volunteer at the local homeless shelter?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      DONT FRICK THE HOMELESS WHAT THE FRICK

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He didn't say anything about sex.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    open up a patreon and start living life as it was meant to be

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      make some onlyfans money

      start an onlyfans and live a life of luxury on my simps dime

      stop having an onlyfans

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        shut the frick up b***h

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          No I don't think I will.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      make some onlyfans money

      start an onlyfans and live a life of luxury on my simps dime

      Frick black guys

      >men complaing about that all women are prostitutes
      >the first thing they would do as a woman is to prostitute themselves
      Shameful behavior

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        to be fair i never complained about women being prostitutes

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Envy is one hell of a drug.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'm a single boatmother, I don't have time to justify myself to you.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What else is there to do? I don't want to be a woman. Women are moronic. If you've lived your entire life as a man and suddenly you're a woman, it's either whoring yourself or living life as an inferior being.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >bro i have a man's mind in a female body
          >may as well be a prostitute or die!
          You are a Black person. You have a man's mind regardless of body, but you refuse to use it if your form isn't what you want.
          have a nice day, Black person.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Ok, if you turn into St. Louis what will you do?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Continue studying nuclear chemistry.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                A third bomb might result in even better anime girls. Smart

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Who said I want to make nuclear weapons?
                I want to provide humanity with nuclear power. I find that noble, even if I am a bawd.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Who said I want to make nuclear weapons?
                Humanity deserves extermination.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                "Deserve". "Deserves" something else.
                I want you to say something to say something that has meaning. I don't care about individuality. Do you? Why is your human existence worth anything more than a bee's? It could end at any moment from an asteroid obscured by the Sun, after all.
                Humanity will overcome it's own end. Are you going to cry about is? I won't, and neither will you. We'll both live on, regardless of whether we like St. Louis or not.
                Now do you want to figure out this reality, or do you want to sleep?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Why is your human existence worth anything more than a bee's?
                I can end a bee's life any moment of my choosing. it's an inferior being, and only gets to live because I will it

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I never said otherwise.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You wouldn't frick a ship.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You don’t know me.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Make her put on a really skimpy dress and frick her brains out in public

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      but you are her

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >talking in third person
      schizo

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    essex

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    make some onlyfans money

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    start an onlyfans and live a life of luxury on my simps dime

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    sexo con botes

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Frick black guys

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    frick white guys

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Continue suffering because it doesn't fix my crippling anxiety. Changing the outside does nothing to change the inside.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    jerk off

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This
      I would spend a few days jerking off and feeling up my new body.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Marry the most highly paid engineer I can find and live life with 0 wants or responsibilities all the while fostering a beautiful family

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Did you ever consider that you could use your male intelligence to become an engineer as well, and then work together with your husband to create a scientific revolution?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Why would I want to do that. I am lazy and useless as frick, the only difference between real life and this scenario is that I have inherent worth, therefore making people willing to put up with my bullshit

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >therefore making people willing to put up with my bullshit
          You know anon, there's a saying men often say when it comes to bad hot chicks.
          >don't stick your dick in crazy.
          Being hot won't change your worth, but ironically enough being hot and unlikable is probably worse since rather than getting ignored you'll just keep getting badly burned and probably abused by people who know they can take advantage of you.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Bro, I'm not a woman, why would I ever go for low hanging fruit. My plan is to marry some smart guy going into STEM right before he gets rich and then just ride it out living the easy life. Might be a bit manipulative, but I'd try to constantly affirm and comfort the fricker if he tries to drop out so he can make it through education. In this scenario I avoid the main pitfall of being woman (moronation) while reaping all the benefits (literally everything else)

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >but ironically enough being hot and unlikable is probably worse
            not the guy you replied to but you sound like you speak from experience.
            tell me more?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You will eventually seek mental stimulation, you are not a woman.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >the only difference between real life and this scenario is that I have inherent worth, therefore making people willing to put up with my bullshit
          >inherent worth
          >therefore making people willing to put up with my bullshit

          your mistake is thinking you cant have this as a guy.
          and.. as a guy, it can work on other guys too i.e. gaygays

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Like with any boats on the list: get blacked immediately

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      moronic phoneposter

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      belfast is a filthy dyke though

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Frick shotas

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is everyone here gay? Or trans
    it's the only explanation why you all are instantly choking on the first the dick you see after becoming a woman.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Is everyone here gay?
      It'd be gay if I wanted to frick girls as a girl, wouldn't it?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >on the first the dick you see
      But not yours. These beta bumpers ain’t for you lmao!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, I am a girly gay.
      No, I am not a trans. Why is this so hard for people to understand?

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The same thing I usually do, waste my time on the internet

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Petition for a retrofit so I get to show up in fleets again.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Harvest simp money.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i hate you

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    become a buttbawd

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Please old rich men for money.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Drown in red superchats while playing vidya gaems.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    start my own touring business where I give people rides to explore shit, maybe suck on my own breasts and find some cute girl to larp as biloxi for me

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Now that I'm finally not an anon on Ganker I can actually go play videogames

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Figure what new things I can do with this new body, like, what is this thing in my back? Can I shoot things with it? Also what is that thing in my head?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the thing on her back is rigging, essentially put its her ship in a compact form, thing on her head is probably radar similiar to what Helena has

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I will sensually unplug all the Ganker servers or at least for Ganker and other boards that frequent it as well as permabanning all phoneposters and mobile networks.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      thank you new Louis for finally freeing all of us

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    jerk off then kill myself.
    The second part isn't because I'm a girl now, its because I'm a Brooklyn class light cruiser, and the only thing worse than being a shut-in neet is being a goddamn new yorker.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      luckily for you she was built in Virginia instead of New York

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >mfw i was already born in VA
        Huh...neat.
        In that case, I begin a career as a tittystreamer to fund my vidya addiction. If the feds try to send the IRS after me I'll just sail out to international waters.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why are the new St. Louis anons so philosophical?
    I thought they were horny bawds.

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    fap

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I asked to be Honolulu though, either way obviously I'd make a onlyfans and twitch channel.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >literally the same body

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I need to drink oil to survive now?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Oxycola

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I would work out more(/at all) to maintain that body and jerk off a ton but otherwise I don't think I'd do anything different.

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Migrate to Norway.

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why is st. lous

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    sell my body to old men

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It depends. If I am st Louis in this universe then nothing changes I am just a blue haired big titty woman.
    But in azur lane universe I would do everything I can to make a good couple out of shikikan and Honolulu

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      why would you life not change if you were a blue haired big titty woman

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Well some thing will change. I will wear different clothes and stuff for example

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          what kind of clothes

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Female navy uniforms

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              nice

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sex

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why are there so many brain rotted pornaddicts and gachashitters on Ganker lately. More than usual i mean.

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    sex louis

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why am I St. Louis?

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why is this 200000 experience thing taking forever ?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      My bad

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    live my life exactly the same (after buying new clothes) and overall be a little happier~

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    jerk off

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