>you could just talk to girls exdee
God I hate games and devs that patronize people who have disabilities like mediocre looks
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>you could just talk to girls exdee
>you could just talk to girls exdee
God I hate games and devs that patronize people who have disabilities like mediocre looks
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You sure are disabled all right
How many time i told you. I will not have sex with you.
I don’t like this artist. They are a very annoying pickme
>pickme
literally nonsense term that means nothing
Pigme thick lips bone in hair pigme?
What pygmy I think he's normal sized
They work for commission. Of course they're like that.
Me too, their art got that artificial soul.
is it the ashley guy? if so he must be working off the shame from having testicles once upon a time
>Anyone who doesn't tow the npc line is a pickme
toe*
>they
>artist
>a single fricking artist
>they
Do amerimutts really
>ESL thinks anon is using "they" as a plural word
obsessed
>Baal and Buddy
>thinking I'm some artist he's obssesed with
'They' is plural whether you agree or not. You don't get to make up your own grammar.
>'They' is plural whether you agree or not.
Okay ESL
"They" can be used to refer to a singular, generic, unknown but predetermined party
>The customer said THEY would like a lobster.
>My client says THEY are innocent.
>If the user didn't want to get banned, THEY shouldn't have called the admin a Black person.
>I don't like this artist, THEY are a very annoying pickme.
>If an ESL wants to complain about how English has been spoken for hundreds of years, THEY are shit out of luck and go back to speaking German, before I remind THEM that THEY were born because THEIR mother didn't take her antibabypillen.
It has both plural and singular meanings in many dialects of English. Anon isn't making up their own grammar, they're speaking their language as they do naturally.
This isn't some woke shit, moron.
"They" is perfectly fine to use a singular when gender is unknown or irrelevant. "He" is still better when you're referring to a human being of unknown gender, but "they" is still fine.
Yes they do.
>they
he's a schizo?
>Artist draws sexy women and memes
>"They're a pick me!"
And? There's two types of artists. Those who create because they want to share their vision with others and those who just create to create, and the overlap between the two is fairly large. It's not a crime to give the people what they want. Game studios would stand to gain a lot if they understood that.
I like his style okay but it gets old when 98% of his comics have the same punchline
That's online artists for you. Galleries full of the same characters, same fetishes, same expressions, same poses. If they ever deviate from their usual, their fanbase tanks. They're trapped in a vicious cycle of doing the same requests, just like prostitutes.
Or they just have a style and like doing what they're doing.
Probably biology, women aren't the only ones with a clock.
Sure. It's just that it's unusual for artists to venture outside their comfort zone. Sticking to what works for them should not be surprising.
I know this post is farming for
(you)s but "pickme" is the most moron shit ive heard in a long time.
>they
kys troony
>pickme
I don't like him either but frick you Black person 1000x times more for using that word
>"they"
kys
Also
>"pickme"
What the frick does that even mean?
I think it's like pickup artist or something
ESL?
Twitter artist in general are like that
Lots of angry pickme holes replying to this post.
Dont people know that commissioners literally pick the jokes? Blame the customer.
>they
Does more than one person draw those?
You can't just end a sentence with perchance.
>baalbuddy pic
>automatic I DON'T LIKE ARTIST replier
>dude, just talk to girls
>dude, just get a job
>dude, just become a millionaire
>its ez
>dude, just become a millionaire
There are jobless guys who have a gf. Just admit you're a charisma vaccuum and stop blaming everything else for your own shortcomings.
charisma = looks and height.
So you figured it out? Now pat yourself on the back
Yeah. Ron Jeremy was the height of charisma. Johnny sinns too. Bill Murray? What about Danny devito? I've seen fricking homeless bums with mates. Where's their looks? Black person, misery loves company. You should be drowning in companionship.
all of them have money and social status that is literally charisma, you are delusional. a ratty incel cannot compare to any of them
didn't rom jeremy turn out to be a rapist? most of those are just celebrities.
It's a #metoo case in the porn industry. Hard to say if legit or not.
he probably did rape quite a bit but its not like those women werent asking for it
>Ron Jeremy
Dude has a magnum dong and is israeli so he had cash. I have friend's who I asked for tips etc. He told me he tells girls he has a huge schlong and says the rest is already just going through the motions life is really like an RNG gachashit game
I will be honest with you, none of those people are charismatic. They're funny, but not really in an engaging way.
I see a Bill Murray scene and might chuckle at most, but will not be seeking out more movies in his filmography to watch.
Take Ghostbusters for instance, his character comes off as an ugly bastard. I don't mean that because he is unattractive, but mainly because him being flirty with attractive younger women is just so out of place and completely unsold it pulls you out of the movie.
Danny Devito has had a lot of hit or miss content over the years as well. Penguin? Come on now.
>rich men have an easier time getting pussy than poor men
incredible
Here it comes. "These ugly guys all found love, you can too! Huh? What do you mean all my examples are of gigarich superstars?"
There is a short guy in my university group who had a girlfriend taller than him (but shorter than me though, and I'm 178cm). Height isn't THAT big of a deal.
something like 90% of women are looking for men 6'2" and taller. anything less than 6ft is settling for 90% of women.
Your anecdote has not convinced me.
It's literally that.
Not really, they help in getting looks from girls but they don't guarantee charisma. Charisma comes from confidence which is a trait that can be found in people of all levels of attractiveness.
>t.
Is there a game/dev like that?
Also, it should be
>I'm a girl, too, you know 😉
Studies attempting to pin down "charisma" found that it was just extroversion. Extroverts have more casual sex because they take more shots, but women actually select against it when possible.
Also, what kind of own is admitting you're a charisma vacuum? People can't control their personality anymore than anything else. And charisma is a trait that only persists because it's manipulative, not because it's actually beneficial in any way.
>People can't control their personality
Quitter talk
>There are jobless guys who have a gf
they're fricking ugly whales
Talking to girls and getting a job are easy you subhuman frick up.
As I get older, the talking to girls is the biggest hurdle. Money and even looks is less of an issue as you have more control over your life, but once you are out of school and too old to be going to "young personal social areas" finding single women is a pain in the ass.
And dating coworkers is fricking miserable.
>be a fat guy with a shit job where I work 4x10s over the weekend and don't even own a car or drive
>still get a gf and have sex regularly
I think it's a lot easier than the Internet makes it out to be. I bought into the dumb shit that I'd never have a girlfriend and I'd only want one if she was a 10/10 supermodel anyway and was a virgin until I was 25.
>tall chadlite fell for blackpills that didn't apply to him
many such cases.
Is 5'11" tall?
it's tall in non-white countries
Is that all it takes to be a "chadlite"? To be "tall in non-white countries"? The actual country I know is immaterial since any country named would be considered non-white because of progressive politics as a general thing in the Western world the Eastern world is already non-white by default.
people like you always underrate your looks or charisma. always.
I don't underestimate my charisma, but I know it's something I worked on because, while I've never been officially diagnosed, I'm pretty sure I'm autistic as hell. I used to practice smiling and different types of laughs in the bathroom mirror when I was younger because I wasn't sure if I was doing it right. I underestimated my looks, or I guess really underestimated my looks, because I've been on Ganker since 2008 and I bought into the moronic rhetoric that my looks weren't worth anything because I had bad acne as a teenager and am of mixed descent.
Funny how you people don't believe anyone who says they can get a girlfriend or have sex. You are taking the blackpill right now while pretending it doesn't exist.
>you people don't believe anyone who says they can get a girlfriend
no i don't believe when you pretend to be le ugly bastard with a shit job
>regularly having sex
>regularly
your words by the way, which tells who you really are
If I posted a picture of my 245 lb half white, half Filipino ass, you would absolutely call me some number of slurs and an ugly bastard. I work in customer service for a gaming company.
>regularly
Yes, and? Isn't that what you people want? To have your emotional and physical needs regularly fulfilled rather than a one off event where you would they curse the woman for being an uncaring unfeeling prostitute who hurt you years ago?
According to the meme, no. According to the average 5'8 /LULZ/ poster, probably
It's above average in most of the world including every country that measures in inches, yeah.
the tallest countries in the world are 6'0 average for young men and thats only like 2-3 countries in europe, rest are all 5'11 or under, so you are a healthy average young man. not tall, not short.
As long as you're not an india or sea, you're fine.
6’0 isn’t just a meme and 5’11 is basically 6’0
Other incel traits don’t matter until you are 5’9 or less
>Other incel traits don’t matter until you are 5’9 or less
oh...
>5’11 is basically 6’0
Yeah and 950p upscaled is 1440p kek sure kid
>dude i'm ugly with a shit job and i still frick women regularly
Sure you do.
>I'd only want one if she was a 10/10 supermodel
funny how with you people it's either
>you never tried!
or
>ok you tried but only with girls out of your league!
Teach me your ways, master.
it's down to confidence. if you act unsafe and unsure around people they unconsciously pick up on that and mirror your unease. women are extremely good at picking up furtive behavior from guys. to them it means possible rape threat (it's hard coded so don't try to blame them for it). lack of confidence can come across as furtive
>until I was 25.
Holy frick there's no way dude. I refuse to believe anyone here didn't at least have a gf by 19.
Why do you facebook normalgays even come here?
I'm just assuming is bored homosexuals larping as normies
I was a virgin until 25. I didn't have a gf until 27. People do things in their own time, though I was definitely hampered by all the doomer shit online growing up.
I'm 31 and never dated. But then again, I practically acted like a shut-in in high school too. I slept in class, stayed in the library during lunch and went home to play video games.
>NO HUMAN CONTACT
>LULZsisters why am I so lonely 🙁
I'm not blaming other people, just explaining my particular circumstance. I didn't even have a problem with feeling lonely until very recently, shit's weird.
Then you don't fricking belong here
bro literally every dude that was into edgy humor visits Ganker at least once and a lot of normies stay to post on here sometimes. its not the deep web, we are all anons here no matter our gf status
www.reddit.com
i dont use reddit
Yeah and you don't belong here anymore now than you did then. Frick off and die. You're literally the reason why Ganker is getting worse and worse. Because shitty normalgays flood in here with no understanding and start spouting this "just b urself it's so easy to get a gf" bullshit.
Really, have a nice day. You don't get it and you never will you normie homosexual
you are so cute when you are tsundere anon
I'm 34 and never had a gf or sex
it's more common than you'd think
talk to girls where? is this advice specifically for teenagers and people in their early twenties in college? single women do not exist anywhere past your mid twenties. i'm 32 and haven't seen a single woman in a decade.
>is this advice specifically for teenagers and people in their early twenties in college?
>prom night
>academy
Why did you even bother asking
Outside your house when you are not at work and possibly also when you are at work.
Do you ever go to stores, recreational places like parks or video game lobbies, community places like churches, coffee shops, Ganker, etc?
Feel like you're just making that up, since you can visually see single people everywhere you go. If you don't see any people alone, that's probably because they're with their friends. You do have friends, don't you? Go out with them and see if you run into a group of women.
You could be the mob characters in anime that chat with a girl when the mc is off buying milk or whatever, but hopefully with less rape.
>community places like churches
Peak boomer posting.
>Do you ever go to stores, recreational places like parks or video game lobbies, community places like churches, coffee shops, Ganker, etc?
I only go to Ganker and we're all anonymous, anon.
>You do have friends, don't you?
Nope. Never had a female friend either.
>Do you ever go to stores, recreational places like parks or video game lobbies, community places like churches, coffee shops, Ganker, etc?
Just to the grocery store. Where else do friendless losers go?
>You do have friends, don't you?
Ah, there it is.
This is the problem with normalgays giving advice to social rejects. They have no idea how deep the problems go.
I don’t like this artist. Shills himself all the time on Ganker
Too bad because I do
I read "Incelf" as a portmanteau of "incest" and "elf." I'd say it sounds like a WEG idea but that WEG already exists.
I dont think he shills himself but its obvious people comission him just to make threads like this. I dont wanna know how much people are paying for shitposting material.
buy an ad
ah yes, the dreamy Ganker male all women desperately want
>omgggg i want a skinny/fat ugly incel with acne scars and a receding hairline, bad outfit taste, with no ambitions, no desires, no dreams, no passion, no romance.. i want him to be broke, to have no friends, to have no charisma, i want him to be racist, xenophobic, sexist, transphobic, homophobic, and generally obsessed with politics, and i want his only interests other than porn and politics to be video games for children!!!!!! omggg my dream man
gem
why are you here
as long as you are attractive you can beat your gf and still have her wet for your dick.
all those women my age are in longterm relationships and usually married.
not a single person itt is attractive enough to get away with any of that, and even then you have to be charismatic enough to first get her wrapped around your finger to beat the shit out of her later. charisma and looks are two things no Ganker poster will have, so could at least try to work on things they do have, but instead they choose to be mentally ill. everyone here would be happier if they just trooned out at this point. chud -> trans woman pipeline is real and a blessing
>work my ass off all for a fat 4/10 roastie single mother who will cheat on me anyways
i would rather die a virgin.
taller than me.
you are already gonna die a virgin since you think the only options are either a 10/10 supermodel or a 3/10 obese whale single mom. maybe realize you are not a great catch yourself and work on yourself until you can get a 5/10 average next door skinny girl
the 5/10 girl can bang better looking guys easily. they don't date their looksmatch, women always date up.
demonstrably false, you have just wasted opportunities since you are below average, most likely 3/10 or so. most 5/10 men end up fricking girls in their range or higher during high school and college when girls are emotional and just want any attention. blame your bad genes for missing out and not maturing fast enough, and then overcompensate for it harder now
>you are ugly so just have a nice day maybe?
good advice thanks.
nah if your goal is just to frick somewhat attractive young women, even as a complete dysgenic subhuman monkey you can just get a good degree, get a really good job, wageslave for a few years and make big sacrifices and then when you are in your 40s retire to some third world asia shithole and practically buy some 18yo asian girl to pump 10 kids into. you just want excuses for your bad genes and lazyness.
too much work to land a gold digger who will divorce rape you. only chad gets to experience real love and intimacy.
sucks to suck buddy, a combination of bad genes and bad personality is a terrible combo, most men just cruise through life while being average and have fulfilling and happy relationships. you could try coping by becoming a religious cuck and becoming a priest maybe? sex doesnt matter THAT much
>you could try coping by becoming a religious cuck and becoming a priest maybe?
i am not a pedophile.
Correction: beating her makes her more wet.
>Find social groups for shit you like
?
Indeed
he did all of her video editing, scripts, and gameplay for her and essentially made her popular and rich, then she left him later and shit talked him on social media. lol, either date your looksmatch or accept what will inevitably happen
>shirt saying Destiny: The Taken King
Absolute cinema.
>seething
>redditbuddy
>sex lmao xDDD
You hate him because he's popular enough to get posted regularly. Half or more of the catalog here is "DUDE SEX LMAO" at any given time.
>tfw 6'/156lb
I need to lose some weight, I'm fat as frick
>Another thread shilling for this trash artist and his unfunny comics
How much is he paying you op? Or most likely your balbuddy yourself.
Funny how it's ok to shill AAAA slop but the moment anyone posts something indie you're all up in arms
it's not videogames frick off baalbuddy
>it's not videogames
Neither is /misc/ but that's acceptable in almost every thread
Take yourself less seriously at least around people
/misc/ is a much better thread than your cancer thread baalbuddy, frickoff
You guys love chances like this to go full /LULZ/ on Ganker, you should be thanking people who post incel bait like this
like i said, frickoff baalbuddy
go ask your millions followers to suck your wiener instead
I doubt he wants a bunch of ugly virgins who are self admittedly not even desired by 2/10 uggo b***hes to suck his dick
>Anons in this thread avoiding women until the stars align
>In that unlikely event, Anons still think they could be a decent partner and not just make the inevitable relationship mistakes they should've made in their late teens
Best of luck, my wizard friends
>the eternal chud somehow manages to waste all his teens, twenties, thirties, and even maybe forties literally never even trying to socialize, extend their social circles, meet new people and get new opportunities, they just rot in their rooms and make up daydreams about prostitutes and cucks
>somehow surprised when they end up virgins or even act bitter and angry
how in the FRICK are so many people this stupid? it takes borderline moronation to struggle with basic logic this hard. this has to be some form of natural selection
>be ugly and shy
>people avoid you or bully you
>think something is wrong with you because everyone ostracizes or hates you for existing
>so you shut yourself off from the world and indulge in escapism
not rocket science.
being so ugly that basic looksmaxing tips like hygiene, posture, manners, fitness cant get you to score at least slam pigs is literally 1% of humans if not less than that. i was a fat frick with red boiling acne on my face and braces in high school and i lost my virginity to a chubby goth girl at 17. you have to be genuinely disabled to not have any sex by the time you are in your early 20s or incredibly annoying and offputing to be around. most of my friends are average and we all have gfs average or above average gfs, i genuinely do not understand how anyone can be a virgin, literally just try and stop being repulsive.
>slam pigs
dude, really?
you can frick a desperate girl like this even if you look like a literal pig as long as you are not completely autistic and obnoxious to be around. weed, alcohol, and music makes chubsters want any dick they can get. and once you have confidence with mid girls you can easily frick hotter girls as well, and by that time hopefully you put in some effort and have money and looks as well.
>pic
breh, you're being optimistic
the amount of girls i know that look like that and would let any ugly incel smash because their confidence is completely ruined from a past bad relationship is insane, you need to get out more and meet more people.
>you need to get out more and meet more people.
I might be too old to be partying and I don't quite like it in first place. It seems they're nowhere else.
yeah i guess im assuming that people here are around my age, most of my advice is for if you are under 25, but when you are older its probably even easier honestly as long as you lower your standards, make friends with normal dudes at sports events, at bars, at car events whatever the frick interests you that isnt completely gay and cringe, and they will 100% have some female friends or female family members your age that will be looking for a good partner. its usually that easy, just extend your social circles. the issues with incels is that their social circles consistently only have other weird creepy politics and porn obsessed incels that dont do anything else
i haven't had a friend in over a decade. even then it was one guy.
Considering I was pretty much browsing internet since I was a wee lad, I don't quite have any other interests maybe besides art and gamedev.
>has charisma
>has decent looks
>has decent height
>has a social group
so you were always a normalc**t. i see.
Hit the shower fatass
i lost a ton of weight, didn't help. still ugly.
>Just go and have meaningless sex you incel.
>cries that he cant get sex
>judges women if they had too much sex
>le sex is... meaningless....
'emmy
>Paying a prostitute
>Having a real relationship
According to you, these are equivalent.
>pay woman for sex
Or
>pay for woman's drinks & food & gifts in vague hopes of sex
Completely different
>cries that he cant get sex
*Meaningful sec
>judges women if they had too much sex
They're degrading themselves for the profit of others and they don't even notice it.
>le sex is... meaningless....
Of course sex can be meaningless, and most sex today is
>1% of humans if not less than that.
women are far more picky than you think.
>a fricking dating app made for flings
I dont think theres saving you to be honest. It would take too much work.
>that information doesn't support my point
>I'm going to ignore it and discredit the poster instead
something like 80% of relationships start on apps or online now.
>shit terminally online people believe
everyone is terminally online nowadays.
>sourceless graph that shows 40%
Where is the 80%
Unironically have a nice day
>Just be a man prostitute bro
>Just throw away your dignity bro
Fricking moron
based religious bro, you shouldnt care about sex or lust then thankfully, go to church every day and find the right girl there when its time
You don't belong here
>take care of yourself so you can have sex with women who don't take care of themselves
By the way, sex will never make you happy. In fact you'll usually feel worse about yourself afterwards because postcoital depression is almost omnipresent in men.
nah bro if you are feeling bad after sex there's something wrong with you kek, are you a trans man? i feel like a baby after sex
>postcoital depression is almost omnipresent in men
LMAOOOOOOOO
Chuds/incels go through same shit as everyone else, they're just ugly so they don't get a GF in HS/uni
>never even trying
Why bother with girls when you can go on grindr and have men frick you so good it changes your life
>inb4 aids
>inb4 aids
i dont want homosexualmonkeypox either
Bro the gender of other party is ultimately a detail. It's intimacy itself which is beyond scary. Lovecraft had it right, intimacy provokes the most indescribable dread possible.
half of men ITT are 100% closet gay, your life would be easier if you just accepted there's a reason why you get along with men more and like them more, and a reason why you hate women. It's really simple. Just. THINK
are you the TOPPED poster?
homosexual propaganda
groomer moment
As a medical professional, I advice you to be careful when having anal sex.
>The anal tissue is more prone harbor and get infected by HIV and HPV, not to mention STD's
>Some people have intestinal parasites that can be spread by sexual contact.
>You can actually cause perforations and serious lesions if a person has hemorroides or constant penetration, which can lead to SIRS and Sepsis.
>go to speed dating event
>goes well for the most part, on their app say I’d like a second date with around 70% of them
>get results back from women I talked to next day
>only one match
It’s better than nothing but come the frick on
Why something so innocuous as go talk to her generates so much seethe on here?
talk to who? who do you want me to talk to? do the non shallow decent women materialize in my room despite not existing anywhere in my city?
People with disabilities should die. Simple as.
The girls I talk to are escorts and asian masseuses.
I fricking hate women
>Femphistopheles
alright I chuckled
Even the ugliest biggest piece of shit can find a girlfriend and get laid. It's really not that hard. The disability is not being too ugly or whatever, it's that deep inside you are subconsciously recognizing that the people out there for you to date/frick aren't worth the effort. It's not a loneliness epidemic, it's a quality recession
>rent too expensive to move out
>Could afford if split with a gf
>Can't get a gf because it is too expensive to move out
>teehee men should do a million things to get crumbs of used up prostitute pussy!
>also how dare you expect anything from women!??!?!?!?!?!?!
frick off shill
>diaperbuddy
>le talk to girls
is a girl psyop. talk amongst yourselves, neckbeards do NOT owe you conversation ladies
TRVTH NVKE, women are jealous and want incel attention, do not EVER EVER EVER talk to women, avoid women and only talk to men, men are so based, handsome, friendly, have fun hobbies, talk about cool stuff, you could go on hours talking with men, I love my guy friends, I'd rather just spend time with men only. Me and the boys.
Fun fact. Did you know that this artist that also shills himself on here constantly draws blacked porn? Well now you know.
can the jannies 404 this thread already?? I fricking hate this artist and this is not vidya related, just artist shilling
They deleted the gym thread just fine, no idea why this one got a pass.
probably the jannies are good friends with baalshilling
>baalbuddy
LOOLOLOLLOLOLOLOOLILILLIILLOOLOLLOLOLOLOLOOLOLLOOLOLOKOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOOLLOLOLOLOOLOLLOOLOL
LE WELL LE F*CKING LE MAYMAYED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LE WE LE DID LE IT LE REDDIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
just be cute
it's not hard
ZAMNNNNNNNNNNN need me a mulatto femboy with israeli hair like that
>just be cute
>it's not hard
Too hard for you, though.
Ugly hair
There is no higher correlation with being able to talk to girls than having sister(s). By everyone having less kids, they are progressively turning boys into literal morons socially. Not having cousins that are female from the same consequence of less kids and from extended families being spread further apart geographically is also helping the stunting.
Talking to girls doesn't lead to sex though. It just leads to having to hear inane woman opinions.
sounds like a you problem, the first step of getting into a girls pants is making her comfortable around you enough and that requires talking for at least a bit and not being a complete weird moron. literally nobody approaches a girl and fricks her immediatly, life is not a porno, not even the mystical chad you imagine and daydream about in bed
i have an older sister who's 34 and i'm a 32 year old virgin.
>have an older sister
>can easily talk to women
>they love me
>my older sister is an overly emotional BPD nutcase that made my childhood hell
>recognize the same traits, if lesser in scale, in all the women I talk to
>despise them all for it
It was over before it even began.
is there a porn version?
He stopped making porn because memes get him more money.
I don't know if mediocre looks is a disability, but autism certainly is and "zomg just talk 2 hurrrrr!!!!!" is literally setting yourself up for failure if you're a spergy moron.
And no, self improvement won't cure you of being a spergy moron. It's for life.
>there is nothing wrong with w*men
>every fault lies with you
kekk
I can't believe someone paid like 3k to get him to draw outis.
He would have gotten like atleast like 6 maybe more better pornographic commissions from better artists with that kinda money
god i fricking love women
i wish they felt anything towards me
I've literally never met a woman in her 20s who didn't have a boyfriend or husband
What do I do if I still live with my parents nearing 30 years old?
that doesnt happen, you just made that shit up
I dunno but I get the feeing this is going to increasingly become the norm in the next few years
Save up because you're paying no/little rent and then get your own place when you're financially secure. All shame associated with living with your parents is dumb. Shit is expensive these days and there are tons of people that live at home with their parents.
I heard its mostly an American thing to be treated like a pariah if you didn’t move out or get kicked out the nanosecond you turn into a legal adult.
Americans actively look for reasons to tuen people into pariahs. They're generally terrible people.
buttholes get ahead. This is why America is a superpower and your backwater flyover country isn't a part of any national conversation that isn't about high crime rates.
But I'm American, and I'm not a good person. I'd kill for money if I could get away with it. I'd kill for free if I could get away with it.
I moved back home when my dad died to get stuff back in track. Like Harvest Moon but without cute girls.
Now I’m a legal owner or a good estate and remote work hasn’t impacted my job. I mostly do tax lawsuits with little to no courtroom presence at all. But in american culture moving back home instead of being a rent slave is a major sign of failure somehow.
I’d understand that back when housing prices everywhere in the globe were more affordable, but times changed.
The only girls i'm interested in are robot/AI women.
Not because i can program them to love me or some other pathetic shit, but just because i think robots/AIs are cool and cute.
I just found about AI chatbots that can be used to coom, I'm never getting a gf now
The tech isn’t there for me yet, too often they get stuck in a feedback loop or say some completely random nonsensical shit that ruins the immersion.
heh
I actually do love the dynasty games, at least I did until they ruined it by overcomplicating things with the weapon triangle and multiple character swapping.
>just be charismatic bro
>just go to gym
>just b urself
Get a personality and settle for a looksmatch. You won't, but it would solve your loneliness problem.
>Get a personality
How?
be someone you are not i guess
>just find your looksmatch bro
just date other men, there are a bunch of femboys and trans women that will gladly pretend to be women for you anon!
>the hottest men get as much attention as a 3/10 woman
Grim. Then again, if you're a hot guy, you most likely have much, much better luck just by going out than with online dating.
>looksmatch
Women always date up anon. There's no such thing as looksmatching.
How do you actually develop a personality? Even after going outside and doing things and meeting people it still doesn't feel like anything has changed.
were some of the things more enjoyable than the others? why? talk about that sort of stuff. it's in these little things and preferences that your personality manifests itself to the outside world
>were some of the things more enjoyable than the others?
Of course but I still feel pretty detached even if I can identify preferences or tendencies. If anything, it feels like I can force myself toward or away from something to such a degree that none of it's really 'me.'
would be a top bloke if he wore a stovepipe hat and had a funny old american accent
Looks like the pengu walrus
1) Should have started by shaving the moustache
2) How the hell does that even happen?
well you see... when a sister and a brother like each other a little too much, then you get a little bobby or cletus that come out looking extra special!
>how does being ugly happen
Ugly on the inside = ugly on the outside. Ugliness is evil, that man is evil.
>was it you who rang the bell of awakening?
how do you stop your throat from eating your jawline like this? I can tell the dude isn't that fat based on the fat distribution in his face/back of the neck.
You know, it's funny when I learned about this, but I've never NOT done this. That's just how my mouth naturally rests.
Listen to this lifehack. I’m just gonna say this once.
Look for some higher grade escorts and schedule an appointment with them. But one of the good ones: shaved pussy, professional, a massage or bath here and there.
Do your stuff and try to strike small talk after all is said and done, they don’t usually shove you off immediately; but don’t try to be friends or close or whatever. Just so you talk to women.
It’ll slowly serve as practice and you’ll feel better and even more confident because you’re fricking an attractive woman, despite paying for that.
It’ll help getting out of the paralysis. Even married and supposedly “chads” do this from time to time, even if it’s just because they wanna frick and don’t care about women nagging them.
>Look for some higher grade escorts and schedule an appointment with them. But one of the good ones: shaved pussy, professional, a massage or bath here and there.
I don't have the money to travel to somewhere where it's legal and won't ruin my life.
Do NOT listen to this anon, getting a prostitute is the worst mistake you can make as a virgin, reminder that it is so easy for women to have sex and yet are so disgusted by it, that they choose to gatekeep it and commercialize it, because it's the only way they can see a man desirable in any context, which is for their money. It is better to die a virgin than to be humiliated and ripped off by a prostitute only to find out sex feels absolutely horrible without any love.
>t. got scammed by a prostitute and thought she could be my girlfriend for a couple months
Joke’s on you on getting emotionally involved with a prostitute.
I said just small talk so you get over the anxiety of talking shit with women.
Don’t propose to them because they rode your dick and let you suck their tit in exchange for money.
She exploited me and saw how desperate i was, played into my fantasies by first offering to exchange real phone numbers, i mainly wanted to cuddle and make it as romantic as possible (yes, i know, but i value and dream of romance), she wanted to get sex out of the way and barely wanted to cuddle with me and i thought i could be like travis bickle, regardless, it is really dumb to lose your virginity to a prostitute because that would mean you'd see your virginity as worthless, which is stupid, keeping women on pedestals like this is only letting things get worse
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I am unironically too tight for that
it stinks
my hair is great, the guys who frick me pull on it and it makes me happy
only thing I could do is maybe get bangs cut to cover my giant 5head
I do 30+ squats a day, it's gonna get bigger
where do you think you are fruitcake
Just style it a bit, you can have something like a ponytail and still have it pulled, why are you half assing being a homosexual?
my hair is poofy and curly you dork, a ponytail makes me look like mitsurugi
I like having it down, it's more fun having to brush it out of the way when I'm sucking dick
you wish
also I have a Twitter btw
post more ass pics doe
hai hai
@anoncubed_3 btw
cute gamer boy
What an abomination.
Nice drawing references. Thanks.
>hes sucking his gut in
lmao
It's a feature
>coom in bussy
>stops sucking in so he can say you cumflated him
why are gamers so loose now? erotic
Exercise properly, fatso.
>where do you think you are fruitcake
Clearly not on
homosexual
>another /LULZ/ thread
What's the point of discussing this on Ganker again? You're not going to get good advice in this thread. Anyone who was incel but turned their life around almost certainly doesn't browse this shithole anymore. Everyone here is just a baiting moron. The reality is that most people are struggling to form connections and relationships these days. Unfortunately that's just the world we live in now. Just wait until you're 30 and settle down with a fat girl like everyone else.
>just wait bro
>the girl will fall into your hands one day bro
>you are definitely not on a timer and time is not ticking
geg
That's what eva rebuild taught me
>>the girl will fall into your hands one day bro
Statistically this is true, unless you don't leave your house.
i think that anons plan is to play genshin and waifu games until he is 40yo and then get a 35yo fat gf through magic
it does seem that all the times I've had sex were also the times I was around women a lot
I'd rather die alone than settle with someone when I know I'd regret it
>unless you don't leave your house.
Where do I go?
This unironically happened to me. Today is our 7th year anniversary. Feeling great!
Congrats anon, I wish more years to you.
Adopting the normalgay life doesn't magically cure you of Ganker. You're here forever.
I agree with everything else you said.
What of you don't have a girl that likea you? Checkmate artist! Seriously if you're short and ugly it's already over.
You could have fixed your hair instead of hiding it
lmao I lost my virginity at 14, what the actual frick is wrong with you losers?
>m-m-muh disability!
I'm ugly and short.
this but also not white
I'm all of these things and still got laid last month at 27. Although I planted the seed like 5 years ago.
I don't want to get laid. I want to be left alone.
You do want to get laid but you gave up after a lifetime of not doing anything and therefore not receiving anything
>I don't want to get laid. I want to be left alone.
then why tf are you in this thread? And if you're browsing 4ch I doubt you're the kind of guy who has trouble being left alone.
>this thread is only for people who want to have sex
?
Who said anything like that? This thread was is clearly for guys who are having difficulty interacting with women
Doesn't sound very video games then, sounds like a thread for autists that wish they were normalgays.
I guess I'd try to salvage at least something good out of getting cornholed by my gym coach if it happened to me
Lmao 14? What a fricking laser. Anyone who's not a subhuman lost theirs at 8 like me. What are you autistic?
I lost my virginity when I was 0.1 years old. Get on my level.
The last time I touched a vegana was when I was born and I take some solace in knowing that some of you can't even say that much
Heh, I wasn't born. I created myself from nothing. Took a bit more effort than you know, being born, like a pleb.
>I was put into this world alone
I pity you.
Nuh-uh, i spawned myself in with an 110/10 supermodel babe who could morph into any form I chose but didn't because she was literally perfect. She took my virginity because I was such a handsome and charismatic baby.
>what the actual frick is wrong with you losers?
Character limit keeps me from giving a proper answer.
>what’s wrong with you
I actually went to a psychiatrist at my family’s behalf. Dude literally found out nothing wrong with me other than some procrastination tendency I’m succesfully working with a professional so far.
Meanwhile my mother got diagnosed with 3 stuff, my sister with a couple and my brother-in-law with ADHD lmfao.
And it’s funny because they insisted I was moronic/autistic but it seems it’s my mother the one who will soon be diagnosed with it.
Turns out being a loser was literally just on my lazy ass.
chuddies ITT could get a gf(bf) that looks like this and frick them every day, or THEY could look like this, and be happy. and instead they choose to seethe and rot. why chuddie like that?
i wanted sex until i had it
i wanted a relationship until i had one
now i just type sexy things at cute boys who dress like girls on the internet and it's honestly pretty satisfying and not even half as stressful
for everything else there's friends and family 🙂
>girls not sexy
>jokes not funny
yep it's r*dditb*dddy
ah, I get it! The joke is sex.
That's pretty funny.
>I spend my entire life inside arguing on Ganker, playing video games, and fapping to furry porn
>why don't girls like me?
>what is wrong with THEM?
femboy anon post closeup pic of your ass, im gooning rn
That's feminine to you?
bet
>date your looksmatch
Okay, so if I'm 5/10 what kind of girls should I be looking for? What does a 5/10 woman even look like these days?
You don't get a 5/10 woman as a 5/10 man. A 5/10 woman knows she can do a lot better than you.
Your looksmatch is 400 lbs and smells like literal shit. Enjoy.
theyre the regular women you see outside everyday, its just hard to tell because theyre caked in makeup
According to Ganker, a supermodel with a square jaw
Video games don't make supermodels with square jaws. They make ugly women with square jaws.
Just because we complain about western aaa games doesn't mean we play them
5/10 guys get 1s and 2s. 3s and 4s go to 6. 5 for 7, 6 for 8, 7 and 8s for 9s and 9 and 10s for 10s
>What does a 5/10 woman even look like these days?
start with the greeks
here is your looksmatch
>that pic
Ah, the fabled "femcel".
The fact that this person exposes herself to such degree online is a bad sign by itself.
>only interested in very handsome men
Shocking. Women have such unique and varied taste in men. Truly they are individuals.
>all the replies immediately trying to blackpill you
First, stop giving that much of a shit about looks. Being attracted to your partner is important, but you'll find that you're attracted to way more than you'd think when you're terminally online listening to people like Ganker. It's way more important to be compatible with interests and personality.
Second, just find social groups without the express intent of dating within them. Find social groups for shit you like and trt to make friends first. People know people and it's the best way to meet potential romantic partners. Our parents' generation didn't have Tinder; it was all knowing someone from work, school, or a friend of a friend.
Third, and I know you won't believe me, but try being attracted to people attracted to you. I was attracted to someone who wasn't into me romantically for like 3 years and tried waaaay too fricking hard and shit was miserable. I think the whole "just b urself" advice is so widespread because there's an incomplete truth being expressed that it's much easier to find someone when you're putting yourself out into the world, aren't alienating people by being overly aggressive, and you are meeting people into the same things because you meet them while pursuing your own interests.
your first mistake is thinking female and male attraction work the same. most men just want to date their looksmatch but every woman thinks shes owed mr perfect prince charming simply because she's a woman.
To hell real with women.
I want a demongirl gf like the one in the comic. Where the frick are they?
I am not really interested in relationships. Even up keeping friendships is something that doesn't really cross my mind. I just talk to them when I feel like it, swing on by when I feel like it. The last thing I want to do is talk to the same girl more than 3 days in a row. Maybe have flings from time to time, sure. But I just want to play video games.
>looksmatch
every day you guys surprise me a little more
What stops you guys from getting a real girlfriend?
It ain't that fricking hard.
this never happened
Being dense and being too socially ignorant to recognize tells and maintain a relationship without growing distant as distractions from the ones you love become more and more alluring.
Short. And. Ugly. People who say shit like this need to have their heads looked at. If you're not pretending, then you might be moronic. I don't want to pass my genes either. I don't want future generations to be short and ugly too. I'd have to be pure evil to pass on my genes on purpose.
>Short. And. Ugly.
literally doesn't matter if you are funny/confident. The world is full of ugly mofos who land at least average looking girls
i'm 5'10" and every young guy i see in a relationship is taller than me and good looking. while the woman can look like whatever. incels were always right and 80/20 rule is law.
bro I'm 5'7" and have slept with 20+ women. Not every one of them was great looking but I have absolutely batted way above my level on multiple occasions
I went to buy garden maintenance tools the other day and saw a guy so handsome I felt bad about life. How it was so fricking unjust. I see attractive people online all the time but this one dude being genetically blessed while living at the middle of nowhere struck a nerve.
Then a big jeep pulled over and a Danny de Vito-esque dude was accompanied by a very decent milf for his stature.
Life is a fricking rollercoaster.
danny devito guy probably had a huge dick. its all women care about. face, height, status, income, and dick.
He had money
Meanwhile there are starving folks in third world countries rife with crime with no hope of life improving, but sure lets all feel bad for the guy who's biggest problem is that he isn't a supermodel.
Boo hoo anon. No one cares unless those poor people are women anyway. To be a man is to be alone.
Apparently not, you guys keep saying charismatic men are surrounded by pussy plus all of y'all are hanging out here talking about how sad and sexless you are
Even those men are alone. Just holdovers until she can fond someone better. Women see men as resources, not people.
so does this mean no one is allowed to talk about their problems ever? youre fricking moronic
Nah, it was some involuntary reaction. I don’t even know why I felt that.
Judging by his car, yes. But there’re a lot of losers with good cars and money.
People here want to score the upper echelons of big titted models and live happily ever after with them.
Some women are so fricked up you’re just golden if you manage to just frick them once.
Don't care, don't want them. I could never believe they'd pick someone like me unless something was seriously wrong with them, and my genes are so shit they deserve to die with me. I'd be doing future generationa a favor. Posterity doesn't deserve to be short and ugly like me. I know how shitty it is, and I honestly believe that not passing my traits on is the morally right thing to do.
I don't know any women or how to meet any women, and I also don't have any friends or know how to make friends. Guessing those are the two biggest issues.
Because real women are mostly legitimately terrible, egocentric selfish people. The ones who aren't shitty people are generally already taken
>tall buxom readhead asks me out to the dance way back in high-school
>blew her off saying I had work
I genuinely thought she was joking because she really was at minimum an 8/10 and I was a Steve Urkle-looking string bean whereas no woman had ever expressed interest in me prior. It hurt a lot when her friend told me she had a legit crush on me a week later.
I made up for it during my college days, and my days working at a love resort.
>and my days working at a love resort
You mean one of those love hotels or like a luxury holiday spot where rich weirdos go get their wives fricked by Black folk?
>290 replies
>36 posters
Ganker doesn't keep track of the number of IPs anymore.
bro thats images, not posters
I thought that was the counter for posters with aids
I just like making posts like that because some people still fall for it
ass flatter than a board
its perfect your your tiny white/brown/yellow pecker to pierce, if it was too big it'd be impossible
If a woman is lonely it's because men are neglect rapists and terrorists. If a man is alone it's his own fault.
Frick off, homosexual.
>postcoital depression
the things these gays will go through before accepting they are gay holy shit
Women only seriously talk to you if you turn them on they treat actual non hot guys who have had gfs, they have known their life worse than a random Chad jackass they just met 10 seconds ago and cannot understand why this is puke inducing immoral behavior. In other words if you aint good looking then give up because b***hes arent gonna let you level up up on your charisma skills unless you make them horny.
>even ugly bastards can find gf and have sex lmao i did it
From where are those morons coming from?
>friendless autistic virgins speak with authority about how the mind of the opposite sex works
this is peak comedy right now
autistic virgins speak with authority about how the mind of the opposite sex works
It doesn't
Why wouldnt guys constantly rejected by women dislike them after seeing the scumbags women actually date and make endless excuses for? I can get her falling for casanova that gentleman but Tyrone the tear drop tattoo psychopath? Wtf
They have empirical evidence on their side. Women are the last people you should ask about women and Chads are low IQ so that's not going to go anywhere.
two
>TWO
generations were force fed bluepill lies about female attraction when the truth is women are a thousand times more shallow and cutthroat than any man. men are simply just fed up with the lying. it is all about looks and height and dick, nothing else.
And I'm inclined to believe the virgins
>we can't get gf girls are not interested in us
>THATS BECAUSE YOURE A LOSER LMAO
So you literally agree with them.
Women literally admitted they “feel safer” with a bear than a man (with insane amounts of mental gymnastics justifying their choice) so yeah it’s over for us
reminder women barely see you as human if you're an ugly man
Also ugly means anything that isnt Chad which means basically all men WHO ARE NOT VIRGINS are still ugly to women.
>anons in this thread are unironically simping for a homosexual