You didnt beat the game.

You didnt beat the game.

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Red men tongue my anus

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's not out yet

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think the normals who used that mod care

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      normals play on console, only seethig autists

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >normals play on console
        well seamless gays are normals by my giga-neckbeard standards

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >played the game solo and never used the taunter's tongue
    you didn’t beat the game

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >enjoyed themselves
    Didn't beat game
    >had fun
    nonononononononono

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    yes I did and my mimic tear helped me!

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    you are right
    WE beat the game

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    what is the appeal of playing Elden Ring co-op? the game was clearly not intended to be played co-op. surely there are plenty of other games that would provide a better co-op experience? is it just homosexuals who want to fit in by saying they beat the game while they ERP for the playthrough?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You need to have friends to be able to understand

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        why would I want to play Elden Ring of all things with friends? I should note that I am not into ERP

        It's for actual, literal children who like to delete everything by ganking it, everybody complaints about these games not having an easy mode but co op is the easy mode

        the game already has an easy mode, co-op just sounds like super easy mode

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Only people with 0 friends would compare erp to sharing time with them

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            only people who ERP would find joy in having a trivial co-op experience

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Or to have fun with the numerous mods available. You aren't the center of the universe. Not everything is about YOU.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the game was clearly not intended to be played co-op
      which is why the mod was made

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The mod was made because BASED RED CHADS made some troons seethe.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          nah it's because the base co-op is ass for trying to play the game with a friend
          if people dont want to PvP they can just opt-out of it without any mod

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Maybe its ass because the game isnt a co-op all the time game you fricking homosexual

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              which is why people modded it you double Black personhomosexual

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the game was clearly not intended
      who cares about what the devs intended?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        That is so gay. Just change Tarnished to Spiderman while you're at it.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >fun is gay
          ok

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            You said it, not me.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        These modded weapons are only fun when the mod authors are deranged enough to add even more pain to the game.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's for actual, literal children who like to delete everything by ganking it, everybody complaints about these games not having an easy mode but co op is the easy mode

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        STR/DEX bleed builds are the easy modes.
        At any rate the game is full of undodgeable attacks and technical issues (input lag, buttons/controller stops working, etc.), devs knew this hence they gave spirit summons.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like to play this version when I play it with my friends its a hassle to be constantly summoning and not be able to ride the horse. But whenever I play solo I play vanilla

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I used it after I beat the game a couple times to do a playthrough with a friend who wouldn't care about souls games otherwise.

      There aren't many games that provide a better coop experience, surprisingly.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Most people do co-op just to frick around with gimmick builds.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >play mage
    >kamehameha all the bosses
    >see weenies online cry about how the game is le hard
    I beat the game

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish I didn't. Elden Ring burned me out of Souls games.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >used any weapon that wasn't one of the starting weapons
    didn't beat the game

    >used spells
    didnt beat the game

    >used the katana
    also didn't beat the game

    >didn't delete every spirit ash that you looted
    didn't beat the game

    >didn't find the taunters tongue and immediately use it
    didn't beat the game

    >leveled vigor
    didn't beat the game

    >played above 30fps
    didn't beat the game

    >played the english dub
    didn't beat the game

    >didn't unbind the jump button
    didn't beat the game

    >used the flask
    didn't beat the game

    >used strong attacks
    didn't beat the game

    >dodged more than once per boss attack
    didn't beat the game

    >used torrent
    didn't beat the game

    >explored everything and overleveled the region
    didn't beat the game

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I beat the game then used it to do a playthrough with friends. so yes, i did beat the game mr. man

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >invaders are literal homosexuals trying to pull a tsundere act to guilt trip people into playing with them
    It would be cute if it wasn't so pathetic.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    this is like when that kid goes and complains to an adult that you're not playing with them

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know why this pissed red men off if red men are at an insanely bad disadvantage anyway.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      red man should really be mad at miyazaki for making him almost guaranteed to be summoned to a gank squad

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're right, I've only ever made it to Farum Azula. Never seen Ashen Leyndell and hardly step foot in the Haligtree

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I really tried my best to go through the game without using the spirit summons
    But it’s just so fricking obvious that the game is balanced around them
    Bosses very clearly lock onto the closest target like a laser beam
    Implying that you should have another with you, be it coop or spirit summon, to distract
    It’s actually super disappointing considering Sekiro had no coop whatsoever and the boss fights were perfect. Why couldn’t they replicate that?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >balanced around using spirit summons
      literally the opposite
      >Bosses very clearly lock onto the closest target like a laser beam
      ... what are they supposed to be focused on?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >literally the opposite
        Never fought Godskin Duo? Basically Ornstein and Smough but the arena is way smaller, they heal punish, and the fat c**t rolls around which 1 or 2 hits you if he so much as touches you.
        Then you have all the huge fast bosses that you cant read because you're either staring at their pubes or they flew somewhere and the camera is too slow to turn to them in time (there has never been a good gigantic boss in a fromsoft game, but at least DS1 made them easy sponge bosses).

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