You do realize they'd win in a war with the Alliance, right?

You do realize they'd win in a war with the Alliance, right?
If they get the Terminus Systems on their side, they could stalemate the council, too.

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  1. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    khar'shan superpower by 2186
    pillars give me strength i will kill 99999999 humans
    remember torfan

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        >have to keep Balak alive to get max war assets.
        Sorry sweaty, but if you didn't put a bullet through his assface, regardless of where you are on the Paragade scale, then you played ME wrong.

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          ywnbaw

  2. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    No they wouldn't lol

  3. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why are they so heckin mean spirited?
    Don't they know slavery is bad?

  4. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    weren't they demoted to being lowest tier reaper canonfodder by ME3?

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Humans are actually the lowest tier as husks. Asari get turned into super durable teleporting c**ts with an insta kill grab and obnoxious screeching

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        melee enemies are always a greater threat in ME.

  5. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Male Shepard is built for tight human/quarian/asari pussy.

    Female Shepard is built for big batarian/varren/krogan wiener.

  6. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    How did these bug eyes even lose to humans who haven’t had ships lazer guns and space nukes like them?

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      They didn't. They hired non-military personnel like Balak to take over gangs and begin funding terrorist attacks on Council occupied colonies.
      The Blitz was a slaver campaign,Torfan was a raid on pirate slavers.
      The Alliance never officially tangled with the Batarian Military, only through proxies.

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        Space Iranians

  7. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Terminus systems aren't united at all. They're at best a loose conglomerate who occasionally work together. It would be hard if not impossible to cohesively unify them in a fight that large and they in no way could match the council's power. At best they could maybe manage continuous hit and run attacks which they basically already do.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      The Batarians have been quietly infiltrating the Blue Suns, a human organization.
      If you kill Vido, you're guaranteeing the Batarians massive sway over the Terminus Gangs. The Eclipse and BP would vassalize themselves under the Batarian banner.
      Only true threat to Batarian rule is Aria, who has demonstrated at best that she can be replaced, at worst that she can be bought

  8. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nah, they would get btfo by our one space messiah.

  9. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Arent batarians like the Black folk of all the species?

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      They're a mix between the Ottomans and the Chinks

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Batarians are basically like Mass Effect North Korea, they've got this absurdly delusional image of their own power and the codex mentions how on their homeworld all the propaganda says they're a galactic superpower on par with the Asari/Turians/Salarians. In reality they're insanely weak considering how long they've been around, humanity casually wrecks them less than 20 years after discovering its first mass relay.

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