You can't fix her.

You can't fix her.

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    She's perfect and doesn't need to be fixed

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      She would gut you like a pig if she saw you.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        God I wish

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        She's still just a female, I could dominate her and gut her if she didn't submit.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          A female in D&D, bro. Not real life.

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    futa wiener

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine how awful she smells

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      If that's skin she's wearing, she probably smells like a corpse. But I don't remember if anyone ever mentions her smelling bad.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I never notice that.
        >what does her butthole snell like?
        I can only imagine the smell of iron.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Her room is full of blood and flies and rotting meat she probably smells revolting

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post her feet.

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can fix her, just give me a tadpole and 10 minutes to get that brain under my control.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >brain
      Who said she has one?

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    was I supposed to fix her?

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    rape correction

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does she look like that? I examined her, she's a human.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't she a shapeshifter?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      she's inbred

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      she's inbred

      sarevok banged his sister, and that's the gross outcome. imagine if you fricked imoan

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        isnt Orin his granddaughter?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      sarevok fricked a changeling

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        his sister. also a child of bhaal

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >also
          Sarevok wasn't bhaalspawn anymore after events of ToB. He shouldn't even be alive after all this time, let alone being a Bhaal's b***h whom he's never been to begin with.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            did you even play the game? he went back to Bhaal after BG2, however he was no longer Bhaals chosen, or even really important to the temple. so he bangs his sister who is still a pure blooded child in order to strengthen the bloodline again.

            >also a child of bhaal
            Why is she alive?

            bhaals prophecy was fulfilled and he returned to make more spawn

            I can't imagine playing the game as regular Tav. Dark Urge is just so much more involved in the plot.

            durge is basically the canon story, its just a shame it ends up so disconnected from the actual plot by the end

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >its just a shame it ends up so disconnected from the actual plot by the end
              how so? the entire elder brain situation was created by the dark urge

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >did you even pay attention to some non-canon shit clearly written by a moron who didn't actually play the original games
              No.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >so he bangs his sister who is still a pure blooded child in order to strengthen the bloodline again.
              Classic Sarevok

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >also a child of bhaal
          Why is she alive?

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't imagine playing the game as regular Tav. Dark Urge is just so much more involved in the plot.

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    is she wearing lobster armor?

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    fixed

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why did she become asian?

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Was the protagonist in 1 and 2 also sculpted from Bhaal's flesh or were they born normally?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      He was born normally to a bhaal worshipper

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      All original Bhaalspawn were born normally, they were just vessels made for the purpose of killing each other so that Bhaal would ressurect from the body of the last one standing.

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >My lord Bhaal, your chosen... how should I sculpt them?
    >Make them a hot Drow with big breasts
    >Your will be done

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    western cuck games sure as shit will not give you opportunity to fix them
    meanwhile japanese games will make you literally go back in time to make a waifu virgin to marry you

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