>you boot up the ubisoft game

>you boot up the ubisoft game

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Uninstall
    >Uninstall
    >UNINSTALL!
    Damnit! Uninstall!!!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Uninstall
      >Uninstall
      KONO HOSHI NO
      MUSUU NO CHIRI NO
      HITOTSU DATO
      IMA NO BOKU NI WA RIKAI DEKINAI

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I feel old all of a sudden

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Pillows on the flor
    Where is this, turkey?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      close, alien planet inhabited by savages

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      its The Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        As opposed to the capitol… which Republicans failed to take over and resulted in one of them dying?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          It was a necessary sacrifice to make boomercons understand the nature of the conflict

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          you mean when FBI agents got a bunch of people to go into the building and then the secret service murdered one of them?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          We are the Resistance and your systematic oppression will be destroyed

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >revealed to be an FBI plot to try and remove trump from the presidency
          oops

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            lol Trump got himself removed by being worse than Biden. Cope

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              No matter who wins, our student debt loses...

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                solution: dont go to college

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >worse than Biden
              does anybody actually believe this shit? it's gotta be some form of mental illness.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Anything is permissible to own the chuds

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Nah, the dems used electoral fraud in 2020, which is why Biden is president now. Unfortunately for them, it seems that the electoral margins aren't going to be close enough this time around for fraud to be enough on it's own. Hence why they're trying to put Trump in jail or otherwise disqualify him.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Either russian bot post or actual idiot. Nobody with a brain thinks the election was “stolen.”

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >muh russian bots
                ironic given its been proven repeatedly that the dems used an army of shills and chinese bots to try and steal the 2016 elections, but the margins werent close enough, hence why they forced the mail in ballots meme and shut down the country so hard for 2020. theyre always guilty of what they accuse their enemies of. its called proactive damage control.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >theyre always guilty of what they accuse their enemies of
                I hate that this is so effective against normalgays

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Well, now he's likely going to be impeached, a lot of good all the corruption did for his family legacy.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >impeached
                About as big of a deal as house censure at this point, strongly worded letter tier
                And it's telling that Republisharts waffled so much on it to the point that even if it did happen (doubt) it won't make any difference
                Meanwhile the maliciously botched Afghan withdrawal is basically memoryholed all for the muh Hunter nonsense

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Meanwhile the maliciously botched Afghan withdrawal is basically memoryholed all for the muh Hunter nonsense
                We should be thankful all that gear ended up in the hands of the Taliban instead of some Isis 2.0 frickers.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Anon ISIS is works for the US. Obama even admitted to funding them.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Whoa that's crazy, almost as crazy as Netenyahu funding HAMAS. Ha ha that could never happen...

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                We absolutely armed and funded ISIS during the Syrian proxy war, calling them "moderate rebels" at the time. I don't know about them following our orders after we switched to the Kurds.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                my favourite part was when isis attacked israeli troops and later issued an apology

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

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      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Incels are still caught up over this? Damn talk about obsessed.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          What do they eat?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous
  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    kill navi
    burn the hive mind

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >we are... le RESISTANCE
    this is more offensive than the tumblr haired mutt dyke

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same, so bored of the resistance/rebel shit.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It would have been cool if they said, "Welcome to the opposition". Makes it sound more nebulous and meme-dark.

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do they have a ball pit?

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Resistance™, a plucky group of underdogs supported by all the major tech companies, 90% of the S&P 500, academia, etc.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The Resistance™, a plucky group of underdogs supported by all the major tech companies, 90% of the S&P 500, academia, etc.
      But also an education sector, legal profession and corporate HR lobby keens to both profit and drive wages down in the target, or in legacy terminology nation. All hail diversity! It's like slavery but they buy their own plane tickets and its the final revenge on those plebians who keep asking for real wages. Look at all those brown people in Amazon warehouses who just last year were in Nigeria and Somalia. Look at all these Indians sleeping six to a room and working illegally on educational visas! Are you not entertained? The Resistance Live on! Soon another reorg and rebrand. This time we will add in more homosexuality and how feminism means paying nearly as much as you earn to have brown strangers strangers neglect your kids for almost no pay.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            things he doesn't like? you buy everything regardless

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >complain about unaffordable housing prices
        >import immense numbers of foreigners who will need housing at the behest of your slavemaster corporate overlords whom you allegedly are waging a class war against
        >housing prices become worse
        leftardism is a helluva drug

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        gamers rise up

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want the RDA to win simply from the principal of the "resistance" being so unbelievably cringe. If they didn't exist, I'd be more dynamic in my takes.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    A video game corporation teaching people about resistance and fight the power is so funny

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why does every single hollywood game have a god damn "resistance" made up of former gifted kids who have spraypainted everything Joker colors, including their clothes? I can think of like 9 off the top of my head. Do they really think they're going to be the next Star Wars or some shit?

      The audience for video games are naturally progressive and liberal (read: hippies/potheads/shut in neets). le Resistance trope definitely feeds into the fantasies of "power to the people" and "making changes".

      tldr: it works

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Avatar 2 is my favorite movie so I bought this game. First side I did was called "crush" and it of course it turned out to be some lesbian interracial love story, involving op's pic. There's also the turban guy called Raj who berates you for calling him Raj then after your character apologizes, he says he was just joking and thats his only interaction. This is set in the world of 9 foot blue cat aliens flying dragons btw. At least the game looks nice. Story is nonexistent and writing and quests are unbelievably bad.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Avatar 2 is my favorite movie

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's fun to acknowledge liking somewhat autistic things. The movie just really clicked with me. I got the the immersiveness I look for in video games in a movie instead.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >There's also the turban guy called Raj who berates you for calling him Raj then after your character apologizes, he says he was just joking and thats his only interaction.
      okay that's pretty funny

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        ?si=E2KDsqpGBLSoVIbH&t=2220 it wasnt done in any funny way, I wish I could bash this c**ts head in. Im a 9 foot tall alien warrior.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Avatar 2 is my favorite movie so I bought this game
      LMAO

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Avatar 2 is my favorite movie

      I turned that shit off when the mixed zoomer aliens showed up in the water level.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the water level.

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does every single hollywood game have a god damn "resistance" made up of former gifted kids who have spraypainted everything Joker colors, including their clothes? I can think of like 9 off the top of my head. Do they really think they're going to be the next Star Wars or some shit?

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ubisoft really did spend 15 years priming society for the same kind of post-collapse bullshit that never ended up coming so all their games look like some sort of larping when you look back on them.
    It's like looking back at the post 9/11 era and feeling how much the Iraqi war was influencing narratives.

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any games where you unapologetically play as the oppressive authoritarian government instead?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dragon Age Inquisition

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Division 1 + 2

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ah yes, the resistance to good looking people and competency.

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    No Kiri no buy

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don’t incels like lefty troonys now because they’re seething about isreal too

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, both "sides" fractured visibly on the Israel faultline (inevitable) and now the four big quadrants are more noticeable

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    who cares about the skydemons?

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    My name is Bolo Santosi and I'm with the repahs.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      What a weird coincidence, I was just replaying JC3 a couple hours ago and found the Bolo Santosi easter egg

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >you boot up the ubisoft game
    I can't even remember the last time I bought a Ubisoft developed game. Maybe PoP Two Thrones.

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    and then you throw a tantrum because you're a wittle incel b***hboy
    we know, you don't have to keep telling everyone

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      what ever happened to shitlord and pissbaby? I miss those, incel/chud just lacks flair

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shitlord was always deemed reddit speak here so no one used it.

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, I don't.

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thicc Na'vi mods when?

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