But you don't get their abilities or anything. It's just you, with your own capabilities, going against the challenges of that game. Can you do it?
For me: RE2. I think I would get past the police department, but after that the game becomes bullshit and there is no way I am surviving it.
>I think I would get past the police department
You think you could survive the lickers?
Yeah just move silently. The whole problem with lickers is people have too much ADHD to do it patiently, but it'd be easy if your life is on the line. Also if I take my boots off I can practically run silently in socks, it'd be even easier than it is for Leon.
Don't forget the one that you're practically forced to engage when you detonate the explosive.
Oh I forgot that part. No way I'd survive that confrontation indeed.
You could pick up a bunch of shit and throw it around the room to lead him away and then make it to the door. I've a feeling the biggest problem would be IRL Mr.X who would be faster and harder to get away from.
For this scenario I am assuming that the game's enemies and the level itself are still "gamey" and play out exactly like in the game. The only one playing by IRL rules is (you). It'd be very easy to avoid Mr. X and even most zombies.
Your idea of throwing shit works but from what I remember that area also gets absolutely overrun with zombies. Maybe if you save shotgun ammo and with a bit of luck it is doable but it's a super risky situation.
Oh that makes sense. Still, I feel Mr.X would be the biggest threat because over this long night I doubt he'd have trouble bamboozling you when you're out of breath. And his second phase, while not hard in game I feel would be difficult irl because you'd quickly get tired jumping sideways from his running attacks.
Then again I run like Sebastian from evil within because my heart is shit and starts exploding after 10 seconds of sprinting so I dunno, maybe your average guy could outrun the X. That'd just leave various Birkin phases and X 2.
The average person should be able to jog for several hours non-stop. Leon's jogging speed is hilariously slow, most people would be faster than him. If you play RE2 a lot you already know where everything is. The biggest problem would be aiming your gun at the heads of the zombies. Mr. X is not a problem if you know the routes
>The average person should be able to jog for several hours non-stop.
Like hell. Then again, maybe I'm not average, I would give up and breakdown due to mere tiredness.
>Mr x
>Zombies
>All coming towards you alongside the lickers
You would die at the gas station nevermind the rpd. Doubt you would even be able to land a headshot.
>Zombies
Would be easy to avoid given their dumb AI. You just need to move strategically, take them down and board windows to stop them from spawning. I played RE2 several times and memorized the routes and enemy spawns, no zombie would surprise me.
>Lickers
Just walk silently.
>Mr. X
If you know the routes this is a non factor
Playing a game is different from being in one. You're assuming they wouldn't react dynamically to you. If you can react dynamically, so can they. It just takes one bad moment for your run to be ruined.
I am the OP so I set the rules. The crux of this challenge is that the game's assets still act gamey, (you) are the only one playing by IRL rules and being able to react on your own accord.
Any other scenario would make zero sense. If you buff everything to IRL standards and take away the main character's abilities anything becomes impossible. At the same time if you gave yourself all of the powers of the MC then everything is possible. My scenario is a fine balance that leaves room for discussion
But that's boring. Any experienced gamer would clear this hypothetical. No challenge involved.
>RE1
I'm fat and have asthma but am also skinnyfat and surprisingly agile, I could move very fast in short bursts and would have the mass to be able to tackle zombies without them biting me, I'd say I have a %60 chance of survival.
Ignoring the fact you are ignoring the weight and strenght needed to tackle stuff and 100% you are overstimating your speed. The moment a hunter drops you are dead.
Lets not even talk about the tyrant who moves at superhuman speeds and cant be tackled.
Since you are skinnyfat irl, must also mean you are weak minded. You would die against the third or fourth zombie.
>Elden Ring
I'm not making it past Soldier of Godrick lel
oh great I'm a Porsche Carrera GT
As for me...
>Persona 3
If I don't get the protag's abilities that means I don't get a Persona, so I'm royally fricked. There's no way I'm surviving the tutorial shadow.
Literally just tell the squad not to kill Moon Shadows and then stab Ikutsuki
>Elden Ring
I'm completely fricked
Mine is also RE2make. I started as Claire but I can't be bothered to play it again. Anyway I'd just shoot myself in the head right away if I couldn't leave on the motorcycle.
>assassin's creed: revelations
holy frick
Do I become athletic, or normal, at least? I can't climb up walls, or even lift up a weapon. I'm 50 kilograms. There are guns, crossbows and poison darts, I could do it.
I mean, it depends on whether or not the game is just a game, or a realistic world where I can talk to people, interact, and use objects and methods that aren't present in the game. There's a slim chance. Because you're the master of an assassin private army. You can order them to kill someone immediately, or aid you in a fight. They're always around, lurking, awaiting your orders. So I'd have bodyguards.
As long as the parkour sections are optional. There are tombs that are basically prince of persia levels, it's very fricked up, and you'd need superhuman reflexes. They are not optional, I don't know what I'd do about them. I could send my students to do them for me.
Also, the story actually lasts years, maybe five-ten years, and there are some seasoned assassins there, so they could actually train me and teach me parkour, and I'd have time to work out. I'm very weak.
>Do I become athletic, or normal, at least?
No.
>I mean, it depends on whether or not the game is just a game, or a realistic world where I can talk to people, interact, and use objects and methods that aren't present in the game.
The game's npcs and objects are still gamey, but you are bound by IRL rules and can indeed use methods not present in the game like picking stuff up that can't be picked up normally or going through what would be an invisible wall in the game.
Well, I might be able to handle it if I'm very careful. My assassins are basically a kill button, you point, and the guy dies, that's OP.
So if it's gamey, I can use heals and shit, right?
Making money is very easy, and there are completely OP healing salts that you can carry up to 25 with upgrades, but if it's like the real world, I can just stuff them into my pockets. They heal any wounds immediately after you sniff them. I might actually fricking do this. It's like having 25 lives, but I can have more.
The game also has guns, a crossbow, and darts, they're all one-hit kills and require no real skill to use. I can just carry a lot of ammo on me, and give additional ammo to my students, use them as pack mules, as well as instruct them to use ranged weapons like me, it would be OP.
The game also has merciful stealth, as long as you're in a crowd, you're invisible to enemies.
Also, there's no time limit, so I can actually stay and train for years to become an actual assassin. There is a bit of a race, the templars are after six keys to open a vault. They already have one, but they can't open it without all of them. So I can just capture 2-3 keys and keep them hostage while I train, and just find the rest after 10-20 years, when all my students are master assassins (OP rank, they're unkillable killing machines)
Also, if it's gamey but realistic, I can actually hire as many assassins as I want. You basically own Constantinople in the game after a while, by buying all businesses and landmarks, so I can actually raise a fricking army and just kill everyone openly with swarms of assassins.
And in the game, you CAN actually hire up to, I don't know, 70-100 of them, and command like 13 to send to different cities, but you can use like 7-8 at a time in a battle, but that's a game restriction, so if I have 100 assassins, I should be able to use them. And fricking hell, in the game, there is no threat 100 assassins can't handle. That's too much, I think 20 is more than enough. I can just hide in a haystack (undetectable) while my boys do the work, then come out.
Frick, and there's this hot milf in the game, that becomes your wife, I'd frick her
I'd frick my students, too
There IS a fricking sequence where you're dragged by a fricking carriage on a rope, but Ezio's the one who grabs the rope to chase the target. He's not getting anywhere, we're in a small town. Also, since this is realistic, but gamey, I can sequence break and kill him with a pistol.
But if he runs away, it's fine, he's not going to escape, right? He's still an NPC, and will go to the tower, where I'll get him.
Thankfully, the CRAZY part where Ezio fights like 20 guys solo and then gets hanged, but slips the noose on the guy, jumps like 10 meters and lands is the first cutscene where you don''t have control yet, so I won't be doing that.
>Ranger from Quake
I'm making it to the first elevator and getting shotgunned
>Max Payne 3
I don't drink, and I don't have the ability to slow down my own perception of time. I'd probably overdose on paracetamol 40 minutes in.
Same. Based tho.
You've just gotta believe.
PULL UP, moron
>PULL UP, moron
>Implying I have the skill to get the plane off the ground in the first place
It's wonderful that you have more faith in my abilities than I do. I hope this imposter syndrome will push me to actually get good at really flying.
>Planescape Torment
>No reason to look for my own mortality if I don’t get the character’s abilities
Guess I’m already dead, RIP
This thread made me think. There are some interesting tech concepts we can't conceptualize yet. I think with algorithms (AI) and actual AI, and some breakthrough, we could actually have a going into games machine, maybe create whole VR games on the fly, or rewrite existing games, old games, like PS2-3 games into VR games with AI, and actually visit them in our VR room, full-dive VR, smells, maybe touch.
I think we'll see something like this before we die.
All I need is a bunch of duct tape and I'm good.
You’re dying to the looters in the pharmacy
Nah. Even if I also had to wait for the maintenance key to make combo weapons, I could kill them easy with the broadsword in Americana or grab the dynamite from that palm tree. Or just take a gun from those security guard zombies.
>tried dmc’s gacha to see how bad it really was
i would get myself killed off intentionally
>Dead Space
nice knowing ya Ganker
RIP fren. Make us whole.
If you're living out RE2, what keeps you from simply avoiding that truck crash at the beginning of the game, driving off the city normally and waiting for the government to nuke it?
Not being able to drive
>New World
The story is kinda moronic, so I'm not 100% sure, but I think that the immortality is external and the island is just ressurecting people, so as long as I'd be careful, I could exist long enough to get on my characters level.
>FFxiv
Frick no, at best i could try to get a job for the East Aldenard and get shanked by an angry Mhigger or a Garlean.
I'd be dead pretty much instantly and be thrown off a cliff.
Uhm. Empire Total War with Empire 2 mod, playing as the Papal States so uh, Pope Pius I? I think I'm ok.
If it needs to be a game where you control one character, then Postal II as the dude. I think I'm fricked.
I'd be my main in Fortnite, but you don't "win" Fortnite.
not bad, mine are meow skulls and joni (I'm not a furshitter)
YOU dont win fortnite
You technically can't, you can win rounds but you don't beat the game.
YOU dont beat the game
and you're gay too btw
>Black Desert Online
>Die while getting possessed by the black spirit
Welp
>another thread asking if you'd be the girl
it's a raid isn't it?
What?
It's a raid isn't it? Almost every thread up on Ganker right now is in some way asking anons to muse on genderswapping.
There is a KOF version, the hapa shark troon game, a few trooncore threads gaslighting so they can discuss troony topics.
Take your pills.
He's right though.
>not a new IP
Mentally ill samegay. No more (you)s for you.
He's right though stalker. Your noided behavior proves it.
NTA but he's unironically right
>still not a new IP
Get out of this thread already
So?
You're already a tr*nny if you ever play a f*male character in a game
>Genderswaping
You're not one of those gays who play as a girl right anon? You play as a guy right?
Yeah I have no idea what the frick he is accusing me of, I even made this thread about Leon even though I could have used Claire as an example if it was really a troony conspiracy.
I played Yugioh Master Duel. Do I go to the world of the Yugioh anime or something? Everyone runs awful decks, Id blow out the competition easily.
Hey I'm playing REmake 2 too.
>put on body armor
>become untouchable against zombies
Not really vibing with the game, the "pick up key item for puzzle" shit really takes me out of the game
>the "pick up key item for puzzle" shit really takes me out of the game
Anon what the hell did you expect from a resident evil game. They're all like that.
I kept on hearing how RE was some awesome horror series so I was giving it a try. It's not outright bad but it's definitely not something I enjoy
You definitely didn't hear that from Ganker, not even normalgays call resident evil a horror series. It's an adventure series and some games have a few more horror elements than others but none of them are scary enough to be called a horror game. I think you're getting frustrated by your own expectations.
Everyone and their dog calls RE the series that started 'survival horror'
I think people loosely refer to it as a horror series but it is not one, in the same way they also refer to it as a zombie series despite the fact none of the games have a single zombie. If you look into any in-depth discussion of the series all the fans should promptly tell you it isn't that scary (outside of some games like Biohazard). It's more of an action TPS puzzle series.
7 was what Resident Evil should have been, and was supposed to be. The game was actually fricking scary and disturbing,.
I don't think the games "should have been" anything in particular. CAPCOM experimented and the games became very distinct from each other, and in fact the new games are still experimenting, Village has nothing to do with 7 which has nothing to do with 6 and so on. I'm very happy with this and I'll be happy with whatever they do in the next entry regardless of whether they make it scary or not, so long as it is fun.
>none of the games have a single zombie
Oh frick off, don't give me this shit that T Virus zombies aren't zombies.
survival horror and horror are different genres.
Survival horror is about inventory management and puzzles, and managing your theoretically limited supplies like ammo and health items.
Theoretically because every single survival horror I've ever seen has way too many bullets and healing items.
When I ran trough re2make I killed every single enemy and still had bullets left.
>When I ran trough re2make I killed every single enemy and still had bullets left.
The game has rubber banding difficulty. If you are low on ammo you'll find more of it. If you save ammo you stop finding it. No reason to save ammo in that game.
>The game has rubber banding difficulty
They did it wrong then.
rubber banding is supposed to make the game harder if I'm having an easy time, and instead by giving me more ammo that I can use to permanently clear enemies out; that just makes the game way too easy.
It's a tough situation. RE is the type of game that can be played in very different ways. Some players will dodge the zombies and only shoot when necessary (which is how the game is meant to be played imo), others will shoot every zombie. The game can't just have you run out of ammo because then you run a chance of getting softlocked. Unfortunately the only solution is to give the player effectively infinite ammo.
It is worth keeping in mind that the game is scripted so that you (almost) run out of ammo at the beginning of the game. So players start with the notion that ammo is scarce. Considering that the game won't give you ammo when you already have a lot of it, this notion is reinforced as players progress and notice they haven't been finding any ammo. What I mean to say by all this is that the game's adaptive difficulty works well for 90% of the playerbase, it only fails for the autistic 10% that purposefully exploit the system.
I think the problem is that the enemies are limited. They should have the zombies respawn periodically except in the places you are allowed to close with the shutters.
The reason I ended up making the game easy was that I noticed enemies didn't respawn.
>starsector
Oh fun. If its vanilla then it wouldn't even be too bad. There's no time limit on the game and I could take decades of worming my way into the Core systems while building the most bullshit OP fleet imaginable and training tens of thousands of marines so they're all navy seals-tier at the least and ready to drop the hammer.
But if its with all the mods too then I'll be megafricked within year or it'll be even easier to frick everyone else.
Of course depends on the start.
Alright train simulator!
>Nioh 2
Shieeet. at least you can resurrect
Shaq in nba 2k. I’m screwed.
>Elden Ring
>Commander in Nikke
The girls do all the work and the MC does frick all and gets all the credit, so yeah. The only thing that would change is that the Nikkes would be less happy because I'm not some utter sperg who will just go along with what everyone says. I'd be the distant, weird commander who might be friends with some of the other more socially awkward ones.
The last character I played as wad Ferry in Granblue Fantasy Relink, so what the frick does that mean? Am I now a troon or am I just part of dancho's crew as I am now?
You are part of the crew as you are now
Depends, am I rushing in? Or am I doing sneaky peaky like?
>Rogue Trader
I am completely fricked unless I tell Abelard to fo quite literally everything or just requisition regiments of guardsmen to go die in my stead.
>Granblue
>Katalina
...huh...well. the good news is I survive probably.
>Beating signalis
>As a human
I'm currently at nowhere so I don't know what the climax of the game looks like, but I think I would just stay at the beginning and wait for help. Otherwise, hell will break loose.
yea I'd be pretty fricked in FF7 without magic or being a super soldier. I probably couldn't even lift the Buster Sword without treating it like pyramid head's knife from Silent Hill 2.
>Lies of P
I would soon join the corpses on Krat station
>But you don't get their abilities or anything.
For me this wouldn't be possible. The last character I played as was Adam Jensen. This would mean that either I was not during there during the Sarif attack and/or do not get augmented, which is an integral part of the character.
>Persona 3
>merciless diff
>no skills
I guess I will just stay in my dorm and frick Junp--I mean Yukari.
>Autistic and can't deal with people
>Don't know shit about military strategies
>Don't even know how to (properly) play the game, just make numbers go up and hope that clears the stage.
Yeah, i ain't living through this one.
>bg3 durge run
Can i atleast level up? Otherwise, no, majorly fricked.
Atleast i turned astarion into a girl, so i'll have a cute vampire gf
>Slay The Spire
Yeah i've got no fricking chance.
>Titus
I die in the intro cutscene where he falls 500 feet off a collapsing building
BG1. I think I could take on the major antagonists with a full group and if I trained basic combat with swords and bows. But since I wouldn't have the magic abilities that the Bhaal's children have I would probably get killed by Sarevok.
Dead Space
I mean technically if you yourself weren't moronic enough to bring the Marker back to the surface of the planet, your options are
>put on your engineer helmet and space all of the dumb frickers on the kellion, turn around, leave
>immediately make a beeline for the bridge and take an escape capsule, preventing that moron hammond from spacing a necro and infecting the military ship that will come save you
>get in the shuttle in the bunks area and gtfo
Escape pod is the only (semi?) viable one.
>USG Ishimura is going to crash on the planet, killing you with it
>shuttle in the crew quarters doesn’t have a singularity core so it’s a paper weight
Also I think the USM Valor might kill you to keep EarthGov’s secrets about the marker/on the chance that you have been contaminated by the marker
>Also I think the USM Valor might kill you to keep EarthGov’s secrets about the marker/on the chance that you have been contaminated by the marker
I think the Valor was either out of the loop or moronic considering they cracked open an escape pod with a window, visible necromorph inside
once you start getting into the "massive conspiracy theory earthgov trying to make everyone ascend to the brethren moons" you're in a completely unrecoverable failstate
that's like being stuck as Bucket from FEAR2, not even the protag made it out alive
Yeah the fact that 1 necro killed the Space SEALS/SAS is my least favorite part of Dead Space. But their audio logs talk about containment procedures they would do on survivors
MGS2. I feel like I could probably sneak around the first few areas of the tanker successfully but I’m dead as soon as I get to Olga. Similar story with Raiden in the plant, as soon as something weird and pissed-off shows up I’m dead.
This begs alot of questions. I still get Leon's guns and equipment right? In that case it's pretty much just survive re2, it's not like Leon has any special abilities. Even in 4 he's just good with a knife and has fast reflexes. The ff7 rebirth demo was the last game I played, am I still able to use material or does that count as Cloud's ability? It's not really unique to him, just the world.
>I still get Leon's guns and equipment right?
Yes, you get the perks of being a police officer meaning the uniform and the gun.
>it's pretty much just survive re2, it's not like Leon has any special abilities
I mostly agree but boss fights in RE are superhuman bullshit, and there are lots of segments that are way above my physical capabilities especially in the later half of the game.
Anon you realize you are not getting Leon's athletic capabilities? You don't have the strength to replicate Leon's feats, and if you can't find a way to pull them off through wits or abusing game mechanics it is game over.
>It is game over.
If it's structured like a game, it's doable. It feels like you just made this op to suck yourself off with this "lol I clear this game easy". It's either like a game or it's like real life. None of this artificial in between shit. Plus a majority of the anons can't even participate in this thread given they don't have magical powers or augmentations. Useless.
But if you also had the mc's abilities what would be the point of the thread? Of fricking course it is technically possible to beat a game if you are a 1:1 replica of the person that canonically beat it.
Yes, it will be impossible for some games, it will be very easy for others and for most it will be worth debating. This is better than the other two extreme scenarios you proposed where it is either always impossible or always possible. If you don't like this you're welcome to create your own thread with your own rules.
Wait, so we aren't constrained to the game rules, but everything else is?
Could we theoretically just climb over the birkin 1 fight stuff and jump right into the PD at that rate? Or do we have to follow the game rules SOMETIMES?
Yeah you can break the rules, everything else can't
>GBF Relink
I guess I'm done at chapter 0 eaten by the wolves and goblins.
>Secret World Legends
Frick no. Maybe I could slightly manage normie zombies at the start Solomon Island with the locals but after that nah.
>Disco Elysium
Not much would change.
>Demon's Souls
I guess I'm totally fricked considering I can't respawn
>just started mh3u
huhhhh i guess id somehow manage for the first star quests but ill get fricked the moment i have to hunt something other than a jaggi lmao
There is no way you are taking down a jaggi anon. Absolutely no fricking way. You would barely be able to swing a sword
hey! the sns is something a normal human could use (barely). i bet i could make it work somehow
>You become them
>You don't get their abilities
Alright, hold the fricking phone op, you moron. Am I them but without their skillset, or am I myself entirely? Whether or not I inherited my character's physiology and physique is going to make a massive difference in how well I survive DaS2.
You are inheriting the character's occupation, position in society and relationship with secondary characters. So, in the RE2 example, you are still a police officer with uniform, gun and flashlight. But you don't inherit your character's athletic abilities or magical abilities, you need to make do with whatever you are capable of doing IRL right now.
Got it, so I'm dying because I am not undead.
Yes you are undead. Did you not understand the scenario?
That's not really an occupation or position in society but in that case then I guess I eventually win?
That's the spirit!
I've become Kirby.
I don't know how to play real instruments. I guess I'd just finger myself sore.
I don't know if I'll make it, but I'll do my best. Pray for me, bros.
>Fate/Grand Order
I'm probably gonna get myself kicked out of Chaldea if anyone finds out I've got no magic circuits. With no magic I won't be compatible with the Rayshift system meaning no one can be transferred to fix the Fuyuki singularity after the terrorists attack. Which means the world ends and I'm stuck in an observatory with unreplenishable supplies.
Going to a magic world without magic sucks.
>rapelay
leave them to me
No Takashi, you do not have the strength! You'll die if you keep going!
>Ace Combat Zero
Ok so I become giga mook, master of dying within the first 2 seconds of combat.
I mean you'd be Cipher so your worst problem would probably be having your brain sent into your boots pulling 20+ G's
Maybe so, it still doesn't change the fact that I don't know how to fly a plane, much less a military one. Unironically I would need godly luck (which I will not have) to survive the Belkan War considering the amount of Aces that are still around at that time.
>Tidus
Bro I can't even swim, how the frick am I gonna play Blitzball?
>I can't even swim
Are you serious? Americans I swear to god
I don't live near water it never came up
>Armored Core 6
Frick yeah I get to pilot a big fricking robot AND that game is easy as balls
>unaugmented human
You are gonna turn into toothpaste the moment you try to handle that mech. Plus even if you can handle it like the number one arena guy who also is unaugmented you still are not a gen 4. Meaning you won't be able to contact Ayre. So no coral waifu for you.
>yakuza 5
>shinada
i do nothing as i serve no function in the story, the game is competed by the other protags while i jerk off in bed, nothing changes
But Shinada is the one who stops the dude from shooting Haruka on stage in the Tokyo Dome
baba decided not to shoot and was leaving when shinader showed up because rgg forgot he was in the story
>baldurs gate 3
I die of bear sex
>degrees of lewdity
uh oh
>New Vegas
I'll be that guy you find dead outside Goodsprings killed by the level 1 lizards
>Rise of the Tomb Raider
I die at the very beginning during the avalanche.
>Persona 2
So I don't get a Persona?
Yep. Going to a magic/psychic world without an ability is a major handicap.
Time to shine, 621
>Path of exile
Guess I'll die on the beach from giant crabs or zombies. And even if I did manage to get past them I'd need to fight picrel.
The last character I played as was some guy on Guitar Hero 1, I wanted to check out the first game. I don't think I'd die but I have no idea how to play guitar, so I'd lose immediately. I was almost a girl but the notes where hard to see so I got lucky and no pranks for me.
>SRW 30
I mean, I assume I get the Huckebien, right, since you can't exactly do this sort of thing without a mecha (unless you count Netflix's Ultraman)?
I've always thought Kamille was LITERALLY ME though so while I'm not a Newtype I'm probably autistic enough to convince anyone anyway.
I will however be killed by Katejina by nosebleed almost immediately.
>Resident Evil 7
I see the horse leg monument and turn around immediately. No b***h is worth that.
>Umbraclaw demo
I can't finish INTI's new cat game because it's a friggin demo.
i'm cooked
Well the game says it's all about having fun so I guess I'll just be deadweight in every match
>Horizon
I'm dead.
How hard can it be to pilot an aircraft?
>Sheva from RE5
it's over for me
i'll just hide and jackoff
My old school runescape near max account, I so won
>Replace the world's greatest soldier with a scrawny moron
Its over for me
Anon... You were brainwashed to inherit Bibo's skills. You're golden.
I'm BEYOND fricked. I'd likely be too terrified to go any further the moment I saw the Woodsman or the rifleman by the coast. Even if I did push through, or follow some NPC into town like Marina or Marcoh, there's no way I'd make it long enough to get any ending. Quite literally the best outcome is to lose my sanity by the train, then slit my own throat. At least I'm less likely to get ass-raped to death in this one over the first game.
I wouldn't even be able to talk sweet with Olivia in my final days as long as Marcoh is there. Truly fricking miserable.
>mk1 Johnny Cage
I'll just be polite to the frickers at the door and convince them that I'm not fit for this shit or maybe take the free kung fu class but no way I'm going to the tournament, frick that.
>Ashley from Another Code
I could probably do it if I cared enough to solve the mystery.