You are transported to the beginning of Resident Evil Village with just the clothes on your back. What happens?

You are transported to the beginning of Resident Evil Village with just the clothes on your back. What happens?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Safe horny

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >literal forced meme

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >t. Redditor

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          frick Reddit and frick BG3

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Based

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              quite the opposite, contrarian homosexualry

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nope bg3 is gay

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I never engaged with those mechanics nor the hetero ones, projecting gay.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Based respectelves

        I never engaged with those mechanics nor the hetero ones, projecting gay.

        Okay gay

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >forced memes are based
          are you morons behind the Helsie spam too?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >one of the earliest "safe horny" threads had this fricking homosexual as the OP
        It's all a twitter raid isn't it?
        https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/634999157/

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >t. Redditor

      Safe horny as a term only dates back to April 2023. It is by far the biggest reddit/newbie redflag.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >t. Tourist

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You're using your term wrong- if anything, the tourists would be the people coming here to post about this twitter "safe horny" shit. Tourist has always referred to an influx of users around certain events that would spike up site activity, because the term itself is derivative of prior internet culture.
          newbie.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >t. ourist

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lady D is to fetish what the Gargoyles are to found family.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Willingly offer my neck to the lovely Lady Alcina Dimitrescu, because I am not made of the same stuff as Ethan Winters or Chris Redfield.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What if I was transported to 2006 Gamespot System Wars forums when your 8.8 shit started? Burn in Hell israelite.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd probably just get eaten by a werewolf almost immediately.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Loathe the fact that I'm in such a boring ass game.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't walk to the village and frick off

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Realistically? Probably die. But if there's a chance, try to find the road leading into the village and use it to get away from the village. They have a whole ass factory there so there must be some major road allowing for trucks to take shit to and from the village which means there must be things like truck stops and shit at some point down the road.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I take them off

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Literally the beginning? Smell fake-Mia's feet.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Actually that's a good point. I'd be at Ethan's house. Just fricking leave.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why not give Miranda a baby?

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Get eaten by a werewolf in minutes.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So do we all agree the intro village siege is only fun on new game+? How can anyone enjoy it on a completely new game on hardcore or VOS?

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the beginning of Resident Evil Village
    So I'm in a nice house in a normal Romanian town? cool. I'll leave before Chris shows up.

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