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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>>/vg/

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only if they kill the cat

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I WILL NOT play troonyXIV
    I WILL fap to FFXIV catgirl fanart

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    While I look on Twitter for lalafell, yeah

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Any good ones I should follow, bro?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        @LalaMaet
        @Themeteorspark
        @fumobemi
        @KRILESMASHER69
        @orangejuicexiv
        That's what I've found so far
        Krilesmasher has all kinds of stuff however

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          based taste m8

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          based taste m8

          There is surprisingly little material of lalafell actually having sex, instead of just being posed sexy

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            The models are so disproportionate that having them posing sexily solo is better than posing them with another race.
            Lalafell on Lalafell is okay but there's no market for it.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Krilesmasher got nuked. Anyone know if they came back under an alt or something?

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I actually stopped during Shadowbringer's post ending patches because I didn't buy Endwalker yet and progressing the MSQ without getting any exp made it feel a little pointless and then I stopped. I don't understand why they won't just let people do the quests on a lower level job

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Right now? No. At the moment I'm playing with my dick. I might play ff14 later though.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will NEVER play XIV despite the fact I like cat's design and want to impregnate her deeply. Maybe when they release a singleplayer version with all the expansions.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Maybe when they release a singleplayer version with all the expansions.
      They nerfed most dungeons so you can play them with bots. You are being catered to.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't want to play MMOs and befriend people. That's the only reason why I don't want to play it.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          > /busy
          there, now you don't have speak with the scary people.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't know what kind of MMO you think XIV is but it's extremely easy to never interact with anyone.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I played through the entire game until the end of 6.2 without talking to a single person. Sub ran out after that and haven't bothered to renew yet.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Don't feel like playing single player games
    >Log in to XIV
    >Sit around doing nothing for 30 minutes
    >Logout

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >log in
      >want to play the game because I love it
      >nothing to do until reset
      >speeeeen
      I'm farming bunnies....

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Watching friend play FF16 and fight titan cuz I ain't got a playstation
      They should have just drawn the story out to 7.0 and ended it there and worked on a new MMO engine. There's no fricking way I'm going to want to play FF14 for 5-10 more years.

      Still haven't even done the MSQ for 6.4 yet because I am so bored. The only hope I have is hearing ultima shit in raid meaning we get some spooky ayylmao shit and not beep boop ultima thula style ayylmaos.

      >WAR was better before 4.2 ruined it forever
      >DRK was better before 4.0 ruined it forever
      >SMN was better before 6.0 ruined it forever
      >PLD was better before 6.3 ruined it forever
      >Healers were better before 4.0 ruined them forever
      >DRG will be ruined in 7.0

      How is your favorite job holding up?

      I'm samurai how do you think it's going.

      I've grown entirely unable to play this game. The gameplay bore me so much I can't even finish Shadowbringer, and I've tried every class. My spark for this game has completely died, and I haven't even suffered any guild drama

      Honestly if the story isn't holding you the gameplay won't. The story held me in rapture until ending 6.0 then it's fallen off. At the same time

      I haven't played for four months now. I honestly think this ''break'' will be permanent. Kind of a shame because there are good people in there, but I am not gonna pay 13$/month for a chatroom.
      [...]
      I've dipped into the roleplay scenes but the cliques aren't inviting and the endless ''party'' to make connections grow old mighty quickly. And the endless amount of futas really discourages trying to play a normal-ish dude.

      while 13 is a lot for just a chat bot, if you use it for socializing the way normalgays would going to the bar then it's easy to justify given that could be half of what they normally pay going out on friday night.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >ultima shit in raid meaning we get some spooky ayylmao shit and not beep boop ultima thula style ayylmaos.
        Will never happen because don't you remember that Meteion has wiped out ALL life in the universe?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Meteion has wiped out ALL life in the universe?
          Bait so stale, it's harder than a rock

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Meteion has wiped out ALL life in the universe?
            that never happened

            Did you skip the story? Every civilization got wiped out because of her

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              did you? most of those civilizations were wiped by other reasons, not meteion
              did you forgot about ra-la? the black disease? the guy bombing everyone out?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                The Ra-La civilization was actually ruined by a Meteion who wouldn't stop asking them what the meaning of life was

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Meteion has wiped out ALL life in the universe?
          that never happened

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    yeah a lil bit

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You do not understand how much I need this on my dick

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      doesn't this thing usually have giant breasts? i swear there's a few webms that show 'em off.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't play MMO shit any more. The cat is cute though.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I started in Alpha with the old Allakhazam linkshell. Finished all the expansions. The fight with Zenos kinda killed it for me tbh. No way my homosexual WoL would have a chance at taking down Zenos. FF is a great mmo, but some of it is just stupid and gay.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reposting cause I'm a moron who had the wrong thread

    >On a server that gave me an exp buff to 80
    >I'm 90 on my main job
    >Want to try tanking
    >Gunbreaker is the job that interests me most
    >But haven't even started Shadowbringer yet and still in Stormblood postgame
    Odd question I know but will it be fine or should I go with paladin or war?
    I was thinking of doing even the low level dungeons and trials until I become comfortable with the job, GNB just seems so fun.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tanks aren't that much different from eachother so just go ahead and pick the flavor you like the most. I've seen people spergout about GNBs rotation but who gives a frick if you're having fun.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        What are they complaining about?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Parsehomosexualry, don't worry about it.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Parsehomosexualry, don't worry about it.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            GNB is literally the strongest tank in savage. It's not about parsing.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          GNB is pretty busy so you have a lot of your weave space taken by your rotation. The people b***hing can't plan their mitigations ahead and find themselves unable to weave both their mitigations and damage rotation.
          For the legit complaint GNB gets assfricked by downtime because they need cartridges for burst.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      GNB is amazing, go for it

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      PLD is the only meh tank in my opinion, WAR is op and GNB is fun in single target, whereas DRK is fun in AoE situations

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'll never not be mad Abyssal Drain got turned into a cooldown.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's obnoxiously loud to spam

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        GNB is amazing, go for it

        Tanks aren't that much different from eachother so just go ahead and pick the flavor you like the most. I've seen people spergout about GNBs rotation but who gives a frick if you're having fun.

        Thanks bros

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Y'shtola so perfect bros?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Perfect at doing nothing and being a waste of a scion? Yeah, she is good at that.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why do fujos hate Y'sthola so much?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because she's not a shirtless and sweaty Estinian doing pushups in his room?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I Already forgot about estinien fan service wow. zero , varshaan, "golbez", garelans gays, alisaie have been real trash this arc.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Being a Garleaboo sucks
              They turned them into mhiggers

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Considering it was garleans who turned mhiggers into what we found, I'd say they only have themselves to blame.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Considering it was garleans who turned mhiggers into what we found, I'd say they only have themselves to blame.

                Garleans are Russians
                Russia are the bad guys
                You chuds get what you deserve when it comes to Russia scraps, you're losing

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                garleans are romans/english in arr
                they are nazis in SB
                they are imperial japanese in EW

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          In my experience it's more often angry chuds that hate any hint of competent female, even if she's not taking over the game being a Mary Sue like Sylvanas or something. Most actual girl players I've talked to have an opinion of Y'shtola somewhere between positive leaning indifference and actually liking her a lot.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            the one i have met fricking hates her

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            nobody hates y'shtola, just her fanbase of delusional coomers and secondaries are tiresome.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Riiight.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm the King of the Chuds, and the scion I hate the most is G'raha, because he is a homosexual. Do you not understand the first thing about chud pscyhology?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I wish competent women were real

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >not taking over the game being a Mary Sue
            but she's the scion version of that, together with nu-G'raha

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Neither of them are anywhere close to that. The only character that has come close is Zero, and even she still doesn't reach that point because it's only been for a few patches and we still don't know if the reason the story is constantly focusing on her butthole is because that's as far as she's gonna last.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          She's the sole 'mature' female left in the Scions, and women have a particular dislike for those types. Compare to Alisaie or any femlala who they like in part because they aren't threatening. Breast envy is a very real thing, except in this case it extends to just being a traditionally attractive woman.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Aren't they mostly indifferent? I feel people who really hate her are other waifu gays or just gays who are gay.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's dying before the next expansion. She's been in borrowed time since the end of ARR her going blind was just the start. She's going to sacrifice herself to slam the 13th and the 1st together.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        and this time she'll stay dead for over 8 hours.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        They don’t have the balls.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah that'll probably be Zero if it's anyone

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    of course

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      what is 8 supposed to convey?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        dabberino

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, I've taken a break from it after just starting Endwalker to play FFXVI and it's fantastic.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Haven't played since XVI dropped. I need to do p12 this week

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    PLD would be better if Goring Blade was an ogcd, or Atonement

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      have you tried not being moronic? tank rotation is non existent

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not messing up the rotation, using basic ilvl 630, no materia you can't get Goring Blade and 3 Atonement within your Fight or Flight window, on top of your Requiescat window.

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP

    GET ME PREGNANT GET ME PREGNANT GET ME PREGNANT GET ME PREGNANT GET ME PREGNANT GET ME PREGNANT GET ME PREGNANT

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >GET ME PREGNANT

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why not nakadashi impregnate both sisters?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Y'mhitra would never cuck her sister.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Y'mhitra wouldn't put out until she can HEAR the sperm cells hitting her sister's ovum.

            Because a monogamous, loving relationship full of laughter and trust with Y'shtola, making happy children and living out lives together as long as grace permits us to be alive is everything I crave from the deepest parts of my heart.

            don't cats form harems in the gane lore?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              no, tias and nunhs in suncat societies refers to landowners and tribe owners, not a sole breeding male

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >The Seekers of the Sun are a highly patriarchal culture, with each tribe centered around a strong breeding male (nunh) whose duty is to form a harem

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                There isn't a single shown tribe that actually follows that rule since it's grossly moronic. Miqo'te are even noted in-game for being the race quickest to outright abandon their racial culture on immigration to and integration into Eorzea.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Botht he M tribe and the U tribe which are the two tribes we get to see in the game do though. In the U tribe the Nunh is that retired guy from the Company of Heroes, and in the M tribe it's M'naago's father. They're both the only male cats in those tribes (plus M'zhet who is kind of orbiting the M tribe training to defeat their Nunh).

                The ones who don't follow that rule are the seekers who don't live by the tribal system and just adapted to "normal" society, which is obviously the vast majority of the ones we meet including Y'shtola and G'raha.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >just adapted to "normal" society, which is obviously the vast majority of the ones we meet including Y'shtola and G'raha.
                >G'raha Tia
                >Tia
                >Technically a Nunh in shb
                Raha fix your fricking surname

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                His to busy being autistic and wanking over Meteor.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Does he really get to change it now that he's no longer presidente of the Christarium anyway? Feels like he'd just go back to Tia. Also the miqo'te of the First didn't share the same culture, and he had to go by "Crystal Exarch" so we wouldn't figure out who he was anyway. And he never fulfilled the "breeding" part of the job, unless you want to stretch the definition to count raising Lyna as his granddaughter.

                Feels like he'd only be a Nunh through the strictest, most pointless of technicalities.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                iirc Urangier and Y'shtola talk about it and wonder if he'd even care to make the distinction

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                If you are a Suncat and talk to Y'shtola after I think 5.4 in the rising stones, she comments that it is up to G'raha to define his name and out of politeness she will continue call him a Tia. Seems like there are some unspoken suncar rules regarding the name.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >and out of politeness she will continue call him a Tia.
                One would think the polite thing to do would be to NOT call him an incel. Suncat society is so wierd.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                There's one in South Thanalan and M'Naago's tribe, what are you talking about?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                There is one gatherer Quest about a nunh desperate to please his wives because he fricked up. He needed some flowers.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah they do, seekers at least, which Y'shtola and Y'mhitra are.
                But on the other hand, Y'shtola has lived like 70% of her life away from her tribe. Chances are she's more into a normal EB.

                Seekers have something like a lion's pride, one alpha male and other males have to fight for the top spot or they don't get to frick.

                Keepers are mostly groups of females headed by a matriarch with males coming and going, but never staying or in a leadership position.

                so the WoL should nakadashi impregnate both sisters, starting with Yshtola

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah they do, seekers at least, which Y'shtola and Y'mhitra are.
              But on the other hand, Y'shtola has lived like 70% of her life away from her tribe. Chances are she's more into a normal EB.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Seekers have something like a lion's pride, one alpha male and other males have to fight for the top spot or they don't get to frick.

              Keepers are mostly groups of females headed by a matriarch with males coming and going, but never staying or in a leadership position.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yes but I doubt most of the Miqo's living in the big cities still follow those rules as you meet a number of them in monogamy relationships.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Most seeker cats in this game are actual prostitutes. See the miqo on Costa del sol, arcanist trainer, pirate guild, miners guild, the satasha dungeon miqos, dancer in Uld'ah, etc.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Trying to inflate the list with rape victims and sex slaves.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Y'mhitra wouldn't put out until she can HEAR the sperm cells hitting her sister's ovum.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because a monogamous, loving relationship full of laughter and trust with Y'shtola, making happy children and living out lives together as long as grace permits us to be alive is everything I crave from the deepest parts of my heart.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      god i need the full pls bro

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://twitter.com/Kayuri_XIV/status/1528532153839104000

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          oh absolutely frick yes, thanks bro

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Das it mane

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sauce

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >WAR was better before 4.2 ruined it forever
    >DRK was better before 4.0 ruined it forever
    >SMN was better before 6.0 ruined it forever
    >PLD was better before 6.3 ruined it forever
    >Healers were better before 4.0 ruined them forever
    >DRG will be ruined in 7.0

    How is your favorite job holding up?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like 6.0 SMN. It's just way too easy to auto pilot.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>PLD was better before 6.3 ruined it forever
      Other than having to keep Requiescat and Fight or Flight separate being something I had to unlearn because now you combine them, the job is actually way better than it was before.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Great Value brand GNB
        >better
        there's a lot to unpack here

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Compared to how before the rework it was the squishiest tank with the least utility, lowest damage, and zero sustain? Yeah it fricking is.
          I mean it's still the lowest damage tank, but at least it's not by a whole 10%.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          PLD doesn't work like GNB at all what the frick

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          PLD doesn't work like GNB at all what the frick

          Explain this to me, people compare it to GNB but it makes no fricking sense at all

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's a stale meme from immediately after the PLD rework took place and it revolves around Paladin popping a damage self-buff and then dumping OGCD abilities + Confiteor combo, and Goring Blade. Don't think too hard about it,especially don't think about how "pop damage ability, dump all skills" applies to most jobs.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              it's specifically because goring blade was reworked into the same style of "GCD but also a cooldown" skill as sonic break

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I mean it's either that or lose the skill outright, since Goring Blade and the Confiteor blade skill's DoT were identical and now removed.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >GB turned into Sonic Break
            >HS turned into Burst Strike
            >FoF turned into No Mercy
            gee I wonder why people compare the two

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              fight or flight being turned into an all-damage-up is an improvement tbh

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                haha yeah bro
                going from a three-phase rotation to a no-phase rotation sure is an improvement
                boy I sure do love pressing 1-2-3-4 and nothing else 80% of the time

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                yeah? Would occasionally going 1 2 shift3 shift 4make you cum your pants?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                you're still hitting atonement the most often and now you get holy spirit/circle after combos

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >inner release allows WAR to spam fell cleave like continuation combo
              >dashes and upheavel are the oGCDs for it
              >Primal Rend is the Double Down
              >Inner Beast is Bloodfest
              whoa...
              this is how moronic your post is...

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                look at the potencies
                they are literally the same abilities

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Sonic break is a dot, while Goring blade is not
                >Holy Spirit is a ranged OGC while Burst Strike is a GC with an OGC follow-up (if you wanted to help your argument next time say RA and SB are the same)
                >FoF is 25%, NM is 20%

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              FoF as a change was good
              It allows you to actually contribute to your parties buffs instead of being a moron tank that loops 2 different disjointed buffs

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      BLM is the best its ever been.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >NIN
      I'd rather not talk about it.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I still love RDM, but on this patch feels notoriously weaker than the other dps jobs

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>DRG will be ruined in 7.0
      May Allah stone you for reminding me

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        it was already ruined in 4.0

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      they should bring back 5.X dotmage summoner and just call it chemist. same exact kit, just rename the moves to fit chem

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >exact same kit
        please for the love of god no

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        As soon as they fix the debuff limit.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Black Mage gets better every expansion.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      sam was gutted with removal of kaiten

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have a bot for all the classes outside of BLM and thats my main. Game needs a complete combat and gear system rework for 7.0 to make it not boring as frick.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Post ulti and savage clear

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Monk’s doing excellently. Many buttons, many combos, all I need are some more long coats with sleeves.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      DNC is doing fine.
      SMN is factually better now

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not until they add 3 more primals after phoenix
        It's pretty medicore for now

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw GNB
      I'm trying to think how they're going to frick it up even further in 7.0 but right now it's as bad as it gets. Yet despite the clusterfrick of weaving of the job it's the one i main and the only one where i can NOT think about playing the job itself that i can focus on mech
      Still wishing hypervelocity fricks off at some point or works differently. It's so fricking ass

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sch is okay, i guess?

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Haven't been subbed since 5.2, the patches have been pretty boring... Played 5.3 story in the free login period and it was mostly the same.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh i meant 6.2 and 6.3 obviously

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yotolo is made for fellow seeker futa wiener.

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i found that i had nothing to do after doing the ex and getting bored progging savage in DF

    guys you need to let go and play other games, comonnnnn..like black desert online mayb

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've been playing MMOs for 20 fricking years im not falling for korean bullshit.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        BDO is the epitome of soulless

        cmon anons, the water's warm

        there are pretty places to explore, monsters to slay...don't forget the best action combat in MMO history

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          got the game for 2 bucks and still felt like a scam
          nice looking game, nothing else

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Koreans enjoy misery, design morpgs ti be miserable.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, instead you should play City of Heroes

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      BDO is the epitome of soulless

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Care to explain this?
        The entire game is fully open world except for a very few instances, the world is huge and filled with stuff and feels really alive. You can nearly interact with every NPC and most of them has a little backstory and lore on their own. Mos of the trees, rocks, flowers and such you see in the world is intractable and serves a purpose, most of the world stays relevant throughout the game.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not him but while I enjoy the world itself, seeing other players in it is really jarring because a majority of them use cash shop outfits that don't look as though they belong in the world. It's like the cash shop design team was told to make outfits without being told what the world they were making it for was like beyond just "fantasy".

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Have you noticed that the gear is mostly designed to appeal to women? even tome and raid gear, there is no ugly, plate, giant pauldron or raw thing that usually is part of mmos, even supposedly savage style ooga booga gear like War artefact sets are still soft and smooth.
            The devs realized that girls and dudes who pretend to be girl are a good niche to milk, hence why the cash shop is mostly generic urban gear.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >War artefact sets are still soft and smooth

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                if you think this screams stronk savage bara you need glasses for your glasses

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Well yeah you're putting it on a race that isn't a stronk savage bara, and gear fits all the races about the same. Roes look fricking GOOD in tank gear and tank AFs

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                lala in pooper or it didnt happen

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Here's a roe in GNB AF I pulled off of Google Images

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I kneel, how do I fanta into one without being harrassed by gay hroths?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You can avoid pretty much all the banana-hammock roegadyns and hrothgars just by not dressing like one yourself. I played a roegadyn for a very long time and the only two altercations I had were a midlander hyur on Louisoix asking me to rape her in Rhalgr's Reach while I was just trying to get some fricking tomestone gear, and a guy in a Hard Gay cosplay making a pass at me ironically while waiting for a FATE to pop in Eureka. Both these times were years ago and I've played on Crystal for most of the time since, never got weird /tells as a roegadyn and I don't now as a highlander.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Here's a roe in GNB AF I pulled off of Google Images

                I kneel, how do I fanta into one without being harrassed by gay hroths?

                https://ffxiv.eorzeacollection.com/glamour/137951/gunnhildrs-harvester-of-sorrow
                https://ffxiv.eorzeacollection.com/glamour/157518/the-winter-reaper
                https://ffxiv.eorzeacollection.com/glamour/116457/demon-knight
                https://ffxiv.eorzeacollection.com/glamour/167509/resolution
                https://ffxiv.eorzeacollection.com/glamour/176620/holy-reaper
                https://ffxiv.eorzeacollection.com/glamour/223716/the-mothercrystals-shining-hope
                https://ffxiv.eorzeacollection.com/glamour/179650/royal-mender
                https://ffxiv.eorzeacollection.com/glamour/177446/nymian-general
                Just don't dress like a gay and no one will think you're one, even healer roes can look cool or badass

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                a lot of these suck

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                https://mirapri.com/?g=0&r=5
                Then check the Jap website you frickin weeb

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >A lot of roes in dresses or silly outfits
                Ganker told me the elevens never do this stuff

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Thanks for this anon, I was getting sick of the sheer amount of bawdglams on eorzea collection

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Hroths only blindly attach to roes if you are half naked/ half gay stuff in your info. Just don't dress that way and you will be fine I promise (unless you're in something like Faerie then you did it to yourself).
                The only ones who get random whispers, looks and interactions from hroths are other hroths. Of course not dressing like a bawd decreases it by 10% but you're still in the 80% range.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You can avoid pretty much all the banana-hammock roegadyns and hrothgars just by not dressing like one yourself. I played a roegadyn for a very long time and the only two altercations I had were a midlander hyur on Louisoix asking me to rape her in Rhalgr's Reach while I was just trying to get some fricking tomestone gear, and a guy in a Hard Gay cosplay making a pass at me ironically while waiting for a FATE to pop in Eureka. Both these times were years ago and I've played on Crystal for most of the time since, never got weird /tells as a roegadyn and I don't now as a highlander.

                Oh and advice for getting costumes together as a Roegadyn:
                >You look best in heavy armor and loose-fitting clothing, including mage robes and mage AFs. Form-fitting gear looks like shit on roegadyns.
                >You will have to deal with stretched textures on gear. It will be jarring coming from a smaller race. You will get used to it, but some gear combinations won't look good on roes even if they look good on you right now.
                >You ain't shit if your roegadyn doesn't have a maxed-out height slider. Be tall or don't be roe at all.
                >Enjoy the fact that your weapon models scale up hugely. The average roegadyn Samurai katana is about the size of the Dark Knight odachi, Odenta, for hyur and elezen sized races.
                >Weapon scaling can also work in your favor with larger weapons, which may not scale as sharply and become more proportionate. A good example is Blade's Resolve, the relic gunblade for Shadowbringers, which is very well-proportioned for a roegadyn player but a bit oversized for other races.
                Download Anamnesis (or CMtool if you're not on Windows 10/11) and walk around as a roegaydn for a while to see if you like it.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Midlander doesnt scream bara
                no shit

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'm so fricking sick of circlets even though that's in part to the race restrictions.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                and dresses, don't forget the fricking dresses

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Oh, I'm talking about BDO.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              whatever those cardigan sweaters and berets in the magic crafted sets have no business being that cute

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              I wish, maybe then we would get cute fending and melee stuffs, but only healers are allowed to get them

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                wat, aiming has the cutest stuff. Plenty of bawdglams for tanks anyway, go put your lizard in shisui joi of fending.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I want more armored dresses like ishgardian

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              in ffxiv you have people wearing modern glam, chicken outfits, pig outfits and super shilly and nonsensical stuff.
              Most outfits look like they fit in the world, and the one that stands out the most is a fish outfit that still doesn't look remotely as silly as the stuff in xiv

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >black desert
      I'm still ashamed I got suckered by the holiday discounts during the winter season last year. I must've spend over $150

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      cmon anons, the water's warm

      there are pretty places to explore, monsters to slay...don't forget the best action combat in MMO history

      how's the erp scene

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    why is /xivg/ such a shithole?
    why won't the jannies do anything about it?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same reason there is an entire /mlp/ board, contain the cancer. The problem is people too lazy to keep up with their attention-whoring and lgbt drama are leaking from it.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I feel like jannies are just tired of dealing with any shit at this point, hence why Ganker is also some of the worst its ever been. Its piss easy to ban evade and get back to shitting everything up so moderating is a waste of time.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly just look at how fricking often Barry gets banned and a million posts disappear with each time. I swear I saw him go through that cycle 8 times in one day recently because of the XVI release.

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >P12 door clear party
    >i650
    >3 wipes disband
    Do people just love wasting time in party finder?
    At this point I'd trust a week 1 clearer on an i640 alt job that someone still struggling on their main job.

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >4.0 DRK better than current DRK
    That's some moronic shit to be posting

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    not until they make y'shtola dateable

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >enjoy trying to collect everything and do all the achievements in MMOs
    >achievements like 10000 fates, 800 dungeons as each tank, and 1000 wins on each GC in frontlines exist
    Why must the japs torture me

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      there's 1 achievement no one has yet and it would take you about a year of playtime to get

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Which one

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          the 'find 3000 hidden caches in deep dungeon without a pomander of intution' one

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            If a white person had made that achieve I’d assume it was a joke

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't played since that dogshit patch msq

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >that dogshit patch msq
      You're gonna have to narrow that down a bit more

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    no, and I'm not coming back until Yoshi-p decides to start un-fricking class design
    I didn't think it was possible to make class design and general combat more of a snoozefest than fricking ESO, but here we are
    if I manage to accurately predict 90% of the job actions trailer like I did with Endwanker I'm deleting my account and never coming back

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      can I have your gil?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Im already expecting more boring ass 2000 potency "press this button every minutes minute" shit.

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Y'shtola is a confirmed old maid.
    source: That old cranky crusty lady Matoya.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not that kinda maid dingus

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Her "younger" sister is 3 years older than her at 26. She's well past Christmas cake. Her whole story post endwalker is finding a way to get dicked by the bara cat in the 1st.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous
  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >There will never be a plot relevant mooncat
    The cat quota is filled forever because neither Y'shtola, nor G'raha will die (for real)

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bro... your Nashu?????

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Plot relevant, not relic relevant.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nashu and Khloe are moonies.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >completely optional side quest stories and content
        >plot relevant
        its like you don't have any comprehension of what is being said

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I grouped with a mooncat male who was a ninja who seemed pretty cool for a manlet. There is too many scholarly characters, and yugiri is in retirement; kill graha and add a cat ninja who is thankfully taciturn.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nashu.
      >Not plot.
      Hildibrand is the second most important plot in the game.
      Also F'lhammin even though for some reason she uses a suncat name.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >F'lhammin
        I thought she was a seeker?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Flamin has both cat tribe features

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          She's a Seeker

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Go back to what I said

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    no but im playing with my d

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think a cloth magic tank would be fun, but it’d frick their itemization scheme hard and I don’t think square is anywhere ambitious enough for that shit.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're more interested in the running joke of tank jobs being FF main protag jobs anyways. Paladin, Warrior, Dark Knight, gunblade user.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Good news! Terra the magitek knight wears basically cloth

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Still wears heavy armor thoughever
          There's more of a case for Squall being an outlier in this regard since FF8 literally does not have armor

  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    When are we going to get the option to start called her Shtola? I think her and Meteor are close enough for it to be allowed.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think they're gonna save it for a highly emotional and climactic story moment.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      WoL at his closest shittalks Y'shtola and she shittalks him back. They're the modern azem hades duo.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, they'd be Azem and Hades if Y'shtola got annoyed (or at least acted it) that WoL finds new adventures and drags her into them, but she likes it and even offers some of her own. Thancred would be Hades, specially when he comments on how wierd WoL is. Y'shtola would be more like Venat.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Y'shtola would be more like Venat
          She always did have that mommy energy.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous
          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I unironically loved that interaction, returning the quip to her. It was the closest we ever got of telling a character "Yeah, I think you are pretty cool too!"

        6.1 was so fricking good when the dialogue choices, I honestly wonder why they dropped that.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I sincerely liked the other option better.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >6.1 was so fricking good when the dialogue choices, I honestly wonder why they dropped that.
          6.1 actually felt like a real RPG. I was surprised on how different the scenes were depending on your choice and how much character interactions they allowed with Y'shtola, Estinien and G'raha. I would have liked if we kept doing that instead of the void plot.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >pic
            What was this reference to? and not talking about ffxiv

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >6.1 gives WoL the most dialogue choices and interactions with the closest companions there's ever been in the game.
            >6.2-4 WoL has a level of agency comparable to back in ARR when it was just nodding all the time.

            What the frick happened.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Zero, literally, she was the MC for all those patches

  35. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've grown entirely unable to play this game. The gameplay bore me so much I can't even finish Shadowbringer, and I've tried every class. My spark for this game has completely died, and I haven't even suffered any guild drama

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Give the game a break, there's a reason why YoshiP always tells people to do just that and go play other games, he doesn't want people to burn out on it.
      Just leave and go play other stuff and come back later on it's what the devs want you to do, they don't want you to play it every day.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I haven't played for four months now. I honestly think this ''break'' will be permanent. Kind of a shame because there are good people in there, but I am not gonna pay 13$/month for a chatroom.

        Same.
        Sometimes I get horny and think about coming back, checking out the Quicksand, but it's never the game that attracts me. It's practically dead, only kept alive by the complete lack of a better option.

        I've dipped into the roleplay scenes but the cliques aren't inviting and the endless ''party'' to make connections grow old mighty quickly. And the endless amount of futas really discourages trying to play a normal-ish dude.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I always avoided any cliques. Apparently my characters were always cute enough they got me a lot of cold approaches just idling around, but then I play female and I like both. I hear it's difficult for males given the amount of people who only like futa or female.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I always avoided any cliques.
            I honestly don't think it's possible to get anything other than erp going without one.
            >I hear it's difficult for males given the amount of people who only like futa or female.
            That's a constant with every single erp central you'll ever find. Dudes gotta prove themselves above and beyond to get attention, I haven't found F14 community to be worth that effort.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same.
      Sometimes I get horny and think about coming back, checking out the Quicksand, but it's never the game that attracts me. It's practically dead, only kept alive by the complete lack of a better option.

  36. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  37. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i gave ffxiv a try during my mission this year to at least make 1 online friend (still havent if anyone has any advice)

    found the 'game' shockingly boring

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      sounds like a you problem

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >i gave ffxiv a try during my mission this year to at least make 1 online friend (still havent if anyone has any advice)
      Go get your autism sorted first, not the games fault you're a social moron.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        sounds like a you problem

        whats with the nasty replies
        did i strike a nerve?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          xivtroons freak out if you point out how their ''game'' is a glorified vn

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          xivtroons freak out if you point out how their ''game'' is a glorified vn

          How about you join one of the other threads about games you enjoy and discuss that anon, do something positive with your day.

  38. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  39. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't played FFXIV for more than a year. My FC is dead and the game is boring as frick. Why would I want to resub?

  40. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How hairy is her pussy?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Seeing as she's now blind and can only see people by their ather I doubt she shaved anymore so it's fully grown out.

  41. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Will we ever see more weeb Au Ra, or are we stuck with gross pajeet Au Ra?

  42. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's Fordola.

  43. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://arch.b4k.co/v/search/image/JBRz8HwjjBOWC0C4zbRDXg/

    How many of these threads are you going to make you fricking moronic homo?
    Frick you and this shit game, go back to /vg/

  44. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    wol never had a chance

  45. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be a group finder pleb, clear content, constantly wish I had a static
    >part of a fc of old friends from when I was a leaf
    >they hold a zodiark mount farm event, join for fun
    >they are fricking awful, bottom 10% of players I’ve ever seen
    Not having a static doesn’t seem so rough when I realize I’d have to spend an additional 12 hours per boss wiping while the worst players slowly learns.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Then don't make a static with bad players....?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        There is always one, unless it’s (you)

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >there's always one bad player
          this sounds like a cover for you to stay in the group...
          just kick them
          simple as

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Never join FC statics, join a static that has actual clear expectations. A good static is hilariously faster than clearing on PF.

  46. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    There is always one bad player, and it's the ranged

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its a fricking dancer or red mage every time.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It’s gotten to the point that bringing a rdm wastes more quickcasts than they save.

  47. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    ONE BRINGS SHADOW

  48. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  49. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    God, 6.5 is gonna be a mess storywise isn't it, since it'll have to have
    >Obligatory Dungeon
    >Trial
    >Finishing up the Void plot
    >Then setting up the 7.0 stuff
    Like, everything's gonna be way too fast paced. We should've rescued Azdaja in 6.4

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Be funny if zeromus was a dungeon boss because of how shit the pacing will be.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I really was convinced 6.4 would be the end of this storyline and 6.5 would be setting up 7.0 by gathering back the crew. Instead now 6.5 has even more to-do tasks than 6.4. How the frick are they even going to do this.

        Pace is so shit that a .6 patch wouldn't surprise me.

        [...]
        Remember they split the story and put some of it into .55 as well, but still it seems ridiculous that we're going to see the expansion in a month and then they'll have to do ALL the setup in .5.

        >Have 5 full patches to build up to 7.0
        >Use 4 of them on the trial storyline instead

        like, i can't even think of WHERE a dungeon would be. What, did Golbez set up a silly maze in the day or two in universe around the crater or something?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >like, i can't even think of WHERE a dungeon would be.
          The First, the Empty. Y'shtola is gonna tell us to pick those aether containers up, have Feo Ul bring them for us there, we'll go to the Empty, grab a bunch of white plastiline and put it in there, and bring it back.

          So literally Aetherfont again, but with copious amounts of I-can't-believe-it's-not-cum and a courtesy visit to Ryne and Lyna.

          If it's not that, then I'm completely blank. There is literally nowhere else I can think we could go to. In fact I'd assume if it's not that then the patch will start with Zeromus breaking through before Y'shtola can plan anything else and talking about the world of light was just another red herring.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          It’ll probably be somewhere in the First, as they want a lot of light to defeat Zeromus.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          it would be cool if it was the interior of his domain, so we could have our lunar subterrane dungeon.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I really was convinced 6.4 would be the end of this storyline and 6.5 would be setting up 7.0 by gathering back the crew. Instead now 6.5 has even more to-do tasks than 6.4. How the frick are they even going to do this.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nonsensically.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          People keep saying to hold on for an Elidibus-style turnaround but at least with the ShB I kept having the feel that the story was moving forward. 6.3 and 6.4 both gave me the feeling that we're taking steps backwards.

          Also anyone else feel like this whole conflict could have been avoided if we just sat down with Golbez to chat?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Would be easy too if both sides worked together. The voidsent who wanted to die could just be taken to the source and executed by Thavnair’s soldiers, or some other group. The ones who wanted a cure could be given the Zero treatment and allowed into the various societies conveniently in need of new people after the final days.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Honestly just fricking tell Golbez that our objective is healing the Thirteenth and that we managed to heal the First from almost complete annihiliation so we've actually got some credentials and we're worth listening to. This isn't even some fricking conflict of interests, we literally want the same thing, Golbez is just not aware of it and is so desperate he's going for the brute force method.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yup. It’s a big contrived battle instead of them just cooperating.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Honestly just fricking tell Golbez that our objective is healing the Thirteenth and that we managed to heal the First from almost complete annihiliation so we've actually got some credentials and we're worth listening to. This isn't even some fricking conflict of interests, we literally want the same thing, Golbez is just not aware of it and is so desperate he's going for the brute force method.

              >Just befriend the demons!
              Did you guys forget the bit about 99% of them being feral starving monsters? The 1% that lead shit is as likely to have a cup of tea with the scions as Nabriales.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, but we don't need to convince EVERY voidsent. We just need to convince Golbez, who is the only one that's actually doing stuff that threatens the Source. Once the Source isn't under attack we're suddenly no longer in a hurry and can just work out things with care. Golbez would obviously not collaborate immediately and would keep Azdaja as reassurance, but nothing says once we've proved we can fix things (we did fix Zero after all) that he wouldn't change his tune and help us after freeing her.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >would be the end of this storyline and 6.5 would be setting up 7.0

        That would be 6.55

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pace is so shit that a .6 patch wouldn't surprise me.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        God, 6.5 is gonna be a mess storywise isn't it, since it'll have to have
        >Obligatory Dungeon
        >Trial
        >Finishing up the Void plot
        >Then setting up the 7.0 stuff
        Like, everything's gonna be way too fast paced. We should've rescued Azdaja in 6.4

        Remember they split the story and put some of it into .55 as well, but still it seems ridiculous that we're going to see the expansion in a month and then they'll have to do ALL the setup in .5.

        >Have 5 full patches to build up to 7.0
        >Use 4 of them on the trial storyline instead

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mean 7.0 is us going to New Word/Mercidia. They have already been teasing it so what other than a round table meeting do we need for that?
      >"Archons are requested for this, and you and Estinien are going to come as well".

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I haven't even done it yet since I'm the burnt out guy, but I'm assuming 7.0 will have some real ramifications to the void else this was all a waste of fricking time.

      I mean 7.0 is us going to New Word/Mercidia. They have already been teasing it so what other than a round table meeting do we need for that?
      >"Archons are requested for this, and you and Estinien are going to come as well".

      Ultima shit in the raid and erenville(vald? The icelandic black bunny) make me see Dalmasca as a maybe. It feels more likely to be Meracydia but I could see it being a reversion to Dalmasca. Erenville getting a lingering and slightly trepidatious "Less a vacation and more a homecoming" feels real chekov-gunny. Like what the point of that unless we're going back there in some way.

  50. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Y'shtola's fat alternate_breast_size breasts

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      i just feel bad for her spine

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Magic spine

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          There is no ''magic spine'' if you can't give anyone magic arms or legs

  51. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >MMO
    >30m dialogue scene
    >walk 15 feet
    >10m dialogue scene
    >quest complete
    >Next quest started
    >Dungeon Queue and play with morons in a room unconnected to the world (MMO)
    Modern MMOs are shit. Even worse if you play WoW because then you gotta watch gay horsemen talk about love.

  52. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      erotic

  53. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, I unsubbed after endwalker released and I finished the msq due to various reasons against the game's changing design choices, the writing getting worst and the community getting more cringe each day. I haven't been back after 7+ years of having an active sub and honestly it was the best thing I've done.

  54. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post banger tracks

  55. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This homosexual better kill someone or he's all talk

    And no fake deaths either. I want to see him rip an important character's head off.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bruh, we've already seen he's all talk.
      >Muh plan.
      >Look out for muh plan.
      >Muh plan is going to be sooo cool.
      >I'm sacrificing all of my followers for muh plan but it will be worth it.
      >...
      >HEH, now that you Scions have defeated everyone that served me, even sacrificing Azdaja's eye, eluded all my traps, and reached my base despite all of my efforts to stop you, I can reveal that my plan was for you to empower Azdaja! Why didn't I just let you reach her in the first place? Uhhhhhh...

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      he's gonna kill the dumb dragon we've known for 5 minutes and then that guy's gonna be all like MUH SISTER for an entire patch.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He is all talk since so much of his plan has been improvisation after improvisation

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You need to go back to XVI

  56. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I said this in the other thread the other day, but I started playing for about 20 or so levels and then dropped it because it was pretty boring and nobody was talking to me.
    >"Did you try talking to anyone or joining an FC"
    I emoted at a few people, but honestly nobody around my level really stood still long enough for a convo, nobody tried to speak to me in turn, and then I wouldn't even know where, how, or why to join an FC.

    I'm at a very special crossroads of "missing Final Fantasy themed fantasy," "missing online social interactions," and hating both of these at the same time. So I'm staring at this thinking "Man it'd be cool to be a Red Mage in the game cause I feel like I'm a jack of all trades, master of none," but then remembering "but it wasn't fun."

    Do love me some cat girls though. Simple as.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      RDM in XI is peak fun, however.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just to clarify, I didn't even get to RDM yet. I wasn't even in a real job. I was in those pre-class things still. That's how little I played.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          nta, but you can start as a RDM in XI

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I just wish RDM in modern XI wasn't so fricking expensive to get up to a usable state. Still saving up 80mil gil for a Crocea.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Is it even worth it though? Then you're relegated to some shitty magical WSes. I just can't imagine the enspell damage being *that* good.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Then you're relegated to some shitty magical WSes. I just can't imagine the enspell damage being *that* good.
                Seraph Blade is no fricking joke with a proper kit for it, more-so when paired with a SCH for double-light. RDM absolutely needs to be able to deal damage on the hardest content in the game to make ends meet.

                Just a shame they get no love at all in Sortie since the strat there involves magic bursting everything instead with a SCH+BLM.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ah ok, fair enough.

                >Just a shame they get no love at all in Sortie
                I thought RDM was key for some of the basement stuff? And the superboss in particular? I'd like to able to stretch my RDM wings a bit more, not that I'm geared well enough to do basement stuff anyway.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                RDM is 'ok' in a melee oriented setup, but everything dies so fricking fast with the SCH+BLM (or double-SCH) settup that debuffs doesn't matter. People bring a GEO instead.

                The superboss I forget the setup for other than BLU tank cheese is still the strat. There's still no real reason to waste a run on doing it when you can bang out ABC/EFG bosses in one run instead for more galli.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I believe you need to get any other class to lvl 50 and then you can go "pick up" RDM.
          also the advice I give everyone is to look up how to get ninja, it's a great beginner class, you can pick it up at lvl 1 from any job that starts in Limsa Lominsa and it's one of the few jobs that feels fun while leveling, some other jobs feel limp until lvl 60-90.

          also yes it is a case of "the game gets so good after 100 hours lol"
          there's hardly anything in A Realm Reborn's story that can't be covered in a youtube summary, and what is important and relevant all happens at the end of that expansion.
          the reason the start is so bland is because you're experiencing the "Zero" part of the "zero to hero" trope. like most mmo's you gotta be that butthole who gets hired to kill 3 bees before you can get hired to save the world.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I've heard the NIN suggestion before, and it kinda makes me wanna try it out. But, I'm having plenty of fun playing BLM while leveling, so maybe I'm just weird.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              blm is honestly not that bad, it's a little boring at times just spamming fire 1 but after 60 it gets pretty dynamic.

              i still don't necessarily mind though, because i enjoy watching my little fireballs chonk enemy hp bars.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              You are weird

              I've mained BLM for five years to the point I barely play any other job and I still cringe when I get synced to 50. It's fricking awful

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Well yeah. But as I'm leveling up, I'm getting all these cool new toys to play with, like free, instant thunder/fire casts and whatever, so it never gets boring.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Dunno about you, but the only reason I leveled it at all was I thought it would be funny to level a Black Mage at the same time I was White Maging because I had the preferred server bonus so I would have otherwise just been pissing away XP

                I only switched because BLM started to get good so maybe you'll like endgame BLM even more than me

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I believe you need to get any other class to lvl 50 and then you can go "pick up" RDM.
          also the advice I give everyone is to look up how to get ninja, it's a great beginner class, you can pick it up at lvl 1 from any job that starts in Limsa Lominsa and it's one of the few jobs that feels fun while leveling, some other jobs feel limp until lvl 60-90.

          also yes it is a case of "the game gets so good after 100 hours lol"
          there's hardly anything in A Realm Reborn's story that can't be covered in a youtube summary, and what is important and relevant all happens at the end of that expansion.
          the reason the start is so bland is because you're experiencing the "Zero" part of the "zero to hero" trope. like most mmo's you gotta be that butthole who gets hired to kill 3 bees before you can get hired to save the world.

          meant to summarize that second paragraph by saying you can skip the cutscenes/quest dialogue for most of ARR's stuff.

          also you can redo any MSQ story arch later on if you feel like you missed something. the game has a NG+ where you replay any story mission after you beat it.

  57. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, I'm playing XVI

  58. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >try to find good "material" of any race on twitter
    >it's all AGP trannies with futa dongs on ever single character or NPC

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      tbh normal yuri is further along the troony pipeline than futa (although futa is on the path).

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      they encourage each other, I remember when I was playing FFXIV and I was trying to find someone with a male character to pose with my c@, it was basically an impossible task. FFXIV is truly a game for troons, and gays in terms of the erotic content.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >90% of Elezen porn is just futa or fetish shit
      >When there's already an abundance of Elezen porn to begin with
      I want these troony homosexuals dead so badly you have no idea

  59. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    why would I be playing a 10 year old game

  60. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    jerked off to OP pic then went back to GW2
    always choose the lesser of two trannies

  61. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    some agp like men you know

  62. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does NIN feel really weak rn?

  63. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What are the chances of the next update breaking everything and inflating prices once again?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      zero, the market have been in shambles ever since they added the insta meld shit, that reduced the demand of materia so much that it also fricked up the crafter and gatherer gear market in the proccess

      only way they break the market is if a bug happens

  64. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does it feel like pure healers can't do fricking shit in a raid where-as a shield healer is the real mvp?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      because you can only pick up their slack.It feels like with latest tier of sav they are trying to include sequences that need a lot of heal output for an extended period of time, rather than just one stupidly hard hit (which favors shield healers).

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Even in the current fights, it's just P11S/P12S where I feel like I actually get to make use of Horoscope or Macrocosmos for "inbetween" big hits, compared to the previous fights/tiers where everything happens on the 30s/1min mark which you have more than enough tools for.

  65. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, I'm not a troony.

  66. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  67. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    making these are kinda time consuming but glad it turned alright

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why did you double the size of the lala instead of using a normal sized character

  68. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would play it if there was a way to make it run at a reasonable fps on my potato laptop.

  69. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've not been able to find a new job to main ever since they fricked over SMN

  70. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    holy shit
    look at all those PS5 units sold, and they say XVI isn't a console seller

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      i unironically wonder how many of those 0 reviews are Bazztek

  71. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >warrior of light
    >ADVENTURER
    >hydaleyns champion

    whats the next audio title we'll get in 7.0? will we get one ?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      <Forgotten Fighter>

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      depends on who's talking to you
      the garleans called you savage
      ascians called you hydaleyns champion
      most strangers called you wol or adventurer
      the scions called you "my friend"
      zenos called you both adventurer and friend

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      <Forgotten Fighter>

      depends on who's talking to you
      the garleans called you savage
      ascians called you hydaleyns champion
      most strangers called you wol or adventurer
      the scions called you "my friend"
      zenos called you both adventurer and friend

      i just hope new world, merycyda lets us "start" over with people. just be some unknown guy fricking shit up and get a new title.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        you saved the universe and all of known life, you're kind of a big deal regardless of where you go

        unless its another shard

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          how are some mouth wash drinking natives and lizard centaurs going to know about any of that shit? hell even dalmasca will just be hearing stories from their bozjan buddies. and nagxia will be the same.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Meracydia can hear it from tiamat and her brood.
            New world can hear it from the Ceruleum miners from Thanalan that had set up base there.
            I think its reasonable to expect Meracydia to know it because they already had prior interaction with Eorzeans, but the new world? I really hope it doesn't end up being another episode of Allags were here before us.

  72. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry Frankie, it was a rigged game from the start

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >*BANG*
      Should have invested more of your SPECIAL points into agility.....

  73. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >look for some comfy tavern RP to please my autism
    >open party finder
    >CLUB troony AND homosexual CAFE HOSTING GLAM CONTEST WITH DJ LITERALLYWHO ON TWITCH
    >x10 spammed in party finder
    >alternately nothing but ERP shit

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The roleplay scene has changed over the past few years, pretty much with the start of covid. The second lifers got in as did zoomers who seem to never have left the early roleplay years older folks had with gaia or AIM. Where you basically pseudo-RP.

      I'm the King of the Chuds, and the scion I hate the most is G'raha, because he is a homosexual. Do you not understand the first thing about chud pscyhology?

      Nah, they're just baiting by saying chuds dislike yshtola. Or even using the word chud unironically. I personally liked Graha as Exarch because it was a sweet earnest love for the WoL. As Graha it's more fujo uwu bait. Also hurts that Exarch was hyper competent (until his spaghetti drop master scheme)

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Feels like a lot of people that dislike G'raha were fine with him as the Exarch. I personally think he should have just died not only because it would prevent the character suicide but also because almost no one dies anymore. Ultima Thule was an absolute shitshow in part due to that.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          G'raha went from dude who just wants to serve quietly for the people that look up to him on the First, to a comedic relief klutz that didn't belong amongst the scions.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Having someone die would completely go against everything that sequence tried to setup

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            That sequence was setting up G'raha to be our grounding in Corvos for the Garlemald expansion.
            Except the Garlemald expansion got canned halfway through production. So they went through all of that trouble to drag G'raha's corpse out of the tower on the source, with his memories from the first, so he can be a bench warmer with zero relevance or involvement with the plot.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Didn't realize ultima thule was all about corvos anon thanks for enlightening me

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            People just have a hard time understanding that Y'Shtola, Estinien, Graha, Thancred, and Urianger are our Rosa, Kain, Edge, Rydia, and Cecil. They're the main characters with the WoL being the protagonist. And In a game where said protag doesn't speak you need someone to deliver the narrative.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Thancred is Cecil
              More like Thancred is Squall except his Rinoa is platonic and underage and also he got lost on the way to 8.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, I mean that they're the main party. People may come and go but they're the main party.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh, yeah, that's right.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      i went to a poettry reading event once and only i showed up and it was so cringe i logged out mid conversation.

  74. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >pulled into gm jail for the first time today
    I thought it was an urban legend

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      well go on share the story, what pulled you into the gay baby gaol

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I remember the time, back when we were all doing Boza Southern Front, and it was uhh...that final citaldel raid, but it was an idiot raid. Anyways, the idiot raid kept wiping on the final boss and the final pull was a bunch of idiots rezzing in the middle and other stupid shit, which promptly aggroed the boss.

      So I was yelling in chat for them to run into the deathwall before it pulls the other 30 of us into the arena and we hard hard wipe and exit the raid with a failure.
      >"have a nice day! have a nice day with the wall!"
      That's how I got sent to gay baby jail and got a 3 day ban first offense. You know, that thing that's in the guidelines saying doesn't happen on first offenses that the GM's literally DIRECTLY LINK TO YOU IN CHAT AS THEY ARE BANNING YOU!

      Those californian Black person mods actively harm the XIV community because they're both ultra touchy and don't even follow their own god forsaken guidelines. The game actually loses points because of the blithering idiots. I bet they're pissed off right now because their reddit moderator status is under threat the giant gayarellis.

  75. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >7.0 resets the game
    >Starts us over in Vanadiel
    >Plays through the expansions of XI for the next decade

    we're going home bros

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't want the tedium of XIVs combat as I travel through dungeons "inspired" by areas of XI except they're linear hallways with circular rooms for 3 boss fights.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        do xi-cels just squat in these threads waiting for an opportunity to make a tangential point?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I sub to and play both for different reasons because they're not alike in any way.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >NOOO you aren't allowed to play and like more than 1 MMO
          >Especially not one made by the same company
          >Especially not one that has a massive amount of it's content used in a newer MMO
          >ESPECIALLY not one that has had ingame events in the new MMO

          frick off man holy shit you freak out every time someone mentions the number 11, get a life outside of being a fanboy, not even the people who like FFXIV want to be around you

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        XIV-style hotbars are an improvement to a lot of shit in XI tbh

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Then use the hotbar add-on in Windower and set your keybinds.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            what the FRICK that would make the game so much better

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I do, that's why I brought it up. FFXI's UI team should be lined up and shot, but I think them getting fired over FFXIV 1.X was plenty

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              XI's team should have been shot for both cancelling the beta UI which had a hotbar in addition to the legacy ctrl/alt macro bar, and also never getting the game and their dev toolkit off of DX8.1.

              what the FRICK that would make the game so much better

              I use so many fricking macros that hotbars wouldn't have helped me much in an official capacity other than putting my common actions there so I can use the macros for more niche shit like encounter-specific buffs/nukes.

  76. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    why does every c@t lizar and rabbit player make sure their character is really annoying to look at

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      People have a weird tendency of liking more classically designed characters (IE a 2b or something) but designing color vomit themselves. It's the fascinating cargo cult quality of fanfictionizers. They love what they themselves cannot or will not write/do. Since the closest character to them is what, that gyaru-girl viera in bosnia? Who the frick likes her?

      Feels like a lot of people that dislike G'raha were fine with him as the Exarch. I personally think he should have just died not only because it would prevent the character suicide but also because almost no one dies anymore. Ultima Thule was an absolute shitshow in part due to that.

      Ultima still made me tear up after Graha died even though I knew he was going to live. I am a huge sucker for martyrdom and for a moment he had more of the exarch air than the clutz the anon mentions. I agree though. At 'best' for him I'd have been fine with him existing in a kind of ghostly apparition format. Under no circumstances whatsoever should we ever see Venat, Hythlo and Emet. They were great but they need to stay dead. Not even bring back for some cameo or narration. They need to melt back into the stream.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        i play a lala boy self insert

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Ultima still made me tear up after Graha died even though I knew he was going to live.
        i laughed my ass off when he opens his heart to the WoL and you respond with a fricking fistbump lmao. Classic WoL.

  77. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  78. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It took me maybe 20 or even 30 hours of pugging to get through p10 but it took around 4-5 lockouts' worth of time to pug through p11

    what the hell man

  79. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Actually had a healer get miffed at me for using vercure on the tank
    >On a boss that was currently not able to be targeted
    >When I was just trying to give myself dualcast before the boss appeared again
    I'm just confused.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Should have vercured the healer when they complained

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I can't be assed to do that sort of thing anymore. Let him whine and b***h pointlessly, it's not like I'll see him again.

  80. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >doing resistance weapon
    >this delubrum and palace of the dead step
    What the frick this shit is worse than ARR

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Delubrum Reginae runs are pretty palatable, damned sight faster than Palace runs too. It only sucks now since DR runs can be a bit hard to get going depending on time of day.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The run might be faster but remember every single DR run has a mandatory 10 minute queue that has not been patched out

  81. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw the last time you played it was setup for xivcombo
    Imagine 90ing every class and having to unfrick your bars for a generous portion of them because you got lazy and you wanted working double weaving.

    Anyways can viera wear fricking law's order helmets yet or is it still only male hrothgar who got PREFERENTIAL TREATMENT who got updated to be able to use it? Or is it still just rabbits in the cuck corner of no law order helms?

    Best part? I have to just HOPE female hrothgar get helmet usage like the male ones do and that shit isn't going to be in some fricking patch note, no sir, that's me chugging the god damn fantasia and slapping a helmet on to find out.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Still only hroths
      Gotta fanta off of a rabbit if you want to wear helmets

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I just want hats.
        It doesn't make sense, because there are instances of hats and hoods on Viera and they do it in a way that works fine.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          7.0 is the absolute last hope for any kind of official hat update for viera/hrothgars, pray to Allah for head salvation

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Silence Viera, you stole our bozja haircut you lose out on helmets

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      bump

  82. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a free trial player and can't have sex with anyone...

  83. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >thancred puts the wol in urianger tier weirdo autistic.

    kek thancred.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's why I like Thancred the best. he is the one who sees WoL most for what he really is.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thancred has to deal with a lot of bullshit.

  84. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Those californian Black person mods actively harm the XIV community
    the ESG woke shit is happening in all gaming
    look at minecraft, gay mods now try to get you banned for shit you say in your own server.
    What normies don't realize is that the smurf attitude isn't made to protect them from the evil troll, but just to kill any place where people can have fun.
    >but anon dont call people Black person and all is ok
    soilents reply with this while pretending to don't see all the dumb bans
    I mean shit man, twitch banned japanese streamers for screaming "nigero hayaku" in their streams
    california needs to be nuked

  85. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think they will actually make the gameplay fun again after they start finally losing subs or is it pointless to hope?
    So far every change just cuts more and more
    I literally don't have to pay attention to the game for 90% of the content, and anything that's actually hard but not current savage just straight up has 0 people playing or trying to play it or join the PFs.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't see how you ever paid attention to it if you can't pay attention to it now
      Sounds like your problem is you've been playing it for too long and you want something else tbh

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        No the stuff was easy but I liked pressing my buttons and very rarely you could die
        Now I have no buttons to press or think about, everything is autopilot and on top of that post level squish it's harder to die than ever
        I have a VERY high tolerance for doing the same thing over and over, but I can only want to play as NIN//BRD/GNB for so long, but the other classes are snore-inducing.
        I just wanna press buttons

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Now I have no buttons to press or think about, everything is autopilot and on top of that post level squish it's harder to die than ever
          Must've hated Stormblood then since very few buttons have been pruned since for most jobs

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don't know what own you're trying to pull on me, I just know that I don't like playing the classes I liked and it's because of the changes that happened, I was perfectly fine with them before the changes.

  86. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lol no. I’ll resub two months becore 7.0 comes to catch up on content.

  87. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >banan hammock roes
    fine
    >banana hammock hroths
    racial feat
    >fully armored roe tanks
    pure dogshit

    its funny.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You gotta comb the details
      Fully armored roe tanks w/ ugly faces are shit
      Fully armored roe tanks w/ handsome faces do well

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      t. delusional homosexual.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        t. butthurt roe.

  88. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    ARTIFACT ARMORS ARE GOOD
    ARTIFACT ARMORS ARE GLORIOUS
    BEHEAD THOSE WHO DO NOT WEAR ARTIFACT ARMORS

  89. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >fanta for the lolz
    >REALLY like my new characters
    >at the same time feel like i’m betraying my original and have a craving at the back of my mind to go back
    Am i autistic?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Set your original character's appearance data up on a retainer

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Demoting yourself to being a gofer for your other self

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Whenever you're not doing simple retainer work, you're slamming cat pussy at Costa del Sol
          Win/win

  90. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How did he whop our asses so easily in ShB?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You were wearing level 1 cosmetic chystarium armored

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      bad writing pace. it was all to save rynes, thancred, minfilias boring story.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He didn't whoop YOUR ass, he whooped the Scions' asses. You soloed him at his strongest in Eulmore. Only reason he stunned you in that Kholusia(?) fight was because you'd never seen anything like that before.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He never defeated us, focus harder

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Beware the old man in a profession where men usually die young

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ranjit
      fricking dogshit
      >lyon
      pure soul

      we need a broken down old man to help story now.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Go to new world for next expansion
        >Lyon is a stowaway on our boat
        Bam, instant soul

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >lyon turns into HAMONNNNN HOLLLLLYFISSST tier old scumbag.

          it would be cool retired old man trying to help pagaga have a peaceful life or something.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      tempered

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      For the plot.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because he really is just that skilled, even if realistically he shouldn't be even half as strong as Zenos because he only has 1/13th of a soul compared to 7/13th most people in the source have.

  91. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Artifact armor is not a personality
    SHB Tomestone gear is not a personality
    Bozjan armor is not a personality
    Black dye is not a personality

  92. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Everyone talks about getting harassed or talked to by some horny person because they like their female characters and shit
    >In my two years playing as a female catgirl never has anyone tried to talk to me or even looked at me in a flirtatious way
    Anyone else?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's shitposting from /vg/ trannies and doomposters
      You don't seriously believe everything you read on the web do you?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't but even outside of this place i usually see people talking about how they got stalked because a crazy ass dude decided to develop an obsession on them and shit, a lot of guys on the forums even swear to have more than two looneys chasing after them, i just wonder what kind of people you need to stumble upon to get a reaction such as what this anon says

        You can avoid pretty much all the banana-hammock roegadyns and hrothgars just by not dressing like one yourself. I played a roegadyn for a very long time and the only two altercations I had were a midlander hyur on Louisoix asking me to rape her in Rhalgr's Reach while I was just trying to get some fricking tomestone gear, and a guy in a Hard Gay cosplay making a pass at me ironically while waiting for a FATE to pop in Eureka. Both these times were years ago and I've played on Crystal for most of the time since, never got weird /tells as a roegadyn and I don't now as a highlander.

        >a midlander hyur on Louisoix asking me to rape her in Rhalgr's Reach

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I never got people trying to sex me, but when I was a sprout there was some weird FC guild bothering me, talkign all sorts of weird cult gobbleteasiatic about love.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            love is a touchy topic and i wish i could have a real conversation about it in game. menphina really, REALLY gets a bad rep because of it

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The people who get horny tells are usually putting themselves in that situation in the first place

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Considering that it's impossible to meet people in this game unless you afk in Limsa, I believe you.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah. I have had friends and myself get stalked by two male au ra in under an year by random. One who was more acquinted apparently stopped talking with his male friends which is pretty fricking disturbing if its due to stalking and seeing them with targets.

      Also WHY THE FRICK IS IT ALWAYS A LIZARD MAN

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Edgelord or creeper anime fan who wants to be more than a bishie (Viera/midlander/cat) but not masculine-y (highlander or roe) and isn't furry (Hrothgar). Leaves it being lizard memes. Doubly so when xaela basically lets a gay raceplay without being black or an orc.

        >UNGA BUNGA ME DARKSCALE ME HAVE BIG DICK (despite my women being tiny) EVERY WOMAN SUBMIT TO ME
        The penultimate danger would be if Xaela had a tribe with nunh style dynamics. Then good fricking god it'd be the apocalyspe.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >meanwhile, the one Au Ra male with story relevance from the Steppe is a perma-virgin

          Like pottery

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            theres that guy in thavnir that keeps calling vtra little brother.

  93. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Goon to the GeneralButch Yshotla animation
    >Play game till the tail end of ARR
    >Get bored because the story is ass

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >cuck gets filtered
      Based

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Its cuckshit because the male has darker skin
        We live rent free in your mind, whitey.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah its called section 8 D'Licious.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            No, it's called fricking your sister when you walked into the room, Johnny.

  94. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >still no way to block certain people from entering your house
    >blacklisted people can still enter your house
    >people you added on your friendlist and removed 7 years ago can still teleport to your house because YOU are still on their friendslist
    How is this allowed in a game in 2023

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can’t you set it up so only people from your FL can enter?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        nope

  95. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    No. I haven't played ff since 9

  96. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    what's player rel / add rel LC in p12s?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Positioning relative to the boss or add vs. true north.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        why would anyone ever do true north

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Noobs who can't adapt for uptime and just want to overgear the content to bypass the dps checks.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            but there's no uptime to do

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Sorry, thought we were talking in general. Similar to people that always want to re-face the boss North after every mechanic instead of holding it still. Or hell, last expac where every boss repositioned every 15sec and always faced South to do so, and people would prefer to face it North so it spins like a top every single time.

  97. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >will lose my house in two days
    >get a craving to resub
    >realize there’s nothing to do aside from “proging” and “raiding”
    At least i’ll have my apartment eaiting for me if i do come back some day.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I am convinced the reason they don't wanna have bigger apartments (Townhouses would be nice) is because it'd make even less incentive to log in to maintain your house.

      I don't but even outside of this place i usually see people talking about how they got stalked because a crazy ass dude decided to develop an obsession on them and shit, a lot of guys on the forums even swear to have more than two looneys chasing after them, i just wonder what kind of people you need to stumble upon to get a reaction such as what this anon says
      [...]
      >a midlander hyur on Louisoix asking me to rape her in Rhalgr's Reach

      What can increase your odds is to be a highly coveted archtype. A catgirl is common enough to not necessarily make people super thirsty. But judging from the roe's experience and my own if you are an archtype like:
      >Big monster hrothgar
      big strongfat/fatbaldugly roegadyn
      >big black man highlander
      >Caveman highlander (White)
      >Rapist au ra
      Then women/AGPs will thirst after you. Not all of them, but I can promise you just 1-2 clingy crazies will make you want to run and hide.

  98. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >every modbeast twitter I get to the end of started posting their creations around the WoW exodus during ShB
    I'm seeing a pattern here...but....it's not completely clear yet....

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Modbeasts got worse after penumbra replaced textools, mare also awaken the demon inside them, they aren't wowfugees, those all left already.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mare's the real major booster as it now allows people to see their monstrosities. I am also certain that the pandemic was a major part of it as it led to the blossoming of the DJ diarreah. Wildest shit for me is I have friends who are part of the 'critical roll generation' as I call it. The ones where roleplay is more irreverent and tongue in cheek and their influences are less GOT and LOTR and so on and more homestuck and whatnot. And yet they've been pushed out by the colonizing invasion of the second lifers. Plus la change plus la change meme chose and all.

        To be frank I think it's going to get worse, and not just in XIV. OC-creation, second-living online and all that is increasing rather than decreasing. We'll get more normalgays, not less, as time goes on.

        When will we start getting non msq dungeons again?

        When you invent a time machine.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          normalgays invading and ruining things is nothing new, but I'll be honest second life- tier shit and "MMO RP" was the last thing I expected them to touch.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            A part of me is surprised they didn't hit it up sooner, but a major part of that was lack of easy access to it. WOW modding was always much tougher and to say nothing of the models being dogshit painted on half the time. Between it and XIV I can see how XIV would attract your normalgay women much more easily. Making a cute avatar and showing it off is just another step of social media preening, and it's an even easier one as you don't have to get dressed up for it. The only handicap for XIV for these normalgays is the slightly complicated process of modding, but shit like the carrd explaining it makes it easier.

            If say, the riot MMO, has a micro-transaction cash shop where you can buy cutesy outfits like a VALORANT store or something it would make so much money it'd be fricking moronic because it seems like all the basic b***hes play valorant or league or overwatch.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >used penumbra for a while
          >nothing crazy, just shit like proper freckles and better caster gear
          >decide to join my FCs mare
          >It's all IMVU shit
          Not sure if it's like this everywhere but it was really disappointing, leave it to coomers to ruin something genuinely cool

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >It's all IMVU shit
            Every time I've seen someone's modded character in-game it looks like something straight out of Second Life. Like how can so many people find that pleasing? Why don't they just play Second life if they're just going to mod their characters to look like such abominations?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              The trick is to only add people you know aren't moronic so your game doesn't look like visual diarrhea

  99. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    whats next for my lil homie? are they really going to ignore his shit this arc or just make him give the dot headed Black folk jobs for dem programs.

  100. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cat

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      bless this guy he is the only one who still draws Y'shtola

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        And actually draws her well (and with a massive increase in breast size)

        There's another character I like from an anime that pretty much only one person draws anymore but he draws her like a fricking disgusting hambeast to the point I stopped looking for new art of her

  101. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    When will we start getting non msq dungeons again?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Next expac when they start dropping the patch MSQs and instead we get unrelated mini-stories at the current level cap that culminate in a dungeon, vs. one-off quests like how the non-MSQ dungeons used to be.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Never
      Dungeons will be tied to MSQ
      Trials will be tied to MSQ
      Because most of the morons who play this game only do MSQ then never touch anything else.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Variant and Criterion?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Those were the stand-in for Eureka/Bozja "side group" content.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Criterion is a dead content NOBODY does. And we’ll be lucky if we get a single variant every six months.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I hate you morons so much.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        ah yes
        content

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >posts bozja, where the amount of essences and items you'll actually fricking use is comparable to the amount of stuff available in criterions

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            You are why the mass dungeon runs take too long

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Black person please, post a comparison that's worthwhile. The strongest essence that's available for your job, the strongest one that makes you worse at your role if you aren't going to be doing much healing or tanking, attacks like Flare Star and Lost Cure 4 or Arise/Reraise, with some wiggle room for Chainspell on Black Mages and Assassinate.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Already more than heal + defense or raise + dot im glad we agreed

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's a pretty impressive Lost Autofellatio skill you've got equipped there anon.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
  102. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Endwalker wishes it was ShB msq.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      ShB wishes it was HW msq

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        HW wishes it was 1.0.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're not wrong

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Explain the japanese meme picture.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I miss how grounded 1.0 was.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >grounded

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              So wtf was Papalymo even casting?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Probably supposed to be a buff or debuff since he was still a Thaumaturge at the time

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Absolute fricking kino I'd actually like the scions if they did shit like this

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Didn't they do this vs Emet after his dungeon?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                yeah but it didn't look nearly as good

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                That was lame to me because this was a big moment for me and ardbert and then those useless fricks came out of nowhere to steal the moment so the game that forgot about the party for a while can force the "its all about togetherness and being together in a party!" and it was NOT the time to have them cut in.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                The light you throw at Hades taking the shape of Ardbert's axe stole the spotlight from them so its ok

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Last second saving the scene, thank you Ardbert

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              how the frick did the cutscenes in 1.0 look miles better than the ones in the current state of the games

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                1.0 devs are hardworking but very bad at making their game
                current devs are very good and have a great pipeline for getting shit done, but they just give 0 shits about anything since they know people will defend the nodding and the canned emotes.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                By hoovering up the vast majority of the game's budget

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                They spent more time making 1.0's cutscenes than the actual game.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                XI cutscene look miles better than the ones in XIV, and we’re talking about a PS2 mmo from 20 years ago.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Most of XI's cutscenes are roughly the same as XIV's, canned emotes and shit
                The ones where Characters Are Actually Doing Something have better cinematography but even then your character tends to stand around with his thumb in his ass for the same reasons he does in XIV

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Like XI, 1.0 had few higher budget cutscenes and that was it, since its MSQ equivalent wasn't 200 fricking fetch quests, but rather 10-15ish.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >thancred has agility
              >y'shtola conjures the wind to deflect bullets
              >yda has excellent hand eye coordination and can throw a mean uppercut
              >papalymo uses absorb ground to draw in the metal bullets
              Seems pretty grounded to me. Shadowbringers jumped the shark and Endwalker rode it to the fricking edge of the universe. The last shred of dignity for XIV died after 4.3.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah Thancred's fricking fan of daggers was real grounded ay m8

  103. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shoutout to the straight viera who don't coom without purpose

  104. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >contrarian bozja gays at it again.

    bozja was dogshit. gabranth was stupid, matsuno is a washed up hack.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Content that lasts more than 1 day is bad!
      Wondering where you were. Don't forget to set your workshop this week you're gonna need shark oil

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Boznia's problem was the terrible area music and just how everything outside of the raids looked either bland or ugly

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          It just needed to be at least as pretty as eureka.
          Next expansion they should just make exploratory content that has a ton of rewards like bozja, and have the relic be the tomestone crap they chose that way the casuals dont go insane again

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            cope. bozja killed exploratory zones.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              your adhd killed it for you, don't project

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >terrible area music
          have a nice day, moron.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            No

            The only time the Bozja theme was tolerable was the fight with queen b***h

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              The only song I muted, horrible song I despised it.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Starts off like some spooky oriental death cult song.
                >Could imagine it fitting some naga she-devil sorceress with 4-8 arms, like some daeva out of the Bhagava Gita or some shit
                >1:10.
                >HEE HOO TE SO LEE LA LO OOO HOO HOOO
                Sometimes soken just fricks up and that was a real frick up.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't dislike this song at all but after farming as many relics as I did during Shadowbringers I certainly don't miss it.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh yeah and lest I forgot, nevermind the fact that you fight the spooky queen on a fricking toot-toot-mobile. I am not a big JRPG person before XIV but sometimes the japanese do demonic or otherworldly stuff masterfully. Like I still hold claymore up as an ideal of demon design compared to the tedium of diablo or nurgle/khorne 40k.

                Then you get something like that b***h's mount or castor and pollux in SMT and it's just "what the frick are you doing. This isn't cool, isn't scary, isn't badass, it's comically ridiculous"

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                The distortion is representative of the souls of the Blades being mushed together to create the Guards and Trinity bosses. God I love the designs of the Trinity Seeker/Avowed.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                DR was awful doing it over and over again but I did really like the boss fights. I felt pretty bad for the Blades too, being mushed up into those abominations, so I think it was successful at making me feel something.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I really wanted to see that side of Garlemald explored more. The Hypertuned and living failures. Imagine a tribe of laboratory rejects or failures creating a community in the sewers. Zot and Babil were great in showing how depraved they could get with their biomechanical monstrocities
                Pic related spooked me so good

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                yeah, I still think about castrum abania from time to time

                like, what the frick are the roaders? were they people at one point? garlemald was truly into some terrible shit.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >were they people at one point?
                They were just FF6 throwbacks.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I do love monstrosities

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >more boring garlemald dogshit

                no thanks. glad it was skipped.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Encounter hardships
                >Kill selves
                Garleans are so weird

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                The way they were just silly little chess clunkers made the body horror hit me a bit less hard. It's something they did really hardcore with blasphemies and sineaters (tesleen and all) and then fumbled elsewhere. By all measure we should have been horrified by the ishgardians able to turn (permanently) into a dragon but instead it never really sat home until after sin eaters.

                I really wanted to see that side of Garlemald explored more. The Hypertuned and living failures. Imagine a tribe of laboratory rejects or failures creating a community in the sewers. Zot and Babil were great in showing how depraved they could get with their biomechanical monstrocities
                Pic related spooked me so good

                That's the loss of 6.0 and 7.0 being what we got with 6.0. Unless they really do a great job with a new narrative in 7.0 it'll feel like a mistake to have shrunk it all together. I'm not even a garlean simp it is just that it had very little weight. The way they got bushwhacked so terribly out of our own hands made it more of a pathetic clean up operation and one in which my main feeling was
                >Can't you fricking morons realize you've been beaten.
                Which is a good narrative to tell. It just would have been a better narrative to tell in more than just literally just level 81-83/84 more or less. Oh yeah let's not forget Nerva and the last legion being optional content tied behind unlocking every job type to max level. Not MSQ.

                I'm not playing ff16, watching my friend do it, but seeing them handle political intrigue well enough in that makes me wonder why Yoshi's team constantly bungled it in 14. I don't think it's just backseat driving to say that while EW 6.0 was not bad it had some noticable flaws, whereas I could not name any in 5.0 when it released or in hindsight unless I really stretched.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                ff16s political slop is dogshit. even the alien antagonist is shit.

                only thing carrying is the music team and fight team.

                >writing talking to me during barnabas boring ass monologues.

                holy shit what a pretentious c**t writer.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >makes me wonder why Yoshi's team constantly bungled it in 14
                Inherent to their own limitations of wanting every XIV expac to have 6 field zones, 1 town + 1 "endgame" hub, and 6-7 MSQ dungeons. You try writing a decent scenario around that. The reason ShB worked was because they didn't have a split-focus like both SB & EW.

  105. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i got “filtered” by stormblood. heavensward was certainly better than arr (very low bar) but stormblood is sooooooooooooo fricking boring

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      yea it was a chore. i did hw relics for a month before i just said frick it and slogged through it. domans chinks and mhigger shit was so boring.

  106. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remember in 1.0 creatures in the world had different behaviors, like if you walked by sheep they would be curious and follow you around.
    All soul unironically died in 2.0

  107. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Krile talking about tea, wankers and fish n chips in 7.0

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